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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927
post them star wars memes
>>4971 Based and Goddess pilled
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>>4969 It is a Republic tradition to ignore the Hutt menace.
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>>4985 Would have unironically been better movies then the yidsney shit pile.
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>>5034 Some Thyrsian thuggery to celebrate the new board
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>>4985 >markydaysaid
>>5059 Still preferable.
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>>5288 What am i exactly looking at? Also... did the artist traced or used some stock photo? Because it looks like.
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>>5292 Remember the Solo's girlfriend in the Solo a Star Wars Story movie? Well, she is back and ready to kickass in Star Wars: War of the Bounty Hunters.
>>5295 >Vader >not crushing her windpipe on the spot >bothering to ignite his lightsaber to someone he immediately dismisses as a non person at all This is wrong in so many levels.
>>5295 Theyre trying too hard to keep people interested in their flopped movie.
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>>5303 Might as well post the whole thing, I love to share cancer with all of you. Han Solo, for some strange reason the most wanted person in the whole galaxy, even though he was just a space trucker turned rebel a few months or years ago. "Somehow" the Crimson Dawn manage to steal Han Solo frozen ass from Boba Fett! What is Crimson Dawn? It's the (((disney))) attempt to make a new space mafia group, Black Sun? The Exchange? No thanks! (((They))) are not going to pay royalties to old writers. The first page is from the second comic of SW: WotBH. I'm not going to upload the first two comics, because I don't have the stomach for it. >>5306 Is worse than that, they are doing everything they can to make the Crisom Dawn a thing in nuStar Wars.
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>>5307 >Say that again, Calrissian. See what happens next. 10/10 writing right there.
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>>5308 Using blasters is to loud, but a wookie burning is less noisy.
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Man! Qi'ra has some killer moves, she can fight toe to toe against Darth Vader! Look! He is cheating! I bet he would had lost if he didn't use the force like a pussy dick!
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>>5309 Forgot to point out that he didn't burn Leia or punched her in the face. Oh no! He is going to kill Han Solo, I cannot wait to read the next comic!
>>5311 At least the art is alright.
>>5310 >I kill who i like Vs >I am not the Emperor. I do not kill for amusement like he does They ruined Vader.
>>5319 I think they wanted him to be more like Kylo Ren, so that they can say "Look, he is just like his grandfather!" type of shit.
>>5320 That's exactly what this felt like. This faggot ain't Vader. Its Kylo Ren larping as Vader. >>5317 Yeah but its like having Rembrandt or van Gogh make a painting depicting some wet dog turd. Sure its painted by people with talent but its still a fucking dog turd.
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>vader being provoked by le ebin sick reddit burns >[strong female character] is so awesome she's holding her own in combat with vader >vader even talks about how strong [strong female characer] is >vader has to use the force to win against [strong female character] >vader wins?! against [strong female character]?! i can hardily believe it >vader throws a temper tantrum just like darth soy from the shitty sequel trilogy >but wait right before killing [strong female character] vader gets distracted Did a child write this? >>5317 >At least the art is alright. About that. Image related.
>>5319 Here is the full quote >I'm not the Emperor. I don't kill for amusement, only when it serves my purposes.
>>5322 >About that. Image related. Bro, after reading Kate Leth's Hellcat Run, The Unbearable Squirrel Girl and I Am Not Starfire, do you have any idea how low my standards for mainstream comics are right now?
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>>5311 >Luke only has two huge teeth in his mouth and looks like a retard. They really hate luke, eh? >>5322 >About that. Image related. >>5324 The art is average, but it does get lazy a lot.
>>5307 Why does Vader want Han back after he let Boba have him in the first place?
>>5325 >strong wymn that was Maul apprentice >sassy space lesbian indiana jane Crap.
>>5295 What even is happening in those last 3 panels..?
>>5327 Something something plot. Something something Dark Side. >>5311 Why does he need a comm to talk to Luke if he's nearby? Didn't they already have a force bond on Bespin? And sure brilliant move there, cut down Han and cut all ties with the Hutts in the process while royally pissing them off.
>>5356 Boba Fett wants to kill Darth Vader, takes aim, but them remembers that Darth Vader can block blaster shots with his hand, so he gives up. Yeah, it is a waste of space and ink.
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>>5311 But wait! There is more! Somehow, Luke has a yellow lightsaber. No, I don't know what the fuck is happening. I was running thru all the issues of this DIFFERENT comic (Yes different, this is the Star Wars 2020 comic which is 16 issues long, the one before is from the Bounty hunter wars something) and I stopped during the 8th issue, fuck that noise.
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Isn't Qi'ra amazing? That is why we are using two comic issues showing the same awesome scene if Qi'ra fighting Vader, but with different perspective without adding anything of value to the story.
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Remember the OT where all the Imperials were Koruns and hybrids? >be pirate parked next to a super star destroyer >her TIE fighters scratched me ship paint >attack him What could possible go wrong?
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>super star destroyer destroys pirate ship How wude.
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Is Luke Skywalker going to abandon his friends and let Darth Vader kill Han Solo? Find that and more by buying the next comics, goy!
>yellow lightsaber (((They're))) so incompetent they can't even get the color of the lightsaber right. Let that sink in for a minute. >OT luke: "they're my friends i have to help them" >yidsney luke: "lol sorry i can't do anything just leave it to mary sue"
>>5417 Don't be stupid. Disney is retarded and incompetent, but it's clear that it's not intended to be either the blue Skywalker saber, nor the self-built one he used in RotJ. Even the Bespin flashbacks are obviously him picturing his present self losing again if he were to face Vader as he is in the comic. Either it's one he acquired elsewhere before building his own or it's an incomplete version of the RotJ one that isn't green yet. You're probably supposed to buy some other book or comic for an explanation. But it's not them getting the colour "wrong" and it makes you look like an idiot to attack Disney for mistakes they didn't make instead of the ones they did.
>>5417 He got the yellow saber from someone else, at first I thought the same as you. They are trying to create their own nuExpanded Universe.
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>>5404 I don't want to story time this comic, because I don't have a strong stomach, but here are some highlights of the new issue. >The gang doesn't want to fight Vader, because if Qi'ra, that is so fucking amazing at fighting, couldn't beat him, noone can! >Qi'ra masterplan was to piss off vader to show everybody how badass their criminal organization is >Vader doesn't kill Han Solo, it was all a bluff and decides to chase Luke in his fighter >Let me repeat that, Vader doesn't kill Han Solo to fuck with Luke and make him fall to the dark side Beyond retarded.
>>5479 >and the galaxy saw [...] that even the Emperor's greatest enforcer can be hurt. I like how even the leading Rebel figures who watched the fight, the ones ALREADY fighting the Empire, came away with the disheartening conclusion that "if even the great and venerable Lady Qi'ra couldn't hope to beat Vader, what chance do we have?", but meanwhile Queera is under some delusion that her getting completely trounced can become a symbol of inspiration and of proof that the Empire can be beaten. >Vader won't kill Han. He's too valuable a rebel target What the fuck does that mean? Him being a prominent Rebel is a REASON to kill him. Unless Vader plans to use him as bait to draw other Rebels into a trap, except he just did exactly that and wound up accomplishing nothing but looking like a fool for having his bluff called.
>>5480 Did you expect competent writing? (((Disney))) SW writing is like really bad fanfiction sans the 'fan' part.

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