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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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>literally blue Ahsoka >Pantoran >literally discount Wroonians Shit taste to the max.
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I claim giraffe grey
>>1772 >have to photoshop to make them look half fuckable. R.I.P. trooper’s taste
1999 fanfilm Mara Jade.
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>>1687 >>1786 >TCW Okay fags. The space Rhodies were cool until they got cucked by faggot Filoni Make way for best girl
If she cant force choke you why even bother
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>>1787 Yet you chose the worst skin for her. green and red Vette best Vette. Kaliyo was best girl until the cuck scene Twi’lek warrior saving poor Vette from slavery and btfoing imperials for fun is best run.
>all those xeno fuckers itt Disgusting.
>>1798 Shut the fuck up Inquisitor
>>1798 >implying you wouldn’t be eager to have a Zeltron peg you with a Wookie dick strapon without even using her pheromones For us non-faggots itt we prefer to fuck aliens ourselves. >ywn buy a Twi’lek virgin slave and dress her in skimpy clothes 24/7 releasing her from slavery and having her work as your personal maid/assistant on your remote estate on a sparsely populated outer-rim planet and constantly put forth sexual advances but never so much as pat her head building up her sexual frustration for years. Why live?
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It's not gay if it's a droid, right?
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Hello there.
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I believe I have the best choice of waifu.
>>1804 Not as long as you have the correct attachments.
Damn all the good ones are taken, I guess I'll take slave leia
>>1816 Oh shit, I forgot about her, I remember in my last play through it felt like they had been writing a romance with Visas but then cut it or didn’t implement it. But yes, essentially that but with several alien maids who are forced to dress much more skimpily. On the other hand if I have several then they may just resort to sapphism so maybe only one or have them isolated.
>>1792 Is this a porno or something?
>>1826 No, short fanfilm.
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There needs to be more waifu spanking in Star Wars. That is all.
>>1847 Do you think Quinlan Vos ever spanked Aayla as punishment?
>twi’leks will never exist and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it >you will literally never own a Twi’lek or even just have one as a skimpy companion flying across the galaxy exploring the unknown regions and outer rim Fuck you George take your billions of dollars and invest into chink genetic research to bioengineer Twi’leks. At least we can hope for VR to become good enough in our lives, assuming Disney still owns the Star Wars licence and makes games in 10-15 years they will never make an AI controlled procedurally generated Galaxy based off legends lore, maps, and the official Atlas, in a Elite dangerous type RPG with Bethesda level moding compatibility so we can have lewd intelligence AI companions with auto generated speech and personality.
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>>1854 Quinlan never seemed like one to give a fuck. The only person I see giving her a cheeky pinch is Skoda.
>>1854 Did Quinlan ever manage to leave the brothel long enough to care?
For me, it's Ysanne
>>1855 Tw'leks are ugly
>>2678 >i enjoy the taste of nigger cock Okay.
>>2685 >twil'eks have penis-like appendages on their heads >you like nigger cocks if you don't like this nah
>>2705 Your first instinct when you see an appendage is to think of penises?
>>1797 >the asian face skins >best girl is the worst possible femoid in every way >freeing vette and fighting your own empire I didn't expect taste this shit here.
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>>1687 Literally TPM Padmé from the concept art, but blue. Has Dave ever had a single original thought in his entire life?
>>3799 No. Even in the new episode of the Mandalorian, a lot of the designs he used there were taken from unused concept art by McQuarrie and from the prequels.
Pick your clank.
>>3861 I approve of this. >t. /clank/ sorry I have no /SW/ robowaifus. :(
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>>1816 >My Life for Yours. Not just that soft voice that caresses you and sounds broken but still has inner fire, not just as searching for you to teach her the ways of the Force, not just meditating together and viewing each other whole through the Force. No, Visas is good because she's a good example of how the Light Side can heal a person and how they can move on by letting go of the hate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hnxeJR1hQ
>>4451 You forgot the bit about her being lovingly submissive to your will.
Naboo women. All those mediterranean brunette types. Like a whole planet of them.
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Is sand girl vagina full of sand?
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>>3799 She ended up having little resemblance to Padmé in the final product, however. The worst part is that she actually had a unique character (fucking dipshit useful idiot vulnerable savant that can be easily manipulated and is actually useful otherwise) before the Prime Minister/Chairman/whatever is killed, then she turns into every other "good" female politician in Filoni and co.'s faggot show, i.e., like a worse Padmé. The episode handled this transition poorly, and fuck the "muh peaceful-but-(violently)-defensive misunderstood native vs. racist/speciesist hateful imperialist federals analogy". I really fucking hate the fact that they got to molest Pampanoida's homeworld before anyone else. I can at least appreciate the fashion anyway. >>1687 Having 2D wives are for fags, post-millennial. On the topic of TCW: I just wish Ahsoka existing actually made fucking sense and she wasn't a main fucking character to pander to feminism. But oh fuck I'd rape them all. t. /co/ >>1786 I can't imagine unironically finding that literal dyke attractive. Are you gay bro? You're not gay, are you?
>>5171 *federals" analogy.
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>>1855 >Fuck you George take your billions of dollars and invest into chink genetic research to bioengineer Twi’leks. No, he'd rather spend his money on genetically modifying a chicken into a dinosaur
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>>5171 Ahsoka has always been a shit character and the people who fawn over her for showing the minimal amount of development in the span of three different TV shows seriously need to consider reading and watching more stuff. That season 5 wrap-up so many claim to be the best arc in TCW turned out to be fucking terrible, what's with presenting Ahsoka as some misundertood victim of the circumstances when she admitely acted out of her urges and fears the entire time? Fucking off for who knows how long after being acused of killing several clones only to be greeted with them having painted her insignia on their helmets is the most bullshit thing they could have come up with. And to top it all off you have to account for the time-travel fiasco.
>>5171 This is why I still believe the 2003 clone wars show happened concurrently with filoni's faggot shit. There was no battle of muunilinst at all in Filoni's show despite it dealing a massive blow to the CIS's funding and being one of the first major victories of the clone wars early on.
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>>5795 The first line seems to imply that you think I think Ahsoka is actually a good character, is that actually the case? If so, I don't, I just said I'd rape all the characters, that's all.
>>5795 larga de ser burro que não houve viajem no tempo seu jumento vai assistir essa desgraça de novo até seu cerebro de primata entender isso, vai ver essa merda de desenho de clone novamente até voce entender o suficiente pra escrever alguma coisa na internet a ahsoka era comandante deles é obvio que eles iriam respeitar ela seu neandertal do caralho
>>5848 Eu não acredito que os usuários da board irão te compreender >defendendo Ahsoka >defendendo o lixo da série 3D >ignorando o final de Rebels We have some Socorro refugee here, this poor nigger is lost
>>5849 o seu primata, quem nao viu rebels aqui parece que é você pra falar tanta macaquice na internet, sugiro que voce saia do porao da sua mãe e vá praticar exercício físico já que você tem excesso de burrice nesse seu cérebro esquizofrênico que entende as coisas distorcidas até lá para de dar pitaco em desenho infantil e vai arrumar a porra de um emprego
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Whatever a waifu is. You might have a chance at the diner.
>>5884 Ah, Hermione Bagwa. >>4451 Not a bad figure either.
juhani since visas is already taken
For me, it's Senator Khazar milkers. This MILF is literally the mommy of the rebellion.
>>6469 Isnt she a lesbo?
Aurra Sing for me, please, the true Chosen One
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>>6541 Lol, nice. She's an Endorian?
>Tfw always had a thing for muslim women

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