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Official GCUP Thread Supporter 12/11/2020 (Fri) 23:16:17 No.2059 [Reply] [Last]
FINALLY, without further ado it's time to OFFICIALLY announce the GCUP, an exhibition tournament to crown a champion among the webring's national representatives! Format currently TBA, it will be either bracket style (Single or Double Elim) or a Group Stage tournament. Whichever one we go with mostly depends on the total # of teams involved. As previously mentioned, we'll also be hosting friendlies for teams not in the GCUP. These games will either be by the ICUP book, or "enhanced" with a random, meme ruleset. First matchday is tentatively February 13th. I was considering end of January, but with the holidays coming up, it's likely no serious progress will be made on very many fronts, so we'll kick things into gear come January and be ready for February. Matchdays will consist of some amount of exhibition games and then a number of GCUP matches after that. To enter your team officially, please post in the thread with your board and its site, and indicate what you want to enter for. If you'll be a GCUP team, please let me know what nation you'll be representing. If you've started work already, either on this board, or on your home board, please include links to the work in your post, otherwise, just let me know where it will be posted. The team must be created in accordance to ICUP rules. Lastly, if you're willing to take the charge for your given board, please send me an email (SKF at cock dot li) so I have a direct line to you. I still aim to avoid namefaggotry as much as possible, but this is a necessary evil to keep communication neat and orderly. If you wish to enter a team for the friendlies, same thing, please provide a link to the posts/thread where your work is. Please also request your match preference (ICUP rules or meme rules) and, if you wish, a potential opponent. Depending on how long the GCUP festivities run though, we may not be able to accomodate all requests, so bear that in mind. Meme rulesets used for these friendlies will be determined at a date closer to the start of the event, so to keep expectations clear: To enter a team for a meme friendly I will need only team name, logo, 3 kits, anthems, player names, and their default positions. Strategies will not be needed, but any additional submissions (game balls, player models, stadiums, etc) are accepted. If you're a pre-existing team I can just take your team from ICUP6 and adjust it accordingly. I had been planning for a streamlined method of submitting teams, but it's not ready yet. Hopefully this will be the last Cup we go with this scattershot method of submitting teams and strategies. I'll likely edit this post to add more info as it comes up but for now this is it. I'll be making a couple of tracking posts underneath this one for quick topic reference.
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>>2371 >>2373 Here's the 360 goal. I had to compress it a ton to get it under the file limit. If anyone wants the original to rip and work on, the clip here starts at 7:23 of the /otter/ vs /fscchan/ game. But yeah, the goal is ripe for a 2009-era MLG edit.

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Anon 12/11/2020 (Fri) 14:20:38 No.3183 [Reply] [Last]
Post here when you visit /comfy/ Thread number four. "It's warmer in the south" edition. Old thread: >>2377
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I don't have much to say so here's an old Roll Minecraft skin that I found on Pixiv long ago that I edited and updated to function with the new skin format. Make sure to use the Alex setting or it'll be completely glitched.
>>3859 I remember when I did a Postal 3 dude skin for minecraft. Wish I still had it
about to go to sleep, hope you guys are having a good night
am retard
>>3873 me 2 wanna hang out?

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Advertising thread Anon Board owner 05/26/2020 (Tue) 08:43:02 No.1157 [Reply] [Last]
You can advertise other sites, events, communities, etc. in this thread, please don't make new threads for advertising from now.
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Looking for a comfy imageboard wirechan.org
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Hey /comfy/, do you like otters? Come over and chat with us https://otterchan.net/
Someone over on smuglo seems to be making a newspaper. Could be fun to participate: https://smuglo.li/rec/res/609.html

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Vinegar & Other Considerations In Modern Times Anonymous 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:41:37 ID: 874a6b No.194 [Reply]
Muhammad was pretty fond of vinegar despite it being the result of the breakdown of alcohol. He even came up with an entire halal vinegar-making distillation process (Takhammur/Takhallul processes) that was meant to prevent the vinegar-makers from having access to the alcoholic juice during the alcohol distillation. Such processes seemed more to be for the benefit and consideration of the workers so that they would not run afoul of the laws of the land during the time period (by producing alcohol) rather than out of religious necessity since vinegar was traditionally produced in what would be considered small/"home brew" batches. In the age of industrial processes that effectively separate the worker from his ability to sin by producing the vinegar products of wines/grains in processes where it would be extremely difficult to produce and the vinegar producers themselves are generally of the company sort that are reputable/not known for imbibing in the alcohols used to produce their vinegars, should such considerations for the halal vinegar-making process still be taken into account to protect the individual from sin outside of homebrew application using halal measures? Are there any other food production or sin-related measures that /islam/ would take into consideration with modern times separating the purely religious reasonings that should be absolutely followed from the practical application reasonings that were implemented for the protection of the individual? Disclaimer: I'm a Christian of the old faith branches so I understand religious significance in modern times and this is all just philosophical.
>>194 From what I understand, alcohol is haram because it is an 'impure substance'. It is addictive and has deleterious effects upon the mind and body. Vinegar does not produce the same effect, in fact it would have been very important for purifying drinking water before the advent of modern filtration techniques.

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/heavy/ Anonymous 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:49:09 No.1079 [Reply]
This is your dark cave for discussion surrounding everything from the musical genres of rock and metal, along with its rolling prototype form. "Quick" riff samples and licks of history from its creators right here for your back & forth movement necessities. Nowadays i only listen to certain sub-genres, mainly the psychedelic, but sure as hellfire will upload artists of old playlists of mine ranging from progressive to the classic hardies and heavies. Check our mother thread /musicprod/ as well for more discussion: >>42 Not to be confused with the fine lads at /rocks/: >>2
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4 releases, 595MB in size (100+ are due to a scanned booklet lol), 320kbps converted from SACD or 8track-sourced FLACs. >(1968) Iron Butterfly ~ Heavy https://mega.nz/file/yUwmTTLY#evzNt-D_0RBgL0xiaShM1FnwdcslJs2KsGnpoVmJAmU >(1968) Iron Butterfly ~ In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida https://mega.nz/file/bBg01BJb#Iaz7PISijTAqM9asil2sjTxnyKh_IMaD3q0N_C6rNG4 >(1969) Iron Butterfly ~ Ball https://mega.nz/file/WF4EnZII#g9DrZjv0qMSkJrbGC2IcpgvU0SR5MdqRNfyANkAK13c >(1970) Iron Butterfly (with Pinera & Rhino) ~ Metamorphosis https://mega.nz/file/WJoUCRSA#sk2JN7Q6WV_cnmB6cePi6U7YxR6yRqpe-QR7mUxk5NY

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Anon 02/26/2021 (Fri) 15:23:09 No.3843 [Reply]
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I really hope you don't say mean things to me
>>3845 Saying mean things gets you b& around here
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Yo!
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>>3869 NOOOO PASS YUUUU~!!
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>>3844 NANOCHAN! What did they do to your hair!?

