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Stormtrooper 05/16/2022 (Mon) 16:13:38 No.6055 [Reply]
Why is she such a slut, bros?
Because leftists really like sexualizing underage children.
>>6058 who doesn't? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>6055 Bratty Jeedai is in need of correction......!

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Stormtrooper 08/05/2021 (Thu) 00:26:53 No.4991 [Reply]
JW Rinzler, former author and compiler of many behind-the-scenes SW books has passed away. https://twitter.com/jwrinzler/status/1422966386419064832
>>4991 Did he ever release that book saying what happened when Disney took over?
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>>5387 heh, what a shame...
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Star Wars Ship Designer "Colin Cantwell" Death Cause And Net Worth Revealed https://archive.md/ygpfU F

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Star Wars is gay Stormtrooper 03/28/2022 (Mon) 04:19:09 No.5990 [Reply]
It's totally for faggots.
Don't forget about the tuskens and dykes.
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Are you sure?
Nu Wars certainly is. The worst thing about this mess is having the real movies get lumped in with mouse cancer.
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>>6002 Well, we can just ignore, just like Lucas did with the EU for decades, we can do the same with Nu-SW.
>>6005 >just like Lucas did Lucas was apart of the EU faggot

Stormtrooper 05/05/2022 (Thu) 13:42:18 No.6027 [Reply]
What is the point of this character?
to be the anti-Yoda. I remember that orange thing got lots of screen-time, and even though I usually have a great attention span, I tuned it out and let my mind wander.
>>6027 Fit in the SW tradition of annoying midget critter? Like ughnauts and ewoks? Add to that to a "not-Yoda"
>>6027 Orange-Yoda.
Female Yoda. But they never bothered to have it teach anything because Mary Sue was already perfect and the most powerful force user ever.
Orange prune pussy.

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>>4399 >>4400 Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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Yooo, you alive or what?
One more.

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ROR 2.0 Stormtrooper 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:03:57 No.3645 [Reply]
Hey pals, I'm back. The click's ticking for me and my chances to write are measured in months, so I'm gonna be delivering the shit I promised for once.
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>inb4 you already posted that agrinium image how'd you do it again?! doth not protest, bitch nigga Agrinium is an aluminum-based alloy with notTungsten and is really good at energy absorption. Originally used for ye olde Solar Sail-era spacecrafts to make their sails more radiation resistant (same story for deep-space repair droids plated in the stuff) the agrinium market's taken a huge hit as energy shielding has stolen it's spot in starship design, it turns out that having a power-hungry battery-devouring box project a space autism circle around you is much cheaper than plating your entire ship bow to stern in agrinium, who'da fucking thunk. Agrinium's found itself a niche in the blaster market though, as the black gorilla niggers at BlasTech realized it's energy absorption capabilities make it ideal for solving the scourge of the overheating blaster barrel without having to improve any other system whatsoever. Next up is Alusteel, which actually is cool because it's a very recent (barely created before the Mandalorian Wars) material that came about as a result of the Durasteel project, essentially being a much more expensive but infinitely more capable and resilient version of durasteel. New Game+ durasteel (Alusteel) is just durasteel that's been processed a little differently and has a few more elements crammed into it. Essentially you can take the best grades of durasteel, make it a little bit denser, and make every single property at least four tiers better. It's also ten times as expensive as durasteel.
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>>3699 Now you might be thinking, "why is this dumb nigger talking about steel who the fuck care-" I mean, "why hasn't this dumb nigger brought up durasteel yet is it on purpose oh God I can't wait to read what he has to say about metal some more wooo!" And yes it is on purpose. Picture this, the Republic's metal industry is a fucking mess. There's millions of morons making construction-grade metal and weapons grade steel out the ass, any shred of supervision by a senate appointed body (like a metallurgy guild or a space EPA) has been whittled away by carefully worded and carefully paid for bills by carefully bribed senators and even chancellors suffering chronic reelection pains. This effects everything, as shipmakers are forced to either play Tionese Roulette and test every steel on the market (a task their great grandchildren MIGHT finish) before settling on a reliable grade from a reliable mill (Who could go tits up at any moment and get bought out by a Neimoidian corporation and begin making cast metal parts, I fucking hate cast metal) OR do the big brain move and make your own materials, of course you can do that until you yourself go bankrupt because the scheming Dresselian merchants who sold you vanadium at great bargain began slipping carvanium in the shipments and your products suddenly become so fucking brittle that somebody dies when they fire up the Allah-fearing engine unit suicide bomb you unwittingly made for them. Now I'm going off the deep end here but you get the idea, a fucked up and unreliable steel sector fucks over everybody else, from construction to vehicles to weapons. If you want a real world example look at China, who's fucked up industries create metal hammers that bend backwards when swung, steel bolts that twist and sag when sneezed on, and cell tower booms that fracture and collapse when you attach a twenty pound radio to and depopulate the rusty playground below it. A ferrous alloy called Bondite was the most prolific of these metals, a senate-backed charter for metal factories across the Republic to create the frames for everything from i-beams to blaster nozzles led to such a fuckup that over a dozen worlds threatened secession after the new water tower collapsed and flooded three boroughs or the nuclear water boiler's water line broke and contaminated an entire megacity's water supply and now the new generation of nikto ghetto trash are growing extra limbs. A party celebrating the efforts of an entire sector's worth of worlds gets crashed (literally) as the newly commissioned space yacht's dampeners fail along with the engine deck's bondite bulkheads, ripping the entire ship in half when the hyperdrive was engaged. Xaart, a roofer from the world of Dagary Minor swung his hammer into a bondite nail and compacted said nail into a ball of metal and compacted the back of his hand into a ball of bruised organic fleshbag appendage. Luckily the hammer he was using was also made out of bondite, and it's head flattened upon touching his hand. You get the idea. Bondite sucks, an unregulated metal industry sucks, and relying on it for a moment is going to lead to you chewing on concrete like a duracrete slug and wishing you were a mindless mollusk instead of a sapient being standing on top of some groaning bondite i-beam three hundred meters off the ground. Enter Chancellor Tol Cressa of Eriadu and his Durasteel project. Huge reforms in the Republic steel sector aside, the Durasteel Project was a big brain nigga plan to create a simple, affordable, and universal steel that could be produced anywhere in the galaxy and still be used for just about anything (while being carefully regulated by Republic officials and inspectors) was a bold move. Effectively creating a state-backed alloy industry, the Durasteel project experimented with every process and element known to the Galaxy at the time, specifically to try and replicate the properties of Zabrak Quadranium without violating their manufacture patents and offending the head-horns' autism.

