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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639

So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?

Stormtrooper 08/16/2021 (Mon) 00:15:01 No.5164

I heard you love diversity so let me add a ~~nigger~~ Tholothian MC in this comic about a poorfag bounty hunter. Remember, stop your children from listening High Republic propaganda.

Stormtrooper 08/16/2021 (Mon) 00:22:31 No.5165

After a horrible exposition of the situation the bounty hunter fails at her job. She only takes the head, she doesn't even harvest the rest of the beast, worst hunter ever.

Stormtrooper 08/16/2021 (Mon) 00:26:02 No.5166

She is evading the Jedi, odds are she doesn't have a hunting license, and I do believe that seeing how she sucks at being a hunter.

Stormtrooper 08/16/2021 (Mon) 00:30:21 No.5167

10 years ago and she looks like an old women, what was she doing while training to be a jedi? Doing death sticks and sucking dick? And females can't make decisions, this writer has balls of steel.

Stormtrooper 08/16/2021 (Mon) 00:35:14 No.5168

She accepts a new job were she has to kill an animal, luckily of the employer, she is good at that. And her friend with benefits invites her to visit a temple or something with dark force stuff. Let us hope that the Zeltron doesn't go to the dark side and wants to turn their open relationship into monogamy.

Stormtrooper 08/16/2021 (Mon) 00:38:10 No.5169

She is being followed by something and detects it by using a ring or something. What is the logical thing to do? Attack with your lightsaber!

Stormtrooper 08/16/2021 (Mon) 00:40:18 No.5170

And it ends. All in all, this is the less shitty High Republic comic, just because the art doesn't look awful.

Stormtrooper 08/17/2021 (Tue) 00:54:39 No.5176

>Star Wars Introduces A New Hyperspace Force Power https://archive.md/qJvEn >Hyperspace is the key to travel in the Star Wars galaxy, with starships that exceed light speed jumping to another dimensional plane in order to move at phenomenal speed. The true nature of hyperspace has always been something of a mystery, though, and it's gradually becoming clear that's true from an in-universe perspective. This lack of understanding may explain why even the Empire never weaponized hyperspace - and why Vice-Admiral Holdo's hyperspace kamikaze attack in Star Wars: The Last Jedi was such a game-changer. >When Vern is aboard a vessel traveling through hyperspace, her mind can actually become unmoored from her body and travel ahead through this mysterious plane of existence. She receives visions of distant worlds - visions she is learning to use to guide her, to allow her to understand where she can best serve the will of the Force. Vern has almost no control over these experiences, which she describes as "Force tripping," and that understandably freaks her out a little.

Stormtrooper 08/17/2021 (Tue) 09:38:24 No.5180

>>5176 >why Vice-Admiral Holdo's hyperspace kamikaze attack in Star Wars: The Last Jedi was such a game-changer They're still trying to justify that stupid shit? That round-headed faggot didn't bother seeing if it was possible in universe and just thought it looked cool. That's really all there is to it. >Force tripping >high republic Anyone else sensing a pattern here? Can you just imagine a room full of landwhales with neon colored hair and skinny little soyfueled bull preppers in a room getting high, coming up with these names and just thinking they're the funniest thing ever?

Stormtrooper 08/17/2021 (Tue) 09:43:25 No.5181

>>5169 >the newest nigger mary sue is so good with a lightsaber she can cut wood with a lightsaber and the LIGHTSABER doesn't even singe the wood

Stormtrooper 08/17/2021 (Tue) 14:03:02 No.5182

>>5180 It makes sense since the writers experiences are consuming drugs and Premarital sex in school. I bet there will be a prom night.

Stormtrooper 08/31/2021 (Tue) 03:52:53 No.5333

There is new issue of the high republic adventures, lets finish this shit fast.

Stormtrooper 08/31/2021 (Tue) 04:06:39 No.5334

So much for the whole "There is no death, only the force" stuff.

Stormtrooper 08/31/2021 (Tue) 04:12:38 No.5335

More rock jokes, man I wish I would get more blonde kid suffering, at least that story made me feel despair.

Stormtrooper 08/31/2021 (Tue) 04:19:57 No.5336

And the misunderstanding is resolved in 2 issues. Thank ~~God~~ the Force™ the mushroom wake up just in time, thank the Force™ the furry kid manage to escape his cell, crash on top of angry monsters and tamed them on the spot, thank the Force™ for the Rock™ taking control of the Vessel™. Kill me.

Stormtrooper 08/31/2021 (Tue) 18:51:22 No.5346

>>5334 >>5336 At least there are some decent reaction images to mine.

Stormtrooper 09/03/2021 (Fri) 19:48:40 No.5367

>>5346 What the hell is that thing?

Stormtrooper 09/04/2021 (Sat) 04:28:16 No.5383

>>5334 Is it just me or is the art quality dipping?

Stormtrooper 09/04/2021 (Sat) 06:56:56 No.5392

>>5383 I think it is just as shitty.

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 02:23:15 No.5431

Oh no! The nigger has joined the evil intolerant side! How could this be possible? The the pathfinder, or whatever she is, spaceship looks nice, if she was a trucker, but then the whole ship changes in the next page. I guess the colorist doesn't give a damn.

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 02:32:44 No.5432

>>5431 >No, not a crusade. Get your terminology right WeW. >Their hyperspace jumps are so precise they can jump at mere meters from a signal

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 02:36:42 No.5433

Holy shit she killed the lizard! She is going full darky! >The Space nuViking hyperspace jump close to the nigger and response to her call for help in a few minutes What the fuck?

