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Star Wars Tales of the Jedi Stormtrooper 05/29/2022 (Sun) 19:05:07 No.6093 [Reply]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9viSXP20deY Oh, shit.. is dat AHSOKA TANO??!
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>>6132 >Ahsoka was amazing since she was a little girl >all those seal's claps Disgusting.
A Dooku anthology seems appropiate knowing how utterly underdeveloped he is, but Ahsoka? She was essentially the protagonist of TCW already and is getting her very own series. Literally anyone else would have been better.
>>6149 But Dooku wasn't a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Have (((they))) made Ahsoka a dyke yet?
>>6150 I don't know about disney books/comics, but in the cartoons she is just a lonely hermit, that need a good dicking. And she is implyed dead at the end of the disney trilogy.

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Anyone got the Star Wars: The Official Figurine Collection issues by De Agostini? The mega only has issue #20.
Anyone know the best place to pirate Fallen Order from? fitgirl takes literal eons to install and codex doesn't work without fucking with the system clock
>>6119 >fitgirl takes literal eons to install Can't you wait a few eons? Because that is the one I was going to recommend.
>>6119 Why not pirate Jedi Academy instead? Won't take long and I'm sure it's better than Fallen Order.
>>6119 I donwloaded a game from here and my computer is not mining bitcoin, so I think is safe. https://repack-gam es.com/star-wars-jedi-fallen-order-free-download-v1/

>>6099 Given that the alternative was incompetant to the point it was easily overthrown by the destruction of three planets nearby each other despite having decades to rebuild, yeah Sheev did nothing wrong.
>Sheev Nope, that's Disney crap >Frank Augustus Cos Dantius Dashit Cosinga Palpatine Now... that's better, that's the good stuff >did nothing wrong But he did, his Endor trap was utterly retarded, guess 20 years snorting dark side stuff without nobody telling him to slow down fucked up his mind. At least during the Republic days he had to control the intake...
>>6102 It didn't matter if the trap worked or not, he only wanted Luke.
>>6105 >not whisked Luke away to Coruscant immediately, lock him in the Imperial Palace and then took all his sweet time to convert him >had to put some stupid show with the DS superlaser instead of using the full firepower of the imperial fleet stationed there together with the DS >even the junior navy officers facepalmed when ordered not to attack >his "entire legion of best troops" fell to some really stupid "disguise" deception and teddy bear tier tactics >they had to handwave the imperial fleet losing after DS destruction to some battle meditation BS even when they still had tactical superiority Nope. Palpatine got stupid and lazy after 20 years as emperor. Plagueis had to actually got drunk to be murdered, Palpatine got high on his own dark side farts or whatever
>>6113 The whole show of the DSII and his friends being in danger was necesary to convert him to the dark side. If he was successfull, the DSII destruction and everyone else dying would mean nothing, since having a new apprentince was more important.

Stormtrooper 05/16/2022 (Mon) 16:13:38 No.6055 [Reply]
Why is she such a slut, bros?
Because leftists really like sexualizing underage children.
>>6058 who doesn't? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>6055 Bratty Jeedai is in need of correction......!

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Stormtrooper 08/05/2021 (Thu) 00:26:53 No.4991 [Reply]
JW Rinzler, former author and compiler of many behind-the-scenes SW books has passed away. https://twitter.com/jwrinzler/status/1422966386419064832
>>4991 Did he ever release that book saying what happened when Disney took over?
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>>5387 heh, what a shame...
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Star Wars Ship Designer "Colin Cantwell" Death Cause And Net Worth Revealed https://archive.md/ygpfU F

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>>4399 >>4400 Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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Yooo, you alive or what?
One more.

