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Jedi Outcast/Jedi Academy Stormtrooper 03/06/2022 (Sun) 04:20:04 No.5954 [Reply]
I was playing Jedi Academy and noticed the booze collection behind the bar in the Rancor level is clearly a real photograph of bottles that has been mirrored. Any idea what this one says? I'm curious what drink canonically exists in the EU. Any good single player mods for Jedi Academy? Core gameplay is awesome, but I've played the same 20-something levels dozens of times now.
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>>5959 The playerbase is mostly reddit troons who always have a finger on the ban macro as soon as you start going 5-0 in 1v1s against the admin or one of their faggot clique members.
>>5970 As someone who plays it on and off. It still fun, but the playerbase has some dedicated players, and a usually chill. but there are a few questionable players who still play every day at the same time only to "troll hard" and do the expected shit talking but will really try to drive a reaction out of anyone. Even if it was mere trolling, the pure dedication to the routine suggests some sort of deeper mental illness. Like years now. Overall though, pretty chill, depending on the time of day. One or two clans do have well deserve bad rep of faggotry.
>doesn't complete t3_hevil while killing zero Nogri What's wrong with you? >>5959 >mandatory disney shit >MP only Nah.
Never trust a bartender with a bad grammar.
Speedrunners are breaking records, soon enough the world record will be under 20 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSEYWeR1bg

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Stormtrooper 03/08/2022 (Tue) 04:21:42 No.5956 [Reply]
>TFW I can't talk about Star Wars in public anymore because of Filonifags, Nu Wars shills and people who don't understand the movies.
>mfw telling people disney star wars is shit
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>>5956 >that filename >mfw there are people who still can't spell "Grievous" correctly TCW doesn't deserve nearly the amount of praise and hate it gets from either side desu, it's just a very mediocre cartoon.
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>>5960 >TCW doesn't deserve nearly the amount of praise and hate it gets from either side desu, it's just a very mediocre cartoon.
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>>5956 Count your blessings. You could find yourself swarmed by the Reylos.
>>6010 -or the Ewoks.

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Star Wars: Droids Cartoon 08/15/2021 (Sun) 03:57:20 No.5151 [Reply] [Last]
Join R2D2 and C3PO in their wacky adventures in this old 80's cartoon, each Saturday I will upload the next episode.
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Never relax in a place full of xenos.
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>a droid purging non-humans A sight for sore eyes.
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>Droids fighting droids for the amusement of xenos How perverse.
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When will the Empire stop the xeno's sinful hand?
By banning OP

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Visions Stormtrooper 07/04/2021 (Sun) 03:04:35 No.4703 [Reply] [Last]
Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you! https://archive.md/jsYrR >stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor <It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor <white girl with brown boy >art oozing with nip themes <art oozing with nip themes They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels. This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did. What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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>>5622 >fictional religion based on old japanese samurai movies is great when iterated upon by the culture that made them with minimal fag shit added in by disney. Who knew?
>>4703 0/10 should have ended with serbians beating up everyone.
>>5627 >everything from the Orient is Japanese
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Well, the toys are out, and they didn't make any for best girl.
>>5993 >those double joints Absolute cringe

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Young Reader Novels Stormtrooper 02/24/2022 (Thu) 06:22:23 No.5923 [Reply]
Are any of the books intended for young readers any good? Stuff like Galaxy of Fear, and Young Jedi Knights.
>>5923 Haven't read any, I'm still working my way thru the marvel comics.
>>5923 Never read Galaxy of Fear or Young Jedi Knights, but I can vouch for the Jedi Apprentice/ Jedi Quest series being good fun.
>>5923 Galaxy of Fear is great.

