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Stormtrooper 08/23/2023 (Wed) 19:08:29 No.6805
we are so back
>>6805 The master dark jedi and the old droid are the only interesting fun characters of that show. She is ok, I guess, hasn't say or done anything that would make me hate her, but haven't done something to make me like her. Show is a fucking mess thought.
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Might as well put this shit here. >Failony text scroll >Ahsoka is now a jedi knight, Why? Fuck would I know >bootleg MC30c frigate >unfocused backgrounds look fake and cheap >let an unknown ship to dock, knowing full well million of things could go wrong >something does go wrong And here we go!
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>Dark jedi offers his hand to the prisoner >She actually takes it I didn't expect that, dark jedi best character so far. >scene ends and you don't see any dismemberment >spelunking scene takes to much damn time >the orb is protected by dirt that crumbles by touching it, notice that it is exposed on the floor, so if you step on it by mistake you will immediately know is there, dig it up and take it >bravo failony!
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Isn't Ahsoka amazing? Please ignore the fact that when she made 3 holes to snare the droids, she didn't destroy or disable them in any capacity, also please forget the fact that all 3 droids are A-OK and none of them tried to stop Ahsoka from making more holes. >mini nukes >hyperspace exit right next to x-wings, if she crashed on them, it would had destroy those x-wings and home-one >hera is back, where is her kid? Don't know.
>the sphere is a map to thrawn >everybody and their mother knows that if he returns from being kidnapped by space whales he would artistically rape everyone and their mother >what would you do? >A: Take the map and put all The New Republic™ resources to crack that map wide open under heavy security >B: Take the map to a planet full of 'member berries and ask help from a Mary Sue >C: Take the map to find Thrawn and help him conquer the galaxy >It is B you biggot >Mural is important 'member berry, don't try to preserve an important icon and it looks like they didn't give a fuck Good >bootleg E-wings >Sabin is still a rebel, you go girl Did you like the music? It feels so out of place for the scene.
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>you are like a sister to me And she got sisterzoned, weren't they suppose to be a couple? >night sisters of Dathomir had temples in other planets Damn, the night sisters got the short end of the stick, eh? I guess a group of females that have power over men got failony dick hard, I guess it is lucky he didn't knew about the Hapans. >apprentice is going to lothal >Oh no! That is Ahsoka is going!
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>everyone was there >not everyone Bravo failony! >You wanna hear what she wants to say There is so much you could cut off that is unnecessary, stop spelling it out, I think they just want to make the episode longer >witches of dathomer had stronghold on other planets WEW >Ahsoka is asking sabine for help, because she has the artist eye, yes you heard her right, if you are an artist you can unlock a ball map made by witches >Ahsoka was training sabine to become a jedi >but she fail, see guys! They are not perfect, they are not mary sues!
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>Ahsoka doesn't warn Sabien that there are assasin droids and dark jedi looking for that map >Sabine takes the map as if Ahsoka doesn't know how retarded sabine is >Gee I wonder if sabine is going to get attacked? >sabine is your best bet for reading that map The absolute state of the new republic.
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>Sabine cracks the code in less than a day Isn't she amazing?
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>sabine gets attacked surprising no one >sabine dies 10/10 Best disney show so far! Did you rike it?
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>oh no! They took the map, if only those women didn't act like retards >Ahsoka can feel past events, since when she got that power? Fuck would I know >Ahsoka sighs while watching jedi aladin, What did failony meant by this? These women are acting as if they are still fighting the empire as a small rebel group, instead of fighting the empire remnant as a large corrupt goverment.
