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Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571
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>>5830 >They act like animals! So like most natives?
>>5891 from one of my other favorite franchises, which is also under attack: evil cannot make, only mock. >>5897 looking forward to watching this flop. hopefully it'll be a white elephant for Disney.
The absolute state of the News.
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At first I thought this was a fan trailer, or a paradoy, but it is the real thing. It doesn't look like star wars. Jesus Christ look at the AK rifles, they look like toys and one of them doesn't even have a hole in the barrel, I had to pause it and double check it was a legit star wars trailer. I know that weapons in the film used real weapons, but atleast they added some stuff to make them look different. There are no fucking xenos in the trailer, not even an ugly twi'lek, only humans, that is why is so fucking wierd. Everything is diverse and inclusive, even the empire. The white room feels like you entered an apple store.
Guess who is fucking back?
>>6079 I'd say it could be a rebel safe world (as introduced in WEG material, where Rebels kept their non-combatants safe by establishing colonies with low enough tech levels to avoid showing up on sensors) posing as a low industrial world when imps show up randomly, but there's still too much sci-fi bits on this planet and the timeline wouldn't make sense.
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>mfw the Union gets in the way on building the Death Star
You like the clone wars, right goyim?
>>6347 Meh… not EU, not original movies, just more Disney fanfiction. Not interested.
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>>6350 This faggot has to actually be retarded or something. There's no way an adult without serious mental and developmental problems cries, claps and bounces around like he does for every single movie or TV trailer they watch. Why the fuck is the trailer so desaturated? Is that what's currently "artsy" in pedowood?
>>6352 I would hope it's an act just to get views, but as we all know, hope is the first step on the long road to disappointment.
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>>6363 >space ship with lightsabers on the sides Holy fucking shit this is unintentionally hilarious. This is something a 5-year-old would come up with and think it was the coolest shit ever.
Well, here's some Dark Forces II footage I don't think I knew existed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmukQaUuec
I had to double check if this was not a fan film, 6 million dollars and this is the best they could do? Anyway, looks like they are baiting hard with the whole "deleting the sequel trilogy" shenanigans. Will the ahsoka and rebel fans save star wars? They better, since the woMandalorian is not exciting the normalfags anymore.
>I don't know spend a lot of time on flashbacks or forceghosts You think they will go full retard and not use luke as a force ghost? I guess not, why would they? Since they could use kylo ren as a force ghost, oh wait, he is a guy, can't let him mansplaning rey, so they will go with Ahsoka. >stand alone movies >is not going to be a trilogy since they are so fucking retarded they can't make a plan for that >not all of them haven't been shelved >mfw all these bullshit
At first I thought it was going to be shit, since the nips weren't going to make more, but there are actual animation studios that I like doing episodes, so maybe it will not be all horrible.
>>6590 You taking the piss? First season was shit too, this looks even worse.
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>>6593 >You taking the piss? I liked "The Village Bride", specially "The Ninth Jedi" wish it was an actual show made by the nips without having the muunikes telling them what to do. "Lop and Ochō", "Akakiri" were ok.
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The new game has a lot of nuCanon from the new republic to the hidden path shit in it, seems they are trying to push it everywhere.
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>>6586 >Anyway, looks like they are baiting hard with the whole "deleting the sequel trilogy" shenanigans. They're going to take the EU and recreate it using Filoni's awful OC's. The future is darker than we care to imagine.
>>6782 Normally I find this kind of woke shit to be more offensive than the ones controlling it's production (obviously, they are nowhere near the trenches). But this case is an exception to that. >5 pozz/5
>>6782 I'll wait for a mod that turns the MC into Aayla Secura or Darth Talon and pirate.
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Been messing with blender.
>>6831 Very nice Anon! Clearly you're on your way. Keep up the good work! Cheers. :)

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