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Stormtrooper 03/20/2022 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.5982 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction. Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community. 1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here. 3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share. 4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs. 5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals. 6: Always check the catalog. 7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred. The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit. May the Force be with you, troopers.
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The Vong are a good sequel to the films Stormtrooper 09/29/2023 (Fri) 17:05:41 No.6894 [Reply]
The Vong were a lore compatible addition to the series, and enhanced understanding of the themes explored in the original trilogy. Yes, the Vader story arc's closure and significance seems to be subverted, but in actuality that story remains a great fiction, and the Vong events do not diminish the significance of what that story depicts. It's really the audience reaction that was a negative misunderstanding of what they naively expected from fiction. The Vong story grows Star Wars lore from being merely a comic book, naively imitating legend, and brings its lore into a more realistic and maturer reflection of our reality. Heroes fail, tall people from servile races are more likely to become living targets, and China is a distant land that represents a real existential threat to our own. It's also consistent with overall lore, with events proceeding from those from the Anakin arc. Heroes fall and fall short of their potential glory; that's what Episode III was all about. You don't hear more people complain about Anakin not simply defeating Palpatine while still an unsullied Jedi. But if Episodes IV-VI were released after Episodes I-III, you most certainly would, just as you hear fans complain about heroes in DBZ not living to the full potential of their destiny. These are all results of naive audience expectations, and fans shouldn't cling onto simplistic illusions about story, but should allow such challenges to their expectations to help them mature as an audience and as people. And the children of Vader storyline still restores balance to the Force, even considering the events that followed. Sidious's corrupting of patterns in the Force across the galaxy were weakened, when Luke and Anakin defeated him, and revived the Jedi Order. The galactic civilization would have suffered more centuries of darkness from the ultimately suicidal brutality of the Sith. While I myself sometimes joke that Sheev did nothing wrong, think of it this way: Two Siths extendedly vying with each other, with no serious foe to unify their objectives, would have increased competition and resentment of the other, which their emotional imbalance would have acted on, and increased the viciousness of how they'd deal with each other. This would have led to catastrophes far more chaotic and annihilative than Alderaan, had not the events involving Luke, Leia, Yoda, Anakin, and Sheev, happened to correct their course. The fruition of the restoring of balance to the Force is an excellent story that explores powerful themes about goodness, justice, and balance, and its struggle against disorder. That story will remain a strong source of inspiration in fiction. The appearance of the Vong doesn't diminish the essence of that part of the story, even if fans mistakenly feel that it reduces the feeling of closure. But reality is never that simple, and we shouldn't expect fiction, which reflects it, to be so either. Continuing in this sense, note that the Vong also are a realistic reflection of unexpected events in our history. The Mongol invasions disrupted many societies' expectations. This is an unpleasant fact, most agree. But should we sweep such events under the rug? No, that would be suicidal foolishness. To do so would to ignore the potential of surprise in reality, and would be a self-defeating fallacy that would only leave us vulnerable to the next civilization-threatening surprise, like that of China influencing the rest of the world, that the West has exploited, neglected, and allowed China to. For the narrative bridge to them, while Thrawn having encountered them often feels contrived for fans, the writers still wrote them consistent with lore, even through inversion. And Thrawn was a worthy rival for Vader, just as the Vong were worthy opposition to the Jedi. Remember that inversion of Force properties occurs often even in the film entries. It's not necessary for me to detail methods to block lightsabers and Force powers, but those who oppose the Vong stories should ask themselves, why should subversion of the Force be limited to technology, and be impossible through biology, as with the Vong? Their's is a narrow complaint that has no real defense. I present this on a minor corner of the internet, rather than one of the big forums or other media, because chans allow more freedom to communicate facts, and a higher degree of reflecting reality, with the rest of the internet censoring free speech and promoting dysgenic liberal ideology. I ask my fellow Star Wars fans to consider my message on how fiction can broaden our perceptions of reality. And to be persuaded to see that the Vong are an insightful addition to the franchise, and more than just a cynical financially motivated exploitation of the franchise.

Stormtrooper 09/29/2023 (Fri) 12:08:28 No.6893 [Reply]
How would Lucas's reputation hold were he to be assassinated sometime in the near future? Asking for a friend.

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Stormtrooper 08/23/2023 (Wed) 19:08:29 No.6805 [Reply] [Last]
we are so back
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Not even nu-Thrawn can save this shit show, nobody fucking died, none of the dark jedis died, not even one fucking turtle, just a bunch of stormtroopers and some not-samurais.
>"the emperor died?" >"That's what people say" Who the fuck writes this shit
>>6888 >"Somehow Palpatine returned."
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>>6888 (Checked) Normalfags that will lose their jobs to AI.
>>6888 Contrast The Truce at Bakura, which is held as a solid but unexceptional EU work where Leia is trying to get Bakura's governor to fold into the soon to be New Republic >"In the name of the emperor, welcome to Bakura." >She couldn't have hoped for a better opening than that protcol greeting. "Thank you for your weclome," she answered placidly. "You may think me terribly rude to correct your kind words, but it's no longer valid to welcome us in Emperor Palpatine's name. Emperor Palpatine died several days ago." >Nereus cocked a dark, heavy eyebrow and clasped his large hands behind him. "My dear Princess." He swaggered forward another step. "Have you come to Bakura spreading rumors and lies?" >"It gets better, Your Excellency. He was killed by his apprentice, Darth Vader." >"Vader." Nereus straightened several millimeters to loom over her. Disaste dripped through his pronunciation, a sentiment she understood perfectly. "Vader," he repeated. "His Imperial Majesty should never have trusted a Sith lord. I was prepared to disbelieve you, Your highness. But Vader as an assassin, I believe." >"Lord Vader is dead as well, Your Excellency." >Luke's chin rose at the edge of her vision. She knew what he wanted her to add. Maybe Vader had died heroically, but ten minutes' contrition did not make up for years of atrocities.

