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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply] [Last]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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It's so fucking obvious baby Yoda will either fall to the dark side completely and utterly, or have to go back with Mando and never develop his abilities. Also >50 years old >41 BBY is Anakin's birth date
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>>5398 >(a) Yoda falling to the dark side The EU predicted this
>>5398 > baby Yoda will either fall to the dark side completely and utterly, No way, it's working a lot with childless millenials, they'd never make their cute cash grab into an edgelord dark side user.
>>5416 Yeah, that's why he is going back with Mando next season. Be ready for more Luke bashing.
>>5416 If baby yoda is a female, she will be a Mary Sue, if baby yoda is a male, he will be the ultimate beta, telling people that the force is female.

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Stormtrooper 08/22/2021 (Sun) 12:05:30 No.5242 [Reply]
What's your favorite prequel comics? For me, it's the Ki Adi Mundi ones, both Prelude to the Rebellion and Outlander.
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>>5269 >Darth Vader and the Ghost Prison. I liked it except the edgy ending.
>>5271 It didn't make sense at all if you ask me. Vader valued loyalty above all else, the guy wasnt force sensitive at all, even with Frank hinting that the guy could be useful. Vader killed people for blunders, perceived or otherwise, but never for being efficient.
>>5274 Maybe it was a mercy killing? That's all I can think of. Like maybe he saw the guy would just be used as a tool for Palpatine and it was obvious he lived a painful life that only awaited more suffering. Best to have just ended it there. Not justifying the ending, just what I try to think to personally justify it.
>>5252 Whats the most expensive comic then? wanna know what to sell
>>5385 The first issue of the 1977 comic goes for about $25,000 last I checked.

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Stormtrooper 01/27/2021 (Wed) 15:25:40 No.4016 [Reply]
Boba Fett? More like Cucka Fett!
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>>5200 Isn't "Firespray" just the in-universe name for the class the starship itself is?
>>5200 Cringe and not Boba pilled. All the other Bounty Hunter ships get both the name of their model and their nicknames. But Slave I just got the axe.
>>5201 Yep, Firespray-class starship.
>>5200 >Boba doing that Salt Bae salt pouring guy Funny.
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>>4016 Another reason why these pieces of shit should've been purged by the jedi.

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Max Rebo Stormtrooper 08/22/2021 (Sun) 06:16:58 No.5237 [Reply]
I can't get enough of this little guy.
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>>5265 I was going to deny that, but this new evidence is just too compelling. See panel 3.
>>5326 That was from the early maquette and they ditched it when it proved too impractical to implement. Also it looks ugly as shit regardless.
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>>5342 But they didn't ditch the arm-legs. Here's the Max puppet/costume without an actor inside. Clearly what they built was intended to be legs.
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>>5363 Yes, that was the "intent", but the "legs" are now higher on the costume than those on the maquette and with a clear frame beneath them, and the original idea was to have two guys inside the costume to make it look like legs, but that shit proved to impractical so they just treated it as regular arms, much like how they dropped the whole "red balls". It didn't live past the concept phase and even the action figure and promotional material for the film that followed for years kept them four-limbed and bipedal even in the games that followed. Its only recently with Disney that they decided to bring back that retarded two legged design and even they aren't consistent with it, always showing two limbed or four limbed Ortolans without consistency.
>>5364 What game are the Ortolans on the right from?

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Goodbye Star Wars. Stormtrooper 05/04/2020 (Mon) 00:53:35 No.2959 [Reply] [Last]
It is the end of an era, the final bastion of pre-disney wars comes to an end today, and on may 4th of all days, which is appropriate i suppose. Say what you want about the Clone Wars but it was the final remnant of the old Star Wars, the bridge between the old and new, and with it's conclusion comes the conclusion of the old good ways. It was a little disappointing to be honest. The ending gave off this vibe of hopelessness and sorrow and like something good has come to an end. Which is fitting because it is true, both in their universe and in real life, so that's it, that is the end of the old Star Wars. It's gone now forever… I don't mean to sound like a dramatic soyboy faggot over a fictional universe, but yeah that is the end of pre-disney Star Wars. whether you were one of the first to see it in the theaters those 42 years ago or you grew up with the prequels It has been a wild ride and an honour anons. I know i am going to sound like a fucking cringelord for what i am about to say but i thought it would be the only proper way to sign off and say goodbye to a franchise that filled our childhoods with joy. May the force be with you, always.
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>>5296 >Filoni's The Clone Wars will never not come off as the dumbest fucking thing I have seen in my life. It's basically the sparkledog of Star Wars. ftfy
>>5296 >Mortis will never not come off as the dumbest fucking thing I have seen in my life. They were used again in the Rebels cartoon along side Felony fursona.
>>5296 Didnt they used those Mortis guys in the latest EU books linking it to that Abeloth creature? It's not so hard to deal with those. They are just Force manifestations/aliens strong with the Force with delusions of divinity. The mere fact they were planet bound proves that they were not that powerful or important. Darth Nihilus was a much powerful entity.
>>5304 Yea the mortis family are easy to deal with and make salvageable since the last book has them not actually be the Force itself unlike in TCW. So there's that. Still the whole Mortis arc like most of TCW was just plain badly written. And the whole evil Ahsoka thing was just so terrible and hokey. Even Anakin's vision of his own future was like a lamer version of the one from Genndy Wars.
>>2959 So long and thanks for all the space fish and grogs.

Stormtrooper 08/31/2021 (Tue) 04:58:37 No.5337 [Reply]
Young Skywalker, we meet at last. I have been waiting a long time for this moment to finally see you face to face. This is the first Jedi Darth Vader has ever brought into this newly constructed Death Star. And I brought you here to I form you that I have personally requested the Death Star to be constructed. And that this is my favorite place, inside this death star. And I am so glad you made it here to see me, in my pride and joy space station, which I totally am glad is being constructed.
I'm afraid I would be so unhappy if you decided to leave me alone young Jedi. I hope you stay a while, make yourself at home. As a matter of fact, young Skywalker, I would love it if you tried to murder me slowly, right here. Please, walk up these stairs and murder me, it's what I really want.
>>5337 >>5338 What the Hell are you doing?
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>>5337 ???

A new hope on repeat Hans score 200,000+ 08/29/2021 (Sun) 00:52:46 No.5315 [Reply]
We're gonna need to create another galactic panic to cover up what extreme measures are required to start this episode all over again before it gets out of control. The news is going to get crazy again! I can't wait to have my mind blown by this political roller coaster. Lots of people are going to go broke, hopefully even record numbers. The empires got some super extreme tormenting to get on with to teach the republic yet another lesson. Such hard work these rebels demand. Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
>>5315 >Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
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>>5315 Imperial pls

Force Lightning the curse Jesus Christ Emperor 08/26/2021 (Thu) 03:05:38 No.5290 [Reply]
So you're telling me if I don't get possessed by this super insane extremely perverted villainous plot that tons of people will suffer and rebellion will grow? How about I one up you deceivers and have even more tons of people condemned to death for this insolence, and have a cackle over the righteous struggle of the world's first order of militaries and assassin's. How about your stupid beast corporation conglomerate tries harder to possess me, I'd be happy to mark millions more for certain death from the most vengeful and hateful hands. I hate you rebel scum corrupter phonies . The force lightning is your king now.
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>>5290 Your meds my lord

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Stormtrooper 08/14/2021 (Sat) 04:18:14 No.5147 [Reply]
Some of you imps are alright. Don't go to the imperial academy tomorrow if you're on Carida.
>>5147 You won't do shit, Biggs!

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