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>There is a droid in the tower >what do you mean by, why it didn't self-destruct? Eh... This one can't do that! What do you mean by, why it didn't escape or deleted any important information? Because, the good guys gals need a lead on the bad guys! >Take head to a hospital >give head to sabine to get important information >getting information might cause an explosion >Male robot is being a bigot because he is worried about the hospital blowing up >"There is no time to relocate, we are falling behind as it is." Nods to Hera >You heard that right, getting a lead on the bad guys is more important than anyone in the hospital, because right now they need that information >hey! You be quiet, she did the right thing on bringing the ball map to sabine, is not like anyone could just see a holo map of an acient temple to solve a ball map puzzle, only a strong womyn could do that! >"I'm pulling the plug" >"No, wait!" >Droid pulls the plug and didn't listen to a strong independant womyn I like this droid, he knows those woman are crazy and saved everybody in the hospital. I wish the show was about the dark master jedi, I like how he acts and behaves, it is the only thing that makes this show watchable, it is sad that he died, odds are he watched the show and got a heart attack.
>>6819 >odds are he watched the show and got a heart attack. lol
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>"Where thrawn is vanished" >Getting kidnapped by space whales is now called vanished >"Thrawn calls to me across time and space" How convinient. >Republic is using the Empire workforce I just don't know what they meant with that, in one hand they could just be shitting on the white-collar class saying that they don't give a shit or maybe just maybe, some of the writes actually read a history book and notice that sometimes the new rulers sometimes used the same personal of the previous political organization for better or worse. >Next scene is about womyn and their feelings Welp, this will be a long ride.
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>sabine took jedi alladin lightsaber >droid is telling that she is worse than jedi alladin and she should stop her stupid shit I like this droid, he doesn't give a fuck of the womyn feelings.
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>somehow hera manage to get to her shuttle in time to intercept the transport, remember that they took a long ass time to get to one point to the other >somehow an inquisitor was waiting for Ahsoka to show up >"How can they be loyal to the empire." >"It is not loyalty, it is greed." >greed >GREED GREED >They could keep their job if they don't mind having a corrupt democracy >Rebels against it, losing their job Yeah, it is greed alright. Also a small note, all those people that are taking prisioners are going to get tortured and brainwash by The New Republic, if you don't believe me, it happened in the Andor show.
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>Same scene like the last scene of the rebels cartoon >Odds are normalfags will praise this like high art >A fucking huge hyperspace ring >Remember the prequels guys!? Beyong retarded.
Well, that is it for now. I find this whole story retarded and convoluted for no good reason, two fucking episodes to get the band togheter and yet they are still missing the xeno, traitor blonde guy and Hera's son, where the fuck is her kid? Normalfags are saying that his is Rebels season 5, no it is not, they are still missing half of their team and a shit ton of story between Ahsoka training sabine as a jedi, which is also fucking retarded. Failony wanted to make a bootleg Heir of the Empire, because he can't make anything new without stealing from others, and this is the best he made, a map that will tell you where thrawn is. Somehow a fucking map can tell you where thrawn was kidnapped by space whales. Fucking how? Fucking why? Thrawn got kidnapped with a whole fucking star destroyer, it should be reasonable that he could get back since he has the resources to do so, but to tell you the truth, he and jedi alladin should be dead, since they entered hyperspace with the bridge windows broken and last time I checked you can't be in hyperspace naked. You could fix the story if you could have ahsoka not knowing how important the ball was until it was too late, but her knowing the ball map leads to thrawn and she leaving it with sabine knowing full well that it can be stolen by the bad guys it is just retarded and to add insult to injury, the puzzle is easy to solve. To tell you the truth the show should had been focused on Hera's mutt son living a peacefull life along side Hera and shit hitting the fan when thrawn returns kicking everyones asses, but since Hera's mutt son is a boy, that would be a no-no from Failony and Katheline. Also Ahsoka looks like she never hitted puberty.