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/Comfy/ room Anon 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:11:48 No.3834 [Reply]
Is your room /comfy/ as of now? Are there anything you will do to make it even more so?
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>>3850 My computer[s] is my haven. For better and worse. The hours late at night are pure so long as I'm not silly enough to be annoyed by anonymous users.
I'm about to get my own apartment and I plan to make my bedroom as comfy as possible. No backlit screens, except my phone far away from the bed. Blackout curtains and I'll invest in one of those sunset/sunrise simulation lamps as my alarm. While it simulates a sunset I'll read on my ereader til I fall asleep. Looking forward to this comfiness
>>3860 Sounds amazing. Keep us posted, anon!
>>3834 For years, it's been a dump, I thrashed it when I was in my teen years, haven't slept there since then. Later I kind of started using it as a storage room. I'm trying to clean and organize it a bit better right now, I started with the bookshelves, which now have books and notebooks. But it really is a pain, especially since there are a lot of toys from when I was a kid, I never got rid of them, I didn't want to lose the memories I had. The room needs a lot of work to be done. It's tiny, so tiny the bed is actually a top-bunk bunk bed, to allow for floor room. There's a childish "The Jungle Book" movie wallpaper all around, so I'd have to remove it and give the room a new coat of paint. I'd like to get a big bed, but I don't think it'll be possible. I'd also have to move my PC there and get an internet connection on that side of the house. tl;dr: money is tight and my room is a dump.
My room is definitely /comfy/ now. I'm separated from the rest of the house but still in the same house. To access my room you have to go through a small hallway outside, kind of like a hotel room. I even have my own bathroom, I really don't have much to complain about it.

animu thread Anon 05/02/2020 (Sat) 17:11:35 No.640 [Reply] [Last]
Post here whenever you finished watching an anime. I'm very new to it so I don't think I could fit on /animu/, less /a/, so I figured I may make a thread here. Watched pic related recently, it was very neat but I didn't like the ending a lot, seems like the rewards Chihiro got were too given at the palm of her hand there. Other than that it was pretty neat and reminded me to care about your friends.
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>>1046 Oh i see I'm not the only one that knows about Haibane Renmie, but it's not obscure anymore than Serial Experiments Lain is obscure as the same people did it. I watched it ages ago as it was in the top downloaded anime on isohunt before that went down back in like the early 2000s or something. Maybe 2009. I torrented it back then.
Somali and the Forest Spirit was nice. anyone?
Finished watching Non Non Biyori season 1 a few days ago, school girls living in the boonies wasn't as boring as I thought it was, I suspect this might have been due to the unique setting allowing for more innovative stories, but I could be wrong. Definitely recommend it for a comfy watching.
One of my favorites, Yuru Camp. I love eberrything about it, especially the clothes' and gear designs, I wish I could find more patterns like those. >>646 I have to pick these again, I was in a bad mood when these aired. >>1115 Rewatching this soon, hopefully, never finished the second season. >>2380 Gin no Saji is peak /comfy/! Kamichu is on my plan to watch list. >>3792 NNB is a great anime, it definitely is /comfy/ and hilarious. I'm watching the third season right now, but I save up the episodes for shipty days, so I can go to bed feeling better.
>>3792 NNB is just the best on the third season right now.

General thread /fa/g 12/12/2020 (Sat) 22:10:05 No.212 [Reply]
General thread.
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Comfy vidya thread Anon 06/27/2020 (Sat) 15:23:10 No.1760 [Reply] [Last]
ITT we discuss video games that possess the comfy factor. For me it's all manners of RTS games, taking time to gather resources and build a cool base is great fun. Driving games are cool too, I have fond memories of pic related (although I was pretty bad at it as a kid).
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>>3837 You mean this one? It's kinda tricky I guess. Thing is I've been playing this game for so long that I feel like I've known these things since forever, so I don't even know how I figured this out, or maybe I just read it in a magazine.
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>>3838 No no, it's this one. This pic shows that the player has gone past the wall (the right one) but what I mean is that if you xray it before you go in, it shows nothing (making you think you can't pass through it). But you actually could. I am so glad that DEER FORCE did not do this more than once. If the game had half of such secrets, the trust between the tools given and the player wood be broken and it wood make him give up.
>>3840 >the wall (the right one) Sorry I meant the wall that's slightly near the center of the screenshot
>>3840 >>3841 Oh ok that one, but that's not a secret, it's the path you have to follow... I think it's in the same room, the thing about that room is that since it has those firefly things lightning works differently and the X-Ray scope doesn't work. But I think it's just hardware limitations, not devs being cheeky.
>>3597 >greenish wood stairs Mod or texture pack?

/christian/ reading 04/29/2020 (Wed) 23:19:43 No.28 [Reply]
Aside from the obvious, what relevant reads have you come across?
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>>43 Yeah, I could be a Jansenist.
>>28 Just a quick look into some of the texts listed under the Fiction section, and it's clear that Les Miserables and Paradise Lost are filled with heretical nonsense (e.g. in PL, an angel discourages Adam from building a temple due to it being "idolatry"). Otherwise, there's some decent texts. >>33 This is a much better chart.
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greetings anons. newfag christbro here. i just read 12 rules for life by jordan peterson. i know its a meme book and all that, i know that a lot of people doubt he's even christian but he got me reading the bible and now im here. my favourite parts in 12 rules was when he wrote about the bible from a symbolic /psychological perspective. can you guys recommend any books like that? im looking specifically for books that go into the symbolism or jungian takes of the bible.
>>38 >2020 >Still believing the gommunists are gonna take over the world
>>33 Woah Anon, that mysticism section is badly out of order. I made the mistake of a bad reading order much to the detriment of my soul. Start off with Teresa of Avila. Here anon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKXOFOSM4zo , this audio version is quite good. It will serve as a primer. After that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKXcKnGuwrg&list=PLGLhrnM7t_JOqaJL7ajJOilRg1hqjKntz&index=4&t=4031s will serve as a good read. My only warning here is to not fall into the temptation of reading into Divine will or differentiating it from chance. Simply be at peace with it. "Who can know the mind of God? Who can fathom its depths?" From there, I would chose some more Teresa of Avila, but I have been supplementing my mystical practices with sources from other traditions-- Buddhism, Stoicism, Hinduism, etc. One must be very careful with this, so it is probably better to stay with the Saints. Just to drive in a second time how bad this list is: Dark Night of the Soul is the second part of The Ascent of Mount Carmel. If you picked up The Ascent it would be bad enough, but starting with the Dark Night would be agonizing and unusable.