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Stormtrooper 02/09/2020 (Sun) 19:12:11 No.2523 [Reply] [Last]
Was the Death Star a good idea?
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>they can't pierce the walls of the main reactor if there are no walls
>>5213 in addition to what I mentioned back then, the Vong are basically the alien invasion trope. yet it's already a galaxy full of aliens, so they come from another galaxy, and it's a stretch. I think they could work if either 1. they're massively nerfed, and are just another species causing a bit of trouble, or 2. the events are placed in the distant past of the galaxy. that way, they wouldn't shatter the universe right after the OT. >>5258 that's not the case, I have valid reasons for being anti-Vong. they feel like the creation of a WH40k fan who hates Star Wars. hope you don't mind me upping an old thread btw
>>5887 >old thread Everything is old here. We are basically w40k techpriests combing over old tech. With the death of EU we are forced to discuss old content over and over and over. I simply refuse to discuss Disney Star Wars.
>>5900 >I simply refuse to discuss Disney Star Wars. Shitting on the nuStar Wars Disney is fun.
>>5901 I don't find it fun at all, actually it's depressing and sometimes downright infuriating.

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How lightsaber combat SHOULD work. Stormtrooper 10/15/2021 (Fri) 07:16:21 No.5629 [Reply]
In the films and video games, lightsaber users typically default to something like a plow/longpoint/seigan. I don't think these are the worst possible stance, but are really focused on things a lightsaber doesn't really need (lightsabers need relatively little speed/force to do serious damage) and leaves a lot of the body open to blasters. I think something like saber's outside half-hanging guard would actually be the default for anyone who expects to fight blasters instead of other sabers (basically everyone post-Russan). It lets the user cover a very large portion of their body with ease just by shoulder movements (only very bottom of the feet aren't protected here, and those are a pretty poor blaster target as is). It allows advancing quickly with relatively little loss in coverage and for someone like Kyle Katarn, it allows quickly drawing a blaster and shooting people who are overly focused on your saber. How do you think saber combat ought to do differently than it's normally depicted?
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>>5663 Why does Yoda use a short saber then?
>>5713 Proper control, precision, the blade is proportional to his size. How a midget would effectively use what amounts to a lance? Even with a lightsaber proportional to his size he needed to hop around like a frantic frog to face human sized foes. It isn't a question of mere weight there.
>>5714 Lance doesn't really depend on your height if it's in a lance rest. Long spear actually works pretty fine on a short individual.
I disagree with some of his points but I think overall it's pretty sound: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=s8cwM3-uowQ
>>5629 In a real fight, yeah you would use a lightsaber different then you used a normal sword. But that shit looks gay so they went with something that's visually appealing to normalfags.

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Stormtrooper 02/09/2022 (Wed) 13:03:56 No.5871 [Reply]
Rest In Peace King, 62BBY-9ABY. Gone but not forgotten. We'll miss you dearly you Bulduga wearing blue fuckhead.
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>>5874 Also be ready for him to not be dead cause I think they said the bacta tank was being used, and unless they shoved a rancor in it I don’t know who else it could be.
What the fuck is wrong with his face, why does he look so bad compared to his appearance from 3D Clone Wars?
Is Cad Bane the one thing about TCW virtualy everyone, no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall, agree on liking?
>>5876 Yeah, it looks like shit. >>5877 >no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall Yes and no, not everyone watched TCW.
>even the fucking dead man and his clothes are perfectly smooth and clean What does Disney have against weathering props? Everything in Book of Bobba Fett is brand new.

Stormtrooper 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:00:12 No.4948 [Reply]
*clack* >Your turn, friend.
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>>4959 Ah there you are, Captain. There's this strange demented wroonian sitting in my chair, playing with my chess set and muttering something about tentacled whale sodomy. I need to have a word with the head of security for this.
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>>4961 "Remembering those days in the fleet, serving with the Admiral... that... was a strange day, that i can tell you..."
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>>4950 Not of fan of the bumps on his forehead.
>>4956 >>4961 >Magic whales >Whale sodomy I'll regret asking this but what the fuck did the disney canon do now?
>>5861 Ending of that Rebels cartoon, Space Alladin summon some space whales who grab nu-Thrawn with some tentacles and them jump into hyperspace. Pulling from memory

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>5803 On a level of 1 to 10, 10 being fucking autistic, how autistic is George?
>>5804 Hes always been fairly autistic. I say an 8/10 .

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