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The Kenobi Show! Stormtrooper 03/09/2022 (Wed) 18:38:19 No.5961
>What kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi will we meet in Obi-Wan Kenobi? Says star Ewan McGregor: "We find Obi-Wan at the beginning of our story rather broken, and faithless, and beaten, somewhat given up." >Kenobi is getting the TLJ treatment. >As the force-sensitive Inquisitor Reva, Moses Ingram will prove a formidable new foe as she seeks out Jedi-in-hiding for the Empire. Director Deborah Chow and writer Joby Harold describe the character as ruthlessly ambitious. >AYO! >McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Master Jedi and a master of decluttering, as evidenced by his sparse dwelling on Tatooine, where he has set up shop to watch over a young Luke Skywalker. >"They share a common dark-side goal," Ingram says about the villainous trio of Reva, the Grand Inquisitor, and Darth Vader. "They're on the same team." As for what stands out most to Ingram about her big bad: "It's all heart." >We all know how Obi-Wan feels about flying. This Jedi prefers to travel by more primitive means (like this eopie) whenever possible. Flying is for droids, it doesn't mean he doesn't like using spaceships/speeders you fucking niggers >Joel Edgerton is back as Uncle Owen… and we don't necessarily like his odds in a face-off with Reva. (But as a wise smuggler once noted, never tell me the odds.) "Thank you, George, for casting Joel Edgerton as Uncle Owen," laughs director Deborah Chow. "That's all I can say." >McGregor is all cloaked up again as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he's got places to go... like the new planet of Daiyu, which "sort of has a Hong Kong feel to it," says writer Joby Harold. "It's got a graffiti-ridden nightlife, and is kind of edgy. It's just got a different lane and a different feeling." WEW! AND HERE WE GO!
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>"I will watch over him... well not ALL the time, a man have a need to visit space hongkong from time to time." Can't wait to see this cluster fuck, I wonder if the normalniggers are going to eat it up just like in mando or they laugh at it just like in Boba Fat.
Here's your Pau'an, bro.
>Travers thru desert and stuff >Kenobi doesn't have a fucking hoodie to hide his head or protect it from the sun >Lens flares >Cartoony inquisitors >Fifth Brother turned into a chink I don't like the new inquisitor ship
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The shilling begins.
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>>5969 Disturbing.
>Kenobi's stuff between the two trilogies Isn't this what the real The Last Jedi was for?
>>5969 It has to be some cuck shit to get that excited to watch the continuous rape of something you supposedly love.
>OB1 was supposed to got prematurely aged due living in a fucking desert doing nothing for 20 years straight >his skills got atrophied due that >holed himself in Tatooine due being the place that Anakin would not set foot at hell short of going after DS plans >had to keep quiet for nobody sense him around in a setting where Force users can feel and registry people presences light years apart >that was how he was depicted in ANH >they make a show of him going all around when he was supposed to keep watching Luke, keep his head buried in the sand and all around despondent It's actually tiresome >follow Nu-SW canon I wouldn't be even a topic for discussion here.
>>5979 That's why The Last Jedi works: Obi-wan is only off Tatooine to ensure the destruction of records that would lead to Luke and Leia, and goes right back when he's finished.
>>5979 Years ago, when speculation about this began, I read the simplest and most fundamental criticism of the show's concept: Obi-Wan is supposed to spend his post-Mustafar years as a reclusive, defeated exile rather than going on adventures all around. The explanation has remained on my head. It'd take creativity to come up with a show that would truly fit with ANH.
>>5961 I miss the original pitch of Obi Wan being a skitzo wandering around the desert screaming at force ghosts the entire time.
>>6015 >limited series I guess they turned the movie into a mini-series, damn the costume look like shit.
>>6016 Boy can't you just wait see Obi Wan get his ass handed to him repeatedly by and ugly sheboon mary sue? >damn the costume look like shit. And how. This shit has to be on purpose.
'Obi-Wan Kenobi' Is the Last Hope for Star Wars Under Disney https://archive.md/ouBjm You think they are trying to push a narrative of "Make it or brake it" and when the show comes out, even if its good implying is going to be good or bad, they will scream at all directiong stating that star wars was saved by "instert guy here"/Disney? Would be hilarous if they announced more show after that.
