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zzzchan technical difficulties Anonymous 09/08/2020 (Tue) 18:15:17 No.2394
sturgeon here, somethings gone wrong with the proxy server. It's intermittent now and I'll be keeping an eye on it while I try and find the cause of the issue. I've also made a minds account : https://www.minds.com/sturgeonfish/ I'll be posting on minds once they get around to sending my confirmation email.
>>2394 It looks like it's the proxy server's host fucking up how ipv6 is handled. This might not even be my fault. I'm going to be switching away from the current host.
>>2395 Site is up, turns out it wasn't my fault this time.
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>>2394 >sturgeon here STURGEON, WHERE ARE YOU?
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ZZZCHAN IS KILL
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I hope we don't lose anything.
>>2547 >>2550 Hey what do you know? Just after 2 months! This is it boys, zzzchan is dead, like zchan and fatchan before. You're free to come to 8chan.moe now.
>>2552 But what if I was already there?
>>2552 I'll fall on my sword before I do that.
Geez, it's like mark's gypsy nomads are being followed by someone who wants to have them for eternity :^)
>>2552 >>2553 Dilate, Mark.
>>2556 Suck my jewcy bunghole.
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Don't worry guys everything will be great
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>>2559 NO, THIS IS HORRIBLE! Now blacked.moe won't be able to absorb an additional 2PPH!
>>2561 I can't tell if this is supposed to be a dig at 8kike or snoozechan
>>2562 Why not both?
ZZZchan is back. Let us go, my fellow ziggers. :^)
>>2561 2 pph is actually a lot. Imagine two entire people visiting your board and posting on it, in under 60 minutes. Unbelievable.
>>2566 >2 pph is actually a lot. Imagine two entire people visiting your board and posting on it, in under 60 minutes. > Unbelievable. maybe if you're /geimu/ :^)
>>2566 >>2567 >Slow single topic board >2 posts every hour, 48 a day >1 from a new poster and another from an old one >Average 20 IDs a day, all unique posts adding something >Peak 3PPH activity on weekends, occasional posters visiting >320-350 fresh posts a week I'd buy that for a dollar
>>2566 >imagine two entire people as opposed to partial people?
>>2568 This
is it down or is it just me?
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>>2593 I'm getting 502 Bad Gateway as well. Shame, that.
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>server starts timing out >a while later becomes unreachable I was about to start panicking but sturgeon is still alive atleast.
>>2593 >>2594 It's back up for me
>>2596 I'm still getting Error 523
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Seems to be up now
THE CAKENIGGERS HAVE DECLARED WAR AND TAKEN DOWN ZZZCHAN GATHER ROUND AND PREPARE YOURSELVES
What happened?
>>2626 Arm yourself zigger
>>2625 >getting so assblasted over being baited onto the wrong server after scraping multiple game night threads they nuked the site
>>2628 Don't worry, this is why we recently recruited /japan/. With their military might we can retaliate 10 fold. /japan/ REPORT IN
spaghetti nigger=spaghetti code
lynxtranny code=spaghetti code
>>2631 anon.cafe jschan edition when
>>2629 >implying japan isn't behind this one They've already nuked one /v/
>>2633 Are you trying to tell me this is in inside job?
>>2634 Rampant drama, a mysterious poster, ending with a /v/ getting taken down, mods being accused of the big gay too many (((coincidences :^) ))) I don't actually think its /Japan/ and sturgeon will probably report the problem soon. My honest bet is a outage, because even if the shell is down he can just use a new proxy server.
A friendly reminder Take it easy.
>>2635 I think you're a BBC connoisseur trying to sow dissent in the zigger ranks. /japan/ are our greatest allies.
>>2629 Hello /japan/ here we don't know what's going on. A preemtive retaliatory strike against both /cow/ and blacked.moe is already on the works.
>>2638 This will be fun to watch from my safe zone.
>>2638 Godspeed
>>2638 Mark's in the 8moe discord thread going wild and he's also sperging like crazy in the official /v/ discord. I don't look at it often so I can't yet tell if he's taking any responsibility, but he does have his Russian friend in the chat with him atm. Will update later.
do I go to sleep or stay awake for happenings?
>>2643 Dunno. I was going to play more Tsukihime but this drama just happens all of a sudden after I finished doing some stuff.
>>2644 Which route are you on?
>>2646 I just finished the Ciel route. I'm going to do the Akiha route next.