Star Wars: Ahsoka Episode 1 Reportedly on Track With Andor, Down 50% From Obi-Wan Kenobi https://archive.ph/igg6Y >This matches the 1.2 million who watched the critically-acclaimed Andor premiere in September 2022, is slightly lower than The Mandalorian's Season 3 premiere of 1.7 million in March 2023, and is down 50% from Obi-Wan Kenobi's 2.4 million in May 2022. >"Rosario Dawson’s portrayal of the Jedi shows that not only are fans eager for more adventures in the Star Wars universe, but that they’ll gladly watch shows led by female characters. With women serving as five of the six main characters, this opens a new chapter in the Star Wars saga." >but that they’ll gladly watch shows led by female characters. >mfw nobody watched andor and now nobody is watching ahsoka
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>>6834 I hate Disney, but this is a stretch. Only parts that looks the same are the central body's front grill and where the wings are attached, but those are both blatantly based on real fighter craft, which Star Wars space fighters always have been. The shape of the main body is totally different, the wing profile differs, the cockpit differs, the weapons differ, the tail differs. The real problem is how lazy the Disney design is. It's like the AK with so few bits added to it in Andor: The vismod is so minimal and half assed you don't even realize it's supposed to be a vismod protraying a blaster and not just an AK they stuck in by mistake. This is just a WW2 fighter plane with a few sci-fi bits stuck on and if not for the bits at the end of the wings (which not all of them have) and the upside down tail you could just call it "steampunk fighter plane". The random model did the idea better
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>droid says that sabine is shit HeH >ahsoka trained sabine before >never gave her the training helmet >Remember a new hope?! >Going to investigate this is stupid, don't waste resources >"Have you ever been in a war, senator?" What the fuck? >Hera's son appears, he looks like a mutt Well, at least they got something right. >Hera can't take her fleet to investigate someone stealing huge hyperspace drives >She doesn't go there by herself in the Ghost >She doesn't send a couple of squadron of x-wings Fucking why? >Why do you drop out of hyperspace so far from the planet? >Droid responds to his questions >She gets annoyed I hate sabine, I hope she dies.
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>See sabine is not a mary sue, she can't shoot the turret! >Ahsoka's ship survives the fighters and also the huge hyperspace ring, which conviniently doesn't have turrets on the back And the next scene is pretty damn retarded, instead of shooting the ship that is fucking huge, they decide to shot ahsoka that is fucking small, fucking why? Can you really block blaster fire from fucking ships with your light saber? >remember the space whales?
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And they know is a huge hyperspace ring, they needed to get fucking close to know that, kill me.
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>sabine if we can't get the map, we must destroy it OK? >but what about space alladin!? >Gee, I wonder what is going to happen? >Hera takes the ghost with a squadron of x-wings Finally, she is doing something right >She also takes her mutt son with her >mfw Why do they always do this? Every fucking time they write mothers doing retarded shit that puts their children in danger or abandon their children for the greater good, fucking why? Do they don't know that mothers have their children as top prioroty? A mother would never take his only son into the danger son, she would leave him in Home One, if they really wanted to have the mutt inside the Ghost, he should had got there and hide without Hera knowing, but no, they couldn't bother to do that, instead they add long ass scenes that do nothing for the story.
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Shitty lightsaber fights Sabine loses her helment, because you must see the actor face at all time. Ahsoka is dead or is she? Sabine doesn't destroy the map, surprising no one.
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>Hera gets to the big ass hyperspace ring location >Big ass hyperspace ring goes into hyperspace, destroying a couple of x-wings >Geee, she was lucky that the ghost didn't crash against some x-wings >I have a bad feeling about this I hope the mutt dies. >Ahsoka goes to the time traveling room, how? Fuck do I know, Anakin saved her, how did anakin got into the time traveling room? Fuck do I know. Fucking kill me.
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This Is the Way
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>>6853 This is the way that normalfags will see once again that Failony is a hack writer.
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>>6854 >>6853 just C.I.A. agent writer just hidden manipulate imaginative influence
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Too tired to shitpost about episodes, so here you go. It is shit.
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>>6859 Hayden deserved better than to be in this nostalgia pandering, filler laden shitshow.
