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Stormtrooper 03/20/2022 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.5982 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction. Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community. 1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here. 3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share. 4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs. 5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals. 6: Always check the catalog. 7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred. The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit. May the Force be with you, troopers.

Stormtrooper 03/23/2023 (Thu) 17:02:22 No.6575 [Reply]
Post characters who are literally you
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>>6575 He's a little prettier than I but same personality.
Darth Vader
>no one's posted him yet
>>6605 You killed your whole family, anon?

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Stormtrooper 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:23:30 No.6627 [Reply]
General Kenobi, I'm ARC

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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>>6026 >We acknowledge the Gadigal, Darkinjung, Worimi and Wonnarua people, the traditional custodians of the land on which we filmed. >Always was, always will be. Oh man this is going to be bad. >Redguard >I'm just checking if its a boy or a girl >There are no girls in star wars >whores are wearing underware >repeatly cuts to kids doing faces I hate it.
>>6034 It's weird right? The last two of these were just straight up full performances, even if you can't count the yoda puppet singing "its not easy being green" as especially enticing, it was at least a full uninterrupted performance. Comparing this to the landspeeder washing one from a few years back, this new vid just seems to been embarrassed to focus on the dancers for some reason. That or the director developed adhd.
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Would you?
>>6624 No, i don't like aliens with tentacles instead of hair. Tentacle in the head always makes me think of them making AUUUGUHHH BLOOO BLOOO UULLUGHHH sounds
>>6624 Lekku too small.

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Imperial HoloVision NEWS Stormtrooper 08/03/2022 (Wed) 17:52:56 No.6273 [Reply]
Might as well have a thread about news and stuff. Fiona Shaw Describes New Star Wars Series ‘Andor’ As “Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,” Says Showrunner Created “A Whole New Morality” https://archive.is/0eD2H >“Our world is exploding in different places right now, people’s rights are disappearing, and Andor reflects that. [In the show] the Empire is taking over, and it feels like the same thing is happening in reality, too,” she explained.
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>>6534 Pronoun profile.
Disney Gives Up on $3,000 a Night Star Wars Hotel https://archive.ph/DQw7m >Huh. That’s weird. It turns out that a windowless hotel with no swimming pool that only allows guests to leave the grounds to go to one theme park for one afternoon … that can only be afforded by a tiny, wealthy, quickly-exhaustible fraction of a company’s larger fanbase … was not a brilliant business plan? The gag of it all.
Florida attorney specializing in special districts suspects that Bob Iger's repeatedly asserting that Disney is Reedy Creek Improvement District may expose him and/or company to securities fraud charges. https://invidious.snopyta.org/_3Ba4aTZ-pE?t=69
>>6619 >The soy of it all. Get woke, go broke.
>>6620 Full video on subject and how some charges could come from state level (thus no Biden blocking charges like he did for his crackhead son) https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=cPekegeU9ys

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Anyone know the best place to pirate Fallen Order from? fitgirl takes literal eons to install and codex doesn't work without fucking with the system clock
>>6119 >fitgirl takes literal eons to install Can't you wait a few eons? Because that is the one I was going to recommend.
>>6119 Why not pirate Jedi Academy instead? Won't take long and I'm sure it's better than Fallen Order.
>>6119 I donwloaded a game from here and my computer is not mining bitcoin, so I think is safe. https://repack-gam es.com/star-wars-jedi-fallen-order-free-download-v1/
Does anybody know if there is something like hungry-ewok but still working?

awful board. Stormtrooper 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:22:27 No.6507 [Reply]
>complains about nu star wars >doesnt speak meaningfully about the eu, too dumb to even read crappy pulp novels >low effort content all over i fail to see the complaints justified. let me put it this way: you faggots deserve yidney
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>>6507 It used to be better but back on 8fag, there was this really fucking dumb "attention hungry games". /sw/ won, and the board has never been the same since, although a bit faster.
>>6525 >chans >look for smart people they're called "image boards" not chans you fuckin retard
>>6558 What do you expect from twttertrannies?
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>>6526 >quotes the imaginary voices in his head >gets angry and genuinely wishes for violence
>>6555 it was much better back then, there was a large userbase

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ayy lmao Stormtrooper 04/21/2023 (Fri) 17:24:56 No.6599 [Reply]
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>>6601 Literally built for Anakin cock
>>6599 Can't tell is they cast a tusken or tranny.
>>6606 Definitely a troon.
I want to suck Ahsoka's feet.

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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>>6593 >You taking the piss? I liked "The Village Bride", specially "The Ninth Jedi" wish it was an actual show made by the nips without having the muunikes telling them what to do. "Lop and Ochō", "Akakiri" were ok.
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The new game has a lot of nuCanon from the new republic to the hidden path shit in it, seems they are trying to push it everywhere.

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Stormtrooper 05/03/2023 (Wed) 21:03:44 No.6612 [Reply]
>be nu-Jedi >constantly have to face masked, Inquisitor type retarded villains Why?
Because inquisitors and like filled the niche previously occupied by "dark jedi" ,"wannabe be sith dark jedi" and "sith splinter groups"
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>pronouns You can't make this shit up
>>6614 Its the new shit wokepedia got into.

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