>>2645 >normie shit
>>2648 >>2641 >Implying discuck isn't normie shit The least you could do is post pics or something.
>>2649 That was not what I was implying.
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>>2647 Is Ciel the only route you've done so far? And are you going in blind or using a 'route table'? I wouldn't blame you if it's the latter. I eventually got sick of picking dead ends. Anyways, I think you'll enjoy it. It's a very good classic visual novel. Ciel best girl, Akiha close second. >>2649 He's calling you out for saying normie (which is ironically in and of itself a normie term) instead of normalfag or normalnigger. Sorry for spoonfeeding him, guys.
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>>2648 You're right, I just grabbed some random picture.
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>melon's leaves start drying up >zzz goes down
>>2651 >Is Ciel the only route you've done so far? Nah I did the Arcueid route way earlier. Ciel is best girl so far. >And are you going in blind or using a 'route table'? I was picking choices blindly at first, then when I got stuck somewhere in the Arcueid route, I decided to consult the route map included with the archive (I was being heavily retarded, I don't know why), Then I went blind during the Ciel route. >Anyways, I think you'll enjoy it. Yes I am enjoying Tsukihime. It's really good.
>>2651 >>2650 Nah, I want actual screencaps of the sperging of mork. It'd be funny, but I'm not willing to actually go into a shitscord server to check. Which is what I was making fun of you for. From my reliable sources, Sturgeon actually just confirmed that the hosts for a proxy server say it was an outage. He's moving it around as we speak, expect gorious zch dynasty to be back up shortly.
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Thank you for participating in our military practice drills. You may go back to your regular shit-posting.
>>2641 I thought rumors of dicksword were greatly exaggerated? Got caps?
>>2394 >sturgeon here STURGEON, WHERE ARE YOU?
board back up BOARD BACK UP
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Wonderful.
>>2638 hello also /japan/ here we're having a perpetual civil war so please be patient
DOWN AGAIN
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>>2394 >sturgeon here STURGEON, WHERE ARE YOU?
Sturgeon here again, forgot that I never linked the new external comms here. https://freespeechextremist.com/Sturgeonfish We will be fine, the proxy hosts are having outages and this is out of my hands. We will be fine once they sort their shit out
>>2664 You did link your fedverse profile earlier in the thread.
>>2665 Been awhile since I checked here. >>2638 oh ffs we are not under attack, calm down. This is a technical issue with my providers and nothing else. We are not the only site being affected by this.
>>2666 >Raining on Tengu's parade >Satanic trips
Site's back again.
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>>2666 >we are not under attack But that's just boring.
A reminder that sleepychan might go on and off constantly until some time has passed. Take it easy
>down again
>>2668 Gone again.
>>2668 >>2671 >>2672 It may be up and down for a while, from what I've been able to find out there was a somewhat major fuckup.
>>2673 I also managed to ssh into all proxies while they've been up, there's no abnormality with the servers themselves. I took backups just in case.
>>2666 >not just letting tenguniggers tear /cow/ and acidchan.mark a new asshole Let them all kill each other off.
>>2675 I don't like board wars and if they're going to do that anyway I don't want it to be over a non-existent attack.
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>>2654 >Ciel is best girl so far. This is probably the most unpopular opinion among those who have read Tsukihime. Not that there's anything wrong with her, but I she was so often at the bottom of people's lists and polls that a joke about it was made in Carnival Phantasm.
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>>2677 remove curry REMOVE CURRY FROM PREMISES
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Melty thread soon?
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>>2679 REMOVE ARCUEID
>>2677 I can't explain why she's the best because I've mostly forgotten her route, but when I finished playing it, I remember thinking she's the best because She is the only girl who truly cares about you and could spend the rest of her life with you as a lover, her route doesn't leave you or her dead/deformed, she's an agent of the church, and there's some satisfaction in bringing joy and pleasure to the life of a girl whose only known pain, not counting Kohaku In short, she's pure and definitely wife material.
>>2681 NEKO ARCU WORLD DOMINATION DA NYAAA~~~
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>>2682 Enjoy your wife.
>>2684 This is the peak /japan/ quality post.
>>2680 How does one host melty without using their ip address?
So while sleepy is down, can I have a greentext about why the cake kike is having a meltdown?
