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ITT: Scenes only you can remember Stormtrooper 04/06/2023 (Thu) 21:22:19 No.6585 [Reply]
>"Who's the more autistic? The Autist or the autist who follows him?"
The autist who enjoys yidsney.

A new hope on repeat Hans score 200,000+ 08/29/2021 (Sun) 00:52:46 No.5315 [Reply]
We're gonna need to create another galactic panic to cover up what extreme measures are required to start this episode all over again before it gets out of control. The news is going to get crazy again! I can't wait to have my mind blown by this political roller coaster. Lots of people are going to go broke, hopefully even record numbers. The empires got some super extreme tormenting to get on with to teach the republic yet another lesson. Such hard work these rebels demand. Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
>>5315 >Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
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>>5315 Imperial pls

Roger roger Stormtrooper 03/06/2023 (Mon) 14:51:31 No.6556 [Reply]
Post in this thread, roger'd.
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Oh no, I've been roger'd
>>6565 How does one go about not getting roger'd?
>>6568 Be the Roger Doger!

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>2730 This >>5718 Last I checked the CIS army was mostly comprised of cheap mass produced droids and them some voluntary planetary forces and some mercs too where's the Republics main army is comprised of indoctrinated child slave soldiers born in test tubes and given high doses of THD in order to make them 'grow' faster. The very fact that the Republic could conceive and rationalize such a concept clearly indicates that they're objectively evil and only further justifies clause for independence of which they were denied because 'reasons'. Not surprising of course, as though imperialists need reasons to torment their occupied victims.
>>5054 >Blah blah blah blah Shut up space commie
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/ani/ Stormtrooper 06/15/2022 (Wed) 00:32:52 No.6166 [Reply]
A thread for the TRUE star of Star Wars, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.
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Before the grand Sith-storm: Jedi order sweeps galaxy for Force-sensitives, who mostly end up not reproducing. It drives the whole “light side (except-there’s-only-Force) / Dark Side” tug-o-war. The nu-Sith edgelords actually worth a damn tend to be their students turned to “heresy”. The last (but not least: remember those “voices screaming in unison”? It reflects in the Force!) problem: the greatest organization of Force users is a bunch of arrogant, self-righteous mind controlling assassins… which probably affected the common attitudes toward them and Force users in general. The second greatest group of visible Force users are mostly ranting bloodthirsty lunatics. The likes of Revan don’t pop up in every other generation, after all. After Anakin’s misadventures: The Jedi order is destroyed. The surviving Jedi are those who managed to blend in, they remember and can teach techniques, but cannot possibly see the traditional Jedi hubris as desirable or even sane. Most “Sith” emo-butchers are destroyed as well. The most famous and respected Force user (and also Anakin’s descendant) now (after facing both “certain point of view” and Palpatine) without a good reason won’t trust followers of either tradition any farther than he can throw one. So… is there a reason to think Anakin did not fulfill his supposed destiny of “restoring balance of the Force” mostly right (if not perfectly)?
>>6538 I always felt it worked even when Luke's new order was reasonably sized, since it openly rejected a lot of the traditions that were traditions for their own sake and forced a lot to be learned from scratch.

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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply] [Last]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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>>6541 Lol, nice. She's an Endorian?
>Tfw always had a thing for muslim women

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Imperial /k/ommando Thread: No Lightsabers Allowed Edition Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 17:53:32 No.1504 [Reply] [Last]
Time to talk about blasters, slugthrowers, and other non-lightsaber weapons and designs. Which is the most practical, powerful or aesthetically pleasing? What would you take with you when the Day of the Rebellion comes and SHTF? Superweapons are also allowed but only the weapon, all fleet discussion goes in the ship thread.
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>>5116 >designed to deal with blaster bolts Common pistols/carbines are one thing, but… We have seen a single hit from high-powered blasters (like Han’s “Imma outlaw on the run, no time to shoot you twice” piece or Leia’s holdout) even to chest plate result in a mission kill (though not confirmed fatality). > and kinetic stuff Shrapnel from blasters hitting anything solid seems the most common type of “deadly projectiles” in SW, so yes. Slugthrower projectiles presumably are comparable, though not omnipresent. Add to that NBC and electronics. But all this adds weight. Which is why… >perforated by arrows launched by teddy bears Again, vulnerable spots. These suits don’t include overlapping solid protection on all sides. Wasn’t one stormtrooper dropped by blaster shrapnel to the rear of neck joint (when Leia hit a wall behind him)? So the plate (white parts) may well resist anything short of high-powered blasters or sledgehammer grade impacts to the head. The joints (black parts) are much weaker.
>>6399 I wish I'd thought to train that voice AI on Ian's videos, and had "him" read out that commentary.
>>6537 Well if anyone did, that stray "yards" would need to be replaced by a proper "meters". Glad someone liked it though.