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For a homie. Real nigga hours are coming back in force, you can take that to the bank and take out a loan on that capital
Up it goes

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Separatist Canon: Writefaggotry Thread Stormtrooper 04/08/2020 (Wed) 07:58:23 No.2828 [Reply]
Welcome to the Sep Canon writefaggotry thread, here is where writers can go to contribute to the continuation to the old Expanded Universe. You can write, share, and check continuity in this thread. >What is Separatist Canon? Separatist Canon is an attempt by anons of this board to continue the Expanded Universe that was unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) aborted by (((Disney))). As the torch has been handed to us as fans, we must abide by the the rules that the likes of Zahn, Luceno, Stover, and Reeves used to keep Star Wars alive during it's lull between the OT and PT. Thus we must establish ground rules so that we can hold ourselves to our predecessor's standards of quality. >Rule 1 - Don't contradict G-canon. The Saga is the base of this entire enterprise, and it is ultimately at the heart of everything we do. >Rule 2 - Work together to connect our stories together and keep our facts straight. The main strength of the Expanded Universe was its inter-connectivity and the collaboration behind many of it's writers to not just write stories but expand on the vision of a galaxy far, far away that George Lucas envisioned for us on the silver screen. Obscure references, loose ends, and the occasional retcon make our stories better and close to what was published before the Dark Times. >Rule 3 - No Disneyshit allowed. The very idea behind Separatist Canon is that we reject everything Disney has done to Star Wars, and what other people like Dave Filoni have done to the timeline. Therefore TCW (the 2008 series), all of it's tie-in material, and anything Disney has published since the buyout (yes this includes Tarkin and Marvel 108).
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>>3864 >Ah the Sun Guard, one of my favorit "mercenary" militia faction in all of SW, sad that there isnt a lot of stuff for them. The Sun Guard and Jensaari deserved more love tbh
>>3862 I'd love to hear about them. No sense in making something if you don't share it, right?
Just a tidbit. The Zann Consortium advances their research with Ysalimary and develops a form of special forces. Each trooper is equipped with a fully enclosed set of body armor, armored nutrient harness with accompanying ysalimari and a personal stealth field generator. En masse these troops create a large force neutral zone and are a dangerous threat to any force sensitive individual and many other opposing forces. They are also equipped with personal shields instead of stealth and assigned to heavily populated areas such as spaceports in order to prevent subversive assets such as Jedi from infiltrating their areas of operation.
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Stormtrooper 05/08/2022 (Sun) 17:42:31 No.6038 [Reply]
ITT: Rebels who are impossible to hate
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>Shot first >Brought out from metal plate out of nowhere >Space muun I don't know man
>>6038 >Drug dealer >impossible to hate
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>>6041 It wasn't drugs, it was "spice" :), which is funny because when you hear it doesn't sound he was moving space cocaine but some space pepper or cinnamon barks

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>5947 >but part of me want to believe the lies I guess. The whole "KK is losing the civil war and Felony and Favreau are going to save star wars"? Even if that was true, the stuff that FF had done for star wars is mediocre at best or down right retarded.
>>5948 none of it matters, it's all completely pozzed. whether one strain of HIV triumphs over another is a moot point.
Are any of these star whores-focused youtubers, regardless of which side they're on, even worth shit? It appears to me you either have blatant shills on either side or you have long winded cunts who think they're hot shit at writing because they liked certain capeshit movies a bit too much and think padding their videos with near hours of nitpicking(literal nitpicking, not just "they don't like it so their complaints are nitpicking!") the already known to be shit sequels makes them intellectuals.
>>5947 go back to reddit and kill yourself faggot
>>5955 >youtubers >worth shit go back

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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droidfuckers have gone too far this time
>>6026 >We acknowledge the Gadigal, Darkinjung, Worimi and Wonnarua people, the traditional custodians of the land on which we filmed. >Always was, always will be. Oh man this is going to be bad. >Redguard >I'm just checking if its a boy or a girl >There are no girls in star wars >whores are wearing underware >repeatly cuts to kids doing faces I hate it.
>>6034 It's weird right? The last two of these were just straight up full performances, even if you can't count the yoda puppet singing "its not easy being green" as especially enticing, it was at least a full uninterrupted performance. Comparing this to the landspeeder washing one from a few years back, this new vid just seems to been embarrassed to focus on the dancers for some reason. That or the director developed adhd.

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