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The Kenobi Show! Stormtrooper 03/09/2022 (Wed) 18:38:19 No.5961
>What kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi will we meet in Obi-Wan Kenobi? Says star Ewan McGregor: "We find Obi-Wan at the beginning of our story rather broken, and faithless, and beaten, somewhat given up." >Kenobi is getting the TLJ treatment. >As the force-sensitive Inquisitor Reva, Moses Ingram will prove a formidable new foe as she seeks out Jedi-in-hiding for the Empire. Director Deborah Chow and writer Joby Harold describe the character as ruthlessly ambitious. >AYO! >McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Master Jedi and a master of decluttering, as evidenced by his sparse dwelling on Tatooine, where he has set up shop to watch over a young Luke Skywalker. >"They share a common dark-side goal," Ingram says about the villainous trio of Reva, the Grand Inquisitor, and Darth Vader. "They're on the same team." As for what stands out most to Ingram about her big bad: "It's all heart." >We all know how Obi-Wan feels about flying. This Jedi prefers to travel by more primitive means (like this eopie) whenever possible. Flying is for droids, it doesn't mean he doesn't like using spaceships/speeders you fucking niggers >Joel Edgerton is back as Uncle Owen… and we don't necessarily like his odds in a face-off with Reva. (But as a wise smuggler once noted, never tell me the odds.) "Thank you, George, for casting Joel Edgerton as Uncle Owen," laughs director Deborah Chow. "That's all I can say." >McGregor is all cloaked up again as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he's got places to go... like the new planet of Daiyu, which "sort of has a Hong Kong feel to it," says writer Joby Harold. "It's got a graffiti-ridden nightlife, and is kind of edgy. It's just got a different lane and a different feeling." WEW! AND HERE WE GO!
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>"I will watch over him... well not ALL the time, a man have a need to visit space hongkong from time to time." Can't wait to see this cluster fuck, I wonder if the normalniggers are going to eat it up just like in mando or they laugh at it just like in Boba Fat.
Here's your Pau'an, bro.
>Travers thru desert and stuff >Kenobi doesn't have a fucking hoodie to hide his head or protect it from the sun >Lens flares >Cartoony inquisitors >Fifth Brother turned into a chink I don't like the new inquisitor ship
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The shilling begins.
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>>5969 Disturbing.
>Kenobi's stuff between the two trilogies Isn't this what the real The Last Jedi was for?
>>5969 It has to be some cuck shit to get that excited to watch the continuous rape of something you supposedly love.
>OB1 was supposed to got prematurely aged due living in a fucking desert doing nothing for 20 years straight >his skills got atrophied due that >holed himself in Tatooine due being the place that Anakin would not set foot at hell short of going after DS plans >had to keep quiet for nobody sense him around in a setting where Force users can feel and registry people presences light years apart >that was how he was depicted in ANH >they make a show of him going all around when he was supposed to keep watching Luke, keep his head buried in the sand and all around despondent It's actually tiresome >follow Nu-SW canon I wouldn't be even a topic for discussion here.
>>5979 That's why The Last Jedi works: Obi-wan is only off Tatooine to ensure the destruction of records that would lead to Luke and Leia, and goes right back when he's finished.
>>5979 Years ago, when speculation about this began, I read the simplest and most fundamental criticism of the show's concept: Obi-Wan is supposed to spend his post-Mustafar years as a reclusive, defeated exile rather than going on adventures all around. The explanation has remained on my head. It'd take creativity to come up with a show that would truly fit with ANH.
>>5961 I miss the original pitch of Obi Wan being a skitzo wandering around the desert screaming at force ghosts the entire time.
>>6015 >limited series I guess they turned the movie into a mini-series, damn the costume look like shit.
>>6016 Boy can't you just wait see Obi Wan get his ass handed to him repeatedly by and ugly sheboon mary sue? >damn the costume look like shit. And how. This shit has to be on purpose.
'Obi-Wan Kenobi' Is the Last Hope for Star Wars Under Disney https://archive.md/ouBjm You think they are trying to push a narrative of "Make it or brake it" and when the show comes out, even if its good implying is going to be good or bad, they will scream at all directiong stating that star wars was saved by "instert guy here"/Disney? Would be hilarous if they announced more show after that.
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Kenobi leaks and rumors. I think is true, since the tusken is a strong independant womyn that can't do no wrong.
>>6050 >mary sue sheboon finds luke and obi-wan because her straight white male boss just isn't as awesome as her >just ignore the sith value power over everything and if she were stronger she'd be in charge but white supremacy and male privilege or something >doesn't immediately report to vader or the emperor that she found obi-wan >hurr durr morally superior mary sue sheboon only doesn't kill luke because she was actually a gud gurl who dindu nuffin all along >also ignore that earlier she was "taking out her frustrations on citizens" >luke doesn't understand because he's just a stupid man child >also ignore that luke in ANH seemed to have little to no knowledge about the force or jedi despite having a lightsaber waved in his face as a child i guess it just slipped his mind or something because he was a child and children are stupid right? >stay tuned for more adventures from yet another stonk independent mary sue niggress and fan favorite darth vader NOW BUY THE TOYS GOYIM It's all so tiresome.
>>6050 II miss Tremayne and Jerec...

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