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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22
Post your best lewds.
>>2319 I've now filled up an entire folder with Obi-chans. Thank you.
>>1548 >Even in the Mandalorian the Twi'lek extras are covered up like she's afraid of being stoned. A >mfw Are there any reasons to watch the show?
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>>3238 >Are there any reasons to watch the show? Morbid curiosity?
>>3413 >Morbid curiosity? I did that with Rebels, only thing that I got was some ship pictures and some space battles, I guess I will not get that much with the mandalorian.
>>2215 The proper terminology is thick, anon.
>>3484 The proper terminology is thicc, anon.* FTFY. If you're going to use nigger-speak, at least do it properly anon.
>>1386 >how attractive these dancers are when you compare them to 90% of current hollywood actresses That's because 90% of Hollywood actresses, in recent decades at least, are Jewesses who got parts by being part of the tribe, and expensive plastic surgery can only do so much.
>>3338 If I fuck Shaak Ti, will she die?
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>>3607 It would be extremely pleasurable WW
The Twilek in OP's 4th pic makes me think she's gonna make that guy suck on her lekku. That's a thing that Twilek dommes do, right?
>>2638 >that height difference on the fifth image I don't know why I find that so attractive.
>>3614 Who wouldn't feel attraction to a hot alien and her hot sister? Besides gays and straight womyn. It's the prospect of whatever the equivalent of oyakodon with two sisters is.
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The only good thing about Ahsoka's popularity is that anyone with an IQ above 20 can turn it into Shaak Ti stuff
>>3618 Shaak Ti is bigger than Ahsoka though
>>3618 You cant fap to Ahsoka?
>>3618 Doesn't really capture the ara factor of Shaak Ti, too small.
>>3612 very likely, yes. it would be like sucking her toes, but more intense for her.
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>>3624 I'm not a journeyman editfag yet so adding ara factor is beyond my abilities, have some Ashara as recompense
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Also I made these edits a while back, I cleaned them up a bit. Here's the bare images without the scan lines and funny text
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Has anyone found that full footage of The Empire Strips Back? All that exist at those trailers and that shitty knockoff by geekenders.
I want smut of mirialans, especially mirialans wearing white jeans. Other species wearing white jeans is fine, but especially mirialans.
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>>3678 >Has anyone found that full footage of The Empire Strips Back?
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>>2299 Oh wow, my cute-dump is still here. Looks like she made some pics I haven't uploaded yet. Have some more.
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>>4401 >>4402 You know turning storm troopers into women would completely explain why they're so useless in combat.
>>4405 >empire only employ women to pay lower wages >it gets expensive in the long wrong >rebels do their very best on: >Not destroying TIE Fighters, since killing woman is unbecoming for men >Stopping their on troops switching sides Would watch that movie.
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>>5001 >no pantsu
>>4310 Not the live show, but they've made a followup VOD based on the holiday special. Here it is. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=1Pd4vj_Ck_g "Relevant" timestamps are: 4:09(Carwashing blonde lady), 23:35(female jedi), 27:21(slave leia), 31:45(female boba fett), 34:50(Vodka ad parody starring rebel scum), 56:50(Twileks),1:04:40(Stormtroopers.)
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>>5486 An attempt was made I guess, but the commercial were good. >Not the live show >mfw full footage
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>>5486 >dancing stormtroopers >pretty good >they take off their helmets and continue to dance ITS SHIT!
droidfuckers have gone too far this time
>>6026 >We acknowledge the Gadigal, Darkinjung, Worimi and Wonnarua people, the traditional custodians of the land on which we filmed. >Always was, always will be. Oh man this is going to be bad. >Redguard >I'm just checking if its a boy or a girl >There are no girls in star wars >whores are wearing underware >repeatly cuts to kids doing faces I hate it.
>>6034 It's weird right? The last two of these were just straight up full performances, even if you can't count the yoda puppet singing "its not easy being green" as especially enticing, it was at least a full uninterrupted performance. Comparing this to the landspeeder washing one from a few years back, this new vid just seems to been embarrassed to focus on the dancers for some reason. That or the director developed adhd.
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Would you?
>>6624 No, i don't like aliens with tentacles instead of hair. Tentacle in the head always makes me think of them making AUUUGUHHH BLOOO BLOOO UULLUGHHH sounds
>>6624 Lekku too small.

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