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Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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At first I thought this was a fan trailer, or a paradoy, but it is the real thing. It doesn't look like star wars. Jesus Christ look at the AK rifles, they look like toys and one of them doesn't even have a hole in the barrel, I had to pause it and double check it was a legit star wars trailer. I know that weapons in the film used real weapons, but atleast they added some stuff to make them look different. There are no fucking xenos in the trailer, not even an ugly twi'lek, only humans, that is why is so fucking wierd. Everything is diverse and inclusive, even the empire. The white room feels like you entered an apple store.
Guess who is fucking back?
>>6079 I'd say it could be a rebel safe world (as introduced in WEG material, where Rebels kept their non-combatants safe by establishing colonies with low enough tech levels to avoid showing up on sensors) posing as a low industrial world when imps show up randomly, but there's still too much sci-fi bits on this planet and the timeline wouldn't make sense.

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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply] [Last]
post them star wars memes
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>>6074 Pretty good shit, but start using invidous for muuntube links. https://api.invidious.io/ https://yewtu.be/watch?v=GQhKBn42XcU
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Fucking normalfags can't get nothing right.
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Galactic Starcruiser Hotel Stormtrooper 02/23/2022 (Wed) 18:34:16 No.5918 [Reply]
This is the designated shitting thread for the amazing Disney experience of the brand new Hotel Galactic Starcruiser ride voyage! For the low low price of $6000~ish, you will be able to board the Halcyon a beautiful spaceship that is older, has seen more combat and is much much important that THE Millennium Falcon! Its been involved with the High Jedi era, clone wars era and even hosted Han and Lea wedding after they blew up the second death star! Now sit back and enjoy the ride. This whole thing is a trainwreck, but damn I wish I could get my hands on that Halcyon model.
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>>5941 well yes, the merchants at Disney are trying to rip off their fans harder than ever. I could see this being $400, that would be reasonable. paying 20x that amount is insane.
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'Windowless bunker': First reviews of Disney's $5,000 'Star Wars' hotel are in https://archive.fo/BiSAh >Ahead of its grand opening, the first reviews for Disney’s eye-wateringly expensive “Star Wars” hotel are beginning to roll in. >the biggest complaint is that rooms are small and cramped. Standard rooms have a queen bed, bunk beds and an additional pullout sleep space, which means it is theoretically able to sleep five adults. But most reviews agreed it would feel tight with even three people, especially considering the bathroom only has a single sink. And unlike other luxury hotels, there are no typical amenities like a pool or spa. Looks like the muunikes in disney didn't pay the bloggers enough credits. Disney’s new ‘Star Wars’ hotel includes a ‘tricked out’ suite that costs up to $20K https://archive.fo/cjjvl >A stay at the hotel does not include alcohol, which runs around $13 for beer, $11 and up for wine and $23 for specialty drinks, or any fun “Star Wars” themed-extras, the report said. For instance, it costs $99 minimum to hire a photographer for a portrait or if you want to sit at the head of the captain’s table in the Starcruiser’s Crown of Corellia dining room, you’ll need to cough up an extra 30 bucks.
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https://notthebee.com/article/disney-has-no-clue-what-star-was-actually-is-do-they- >According to Disneyland News, the company is looking to understand why their first fully immersive hotel experience was so bad that no one wanted to book a stay. >Essentially, they're paying even more money to try and find out why their Star Wars hotel was, seemingly a flop.
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>>6153 >Take an idea that didn't was founded for the park and make it into the most expensive hotel ever >Don't make a study if people are going to spends huge stacks of shekels on it >Its from the sequel trilogy >It fails Are the muuns getting retarded?

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Star Wars Tales of the Jedi Stormtrooper 05/29/2022 (Sun) 19:05:07 No.6093 [Reply]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9viSXP20deY Oh, shit.. is dat AHSOKA TANO??!
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>>6132 >Ahsoka was amazing since she was a little girl >all those seal's claps Disgusting.
A Dooku anthology seems appropiate knowing how utterly underdeveloped he is, but Ahsoka? She was essentially the protagonist of TCW already and is getting her very own series. Literally anyone else would have been better.
>>6149 But Dooku wasn't a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Have (((they))) made Ahsoka a dyke yet?
>>6150 I don't know about disney books/comics, but in the cartoons she is just a lonely hermit, that need a good dicking. And she is implyed dead at the end of the disney trilogy.

