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Visions Stormtrooper 07/04/2021 (Sun) 03:04:35 No.4703 [Reply] [Last]
Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you! https://archive.md/jsYrR >stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor <It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor <white girl with brown boy >art oozing with nip themes <art oozing with nip themes They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels. This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did. What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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>>5619 >Main villain has green hair >those tickets To hell to the lightsaber fights, give me the idol shit!
I can only say this series was completely overshadowed by the release of Deltarune Chapter 2. Shit timing, Disney.
>>5622 >fictional religion based on old japanese samurai movies is great when iterated upon by the culture that made them with minimal fag shit added in by disney. Who knew?
>>4703 0/10 should have ended with serbians beating up everyone.

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/sw/ Comm channel Broadcasting System Stormtrooper 10/06/2021 (Wed) 17:13:28 No.5616 [Reply]
>>>/meta/15187 Cafe has an Internet Radio now, I was wondering if we can come up with a radio show or METOSP to broadcast some stuff like music, radio dramas or audiobooks.

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Stormtrooper 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:23 No.4859 [Reply]
Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out? If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy? Will Geogre buy it back?
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>>5077 Even they die, anon.
>>5082 "All things die, Anakin Skywalker..."
white slavers
george forgive us
>>5511 He won't.

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Stormtrooper 08/04/2020 (Tue) 20:23:58 No.3237 [Reply]
>they will apologize now
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>>5521 She really does. That quote couldn't sound more Trump-like if you tried.
>>3384 In fact it's a requirement to work in pedowood.
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>Andrology (from Ancient Greek: ἀνήρ, anēr, genitive ἀνδρός, andros, "man"; and -λογία, -logia) is the medical specialty that deals with male health. >Gynaecology or gynecology (see spelling differences) is the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive system. >Androids are masculine humanoid robots. >Gynoids are feminine humanoid robots. >Droids are robots with neither if any sexual characteristics/features. Was Lucas secretly pandering to tumblr even before the Internet came into being? I'm honestly surprised SJW transhumanists haven't made R2-D2 their symbol of nonbinary liberation while railing on the evil bigot Android patriarchy that made the term Gynoid be associated with prostitution.
>>5604 I don't think so, I guess he took An out of Android to get Droid, because it sounded cool.
>>5604 Nah. Otherwise, female and male programming in droids wouldn't be a thing in-universe.

Darth Vader Stormtrooper 10/01/2021 (Fri) 11:14:26 No.5594 [Reply]
Let this be the thread about the face and soul of SW.
You got that right.
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>>5598 Actually that Vader illustration on the left is quite nice.
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>>5598 Darth Vader? I barely know her!

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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>>5377 While I love the EU too, its not exactly hard to write something that's better than Disney's Star Wars scribbles. Even a monkey with a typewriter could do better than them.
Do the shoopers yet live?
>>5376 Really? I remember there being more like the squid lady getting killed. And werent these in color?
>>5390 >I remember there being more like the squid lady getting killed. I don't remember a squid lady getting killed, but I haven't read all the old marvel comics. >And werent these in color? Yes, there are in color or in B&W.
I have a great need for the concept art of the star wars barbie dolls. I have only manage to find this ones, but I'm still missing the R2D2, Vader and Lea ones.

Stormtrooper 09/22/2021 (Wed) 22:31:49 No.5530 [Reply]
thos is not the niggers you is looking for
sheeeeeeeeeeit

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Stormtrooper 06/29/2021 (Tue) 15:27:20 No.4637 [Reply]
Is Satine Kryze the most glaring case of an unintentionally unsympathetic character in Lucas' Star Wars?
Too be fair i tend to ignore that Clone Wars 3D cartoon, even if it was shat by Lucas himself. It just contradict too much the rest of the whole continuity, up to the movies themselves.
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>>4637 Do you think her "nephew" is actually the kid she had with Obi-Wan?
>>4648 Nah, she was just a huge slut.
>>4648 Considering how corny their relationship was portrayed, yes. But again, 3D Clone Wars is gay.
Every time she appeared in a new episode it seemed like the show was building her up into a villain, but instead we are supposed to accept her as a good person who only isn't a worse politician than Padmé because she actually stuck to her retarded ideals. And then you have her sister. God, I hate Bo-Katan and Filoni's bias for female antagonists.

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2020 (Thu) 19:04:43 No.3770 [Reply]
So how much do things suck today troopers?
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>>3800 What? The ones on the Tantive and Tatooine (except Mos Eisley) were competent, as well as some on the Death Star. And the ones on Hoth were destructive as fuck. The ones on Endor were a joke though.
>>3800 Going to echo >>3802 on this one - Stormtroopers weren't portrayed as incompetent until Endor. They completely wrecked the security team onboard the Tantive IV and annihilated the Rebels on Hoth. Their famed inability to aim comes from so-called "fans" not paying attention during ANH - everyone seems to have missed Tarkin's line establishing that the Stormtroopers were missing on purpose in order to allow the Falcon to escape the Death Star.
>>3805 Already in Bespin they were incompetent. They allowed the rebels to escape. There wasn't an order to allow them to escape like the DS. Vader demanded the prisoners to be sent to Executor, Calrissian betrayed him and the stormtroopers couldn't stop 3 people from escaping. Vader had to have people to deactivate the Falcon hyperdrive just in case to have any chance of recapturing then >Endor Endor alone would be the only example needed. It was a critical target, the very shield generator that protected the DS were the Emperor himself was stationed. They had the superior numbers and a defensive position. There was no way they could that disaster to happen. Even more "an entire legion of my best troops" as Palpatine had claimed.
>>3786 Well, WEG did autistically named almost everything in the star wars universe.

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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>>5001 >no pantsu
>>4310 Not the live show, but they've made a followup VOD based on the holiday special. Here it is. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=1Pd4vj_Ck_g "Relevant" timestamps are: 4:09(Carwashing blonde lady), 23:35(female jedi), 27:21(slave leia), 31:45(female boba fett), 34:50(Vodka ad parody starring rebel scum), 56:50(Twileks),1:04:40(Stormtroopers.)
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>>5486 An attempt was made I guess, but the commercial were good. >Not the live show >mfw full footage
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>>5486 >dancing stormtroopers >pretty good >they take off their helmets and continue to dance ITS SHIT!

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