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Welcome to /sw/
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!
This thread serves as a simple introduction.
• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.
1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars
2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.
3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.
4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.
5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.
6: Always check the catalog.
7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.
• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.
May the Force be with you, troopers.
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Share your new banner designs here.
There's a 50 banner limit so we'll alternate between old and new banners every 1 or 2 months.
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>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me.
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Star Wars Vidya
Let's have a thread about /sw/ video games anons, what're you playing now? any good mods out? do you have a favorite genre or style of game? do you have a favorite lucasarts pre-game logo gimmick?
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>Your turn, friend.
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Post them webms
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Claim your waifu
Claim your star wars waifu.
For me, its the blue one.
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THE VERMIN IS DYING
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Star Wars memes & images
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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Since this board is dead
Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread
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High Republic Dumpsterfire
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire".
But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century).
So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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Join R2D2 and C3PO in their wacky adventures in this old 80's cartoon, each Saturday I will upload the next episode.
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I fucking love NABOO
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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You ever just chilling with your Mandos. When suddenly this Mando just Barges in. Its like, Mando please, Mando Please.
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How lightsaber combat SHOULD work.
In the films and video games, lightsaber users typically default to something like a plow/longpoint/seigan. I don't think these are the worst possible stance, but are really focused on things a lightsaber doesn't really need (lightsabers need relatively little speed/force to do serious damage) and leaves a lot of the body open to blasters.
I think something like saber's outside half-hanging guard would actually be the default for anyone who expects to fight blasters instead of other sabers (basically everyone post-Russan). It lets the user cover a very large portion of their body with ease just by shoulder movements (only very bottom of the feet aren't protected here, and those are a pretty poor blaster target as is). It allows advancing quickly with relatively little loss in coverage and for someone like Kyle Katarn, it allows quickly drawing a blaster and shooting people who are overly focused on your saber.
How do you think saber combat ought to do differently than it's normally depicted?
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Vader vs Sidious.
Now we all know Vader couldn't win after his injuries, so i have no delusions that he has a fighting chance, at least directly, a fully intact Vader/Anakin? Yeah definitely he would obliterate Sheev, but the Vader we got? No, especially since Palpi deliberately made his suit shitty as well, what i am asking is would it be a quick or long fight? Vader reached 80% of Palpatine's power even with all his injuries and loses. So would it be a thrilling fight for the emperor or would he wipe the floor with his apprentice immediately? Let's say Vader reaches his fullest potential that he could reach with all his injuries, he taps deeper than ever before into the dark side or just the force itself in its entirety, i think he could still sustain himself for a little while after Uncle Palps shocks his suit, so how long and how brutal would the fight be? would it give Sidious a run for his money or would he not even break a sweat?
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it still hurts
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Good SW Content Thread.
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile.
When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg
Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest.
This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos
is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least.
Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you!
>stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor
<It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor
<white girl with brown boy
>art oozing with nip themes
<art oozing with nip themes
They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels.
This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did.
What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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/sw/ Comm channel Broadcasting System
Cafe has an Internet Radio now, I was wondering if we can come up with a radio show or METOSP to broadcast some stuff like music, radio dramas or audiobooks.
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Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out?
If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy?
Will Geogre buy it back?
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>they will apologize now
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Let this be the thread about the face and soul of SW.
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What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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thos is not the niggers you is looking for
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Is Satine Kryze the most glaring case of an unintentionally unsympathetic character in Lucas' Star Wars?
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So how much do things suck today troopers?
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Post your best lewds.
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/sw/ humor thread
post them star wars memes
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Why the TIE Fighter is a good ship
Guaranteed Rebelboo Butthurt incoming
Let me tell you fags why this ship is actually probably one of the best Starfighters of it's generation.
For starters lots of retards tend to try and compare it to the X-Wing in an unfair comparison chart neglecting the fact that the ship is actually 20 years older than the X-Wing so they refuse to compare it to it's real competition like the R-41, Z-95 or even Y-Wing which for all purposes it absolutely dominates over.
