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Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571
Post them webms
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did you do that edit? it was unexpectedly emotional...
No. Its just a leftover from before 8chan went down.
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Anyone have the star wars anime webm?
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Please tell me Oshii did more of this anon.
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He did make a few more. Don't have them in webm though
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>>2590 >remove atmosphere >screams audible なに?
>>2594 >shoot audible while fly through space audible That's just how things are in SW. At least in this case it might be a transmission.
>>2590 >That MOTS speedrun Impressive!
>>2594 They are being sucked out into space along with the air anon, so their screams are carrying through the air.
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>>2632 This is still infuriating. What a waste of a good actor. And decent Yoda effects. And a franchise.
What the fuck did Robi do to the captchas? 9/10 are literally unreadable.
>>2664 I like this meme t. spent the past few weekends playing through KOTOR II again
>>2664 >What the fuck did Robi do to the captchas? 9/10 are literally unreadable. If you can't read them, neither can spammers :^)
>>582 God I loved that show. I miss Peter Cullen's voice.
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Anyone got that "You Found Something" horror vid?
>>3029 Can you be more descriptive?
>>2664 >He is a Sith Lords.
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>Aided by an analysis of over 1M tweets&1K YouTube videos, this is the full story of alt-right radicalization in the Star Wars fandom. From designated white supremacist hate groups to YouTubers, this is how hate attacked the Star Wars sequel trilogy
If you want to see the whole shitshow, here https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=V7LhwO0EGi4
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Anyone got the sound effect of a Star destroyer exiting hyperspace?
>bad batch >should be fun >empire bad! >killing clones I just wanted more clone wars episodes.
>using strong independent unironically The normalfags are so easy to fool.
>>4584 >when you look at rey on the force awakens, she's a female lead 👏
>>4584 Disgusting faggot
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>>4584 Here is the full thing. >He didn't create Ahsoka Did he ever made something in his life? Or did he stole everything from more talented people like a fucking kike?
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How can someone lie and say so much bullshit?
>>4598 That's his entire career. Why people are so insistent on defending this hack is baffling.
>I'm a good goy so I won't protest that you stole from my work >Please hire me, Kikes The absolute state of e-whores.
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Does anyone have that video where the narrator recites the sith code over various clips of sith doing what they're best at? Or can you atleast tell me where to find it? It looked like it was part of a longer video, perhaps a fan film I don't know about but I never found out what it's called.
>>4655 Nevermind, found it. The uploader on jewtube is called DuduFilm. I already had him but somehow managed to look at every single video except the one I was actually looking for.
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>>4667 >Nigger builds shits for blond master I don't see the problem.
True (((fans.)))
>>5010 Wouldn't the ship get destroy in hyperspace and return to normal space in pieces?
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The absolute madman in Aberdeen, WA.
>>5020 Blessed pic.
Those "Galaxy of Adventure" are probably the best Star Wars cartoons I watched since the original clone wars animation. Not even shitting on the CW tv series, it just never interested me. They are actually well animated and just enjoyable to watch. They even make the shitquel material look fun and exciting. They range from recreating scenes from the movies, to "star wars facts!", to original animations, to promos, to one that sounds like the script for an old toy commercial. I'm guessing they are meant as an introduction to the Star Wars universe for kids? >>5020 >Watto: "Only money, no republic credit (card?)" I wish I could read all the other notes in the background.
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>>5037 >I'm guessing they are meant as an introduction to the Star Wars universe for kids? Yes >>5037 >hey even make the shitquel material look fun and exciting. Now let's not get ahead of ourselves. >>5037 >Not even shitting on the CW tv series, it just never interested me You mean Ahsoka Wars? That show was always bad.
>>5038 >You mean Ahsoka Wars? That show was always bad. Yeah, that's what most people say. Can't really say anything about it though since I never watched it and I don't plan to. >Now let's not get ahead of ourselves. I mean, look at this shit. They have better action scenes than anything in these movies and they even make it look as if Rei had a character arc and was actually trained by Luke.
>>5037 The sad part is that they shit on Luke by downplaying his actions while upplaying Lea actions, deleted a character to insert Lea in his dialogs
>>5020 A bit but not as much as you'd a expect a modern cartoon like this would. At least it's mostly just exaggerations of scenes that happened in the movies. They hardly have any shitquel scenes with Luke but that's for the better. It's actually funny to see how much work they put into making them look better than they are. I'm not saying these are perfect but they are surprisingly enjoyable, good enough that I downloaded them all. At that itself is pretty funny. These 59 animated shorts they released for free are better than anything else yidney did since they bought one of the biggest multimedia franchises of all time.
