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Imperial HoloVision NEWS Stormtrooper 08/03/2022 (Wed) 17:52:56 No.6273
Might as well have a thread about news and stuff. Fiona Shaw Describes New Star Wars Series ‘Andor’ As “Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,” Says Showrunner Created “A Whole New Morality” https://archive.is/0eD2H >“Our world is exploding in different places right now, people’s rights are disappearing, and Andor reflects that. [In the show] the Empire is taking over, and it feels like the same thing is happening in reality, too,” she explained.
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Andor actor Denise Gough on how her character arc addresses gender politics in the age of Palpatine https://web.archive.org/web/20220819085126/https://www.gamesradar.com/andor-denise-gough-female-villain-gender-politics/ >Gough's arc will address gender politics in the age of Palpatine in a timely fashion: "As a woman, in that world, for her to advance in any way, she has to be like 10 times better than anyone else in that room. And that felt really relevant to everything we're going through right now." As such, she believes viewers will be "on [Dedra's] side". To a point, anyway... "It's a clever thing to do, to show you how hard she has to work," reckons Gough. "It kind of brings you in to feel cheerleader-y for her – and then you'll be like, 'She's a psycho!' So be careful supporting her..."
Disney quietly cans Rogue Squadron movie (or, at least, stops pretending it's not in development hell). https://archive.ph/wip/WwswI https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/09/16/nolte-woke-disney-forced-cancel-last-scheduled-star-wars-movie/
>>6354 >Womyn involved >gets cancelled anyway What a shame, I wish they launched that dumpster fire.
>>6278 >New Hope pulled visuals straight from WWII It never occurred to me that the Empire was supposed to be nazis, for the simple reason that germans never had this kind of empire. It was the british who did. Not to mention that living in an empire, or fighting one, is still part of collective memory outside of braindead yankland. Rebels would fight for independence against empires, be heroes even, but that never turned those empires into evil caricatures like it happened to nazis. Which is yet another reason not to associate the SW Empire to nazis.
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James Earl Jones signs over rights to voice of Darth Vader to be replaced by AI https://archive.md/XPYW5 >Respeecher's re-creation of Vader's voice can be heard in the recently released Obi-Wan Kenobi miniseries and was a momentous accomplishment for the company No wonder the voice sounded with no personality.
>>6405 Why don't they hire Matt Sloane instead?
>>6403 >Not to mention that living in an empire, or fighting one, is still part of collective memory outside of braindead yankland. I hope you're not talking about other first-worlders. Yurofags for instance absolutely do think they're fighting an empire (Russia).
>>6406 Probably because (((Disney))) is controlled by money grubbing muuns.
>>6406 Matt Sloan, Scott Lawrence (you know, the other black guy with deep voice that i voicing Vader for like 30 years already).. but Disney led SW is just awful.
>>6273 >Scurrilous Doesn't that carry specific connotations of slander, falsehood, or disingenuous FUD? I assume they're correct, but I doubt it was intentional.
Tony Gilroy Unpacks ‘Andor’ Ep. 4: Mon Mothma Is ‘a Nancy Pelosi Character’ https://archive.md/UgbyD >"In many ways her story is the most tense story in the whole show," Gilroy tells IndieWire about Mon Mothma. >Anyone who follows the canon — she’s sort of a Nancy Pelosi character, isn’t she? She’s kind of trying to do good or whatever she’s trying to do, and she’s losing — I mean, I don’t know. She a powerful presence in the Senate but she’s facing defeat after defeat after defeat as the Empire is taking over here. She’s always presented as very proper and sober and perfectly put together all the time in canon.
>>6424 That's weird, I don't remember Mon Mothma having a denture and being drunk on boxed wine.
>>6425 She also doesn't pass legislation that directly benefits her husband's investment portfolio. The only thing more laughable is if the bitch had compared her to Hillary Clinton.
>>6424 >powerful presence in the Senate I don't recall that. She wasn't even on the big league, she was just one of the few who organized the Rebellion, for a start the guy who backed the whole shebang was Bail Organa and the militant guy was Garm Bel Iblis. She only became the uncontested leader after Iblis departure and Bail death.
