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THE VERMIN IS DYING Stormtrooper 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:08:46 No.3574
https://archive.md/pICww 91% YOY, from $5.4 billion to $460 million
>thinking pedophile kikes will allow one of their biggest propaganda makers to fail
>>3575 The internet and Netflix is proving more worthwhile in that area anyway. Only way Yidsney can survive this trainwreck now is if the retarded cunts in Congress decide to bail them out... However because of the whole China controversy, it could go either way.
>>3576 > IF the retarded cunts in Congress decide to bail them out... However because of the whole China controversy, it could go either way. Do you really expect congress to do the right thing? Disney will not only be bailed out by tax payers they will get nice bonuses, absorb more media, get more government favors and continue to make low grade propaganda until this society collapses.
>>3576 Couldn't disney just sell something like Fox (which they only bought to get the X-men movie rights) or the Jim Henson Company to try and recoup some of their losses? Obviously they'll never give up their cash cows Marvel and Lucasfilms, but they own enough shit that they could just have a yard sale and be back above board.
Who else thinks it was yidsney+?
>>3598 Is Disney+ really that unpopular? I thought it was the only part of disney that was doing well until Mulan came along
>>3599 As far as I've heard a lot of people used the free trait subscription to watch the cuckdalorian and then canceled their sub.
>>3583 I still can't get over how utterly retarded TLJ was. I don't think I've ever seen a movie that made me go >uhh, ok.....? as many times as TLJ.
>>3633 Sounds like you just didn't like having your expectation subverted, bigot.
Massive Yidsney layoffs - https://archive.vn/MdjHt Owaridesu.
>>3652 can't get to that behind the cuckflarewall. mind giving us a synopsis anon? numbers, for instance.
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>>3654 >28,000 being laid off because Corona's fucking their resorts into the dirt >18,760 are part time, that means 9,240 were full time employees >during the 1st 3 months of corona Yidsney's profit dropped 91% >disney reports that they lost billions of dollars during the first weeks of corona I'm actually starting to like the Chinese now. Thanks for eating bats
>>3656 This is the second biggest layoff this year. At this rate management of the parks will fall into even further decay.
>>3655 >>3656 thank you.
Calling it now: An unusually high proportion of the layoffs were blacks (b/c, well, blacks ofc). There will be yuge class-action + burnlootmurder riots at Disney corporate.
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So pic related is finally a reality?
>>3659 >There will be yuge class-action + burnlootmurder riots at Disney corporate We can only hope.
>>3671 Considering all they layoffs, being cutoff from foreign tourists, and the massive spending for FOX, its not looking good.
>>3659 >An unusually high proportion of the layoffs were blacks I'm gonna spread this rumor as far and wide as I can. If it turns out to be true, Disney gets burned down. If it's false, all the idiots going on about "hwite privilege" get discredited. It's win-win.
>>3575 It's a vast communist, Jewish, capitalist, fascist, liberal, conservative, white, satanic, catholic conspiracy, I tell ya.
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https://archive.md/zIRuv >$5,000 fake monopoly shekels for 3 days and 2 nights in a fake spaceship >food and drinks included, but only ONE alcoholic drink >brag that you can roleplay any star wars character BUT! <Here are the costume policies for while you are onboard the starcruiser: <Costumes that may distract from the experience of other Guests are not permitted. <All Guests may dress as their favorite character, but they may not pose for pictures or sign autographs for other Guests. <Costumes must be family-friendly and may not be obstructive, offensive, objectionable or violent. <Costumes may not contain any props or accessories that resemble or could easily be mistaken for an actual weapon. <Costumes may not contain sharp objects, pointed objects or materials that may accidentally strike another Guest. <Layered costumes or costume props that surround the entire body are strongly discouraged and may be subject to additional security screening. <Acceptable accessories include transparent wings, plastic lightsabers, toy swords and tutus. Costume headwear may be worn as long as it does not cover the face. <Guests ages 13 and under may wear some costume masks; masks may not cover the entire face and must provide unobstructed peripheral vision at all times with openings that allow the eyes to be fully seen. <Costume masks of any kind may not be worn by Guests ages 14 and older. >Fuck you, goy, no fun allowed! >mfw
>>5691 gay af
>>5691 The entire experience is scheduled for you as well - you don't even get to choose how you spend your own time there. I can't imagine paying five thousand north american dollar menu coupons for this shit.
>>3724 The rich and powerful would NEVER hurt children :^)
>>5691 Disney Reveals “Captain Keevan” Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser Character https://archive.md/EpO0H Its a gift that gives on giving.
>>5778 >>5780 This looks more like a shitcanned Dr Who episode than anything you'd see in Star Wars

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