Anonymous 10/03/2019 (Thu) 19:02:01 No.673 [Reply]
Reminder that life is great
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>>3812 >does /comfy/ have a /fascist/ userbase? no >Or are you guys apolitical/hate ebil natzhees? yes
>>3812 Fellow shipskin here, just be yourself, as long as you're being comfy it'll be fine. This board is for enjoying yourself, not judging others,
It's an anonymous board, nobody needs to know your skin color.
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Life may not be great, but you have to see the good side of it, even if it's small, because there's already enough of the other side anyways
>>3822 Being a pessimistic cynic is easy. Being an optimist is rewarding. >>3812 >In relation to that, does /comfy/ have a /fascist/ userbase? Berry much no. On a similar note, rabble rousing is also frowned upon. Do have a look at the rules if you have not already. >>3628 The trick is the 'healthy salad', not the broger!

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Bible Discussion General Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:17:22 No.455 [Reply]
this can be a thread we discuss the bible and deepen our collective knowledge about our faith. the bible is the foundational book for our faith so we need to be quite familiar with what it has to say https://www.e-sword.net/index.html here is some software which you can use to compare various translations

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/pro/ - Raccoons Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:41:20 No.1053 [Reply]
This is the coon thread. Wanna see if there's any interest here. Post and discuss anything procyonid related.
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>>1071 That's the joke She thinks its a Tanuki, but its a racoon
>>1072 Ha ha ha ha thats so stoopy
>>1070 That's from urasekai (otherside) picnic So racoon dogs are that different from racoons?
>>1074 Seals are more closely related to coons than tanukis
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InstantIB.LynxChan + Onion: An Imageboard Host Builder Anonymous Board owner 04/30/2020 (Thu) 17:08:36 No.10678 [Reply] [Last]
UPDATE: instantib.lynxchan version 2.4.10 released. I'm releasing a modified version of Anon.cafe's build and maintenance tooling. It is an Ansible role that turns a CentOS 7 server into a LynxChan 2.4.10 host with an nginx reverse proxy in front to handle HTTPS termination and traffic limiting. It is very configurable and includes variable documentation as well as a tutorial to help those unfamiliar with Ansible get up to speed. It's my hope that this will help Anon spin up new imageboards without having to struggle against many of their software's peculiarities and tedium. I've also added a role that will set up Tor hidden services; it permits either hands-off management of the hidden service private key or storage of the hidden service private key in an encrypted Ansible Vault. InstantIB.LynxChan is at https://gitgud.io/Skyline/instantib.lynxchan InstantIB.Onion is at https://gitgud.io/Skyline/instantib.onion The role bundles and builds several pieces of software not available in CentOS repositories (e.g. ExifTool to strip EXIF from images and FFmpeg to generate better thumbnails), may optionally create a special user that can pull remote MongoDB database dumps from elsewhere, ensures that both MongoDB and LynxChan will restart on failure, detects and handles necessary service restarts/reloads, may install and configure the webring/alternate captcha/native image generation addons if desired, supports proper multi-device favicons, provides enhanced TLS security by default, optionally generates strong custom Diffie-Hellman (DH) key-exchange parameters for extra security, allows optional IP range blocking at the network firewall, configures Security-Enhanced Linux to work gracefully with MongoDB, and allows optional use of the notoriously obtuse Sendmail to relay email from LynxChan to an external mail host. If you have some basic GNU/Linux literacy and follow the tutorial then read the documentation carefully, you will be able to use this to spin up and maintain a LynxChan imageboard of your own. You can override and adjust the variables and then re-run your playbook to gracefully detect and adjust only what needs to be adjusted on your server. The role is presently in alpha; although I use it with full confidence on anon.cafe, it is possible that it might not work for some combination of options I've never tried, or I've broken it while adding the latest enhancements for genpop use. I recommend that you try it out thoroughly against a virtual machine before using it on any kind of production instance. Be careful and methodical. Future tutorials will include the Paranoid Admin's Imageboard Hosting Primer, in which I will briefly explain the different privacy and security trade-offs you can make as an imageboard admin for yourself and your users, making payments and taking donations without compromising your identity, understanding how to maintain OPSEC+COMSEC+FINSEC in such a way that a single breach will not be your undoing, how all this might be done in practice, and more. To those who do not have the literacy this tooling assumes and would prefer something a little more intensively hand-holding, more will come. I nevertheless encourage you to muddle your way through with a VM, a CentOS 7 netinst ISO, and a search engine - if nothing else, you will come out knowing a little more than you came in with.
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Not quite related but I'm getting stuck on setting up a database and random file permissions when installing vichan/npfchan. Any ideas what I'm doing wrong?
>>13887 Perhaps there is an issue involving your database and/or file permissions.
instantib.lynxchan version 2.4.10 has been made available for public use. As always, InstantIB.LynxChan is at https://gitgud.io/Skyline/instantib.lynxchan InstantIB.Onion is at https://gitgud.io/Skyline/instantib.onion We'll probably move away from CentOS in the next major update, given the changes in its project. We only chose it for its long-term support and similarity to StephenLynx's environment anyway. >Future tutorials will include the Paranoid Admin's Imageboard Hosting Primer, in which I will briefly explain the different privacy and security trade-offs you can make as an imageboard admin for yourself and your users, making payments and taking donations without compromising your identity, understanding how to maintain OPSEC+COMSEC+FINSEC in such a way that a single breach will not be your undoing, how all this might be done in practice, and more. This never happened, but briefly: >Use domain, DNS, and hosting companies that accept Monero (XMR) or Zcash. Bitcoin is traceable given sufficient interest and resources, and exchange KYC laws mean that your money's point of entry into the system is painted on you. One way to do this might be to buy BTC, send it to a more-anonymous exchange that doesn't require KYC, swap it for Zcash, send the Zcash through an independent wallet running on Tails/Whonix, then send it on for the payments. >Do your homework with regard to what your different providers will and will not accept. For example, NiceVPS will host almost anything, but they are very expensive. Note that some "free speech" hosts specifically exclude certain types of speech in their fine print. >Understand operational trade-offs for different protection. For example, European hosts often don't need to know anything about your identity, but they have much weaker protections for content. American hosts ostensibly receive First Amendment protection, but they are required to know your identity. (A good example is Nearly Free Speech, who have an extremely robust policy protecting speech of the kind they themselves find deeply objectionable, but who insist upon knowing the identity of the single natural person whom the account belongs to.) >Interact with your providers and systems only through anonymised systems like Whonix or Tails. >If you can afford it, split domain registration between different companies in different jurisdictions. Anon.cafe's domains are registered in Romania and a few other nations. >Don't use domains whose authorities have a history of takedowns and other such actions. Anon.cafe uses .co and .org as backup domains, .cafe being a TLD of unknown risk. >Don't build an identity for yourself. Some imageboard admins establish small cults of personality, but we recommend against it unless you have watertight OPSEC and COMSEC. Identity tends to grow until it affects your actions in ways that won't be immediately obvious to you. Imageboard culture values anonymity for a reason.

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>>14030 >Imageboard culture values anonymity for a reason Is that why the imageboard where every BO and admin is a notorious namefag is the most popular one in the webring? I don't necessarily disagree with you but I think many people like to know who rules over them.
>>14030 Thanks the XSEC info is appreciated Admin.

