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Stormtrooper 03/20/2022 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.5982 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction. Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community. 1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here. 3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share. 4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs. 5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals. 6: Always check the catalog. 7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred. The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit. May the Force be with you, troopers.
/sw/ was hit by a slide attack. Since it didn't have a thread limit set or Early 404 turned on, all threads were completely wiped. Luckily, we had a backup of this particular board. This copy of /sw/ is from early June. The current Board Owner now has control of /sw/ back, although we turned on Early 404 and set hourly threads to 1 while we had control to restore the backup. The anti-slide features are there, so please use them. Next time, there might be a backup, or the backup might not be restorable.
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Imperial HoloVision NEWS Stormtrooper 08/03/2022 (Wed) 17:52:56 No.6273 [Reply] [Last]
Might as well have a thread about news and stuff. Fiona Shaw Describes New Star Wars Series ‘Andor’ As “Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,” Says Showrunner Created “A Whole New Morality” https://archive.is/0eD2H >“Our world is exploding in different places right now, people’s rights are disappearing, and Andor reflects that. [In the show] the Empire is taking over, and it feels like the same thing is happening in reality, too,” she explained.
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After Lucasfilm Killed Han Solo In ‘The Farce Engorges,’ They Lectured Him On Racism In Daniel José Older’s ‘Star Wars: Last Shot’ Novel https://archive.ph/vxvIX >Han Solo getting lectured by a Gungan named Aro N’Cookaala. >Upon seeing that he’s going to be interacting with a Gungan, Solo takes the lead telling Chewbacca and a character named Peekpa, “I’ll handle this.” >He then proceeds to address the Gungan as the Gungans address each other as seen in The Phantom Menace. Solo states, “Greetings! Meesa—” Solo is quickly cut off and lectured by Aro who tells him, “Let me just stop you right there, buddy. … I am saving you the trouble of further embarrassing yourself with all the meessa meesa bantha poodoo. Just don’t.” >After some protestation from Solo, Aro questions, “How many Gungans have you met? … I mean actually spoken to.” After Solo tells him seven, the Gungan informs him he’s rounding down to one and proceeds to lecture him. >Aro states, “And based on that one interaction with one Gungan plus whatever nonsense you’ve heard about us out in the galaxy—which let’s be honest, is mostly garbage—you feel that you have a real grasp on who the Gungans are as a species.” >He continues, “And yet you’re ready to walk up to a random Gungan you’ve never met and start in with the meesa meesas. Bro, save it. Trust me. … You thought! And that’s where you messed up. You thought. But did you ask?”
>>6851 The absolute state. No wonder Yidsney's been able to keep this shitfest afloat (sort of). Uncle Ted talked about Leftist's absolute need to be humiliated -- it's why they engage in all their sexual degeneracies as well -- and this tripe pushes all their buttons. Garbage. P.S. Adding in Jar Jar Binks was actually a based, so-called 'racist' move by George Lucas tbh. >buffoon tusken/10, would laugh at again
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Dave Filoni Promoted To Chief Creative Officer Of Lucasfilm, Will Now Work With Kathleen Kennedy At “The Inception Phase” On All Future ‘Star Wars’ Projects https://archive.ph/Owj4k >In a move that will this time, surely, for real, 100% absolutely save the Star Wars brand, Lucasfilm has announced that they have officially tapped Star Wars Rebels and Ahsoka creator Dave Filoni to serve as the company’s new Chief Creative Officer. >“Now I’m what’s called chief creative officer of Lucasfilm,” he told Breznican. “In the past, in a lot of projects I would be brought into it, I would see it after it had already developed a good ways.” >In his new role, Filoni will now work directly alongside Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy and head of development Carrie Beck in shaping Star Wars’ future, Filoni detailed, “In this new role, it’s opened up to basically everything that’s going on.” >When we’re planning the future of what we’re doing now, I’m involved at the inception phase,” he added. >According to Breznican, per this new arrangement, Kennedy will remain in charge of Lucasfilm overall, Beck will bear responsibility for recruiting new creatives onto the Star Wars team, and Filoni will be tasked with offering narrative oversight on all future projects. >Elaborating on his new position, Filoni noted, “I’m not telling people what to do, but I do feel I’m trying to help them tell the best story that they want to tell. I need to be a help across the galaxy here, like a part of a Jedi Council almost.” >“To truly help filmmakers, it was really important for me to experience it firsthand,” he continued. “I can also lend a perspective on the challenges that telling these stories will present. I feel more capable of actually being helpful outside of just saying, ‘Well, Jedi are like this, and Sith are like this…’” >However, just because Filoni now has a whole new set of responsibilities does not mean he’s abandoning his previous commitment to his planned Star Wars feature film. >“I’m setting up what seems to be a larger conflict with the Imperial remnant,” Filoni reaffirmed of his plans for a silver screen continuation of Ahsoka’s story. “That conflict can’t just mirror what we’ve seen before. It has to take on a different shape. It can’t just be the Empire versus what looks like the Rebellion, or even the Republic. It has to be visually different.” >Unfortunately for Star Wars fans, Filoni’s promotion to ‘narrative overseer’ does not necessarily bode well for the franchise’s future prospects, most notably due to his own flippant attitude towards respecting its well-established canon. >Speaking to ScreenRant during the Star Wars Celebration 2023 event in London, England, Filoni opined, “People get into all of these debates of what’s canon, what’s not, and sometimes forget just the special nature of telling a good story and creating great characters.” >“Part of the fan debate in the past always used to be what’s canon, what’s not, because there was George and we always knew George was the canon,” he told the outlet. “I look at it very broadly and just say, there’s just a love of Star Wars. Because I knew George, I worked with him. None of us are going to be him, but we love the galaxy he created and we are very much a product of it, growing up with it.” Failony is failing upwards.
"The Mandalorian" Producer Dave Filoni Slammed Over His Wife's "Woke" Selfies https://archive.md/4hHcp This is Failony's wife.
>>7008 >liberal pedowood type is a satan worshiping child murderer Surprising literally no one.

