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Vader vs Sidious. Stormtrooper 10/26/2021 (Tue) 16:09:49 No.5670 [Reply]
Now we all know Vader couldn't win after his injuries, so i have no delusions that he has a fighting chance, at least directly, a fully intact Vader/Anakin? Yeah definitely he would obliterate Sheev, but the Vader we got? No, especially since Palpi deliberately made his suit shitty as well, what i am asking is would it be a quick or long fight? Vader reached 80% of Palpatine's power even with all his injuries and loses. So would it be a thrilling fight for the emperor or would he wipe the floor with his apprentice immediately? Let's say Vader reaches his fullest potential that he could reach with all his injuries, he taps deeper than ever before into the dark side or just the force itself in its entirety, i think he could still sustain himself for a little while after Uncle Palps shocks his suit, so how long and how brutal would the fight be? would it give Sidious a run for his money or would he not even break a sweat?
>>5670 Vader defeated sidious. By chugging him down a tube.
>>5674 I said he couldn't defeated Sidious "directly" he did that while he was distracted.
>>5675 *Defeat.
>>5674 He threw him into a trash can
In "Dark Lord" Palpatine was on the opinion that Vader blocks were psychological ones, so he had go get the guy out his depression "at his own risk". In "Shadows of Empire" Vader managed to temporarily heal his own lungs and breath unaided for minutes, so yes, a Vader that truly and fully embraced the Dark Side would mop the floor with the Emperor. Remember how Jacen managed to achieve an state of unity with the Force to the point of glowing, how Krayt managed to learn Cade technique and return from the dead, so Vader who was leagues ahead of them fully immersed in the Dark Side would like a walking Force Nexus.

Stormtrooper 09/05/2021 (Sun) 00:59:40 No.5399 [Reply]
>1313 never >Underworld never it still hurts
>the bowels of Coruscant >will never explore the surface and see ancient coruscanti artifacts and architecture Sad!
>>5399 So much potential squandered by managing incompetence from LucasArts and later Disney.
>>5399 I'd say a community fan project could be developed, but the mousemuunikes would probably file for a lawsuit, why can't we have nice things? I want my cyberpunk open world Coruscant Force Unleashed style Star Wars game.
>>5406 instead we got to explore shitty disney alien civilization in Fallen order.

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/sw/ Comm channel Broadcasting System Stormtrooper 10/06/2021 (Wed) 17:13:28 No.5616 [Reply]
>>>/meta/15187 Cafe has an Internet Radio now, I was wondering if we can come up with a radio show or METOSP to broadcast some stuff like music, radio dramas or audiobooks.

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Stormtrooper 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:23 No.4859 [Reply]
Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out? If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy? Will Geogre buy it back?
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>>5077 Even they die, anon.
>>5082 "All things die, Anakin Skywalker..."
white slavers
george forgive us
>>5511 He won't.

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Stormtrooper 08/04/2020 (Tue) 20:23:58 No.3237 [Reply]
>they will apologize now
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>>5521 She really does. That quote couldn't sound more Trump-like if you tried.
>>3384 In fact it's a requirement to work in pedowood.
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>Andrology (from Ancient Greek: ἀνήρ, anēr, genitive ἀνδρός, andros, "man"; and -λογία, -logia) is the medical specialty that deals with male health. >Gynaecology or gynecology (see spelling differences) is the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive system. >Androids are masculine humanoid robots. >Gynoids are feminine humanoid robots. >Droids are robots with neither if any sexual characteristics/features. Was Lucas secretly pandering to tumblr even before the Internet came into being? I'm honestly surprised SJW transhumanists haven't made R2-D2 their symbol of nonbinary liberation while railing on the evil bigot Android patriarchy that made the term Gynoid be associated with prostitution.
>>5604 I don't think so, I guess he took An out of Android to get Droid, because it sounded cool.
>>5604 Nah. Otherwise, female and male programming in droids wouldn't be a thing in-universe.

Darth Vader Stormtrooper 10/01/2021 (Fri) 11:14:26 No.5594 [Reply]
Let this be the thread about the face and soul of SW.
You got that right.
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>>5598 Actually that Vader illustration on the left is quite nice.
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>>5598 Darth Vader? I barely know her!

Stormtrooper 09/22/2021 (Wed) 22:31:49 No.5530 [Reply]
thos is not the niggers you is looking for

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Stormtrooper 06/29/2021 (Tue) 15:27:20 No.4637 [Reply]
Is Satine Kryze the most glaring case of an unintentionally unsympathetic character in Lucas' Star Wars?
Too be fair i tend to ignore that Clone Wars 3D cartoon, even if it was shat by Lucas himself. It just contradict too much the rest of the whole continuity, up to the movies themselves.
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>>4637 Do you think her "nephew" is actually the kid she had with Obi-Wan?
>>4648 Nah, she was just a huge slut.
>>4648 Considering how corny their relationship was portrayed, yes. But again, 3D Clone Wars is gay.
Every time she appeared in a new episode it seemed like the show was building her up into a villain, but instead we are supposed to accept her as a good person who only isn't a worse politician than Padmé because she actually stuck to her retarded ideals. And then you have her sister. God, I hate Bo-Katan and Filoni's bias for female antagonists.