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/kong/ Supporter 02/17/2021 (Wed) 19:03:00 No.2316 [Reply]
let's play https://alogs.theguntretort.com/kong/ GK: HE Offensive Goalkeeper GK Long Throw LB: Gaymer Goy Speeding Bullet Weighted Pass CB: DK Jr. The Instigator Acrobatic Finishing Weighted Pass RB: /vgmg/ Defensive Full-Back Scotch Move Weighted Pass, Flip Flap LMF: Tactical Board Nuke [silver] Low Punt Trajectory Weighted Pass, Long Throw, Flip Flap CMF: Robi's Revenge Incisive Run Weighted Pass CMF: New Funky Mode! [bronze] Man Marking Weighted Pass,Track Back CMF: AiAi Malicia Weighted Pass RMF: Specter bronze Malicia Weighted Pass SS: Amigo Dummy Runner Long Range Drive Weighted Pass CF: Donkey Kong (Captain) [gold] Captaincy,Acrobatic Clear Weighted Pass, Man Marking, Acrobatic Finishing, First Time Shot, Rabona

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>>2316 Here's our kit lads
So who copypasted the invite, mid-GCUP onto your board?
>>2345 Beats me. The board is practically empty save for occasional banter too.

Anonymous 05/11/2020 (Mon) 21:46:15 No.60 [Reply]
Oh, Poetic Friends, Come join us at https://anon.cafe/icup/ for the Infinity Cup, if you so desire!
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The GCUP Friendlies are set! Teams and gimmicks were drawn at random; you will be playing /lang/ in the sixth friendly of the tournament. Start time can be found here: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=2021-02-20T19:30:00 We'll be showing these matches on the 8cup cytube as usual. Tune in!
>>61 We really forgot Erza Pound. Not that I've read any of his works.
We're on in an hour; our time draws near. Come over now and give us a cheer!
/pol/ - /lang/ rivalry when!

In memory of a glorious future forsaken by the White man for his new (((master))) Anonymous 10/03/2019 (Thu) 01:36:31 No.7 [Reply]
The Mother "When your mother has grown older, When her dear, faithful eyes no longer see life as they once did, When her feet, grown tired, No longer want to carry her as she walks - Then lend her your arm in support, Escort her with happy pleasure. The hour will come when, weeping, you Must accompany her on her final walk. And if she asks you something, Then give her an answer. And if she asks again, then speak! And if she asks yet again, respond to her,

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>((( ))) stop using ded meeme
>>49 (((you)))
>>49 Roses are red Violets are blue Who's behind this post? Probably (((you)))
>>21 This but less ironically; it's from a mockumentary and is appropriate in conveying it's satirical purpose on various styles of contemporary rap lyricism. The unusual initial rhyming scheme (AAAAAAAAAAAAACAB) in particular makes a clear critique through exaggeration.
>>21 kekd. Always remember Poe's Law, Anon Nevar 4get

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A reasonable doubt towards UFO & EBE phenomena Anonymous 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:03:34 No.111 [Reply]
Always liked the old discussions by read anons towards assessing if an event related to ufo's and aliens deserved a reasonable look or otherwise, sadly these conversations were usually made by individuals who found themselves with likeminded people in totally unrelated boards and such activity died shortly due to interruption by jokesters/mods or thread bumping out due to natural causes. Now that we have this space i would like to comment once in a while or mention some incidents and its pertinent data (easily found or otherwise in specialized media) so we can come back and revisit or add to it, but i would also take it one step further and discuss media popular in the field but that never gets a mention on why it exists, for example the exact origin of certain images or precepts like the so-called visiting aryan people in flying ships that happened in the 60's.
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If this venture goes to a certain length we can also annex a conventional rating system on each event based on the doubts it casts upon the reader, a basic idea would be pic related but anything goes in our early stages. I don't pretend to make it an official and/or extensive guide but i will try to read a bit of the basics of true journalism to get to know the standards i should question the information and more importantly: The authors of said information. I have read a fair bit of this topic i can say for starters that in a 5-point rating (with 5 being a reasonable doubt) few events are above 2 yet the very few ones that surpass it are puzzling, they do deserve a good look at least once. I also have a certain phobia towards this topic since i was a kid so i will usually just post when not uncomfortable, hence i guess the upcoming long pauses between posts


Dolphin poster Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 20:21:16 No.223 [Reply]
I think he has become a site-wide problem right now, so I thought I'd bring attention to it here. Can he be permanently banned from all boards whenever he appears? Although he appeared in /r9k/, he's begun to spam /otter/ and other parts of the webring.

For those that aren't aware, he:
>Posted links to CP on /r9k/
>Defended the above post
>Continually evades bans
>Avatarfags with a plush dolphin
>Is currently spamming /r9k/ and /otter/

A robot has made archives of most of his posts (first ones missing unfortunately):
https://archive.ph/QLaTH
https://archive.md/nopjy
https://archive.md/XslPQ
https://archive.md/lry5N
https://archive.md/iKMVH
https://archive.today/6yZMY
https://archive.md/JN6JG

Pic related sums him up. You can see the dolphin plushie near the computer screen, the /pol/ shit he regularly posts, and his interest in computing. He has also started posting about sharks too, along with a shark plush toy.
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Someone post comprehensive screenshots of the dolphin antics offsite (imgur or catbox or whatever) so that taking down anon.cafe can't erase the dolphin's PERMANENT RECORD
>>10420
http://archive.ph/hoVKi
Archive of this thread, which has links to archives of the other threads. Should be enough.
I wonder if Dolphin is the same faggot that used to be Cheetah nigger when Meguca was still around.
>>14141 >autistic schizo spammer on meguca WEW! Who is the Cheetah nigger? What is his story?
>>14158 Meguca was full of retards too easily triggered. They accused everyone of being cheetah they disagreed with. If they stopped shitting their pants constantly no one would know or care meguca ever existed or their non-existent troll.