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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Friendly reminder to back up /sw/ and move before the ides of march this year, when anon cafe shuts down.
>>6988 But where?
>>6992 Why not ask Trashchan?
>>6997 Someone should if they want the board to keep going. It looks like that's basically the unofficial successor to anon.cafe at this point.
so whats happening to that alternate wookiepedia site? is it still being worked on? how will we be notified of its completion?

Bad batch Season 3! Stormtrooper 02/21/2024 (Wed) 19:46:47 No.6993 [Reply]
>Omega is captured by the badies >you see her daily life >xeno asks her if they took her sample >it is rutine Will failony write is such a way that it wouldn't make sense later? Lets find out!
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>nobody notices that Omega blood is not getting analyzed >xeno tells her to grab her tablet and escape >she grabs the tablet and exit the super mega secure room using a back door that doesn't have scanners BRAVO FAILONY!
>spacecraft is not secure >they leave the doors open Fucking kill me.
>sniper clone shots a guy and runs at him to do melee for some God forsaken reason >Omega may be force sensitive FUCKING WEW! >don't destroy the ship, let it go! >spaceship already outside the planet and one second away from using the hyperdrive Even if he didn't get the order, the spaceship would had escape anyway, because those pilots can't shoot for shit. Well, this whole show is just another piece that leads to the sequel trilogy, they are trying their very best to explain "How palpy returned from the dead" and they are not hiring the best writers for that. This whole show is a huge wasted opportunity, instead of making a show about some defective clones that only knew war their whole lives going rogue or God forbid working under the empire while they teach and train Omega, while one by one they die between seasons not killing wreker the first season, while killing tech in the second was a pussy move and they know it, it would had been a better experience that this shit show.

