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Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571
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>>5822 I just remember them lacking the ability to make or maintain it and having no training with it. Don't remember them having any quams about them using what they loot.
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>>5830 Watch out those words outlander or you will learn the true meaning of fear! Still, those on the webm are dirty crypto-outlander, probably also fucks jawas and worsips lizards
(((Leaked))) trailer, maybe is fake, maybe is real, or maybe (((they))) are testing the waters to see how the consumers react.
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Reminder that Anakin did nothing wrong. I find it hilarious that Disney is trying to paint the Tuskan Raiders as noble misunderstood natives, given how they are in the movies.
>>5834 Why would you jump out of your TIE fighter to stab the guy's X-wing instead of just shooting the X-wing with the TIE
>>5835 The Tuskens have always been portrayed as aggressive, territorial, xenophobic savages, but of course because they're the "native" population The Mouse must portray them as an oppressed peoples, lore be damned.
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The absolute state of Disney nuStar Wars. Hipsters in shinny Vespas in fucking Mos Eisley of all places having the most boring speeder chase. Even the fucking normalfags are making fun of it.
>>5840 Somehow the royalty-free stock action music is the most jarring part for me.
>>5840 Why are they color coded like this is Power Rangers or some other toku/sentai kind of show?
>>5843 I guess they wanted to represent the sodomite flag, but run out of budget.
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>>5840 Dex's Diner called. They want their props back.
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>>5845 Those bikers don't have a quarter of the charm of Dex's diner.
>mfw maybe just maybe the normalfags will wake up from Jon Favreau bullshit
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>>5840 Welcome to Mos Vespa!
>>5758 >>5758 they...what? in more thread related news, I decided to watch the show in the hopes Temuera Morrison was at least entertaining, but my god, he does nothing for seven episodes, and strangely, this is utterly infuriating
>>5890 I haven't seen the whole show, but damn I watched some clips of the final episode and it was BEYOND retarded. I wish they made new droids, instead of defiling the ones from EU.
An amazing adventure awaits! Don't forget your face mask, goy!
>>5897 >make a new trailer trying to paint the hotel like a great experience >everyone wears a mask >make a wish video of giving free tickets to some poorfags >video promotion NOBODY is using a fucking mask in the same~ish shots What the fuck?
>>5830 >They act like animals! So like most natives?
>>5891 from one of my other favorite franchises, which is also under attack: evil cannot make, only mock. >>5897 looking forward to watching this flop. hopefully it'll be a white elephant for Disney.
The absolute state of the News.
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At first I thought this was a fan trailer, or a paradoy, but it is the real thing. It doesn't look like star wars. Jesus Christ look at the AK rifles, they look like toys and one of them doesn't even have a hole in the barrel, I had to pause it and double check it was a legit star wars trailer. I know that weapons in the film used real weapons, but atleast they added some stuff to make them look different. There are no fucking xenos in the trailer, not even an ugly twi'lek, only humans, that is why is so fucking wierd. Everything is diverse and inclusive, even the empire. The white room feels like you entered an apple store.
Guess who is fucking back?
>>6079 I'd say it could be a rebel safe world (as introduced in WEG material, where Rebels kept their non-combatants safe by establishing colonies with low enough tech levels to avoid showing up on sensors) posing as a low industrial world when imps show up randomly, but there's still too much sci-fi bits on this planet and the timeline wouldn't make sense.
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>mfw the Union gets in the way on building the Death Star
You like the clone wars, right goyim?
>>6347 Meh… not EU, not original movies, just more Disney fanfiction. Not interested.
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>>6350 This faggot has to actually be retarded or something. There's no way an adult without serious mental and developmental problems cries, claps and bounces around like he does for every single movie or TV trailer they watch. Why the fuck is the trailer so desaturated? Is that what's currently "artsy" in pedowood?
>>6352 I would hope it's an act just to get views, but as we all know, hope is the first step on the long road to disappointment.
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>>6363 >space ship with lightsabers on the sides Holy fucking shit this is unintentionally hilarious. This is something a 5-year-old would come up with and think it was the coolest shit ever.
Well, here's some Dark Forces II footage I don't think I knew existed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmukQaUuec

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