Flat Earth General /feg/ Anonymous 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:23:25 No.14 [Reply]
For discussion of flat earth cosmology. When did you wake up to the ball meme? Eric Dubay was instrumental to my own awakening, along with Zetetic Astronomy. Eric Dubay: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/TCgwKoAf3Y9z/ >200 Proofs Earth is Not a Spinning Ball http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2015/08/200-proofs-earth-is-not-spinning-ball.html?m=1 >Zetetic Astronomy: https://archive.org/details/zeteticastronom00rowbgoog
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>>97 When did they make it? I mean it could be possible the more I think of it, but it's not actually build like a normal house, but more like all the other stations on Antarctic
>>100 >When did they make it? From 1999 to 2007 >but it's not actually build like a normal house It has deep point founding columns rather than a shallow uniform slab, it can calibrate its height hence having some kind of hydraulic system on top of it. In the most difficult part of construction, the foundations, this building is more complex than "a normal house", the separating elements like internal walls, windows, floors and furniture comes secondary as they are prefab and can easily be put together but that insulating black paneling (and the one under it) i suppose can only be transported via truck or airplane due to its weight. All done under -40 celsius so the workers were using some sort of suit that hampers their mobility significantly, i mean it can be done but it's one of the most hardassed constructions i've heard of, it's like building a rig in the middle of a hurricane alley part of the ocean with a thousand kilometers without contact on any X/Y/Z coordinate.
>>106 I mean it's for a reason there, many shits are done there with the history of climate on earth.
>>97 >I suppose they checked the general circumference of the south pole kek There was multiple expeditions over the years, I assume there was a basic camp there for years, they didn't need to measure circumference
>>109 Yes, i think that's what happened but i do find interesting how 100 years ago they made the precise calculation to know that place is the center of it all. The building is made meters in front of the actual official marker, not just a random spot that has been the camp since forever. There is a reason for it to be there, at least for cool points, but it not being more well known in popular culture nor in construction education is puzzling but i guess not surprising, i got called out by a professor once for making a quick presentation in building structural regulations class about how WTC could've not fallen down by fire he got me not because he didn't believe otherwise but because muh victims

Comfy Animals Anon 03/01/2020 (Sun) 01:38:33 No.10 [Reply] [Last]
:)
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>>3294 Cows!
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Confessions Anonymous 07/10/2020 (Fri) 02:46:58 No.98 [Reply]
Post what you have done wrong, and know that He will forgive you.
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>>441 >Doesn't breed until permitted by some stinking clown world society pozzing rabbis quoting an old proto ideology rulebook 4 dummies scroll >Then tries to sell me Heaven/Hell merchandise from the same desert fable scroll >Mfw even cavemen had more natural reason going for them than cuckstians who are literally so fucking OBSESSED with being cucked by having their rabbis authorize them just to persue basic human nature and have offspring. HONESTLY LOL
>>134 You did nothing wrong but really it wasn't your beef, both of thwm wted you to pick a side. and actually you shouldn't have touched it at all and since you touched it you should have gone full in and not indifferent that's their problems with you i guess, tough call but still you didnt really do anything wrong, Sometimes you do actually have to act as a mediator which sucks but may be important sometimes. Keep that in mind next time
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>>134 I'm sorry to hear all this anon, I know what it feels like to be stuck in the middle of a "he-said she-said" situation with loved ones. It seems like you really tried to be neutral in this, and that you believed it was better than interfering. This has caused me great pain as well. >And the fact is the parole violation would have been pressed based on decisions from people entirely ignorant of my existence or any of my actions but that's not how A sees it. From the looks of it A has a willingness to forgive you, but a nagging thought lingers in the back of his head. That can be hard to ignore, especially when his perspective makes sense to a degree. I hope A doesn't get in real trouble if he hadn't committed a crime. Maybe that will smooth things over a little when he doesn't go to jail. But, maybe some space would be a good thing for the both of you. I hope you're able to reconnect sooner rather than later. Be in peace my brother, for your future is bright, You have a clean conscious, so shall stay in the light.
>>238 To repent literally means to think again. To understand where you are in the wrong and then try to change yourself is paramount of being a Christian.
>>432 >>442 >>444 >facebook frog

The Absolute State Anonymous 02/19/2021 (Fri) 00:48:07 No.14022 [Reply]
This is the weakest justification I have ever seen >You're not all like this. Such posts are usually met with scorn or well-reasoned counterarguments by other posters So why not have the bad-eggs kicked out (easily done, as most will get upset if rules are changed) and not delete 30% of the posts ever made on your site? >but occasional glimpses of /fascist/ from time to time suggest that such content has become more typical as time has passed "occasional glimpses", i.e. the occasional outrageous post that gains controversy, while 95% of the content is mundane and fine. discussion >and that the board has changed from its original tone and focus since we allowed a bunker to be set up here. This is a lie. The board is the same. > we are not willing to engage in intensive monitoring and moderation of the board's content Tell the BO to clean up the problem posters. You have already said that most of the board is not like this and and the problem posters are "usually met with scorn or well-reasoned counterarguments by other posters" Also, it's clear that the BO is willing to negotiate on these matters, and frankly it is quite unprofessional to warn someone that their board is in danger, and not notify the BO on the board itself in some way so you are sure that they know their board is danger.
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>>14113 You lost, racist. Deal with it.
>>14107 You're the one who lost not us
>>14117 Weak bait, ATF fatty. >>14118 > You're the one who lost not us > not us Thanks for the confirmation, ATF fatty.
We need to kill /fascist/ and kill it fast. This board is extremly dangerous to anon.cafe. Are you with me, /k/? Let's shoot the nazis!
>>14117 >You lost, racist. Deal with it. >racist Keep pushing faggot, the harder you agitate the stronger we grow. The more people you radicalize against your infantile equality dogma. Racism is reality, specifically against jews like you and your braindead pawns.

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zzzchan technical difficulties Anonymous 09/08/2020 (Tue) 18:15:17 No.2394 [Reply] [Last]
sturgeon here, somethings gone wrong with the proxy server. It's intermittent now and I'll be keeping an eye on it while I try and find the cause of the issue. I've also made a minds account : https://www.minds.com/sturgeonfish/ I'll be posting on minds once they get around to sending my confirmation email.
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I'm not even tired, just bored.
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STURGEOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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It's back
I'm not even bored, just censored (by seagull)
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I'm not even eden, just anon

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/islam/'s team for the Infinity Cup 2020 Anonymous 05/11/2020 (Mon) 21:40:15 ID: f88932 No.17 [Reply]
Hello, my Islamic friends, I was wondering if you would be interested in joining us for the Infinity Cup 2020, if not as a team of your own at least as friendly spectators. We'd love to have you with us. Come to https://anon.cafe/icup/ if you want the details. It's a virtual soccer competition among boards.
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Nice match
Today's match against /ausneets/ is starting now https://cytube.xyz/r/ICUP
Made it to the knockouts brothers
The GCUP Knockout Stage begins soon! The Quarterfinals are set to begin at 18:00 UTC (https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20210221T18), with the Semifinals set for 20:00 UTC, and the Final at 21:30 (https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20210221T2130). Catch it all at https://cytube.xyz/r/ICUP!
>>191 Match against /otter/ starting now

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Assalamualaikum Anonymous 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:53:35 ID: eb9e8b No.186 [Reply]
Indoanon here, just found out about this board. Is this board still alive? If not then where do you people hangout?
Wa alaykum salam wa rahmatullah wa barakatuh. I do check this place regularly even though I don't post often.
>>186 Alhamdulillah ternyata ada yang lebih jauh untuk mencari papan gambar untuk islam indonesia :)
>>187 That's cool. Would love to stay here if there's a lot of people tho >>188 Alhamdulillah bro masih banyak indoanon yang tidak lupa dengan identitas muslim mereka di internet.