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Kenobi leaks and rumors. I think is true, since the tusken is a strong independant womyn that can't do no wrong.
>>6050 >mary sue sheboon finds luke and obi-wan because her straight white male boss just isn't as awesome as her >just ignore the sith value power over everything and if she were stronger she'd be in charge but white supremacy and male privilege or something >doesn't immediately report to vader or the emperor that she found obi-wan >hurr durr morally superior mary sue sheboon only doesn't kill luke because she was actually a gud gurl who dindu nuffin all along >also ignore that earlier she was "taking out her frustrations on citizens" >luke doesn't understand because he's just a stupid man child >also ignore that luke in ANH seemed to have little to no knowledge about the force or jedi despite having a lightsaber waved in his face as a child i guess it just slipped his mind or something because he was a child and children are stupid right? >stay tuned for more adventures from yet another stonk independent mary sue niggress and fan favorite darth vader NOW BUY THE TOYS GOYIM It's all so tiresome.
>>6050 II miss Tremayne and Jerec...
>>5961 >niggеrs not watching
After Endorsing Calling All White People Racist, Lucasfilm Prepped Actress Moses Ingram Against “Racist Backlash” To Her Obi-Wan Kenobi Character https://archive.md/mworB >>6072 Stop being a racist and watch the show bigot!
Ever notice how every single stonk independent tusken wymin yidsney SW shits out have the nappy unwashed corn roll tusken hair? What's with the obsession with that disgusting hair style?
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And here we go! >Can only squeeze 10 minutes for 20 MB, render looks like shit, its an improvement over 1080p >episode starts with a resume of the prequels, like hell I'm going to render that >you like the prequels right goy? >here you go an scene with little children getting trained by a jedi >Where are the xenos? >You think we got shekels for that, goy? >Inquisitors park in the middle of the road How rude! >They are looking for a jedi, in Hutt territory, not ONE bounty hunter bothers to get some easy credits by hunting down a jedi >Jedi manages to escape This is going to be a long ride.
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>Kenobi is having flashbacks about thing he didn't see >The jedi, that manage to escape 3 fucking inquisitors, manage to find fucking kenobi in the middle of nowhere >Kenobi tells him to fuck off >The jedi doesn't run to the far reaches of the galaxy, because reasons Gee I hope that jedi doesn't get capture and torture, he might reveal Kenobi address.
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>Isn't princes Lea amazing? >Reva please stop attacking the Hutt's slaves, you are going to get yourself killed or sucking Hutt's dick as your next job
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>Reva stop, you are making us look like an evil organization >Fucking diversity hire getting drunk in power >Droid >lower lifeform >lifeform Droids are not alive. >A little girl going full psychiatrist on another kid >The out of place tusken in the table, got to have representation in all scenes >Kidnapper using an edgy 2000's shirt >How easy is to kid nap a princess in her own fucking home planet? >Pretty damn easy >Lea still manage to outrun them for awhile, even if she was surrounded by them
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>my daughter was kidnapped >What should I do? >Use the space amber alert? >Use my resources to find, rescue and squash the retards that dared to kidnap my girl >Call a jedi that is a fugitive to find her and hope that NOBODY finds out my connectiong to him? >Jedi is hanging on the street >Gee I hope he didn't snitch on Kenobi >He burried his lightsaber in the middle of the desert for 10 years and the damn thing is only a few inches deep >In episode 4, he has the lightsaber in his fucking house in a box What the fuck are the writers doing?
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>I already hate the fake jedi and I hope he dies soon He wont >Xeno uses googles that are not meant for his eyes type >No trigger discipline >Hobo clone trooper Shouldn't they be recycle to newer type troopers?
