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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>5803 On a level of 1 to 10, 10 being fucking autistic, how autistic is George?
>>5804 Hes always been fairly autistic. I say an 8/10 .

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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>>5779 Wow, this video game trailer has made me excited to play this video game. It really convinces me that the gameplay of this video game will be fun, and it tells me a lot about what playing it will be like.
>>5781 The same faggots watching from their private islands demanding everyone take muun poison while constantly turning everything to shit for no fucking reason.
>>5779 Wow they managed to completely avoid what kind of game it's going to be or even what platforms it's going to be on, almost like they don't even know yet or something. This shit could be a fucking gay dating sim on iphones for all we know.
>>5788 Quantic Dream only make walking simulators with different endings and a good dose of pozz.
>>5788 Given the focus on the drumming, I am forced to assume it is actually going to be a rhythm game.

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Star Wars: Droids Cartoon 08/15/2021 (Sun) 03:57:20 No.5151 [Reply] [Last]
Join R2D2 and C3PO in their wacky adventures in this old 80's cartoon, each Saturday I will upload the next episode.
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>>5761 >Swoops can sustain altitude like a snowspeeder This makes me unironically want a swoop racing game. No fuck that kotor swoops on rails and "rocketboost into a cliffside" Jedi Knight bullshit. Something like Episode 1: Racer but with more customization.
>>5768 There was a swoop racing section in the Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy game.
>>5773 >"rocketboost into a cliffside" Jedi Knight bullshit SOTE's swoop section was also ass.
>>5774 Git gud.
>>5775 Faggot

I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4283 You can try gmod. Also try looking for mods of the games that already hve Naboo content.
>>4404 This is will be most painful
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>>4283 >buy an old Xbox Cringe, just find a good emulator to work on Loonix. >Win10 Blue pilled, stop using shitty spyware operating systems. At least make the glowniggers work a little harder to collect your data. >>4291 BF2's Naboo is pretty fun, to bad your guaranteed to always lose depending on which side of the map you start off on because of that one corner of death where all the AI just goes full retard mode.... even more so than usually.
>>5717 W10 is spyware. They stole one of my armor designs and reworked it into the Halo Infinite MK VII armor.
>>4404 >galactic battlegrounds Most EAW mods like Fall of the republic and Republic at war just copy pasted most of the unit dialog from it. The ships use voice lines from the Republic Air cruiser unit. Corey needs to get rid of that faggot who voiced the rebel star destroyer carrier. Actual meme cringe voice acting.

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Stormtrooper 11/17/2021 (Wed) 15:06:57 No.5720 [Reply]
You ever just chilling with your Mandos. When suddenly this Mando just Barges in. Its like, Mando please, Mando Please.
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>>5720 Get out and chill with the real mandos.
>>5723 this.
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>>5723 Alright.
>>5736 The guy making that fanfilm should have thought about weathering boba's armor. looks fake af.
>>5740 >weathering boba's armor It needs to be a little different from the original to give less shekels to Lucas.

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2021 (Fri) 14:39:31 No.5737 [Reply]
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>>5737 >Can't play old games in windows to save his life >Aim assist >Looks like he is using a fucking controller instead of a Kb/M >He doesn't know that the death star plans were stolen a bunch of times, by different people >Hates the CGI, makes a joke against the prequels, later he says that the CGI is good. >Calls the TIE Bomber a TIE fighter >The levels feel/are too big He needs to git gud. He bitches a lot about Dark Forces II, the level that I disliked the most was the first two levels, but the rest were fine, as far as I can remember. LucasArts Dark forces series was a first for everything, 2D in the first game and later 3D on the second, its a shame that they didn't push the Jedi and Sith engine more. Comparing DFII against Jedi Outcast is just not fair. DFII was released 2 years after DFI and JO was released 4 years after MS by Raven Software, the devs had years of FPS under their belt. Playing thru the series I didn't have much trouble going thru DFI since it was a Doom game, the jump to DFII in 3D wasn't that rough, since I already played that game I went with Hard and let me tell you is punishing, you need to find the secrets to get extra ammo/shields/items to push all the level The force protection is broken thought.. The jump to Jedi Outcast felt weird, the whole movement felt floaty and aiming was awkward, I needed more time to get used to everything, specially the force powers. In Jedi Academy everything felt just right, the best of the series. All in all it was a great ride and all the games should be played. The guy is an idiot for wanting more Kyle Katarn, if Disney adds him to the nuCanon or make a Jedi Academy II, they would ruin him and the series. There is 30 years of star wars content, he should read/play that instead.
Yeah pretty hypocrit but still funny to watch.