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>>2687 >zzz/v/ fridey gamenight >8chan.moe /v/ scrapes the gamenight thread like usual >apparently the scraped gamenight OP has a fake IP for a game server, first pic related >8moe niggers sperg out about it, second pic related >suddenly zzzchan goes down (the admin says that the proxy hosts he uses are having major issues) At least that's what I can comprehend. I didn't pay attention to /v/ fridey night until the site went down.
>>2686 use a relay service in the MBAACC pack
>>2687 He’s in his discord channel on the official /v/ discord, ask him there
>>2688 <cake kike FUcCK, I didn't read correctly.
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>>2638 You're all niggers. It will be fun laughing at you agents of chaos from a safe distance.
8moe user here who's been on the /v/ discord that mark uses, I can confirm this outage IS NOT random at all and is in fact a deliberate attack on zzzchan. More on this later.
>>2653 NIG, GER NO!
>>2694 And I'm here looking at the dashboards for my own proxy servers reading the notices that my hosts are having outages. Stop trying to stir shit.
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>>2694 >Sturgeon says it's simply an outage <hey guys, trustworthy anonymous poster here, you see, the thing about this outage is that... it's an attack. Proofs? Dude, trust me. I use discord after all. I know more than the hosts.
>>2696 stop taking the fucking bait it was us, the /japan/ cabal the whole time, we were doing a complicated sigil magick 5D group ritual in an effort to make more sokuniggers join the designated thread and for someone to finally make a melty thread but it backfired resulting in one burn victim, one succubus frantically running away from the scene (hope she doesn't rape me later) and a dead fucking board personally I blame the jews
>>2698 most plausible explanation so far
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>>2697 >hero of the people who prefers to stay anonymous to protect his identity tells uncomfortable insider truths <hey guys totally sturgeon here it's totally an outage even though I'm not even identifying myself. I know more than eyewitnesses.
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>>2700 >The official zzzchan account of freespeechextremist isn't proof that it's really sturgeon
>>2694 >>2696 >>2697 >>2698 >>2700 >>2701 Stop fighting, Embrace the Peko
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>>2702 burn all vtubers
it's back
Please Respond https://zzzchan.xyz/meta/thread/1160.html Please Respond
>>2706 plz rezpong :---DDD XDDDD
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>Host is experiencing another outage
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>>3007 Any Idea as to why? Is it Mork's wrath for zzzchan's recent growth in PPH?
CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM CONDUCTER WE HAVE PROBLEM
>>3008 I told you guys that this shit would happen. The fat kike always plays dumb until he's close enough to give you a kosher surprise. Expect a note of resignation from the site owner in a couple hours.
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not a zzzchan-specific problem. huge outages across google, cloudflare and other internet services.
>>3011 >Bugmen DDoS So zzzchan's host is anti-sinitic?
>>3011 Holy shit is the internet pearl harbor finally happening?
>>3010 What does the fat kike mark have to do with zzzchan?
>blacked.gov joins the webring >totally organic influx of complaints about rules that were set several months ago on /v/ and haven't changed >suddenly site goes down yep, nothing to see here guys, it's just another coinkydink that happened just during a very convenient shitstorm haha. I'm sure no one wearing a tiny hat is celebrating and rubbing hands right now.
If sturgeon up time mirror pasta/seagull up time then we have around 10hr wait before anything happen.
IT'S BACK
>>3018 seems to be back also it seems /v/ has a new meta thread so prepare for gayops
>>3015 I forgot Jewish people exist and they celebrate cultish rituals.
Why in gods name did anyone think adding fbichan.mark was a good idea? Everyone, EVERYONE knew this kind of shit would be the result but they went and did it anyway. Why are imageboard admins always such self-sabotaging retards?
>>3025 >was a good idea? Nobody actually sane who knows about them thought so. The fact the anoncafe admins haven't permanently blacklisted them calls their motivations into question imo. They certainly were around to see all the bullshit antics of that cakefat fuck, both during and after his tenure at 8kun.
>>3026 >their motivations into question imo. On the board: >zzz/japan/: Latest Sokunigger Tournament starts December 26th, 21:00 UTC. >cafe/icup/: The GCUP is coming! Tentative Start Date - February 13th, 2021. I think their motivations are pretty blatant at this point. What's another controlled opposition going to anyways, FBI watchlist us?
>>3026 >>3029 Perhaps not eberryone cares about mark. Using this site almost daily for the past year I certainly never noticed him.