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>Kenobi doesn't sense its a doll >Hey Reva we got Kenobi come over here >OK, be there in a sec How close was she from the planet? >Isn't Lea amazing? >I'm a smart little girl, say shit that a kid wouldn't say >Act like a retard, don't care that I'm in a dangerous situation and go around like a fucking tourist >All the inquisitors are there
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>Lea sees Kenobi has a bounty on his head >Deduces that she was kidnapped to get to kenobi >Why? >Because she is super smart, isn't Lea amazing? >She runs away >Kenobi can't catch a little girl, and manage to evade him more than once >She puts herself into danger a lot because of that >See? She is not a mary sue! >Reba is on the rooftop looking like a strong independent womyn >Runs at kenobi >Drying cloths are blocking blaster shots >Everybody misses all their shots >Kenobi kills one bounty hunter and the next one stop existing until the next scene >Kenobi uses his force power like a guy with a erectile dysfunction trying to get a boner >Saves Retarded Lea, while I was screaming at the screen for her to die >Reba is still running on the roof >Kenobi manages to get down from the roof, what about the bounty hunter? Not important now! >OMG you are a jedi, I believe you Ben! >Hey dude, trust me! Here is a key, this is not a trap! >OK >Reba is still running on the roof >Shitskin gets on Reba way and he doesn't get killed on the spot, because fuck you! >Kidnapper is executed because he is white This shit get worse and worse.
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>Shitskin scene was only there so that Reva can find Kenobi >Inquisitor relaxed round tuskens >Reba still didn't get kenobi Its only two episodes and I want to drop this sack of shit, see you next week!
>oy vey goyim see lea was always a mary sue so her using the force to fly through space isn't shitty writing Yes, yes. And I'm sure when they show Luke as a child he's going to be a bungling moron who can't do anything right.
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Another episode drop, how long will you last?
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They turned Kenobi into an useless retard.
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>They didn't ask him for his ID that was pushed in the The Bad Batch cartoon, bravo Pablo Hidalgo >There is a type of droid that doesn't speak Why?
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>Darth vader can't sense kenobi >He start to murder the taxpayers, because he is so evil >They met each other, A new hope can go and kill itself, goy!
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>tusken knew where to find the hideout >vader fights kenobi, kicks his ass, burn him and then he manage to escape >vader lets him escape >diversity hire manage to find kenobi in the middle of nowhere and fucking saves him with the slowest droid in history >tusken manage to capture Lea This is the start wars normalfags deserve.
>>6106 >how long will you last? I guess not at all being as I refuse to subject myself to any of the yidsney nuwars shit.
>>6111 (checked) >I refuse to subject myself to any of the yidsney nuwars shit. Star Wars Speaks Out Against Racist Comments Directed At Obi-Wan's Moses Ingram https://archive.md/i9MrF You racist!
>>6109 >>6110 >Vader kills people just because when he never went after average Joes like that >Vader that was just a couple of years in the suit manages to force grip OB1 even when at the peak of his power as not-yet-armored Vader he couldn't >Vader tries to pull some poetic comeback against OB1 just because >A council member that was able to go toe to toe against Anakin now can't do shit, even if wasn't time enough to his powers to get rust >Obi Wan just run when in the new canon he cab actually kill a seasoned Sith apprentice like Maul in a single stroke, in his "old man" version >Anakin/Vader broadcast his emotions like a beacon yet OB1 swings his saber lost in the dark against a noisy asthmatic 2 meters tall angry dark side radiating cyborg that uses some obfuscation like a Nosferatu >Vader can't sense OB1 a couple of meters from his nose when in DS1 he could a small moon sized distance >Vader won't going berserk even if at that time he was still a hothead, when ANH now implies he manage to calm his tits down when facing Kenobi, only after 20 years later, knowing what the guy could do. That is still the Vader who destroyed his operation table in a rage while trying to kill Palpatine >their encounter in the DS1 now is meaningless >remember when i actually forced gripped you and tried to burn you alive when you were actually younger and just out of the Clone Wars? Now i can't even if you got older and your powers weak, let's engage in a matchstick duel >Luke, i never talked about how Darth Vader could actually grip a jedi master in the air... you just need to kill Darth Vader, no pressure That is just wrong. People bitch about the EU Vader being a depressive broken man instead of the "badass" but the EU Vader is now show to be the coherent version of him
A gift that keeps on giving. Obi-Wan Kenobi Writer Appears To Be Oblivious Of Revenge Of The Sith, Has No Clue Kenobi Knew Anakin Was Darth Vader https://archive.md/I0C7p >Speaking with TheWrap, Harold revealed he didn’t originally pitch Kenobi not knowing that Darth Vader survived their battle. >He said, “That was actually not something I pitched originally. That was something I discovered along the way, and sort of had to confirm with Pablo [Hidalgo] and really think, ‘Hold on a second, what does he actually know?'” >From there, Harold listed off a string of questions with one of them implying he and the team at Lucasfilm working on this show do not realize that Obi-Wan Kenobi knows that Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader. >“The great piece of storytelling you can use is getting to Ewan play the moment of realization that that which haunts him is still alive. And what does that mean for him? There were many avenues that I could take him down, all of which hopefully are good opportunities to tease out story as we continue. But it all comes down to, is it viable within canon to play that card? Which it was.” >“You sort of have a big idea and you say, ‘Hey, can I do this?’ And someone goes, ‘No’ and you go, ‘Okay fine’ (laughs). Or they say, ‘Yeah, you’re allowed to do that,’ and then we canoodle and see if it bears fruit,” it explained. >“Pablo is this sort of mad genius, and he was incredibly helpful, and always available. And I’ll be forever grateful for his help because you can hunt any idea if he can say, ‘Yeah, if you want. You’re OK there,’” he concluded. If only Pablo Hidalgo dropped dead, along side all the people that ruined star wars.
