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Stormtrooper 02/09/2022 (Wed) 13:03:56 No.5871 [Reply]
Rest In Peace King, 62BBY-9ABY. Gone but not forgotten. We'll miss you dearly you Bulduga wearing blue fuckhead.
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>>5874 Also be ready for him to not be dead cause I think they said the bacta tank was being used, and unless they shoved a rancor in it I don’t know who else it could be.
What the fuck is wrong with his face, why does he look so bad compared to his appearance from 3D Clone Wars?
Is Cad Bane the one thing about TCW virtualy everyone, no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall, agree on liking?
>>5876 Yeah, it looks like shit. >>5877 >no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall Yes and no, not everyone watched TCW.
>even the fucking dead man and his clothes are perfectly smooth and clean What does Disney have against weathering props? Everything in Book of Bobba Fett is brand new.

Stormtrooper 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:00:12 No.4948 [Reply]
*clack* >Your turn, friend.
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>>4959 Ah there you are, Captain. There's this strange demented wroonian sitting in my chair, playing with my chess set and muttering something about tentacled whale sodomy. I need to have a word with the head of security for this.
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>>4961 "Remembering those days in the fleet, serving with the Admiral... that... was a strange day, that i can tell you..."
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>>4950 Not of fan of the bumps on his forehead.
>>4956 >>4961 >Magic whales >Whale sodomy I'll regret asking this but what the fuck did the disney canon do now?
>>5861 Ending of that Rebels cartoon, Space Alladin summon some space whales who grab nu-Thrawn with some tentacles and them jump into hyperspace. Pulling from memory

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>5798 There is a channel that talks about lightsaber combat that you might find useful, but unfortunately it's hard to find because of search engines being dog shit and normalfags spewing dog shit videos. I'm sure if you look at, for instance, the video by that Captain Fordo, you'll find it in the recommended section if you get lucky. As an aside, I really wish youtube or one of the invidious instances would implement a way to block channels that I will never fucking watch.
>>5800 *that Clone Wars video by Captain Fordo
>>5800 I'll check it out then, thanks, m8. And I agree with that sentiment about Youtube. Seems like even if you tell them not to show specific content, it'll be put in the related video area anyway.
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>>5809 Those also work. Thank you.

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>5803 On a level of 1 to 10, 10 being fucking autistic, how autistic is George?
>>5804 Hes always been fairly autistic. I say an 8/10 .

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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>>5779 Wow, this video game trailer has made me excited to play this video game. It really convinces me that the gameplay of this video game will be fun, and it tells me a lot about what playing it will be like.
>>5781 The same faggots watching from their private islands demanding everyone take muun poison while constantly turning everything to shit for no fucking reason.
>>5779 Wow they managed to completely avoid what kind of game it's going to be or even what platforms it's going to be on, almost like they don't even know yet or something. This shit could be a fucking gay dating sim on iphones for all we know.
>>5788 Quantic Dream only make walking simulators with different endings and a good dose of pozz.
>>5788 Given the focus on the drumming, I am forced to assume it is actually going to be a rhythm game.

I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4283 You can try gmod. Also try looking for mods of the games that already hve Naboo content.
>>4404 This is will be most painful
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>>4283 >buy an old Xbox Cringe, just find a good emulator to work on Loonix. >Win10 Blue pilled, stop using shitty spyware operating systems. At least make the glowniggers work a little harder to collect your data. >>4291 BF2's Naboo is pretty fun, to bad your guaranteed to always lose depending on which side of the map you start off on because of that one corner of death where all the AI just goes full retard mode.... even more so than usually.
>>5717 W10 is spyware. They stole one of my armor designs and reworked it into the Halo Infinite MK VII armor.
>>4404 >galactic battlegrounds Most EAW mods like Fall of the republic and Republic at war just copy pasted most of the unit dialog from it. The ships use voice lines from the Republic Air cruiser unit. Corey needs to get rid of that faggot who voiced the rebel star destroyer carrier. Actual meme cringe voice acting.