Most Rebel Scum tend to cite it's lack of shields. Most Rebel Scum before they got ships like the X-Wing ended up dead. For starters while it does lack shields, the TIE Fighter is known for taking a glancing hit or two but it's armor protection is not what it should be reliant on. The TIE Fighter for all purposes is a pair of powerful cannons strapped to a highly efficient engine that not only gives it considerable speed but lets it turn on a dime. A TIE Fighter in fact will out-turn an X-Wing in a dogfight and for the Rebel Scum that are unfortunate enough to not have the privilege of flying a toy payed for by spoilt senator daughters misusing daddy's trust fund money, well we have found none left alive to comment.
Next what the uneducated masses wrongly criticise is the lack of life support and hyperdrive. They think this limits the ship's range but forget it gives it it's greatest advantage. Not only does it help reduce cost for a ship that is already remarkably cheap and easy to maintain, repair and replace, but it also helps to significantly reduce the energy signature of the craft. Many a deluded fool has found them suddenly descended upon by the Empire with virtually no warning and in nearly all cases the TIE Fighter has been granted the luxury of firing the first shot in an engagement, an advantage that cannot be understated.
About the only thing you can truly criticise this piece of perfection for is that is now deserving a true worthy replacement to carry on it's legacy.
Now with this information at hand, care to remind everyone why the TIE Fighter is bad again, you Rebel Scum!
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Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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What's your favorite prequel comics?
For me, it's the Ki Adi Mundi ones, both Prelude to the Rebellion and Outlander.
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Boba Fett? More like Cucka Fett!
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I can't get enough of this little guy.
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Goodbye Star Wars.
It is the end of an era, the final bastion of pre-disney wars comes to an end today, and on may 4th of all days, which is appropriate i suppose. Say what you want about the Clone Wars but it was the final remnant of the old Star Wars, the bridge between the old and new, and with it's conclusion comes the conclusion of the old good ways. It was a little disappointing to be honest. The ending gave off this vibe of hopelessness and sorrow and like something good has come to an end. Which is fitting because it is true, both in their universe and in real life, so that's it, that is the end of the old Star Wars. It's gone now forever…
I don't mean to sound like a dramatic soyboy faggot over a fictional universe, but yeah that is the end of pre-disney Star Wars. whether you were one of the first to see it in the theaters those 42 years ago or you grew up with the prequels It has been a wild ride and an honour anons. I know i am going to sound like a fucking cringelord for what i am about to say but i thought it would be the only proper way to sign off and say goodbye to a franchise that filled our childhoods with joy.
May the force be with you, always.
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Young Skywalker, we meet at last.
I have been waiting a long time for this moment to finally see you face to face.
This is the first Jedi Darth Vader has ever brought into this newly constructed Death Star.
And I brought you here to I form you that I have personally requested the Death Star to be constructed. And that this is my favorite place, inside this death star. And I am so glad you made it here to see me, in my pride and joy space station, which I totally am glad is being constructed.
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A new hope on repeat
We're gonna need to create another galactic panic to cover up what extreme measures are required to start this episode all over again before it gets out of control.
The news is going to get crazy again! I can't wait to have my mind blown by this political roller coaster. Lots of people are going to go broke, hopefully even record numbers.
The empires got some super extreme tormenting to get on with to teach the republic yet another lesson. Such hard work these rebels demand.
Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
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Was the Death Star a good idea?
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Force Lightning the curse Jesus Christ
So you're telling me if I don't get possessed by this super insane extremely perverted villainous plot that tons of people will suffer and rebellion will grow?
How about I one up you deceivers and have even more tons of people condemned to death for this insolence, and have a cackle over the righteous struggle of the world's first order of militaries and assassin's.
How about your stupid beast corporation conglomerate tries harder to possess me, I'd be happy to mark millions more for certain death from the most vengeful and hateful hands.
I hate you rebel scum corrupter phonies .
The force lightning is your king now.
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Ask your questions and get your answers here.
How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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Some of you imps are alright. Don't go to the imperial academy tomorrow if you're on Carida.
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Imperial /k/ommando Thread: No Lightsabers Allowed Edition
Time to talk about blasters, slugthrowers, and other non-lightsaber weapons and designs. Which is the most practical, powerful or aesthetically pleasing? What would you take with you when the Day of the Rebellion comes and SHTF?
Superweapons are also allowed but only the weapon, all fleet discussion goes in the ship thread.
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I'm running a game of star wars saga edition and my players are going to Ryloth next session. Unfortunately I can barely find any information on what pre-filoni Ryloth was like. Do you guys know any online sources or know the information yourselves?
