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Custom Saber Thread Shiru 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:29:32 No.4015 [Reply]
Do you have a custom lightsaber you'd like to show off? Do you prefer certain sites? Do you plan on getting certain sabers and/or parts? All discussion regarding custom lightsabers is welcome here!
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>>4032 You can build it here. http://www.saberparts.com/#!/configure Damn, these go for like $150 for hilt and about $200 for blade so they're not cheap, they've also got pretty good craftsmanship.
>oy vey goyim don't you just love spending hundreds of dollars on star wars branded toys? don't forget to go to see star wars X: i'm sure this time will be different in theaters this christmas
>>4049 Wouldnt it be cheaper to build your own out of trash?

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Count Dooku speaks to Luke Skywalker Stormtrooper 11/18/2020 (Wed) 16:54:32 No.3766 [Reply]
Hello /sw/ over a year ago I posted my first version of this video. I got some feedback on editing the video differently and I did that. I was going to post it after I finished it, but then the board went down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lBbosbIw0 Here is my video. Thoughts? Do you like it?
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>>3904 Anakin repented and basically gave his life in a selfless act. Dooku was just feeling betrayed, all the way down with the Dark Side "Treachery is the way of the Sith" were his final toughts.
>>3905 I always thought it was a great irony that Darth Vader was redeemed by killing his master, which is usually the most Sithly of acts. it's the motives and self-sacrifice that made all the difference, as you said.
>>3905 >"Treachery is the way of the Sith" Anyone else find it hilarious that despite all the cucks yelling about how the Empire were the ebil huwite supremacists they're far more like kikes?

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Separatist Canon: Writefaggotry Thread Stormtrooper 04/08/2020 (Wed) 07:58:23 No.2828 [Reply]
Welcome to the Sep Canon writefaggotry thread, here is where writers can go to contribute to the continuation to the old Expanded Universe. You can write, share, and check continuity in this thread. >What is Separatist Canon? Separatist Canon is an attempt by anons of this board to continue the Expanded Universe that was unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) aborted by (((Disney))). As the torch has been handed to us as fans, we must abide by the the rules that the likes of Zahn, Luceno, Stover, and Reeves used to keep Star Wars alive during it's lull between the OT and PT. Thus we must establish ground rules so that we can hold ourselves to our predecessor's standards of quality. >Rule 1 - Don't contradict G-canon. The Saga is the base of this entire enterprise, and it is ultimately at the heart of everything we do. >Rule 2 - Work together to connect our stories together and keep our facts straight. The main strength of the Expanded Universe was its inter-connectivity and the collaboration behind many of it's writers to not just write stories but expand on the vision of a galaxy far, far away that George Lucas envisioned for us on the silver screen. Obscure references, loose ends, and the occasional retcon make our stories better and close to what was published before the Dark Times. >Rule 3 - No Disneyshit allowed. The very idea behind Separatist Canon is that we reject everything Disney has done to Star Wars, and what other people like Dave Filoni have done to the timeline. Therefore TCW (the 2008 series), all of it's tie-in material, and anything Disney has published since the buyout (yes this includes Tarkin and Marvel 108).
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>>3864 >Ah the Sun Guard, one of my favorit "mercenary" militia faction in all of SW, sad that there isnt a lot of stuff for them. The Sun Guard and Jensaari deserved more love tbh
>>3862 I'd love to hear about them. No sense in making something if you don't share it, right?
Just a tidbit. The Zann Consortium advances their research with Ysalimary and develops a form of special forces. Each trooper is equipped with a fully enclosed set of body armor, armored nutrient harness with accompanying ysalimari and a personal stealth field generator. En masse these troops create a large force neutral zone and are a dangerous threat to any force sensitive individual and many other opposing forces. They are also equipped with personal shields instead of stealth and assigned to heavily populated areas such as spaceports in order to prevent subversive assets such as Jedi from infiltrating their areas of operation.