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Stormtrooper 11/17/2021 (Wed) 15:06:57 No.5720 [Reply]
You ever just chilling with your Mandos. When suddenly this Mando just Barges in. Its like, Mando please, Mando Please.
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>>5720 Get out and chill with the real mandos.
>>5723 this.
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>>5723 Alright.
>>5736 The guy making that fanfilm should have thought about weathering boba's armor. looks fake af.
>>5740 >weathering boba's armor It needs to be a little different from the original to give less shekels to Lucas.

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2021 (Fri) 14:39:31 No.5737 [Reply]
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>>5737 >Can't play old games in windows to save his life >Aim assist >Looks like he is using a fucking controller instead of a Kb/M >He doesn't know that the death star plans were stolen a bunch of times, by different people >Hates the CGI, makes a joke against the prequels, later he says that the CGI is good. >Calls the TIE Bomber a TIE fighter >The levels feel/are too big He needs to git gud. He bitches a lot about Dark Forces II, the level that I disliked the most was the first two levels, but the rest were fine, as far as I can remember. LucasArts Dark forces series was a first for everything, 2D in the first game and later 3D on the second, its a shame that they didn't push the Jedi and Sith engine more. Comparing DFII against Jedi Outcast is just not fair. DFII was released 2 years after DFI and JO was released 4 years after MS by Raven Software, the devs had years of FPS under their belt. Playing thru the series I didn't have much trouble going thru DFI since it was a Doom game, the jump to DFII in 3D wasn't that rough, since I already played that game I went with Hard and let me tell you is punishing, you need to find the secrets to get extra ammo/shields/items to push all the level The force protection is broken thought.. The jump to Jedi Outcast felt weird, the whole movement felt floaty and aiming was awkward, I needed more time to get used to everything, specially the force powers. In Jedi Academy everything felt just right, the best of the series. All in all it was a great ride and all the games should be played. The guy is an idiot for wanting more Kyle Katarn, if Disney adds him to the nuCanon or make a Jedi Academy II, they would ruin him and the series. There is 30 years of star wars content, he should read/play that instead.
Yeah pretty hypocrit but still funny to watch.

Vader vs Sidious. Stormtrooper 10/26/2021 (Tue) 16:09:49 No.5670 [Reply]
Now we all know Vader couldn't win after his injuries, so i have no delusions that he has a fighting chance, at least directly, a fully intact Vader/Anakin? Yeah definitely he would obliterate Sheev, but the Vader we got? No, especially since Palpi deliberately made his suit shitty as well, what i am asking is would it be a quick or long fight? Vader reached 80% of Palpatine's power even with all his injuries and loses. So would it be a thrilling fight for the emperor or would he wipe the floor with his apprentice immediately? Let's say Vader reaches his fullest potential that he could reach with all his injuries, he taps deeper than ever before into the dark side or just the force itself in its entirety, i think he could still sustain himself for a little while after Uncle Palps shocks his suit, so how long and how brutal would the fight be? would it give Sidious a run for his money or would he not even break a sweat?
>>5670 Vader defeated sidious. By chugging him down a tube.
>>5674 I said he couldn't defeated Sidious "directly" he did that while he was distracted.
>>5675 *Defeat.
>>5674 He threw him into a trash can
In "Dark Lord" Palpatine was on the opinion that Vader blocks were psychological ones, so he had go get the guy out his depression "at his own risk". In "Shadows of Empire" Vader managed to temporarily heal his own lungs and breath unaided for minutes, so yes, a Vader that truly and fully embraced the Dark Side would mop the floor with the Emperor. Remember how Jacen managed to achieve an state of unity with the Force to the point of glowing, how Krayt managed to learn Cade technique and return from the dead, so Vader who was leagues ahead of them fully immersed in the Dark Side would like a walking Force Nexus.

Stormtrooper 09/05/2021 (Sun) 00:59:40 No.5399 [Reply]
>1313 never >Underworld never it still hurts
>the bowels of Coruscant >will never explore the surface and see ancient coruscanti artifacts and architecture Sad!
>>5399 So much potential squandered by managing incompetence from LucasArts and later Disney.
>>5399 I'd say a community fan project could be developed, but the mousemuunikes would probably file for a lawsuit, why can't we have nice things? I want my cyberpunk open world Coruscant Force Unleashed style Star Wars game.
>>5406 instead we got to explore shitty disney alien civilization in Fallen order.
>>5678 >BUH MUH GRAYPHICS!

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