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Stormtrooper 09/19/2022 (Mon) 15:17:14 No.6367 [Reply]
*defeats a shitlord*
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Nobody cares about Lucas last attempt of selling toys and expiring sigh before selling the franchise away. You simply don't exist here.
>>6367 an anon once described Ahsoka as the result of a roleplaying session, where the DM is letting his new gf play, and makes her completely OP because he wants to get laid. I think that really sums it up.

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Stormtrooper 06/05/2022 (Sun) 17:28:15 No.6126 [Reply]

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Stormtrooper 08/04/2022 (Thu) 22:30:04 No.6283 [Reply]
*ruins your franchise* heh, nothing personnel kid
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>>6335 >Han colded blooded killed Greedo And that is where you are wrong, Greedo had a blaster on Han the whole conversation, even if Han shot first or second it wouldn't matter since he killed Greedo in self-defense.
>>6336 It did make a difference, since one thing is to shoot preemptively, Han was actually delaying Greedo by making him talk so he could pull his gun and put into position to shoot him dead, another is Greedo actually shooting at Han and them he acting in self defense https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Han_shot_first > The change was due to Lucas not wanting Han to come off as a cold-blooded killer, but rather acting in self-defense, with one rumor stating the scene, in its unaltered form, risked giving the entire Special Edition a PG-13 rating, thus limiting the audience for the theatrical run. >In a February 9, 2012 interview with The Hollywood Reporter, George Lucas indicated that Greedo fired first, even in the original film, and pointed out that the exchange of blaster fire between Han Solo and Greedo was shot in close-up which made the scene ambiguous. This ambiguity, along with viewers' desire for Han Solo to be a cold-blooded killer, caused the audience to draw the wrong conclusions; that is, they only thought Han shot first. Wide shots he added in later releases of the film served to make the actual results of the encounter more obvious.[6] The suggestion, coming several years after the first occurrence of the alleged "change," appears to contradict the film's script and other evidence suggesting that Greedo originally did not fire at Han.[7]
>>6339 >a xeno is pointing a blaster at you >shooting first is not self-defense >mfw The only scene when he would be a cold-blooded killer, would be if Greedo is NOT pointing a blaster at him.
>>6340 Yes it's self-defense, but Han shooting first gives him a harder edge that he's supposed to have, in order to complete his arc as >>6335 said. and as >>6339 said, the sequence shows that Han was subtly reaching for his gun, delaying and distracting Greedo until he could take a shot. Clearly the intent was there, so it makes no sense for Greedo to shoot first; you could almost say it "subverts expectations". It also reflects poorly on Greedo, who I think was a professional bounty hunter, not an amateur. If Greedo shoots first, and misses at point-blank range, that makes him seem like an ineffective retard, whereas with Han shooting first, he just got caught off guard by his quarry. And for Greedo to shoot right after confirms him as a serious challenge to Han, and his miss is understandable if he took a blaster bolt at the same time he squeezed the trigger. While I'm on this topic, I remember reading Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, a compendium of short stories which varied but were generally pretty good. Greedo's story was a mixed bag -- I really dug the backstory with the clan wars, Navik the Red, all that shit was cool. However, I hated how they characterized Greedo as a newfag retard who got played for a fool, set up to die by his enemies. It just didn't fit the original scene, at all. If I decided canon, I would keep the clan/warlord backstory while ditching the rest.
>>6344 Yeah, the new scene looks bad, but I still think that Han is the same person in both scenarios. >I remember reading Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina I haven't read any of his stuff, but I manage to read all the old marvel comics.

Stormtrooper 07/07/2022 (Thu) 20:22:07 No.6219 [Reply]
Hello /sw/, ICUP 7 is still being worked on, and progress is still steady, but we need your help. If you have a good PC enough to run PES 2017 and to stream it, or if you are willing to commentate, please contact us at anon.cafe/icup/. Currently we have three potential streamers, but the more the merrier. In regards to your team, you seem to be missing 3 subs. We need their player names and numbers, preferably which position they will substitute for, and optionally any specific player tactics. Finally, if you are capable of doing 3D modelling, creating OC, working on the wiki or just helping in any way possible feel free to reach out as well.
Hi /film/. If we don't hear back from you in the next couple of days, we will remove your team from this year's ICUP due to lack of interest.
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Infinity Cup 7 is now complete! Congratulations to /eris/ who joins the ranks of champions as they defeated /japan/ 3-1 in the Final! Stay tuned for the award winners over at our /icup/ board. Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you in the next one!

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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>>6262 The prequels should have gotten an anime adaptation with 1 and 2 being changed to have less political sperging in the senate.
>>6322 Imagine if the Sarlacc monsterized, wouldn't that be something haha
>>6328 >He wants less palpatine Casual.
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Good SW Content Thread. Stormtrooper 07/02/2021 (Fri) 23:44:04 No.4692 [Reply]
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile. When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest. This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3rGAkW6LD-G9Zup374xQg/videos Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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Doing a calender for a CYOA, any comments, tips or bullying?
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>>6293 >monstergirl imperials Glad to see this board is being kept alive with only the best of autism.
>>6302 Glad that you like it, its for a CYOA that I'm doing for /monster/.
>6293 Go back
>>6327 No, you.

Infinity Cup Stormtrooper 08/18/2022 (Thu) 16:53:56 No.6296 [Reply]
Hey brothers, the inter imageboard soccer tournament from >>>/icup/ is close at hand, could you please compile a list of images that relate to your players? https://infinitycup.miraheze.org/wiki//sw//Roster
sorry /sw/, this isn't official, just a spamming autist. though would be cool to have you with us for the cup.

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Stormtrooper 07/30/2022 (Sat) 21:18:24 No.6259 [Reply]
>>6259 Richie, go back to your reviews.

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3D resp Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 05:12:37 No.2177 [Reply] [Last]
I'm working on something... Thoughts?
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And also, it would be awesome if you could do one of the Orray, the creatures that the Geonosian picadors ride in the arena in Attack of the Clones.
Hey, I like making Legends stopmotions with action figures. I have always wanted to do a Star wars bounty hunter stop mo. Could I possibly download the model to the Borhek?
Where did these fags come from?
God damn bro I'm just trying to get some fuckin models. I tried to rip them from bounty hunter but I couldn't. Found your shit when I was looking up the first boss in Bounty Hunter. I'm not trying to piss you off. I make Stopmotions and I want to have some models.
Sorry if this gentile offends your toydarian greed.

Stormtrooper 05/05/2022 (Thu) 13:42:18 No.6027 [Reply]
What is the point of this character?
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>>6027 Orange-Yoda.
Female Yoda. But they never bothered to have it teach anything because Mary Sue was already perfect and the most powerful force user ever.
Orange prune pussy.
Your discord doesnt work. Iroconian#6255
>>6027 JJ wanted a Yoda character. She ended up being another poorly crafted character. According to some nucanon, she could be older than Yoda.

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