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>>5073 Phineas and Ferb movie was the only good thing to come out of disney.
>>5118 Yes. Yes it was.
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>>5020 Wish he had some sort of online store so I could support him directly. Dude literally did nothing wrong.
>>5330 He can't even last five seconds after mentioning his donutsteel before fellating her can he?
>>5330 Not feeling up to writing down an entire rant right now if there's a reason I never ate up the whole "Ahsoka is da best cuz she's Skyguy's padawan, obviously" is because Anakin's role as teacher is very fucking sketchy to begin with. Just because he is a good swordman doesn't mean he has to be a good tutor. Hell, did we ever have a scene or two were both trained together? For me it never felt like a proper depiction of what a Knight/Padawan relationship would be like a more like a flimsy excuse to have Ahsoka be as powerful and efficient as she was.
>>5347 Anakin shouldn't even be allowed to educate children. Giving him a padawan always felt like a dumb gimmick to appeal to the younger female demographic despite having plenty of female jedi characters to choose from, maybe even have TCW focus on jedi outside of Kenobi and Anakin more often with Luminara and her apprentice as the second most recurring or have them team up with Obi-Wan and Anakin most often.
>>5347 https://yewtu.be/watch?v=d696t3yALAY They have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.
>>5330 >we can't make luke too over the top powerful because he's an icky man >now let's talk about one of the hundred mary sues in yidsney's star wars At this point the only reason I pay any attention at all to SW and by that I mean browse this board every once in a while is to get a chuckle out of how bad the writing is under (((disney.)))
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Hello, fellow Star Wars™ fans! Are you ready for the Star Wars™ Galactic Starcruiser™ ride that will open next year?
Will the normalfags keep eating disney's shit? Why is nuBoba Fett constantly taking his fucking helmet off?
>>5696 Not my boba fett!
The ABSOLUTE state of lego.
The only way I can see kenobi and vader fighting in this show is in a dream sequence or something that doesn't count, like clones, but the whole thing is still unnecessary, just like the creation of this show.
>$5,000 shekels for that >mfw
>>5757 I can't wait for the entire ride to be covered in piss and shit because Disney fines people for using the restrooms built into the guest rooms.
>>5757 Imagine being on the marketing team, surrounded by people who think a manlet merchant and an intergalactic negroid singing in English is the best way to sell this overpriced garbage
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Look at this fan film I found online! I fucked up the encoding. I bet it could have fit on 1-2 files.
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>>5810 You are actually watching that? Damn anon, you have a strong stomach.
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>>5821 >Tusken Raiders >Using technology Why? I remember kotor tusken raiders hating technology and xenos, but would use tech in extreme situations.
>>5821 >nigger propaganda is bullshit as always.
>>5821 >This are Tuskan Raiders Ancestral Lands Are you fucking kidding me? They act like animals!
>>5822 I just remember them lacking the ability to make or maintain it and having no training with it. Don't remember them having any quams about them using what they loot.
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>>5830 Watch out those words outlander or you will learn the true meaning of fear! Still, those on the webm are dirty crypto-outlander, probably also fucks jawas and worsips lizards
(((Leaked))) trailer, maybe is fake, maybe is real, or maybe (((they))) are testing the waters to see how the consumers react.
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Reminder that Anakin did nothing wrong. I find it hilarious that Disney is trying to paint the Tuskan Raiders as noble misunderstood natives, given how they are in the movies.
>>5834 Why would you jump out of your TIE fighter to stab the guy's X-wing instead of just shooting the X-wing with the TIE
>>5835 The Tuskens have always been portrayed as aggressive, territorial, xenophobic savages, but of course because they're the "native" population The Mouse must portray them as an oppressed peoples, lore be damned.
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The absolute state of Disney nuStar Wars. Hipsters in shinny Vespas in fucking Mos Eisley of all places having the most boring speeder chase. Even the fucking normalfags are making fun of it.
>>5840 Somehow the royalty-free stock action music is the most jarring part for me.
>>5840 Why are they color coded like this is Power Rangers or some other toku/sentai kind of show?
>>5843 I guess they wanted to represent the sodomite flag, but run out of budget.
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>>5840 Dex's Diner called. They want their props back.
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>>5845 Those bikers don't have a quarter of the charm of Dex's diner.
>mfw maybe just maybe the normalfags will wake up from Jon Favreau bullshit
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>>5840 Welcome to Mos Vespa!