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>princess lea is captured and interrogated >there is a relantionship with her and kenobi and the fucking rebelion >she will still turn into a senator, because for some reason the empire will not execute her ass >sad tusken story >military installation doesn't have shield because "Nobody would dare to attack it" >Installation has Tie Fighters at the ready, remember about this little detail You thinking that vader fighting kenobi before A New Hope was retarded, oh boy, just you wait!
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>Non-white traitor strong independent bullies white guy >Goes to a room full of people work, sits infront of a console next to a tusken and talks to a communicator and helps kenobi enter the facility >nobody notices >Lea proves she is a strong independent little girl and puts the niggress in her place, you go girl! >Non-white traitor is spotted and taken behind some columns by a guy, she later beats the shit out of him in a room full of people >nobody notices >Lea is sent to the Disney's (((executive))) office This is what happens when you hire non-whites in your army.
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>Military facility is a tomb for the jedi, thay are preserve in their cloths for some reason >The youngling with his hat is the top 10 most retarded scenes in the show >Non-white independent womyn goes against the niggress >She let the fucking communicator ON, while getting interrogated by the tusken >Underwater facility doesn't have windows strong against blasters >Underwater facility doesn't have doors that could stop a flooding This is so tiresome.
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>Kenobi walks around in a coat and a hat with Lea hidding under his coat, while there is an alert >Nobody notice >They are walking into empty space and not to her ship >Nigress notice them and calls to them >PEOPLE ARE STILL WALKING AROUND THEM >I repeat, stormtrooper are pointing their blasters at them and people are still walking around them minding their own business >Not-Snowspeeders attack the facility at full speed, they somehow not crash at the door and somehow the base didn't detect them >Niggress runs to kill kenobi, but doesn't catch him... again >Not-snowspeeder hovers to distract the tusken and somehow its blaster canon shots can go at ANY direction, also its tiny as fuck >They escape >Nobody chases after them, not even the TIE Fighters And so Lea was saved again by a Jedi and rebels, I hope Alderaan doesn't get nuked.
>>6134 >the "people" being paid to write for [brand] have little to no knowledge of [brand] and are too stupid/lazy to even bother looking up information or asking someone that knows I'm truly shocked that the thing everyone with an IQ above a single digit already knew turned out to be true. >>6135 >>6136 >>6137 >>6138 >u-um the diverse good girls win b-because umm.... oh right the evil white men are just so stupid they can't do anything right! There are probably SW porn parodies out there that are better written and more faithful to the source material then (((disney))) trash holy fucking shit.
>>6138 >I let them go >I put a tracker on their ship Fucking lmao, so Vader's plan in ANH was actually just him copying a nigress's idea? Explains why Leia recognized it, at least.
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So what do you think? Is the tusken going to die at the end or have a change of heart at the last second with no build up and travel the galaxy being a gud girl dat din nufin rong? >>6140 Das rit! The white man stole from the blacks! Is even more hilarious when the inquisitor protest her retarded idea, because the base was almost destroyed and she responds "Kenobi is all that matters." So why let him go? Why risk it? The not-rebels are nothing compared to Kenobi.