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How lightsaber combat SHOULD work. Stormtrooper 10/15/2021 (Fri) 07:16:21 No.5629 [Reply]
In the films and video games, lightsaber users typically default to something like a plow/longpoint/seigan. I don't think these are the worst possible stance, but are really focused on things a lightsaber doesn't really need (lightsabers need relatively little speed/force to do serious damage) and leaves a lot of the body open to blasters. I think something like saber's outside half-hanging guard would actually be the default for anyone who expects to fight blasters instead of other sabers (basically everyone post-Russan). It lets the user cover a very large portion of their body with ease just by shoulder movements (only very bottom of the feet aren't protected here, and those are a pretty poor blaster target as is). It allows advancing quickly with relatively little loss in coverage and for someone like Kyle Katarn, it allows quickly drawing a blaster and shooting people who are overly focused on your saber. How do you think saber combat ought to do differently than it's normally depicted?
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>>5643 The blade may be weightless (Actually, is this ever made explicit?), but the bar and the user's arm still take time and energy to move.
>>5645 How much do you think a magnetic contained plasma bar weights?
>>5645 if a creature like kazdan paratus can make and wield a lightsaber, its safe to say the blade its weightless and the rest of the saber carries all the weight.
>>5663 Why does Yoda use a short saber then?
>>5713 Proper control, precision, the blade is proportional to his size. How a midget would effectively use what amounts to a lance? Even with a lightsaber proportional to his size he needed to hop around like a frantic frog to face human sized foes. It isn't a question of mere weight there.

Vader vs Sidious. Stormtrooper 10/26/2021 (Tue) 16:09:49 No.5670 [Reply]
Now we all know Vader couldn't win after his injuries, so i have no delusions that he has a fighting chance, at least directly, a fully intact Vader/Anakin? Yeah definitely he would obliterate Sheev, but the Vader we got? No, especially since Palpi deliberately made his suit shitty as well, what i am asking is would it be a quick or long fight? Vader reached 80% of Palpatine's power even with all his injuries and loses. So would it be a thrilling fight for the emperor or would he wipe the floor with his apprentice immediately? Let's say Vader reaches his fullest potential that he could reach with all his injuries, he taps deeper than ever before into the dark side or just the force itself in its entirety, i think he could still sustain himself for a little while after Uncle Palps shocks his suit, so how long and how brutal would the fight be? would it give Sidious a run for his money or would he not even break a sweat?
>>5670 Vader defeated sidious. By chugging him down a tube.
>>5674 I said he couldn't defeated Sidious "directly" he did that while he was distracted.
>>5675 *Defeat.
>>5674 He threw him into a trash can
In "Dark Lord" Palpatine was on the opinion that Vader blocks were psychological ones, so he had go get the guy out his depression "at his own risk". In "Shadows of Empire" Vader managed to temporarily heal his own lungs and breath unaided for minutes, so yes, a Vader that truly and fully embraced the Dark Side would mop the floor with the Emperor. Remember how Jacen managed to achieve an state of unity with the Force to the point of glowing, how Krayt managed to learn Cade technique and return from the dead, so Vader who was leagues ahead of them fully immersed in the Dark Side would like a walking Force Nexus.

Stormtrooper 09/05/2021 (Sun) 00:59:40 No.5399 [Reply]
>1313 never >Underworld never it still hurts
>the bowels of Coruscant >will never explore the surface and see ancient coruscanti artifacts and architecture Sad!
>>5399 So much potential squandered by managing incompetence from LucasArts and later Disney.
>>5399 I'd say a community fan project could be developed, but the mousemuunikes would probably file for a lawsuit, why can't we have nice things? I want my cyberpunk open world Coruscant Force Unleashed style Star Wars game.
>>5406 instead we got to explore shitty disney alien civilization in Fallen order.

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Good SW Content Thread. Stormtrooper 07/02/2021 (Fri) 23:44:04 No.4692 [Reply]
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile. When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest. This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3rGAkW6LD-G9Zup374xQg/videos Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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High scale autisum. It's a good place to check sizes of different vehicles and some tips about modeling. https://www.rebelscale.com/
>>4692 Does anyone know any decent EU channels?
>>5659 what?
>>5662 YouTube channels, my bad.
>>5664 I mostly use muuntube to watch spaceship videos, so spacedock, metanerdz and Hyperspace Database are the ones that I use. Also, if you want to avoid the never ending watchful eye of google, use this https://api.invidious.io/

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