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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>>4399 >>4400 Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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Yooo, you alive or what?
One more.

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ROR 2.0 Stormtrooper 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:03:57 No.3645 [Reply]
Hey pals, I'm back. The click's ticking for me and my chances to write are measured in months, so I'm gonna be delivering the shit I promised for once.
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>inb4 you already posted that agrinium image how'd you do it again?! doth not protest, bitch nigga Agrinium is an aluminum-based alloy with notTungsten and is really good at energy absorption. Originally used for ye olde Solar Sail-era spacecrafts to make their sails more radiation resistant (same story for deep-space repair droids plated in the stuff) the agrinium market's taken a huge hit as energy shielding has stolen it's spot in starship design, it turns out that having a power-hungry battery-devouring box project a space autism circle around you is much cheaper than plating your entire ship bow to stern in agrinium, who'da fucking thunk. Agrinium's found itself a niche in the blaster market though, as the black gorilla niggers at BlasTech realized it's energy absorption capabilities make it ideal for solving the scourge of the overheating blaster barrel without having to improve any other system whatsoever. Next up is Alusteel, which actually is cool because it's a very recent (barely created before the Mandalorian Wars) material that came about as a result of the Durasteel project, essentially being a much more expensive but infinitely more capable and resilient version of durasteel. New Game+ durasteel (Alusteel) is just durasteel that's been processed a little differently and has a few more elements crammed into it. Essentially you can take the best grades of durasteel, make it a little bit denser, and make every single property at least four tiers better. It's also ten times as expensive as durasteel.
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>>3699 Now you might be thinking, "why is this dumb nigger talking about steel who the fuck care-" I mean, "why hasn't this dumb nigger brought up durasteel yet is it on purpose oh God I can't wait to read what he has to say about metal some more wooo!" And yes it is on purpose. Picture this, the Republic's metal industry is a fucking mess. There's millions of morons making construction-grade metal and weapons grade steel out the ass, any shred of supervision by a senate appointed body (like a metallurgy guild or a space EPA) has been whittled away by carefully worded and carefully paid for bills by carefully bribed senators and even chancellors suffering chronic reelection pains. This effects everything, as shipmakers are forced to either play Tionese Roulette and test every steel on the market (a task their great grandchildren MIGHT finish) before settling on a reliable grade from a reliable mill (Who could go tits up at any moment and get bought out by a Neimoidian corporation and begin making cast metal parts, I fucking hate cast metal) OR do the big brain move and make your own materials, of course you can do that until you yourself go bankrupt because the scheming Dresselian merchants who sold you vanadium at great bargain began slipping carvanium in the shipments and your products suddenly become so fucking brittle that somebody dies when they fire up the Allah-fearing engine unit suicide bomb you unwittingly made for them. Now I'm going off the deep end here but you get the idea, a fucked up and unreliable steel sector fucks over everybody else, from construction to vehicles to weapons. If you want a real world example look at China, who's fucked up industries create metal hammers that bend backwards when swung, steel bolts that twist and sag when sneezed on, and cell tower booms that fracture and collapse when you attach a twenty pound radio to and depopulate the rusty playground below it. A ferrous alloy called Bondite was the most prolific of these metals, a senate-backed charter for metal factories across the Republic to create the frames for everything from i-beams to blaster nozzles led to such a fuckup that over a dozen worlds threatened secession after the new water tower collapsed and flooded three boroughs or the nuclear water boiler's water line broke and contaminated an entire megacity's water supply and now the new generation of nikto ghetto trash are growing extra limbs. A party celebrating the efforts of an entire sector's worth of worlds gets crashed (literally) as the newly commissioned space yacht's dampeners fail along with the engine deck's bondite bulkheads, ripping the entire ship in half when the hyperdrive was engaged. Xaart, a roofer from the world of Dagary Minor swung his hammer into a bondite nail and compacted said nail into a ball of metal and compacted the back of his hand into a ball of bruised organic fleshbag appendage. Luckily the hammer he was using was also made out of bondite, and it's head flattened upon touching his hand. You get the idea. Bondite sucks, an unregulated metal industry sucks, and relying on it for a moment is going to lead to you chewing on concrete like a duracrete slug and wishing you were a mindless mollusk instead of a sapient being standing on top of some groaning bondite i-beam three hundred meters off the ground. Enter Chancellor Tol Cressa of Eriadu and his Durasteel project. Huge reforms in the Republic steel sector aside, the Durasteel Project was a big brain nigga plan to create a simple, affordable, and universal steel that could be produced anywhere in the galaxy and still be used for just about anything (while being carefully regulated by Republic officials and inspectors) was a bold move. Effectively creating a state-backed alloy industry, the Durasteel project experimented with every process and element known to the Galaxy at the time, specifically to try and replicate the properties of Zabrak Quadranium without violating their manufacture patents and offending the head-horns' autism.