>>6143 It's absolutely going to be that she wuz a gud gurl who dindu nuffin and it wuz da evil huwite empire dat made her do eet.
Star Wars Story Group Member Attempts To Justify Obi-Wan Kenobi Not Knowing Darth Vader Is Alive In Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney+ Show, Accuses Critics Of Lying https://archive.md/V1wiv The gift that gives on giving, Beaner Hidalgo is doubling down.
Not gonna watch disneyshit but they mentioned my nigga Quinlan Vos in the show and I can't take this shit anymore, they better not destroy my favorite character.
>>6161 Didn't his whole character got destroyed in The Clone Wars Show?
>>6134 >>6152 These articles mostly just seem like they're looking for a reason to shit on the show based on canon rather than actual quality. A single line from Obi-Wan in RotJ decades after Mustafar, long after he learned Vader had survived it even going by this new show, is not substantial proof that he knew all along. Especially in the context of a conversation with Luke about his family, where it'd make more sense to make it about his father, even if that were a distortion of their original motivations. Okay, sure, the intent at the time was not explicitly to hide them from Vader, but with the later revelation that Vader was alive, hiding them from the Emperor implies hiding them from Vader, so it works out exactly the same. And unlike the previous misleading wordings Obi-Wan had used with Luke when talking about his family, that's not a deception; that's just the normal way one would say it to simplify the matter and keep it relevant to the situation. And besides, even if the line did prove he knew, contradicting a distant line like that is the mildest of retcons, and one which, if the show were good, would be entirely worth it. There is no genuine complaint to be had here. >Does he know the moniker Vader? What would that mean? Can he associate the two? What was he cognizant of? How isolated is he? Where’s Vader at that time? Where’s his reputation and how well known is he? This is reasonable brainstorming. If I worked on the show I'd ask the same question out of diligence. I really have to wonder how many people reading this article and agreeing with its reaction, having a gut feeling of "yeah, of course he knew, right?", still needed to be reminded that the security footage scene was where it was proven. Assumptions like that are exactly the sort of thing someone working on the show is supposed to second-guess. The question was asked, it was answered, so both sides did the job they needed to do in that regard. This just seems like outrage-baiting to draw in dissatisfied fans without needing the effort of forming arguments of substance (and, perhaps, to give an angle that lets them avoid political criticisms of the show).
>>6163 Now that is the real autistic question, eh? Did Obi-wan knew Vader survived getting burned into a bacon. And they answer it in the most retarded way possible.
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>Remember the prequels? You love the prequels right?
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>shitty transport ships >Doesn't use an explosive to blow up the door >"Fire!" "Light'em up!" >"Give me a ladder" Little princess will fix a fucking door. >Diversity Hire traitor talks about her sad past >nuKenobi and tusken can whisper thru the blast door >Darth Vader doesn't kill a tusken, because it would be racist
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>Why didn't you stop him, Why didn't you save us? >Kenobi was in another Planetary system escaping a big ass army of clones trying to kill him >Somehow Darth Vader recking the Jedi Temple is his fault >She can use her lightsaber to cut the door open, all that time "Blasting it" was wasted >Oh man, if they only placed the cannon infront of the door to blast them once the doors were open >Diversity hire traitor goes full alla snack bar It just gets better and better.
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>nuKenobi will surrender and gives EVERYTHING to the least reliable diversity hire of the bunch >stormtroopers doesn't blast him the moment he opens the door >nuKenobi and tusken whisper again and nobody notices >he gets sent back into the facility with only TWO guards >never ending prequels flashbacks, trying to imply it has something do to with the present situation >nuKenobi escapes >little princess shit opens the hangar door >diversity hire drops the fucking communicator, gee I hope someone doesn't grab it to know the location of Luke >Darth Vader does a Force Unleashed moment, to stop a transport, but doesn't stop the other transport
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>You are a great warrior, Anakin... a Padawan you will still be >See guys! He is still schooling Vader! So it will make sense in New Hope! >Vader doesn't relax around tuskens >Gee, why didn't she attack him when he was using the force to stop the transport? >Nigress tries to go full Hidden Tiger Crounching Dragon on Vader, it looks fucking awful >Vader doesn't kill the nigress >High Inquisitor doesn't kill the nigress >Nigress finds out about Luke In the next episode, Nigress will find Luke and take him to Vader, deleting the Original Trilogy. All those years, the normalfags were hoping for Disney to retcon the Sequel Trilogy, they will get a retcon alright.