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 02:39:53 No.5434

Its all a ruse! They got me there! Why would I ever think that the special snowflake would ever do any wrong? And she is perfect for the job! Look how strong and independent she is!

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 02:41:00 No.5435

OH NO! She needs to kill a Hutt to continue the ruse! What is she going to do?= now?!

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 03:32:59 No.5436

>>5435 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY8bSRw9oIE

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 03:34:04 No.5437

>>2639 https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Xeelee_Sequence

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 05:29:05 No.5438

>They were kids the last issue >now they have double their height How does that work? Also Krix "The universe plots against me" is doing his best to climb the ranks of the not Space Vikings and save his xeno childhood friend, but will it be too late? will she be still pure in heart and body?

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 05:36:51 No.5439

While the pink xeno is enjoying brainwashing in the cult, blondie is doing his best to attack a jedi outpost to erase their stain from the galaxy, will he be able to defeat the old jedi guardian? Of course not, because the jedi is female. And yes, the location is from the nuStar Wars sequels, the jedi temple is no longer there when that placed appeared in the force awakens, so maybe just MAYBE he manage to blew it out.

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 05:45:13 No.5440

After wasting a whole page with a horrible drawn map, another page is wasted by baiting the readers into reading the other magnificent High Republic materials. Want to know about Master Greatstorm? Well you got to read a book. Want to know how fucked Valo got? Well you got to read another book. Etc, etc. Also, isn't that female jedi amazing? In less than three pages she manage to fuck those not vikings up.

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 05:53:09 No.5441

The brainwashing is complete the pink xeno has forsaken blondie. Maybe just maybe the writer is trying to show that both of them are going to different extremes and they must somehow break from the conditioning and escape together if only.

Stormtrooper 09/08/2021 (Wed) 05:54:22 No.5442

The art was fucking lazy and awful in this issue.

Stormtrooper 09/09/2021 (Thu) 07:47:20 No.5450

>>5442 >this issue

Stormtrooper 09/09/2021 (Thu) 16:30:30 No.5451

Free comicbook about the Day of the N. It feels them with confidence when they ignite their lightsabers without any reason what so ever. Also Zeen doesn't have trigger discipline.

Stormtrooper 09/09/2021 (Thu) 16:39:00 No.5452

Well, at least they have a reason to raise their weapons, to bad that Zeen is going to shoot someone by accident. >missiles I hope the Nihil do not guide them at some poor civilians.

Stormtrooper 09/09/2021 (Thu) 16:55:52 No.5453

And without much effort a bunch of kids defeat the not-vikings, the day is saved! Don't forget to buy the other comics for more nuStar Wars™ Adventures™! And why wouldn't you? That Rose Tiko cover looks amazing, she is ready to kick some ~~ass~~ butt. Or what about that Force Wookie Ghost comic? The chick of the 'Flight of the Falcon' looks good. >look her up No thanks.

Stormtrooper 09/10/2021 (Fri) 15:48:04 No.5465

>>5452 >This city is literally my home >people got paid to write this.

Stormtrooper 09/10/2021 (Fri) 19:23:19 No.5476

>>5465 Let's not call them people.

Stormtrooper 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:14:35 No.5498

Hello fellow Anonymous! I bet you are excited to buy and read the next wave of books, comicbooks, ~~videogames~~ and audiobooks!

Stormtrooper 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:15:53 No.5499

>>5498 >A new xeno and a strong independent nigger characters

Stormtrooper 09/16/2021 (Thu) 14:41:30 No.5500

>>5499 What the fuck are these names.

Stormtrooper 09/16/2021 (Thu) 16:13:44 No.5501

>>5500 someone is a Detroit Red Wings fan.

Stormtrooper 09/16/2021 (Thu) 17:00:50 No.5502

>>5499 >1000 hours in paint That name is too similar to something.

Stormtrooper 12/10/2021 (Fri) 04:58:34 No.5779

Are you ready fort he next level?

Stormtrooper 12/10/2021 (Fri) 19:04:15 No.5781

>>5498 >videogame but there is one though, trailer leaked. "Eclipse"... a freakin high republic game, who asked for this?

Stormtrooper 12/11/2021 (Sat) 00:18:56 No.5783

>>5779 Wow, this video game trailer has made me excited to play this video game. It really convinces me that the gameplay of this video game will be fun, and it tells me a lot about what playing it will be like.

Stormtrooper 12/11/2021 (Sat) 18:30:35 No.5786

>>5781 The same faggots watching from their private islands demanding everyone take muun poison while constantly turning everything to shit for no fucking reason.

Stormtrooper 12/12/2021 (Sun) 05:05:02 No.5788

>>5779 Wow they managed to completely avoid what kind of game it's going to be or even what platforms it's going to be on, almost like they don't even know yet or something. This shit could be a fucking gay dating sim on iphones for all we know.

Stormtrooper 12/12/2021 (Sun) 06:32:44 No.5789

>>5788 Quantic Dream only make walking simulators with different endings and a good dose of pozz.

Stormtrooper 12/14/2021 (Tue) 01:42:13 No.5792

>>5788 Given the focus on the drumming, I am forced to assume it is actually going to be a rhythm game.

Stormtrooper 08/14/2023 (Mon) 19:35:53 No.6800

I think they used AI to make this video, there are some part of the hands that look fucked, but that damn ship holy shit made by AI all the way.

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