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Stormtrooper 01/26/2023 (Thu) 18:48:51 No.6527 [Reply]
What was Nu-Maul's plan?
I was about to make a top surgery joke, but there's no way yidsney will ever let a pedophiletranny be a villain.
To become a third power in the Clone War to his own ends and kill Sidious.
Be a kingpin?
something..something... revenge

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Stormtrooper 01/04/2023 (Wed) 11:52:00 No.6502 [Reply]
What's his tax policy?
A mixture of off hand rulling to nationalization and confiscation of assets >There were also certain increases in the state control and centralization of economic procedures. This included the nationalization of commercial enterprises like the Trade Federation, the Techno Union, the Commerce Guild, the Corporate Alliance, the Hyper-Communications Cartel, and other commerce within the Empire. In addition, one of the first actions of the Empire was, upon nominating Gahg to Minister of Finance, to completely annex the seized holdings of various defeated Separatist worlds, which had been nearly completed a few months later.[8] The InterGalactic Banking Clan managed to avoid the fate of its co-conspirators and wasn't completely shut down, though the Empire exerted a considerable degree of control over it. The Empire would also go on to nationalize the Fondor Shipyards around the time of the Battle of Yavin. This was due to complications involving the construction of the Star Dreadnought Executor, though the Fondor Guild of Starshipwrights would remain in place to oversee the project.[9] >The Empire continued to nationalize some corporate entities, but such actions were primarily reserved for those companies which were part of or supported the Confederacy of Independent Systems, and later those which favored and aided the Rebellion. The Empire did assume direct control over some of the spoils of war from the Separatists, but most of the assets were actually given over to loyalist companies such as Kuat Drive Yards, Sienar Systems, TaggeCo., and Merr-Sonn.[10][7] Unless they acted in opposition to its interests, the Empire largely left loyal companies alone and even expanded the territory of the Corporate Sector Authority to encompass 30,000 star systems.[11]
>>6503 So most of time it was left to planetary/sector level to decide the tax policies >Palpatine deployed one Moff in each sector. These officers were supposed to efficiently govern individual sectors and regions of the Empire. Though Imperial governors and Moffs were dispatched to oversee many of the planets and sectors of the galaxy, they largely maintained a policy of non-interference with respect to local politics.[6] The vast majority of the planets within the Empire maintained their own sovereign governments and everyday life for an average citizen was not very different from the days of the Old Republic, especially for those who strongly supported the New Order. However, if the Empire desired to obtain resources from a particular planet it would not hesitate to take it by force. Planets which had their governments entirely supplanted by an Imperial governor were usually Non-Human or those who supported the Rebellion.[7][5] Additionally, the planets located between the least restrictive areas of the galaxy, the Core Worlds and Outer Rim territories, bore the brunt of Imperial authority and scrutiny.[6] Overall, less than one in 80 planets experienced some sort of modification to their local governmental procedures or had members of a ruling body removed from office to better conform to the will of the Empire.[6] Other planets which were discontent with Imperial rule were kept in line with the Tarkin Doctrine of "rule by fear of force rather than force itself" although if the threat alone failed then actual naked force would certainly be used. Palpatine was consistently depicted as a off hands ruler.
To tax the muunikes. That's why (((The Rebellion))) conscripted young white men to die protecting (((their))) tax heavens.
>>6528 So what you're telling us is that Life imitates Art?

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Andor Stormtrooper 09/21/2022 (Wed) 16:19:28 No.6370 [Reply] [Last]
Are you exited to see a beaner in star wars talking with a shitty accent all the fucking time? Because I don't. Lets start by copying blade runner and adding whore windows! But don't show any of the goods, this is still disney plus after all.
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>>6495 Lol. Yidsney, pls.
>>6495 >watching yidsney shit Did you wife's boyfriend kick you out of the bedroom and you just needed something to drown out the noise?
>>6495 I haven't watched it all, but so far its been awful.

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