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Stormtrooper 03/20/2022 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.5982 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction. Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community. 1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here. 3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share. 4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs. 5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals. 6: Always check the catalog. 7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred. The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit. May the Force be with you, troopers.

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Good SW Content Thread. Stormtrooper 07/02/2021 (Fri) 23:44:04 No.4692 [Reply]
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile. When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest. This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3rGAkW6LD-G9Zup374xQg/videos Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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>>5662 YouTube channels, my bad.
>>5664 I mostly use muuntube to watch spaceship videos, so spacedock, metanerdz and Hyperspace Database are the ones that I use. Also, if you want to avoid the never ending watchful eye of google, use this https://api.invidious.io/
Mauler, after months of doing whorechats, he made a new video. https://youtube.076.ne.jp/watch?v=ujooHQVKMKI
If "Solo" was made NOT by soyjaks and purplehairs...
>>6056 what might have been...

Stormtrooper 05/16/2022 (Mon) 16:13:38 No.6055 [Reply]
Why is she such a slut, bros?
Because leftists really like sexualizing underage children.
>>6058 who doesn't? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>6055 Bratty Jeedai is in need of correction......!

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Stormtrooper 08/05/2021 (Thu) 00:26:53 No.4991 [Reply]
JW Rinzler, former author and compiler of many behind-the-scenes SW books has passed away. https://twitter.com/jwrinzler/status/1422966386419064832
>>4991 Did he ever release that book saying what happened when Disney took over?
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>>5387 heh, what a shame...
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Star Wars Ship Designer "Colin Cantwell" Death Cause And Net Worth Revealed https://archive.md/ygpfU F

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Star Wars is gay Stormtrooper 03/28/2022 (Mon) 04:19:09 No.5990 [Reply]
It's totally for faggots.
Don't forget about the tuskens and dykes.
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Are you sure?
Nu Wars certainly is. The worst thing about this mess is having the real movies get lumped in with mouse cancer.
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>>6002 Well, we can just ignore, just like Lucas did with the EU for decades, we can do the same with Nu-SW.
>>6005 >just like Lucas did Lucas was apart of the EU faggot

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>5998 >What did Obi-Wan do for a living on Tattooine? Like, did he have some subsistence farming operation going on? honestly don't know. maybe he lived on gibs, kek
>>5998 If i remember he did have a moisture trap/condenser at the back of his house, so he did produced his water and probably had a crop slot or whatever.
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>>4500 >Can a star destroyer enter a planet atmosphere? Certainly. Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once. Now, whether it's capable of slowing down and getting back out in one piece… >>5124 >I don't like the idea that they only come from one planet but I do think they should be very rare, which supports the lore that darksiders mostly use synthetic ones. Either that, or the Jedi were only using one source out of tradition/snobbery. There could be much more, but… Most of the "Sith" are either: A. Former Jedi who went full angry teen and willing go with any Anarchist Cookbook grade dangerous crap. Or B. Backwater prodigies, who learned basics from a found holocron with someone's crazy rants and trained themselves. Neither of which is likely to give comprehensive knowledge of this matter, so they didn't really choose to do it as much as used the first accessible option they found.
Who is the Elon Musk of the Star Wars universe?
>>6059 I would say Raith Sienar but since he lived around the Empire's era he didn't had that much of free reign

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THE VERMIN IS DYING Stormtrooper 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:08:46 No.3574 [Reply]
https://archive.md/pICww 91% YOY, from $5.4 billion to $460 million
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>>3724 The rich and powerful would NEVER hurt children :^)
>>5691 Disney Reveals “Captain Keevan” Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser Character https://archive.md/EpO0H Its a gift that gives on giving.
>>5778 >>5780 This looks more like a shitcanned Dr Who episode than anything you'd see in Star Wars
>>3574 Does not matter. It's not business anymore. It's zombie business, and for zombies losing money is not a problem. See the primer on zombie economics from Unca Moldbug: www.unqualified-reservations.org/2009/04/america-zombie-nation/