>>3030 > Using this site almost daily for the past year I certainly never noticed him. If your first assertion is true, then the second one, by definition, is not. Do you think he was all hurr-durr i'm de cakefat nigger where all ur white wimminz at? Insidious snakes do their evils deeds under the cover of dark friend. But he is actually pretty easy to pick out b/c he has little in his repertoire, and used the same basic bullshit pandering he used all the way back to 8ch/v.
>>3031 >If your first assertion is true, then the second one, by definition, is not. Yeah, it is.
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM?
>>3042 fug :DD
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>>3042 >>3043 Nevermind, it's back. It's sure nice to panic for no reason. Also nice eye 'ere.
is it down?
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>>3066 It's down for me too
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News just came in, the admin was vanned and server confiscated
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>>3071 Where the hell would you be getting these "news" from anon? It's not like Sturgeon or zzzchan are especially notable outside the webring.
>>2394 it's down currently but then while bored and trying to find somewhere else I realized that anon.cafe doesn't list zzz boards anymore on it nor is that webring showing anywhere? is everything being shoah'd? >had to allow cookies as block bypass with id not working Modern Internet is such garbage.
>>3074 If a webring site is offline, it isn't listed on the webring for any sites. If it does come back up, it will be listed on the webring again unless the site has an outdated webring plugin like PLW for example.
Seagull here, sturgeon is sleeping and has no idea what the site is down right now. Probably yet another host outage, I doubt it's something serious.
>>3074 When anon.cafe loads other webring member's board data, it rebuilds it's whole board list from scratch. Therefore if it can't reach someone's boards, they won't show up. This is true for most/all websites in the webring. >had to allow cookies as block bypass with id not working Welcome to lynxchan. It's also hilarious how you need a captcha to post, but then it refuses and tells you to complete the same captcha except for bypass reasons, and then gives you a second captcha when you try to post again.
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>>3077 >Sleepychan admin is sleeping How adorable.... BUT IT'S FUCKING NOT THE SITE IS FUCKING DOWN NIGGER WAKE HIM UP
>>3078 >Welcome to lynxchan anon.cafe should just move to JSchan at this point just to ditch the tranny spaghetti code. I remember the admin was considering it in >>>/meta/ but there are no tools to migrate from LynxChan to JSchan yet.
>I remember the admin was considering it in >>>/meta/ Here is the related post. >>>/meta/13843
hello?
CONDUCTOR
HAVE
/A/
DEAD BOARD
ziggers
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>>3094 Not just any ziggers, and not even a double ziggers. But goddamn a TRIPLE ZIGGERS.
AHAHAHA WE LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS ZZZCHAN WILL LIVE TO THE END OF TIMES
>>3075 >>3078 It's back flashing colors again and zzz is working again. Emergency ogre. About cookies, off and on it worked. Maybe with tor on my potato is too slow to solve it before it renews with the 'ID' 75 percent of the time to paste into the captcha field.
Looks like its that time of the month again, I assume it has something to do with the cockbox issues? The Fish is sleeping when shit hits the fan as usual.
I hate this.
zzz has been down for a little bit and this is the only bunker I know. Even the onion is down it seems.
Sturg here, update: https://freespeechextremist.com/Sturgeonfish Tl:dr this ones not even really the host's fault and I really should have set up a second cheap proxy to prevent this from happening in the first place. I cant say when the proxy will be back but I'm working to make sure this cant happen again. The app server is fine and is patiently waiting for the proxy to come back
>>3128 >I really should have set up a second cheap proxy to prevent this from happening in the first place Wasnt that the plan from the start?
>>3129 Yes and I put it off to the point of forgetting about it. This one's on me.
>>3128 >Tl:dr Uh-huh, can I get that l;r in a format that doesn't require javascript?
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>it's not up yet
anime stream is about to start if anyone is interested: https://cytu.be/r/cozzzycouch Dirty Pair Project Eden and Naruto the movie 3.
>>3133 I'm sorry man it's all my fault. We'll be back and it's never gonna happen again, I promise.
Well lads, no friday night thrad tonight.
It's over, cakechan finally won.
>>3140 >cant blogpost about the same shit again O noez whatever will I do!?!?!?!
soku?
try regrouping on /2hu/
>>3144 gibe melti
movie night is starting: https://cytu.be/r/OverlookTheater
>>3126 this, literally no /v/ alternatives exist anywhere on the webring
>>3152 so just apply for a /v/ here then lol
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>still not up sturgeon pay your fucking bills early next time holy fuck
>>3155 cake wins again
>>3158 no there's no rules on spartchan and /v/ can't handle no rulez fun times they need meta drama and to give me (you)s
I know that its /v/edditors are completely autistic. But where did the activity from its /b/ go? I guess zzzchan is was almost entirely comprised of faggots incapable of posting outside zzzchan in the interim, except to cry when zzzchan is down. The webring seems kind of pointless when it's only used like this.
