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Stormtrooper 02/09/2020 (Sun) 19:12:11 No.2523 [Reply] [Last]
Was the Death Star a good idea?
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>>5239 Since when did any SW race have a proper language system?
>>5262 Mandalorians and Sith both received proper language systems and throughout NJO the Vong used a plethora of words.
>>5264 The sith language is pretty based. Too bad the mando language is just a bunch of gross coughing and grunting noises.
>design the DS >some cheap stupid solution >got killed 7 times because of that Lemelisk had a hard life. Also... why the fuck they left the main reactor exposed? The DS2 would be incomplete, with some outer structure exposed... but so hard to envelope the main reactor first? If you gonna spring a trap... cover any potential risk. How a guy like Palpatine, who concocted such stupid plans, manager to conquer the galaxy? My take is that 20 years doing dark side shit without restriction fucks with your mind >exposed reactor composed on explodium >lamest "legion of best troops" ever, bunch of bumbling fools >put a fleet in a hammer and anvil formation with the DS and just used the DS2 superlaser to blow some blistered dick cruisers instead of using both at full to maximum effect
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>they can't pierce the walls of the main reactor if there are no walls

Force Lightning the curse Jesus Christ Emperor 08/26/2021 (Thu) 03:05:38 No.5290 [Reply]
So you're telling me if I don't get possessed by this super insane extremely perverted villainous plot that tons of people will suffer and rebellion will grow? How about I one up you deceivers and have even more tons of people condemned to death for this insolence, and have a cackle over the righteous struggle of the world's first order of militaries and assassin's. How about your stupid beast corporation conglomerate tries harder to possess me, I'd be happy to mark millions more for certain death from the most vengeful and hateful hands. I hate you rebel scum corrupter phonies . The force lightning is your king now.
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>>5290 Your meds my lord

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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How should we go about trying to justify Sifo-Dyas existence and connection to the Clone army? Was he a Jedi who foresaw the future and attempted to save the Republic in his on way? Was it just Dooku using the name of his friend as a coverup? Or did Palpatine just made up a completely false identity? He have pic related from Lucas, but I fundamentally disagree with him because I refuse to buy this whole bullshit about Sidious having three different apprentices at the same time.
>>5224 Dooku and Dyas were both jedi and best friends who were manipulated by Palpatine for his plot. Once Dyas fulfilled his part of Palpatine's plot, Palpatine had Dooku and Dyas fight each other to prove their loyalty and see who would become his new apprentice after Maul's death. Dooku won and killed his own bff.
>>5221 >No. In the EU the Kaminoans were forced to keep making clones by the Empire without further pay and under harsher conditions. Which book was that from?
>>5224 It was explained in "Darth Plagueis". The guy had force premonitions shenanigans and visions, Plagueis used him and gave the money all the while planning to use the army as his own, Palpatine carried the plan after killing Plagueis and put Dooku in charge of the operation and the disposal of Syfo Dias, also as a commitment sacrifice to the Sith (Dooku and Syfo were close friends). The guy was a dope from day 1, he was used and discarded like a condom.
>>5231 Battlefront II. And it was shortlived. They quickly converted to recruits after the Kaminoans rebelled.

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Stormtrooper 08/14/2021 (Sat) 04:18:14 No.5147 [Reply]
Some of you imps are alright. Don't go to the imperial academy tomorrow if you're on Carida.
>>5147 You won't do shit, Biggs!

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Stormtrooper 02/22/2020 (Sat) 17:14:28 No.2607 [Reply] [Last]
So the new episode of Filoni's Clone Wars cartoon came out. I implore you to watch it here rather than pay for that crap on Disney+ http://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-The-Clone-Wars-Season-7/Episode-1?id=96113&s=beta&pfail=1
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What is better: working for the Empire or being a merc with a never ending debt?
Omega has the best plot armor.
And this shit show ends... for now. Since there are no new episodes of this shit show, This is the last episode, right? I thought the previous episode was the last one I will make a new thread for the droid cartoon since the episodes were re-released.
Reminder that this is confirmed to have a S2.
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>>5148 I'm praying they will cancel it.