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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>>6121 Seconding this. It's a much better game.
>>6630 possibly the SW game with the best lightsaber mechanics
>>5964 >dead link Is over. A shame because I saw it has a bunch of audiobooks and wanted to get it
Does anyone have mp4s or webms of the Despecialized Editions of the Original Trilogy?

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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply] [Last]
post them star wars memes
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Fucking normalfags can't get nothing right.
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from “ Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub”
>>3939 need moar sand memes!

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The Vong are a good sequel to the films Stormtrooper 09/29/2023 (Fri) 17:05:41 No.6894 [Reply]
The Vong were a lore compatible addition to the series, and enhanced understanding of the themes explored in the original trilogy. Yes, the Vader story arc's closure and significance seems to be subverted, but in actuality that story remains a great fiction, and the Vong events do not diminish the significance of what that story depicts. It's really the audience reaction that was a negative misunderstanding of what they naively expected from fiction. The Vong story grows Star Wars lore from being merely a comic book, naively imitating legend, and brings its lore into a more realistic and maturer reflection of our reality. Heroes fail, tall people from servile races are more likely to become living targets, and China is a distant land that represents a real existential threat to our own. It's also consistent with overall lore, with events proceeding from those from the Anakin arc. Heroes fall and fall short of their potential glory; that's what Episode III was all about. You don't hear more people complain about Anakin not simply defeating Palpatine while still an unsullied Jedi. But if Episodes IV-VI were released after Episodes I-III, you most certainly would, just as you hear fans complain about heroes in DBZ not living to the full potential of their destiny. These are all results of naive audience expectations, and fans shouldn't cling onto simplistic illusions about story, but should allow such challenges to their expectations to help them mature as an audience and as people. And the children of Vader storyline still restores balance to the Force, even considering the events that followed. Sidious's corrupting of patterns in the Force across the galaxy were weakened, when Luke and Anakin defeated him, and revived the Jedi Order. The galactic civilization would have suffered more centuries of darkness from the ultimately suicidal brutality of the Sith. While I myself sometimes joke that Sheev did nothing wrong, think of it this way: Two Siths extendedly vying with each other, with no serious foe to unify their objectives, would have increased competition and resentment of the other, which their emotional imbalance would have acted on, and increased the viciousness of how they'd deal with each other. This would have led to catastrophes far more chaotic and annihilative than Alderaan, had not the events involving Luke, Leia, Yoda, Anakin, and Sheev, happened to correct their course. The fruition of the restoring of balance to the Force is an excellent story that explores powerful themes about goodness, justice, and balance, and its struggle against disorder. That story will remain a strong source of inspiration in fiction. The appearance of the Vong doesn't diminish the essence of that part of the story, even if fans mistakenly feel that it reduces the feeling of closure. But reality is never that simple, and we shouldn't expect fiction, which reflects it, to be so either. Continuing in this sense, note that the Vong also are a realistic reflection of unexpected events in our history. The Mongol invasions disrupted many societies' expectations. This is an unpleasant fact, most agree. But should we sweep such events under the rug? No, that would be suicidal foolishness. To do so would to ignore the potential of surprise in reality, and would be a self-defeating fallacy that would only leave us vulnerable to the next civilization-threatening surprise, like that of China influencing the rest of the world, that the West has exploited, neglected, and allowed China to. For the narrative bridge to them, while Thrawn having encountered them often feels contrived for fans, the writers still wrote them consistent with lore, even through inversion. And Thrawn was a worthy rival for Vader, just as the Vong were worthy opposition to the Jedi. Remember that inversion of Force properties occurs often even in the film entries. It's not necessary for me to detail methods to block lightsabers and Force powers, but those who oppose the Vong stories should ask themselves, why should subversion of the Force be limited to technology, and be impossible through biology, as with the Vong? Their's is a narrow complaint that has no real defense. I present this on a minor corner of the internet, rather than one of the big forums or other media, because chans allow more freedom to communicate facts, and a higher degree of reflecting reality, with the rest of the internet censoring free speech and promoting dysgenic liberal ideology. I ask my fellow Star Wars fans to consider my message on how fiction can broaden our perceptions of reality. And to be persuaded to see that the Vong are an insightful addition to the franchise, and more than just a cynical financially motivated exploitation of the franchise.
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>>6923 Well if you combine the two you get the trannification of SW, which is pretty much what the Disneyfication of it is.
>>6921 It means "mouse demands buggery" in vietnamese
>>6905 >The coralskipper's weapon was a Yaret-Kor, a small appendage at the front of the vehicle which released a searing magma rock that could seriously damage enemy craft. The coralskipper also possessed two plasma projectors at the front of the ship, sometimes referred to as "rock spitters." It literally throws molten rock. It heat enough to the point of plasma, but still, just molten rock. >which are plausible if midichlorians are plausible Don't bring that shit to this discussion.
>>6951 You're an illiterate Brazilshit, don't bring yourself to the discussion.
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>>6903 Not only this, but for biowank to be immune to the Force is a total contradiction, since the latter is supposed to flow through all living things, which should include the former. If you want to have Mongol invasions in the SW galaxy, it should be in the distant past or future, not right after the OT, which does in fact completely subvert the centerpiece of Star Wars. It creates a situation where it would've been better for the Empire to win, because they would've been far better equipped to fend off this menace, Death Stars in particular would've been an excellent antidote to worldships. So yes, the OT does lose all significance & meaning in that context, which is unacceptable. You could use this same postmodern, AI-sounding drivel in the OP to justify the inclusion of Disney Wars as canon. On top of all that, there's a tonal clash. The Vong, with their grimdark aesthetic, simply don't fit the style of Star Wars. It's the alien invasion trope, but since the galaxy is full of aliens, now they're from another galaxy, which is very contrived. As I've said before, the Vong feel like the brainchild of a WH40k fan who despises Star Wars and wants to take a sledgehammer to the galaxy, and that's on top of OT subversion. They simply don't belong, and cannot be salvaged without massive revision & rejection of their story arc. >dysgenic liberal ideology that at least we agree on.