>>6424 >Anyone who follows the canon >I mean, I don’t know Really sums up everything you need to know about the "people" who pretend to like nu Wars.
Is this board yet ruled by a Hutt?
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Oh nooooo Doomcuck sisters, it seems like we've lost again... Damon Lindelof hired to write a script for a new Disney Wars movie that will be directed by a diverse woman.
>>6461 >Doomcuck Is that faggot still around? Is he still doing his 'gaiz i got a really real inside source at yidsney that says they're really mad at the people who ruined star wars and things are finally going to change' shtick?
>>6462 He was entertaining for a little while, but when he kept going on about "giving second chances" to Disney, I tuned out. Disney is obviously unredeemable and NuWars needs to be sent to the trash compactor. At most, you could turn porgs into a delicacy, and turn Kylo Ren into a dark side version of Rango Tel, but that's about it.
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https://archive.ph/wip/QFE7i >Iger is back as CEO I thought Chapek was setup as the fall guy for Disney failing from Iger's fuckups, but he has barged his way back in to claim credit for his own disaster.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/29/nolte-hundreds-thousands-literally-lose-their-faith-disneys-star-wars/ Under Disney, those who registered their religion as "Jedi" in the UK droped by 90%. Minor, but worth noting.
>>6486 >"jedi" >IRL I understand Alec guiness more by the day
>>6486 >yidsney soy wars is so bad even the autistic retards that made star wars their entire life and only personality trait are abandoning ship
>>6273 Holy shit why can't these faggots forget about the real world for a minute and just get immersed? Escapism seems to be a lost art nowadays.
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>>6533 > When you see it Yousa gotta be more speci fic. Planet Stewjon, "advent" pothole or pronouns in profile?
>>6534 Pronoun profile.
Disney Gives Up on $3,000 a Night Star Wars Hotel https://archive.ph/DQw7m >Huh. That’s weird. It turns out that a windowless hotel with no swimming pool that only allows guests to leave the grounds to go to one theme park for one afternoon … that can only be afforded by a tiny, wealthy, quickly-exhaustible fraction of a company’s larger fanbase … was not a brilliant business plan? The gag of it all.
Florida attorney specializing in special districts suspects that Bob Iger's repeatedly asserting that Disney is Reedy Creek Improvement District may expose him and/or company to securities fraud charges. https://invidious.snopyta.org/_3Ba4aTZ-pE?t=69
>>6619 >The soy of it all. Get woke, go broke.
>>6620 Full video on subject and how some charges could come from state level (thus no Biden blocking charges like he did for his crackhead son) https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=cPekegeU9ys
>>6535 Jesus Christ it's real >>6619 Honestly surprised it took this long. I saw videos from distant acquaintances who attended when it first opened and they looked fucking miserable the entire time.
>>6775 >they looked fucking miserable the entire time. I think they knew they burned 6000 credits for nothing.
>>6776 It was a short chubby woman and her overweight, bearded betamale husband. The part I remember most clearly was a short video from the last night of their stay. They're in the cafeteria and she's recording him as he gets his food. He looks exhausted but happy to finally be receiving something to eat since he didn't want the weird blue shrimp earlier. Right as he goes to take a bite the lights go out, emergency lights flick on and a siren starts going off. Apparently it was some sort of pre-scripted dinner theatre event because the First Order was boarding the ship or something. He just slowly looked up from his food with the most broken expression on his face. The man had clearly had enough and just wanted to eat something, and Disney's absurdist sci-fi Stanford Prison Experiment hotel had robbed him of even that simple pleasure. Bizarrely, the last video they filmed on their trip was them driving home from this experience, and they started crying because they were sad that it was over and they "missed it." You can take thousands of dollars from these people and put them through psychological torture and they will still ask for more Soy Wars.