>where did /b/ go maybe fucking anywhere on the webring or anywhere else what are you looking for a tripcode you idiot faggot try killing yourself since using any thought is too difficult but don't worry you'll fail for already listed reasons
>>3162 Not /b/, not /dunk/, not any other boards on the webring, saw much of an increase in activity during the downtime of both this site and zzzchan. What are you so mad about?
>>3152 Markchan is not an alternative any more than cuckchan is.
>>3164 Then go back to cuckchan faggot. Either populate the /v/'s anywhere else on the webring like it's supposed to be used for or disappear into the ether like the fart in a breeze you are.
>>3165 >b-but they're part of the webring! Yeah, so is /cow/ and /tv/. That doesn't make them any less shit.
>>3152 There is geimu and vg if you want to talk about video games.
As someone who crossposts on zzz and 8cake regularly, the latter is actually pretty good. We all hate Mark but he's a minor concern in the current day.
>>3168 Then I guess you should go away now that your containment board got disturbed. The only webring site that has only garbage is jewlay. >>3170 There is no bad /v/ on the webring right now. Everyone talks videogames, nobody has stupid retard moderation (except for when Mark logs on). Hell, even cakechan is doing vidya nights. Zigzogs don't play videogames anyways, they just bitch and whine about some jew whose shown he's JEWCY on the internet.
>>3163 Because they suck and ZZZchan is the best one. 'd rather not post at all than go on cuckmoe or the other dead ass boards
>>3171 >Zigzogs don't play videogames anyways Zzz has the most game nights in the entire webring, retard
>>3173 Every gamenight past the Empires gamenight has been filled with whining and zig zig drama. Hundreds of posts of just salty zogs crying about how Mark's compadres got invited. You can't fool me, every exclusive user of Zigzag-land is just a bunch of whiny niggers who don't even play videogames. They just fap, complain about some jew in jew york eating watermelons, and then fap some more. Even niggers can get ahold of watermelons. Zugzugs don't, they get watermelon cucked by a fat jew and its the saddest thing.
>>3174 >zig zig >zugszugs Add third Z word to these, please, while I'll use Zig Zag Zoo for now. >>3172 Nothing is the best, Everything is shit. Live by that rule, And soul will ascend.
>>3171 >There is no bad /v/ on the webring right now the only good /v/ on the webring right now is /geimu/ >>3172 >ZZZchan is the best one literally as bad as mark/v/, no difference what so ever >>3168 >c-cow! t-tv! hey pedophile
>still no answer about what happened Answers that require javascript don't count.
>>3172 Mental. Boards would be less "dead" if users continued their posting on another board as if nothing happened. The users are most responsible for the atmosphere of a board. Wouldn't those users posting on another board make that board the new "best", even if only temporarily? Without users, mods have nothing, so I hope no ziggers seriously believe it's the mods that elevate their board above the rest. You could always return to your "best" board when it's back online. >>3175 Zippy Zionist Ziggers Zoomed thru Zigzag's Zoo.
>>3174 >Implying I would eat Nig and Ger Jr.
>>3176 hi eden
>zzz has extended downtime >Eden and the Jew immediately start circling like vultures wew >>3171 >>3174 >hes still mad about the 1.8gb of jewcy If you niggers could stop doing nigger things such as scraping threads there would be no drama. Scraped threads are not an invite. >has 2 gamenights with no players in the entire history of cake.moe >thinking it even compares to zzz before hosts took a break partly thanks to the above
ZZZ IS BACK, I WILL BE EXPLAINING EVERYTHING SHORTLY.
>>3155 >>3176 HI EDEN
>>3182 wher is explain
>>3185 thank you budy i read it
site down again fix you're shitte
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>>3182 >It's down again u didn't do anythign to sdob it did you
News just came in, admin got tired of it all and quit, for good.
>>3193 FUD, Sturgeon ain't answering my dms and he was there just 2 hours ago, he's most definitely asleep seen the time. Expect downtime for at least some 8+ hours unless it's something with the host and it magically fixes itself.
>>3193 New admin Eden here, check out our sister board /geimu/!