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2020 (Thu) 19:04:43 No.3770 [Reply]
So how much do things suck today troopers?
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>>3800 What? The ones on the Tantive and Tatooine (except Mos Eisley) were competent, as well as some on the Death Star. And the ones on Hoth were destructive as fuck. The ones on Endor were a joke though.
>>3800 Going to echo >>3802 on this one - Stormtroopers weren't portrayed as incompetent until Endor. They completely wrecked the security team onboard the Tantive IV and annihilated the Rebels on Hoth. Their famed inability to aim comes from so-called "fans" not paying attention during ANH - everyone seems to have missed Tarkin's line establishing that the Stormtroopers were missing on purpose in order to allow the Falcon to escape the Death Star.
>>3805 Already in Bespin they were incompetent. They allowed the rebels to escape. There wasn't an order to allow them to escape like the DS. Vader demanded the prisoners to be sent to Executor, Calrissian betrayed him and the stormtroopers couldn't stop 3 people from escaping. Vader had to have people to deactivate the Falcon hyperdrive just in case to have any chance of recapturing then >Endor Endor alone would be the only example needed. It was a critical target, the very shield generator that protected the DS were the Emperor himself was stationed. They had the superior numbers and a defensive position. There was no way they could that disaster to happen. Even more "an entire legion of my best troops" as Palpatine had claimed.
>>3786 Well, WEG did autistically named almost everything in the star wars universe.

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Why the TIE Fighter is a good ship Stormtrooper 01/15/2020 (Wed) 18:10:12 No.1841 [Reply]
Guaranteed Rebelboo Butthurt incoming Let me tell you fags why this ship is actually probably one of the best Starfighters of it's generation. For starters lots of retards tend to try and compare it to the X-Wing in an unfair comparison chart neglecting the fact that the ship is actually 20 years older than the X-Wing so they refuse to compare it to it's real competition like the R-41, Z-95 or even Y-Wing which for all purposes it absolutely dominates over. Most Rebel Scum tend to cite it's lack of shields. Most Rebel Scum before they got ships like the X-Wing ended up dead. For starters while it does lack shields, the TIE Fighter is known for taking a glancing hit or two but it's armor protection is not what it should be reliant on. The TIE Fighter for all purposes is a pair of powerful cannons strapped to a highly efficient engine that not only gives it considerable speed but lets it turn on a dime. A TIE Fighter in fact will out-turn an X-Wing in a dogfight and for the Rebel Scum that are unfortunate enough to not have the privilege of flying a toy payed for by spoilt senator daughters misusing daddy's trust fund money, well we have found none left alive to comment. Next what the uneducated masses wrongly criticise is the lack of life support and hyperdrive. They think this limits the ship's range but forget it gives it it's greatest advantage. Not only does it help reduce cost for a ship that is already remarkably cheap and easy to maintain, repair and replace, but it also helps to significantly reduce the energy signature of the craft. Many a deluded fool has found them suddenly descended upon by the Empire with virtually no warning and in nearly all cases the TIE Fighter has been granted the luxury of firing the first shot in an engagement, an advantage that cannot be understated. About the only thing you can truly criticise this piece of perfection for is that is now deserving a true worthy replacement to carry on it's legacy. Now with this information at hand, care to remind everyone why the TIE Fighter is bad again, you Rebel Scum!
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>>4796 Tie series have a serious design issue of colateral vision.
>>4802 Colateral vision is for pussies, real man only look foward.
>>1842 <incapable of long range missions What for? It's not for privateers, it's for navy that has larger ships for long range missions. Thus it's unnecessary. And if it's unnecessary, it's dumped. Any non-essential hardware either takes place of something essential or adds more mass to haul around in a fight. The less, the better. <muh strength in numbers Yep. <tied by the dick to ISDs It's made for those who have carriers, yes. Well, they did. So, when it's a disadvantage? <not having a tail gunner Having wingmates. See "mass produced" and "strength in numbers". Also, good maneuverability helps.
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>>4796 >which doesn't have a hyperdrive and they still call it starfighter There were TIE prototypes with missile launchers, shields and hyperdrive.
>>4796 >Did it really has 20 years? The first chronological appearance of TIEs I'm aware of is in Dawn of Defiance episode 3. >The 12th Squadron is one of the first fighter squadrons to switch over from the now-antiquated V-wing starfighters to the cutting-edge TIE fighter. Episode 4 of DoD takes place 2 years after Order 66 starts. The X-wing is finalized by 1BBY, though it is in the works by the end of DoD >The console displays a ship design with which the heroes are utterly unfamiliar; it resembles a forced marriage of a large Z-95 Headhunter and an ARC-170. If the heroes ask Seejo about the ship, he begins chattering about a Deep Scout design that Subpro and Incom are jointly developing on the Outer Moon of Prakith—until one of the other engineers reminds the chatty Duros that secret does actually mean secret.

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