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What if the entirety of the Indiana Jones franchise really was just one big coma dream that Han was having while frozen in carbonite?
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Xim the Despot
>That feel when one of the coolest characters in the expanded universe will never get explored as much as he deserves
It just isn't fair. He doesn't even have an official depiction, pic related is just fanart. In this thread let's discuss SW's version of Alexander the Great.
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What is his best SW piece in your opinion?
What is the first theme you think of when you think of Star Wars?
Which ones can you remember from start to finish?
What is the worst one?
Which is better: Separatist March, Jedi Temple March or Imperial March?
Battle of Naboo, Battle of Geonosis, Battle Over Coruscant, TIE Fighter Attack, Battle of Hoth or Battle of Yavin?
Duel of The Fates or Battle of the Heroes?
Why is the Title Crawl theme so fucking loud?
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>Rkr'tlruk: "Jawenko Aargh" and welcome to the first broadcast of GHORFA TV, made possible by the deaths of holovision newsmen in Anchorhead whose magical "cameras" and "translator vocalizers" now belong to us, as is tradition. Our mission is to spread the words of our people across Tatooine so that all our brother tribes may briefly unite against the source of the outlander menace. All you colonial outlanders will learn your place and know that you to will be judged by Jawenko's fury when the time comes, as well as our sibling tribes once it comes time for us to judge them for their heresies! Now let us begin with our first subject of the day...
>Rkr'tlruk: Jawa-Ghorfa relations... A war of words and sticks has erupted between ghorfa shamans, the jawas that sell their wares to outlanders (on holy land no less) and between heretical tribes who defend the selling of machines by jawas in the harrar event known as the "swap meets".
>Orrror: A disgusting event. Some jawa merchandise was confiscated and burnt while some merchants in the Great Swap Meet were executed and their children sold into slavery. These machines, especially the aberrations they call "droids", are bought and sold, spreading the rotten and violent outlander way of life upon our world with their machines and droids which are in truth weapons made to destroy us, and then these jawas have the gall to tell me that we, the children of jawenko are the violent ones?!
>Orrror: First, do away with these Great Swap Meets which only attract outlanders and spread weapons of death upon our planet, then you jawas can talk to me about this supposed (Tusken) terrorism!
>H'Caar ("Jawa-loving heretic from stupid sibling tribe that worships lizards"): But do these simple machines truly pose a threat to us and our cultural identity? From what I've seen, these machines can actually help us deal with our water shortages. Maybe even put an end to our wandering lifesty-
>Orrror: Shut your dung-filled mouth before I shut it for you with my stick!
>Rkr'tlruk: Brothers please! We are here to unite against the outlander terrorists and the jawas. We can't start treating each others as inferiors when we-
>Orrror: You expect me to treat a lizard worshiping akkdog as anything but an inferior?! He is a parasit-
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Cosmic and Living Force
So why did George introduce the Living and Cosmic Force in the prequels? It was vaguely alluded to here and there, but there never seemed to be a payoff, nor a connection to the OT (unless I'm retarded?).
What are they anyway?
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Just a dump
I think I might actually be missing quite a few of these if anyone has the rest.
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The Mouse is turning the aliens gay
>Star Wars: Resistance Producers Confirm Orka And Felix Are Gay Aliens http://archive.is/h0Cj1 >Star Wars Producers Confirm the Franchise’s First Openly Gay Onscreen Couple
vanityfair. com/hollywood/2019/1 0/star-wars-first-openly-gay-couple-star-wars-resistance
Figured I might as well make a containment thread for disneyshit given they've recently announced some ayys from the show nobody watched were prolapsing eachother's anal cavities.
Dunno why they think anyone cares about Resistance though, let alone that they'd win woke points for pulling a JK Rowling on a canceled series.
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Attack of the Clones [RTX ON]
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This board has been inactive for a few days, is everything alright anons?
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Hey Star Wars fags. i just designed a blaster that can easily kill lightsaber wielders. By shooting three lasers in a triangle pattern all at once, the lightsaber will only be able to block at most two of the projectiles at once, meaning the third one will always hit.
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What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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So is that project to create a mouse turd free, Old EU only alternative to Wookipedia dead? And if so, why?
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Was Darth Krayt or Darth Bane right in regards to the future of the Sith? Darth Bane believed that the Sith were too traitorous and too many of them would always lead to conflict, however Krayt believed that uniting them all under one master would ensure stability.