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The Kenobi Show! Stormtrooper 03/09/2022 (Wed) 18:38:19 No.5961 [Reply]
>What kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi will we meet in Obi-Wan Kenobi? Says star Ewan McGregor: "We find Obi-Wan at the beginning of our story rather broken, and faithless, and beaten, somewhat given up." >Kenobi is getting the TLJ treatment. >As the force-sensitive Inquisitor Reva, Moses Ingram will prove a formidable new foe as she seeks out Jedi-in-hiding for the Empire. Director Deborah Chow and writer Joby Harold describe the character as ruthlessly ambitious. >AYO! >McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Master Jedi and a master of decluttering, as evidenced by his sparse dwelling on Tatooine, where he has set up shop to watch over a young Luke Skywalker. >"They share a common dark-side goal," Ingram says about the villainous trio of Reva, the Grand Inquisitor, and Darth Vader. "They're on the same team." As for what stands out most to Ingram about her big bad: "It's all heart." >We all know how Obi-Wan feels about flying. This Jedi prefers to travel by more primitive means (like this eopie) whenever possible. Flying is for droids, it doesn't mean he doesn't like using spaceships/speeders you fucking niggers >Joel Edgerton is back as Uncle Owen… and we don't necessarily like his odds in a face-off with Reva. (But as a wise smuggler once noted, never tell me the odds.) "Thank you, George, for casting Joel Edgerton as Uncle Owen," laughs director Deborah Chow. "That's all I can say." >McGregor is all cloaked up again as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he's got places to go... like the new planet of Daiyu, which "sort of has a Hong Kong feel to it," says writer Joby Harold. "It's got a graffiti-ridden nightlife, and is kind of edgy. It's just got a different lane and a different feeling." WEW! AND HERE WE GO!
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>>6016 Boy can't you just wait see Obi Wan get his ass handed to him repeatedly by and ugly sheboon mary sue? >damn the costume look like shit. And how. This shit has to be on purpose.
'Obi-Wan Kenobi' Is the Last Hope for Star Wars Under Disney https://archive.md/ouBjm You think they are trying to push a narrative of "Make it or brake it" and when the show comes out, even if its good implying is going to be good or bad, they will scream at all directiong stating that star wars was saved by "instert guy here"/Disney? Would be hilarous if they announced more show after that.
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Kenobi leaks and rumors. I think is true, since the tusken is a strong independant womyn that can't do no wrong.
>>6050 >mary sue sheboon finds luke and obi-wan because her straight white male boss just isn't as awesome as her >just ignore the sith value power over everything and if she were stronger she'd be in charge but white supremacy and male privilege or something >doesn't immediately report to vader or the emperor that she found obi-wan >hurr durr morally superior mary sue sheboon only doesn't kill luke because she was actually a gud gurl who dindu nuffin all along >also ignore that earlier she was "taking out her frustrations on citizens" >luke doesn't understand because he's just a stupid man child >also ignore that luke in ANH seemed to have little to no knowledge about the force or jedi despite having a lightsaber waved in his face as a child i guess it just slipped his mind or something because he was a child and children are stupid right? >stay tuned for more adventures from yet another stonk independent mary sue niggress and fan favorite darth vader NOW BUY THE TOYS GOYIM It's all so tiresome.
>>6050 II miss Tremayne and Jerec...

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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply] [Last]
post them star wars memes
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>>5479 >and the galaxy saw [...] that even the Emperor's greatest enforcer can be hurt. I like how even the leading Rebel figures who watched the fight, the ones ALREADY fighting the Empire, came away with the disheartening conclusion that "if even the great and venerable Lady Qi'ra couldn't hope to beat Vader, what chance do we have?", but meanwhile Queera is under some delusion that her getting completely trounced can become a symbol of inspiration and of proof that the Empire can be beaten. >Vader won't kill Han. He's too valuable a rebel target What the fuck does that mean? Him being a prominent Rebel is a REASON to kill him. Unless Vader plans to use him as bait to draw other Rebels into a trap, except he just did exactly that and wound up accomplishing nothing but looking like a fool for having his bluff called.
>>5480 Did you expect competent writing? (((Disney))) SW writing is like really bad fanfiction sans the 'fan' part.
Did we get another slug for a BO?
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Stormtrooper 05/05/2022 (Thu) 13:42:18 No.6027 [Reply]
What is the point of this character?
to be the anti-Yoda. I remember that orange thing got lots of screen-time, and even though I usually have a great attention span, I tuned it out and let my mind wander.
>>6027 Fit in the SW tradition of annoying midget critter? Like ughnauts and ewoks? Add to that to a "not-Yoda"
>>6027 Orange-Yoda.
Female Yoda. But they never bothered to have it teach anything because Mary Sue was already perfect and the most powerful force user ever.
Orange prune pussy.

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