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>>6863 I'm amazed how beyond retarded the writers are, if they want clone wars nostalgia to win over the normalfags, it is as easy as having Anakin appear as a force ghost to Ahsoka to have a wholesome scene of her knowing that Anakin was saved by Luke and bam you got all the normalfags in the bag, but what do they do? A shitty hallucination about Ahsoka confronting Anakin about something, winning the fight and then turning from Grey Ahsoka to White Ahsoka. Force ghosts, why don't they use them? Fuck, I wonder how are they going to kill Thrawn, last time he got kidnapped by space whales...
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>expectation >reality
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>>6864 Force ghost Anakin appearing to Ahsoka just raises even more questions about why he didn't appear to Luke or whatshisface before he went off the reservation. But then again they are normies, and normies are easily pleased by jingling keys. Thrawn will go out like a bitch, can't have the bad guy be competent or win after all.
>>6863 is there literally any single disney wars movie or show that isn't that?
>>6867 Star Wars Visions?
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>Thrawn is fat >night sisters had a kingdom in two galaxies >they don't pack up their bags and move the fuck out of the galaxy leaving behind all the idiots I hate that thrawn is fat, what the fuck, they ruined even more.
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>riding rancors? Lame!
Just saw a couple of vids on YouTube >Thraw is old >full of wrinkles >looks like an actor from HBO's Rome that they painted blue >irises >no calm, analytical, art obsessed guy vibes I want my EU back, look what they done to my blue boy...
>>6875 And I thought getting kidnapped by space whales was bad.
>>6876 It tunrs you into a space elon knock off with necromongers as henchmen on a forested SoCal planet. If there's a hell, that's probably it.
‘Ahsoka’ Premiere Viewership Numbers Worse Than ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 And ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ According To New Nielsen Numbers https://archive.ph/E4p48 >Nielsen reports that Ahsoka viewership clocked in at 829 million minutes viewed for the week of August 21 through August 27th, the week that Lucasfilm released the first two episodes of the series onto Disney+. >This is less than premieres for The Mandalorian Season 2 and Obi-Wan Kenobi. The Mandalorian Season 2 had a premiere of 1.030 billion minutes back in 2020. Of note, the premiere numbers only included the first episode “The Marshal” instead of two episodes like Ahsoka. >Obi-Wan Kenobi premiered with 958 million minutes back in May 2022. Like Ahsoka it included the first two episodes.
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Not even nu-Thrawn can save this shit show, nobody fucking died, none of the dark jedis died, not even one fucking turtle, just a bunch of stormtroopers and some not-samurais.
>"the emperor died?" >"That's what people say" Who the fuck writes this shit
>>6888 >"Somehow Palpatine returned."
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>>6888 (Checked) Normalfags that will lose their jobs to AI.
>>6888 Contrast The Truce at Bakura, which is held as a solid but unexceptional EU work where Leia is trying to get Bakura's governor to fold into the soon to be New Republic >"In the name of the emperor, welcome to Bakura." >She couldn't have hoped for a better opening than that protcol greeting. "Thank you for your weclome," she answered placidly. "You may think me terribly rude to correct your kind words, but it's no longer valid to welcome us in Emperor Palpatine's name. Emperor Palpatine died several days ago." >Nereus cocked a dark, heavy eyebrow and clasped his large hands behind him. "My dear Princess." He swaggered forward another step. "Have you come to Bakura spreading rumors and lies?" >"It gets better, Your Excellency. He was killed by his apprentice, Darth Vader." >"Vader." Nereus straightened several millimeters to loom over her. Disaste dripped through his pronunciation, a sentiment she understood perfectly. "Vader," he repeated. "His Imperial Majesty should never have trusted a Sith lord. I was prepared to disbelieve you, Your highness. But Vader as an assassin, I believe." >"Lord Vader is dead as well, Your Excellency." >Luke's chin rose at the edge of her vision. She knew what he wanted her to add. Maybe Vader had died heroically, but ten minutes' contrition did not make up for years of atrocities.
>>6885 Falony doesn't give a fuck about disney canon, Thrawn knew that Ahsoka's master was Anakin Skywalker, seems that it was mentioned in a book.

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