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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>>6779 what's the lora, anon?
>>6856 https://civitai.com/models/5563/twilek-lora It is a pain to generate, so you need to tweak it a bit.
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>>6843 Here you go, anon.
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>>6877 Nice. More "normal" pantsu instead of a thong would be nicer though.

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Good SW Content Thread. Stormtrooper 07/02/2021 (Fri) 23:44:04 No.4692 [Reply]
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile. When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest. This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3rGAkW6LD-G9Zup374xQg/videos Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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>>6302 Glad that you like it, its for a CYOA that I'm doing for /monster/.
>6293 Go back
>>6327 No, you.
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Imperial HoloVision NEWS Stormtrooper 08/03/2022 (Wed) 17:52:56 No.6273 [Reply] [Last]
Might as well have a thread about news and stuff. Fiona Shaw Describes New Star Wars Series ‘Andor’ As “Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,” Says Showrunner Created “A Whole New Morality” https://archive.is/0eD2H >“Our world is exploding in different places right now, people’s rights are disappearing, and Andor reflects that. [In the show] the Empire is taking over, and it feels like the same thing is happening in reality, too,” she explained.
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>>6804 Force Engine source reverse engineering exists, so it's not even needed.
>>6802 > As a bonus, it's likely a dam break situation where TSG will only be the first of many since TSG wasn't the only money company getting fucked over here. And what do you know? Stourbridge Investments sues as well. https://archive.ph/wip/Rj3Y2
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After Lucasfilm Killed Han Solo In ‘The Farce Engorges,’ They Lectured Him On Racism In Daniel José Older’s ‘Star Wars: Last Shot’ Novel https://archive.ph/vxvIX >Han Solo getting lectured by a Gungan named Aro N’Cookaala. >Upon seeing that he’s going to be interacting with a Gungan, Solo takes the lead telling Chewbacca and a character named Peekpa, “I’ll handle this.” >He then proceeds to address the Gungan as the Gungans address each other as seen in The Phantom Menace. Solo states, “Greetings! Meesa—” Solo is quickly cut off and lectured by Aro who tells him, “Let me just stop you right there, buddy. … I am saving you the trouble of further embarrassing yourself with all the meessa meesa bantha poodoo. Just don’t.” >After some protestation from Solo, Aro questions, “How many Gungans have you met? … I mean actually spoken to.” After Solo tells him seven, the Gungan informs him he’s rounding down to one and proceeds to lecture him. >Aro states, “And based on that one interaction with one Gungan plus whatever nonsense you’ve heard about us out in the galaxy—which let’s be honest, is mostly garbage—you feel that you have a real grasp on who the Gungans are as a species.” >He continues, “And yet you’re ready to walk up to a random Gungan you’ve never met and start in with the meesa meesas. Bro, save it. Trust me. … You thought! And that’s where you messed up. You thought. But did you ask?”
>>6851 The absolute state. No wonder Yidsney's been able to keep this shitfest afloat (sort of). Uncle Ted talked about Leftist's absolute need to be humiliated -- it's why they engage in all their sexual degeneracies as well -- and this tripe pushes all their buttons. Garbage. P.S. Adding in Jar Jar Binks was actually a based, so-called 'racist' move by George Lucas tbh. >buffoon tusken/10, would laugh at again

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>6595 >Kenner toy version of the OG TIE (which is clearly distinct if you're actually freeze framing a high res copy) There was a toy in the movie?
>>6596 In Return of the Jedi when Palpatine is leaving his shuttle in the hanger some of the TIEs flying outside are actually off the shelf toys. They're easily spotted if you're looking for them by their different coloration and octagonal sides. They're also elsewhere, but it's nowhere near as obvious.
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>>6597 Oh yeah, there are some wierd looking ties.
Why are flags enable? Can you turn them off?

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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>>6782 I'll wait for a mod that turns the MC into Aayla Secura or Darth Talon and pirate.
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>>6831 Very nice Anon! Clearly you're on your way. Keep up the good work! Cheers. :)

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Star Wars Vidya Stormtrooper 11/29/2019 (Fri) 03:45:34 No.498 [Reply] [Last]
Let's have a thread about /sw/ video games anons, what're you playing now? any good mods out? do you have a favorite genre or style of game? do you have a favorite lucasarts pre-game logo gimmick?
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>>6492 I have considered making a game similar to this. It is just in the idea phase right now and would be unofficial of course. There are a couple other games I'd like to work on before fully committing to another project too. One area I'm unsure of is the Force. Should players have the option to be Force sensitive in character creation?
>>6492 Play SW Bounty Hunter or play TOR.
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Are you willing to play?
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Anyone have Star Wars Assault Team installed in their phones or something? I need it to extract some 3D models.

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