Stormtrooper 12/23/2019 (Mon) 04:48:44 No.1180 [Reply]
>get dragged to see the last nu-wars movie by family >it's shit even in the opening crawl, but at least something is happening >you can almost see JJ trying to salvage what little he can from the last two movies >palps is fucking davros >he's got a fish tank full of defective not-sidiouses >some idiot behind me is making it his duty to laugh at every fucking worthless quip and clap at the focus group-approved moments >soyboys are fucking real I should have stayed home. How was your day, /sw/? and go ahead, repost this cuckchan you disgusting crossposters- I can't fucking stop you
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Did anyone else watch this thing and feel hideously exhausted by the end?
>>1180 fucking awful my life went to shit after that horrible forsaken bitch rey made what star war is now, a complete extremist propaganda it's not even sjw even more, it's fucking feminist diversity extremism
>>3928 That is what happens when you sell an IP to white slavers.

Star Wars Detours Stormtrooper 12/01/2020 (Tue) 16:14:33 No.3815 [Reply]
After almost 10 years Weird Al Yankovic finally leaked an episode
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>>3815 >that qt rodian >mfw
>>3815 Surprisingly not that bad for what it is. Not near the level of robot chickem, but good enough.
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>>3828 Judging from the show's trailer, there were gonna be some tig old jiggly bitties in this show too.

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storytime thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 06:16:26 No.1490 [Reply]
Suppose it's story time again. This edition: vader wrecks some Jedi, as is probably evident from the title.
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>>3813 Every day becomes more painful

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2020 (Thu) 19:04:43 No.3770 [Reply]
So how much do things suck today troopers?
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>>3800 What? The ones on the Tantive and Tatooine (except Mos Eisley) were competent, as well as some on the Death Star. And the ones on Hoth were destructive as fuck. The ones on Endor were a joke though.
>>3800 Going to echo >>3802 on this one - Stormtroopers weren't portrayed as incompetent until Endor. They completely wrecked the security team onboard the Tantive IV and annihilated the Rebels on Hoth. Their famed inability to aim comes from so-called "fans" not paying attention during ANH - everyone seems to have missed Tarkin's line establishing that the Stormtroopers were missing on purpose in order to allow the Falcon to escape the Death Star.
>>3805 Already in Bespin they were incompetent. They allowed the rebels to escape. There wasn't an order to allow them to escape like the DS. Vader demanded the prisoners to be sent to Executor, Calrissian betrayed him and the stormtroopers couldn't stop 3 people from escaping. Vader had to have people to deactivate the Falcon hyperdrive just in case to have any chance of recapturing then >Endor Endor alone would be the only example needed. It was a critical target, the very shield generator that protected the DS were the Emperor himself was stationed. They had the superior numbers and a defensive position. There was no way they could that disaster to happen. Even more "an entire legion of my best troops" as Palpatine had claimed.

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And then they came for Clone Wars... Stormtrooper 01/21/2020 (Tue) 12:40:16 No.1997 [Reply]
>nigress with twitter dyke haircut! So, are you ready for the exciting last Ahsoka Wars season?
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>>2148 They cucked Maul. They got it all wrong Maul is supposed to be a "phantom menace" hence the name of the first prequel. Maul is supposed to be a Shakespearean like villain.
>Ahsoka I dont care about that, even if it was George Boy who created her. She contradicts directly Revenge of Sith, she doesn't exist. >Nu-Sw It doesnt exist in the double. Anakin never had an apprentice during his time as a jedi, period.
KILL ALL NIGGERS

Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 13:45:21 No.2188 [Reply]
Why are 90's FMVs so comfy bros?
>>2188 Can you link some? Most of them are hard to find. Most fan films are poor self inserts that dont feel like star wars at all.

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Stormtrooper 11/04/2020 (Wed) 02:09:02 No.3720 [Reply]
So who you voting for Supreme Chancellor, /sw/? Sheev or Skroob? I'm partial to Palpatine myself, but then again Skroob is in full support of free enterprise.
>>3720 George Lucas and Walt Disney did nothing wrong.
>>3726 What did they mean by this?
>>3726 >both let what they created fall into the hands of kikes

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