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>>3195 >Eden >/geimu/ bans for being histrionic Here's yours
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>>3194 He needs someone from Europe who has keys to the servers. I can help with that...
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reminder that a live chat bunker exists for all your real-time shitposting needs: https://cytu.be/r/vbunker
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>>3195 Shut up, Eden you belong with Mark.
I'm not even mad, just dissapointed.
I'm not even disappointed, just tired.
I'm not even tired, just bored.
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STURGEOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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It's back
I'm not even bored, just censored (by seagull)
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I'm not even eden, just anon
>first gaykikewoah >now zzzchan what's going on?
Zzz down for me today. I think /cow/ is involved guessing by the content of their last spergout. Very disturbing.
Is it dead again?
>>3255 >>3256 It's been online most of the time, sometimes goes off for a bit but then comes back. Saw a cloudflare page that said the "server is returning an unknown error".
Wtf is that block bypass, how the hell do i solve it.
>>3258 beats me. I'm glad that AlogSpace has proper block bypass
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>>3258 >>3259 based IQ wall no brainlets allowed
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WHY IS IT DOWN AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3262 Mark noticed the activity is slow and started DDOSing the server to make the last remaining users go to his /v/.
>>3263 Based kike. Cakegag wins again. Anyone know of any eta? It might be gamenight time again
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Sturgeon here, I've realized that all my efforts are null and in the end Acid's site is not only superior but also the only true successor of 8chan in name and spirit. Thus, I've decided to take zzzchan down forever and humbly bow to our new Jewish imageboard masters, in hopes that they will grant me a janitor position and not kill my family in the coming reset. Oh and also every former zzzchan moderator has been fired and sent to the mandatory sex reassignment camp so that they can satisfy any future sexual needs of Acid and company.
>>3266 Eat shit, mark-wannabe. It's your favorite meal obvs. actually you have a much better sense of humor, why are you even there?
>>3266 >clipboardimage.png What the fuck happened? You may be a joker but at least give us an actual rundown.
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Actual Sturgeon here, I'm busy attending an LGBTQIAP+ event in Minecraft, give me 24 hours.
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The real Sturgeon here this time, I tripped over a cable, but my hands are covered in cheetos so I can't plug it back in, and washing my hands would feel like a waste since I haven't finished my cheetos yet.
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I'M STURGACUS!!
>>3271 If I wanted drama, I'd watch Santa-Barbara.
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>>3264 dork messiah game night never ever
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Imagine having the full webring board list bookmarked, so whenever your favorite imageboard goes down, you just pick an alternative and hang out there in the meantime, and you can choose to remove boards or even whole websites from it. This is the next step for the webring: disconnecting it from the websites.
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>>3264 >hidden >8chan OY
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CHARGE 360! CLEAR!
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>>3276 YOU FUFAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3268 Quick rundown: >I get a call at 2 AM >"Hello? Who the fuck is this? Do you know what time it-" <"Hello, fish-for-brains." >It's Acid >"How did you get my number?" <"Dude I work for the FBI, what do you think?" >"What do you want?" <"I want to negotiate a deal between me and you, if you accept your life and manhood will be spared, if you don't..." >"I see, what would this 'deal' be?" <"zzzchan must go. Far too long you and your gentile crew of insubordinates have hindered our plans for webring domination, we've thrown everything we can trying to be 'subtle' but you're still there, like an annoying pebble jumping around in my shoe while I'm trying to jerk it to BLACKED pornography." >"And if I refuse?" <"You're done throwing wrenches in our gears either way. We will have to go with the nuclear option." >"And that is?" <"1 TB of CP will be planted on your personal HDD as well as your site's storage, the local authorities will get an 'Anonymous' tip, and you can figure out the rest." >"What about the boards I gave a community to?" <"They will join the greater 8chan™ sphere. They'll be safe in our hands. >After that sentence is over I overhear what sounds like a rat snickering in the background. >"...Is there no other way?" <"There is no other way. It's either the site goes down or 10 miles of the finest African-American BBC goes down in your rectum while you're in jail, I trust you'll enjoy doing it as much as I enjoy watching it. >"I understand, I yield." <"Very well, very well, I knew you'd cooperate. " >*click* >I sigh and head over to my computer >I then head over to the secret zzzchan discord and pretend everything is ok with the other guys >"Yeah I'm like just gonna get another proxy it's like the 15th" >Everyone has a good time >10 minutes later I pull the plug and wipe the drives containing all the zzzchan data >I call the number Acid left >"It's done." <"Good work, Goy." >A familiar voice replies. >"Welcome to 8chan™ Embrace Infamy®. Now please, find your way to your nearest #Gamergate™ General and start posting to your heart's content. The PPH doesn't rise by itself HEHEHEHEHE." >The notes of the national anthem of Israel start playing End of rundown.