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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After Attack of the Clones, did Dark Empire recieve any retcons to connect the cloning technology used by the Emperor to Kamino?
Whats the wealth distribution like in the Star Wars galaxy?
>>6129 The farther you go from the center, it gets poorer.
>>6103 >>6104 >>6112 >>6122 I know it's not a popular sentiment so I'm not going to make a thread to shill it or anything but if people are interested I went ahead and made one. https://discord.gg/jZZD98b9nQ
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>>6142 Is going to get full of normalfags and cancer, for your own mental health and well being, dont use it!

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Stormtrooper 06/05/2022 (Sun) 17:28:15 No.6126 [Reply]

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Anyone got the Star Wars: The Official Figurine Collection issues by De Agostini? The mega only has issue #20.
Anyone know the best place to pirate Fallen Order from? fitgirl takes literal eons to install and codex doesn't work without fucking with the system clock
>>6119 >fitgirl takes literal eons to install Can't you wait a few eons? Because that is the one I was going to recommend.
>>6119 Why not pirate Jedi Academy instead? Won't take long and I'm sure it's better than Fallen Order.
>>6119 I donwloaded a game from here and my computer is not mining bitcoin, so I think is safe. https://repack-gam es.com/star-wars-jedi-fallen-order-free-download-v1/

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Stormtrooper 06/03/2022 (Fri) 13:59:49 No.6123 [Reply]
*licks Gina Carano's clit*

>>6099 Given that the alternative was incompetant to the point it was easily overthrown by the destruction of three planets nearby each other despite having decades to rebuild, yeah Sheev did nothing wrong.
>Sheev Nope, that's Disney crap >Frank Augustus Cos Dantius Dashit Cosinga Palpatine Now... that's better, that's the good stuff >did nothing wrong But he did, his Endor trap was utterly retarded, guess 20 years snorting dark side stuff without nobody telling him to slow down fucked up his mind. At least during the Republic days he had to control the intake...
>>6102 It didn't matter if the trap worked or not, he only wanted Luke.
>>6105 >not whisked Luke away to Coruscant immediately, lock him in the Imperial Palace and then took all his sweet time to convert him >had to put some stupid show with the DS superlaser instead of using the full firepower of the imperial fleet stationed there together with the DS >even the junior navy officers facepalmed when ordered not to attack >his "entire legion of best troops" fell to some really stupid "disguise" deception and teddy bear tier tactics >they had to handwave the imperial fleet losing after DS destruction to some battle meditation BS even when they still had tactical superiority Nope. Palpatine got stupid and lazy after 20 years as emperor. Plagueis had to actually got drunk to be murdered, Palpatine got high on his own dark side farts or whatever
>>6113 The whole show of the DSII and his friends being in danger was necesary to convert him to the dark side. If he was successfull, the DSII destruction and everyone else dying would mean nothing, since having a new apprentince was more important.

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Good SW Content Thread. Stormtrooper 07/02/2021 (Fri) 23:44:04 No.4692 [Reply]
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile. When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest. This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3rGAkW6LD-G9Zup374xQg/videos Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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>>5664 I mostly use muuntube to watch spaceship videos, so spacedock, metanerdz and Hyperspace Database are the ones that I use. Also, if you want to avoid the never ending watchful eye of google, use this https://api.invidious.io/
Mauler, after months of doing whorechats, he made a new video. https://youtube.076.ne.jp/watch?v=ujooHQVKMKI
If "Solo" was made NOT by soyjaks and purplehairs...
>>6056 what might have been...
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https://mixnmojo.com/media/gallerycategories/Concept-Art A lot of concept art of different Star Wars games. https://mixnmojo.com/media/galleries/Star-Wars-Knights-of-the-Old-Republic-III-Concept-Art >Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III (Concept Art) >From a proposed sequel, cancelled by LucasArts in 2004. >In April 2004, Jim Ward, V.P. of marketing, online and global distributions at Lucasfilm, was appointed president of LucasArts. I hope that fucking muunike is dead.

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