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Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571
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>>5330 He can't even last five seconds after mentioning his donutsteel before fellating her can he?
>>5330 Not feeling up to writing down an entire rant right now if there's a reason I never ate up the whole "Ahsoka is da best cuz she's Skyguy's padawan, obviously" is because Anakin's role as teacher is very fucking sketchy to begin with. Just because he is a good swordman doesn't mean he has to be a good tutor. Hell, did we ever have a scene or two were both trained together? For me it never felt like a proper depiction of what a Knight/Padawan relationship would be like a more like a flimsy excuse to have Ahsoka be as powerful and efficient as she was.
>>5347 Anakin shouldn't even be allowed to educate children. Giving him a padawan always felt like a dumb gimmick to appeal to the younger female demographic despite having plenty of female jedi characters to choose from, maybe even have TCW focus on jedi outside of Kenobi and Anakin more often with Luminara and her apprentice as the second most recurring or have them team up with Obi-Wan and Anakin most often.
>>5347 https://yewtu.be/watch?v=d696t3yALAY They have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.
>>5330 >we can't make luke too over the top powerful because he's an icky man >now let's talk about one of the hundred mary sues in yidsney's star wars At this point the only reason I pay any attention at all to SW and by that I mean browse this board every once in a while is to get a chuckle out of how bad the writing is under (((disney.)))
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Hello, fellow Star Wars™ fans! Are you ready for the Star Wars™ Galactic Starcruiser™ ride that will open next year?
Will the normalfags keep eating disney's shit? Why is nuBoba Fett constantly taking his fucking helmet off?
>>5696 Not my boba fett!
The ABSOLUTE state of lego.
The only way I can see kenobi and vader fighting in this show is in a dream sequence or something that doesn't count, like clones, but the whole thing is still unnecessary, just like the creation of this show.
>$5,000 shekels for that >mfw
>>5757 I can't wait for the entire ride to be covered in piss and shit because Disney fines people for using the restrooms built into the guest rooms.
>>5757 Imagine being on the marketing team, surrounded by people who think a manlet merchant and an intergalactic negroid singing in English is the best way to sell this overpriced garbage
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Look at this fan film I found online! I fucked up the encoding. I bet it could have fit on 1-2 files.
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>>5810 You are actually watching that? Damn anon, you have a strong stomach.
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>>5821 >Tusken Raiders >Using technology Why? I remember kotor tusken raiders hating technology and xenos, but would use tech in extreme situations.
>>5821 >nigger propaganda is bullshit as always.
>>5821 >This are Tuskan Raiders Ancestral Lands Are you fucking kidding me? They act like animals!
>>5822 I just remember them lacking the ability to make or maintain it and having no training with it. Don't remember them having any quams about them using what they loot.
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>>5830 Watch out those words outlander or you will learn the true meaning of fear! Still, those on the webm are dirty crypto-outlander, probably also fucks jawas and worsips lizards
(((Leaked))) trailer, maybe is fake, maybe is real, or maybe (((they))) are testing the waters to see how the consumers react.
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Reminder that Anakin did nothing wrong. I find it hilarious that Disney is trying to paint the Tuskan Raiders as noble misunderstood natives, given how they are in the movies.
>>5834 Why would you jump out of your TIE fighter to stab the guy's X-wing instead of just shooting the X-wing with the TIE
>>5835 The Tuskens have always been portrayed as aggressive, territorial, xenophobic savages, but of course because they're the "native" population The Mouse must portray them as an oppressed peoples, lore be damned.
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The absolute state of Disney nuStar Wars. Hipsters in shinny Vespas in fucking Mos Eisley of all places having the most boring speeder chase. Even the fucking normalfags are making fun of it.
>>5840 Somehow the royalty-free stock action music is the most jarring part for me.
>>5840 Why are they color coded like this is Power Rangers or some other toku/sentai kind of show?
>>5843 I guess they wanted to represent the sodomite flag, but run out of budget.
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>>5840 Dex's Diner called. They want their props back.
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>>5845 Those bikers don't have a quarter of the charm of Dex's diner.
>mfw maybe just maybe the normalfags will wake up from Jon Favreau bullshit
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>>5840 Welcome to Mos Vespa!

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