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ROR 2.0 Stormtrooper 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:03:57 No.3645 [Reply]
Hey pals, I'm back. The click's ticking for me and my chances to write are measured in months, so I'm gonna be delivering the shit I promised for once.
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>inb4 you already posted that agrinium image how'd you do it again?! doth not protest, bitch nigga Agrinium is an aluminum-based alloy with notTungsten and is really good at energy absorption. Originally used for ye olde Solar Sail-era spacecrafts to make their sails more radiation resistant (same story for deep-space repair droids plated in the stuff) the agrinium market's taken a huge hit as energy shielding has stolen it's spot in starship design, it turns out that having a power-hungry battery-devouring box project a space autism circle around you is much cheaper than plating your entire ship bow to stern in agrinium, who'da fucking thunk. Agrinium's found itself a niche in the blaster market though, as the black gorilla niggers at BlasTech realized it's energy absorption capabilities make it ideal for solving the scourge of the overheating blaster barrel without having to improve any other system whatsoever. Next up is Alusteel, which actually is cool because it's a very recent (barely created before the Mandalorian Wars) material that came about as a result of the Durasteel project, essentially being a much more expensive but infinitely more capable and resilient version of durasteel. New Game+ durasteel (Alusteel) is just durasteel that's been processed a little differently and has a few more elements crammed into it. Essentially you can take the best grades of durasteel, make it a little bit denser, and make every single property at least four tiers better. It's also ten times as expensive as durasteel.
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>>3699 Now you might be thinking, "why is this dumb nigger talking about steel who the fuck care-" I mean, "why hasn't this dumb nigger brought up durasteel yet is it on purpose oh God I can't wait to read what he has to say about metal some more wooo!" And yes it is on purpose. Picture this, the Republic's metal industry is a fucking mess. There's millions of morons making construction-grade metal and weapons grade steel out the ass, any shred of supervision by a senate appointed body (like a metallurgy guild or a space EPA) has been whittled away by carefully worded and carefully paid for bills by carefully bribed senators and even chancellors suffering chronic reelection pains. This effects everything, as shipmakers are forced to either play Tionese Roulette and test every steel on the market (a task their great grandchildren MIGHT finish) before settling on a reliable grade from a reliable mill (Who could go tits up at any moment and get bought out by a Neimoidian corporation and begin making cast metal parts, I fucking hate cast metal) OR do the big brain move and make your own materials, of course you can do that until you yourself go bankrupt because the scheming Dresselian merchants who sold you vanadium at great bargain began slipping carvanium in the shipments and your products suddenly become so fucking brittle that somebody dies when they fire up the Allah-fearing engine unit suicide bomb you unwittingly made for them. Now I'm going off the deep end here but you get the idea, a fucked up and unreliable steel sector fucks over everybody else, from construction to vehicles to weapons. If you want a real world example look at China, who's fucked up industries create metal hammers that bend backwards when swung, steel bolts that twist and sag when sneezed on, and cell tower booms that fracture and collapse when you attach a twenty pound radio to and depopulate the rusty playground below it. A ferrous alloy called Bondite was the most prolific of these metals, a senate-backed charter for metal factories across the Republic to create the frames for everything from i-beams to blaster nozzles led to such a fuckup that over a dozen worlds threatened secession after the new water tower collapsed and flooded three boroughs or the nuclear water boiler's water line broke and contaminated an entire megacity's water supply and now the new generation of nikto ghetto trash are growing extra limbs. A party celebrating the efforts of an entire sector's worth of worlds gets crashed (literally) as the newly commissioned space yacht's dampeners fail along with the engine deck's bondite bulkheads, ripping the entire ship in half when the hyperdrive was engaged. Xaart, a roofer from the world of Dagary Minor swung his hammer into a bondite nail and compacted said nail into a ball of metal and compacted the back of his hand into a ball of bruised organic fleshbag appendage. Luckily the hammer he was using was also made out of bondite, and it's head flattened upon touching his hand. You get the idea. Bondite sucks, an unregulated metal industry sucks, and relying on it for a moment is going to lead to you chewing on concrete like a duracrete slug and wishing you were a mindless mollusk instead of a sapient being standing on top of some groaning bondite i-beam three hundred meters off the ground. Enter Chancellor Tol Cressa of Eriadu and his Durasteel project. Huge reforms in the Republic steel sector aside, the Durasteel Project was a big brain nigga plan to create a simple, affordable, and universal steel that could be produced anywhere in the galaxy and still be used for just about anything (while being carefully regulated by Republic officials and inspectors) was a bold move. Effectively creating a state-backed alloy industry, the Durasteel project experimented with every process and element known to the Galaxy at the time, specifically to try and replicate the properties of Zabrak Quadranium without violating their manufacture patents and offending the head-horns' autism.

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For a homie. Real nigga hours are coming back in force, you can take that to the bank and take out a loan on that capital
Up it goes

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Stormtrooper 05/08/2022 (Sun) 17:42:31 No.6038 [Reply]
ITT: Rebels who are impossible to hate
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>Shot first >Brought out from metal plate out of nowhere >Space muun I don't know man
>>6038 >Drug dealer >impossible to hate
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>>6041 It wasn't drugs, it was "spice" :), which is funny because when you hear it doesn't sound he was moving space cocaine but some space pepper or cinnamon barks

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>5947 >but part of me want to believe the lies I guess. The whole "KK is losing the civil war and Felony and Favreau are going to save star wars"? Even if that was true, the stuff that FF had done for star wars is mediocre at best or down right retarded.
>>5948 none of it matters, it's all completely pozzed. whether one strain of HIV triumphs over another is a moot point.
Are any of these star whores-focused youtubers, regardless of which side they're on, even worth shit? It appears to me you either have blatant shills on either side or you have long winded cunts who think they're hot shit at writing because they liked certain capeshit movies a bit too much and think padding their videos with near hours of nitpicking(literal nitpicking, not just "they don't like it so their complaints are nitpicking!") the already known to be shit sequels makes them intellectuals.
>>5947 go back to reddit and kill yourself faggot
>>5955 >youtubers >worth shit go back

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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droidfuckers have gone too far this time
>>6026 >We acknowledge the Gadigal, Darkinjung, Worimi and Wonnarua people, the traditional custodians of the land on which we filmed. >Always was, always will be. Oh man this is going to be bad. >Redguard >I'm just checking if its a boy or a girl >There are no girls in star wars >whores are wearing underware >repeatly cuts to kids doing faces I hate it.
>>6034 It's weird right? The last two of these were just straight up full performances, even if you can't count the yoda puppet singing "its not easy being green" as especially enticing, it was at least a full uninterrupted performance. Comparing this to the landspeeder washing one from a few years back, this new vid just seems to been embarrassed to focus on the dancers for some reason. That or the director developed adhd.

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