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>>6177 You wanted a higher version of that scene?
>>6178 It looks like they had no idea how effortless to make it look for Vader. The part where he's just throwing her around with the Force was mostly fine, if awkward, up until they went full retard with her lightsaber. (I haven't watched the show; does it turn into a helicopter regularly, or are all the Swiss Army functions stuff they first dumped in this very fight?) But the second part is confused and bizarre. He has her so overpowered that he must be just toying with her up until he disarms her. Makes sense. He decides to toy with her by splitting the lightsaber and tossing her one, mockingly implying a "fair" fight. Also makes sense. Then when he actually fights with the lightsaber, he makes a few awkward and ineffective swings as she rolls around in the dirt, then goes right back to just Forcing her and disarming her again. Makes absolutely no sense. What was the point? Why did he move to lightsabers to duel for a few seconds, and then immediately change his mind? Why was he so ineffective? If you're trying to show that Vader is so powerful he doesn't need to try despite the opponent giving her all, then you need to show that those low-effort swings are still so much that she can barely fend them off, instead of them being so low-effort that they're useless. And if such a fight is going to end that quickly, it needs to end in resounding defeat by the lightsabers, not by switching back to the Force. If you're trying to show that Vader underestimated her and decided to switch back to the Force rather than betray weakness by getting serious, then she needs to do more than roll around in the dirt, since it needs to come from her own skill with a blade rather than Vader just being bad. And it needs to last longer, long enough for Vader to come to the realization. I genuinely don't know what goal the directors and writers had for that scene, and what impression I was supposed to come away with in terms of each character's abilities. People criticize impractical flourishes in the PT's duels, but that's minor when the feeling of the fight is still there. Regardless of any criticisms about the choreography being too artistic or dance-like, at the end of it you have Obi-Wan chasing after his master and subsequently taking up his master's sword, you have Qui-Gon killed by Maul's dirty move rather than any of those artistic displays, and you have Maul killed by his own arrogance. But in this garbage there's no meaning to it at all.
>>6179 >Regardless of any criticisms about the choreography being too artistic or dance-like, The choreography of the Maul fight in TPM, I mean. Lost part of the sentence while rewording.
>>6179 >does it turn into a helicopter regularly I think they only used the helicopter feature twice to attack someone, no flying... yet. >But in this garbage there's no meaning to it at all. And the worse part is that they can't eve make it look good.
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>>6181 >no flying... yet. In this particular show, you mean. In the franchise as a whole it already happened.
>>6179 To add to the fight choreography bit it looks like several of the sheboon's swings are far too short or too far to the side and Vader could have no done at all and still avoided them. Kind of just makes it look like it was just a chimpout and the ape lost any semblance of higher brain function.
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>>6183 The PT had its share of that too, but at least there it looked fancy. The thrust at 0:49 of that webm is really quite pathetic. Also she very obviously teleports a couple meters between 1:54 and 1:58.
>>6184 >at least there it looked fancy Pretty much. The PT's fights were definitely overly choreographed, but they were at least choreographed. This shit looks like (((they))) gave an ape a stick and just recorded it swinging it around and figured that was good enough to be a fight scene.
>>6182 >In this particular show, you mean. Yes, that is what I meant, but they should put helicopter lightsabers since the whole show is a joke. I don't know something like the nigress grabbing Luke and flying away in the desert.
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>guy that sells water in a desert planet lets the water spill >nigress returns to desert planet >doesn't get her shit kicked in >star destroyer is following one shitty transport >doesn't use TIE Fighter to blow it up >Owen doesn't have the pants on the relantionship Of course they will shit on Owen.
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>Vader and nuKenobi fight again >Kenobi rolls around him >Owen misses his shot against the nigress >Nigress doesn't kill Owen or his shitty wife They really didn't give a single fuck.
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>Hyperspace is instant now, because fuck you >Nigress can't kill Luke, because she is a gud gir! Have the original star wars added lens flares on the lightsabers? I think they didn't, right?