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Imperial /k/ommando Thread: No Lightsabers Allowed Edition Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 17:53:32 No.1504 [Reply] [Last]
Time to talk about blasters, slugthrowers, and other non-lightsaber weapons and designs. Which is the most practical, powerful or aesthetically pleasing? What would you take with you when the Day of the Rebellion comes and SHTF? Superweapons are also allowed but only the weapon, all fleet discussion goes in the ship thread.
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>>3784 The disruptor rifle from the Jedi Knight games worked like that.
>>3788 Right! Forgot about that one Now i remembered... fucking rodians!
Explain this >AT-ATs were impervious to fire on Hoth >direct turret fire (which by the size we can assume it was some turbolaser grade fire) >snowspeeder fire >armor too strong for blasters >Luke had to detonate a grenade inside one Then >rebels managed to make one fall in the ground >suddenly snowspeeder blaster fire is enough to make one fucking explode Why? Makes no fucking sense
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>>5099 Explodium is a vital component in every star wars vehicle, especially those built by the empire. It makes certain no needless waste is left over after a vehicle gets destroyed. Very environmentally friendly. Jokes aside, I did always think it looked a bit silly. I almost think it would be easier on my suspension of disbelieve if it had just exploded after falling on it's face.
>>5106 That reminded me >stormtrooper armor >designed to deal with blaster bolts and kinetic stuff >perforated by arrows launched by teddy bears with awful grips due stubby fingers and reduced size

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Ryloth Stormtrooper 08/05/2021 (Thu) 18:14:20 No.5000 [Reply]
I'm running a game of star wars saga edition and my players are going to Ryloth next session. Unfortunately I can barely find any information on what pre-filoni Ryloth was like. Do you guys know any online sources or know the information yourselves?
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I remember once reading that each color of twilek was a different race and that each one had a name. All I know is that rutian=blue skins. What are the others?
>>5040 Red ones are called lethans
>>5047 What about the others?
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>>5105 Based. Thanks trooper

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/indy/ stormtrooper 08/08/2021 (Sun) 04:12:17 No.5071 [Reply]
What if the entirety of the Indiana Jones franchise really was just one big coma dream that Han was having while frozen in carbonite?
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>>5080 yah
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>>5079 That's actually pretty hilarious if true. Although I think I remember reading a FFG guide that said that Filoni Wars was just an in-universe radio drama. Also this whole Indy being Han's dream thing starts to have merit to it when you remember that there's a bar in the Indy films called "Obi Wan" and on many of the ruins Indy goes to there's glyphs or murals of the Falcon, 3PO, R2, Chewbacca, Luke and many others. Then there's the Indy video games and novels which have even more SW references and even aliens that look like ones from Star Wars. And finally Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is even more alien centric and feels like how crazy someone's dream gets just as they're starting to wake up.
>>5086 nah
>>5083 kys
>>5091 yah

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Xim the Despot Stormtrooper 08/03/2021 (Tue) 20:48:30 No.4976 [Reply]
>That feel when one of the coolest characters in the expanded universe will never get explored as much as he deserves It just isn't fair. He doesn't even have an official depiction, pic related is just fanart. In this thread let's discuss SW's version of Alexander the Great.
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>>5053 That's actually pretty based. Imagine being a descendant of Space Alexander.
>>5056 Well, he came from a fucked up and impoverished deposed corellian royalty, no?
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>>5057 test: muunish banker
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John Williams Stormtrooper 01/11/2020 (Sat) 21:06:06 No.1756 [Reply]
What is his best SW piece in your opinion? What is the first theme you think of when you think of Star Wars? Which ones can you remember from start to finish? What is the worst one? Which is better: Separatist March, Jedi Temple March or Imperial March? Battle of Naboo, Battle of Geonosis, Battle Over Coruscant, TIE Fighter Attack, Battle of Hoth or Battle of Yavin? Duel of The Fates or Battle of the Heroes? Why is the Title Crawl theme so fucking loud?
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There's something really special in this little piece from Arrival at Naboo. I can't put my finger on it but it sounds really whimsical. I love it.
I like Padme Ruminations, the first half is something that escapes the usually "starwarish" themes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hoXNXSpmng

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