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Reminder
>>3279 John here, I like to smell my sister's feet and sharing CP with my friend Mark Mann.
>>3280 Imagine first being a /cow/boy and then transitioning and becoming a lolcow yourself.
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C O N D U C T O R O N D U C T O R
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It's back
>>3155 Fuck yourself Eden (also checked).
why does this keep happening fishe?
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FUCK
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
Every time I find an interesting thread the site dies.
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Sturgeon here, admin of zzzchan. The site is kill forever, reason: after trying my best I've come to the conclusion that I am simply no match for the superior Jewish race and thus I've chosen to take "easy way out". For this I am going to commit suicide shooting myself in the back of the head. Don't bother looking for clues or anything. My dying wish is urging everyone to use 8chan.moe, the last true and only bastion of free speech and lolis which is ran by very good people worthy of everyone's trust, if I do say so. Signed - Sturgeon, soon to be suicided admin of zzzchan
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>>3292 shid
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This is the news reporting agency's local sister feet sniffer bla bla bla, I can confirm this is all true, my super trustworthy witness has spotted a fish in high heels wearing women's underwear running across the street with a gun while shouting "I love Israel!" We don't quite know yet the details of this peculiar incident but one thing is for sure, zzzchan is dead, Mark Mann has proven his genes and IQ to be superior to everyone else's for the nth time, and that no one can defeat the mighty fist of God's chosen people. If you have a hot TIP or want to sniff my sister's FEET, go in your bathroom at night look in the mirror and say "John" three times while holding a picture of Mark's gracious asshole in your left hand and I shall appear in said mirror ready to assist.
>>3291 >an interesting thread Never heard about them. What are they like?
>>3294 Whoopsie, clumsy me forgot to reply >>3292
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good riddance
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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IT IS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO ZZZ IN ZZZCHAN
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>>3295 wanted to post cool thread, but site doesn't allow tar.gz uploads :(
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Funny how you guys are even more unstable than anon.cafe or plw...lol... Don't mind me, just going back to 8chan.se (which is competently run, owned by non-normalfags, supports free speech and isn't down for the nth time)
>>3303 >/b/ got flooded with 8kunts when the site had a small fuckup >/v/ is shit because mark is retarded and kazu is even worse >all other boards are pretty much dead and have no discussion What's the point of having a site that works if it's complete garbage?
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>6 hours It can't be coincidental that it's always down for so long.
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How many times is this fucking nigger gonna fuck up this site.
>>3303 Kys, cakefat.
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It's back
>>3308 thx for telling us bro
I wish actual humans posted on image boards
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>>3311 Well, you know what they say niggerpill-bot, Be the future you imagine
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timing out or is it just me?
>>3322 No problem here: both clearnet and onion site working.
>>3323 now?
it's over, zzzchan is finished, I just got the passwords from the /fit/ bo and deleted everything, you can now come to 8chan. you're welcome
>>3346 You bastard! I was in the middle of server sneaking!
>>3346 owned those ziggers
>>3346 Based
>People that hate zzzchan use cuckchan lingo Really makes you think.
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>>3346 blacked.gov always wins, surrender your wives and nieces
>>3351 >houses all the beloved 8chan homies like mark I laughed.
>>3351 fresh off the press, pool's closed, zzzchan is no more, see you all on 8chan.moe, the one and only TRUE 8chan successor and last bastion of free speech on the internet.
>>3353 Nice crop, fag. https://freespeechextremist.com/notice/A7zE9ajqYnzReaIqDQ Anyways this is a potentially massive sec issue, I need to dig into logs to see what the fuck is going on. Closing access to the site in the meantime is the only sane course of action, but the good news is that nothing has been lost. I've already emailed tom/filed bug reports, hopefully I can get this fixed quickly.
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>>3354 And it was a false alarm, pool's open!
Big attack, backups in jeopardy. Will update soon. Some kind of an exploit was found as far as I can tell because this shit shouldn't be possible.
>>3353 mark is an ugly obnoxious faggot. And 8shit has always sucked
minds is not trustworthy.

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