>Acolyte pre-production alone has cost over 49 million. For comparison, The Last Jedi cost 317 million. This thing is such a complete clusterfuck in development https://archive.ph/wip/QKNwo >Disney to sell third of company at half the value it originally paid for those properties https://archive.ph/N9fwe
>>6784 Can't read from these links. Give us a tl;dr?
>>6784 Archive sites are valuable, but I really wish the URL was structured in such a way that I could see when the site they're an archive of is a rag without needing to open the page.
>>6786 >but I really wish the URL was structured in such a way that I could see when the site they're an archive of is a rag without needing to open the page. But isn't that exactly how the Wayback Machine works?
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>>6784 >This thing is such a complete clusterfuck in development Have you seen this videos? The actors are beyond retarded. And to top it all, the woman doing all that was the secretary of Harvey Weinstein.
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Can't wait to see this trainwreck, well, if it isn't cancelled like the other projects from katty.
A little dated, but on-topic. >Disney pulling back on making Marvel, Star Wars content, Iger says Could it be that they really don't understand that the fans want nothing to do with their muunike-slop? Did they themselves drink the kool-aid intended strictly for their useful-golems? www.cnbc.com/2023/07/13/disney-cuts-back-on-marvel-star-wars-content.html
>>6798 There is a writer strike, so odds are it is affecting other shit too, or they want to kill anything that doesn't make any money.
Disney sued by major financing entity for funny book keeping. https://archive.ph/wip/zWk6P Explanation from attorney who specialized in Florida special districts (worked as part of a team for Universal on the subject) why the rat is fucked here. https://yt.artemislena.eu/watch?v=LEYn6F6HRps This kind of accusation is so serious, especially from a long term business partners like they have been with Disney, it is never made lightly. Either Disney has committed major financial crimes, or their book keeping is so horrendously shit it looks like they are. As a bonus, it's likely a dam break situation where TSG will only be the first of many since TSG wasn't the only money company getting fucked over here.
Well, it looks like shit.
>>6804 Force Engine source reverse engineering exists, so it's not even needed.
>>6802 > As a bonus, it's likely a dam break situation where TSG will only be the first of many since TSG wasn't the only money company getting fucked over here. And what do you know? Stourbridge Investments sues as well. https://archive.ph/wip/Rj3Y2
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After Lucasfilm Killed Han Solo In ‘The Farce Engorges,’ They Lectured Him On Racism In Daniel José Older’s ‘Star Wars: Last Shot’ Novel https://archive.ph/vxvIX >Han Solo getting lectured by a Gungan named Aro N’Cookaala. >Upon seeing that he’s going to be interacting with a Gungan, Solo takes the lead telling Chewbacca and a character named Peekpa, “I’ll handle this.” >He then proceeds to address the Gungan as the Gungans address each other as seen in The Phantom Menace. Solo states, “Greetings! Meesa—” Solo is quickly cut off and lectured by Aro who tells him, “Let me just stop you right there, buddy. … I am saving you the trouble of further embarrassing yourself with all the meessa meesa bantha poodoo. Just don’t.” >After some protestation from Solo, Aro questions, “How many Gungans have you met? … I mean actually spoken to.” After Solo tells him seven, the Gungan informs him he’s rounding down to one and proceeds to lecture him. >Aro states, “And based on that one interaction with one Gungan plus whatever nonsense you’ve heard about us out in the galaxy—which let’s be honest, is mostly garbage—you feel that you have a real grasp on who the Gungans are as a species.” >He continues, “And yet you’re ready to walk up to a random Gungan you’ve never met and start in with the meesa meesas. Bro, save it. Trust me. … You thought! And that’s where you messed up. You thought. But did you ask?”
>>6851 The absolute state. No wonder Yidsney's been able to keep this shitfest afloat (sort of). Uncle Ted talked about Leftist's absolute need to be humiliated -- it's why they engage in all their sexual degeneracies as well -- and this tripe pushes all their buttons. Garbage. P.S. Adding in Jar Jar Binks was actually a based, so-called 'racist' move by George Lucas tbh. >buffoon tusken/10, would laugh at again

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