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/r9k/ camp Anonymous 04/29/2020 (Wed) 15:44:41 No.102 [Reply] [Last]
Gather here.
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>>3100 YOU WEREN'T BAITING?
So what now? Do we wait for zzz/r9k/ to come back?
Hey whats up trannies jk??? lol??? sucks what happened tho
>>3150 Yes.
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Down again. Whoever is in charge of these things can you please at least give people notice prior to these things happening if you can?

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Is there somewhere /o/? Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 16:56:14 No.3106 [Reply]
Is there somewhere /o/? Tell me please.
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There aren't any /o/ boards on the webring, sorry anon.
>>3106 >>3107 Would like an /o/ without the amerimutts
>>3120 >>3107 Then is there someone who could make it.

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Student 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:21:48 ID: 77fa21 No.197 [Reply] [Last]
Hey linguistic brothers, We're announcing a revamped Infinity Cup this year! Come join us over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ and make your own team!
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>>387 huh, what's this about Loomis?
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Hello /lang/, I arrive at your humble board to officially announce the GCUP! The GCUP will be an exhibition tournament between boards of the webring that represent nations of the world, and will be contested under usual ICUP rules. In addition, we'll also be hosting friendlies for non-national boards/teams as part of the festivites. Friendlies can be played under normal rules, or, if you choose, under alternate (meme) rulesets that will be decided closer to the Cup's kickoff. If you would like to participate, head on over to the pinned thread at our board on Cafe. The event is set to begin February 13th, 2021. Look forward to having you there!
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The GCUP Friendlies are set! Teams and gimmicks were drawn at random; you will be playing /pol/ in the sixth friendly of the tournament. Start time can be found here: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=2021-02-20T19:30:00 We'll be showing these matches on the 8cup cytube as usual. Tune in!
We're on in just over an hour! Bonŝancon!

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Dreams thread, the /comfy/ awake in the sleep Anon 05/27/2020 (Wed) 07:38:01 No.1181 [Reply]
It begun with a small tale of an old man dressed in eastern clothes, how he described the actions of a hero who never returned. As he was speaking actions of martial arts and combat were in the background, sketches of them, until he names the title of the event entuthiastically, where the characters strike a pose and the art gets detailed in the middle of the screen. The last segment of it there was a map like thing, it showed the progress that was made in the story, the last bit the protagonist made was on a boat that was turned upside down, the bodies were floating under it. For eberry step before it, a small scene wood happen in the map, the last scene had the hero pushing over the giant baron from a cave and going to the coast to get to his their boat Before getting out of the sea, there were two demons protecting a pagoda thing in a berry abrupt cliff with a thin bridge. One of them had one arm as the wing of a dragon and red, he protected the door, the other one was green and had tenctacle like hair and protected the bridge. The villain in the tower always has a story of where the characters that dissapointed him are thrown to a pit where the character's mother died. it consists of a destroyed staircase where the way out is by jumping to the cliffs that have been separated. Many just end up falling to their deaths. And in one point, the red winged man gets sent to it, tries to get out, only for some force to slap him on the head and his skull to hit a wall and slides to his death There is also at one point a baron of hell like creature emerging from one giant hole, only his head is seen, but it's huge and hides the sun in a moment. The sky was dry orange and the ground was like the grand canyon. Imagine Mario Kart 64's Yoshi's Canyon with all the roads being small and falling from them sending to your doom, it was like that but with more highs and lows, a pagoda/eastern castle hidden between the mountains, and small bridges and ropes connecting small locations The appeal of the story is that it was narrated by anons from one imageboard since many years and as it went on it got expanded. story of one man who went to the island of twisted cliffs and canyons to get revenge at those who killed his mother. The visuals were similar to those old greek myth movies from the 50s. The character may've worn a torso armor that only covered his torso, and brown leather shorts, but he did look like a greek warrior from those movies with his hair curled and an absolute unit. Unrelated, I was stuck on a high tree at some point, like 20 meters tall. I asked a man down there if he could call the firefigters for help. I descended with a rope tight in my waist. When I got to the ground the sky was oddly clear, a colour combination between light blue and chrome. I came across an old man, we exchanged some letters and he gave me the name for a writer of a book. then I walked to the horizon where there was more light blue/chromed things, probably a city, probably a pier. probably a path in the middle of the water, probably a path with the waters next to it and leading to the city. Been a while since I had dreams like this, I think it's due to practising something I like to call "Musical Visualisation" where I imagine a setpiece, scene, or environment from the music I'm listening. This time it was pic related, I think getting to focused on Corona-Chan's journey is letting me forget the things I was capable or I am capable of.
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A dream I had at the beginning of the month was pretty comfy. It was about me and a real rough lady, the sukeban type, trying to escape from an asteroid penal colony. I had an innate feeling that she was a half-Oni as well, since she was big and tall (roughly seven-eight feet tall).
I had a really cool dream I was in a massive submarine or some kind of underwater industrial plant. I think I was a spy of some sort that had to infiltrate and collect something. I was being led by some woman who was a teacher or instructor that worked undercover in the complex, but disappeared and occasionally popped up to say something cryptic. I only met her in a small bathroom in an abandoned part of the facility. I had an antagonist of some sort, who suspected I was up to something and guarded the area I was trying to access. I think I may have whacked him at some point and felt pretty satisfied. At some point I got to the area I needed to be and had to hide around a warehouse while workers went to and fro. Unfortunately my memory of this dream is fractured as I didn't write it down as soon as I woke, but I recall it got weird and spiritual and I ended up in an astral plane.
>see something cool in a dream >take out phone to take a picture >wake up >check phone >it's not there Eberry time.
I don't usually dream anything special at night, but my midday nap dreams are the most vivid I ever had. Absolute crystal clarity, and they only last for short moments before I wake up. Crazy stuff
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I dreamt that a bunch of thugs were in front of a man's house because he said Battlefield (the videogame) was bad. At one point some black folk get cocky and say "Nuh uh, you didn't say that, you said the game's baaaad" and slowly violence starts too escalate. I get pissed and start yelling at them "YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER" repeatedly loud and even attempt to punch them, but my fists didn't go through

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Bugs, Issues, and Changelog Anonymous Board owner 09/02/2019 (Mon) 15:52:13 No.18 [Reply] [Last]
If you notice something wrong that isn't "it's slow", post about it here. If something is fixed or changed, it'll be posted here.
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>>14002 That's a slight improvement. At the least you're not the most lazy-assed lebbit-tier nigger on earth. Still, you're not having much impact beyond the sheer mental masturbation of it on your part. Don't you even care friend? Won't someone please just think of the children for once?
>>13911 >>13995 As far as I know, Lynxchan doesn't permit manual bumplocking of threads. It was a surprise for us as well.
>global.css >.catalogCell img Set min-width/height for it, to prevent nigh unclickable threads in the catalog (your announcement that /fascist/ is being deleted using a single pixel image).
Site was inaccessible for about an hour and change after something caused high rates of packet loss. We alerted our provider to the problem and things seem OK again, though we're still waiting to hear from them what the actual cause was, or if they did anything at all.