And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One...
So who was in the right?
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Disney is based.
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HOLY SHIT DISNEY IS BASED
They're killing nu-wars fags by putting dangerously high levels of carcinogens in their hand sanitiser lol
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I'm working on something... Thoughts?
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sw vs disney shit collection thread
basically a thread to dump all imagemacros, montages and more showing the faults of the mouses attempts at sw
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IRL Ethnic Parallels
>Twi'leks=Black South Africans or Abos
>Yahk-Tosh, Quockrans, and Orooturoo=Galician Jews
>Rybets=Black Hebrew Israelites
Am I missing anything here?
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Gina Carano got fired from the Mandalorian and Disney+ and Filoni are fucking gay
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Photomorph Thread: The Revengeance
Same as on 8chan. Post dank memes and we'll edit them into Star Wars shit.
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Do you remember this X-wing music vid?
Had this in my archive for a little over 2 years, It's like an electro-house Star Wars music vid with an X-Wing and random Star Wars-related references. It's just now come back to me now, and I've been trying to get a source on this, but my search-engine fu is just not up to the task.
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Hey pals, I'm back. The click's ticking for me and my chances to write are measured in months, so I'm gonna be delivering the shit I promised for once.
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Custom Saber Thread
Do you have a custom lightsaber you'd like to show off? Do you prefer certain sites? Do you plan on getting certain sabers and/or parts? All discussion regarding custom lightsabers is welcome here!
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Count Dooku speaks to Luke Skywalker
Hello /sw/ over a year ago I posted my first version of this video. I got some feedback on editing the video differently and I did that. I was going to post it after I finished it, but then the board went down.
Here is my video. Thoughts? Do you like it?
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Separatist Canon: Writefaggotry Thread
Welcome to the Sep Canon writefaggotry thread, here is where writers can go to contribute to the continuation to the old Expanded Universe. You can write, share, and check continuity in this thread.
>What is Separatist Canon?
Separatist Canon is an attempt by anons of this board to continue the Expanded Universe that was unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) aborted by (((Disney))). As the torch has been handed to us as fans, we must abide by the the rules that the likes of Zahn, Luceno, Stover, and Reeves used to keep Star Wars alive during it's lull between the OT and PT. Thus we must establish ground rules so that we can hold ourselves to our predecessor's standards of quality.
>Rule 1 - Don't contradict G-canon.
The Saga is the base of this entire enterprise, and it is ultimately at the heart of everything we do.
>Rule 2 - Work together to connect our stories together and keep our facts straight.
The main strength of the Expanded Universe was its inter-connectivity and the collaboration behind many of it's writers to not just write stories but expand on the vision of a galaxy far, far away that George Lucas envisioned for us on the silver screen. Obscure references, loose ends, and the occasional retcon make our stories better and close to what was published before the Dark Times.
>Rule 3 - No Disneyshit allowed.
The very idea behind Separatist Canon is that we reject everything Disney has done to Star Wars, and what other people like Dave Filoni have done to the timeline. Therefore TCW (the 2008 series), all of it's tie-in material, and anything Disney has published since the buyout (yes this includes Tarkin and Marvel 108).
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>get dragged to see the last nu-wars movie by family
>it's shit even in the opening crawl, but at least something is happening
>you can almost see JJ trying to salvage what little he can from the last two movies
>palps is fucking davros
>he's got a fish tank full of defective not-sidiouses
>some idiot behind me is making it his duty to laugh at every fucking worthless quip and clap at the focus group-approved moments
>soyboys are fucking real
I should have stayed home. How was your day, /sw/?
and go ahead, repost this cuckchan you disgusting crossposters- I can't fucking stop you
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Star Wars Detours
After almost 10 years Weird Al Yankovic finally leaked an episode
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Suppose it's story time again.
This edition: vader wrecks some Jedi, as is probably evident from the title.
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And then they came for Clone Wars...
>nigress with twitter dyke haircut!
So, are you ready for the exciting last Ahsoka Wars season?
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Why are 90's FMVs so comfy bros?
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So who you voting for Supreme Chancellor, /sw/? Sheev or Skroob? I'm partial to Palpatine myself, but then again Skroob is in full support of free enterprise.
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Star Wars RPGs
Anyone ever play any of the Star Wars /tg/ stuff?