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Stormtrooper 12/30/2023 (Sat) 12:29:44 No.6975 [Reply]
Name one Disney Star Wars media you actually like
The ones that lost yidsney a lot of money.
>>6976 Heh, this. Loosing money isn't the highest concern for the yids rn (destroying Whitey is), but you gotta know it galls every single one of them right to the core of their greedy, sheqel-grubbing beings.
Do the code updates to older games (which they basicly forced themselves to do because they gave EA an overly broad exclusive license and had nothing else to sell on the game front) count? Those are fine.
>>6975 I couldn't think of any to save my life.
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>>6976 What could possibly go wrong?

SW EU selected canon Stormtrooper 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:12:52 No.6924 [Reply]
What would a list for the selected canon of the best Expanded Universe works (including books, comics, prime fan videos, prime fan works) be like?
There's a few different images floating around recommending specific stuff from the EU. I'll post what I have, but I can't say I can recommend much- I've not really delved into the EU in depth yet.
>>6972 Well, my images didn't get attached for some fucking reason, so I suppose I'll try to repost them when I get off work.
>>6973 So I maybe kind of forgot to post these earlier due to X-mas shenanigans. Oops.

Stormtrooper 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:00:12 No.4948 [Reply]
*clack* >Your turn, friend.
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Just about finished the Thrawn trilogy for the first time, and after watching Little platoon’s review of asshoka they really fucked thrawn up, which is hard because his character is fairly simple. Also hyper space whales and different galaxies is retarded, if Disney was consistent :^) with hyper space travel time instead of using it as teleportation wouldn’t it have taken years to get to a new galaxy? Did the space whales feed Thrawn, his men, and gypsy Jedi? Even if it would have taken months how did they survive?
>>6955 It depends on the speed they are going and the distance. >little platoon He is ok at reviewing shit, to bad he is a sodomite.
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I love playing senior officers.
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>>6968 im blue now

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