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Stormtrooper 02/09/2022 (Wed) 13:03:56 No.5871 [Reply]
Rest In Peace King, 62BBY-9ABY. Gone but not forgotten. We'll miss you dearly you Bulduga wearing blue fuckhead.
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Is Cad Bane the one thing about TCW virtualy everyone, no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall, agree on liking?
>>5876 Yeah, it looks like shit. >>5877 >no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall Yes and no, not everyone watched TCW.
>even the fucking dead man and his clothes are perfectly smooth and clean What does Disney have against weathering props? Everything in Book of Bobba Fett is brand new.

Stormtrooper 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:00:12 No.4948 [Reply]
*clack* >Your turn, friend.
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>>4950 Not of fan of the bumps on his forehead.
>>4956 >>4961 >Magic whales >Whale sodomy I'll regret asking this but what the fuck did the disney canon do now?
>>5861 Ending of that Rebels cartoon, Space Alladin summon some space whales who grab nu-Thrawn with some tentacles and them jump into hyperspace. Pulling from memory

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>5803 On a level of 1 to 10, 10 being fucking autistic, how autistic is George?
>>5804 Hes always been fairly autistic. I say an 8/10 .

I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4283 >buy an old Xbox Cringe, just find a good emulator to work on Loonix. >Win10 Blue pilled, stop using shitty spyware operating systems. At least make the glowniggers work a little harder to collect your data. >>4291 BF2's Naboo is pretty fun, to bad your guaranteed to always lose depending on which side of the map you start off on because of that one corner of death where all the AI just goes full retard mode.... even more so than usually.
>>5717 W10 is spyware. They stole one of my armor designs and reworked it into the Halo Infinite MK VII armor.
>>4404 >galactic battlegrounds Most EAW mods like Fall of the republic and Republic at war just copy pasted most of the unit dialog from it. The ships use voice lines from the Republic Air cruiser unit. Corey needs to get rid of that faggot who voiced the rebel star destroyer carrier. Actual meme cringe voice acting.

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Stormtrooper 11/17/2021 (Wed) 15:06:57 No.5720 [Reply]
You ever just chilling with your Mandos. When suddenly this Mando just Barges in. Its like, Mando please, Mando Please.
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>>5723 Alright.
>>5736 The guy making that fanfilm should have thought about weathering boba's armor. looks fake af.
>>5740 >weathering boba's armor It needs to be a little different from the original to give less shekels to Lucas.

Vader vs Sidious. Stormtrooper 10/26/2021 (Tue) 16:09:49 No.5670 [Reply]
Now we all know Vader couldn't win after his injuries, so i have no delusions that he has a fighting chance, at least directly, a fully intact Vader/Anakin? Yeah definitely he would obliterate Sheev, but the Vader we got? No, especially since Palpi deliberately made his suit shitty as well, what i am asking is would it be a quick or long fight? Vader reached 80% of Palpatine's power even with all his injuries and loses. So would it be a thrilling fight for the emperor or would he wipe the floor with his apprentice immediately? Let's say Vader reaches his fullest potential that he could reach with all his injuries, he taps deeper than ever before into the dark side or just the force itself in its entirety, i think he could still sustain himself for a little while after Uncle Palps shocks his suit, so how long and how brutal would the fight be? would it give Sidious a run for his money or would he not even break a sweat?
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>>5675 *Defeat.
>>5674 He threw him into a trash can
In "Dark Lord" Palpatine was on the opinion that Vader blocks were psychological ones, so he had go get the guy out his depression "at his own risk". In "Shadows of Empire" Vader managed to temporarily heal his own lungs and breath unaided for minutes, so yes, a Vader that truly and fully embraced the Dark Side would mop the floor with the Emperor. Remember how Jacen managed to achieve an state of unity with the Force to the point of glowing, how Krayt managed to learn Cade technique and return from the dead, so Vader who was leagues ahead of them fully immersed in the Dark Side would like a walking Force Nexus.

Stormtrooper 09/05/2021 (Sun) 00:59:40 No.5399 [Reply]
>1313 never >Underworld never it still hurts
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>>5399 I'd say a community fan project could be developed, but the mousemuunikes would probably file for a lawsuit, why can't we have nice things? I want my cyberpunk open world Coruscant Force Unleashed style Star Wars game.
>>5406 instead we got to explore shitty disney alien civilization in Fallen order.

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Stormtrooper 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:23 No.4859 [Reply]
Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out? If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy? Will Geogre buy it back?
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white slavers
george forgive us
>>5511 He won't.

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Stormtrooper 08/04/2020 (Tue) 20:23:58 No.3237 [Reply]
>they will apologize now
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>Andrology (from Ancient Greek: ἀνήρ, anēr, genitive ἀνδρός, andros, "man"; and -λογία, -logia) is the medical specialty that deals with male health. >Gynaecology or gynecology (see spelling differences) is the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive system. >Androids are masculine humanoid robots. >Gynoids are feminine humanoid robots. >Droids are robots with neither if any sexual characteristics/features. Was Lucas secretly pandering to tumblr even before the Internet came into being? I'm honestly surprised SJW transhumanists haven't made R2-D2 their symbol of nonbinary liberation while railing on the evil bigot Android patriarchy that made the term Gynoid be associated with prostitution.
>>5604 I don't think so, I guess he took An out of Android to get Droid, because it sounded cool.
>>5604 Nah. Otherwise, female and male programming in droids wouldn't be a thing in-universe.

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Stormtrooper 06/29/2021 (Tue) 15:27:20 No.4637 [Reply]
Is Satine Kryze the most glaring case of an unintentionally unsympathetic character in Lucas' Star Wars?
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>>4648 Nah, she was just a huge slut.
>>4648 Considering how corny their relationship was portrayed, yes. But again, 3D Clone Wars is gay.
Every time she appeared in a new episode it seemed like the show was building her up into a villain, but instead we are supposed to accept her as a good person who only isn't a worse politician than Padmé because she actually stuck to her retarded ideals. And then you have her sister. God, I hate Bo-Katan and Filoni's bias for female antagonists.

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