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For a homie. Real nigga hours are coming back in force, you can take that to the bank and take out a loan on that capital
Up it goes

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Stormtrooper 05/08/2022 (Sun) 17:42:31 No.6038 [Reply]
ITT: Rebels who are impossible to hate
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>Shot first >Brought out from metal plate out of nowhere >Space muun I don't know man
>>6038 >Drug dealer >impossible to hate
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>>6041 It wasn't drugs, it was "spice" :), which is funny because when you hear it doesn't sound he was moving space cocaine but some space pepper or cinnamon barks

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>5947 >but part of me want to believe the lies I guess. The whole "KK is losing the civil war and Felony and Favreau are going to save star wars"? Even if that was true, the stuff that FF had done for star wars is mediocre at best or down right retarded.
>>5948 none of it matters, it's all completely pozzed. whether one strain of HIV triumphs over another is a moot point.
Are any of these star whores-focused youtubers, regardless of which side they're on, even worth shit? It appears to me you either have blatant shills on either side or you have long winded cunts who think they're hot shit at writing because they liked certain capeshit movies a bit too much and think padding their videos with near hours of nitpicking(literal nitpicking, not just "they don't like it so their complaints are nitpicking!") the already known to be shit sequels makes them intellectuals.
>>5947 go back to reddit and kill yourself faggot
>>5955 >youtubers >worth shit go back

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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droidfuckers have gone too far this time
>>6026 >We acknowledge the Gadigal, Darkinjung, Worimi and Wonnarua people, the traditional custodians of the land on which we filmed. >Always was, always will be. Oh man this is going to be bad. >Redguard >I'm just checking if its a boy or a girl >There are no girls in star wars >whores are wearing underware >repeatly cuts to kids doing faces I hate it.
>>6034 It's weird right? The last two of these were just straight up full performances, even if you can't count the yoda puppet singing "its not easy being green" as especially enticing, it was at least a full uninterrupted performance. Comparing this to the landspeeder washing one from a few years back, this new vid just seems to been embarrassed to focus on the dancers for some reason. That or the director developed adhd.

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Jedi Outcast/Jedi Academy Stormtrooper 03/06/2022 (Sun) 04:20:04 No.5954 [Reply]
I was playing Jedi Academy and noticed the booze collection behind the bar in the Rancor level is clearly a real photograph of bottles that has been mirrored. Any idea what this one says? I'm curious what drink canonically exists in the EU. Any good single player mods for Jedi Academy? Core gameplay is awesome, but I've played the same 20-something levels dozens of times now.
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>>5959 The playerbase is mostly reddit troons who always have a finger on the ban macro as soon as you start going 5-0 in 1v1s against the admin or one of their faggot clique members.
>>5970 As someone who plays it on and off. It still fun, but the playerbase has some dedicated players, and a usually chill. but there are a few questionable players who still play every day at the same time only to "troll hard" and do the expected shit talking but will really try to drive a reaction out of anyone. Even if it was mere trolling, the pure dedication to the routine suggests some sort of deeper mental illness. Like years now. Overall though, pretty chill, depending on the time of day. One or two clans do have well deserve bad rep of faggotry.
>doesn't complete t3_hevil while killing zero Nogri What's wrong with you? >>5959 >mandatory disney shit >MP only Nah.
Never trust a bartender with a bad grammar.
Speedrunners are breaking records, soon enough the world record will be under 20 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSEYWeR1bg

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Stormtrooper 03/08/2022 (Tue) 04:21:42 No.5956 [Reply]
>TFW I can't talk about Star Wars in public anymore because of Filonifags, Nu Wars shills and people who don't understand the movies.
>mfw telling people disney star wars is shit
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>>5956 >that filename >mfw there are people who still can't spell "Grievous" correctly TCW doesn't deserve nearly the amount of praise and hate it gets from either side desu, it's just a very mediocre cartoon.
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>>5960 >TCW doesn't deserve nearly the amount of praise and hate it gets from either side desu, it's just a very mediocre cartoon.
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>>5956 Count your blessings. You could find yourself swarmed by the Reylos.
>>6010 -or the Ewoks.

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Star Wars: Droids Cartoon 08/15/2021 (Sun) 03:57:20 No.5151 [Reply] [Last]
Join R2D2 and C3PO in their wacky adventures in this old 80's cartoon, each Saturday I will upload the next episode.
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Never relax in a place full of xenos.
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>a droid purging non-humans A sight for sore eyes.
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>Droids fighting droids for the amusement of xenos How perverse.
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When will the Empire stop the xeno's sinful hand?
By banning OP

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Visions Stormtrooper 07/04/2021 (Sun) 03:04:35 No.4703 [Reply] [Last]
Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you! https://archive.md/jsYrR >stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor <It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor <white girl with brown boy >art oozing with nip themes <art oozing with nip themes They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels. This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did. What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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>>5622 >fictional religion based on old japanese samurai movies is great when iterated upon by the culture that made them with minimal fag shit added in by disney. Who knew?
>>4703 0/10 should have ended with serbians beating up everyone.
>>5627 >everything from the Orient is Japanese
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Well, the toys are out, and they didn't make any for best girl.
>>5993 >those double joints Absolute cringe

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Young Reader Novels Stormtrooper 02/24/2022 (Thu) 06:22:23 No.5923 [Reply]
Are any of the books intended for young readers any good? Stuff like Galaxy of Fear, and Young Jedi Knights.
>>5923 Haven't read any, I'm still working my way thru the marvel comics.
>>5923 Never read Galaxy of Fear or Young Jedi Knights, but I can vouch for the Jedi Apprentice/ Jedi Quest series being good fun.
>>5923 Galaxy of Fear is great.

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