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Stormtrooper 08/31/2021 (Tue) 04:58:37 No.5337 [Reply]
Young Skywalker, we meet at last. I have been waiting a long time for this moment to finally see you face to face. This is the first Jedi Darth Vader has ever brought into this newly constructed Death Star. And I brought you here to I form you that I have personally requested the Death Star to be constructed. And that this is my favorite place, inside this death star. And I am so glad you made it here to see me, in my pride and joy space station, which I totally am glad is being constructed.
I'm afraid I would be so unhappy if you decided to leave me alone young Jedi. I hope you stay a while, make yourself at home. As a matter of fact, young Skywalker, I would love it if you tried to murder me slowly, right here. Please, walk up these stairs and murder me, it's what I really want.
>>5337 >>5338 What the Hell are you doing?
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>>5337 ???

A new hope on repeat Hans score 200,000+ 08/29/2021 (Sun) 00:52:46 No.5315 [Reply]
We're gonna need to create another galactic panic to cover up what extreme measures are required to start this episode all over again before it gets out of control. The news is going to get crazy again! I can't wait to have my mind blown by this political roller coaster. Lots of people are going to go broke, hopefully even record numbers. The empires got some super extreme tormenting to get on with to teach the republic yet another lesson. Such hard work these rebels demand. Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
>>5315 >Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
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>>5315 Imperial pls

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Stormtrooper 02/09/2020 (Sun) 19:12:11 No.2523 [Reply] [Last]
Was the Death Star a good idea?
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>>5239 Since when did any SW race have a proper language system?
>>5262 Mandalorians and Sith both received proper language systems and throughout NJO the Vong used a plethora of words.
>>5264 The sith language is pretty based. Too bad the mando language is just a bunch of gross coughing and grunting noises.
>design the DS >some cheap stupid solution >got killed 7 times because of that Lemelisk had a hard life. Also... why the fuck they left the main reactor exposed? The DS2 would be incomplete, with some outer structure exposed... but so hard to envelope the main reactor first? If you gonna spring a trap... cover any potential risk. How a guy like Palpatine, who concocted such stupid plans, manager to conquer the galaxy? My take is that 20 years doing dark side shit without restriction fucks with your mind >exposed reactor composed on explodium >lamest "legion of best troops" ever, bunch of bumbling fools >put a fleet in a hammer and anvil formation with the DS and just used the DS2 superlaser to blow some blistered dick cruisers instead of using both at full to maximum effect
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>they can't pierce the walls of the main reactor if there are no walls

Force Lightning the curse Jesus Christ Emperor 08/26/2021 (Thu) 03:05:38 No.5290 [Reply]
So you're telling me if I don't get possessed by this super insane extremely perverted villainous plot that tons of people will suffer and rebellion will grow? How about I one up you deceivers and have even more tons of people condemned to death for this insolence, and have a cackle over the righteous struggle of the world's first order of militaries and assassin's. How about your stupid beast corporation conglomerate tries harder to possess me, I'd be happy to mark millions more for certain death from the most vengeful and hateful hands. I hate you rebel scum corrupter phonies . The force lightning is your king now.
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>>5290 Your meds my lord

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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How should we go about trying to justify Sifo-Dyas existence and connection to the Clone army? Was he a Jedi who foresaw the future and attempted to save the Republic in his on way? Was it just Dooku using the name of his friend as a coverup? Or did Palpatine just made up a completely false identity? He have pic related from Lucas, but I fundamentally disagree with him because I refuse to buy this whole bullshit about Sidious having three different apprentices at the same time.
>>5224 Dooku and Dyas were both jedi and best friends who were manipulated by Palpatine for his plot. Once Dyas fulfilled his part of Palpatine's plot, Palpatine had Dooku and Dyas fight each other to prove their loyalty and see who would become his new apprentice after Maul's death. Dooku won and killed his own bff.
>>5221 >No. In the EU the Kaminoans were forced to keep making clones by the Empire without further pay and under harsher conditions. Which book was that from?
>>5224 It was explained in "Darth Plagueis". The guy had force premonitions shenanigans and visions, Plagueis used him and gave the money all the while planning to use the army as his own, Palpatine carried the plan after killing Plagueis and put Dooku in charge of the operation and the disposal of Syfo Dias, also as a commitment sacrifice to the Sith (Dooku and Syfo were close friends). The guy was a dope from day 1, he was used and discarded like a condom.
>>5231 Battlefront II. And it was shortlived. They quickly converted to recruits after the Kaminoans rebelled.

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Visions Stormtrooper 07/04/2021 (Sun) 03:04:35 No.4703 [Reply]
Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you! https://archive.md/jsYrR >stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor <It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor <white girl with brown boy >art oozing with nip themes <art oozing with nip themes They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels. This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did. What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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>>5183 >they're keeping the retarded stopping blaster bolts midflight with the force shit And of course there's yet another fucking nigger with nappy hair in it. You can just tell (((Disney))) is keeping a tight grip on the reins to make sure the nips don't do anything "problematic" and the only reason they're having this made this is because animu and manga are BTFOing (((western media))) right now. >>5184 >literally says jedi in engrish >translates it to 'great warrior' Top notch work there, retards.
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>>5183 >>5184 >that fucking ratio on youtube My god I hate goyim cattle.
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>>5198 >that fucking ratio on youtube Disappointment is all too common. Not sure what else you were expecting.
>>5210 >Not sure what else you were expecting. Maybe he was just hoping that the sheep wouldn't be stupid enough to be fooled by yet more yidsney trash just because it has a prettier coat of paint then usual.

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Stormtrooper 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:23 No.4859 [Reply]
Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out? If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy? Will Geogre buy it back?
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rip george
Jews are unstoppable
>>5077 Even they die, anon.
>>5082 "All things die, Anakin Skywalker..."
white slavers

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Bordo is a fag Bordo is a fag 08/16/2021 (Mon) 04:08:16 No.5173 [Reply]
Bordo is a faggot, that is all.
And fuck you too, you limey cunt. You know who you are.
Well said bossman
People should look before they leap, especially if they're paranoid lunatics.

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Stormtrooper 08/14/2021 (Sat) 04:18:14 No.5147 [Reply]
Some of you imps are alright. Don't go to the imperial academy tomorrow if you're on Carida.
>>5147 You won't do shit, Biggs!

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Stormtrooper 02/22/2020 (Sat) 17:14:28 No.2607 [Reply] [Last]
So the new episode of Filoni's Clone Wars cartoon came out. I implore you to watch it here rather than pay for that crap on Disney+ http://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-The-Clone-Wars-Season-7/Episode-1?id=96113&s=beta&pfail=1
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What is better: working for the Empire or being a merc with a never ending debt?
Omega has the best plot armor.
And this shit show ends... for now. Since there are no new episodes of this shit show, This is the last episode, right? I thought the previous episode was the last one I will make a new thread for the droid cartoon since the episodes were re-released.
Reminder that this is confirmed to have a S2.
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>>5148 I'm praying they will cancel it.

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