Community Announcements Anonymous Board owner 05/21/2020 (Thu) 16:31:32 No.13261 [Reply]
Sometimes boards do things and think that it would be nice for other boards to know about it. Every week - assuming there are events - we'll post upcoming events in the global announcement slot as smaller community announcements. If you'd like your event to be added to the rotation, post here with your: >Board >Event name >Event thread >Event date and time (please provide time in UTC at minimum plus whatever other timezones you'd like included) Board owners may suppress community announcements without also hiding all global announcements if they desire by using custom CSS to hide class "community-announcements-board-owners-feel-free-to-hide-this". I've taken the liberty of making /otter/'s Ottercine otter movie night the first event we announce. Good job, /otter/.
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>>13898 Posted! Thanks for the invite, spee.
>>13782 Update to: GCUP Day 2 - Sunday February 14th, 19:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup
>>13941 Posted. Apologies for the delay.
>>13944 Last updates for the GCUP GCUP Day 3 - Saturday February 20th, 19:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup then GCUP Final Day - Sunday February 21st, 18:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup
>>14065 Posted!

/christian/ Meta thread Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 09:38:59 No.144 [Reply]
Hello and welcome all to /christian/, the new church of the cafe. I'll be taking over from the old owner, so if there's anything you want to tell me about the board, go ahead and do it here. In addition, I'm looking for a few mods to maintain the status of the board. If you're interested, please, contact me at churchofanoncafe@airmail.cc to let me know.
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>>451 >what kind of general threads do you think the board should have? - About Christianity QTDDTOT - Bible Discussion - Devotionals - Ethics & Morality - Evidence & Prophecy - Sermons & Podcasts I think these are broad enough to get some sort of discussion going.

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Make your own country/region thread Anon 02/18/2021 (Thu) 18:56:06 No.3766 [Reply]
A large territory comprising of green steppes in a center strip, unforgiving mountain ranges along the west making a natural border that prevents access to a large sea aside from a chokepoint that allows entry to the region, many winding canyons and valleys to the southeast, lush flowing rivers coming in from the north that drain to the southeast, the southwest a dusty and hilly region, and northeast an inhospitable desert that gets covered in snow during Winter. Within this are three loose ethnic territories united by a network of 5 major ceremonial cities and trading centers a la Persepolis. Mongoloid, Nordid, and Semitic traders pass through commonly through the northeast and north with a good portion laying down roots. Non-descript Aryan/Slavic hunter-gatherers that live mostly nomadic lives and are the major demographic living on the steppe and dusty hills, settle down in a new place once a year to farm and move on leaving some permanent structures, omnivore diet, uses wagons and horseback to transport, weak central culture and no dominant religion. Caucasians who are mostly nomadic in the lower mountains and bases with some and eat nothing but meat and dairy, make up the majority transport themselves by horses, few worldly possessions, regard themselves as a specialty warrior society like Cossacks. Iranian type of people who live in caves and crude houses in the valleys and canyons and to the northeast, pescetarian diet out of circumstance with red meat being a luxury, wary of outsiders and don't interact with one another as much as the other three do, have basic boats for lakes and rivers, modes of transport is yak and camel. Religion are largely shamanistic and monotheistic with a minority of a polytheistic one and and eastern philosophical religion. The rule of law is laid down by the king who below him has governors and tribal leaders who pay tribute to him based on their possessions in coinage. While it doesn't matter what religion and race the king is he has always been one of the Aryan hunter-gatherers and practiced the monotheistic religion. Architecture is a mix between Armenian, Kartvelian, and Iranian styles with basic mudhuts and strawhuts. The language is masculine, smooth, and consonant-heavy, a mix of Yaghnobi and Kartvelian with an alphabet that mimics that of the Semites' but there is no uniform one due to traders and learning what each sound makes then transmorphing to their own; from west to east it shifts from cuneiform to phonetic.
Feudal Japan...but in a desert.

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Considering Fatchan's jschan Anonymous 05/02/2020 (Sat) 09:14:24 No.10737 [Reply]
LynxChan had its advantages, but during the short time that Fatchan was up I saw some things I really liked. It also seems to have garnered good reviews from those anons who posted on it. The questions I'm now asking are: >Is jschan suitable for use yet? jschan's repository README contains a warning that it isn't production-ready. Development is likely to be wilder, upgrades rockier, and behavioral edges less well-understood. I recall that Fatchan also had its share of attacks and the countermeasures seemed to strike a nice balance between being effective and preserving anon quality of life. >How expensive is jschan to run? By "expensive" I mean how CPU intensive, how memory-intensive, and how disk-intensive is it compared to LynxChan? Only someone with experience running both would be able to comment, but we can hope such a person exists. >What options exist to migrate content from LynxChan to jschan? A supported migration path is essential; direct database-to-database transfer would be ideal. Has anyone else migrated content from a LynxChan instance to a jschan instance and if so, how did it go? >Will jschan continue to be developed and for how long? Tom has said that he plans to keep actively developing jschan but given his recent force-feeding of blackpills I'd like to know his thoughts on how long he'll be committing to the software as its maintainer. Open-source projects can in theory be taken over if the original maintainer abandons them but this transition only sometimes goes well. I also see no pull requests having been made on jschan so I don't know how Tom runs his ship compared to, say, Stephen Lynx. >What do our board owners think of switching to jschan? Our board owners love their custom CSS; switching over to jschan is likely to mean they need to adjust their CSS yet again in a more radical way than a normal LynxChan upgrade.

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>>14034 >Lynxchan is a piece of shit though and the animated thumbnails don't always work Case in point. This one should work because I got it from a lynxchan board.
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>>14036 When did that happen and why isn't zzzchan updated yet?
>>14037 Some months ago I think, zzzchan has not been updated for a long time. It is neglected badly by the admin
>>14034 Animated thumbnails work on JSchan, but Tom recommends the FFmpeg version to be 4.3.x and above for best performance.

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Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:24:55 No.37 [Reply]
Hey, christian bros, We have just relaunched the Infinity Cup! What better way to celebrate your two trophy titles than adding a third one? https://anon.cafe/icup/ is the place, come and be there!
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>>342 if thats allowed then we could represent christendom
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The GCUP Friendlies are set! Teams and gimmicks were drawn at random; you will be playing /ck/ in the second friendly of the tournament. Start time can be found here: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=2021-02-13T19:30:00 We'll be showing these matches on the 8cup cytube as usual. Tune in!
Your friendly game against /ck/ starts in an hour and a half! https://cytu.be/r/8cup
>>426 >>445 Congratulations on your win in penalties over /ck/!
>>446 thanks

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Dream Analysis Anonymous 02/17/2021 (Wed) 15:42:28 No.105 [Reply]
It's simple, post your dream and what you think they mean. I'll go first: >be in a building with girl and my brother >it's really tall and we're at the top where there's a party >enjoying ourselves, until I get the feeling we need to leave >start trying to leave, everyone there stares at us >go down the stairs >we get the the ground floor but keep going down >reach basement/boiler room >my dad is alone eating food from the party >i don't say anything, just leave through the door in the room >outside there's a fair going on >meet up with friends and enjoy ourselves I wake up feeling sad about my Dad. Analysis: >Enjoying personal life, has me feeling guilty I don't spend time with family.