>>5758 >>5758 they...what? in more thread related news, I decided to watch the show in the hopes Temuera Morrison was at least entertaining, but my god, he does nothing for seven episodes, and strangely, this is utterly infuriating
>>5890 I haven't seen the whole show, but damn I watched some clips of the final episode and it was BEYOND retarded. I wish they made new droids, instead of defiling the ones from EU.
An amazing adventure awaits! Don't forget your face mask, goy!
>>5897 >make a new trailer trying to paint the hotel like a great experience >everyone wears a mask >make a wish video of giving free tickets to some poorfags >video promotion NOBODY is using a fucking mask in the same~ish shots What the fuck?
>>5830 >They act like animals! So like most natives?
>>5891 from one of my other favorite franchises, which is also under attack: evil cannot make, only mock. >>5897 looking forward to watching this flop. hopefully it'll be a white elephant for Disney.
The absolute state of the News.
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At first I thought this was a fan trailer, or a paradoy, but it is the real thing. It doesn't look like star wars. Jesus Christ look at the AK rifles, they look like toys and one of them doesn't even have a hole in the barrel, I had to pause it and double check it was a legit star wars trailer. I know that weapons in the film used real weapons, but atleast they added some stuff to make them look different. There are no fucking xenos in the trailer, not even an ugly twi'lek, only humans, that is why is so fucking wierd. Everything is diverse and inclusive, even the empire. The white room feels like you entered an apple store.
Guess who is fucking back?
>>6079 I'd say it could be a rebel safe world (as introduced in WEG material, where Rebels kept their non-combatants safe by establishing colonies with low enough tech levels to avoid showing up on sensors) posing as a low industrial world when imps show up randomly, but there's still too much sci-fi bits on this planet and the timeline wouldn't make sense.
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>mfw the Union gets in the way on building the Death Star
You like the clone wars, right goyim?
>>6347 Meh… not EU, not original movies, just more Disney fanfiction. Not interested.
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>>6350 This faggot has to actually be retarded or something. There's no way an adult without serious mental and developmental problems cries, claps and bounces around like he does for every single movie or TV trailer they watch. Why the fuck is the trailer so desaturated? Is that what's currently "artsy" in pedowood?
>>6352 I would hope it's an act just to get views, but as we all know, hope is the first step on the long road to disappointment.
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>>6363 >space ship with lightsabers on the sides Holy fucking shit this is unintentionally hilarious. This is something a 5-year-old would come up with and think it was the coolest shit ever.
Well, here's some Dark Forces II footage I don't think I knew existed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmukQaUuec
I had to double check if this was not a fan film, 6 million dollars and this is the best they could do? Anyway, looks like they are baiting hard with the whole "deleting the sequel trilogy" shenanigans. Will the ahsoka and rebel fans save star wars? They better, since the woMandalorian is not exciting the normalfags anymore.
>I don't know spend a lot of time on flashbacks or forceghosts You think they will go full retard and not use luke as a force ghost? I guess not, why would they? Since they could use kylo ren as a force ghost, oh wait, he is a guy, can't let him mansplaning rey, so they will go with Ahsoka. >stand alone movies >is not going to be a trilogy since they are so fucking retarded they can't make a plan for that >not all of them haven't been shelved >mfw all these bullshit
At first I thought it was going to be shit, since the nips weren't going to make more, but there are actual animation studios that I like doing episodes, so maybe it will not be all horrible.
>>6590 You taking the piss? First season was shit too, this looks even worse.
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>>6593 >You taking the piss? I liked "The Village Bride", specially "The Ninth Jedi" wish it was an actual show made by the nips without having the muunikes telling them what to do. "Lop and Ochō", "Akakiri" were ok.
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The new game has a lot of nuCanon from the new republic to the hidden path shit in it, seems they are trying to push it everywhere.
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>>6586 >Anyway, looks like they are baiting hard with the whole "deleting the sequel trilogy" shenanigans. They're going to take the EU and recreate it using Filoni's awful OC's. The future is darker than we care to imagine.
>>6782 Normally I find this kind of woke shit to be more offensive than the ones controlling it's production (obviously, they are nowhere near the trenches). But this case is an exception to that. >5 pozz/5
>>6782 I'll wait for a mod that turns the MC into Aayla Secura or Darth Talon and pirate.
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Been messing with blender.
>>6831 Very nice Anon! Clearly you're on your way. Keep up the good work! Cheers. :)

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