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>Hyperspace travel is instant now, because fuck you >She has a hoster >You said there are many ways to lead What did she mean by this? >Runs to her pet droid and ignores kenobi Just like she ignored Chewe when Han died.
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Did you rike it?
>>6194 >Did you rike it? If I see it as a stand alone thing, I guess yeah. But honestly there are things in star wars that don't mesh well at all with my head. Just in general as of late. >No deaths Essentially I don't think any character that wasn't a placeholder died. And it would be fine if no one died, so long they aren't put through situations that should essentially leave them dead. Like why make a whole big deal about someone getting stabbed or cut when we all know they will get as healthy as ever the next time you see them? Like you need some tension in the story and >Comedically incompetent empire/sith How does the empire even stand? At the time when OT came out it made sense cause the jedi are essentially extinct, you have two powerful sith rulling over the galaxy, and storm troopers are usually competent. But because bad guys can't actually win, they have to be the most clumsy people in existence. Literally falling for every looney tunes trick thrown in the way. Why is the empire even a thing? They can't seem to actually do anything important. Vader also lost to Kenobi which kinda does throw out the whole "Luke being the last hope" thing out of window, does it? I saw it being explained as "he can't put himself to kill him", but that's not the OT Kenobi which is fine with sending Luke to kill him. I think it's just the curse of adding stories to already existing stories, which makes the whole thing clumsy and shaky story wise. That's my spergy rant I guess.
The absolute state of normalfags.
>>6196 You faggots see this shit? This is fucking why Star Wars will never produce anything good again. Because no matter what there will always be several times more of these braindead troglodytes that actually fucking cry over the latest steaming pile of Star Wars branded shit then there will be of people that actually pay attention. It's not about quality and never will be. It's about the brand name and nothing else. Remember every fucking time yidsney pulls down their tranny panties to take another shit and expect to be paid for it, it's sub-humans like this that enable it. The nuTrilogy may have been made by disney but its the mindless drones like this that that fund it. The only salvation possible for Star Wars at this point is for all these pathetic cucks to die off an not be able to pass on their undying brand loyalty to their wife's boyfriend's children and the franchise becomes unprofitable so the shambling corpse being puppeted around can finally be put back in the ground.
>>6196 >>6198 I fairley enjoyed this episode, but i didn't cry for fuck sake, how does one gain such an emotional connection like this that they break down during scenes? Jesus Theericbutts almost fainted from the fucking trailers.
>>6199 >I fairley enjoyed this episode Cuck. >how does one gain such an emotional connection like this that they break down during scenes? Mindless consumerism and having a complete lack of an actual personality or independent thought. They latch onto something like Star Wars because its popular and they're told by the marketing that they should love it. They're quite literally mindless NPCs who's entire programing is to unconditionally love [product] and get excited for next [product].
>>6199 >I fairley enjoyed this episode The only part that I enoyed was when the Star Destroyer appeared, to bad that the whole scene was beyond retarded. >>6198 >The only salvation possible for Star Wars Is unsalvable, but at least they can't take away pre-disney star wars.
>>6200 Call me a cuck again, i dare you.
>>6205 Cuck.
>>6208 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>hasbro does crowfunding/presale thing for wewuzinquistors lightsaber >it fails despite huge media push >hasbro also has high detail version of classic toy at same time >it does crazy numbers
>>6229 >yidsney star wars toys don't sell Nothing new there. For all the bluster about there being more of them the merch sure as fuck doesn't sell.
>>6230 The last toy they wanted to crowdfund was the rancor and they fucked up the tiers, they wanted to push fucking bones as a tier, so the bad goys pulled their shekels from the crowdfund.
Do you like the tri-wing, anons? To tell you the truth it looks like a Star Citizen png ship.
>>6236 The design isn't bad for a generic sci-fi ship, but it's way to sleek for a SW ship. And why is it called the tri-wing? Do they not know tri means three? I was expecting them to be lazy and unoriginal and have it to open up like a X-wing and just be three wings on each side but they didn't even do that much. I think they just named it that because they thought it sounded cool. >muh iconic Nigger, it's been in one fucking SW show that no one likes. I get that yidsney is going to do it's damnedest to shove it down people's throats, but just because you keep saying it's iconic doesn't mean it is.
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>>6245 Just like my gay slash fics

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