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/SSS/ Thread Anonymous 02/16/2021 (Tue) 17:53:23 No.102 [Reply]
ITT we confirm if either spooky, scary, and/or skeleton. Definitions: Spooky: Shiver me timbers. Scary: Is this real? Skeleton: Goofy shit.
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Meta & Suggestions Anonymous Board owner 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:22:05 No.5 [Reply]
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>>53 I do remember the post with that vid in the Corona General, i did not see anything suspicious either (to confirm it i recall a line that said even Winnie Pooh got the 'rona too so it probably was an accident). Perhaps because the board is SFW it got deleted, but that should mean your post here will also get the nip. That's why i always say it's better to make everything NSFW, sooner or later we will need to post something out of line, very especially in a place like /x/ where somebody will post a webm of a doctor cutting open some butt naked grey alien in a grainy video. Strange, there's really no reason to delete as the options tab can spoiler files, maybe the admins got a global with strong bias towards certain themes.
>>50 >>78 I did find a tab open with the front page. Not to fuck with you BO but buddy you got an even stranger case here, somebody also deleted a post with some capibara taking a sauna bath along with at least two other posts. Either a global is a chicom or the board is haunted since inception.
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>>78 >Perhaps because the board is SFW it got deleted, but that should mean your post here will also get the nip. There was no other post that I deleted like that. > That's why i always say it's better to make everything NSFW, sooner or later we will need to post something out of line, very especially in a place like /x/ where somebody will post a webm of a doctor cutting open some butt naked grey alien in a grainy video. If the webm was in an Alien/UFO thread it would be allowed with a spoiler. >>80 Thank you for this. Pic related are the only logs on >>17 I have no idea where the post went. >>18 is not on the logs as being deleted either https://anon.cafe/.global/logs/x/2021-02-14.html
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Out of diplomacy, I've lifted any bans that had been made before today. I hope my clarification on the guidelines >>92 makes sense, and that you know where the board stands. I've also locked and archived thread >>31 pic related was the entire thread. While I appreciate the feedback, please leave any in the meta and not a new thread. Thanks

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Corona Virus General Anonymous 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:27:50 No.8 [Reply]
So this virus situation is an obvious shit show, but what is really going on? Was the virus manufactured, and this is biological-warfare? If so, why was it released? We know China had deaths from this at least a month before the CCP officially announced their situation [1]. Did the virus come from elsewhere? [2] Maybe, but how was China so quick to get their covid+ numbers down and other countries are still struggling? Were they supposed to be the model for the world to battle this virus, and this be one more step toward global socialism (Great Rest)? [3] Links: [1] https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/china-suggests-italy-may-be-the-birthplace-of-covid-19-pandemic/ [2] https://bgr.com/2020/07/07/coronavirus-origin-china-spain-oxford-theory-5851988/ [3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zUjsEaKbkM [Standford Scientific Study] https://www.who.int/bulletin/online_first/BLT.20.265892.pdf Do masks really work? https://thefederalist.com/2020/11/18/major-study-finds-masks-dont-reduce-covid-19-infection-rates/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRa6t_e7dgI&feature=youtu.be Do tests really work? https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/coronavirus/world-health-org-some-individuals-positive-covid-19-test-might-not-be A closer look at US deaths https://web.archive.org/web/20201126163323/https://www.jhunewsletter.com/article/2020/11/a-closer-look-at-u-s-deaths-due-to-covid-19
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>>8 >>10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glKMVn3iGOw One of these vaccines is gonna be swapped out for Bill's "Fun Vax" Short for "Religious Fundamentalist Vaccine"
I could have sworn there were more posts in here before. Where'd they go?
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Reposting the screencaps because it seems they disappeared due to technical shenanigans rather than actual jannie insecurity. rip the post with the dead chink kids.
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Tesla/Free Energy Anonymous 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:01:26 No.87 [Reply]
List of Tesla patents: http://tesla.svensons.com/ https://teslaresearch.jimdofree.com/list-of-tesla-patents/ Russians building energy towers: https://news-intel.com/the-russian-physicists-re-build-the-tesla-tower/ What do you think was in his "missing" files? I just want to be able to communicate telepathically, and go to Mars on vacation. Maybe even telepathically communicate with Mars.
>>87 >I just want to be able to communicate telepathically, and go to Mars on vacation. Too bad you'll never be able to do either of those things in this lifetime without selling your soul to globohomo.
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>>88 If only elon would return my strongly worded letters. What do you think the future of something like neuralink looks like for humanity? I personally wouldn't get anything like that, but I fear it'll start getting more and more inconvenient to not have one generations into the future. Like my faggot grandkid is gonna make fun of me for not spending all day in VRs version of second life. I wonder if the brain implant will be able to simulate the feeling of getting sucked off too, save them the hassle of dealing with girls.
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>>87 That tesla tablet is most likely built up misinfo from people who didn't know what Tesla was like. I don't think he needed to be cryptic like that, he either stated his ideas in an easily comprehended form as they were or kept them in his mind. Occasionally he alluded to certain things which he'd thought about but hadn't released, but there were no riddles as far as I know. Third pic is from Otis T. Carr's work, which used cone shapes a lot. I've looked into this and this is something which could very well be viable for multiple practical applications including space-time energy gathering and actual force thrust, but its not easy to build these devices. The operation of an OTC Saucer would be by psychotronic means, meaning that the operator of the craft would use their own energy or mind to make the craft move and not just anyone could make it work. The wardencliff type of tower is viable but difficult to realize for the reason of it being so big and needing so much material for it to be built. If you're interested to get energy from the atmosphere, look up lasersaber's channel. There are also crystal batteries and magnet generators which can work. Thomas Henry Moray had atmospheric electricity devices which also could provide a lot of power, as seen by many witnesses. There are many unconventional ways of electric power generation, including using plants or microbes. Making a ship capable of going to Mars, would require it to have some navigation system, life support and shielding against harmful radiation in addition to the thruster and power supply. Life support might include schumann frequency for countering outer space disorientation. Backup systems are also a concern, since space is very empty and vast.

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Guidelines Anonymous Board owner 02/13/2021 (Sat) 16:39:37 No.2 [Reply]
Welcome to anon.cafe/x/ Threads and discussion will be centered around the occult, paranormal and the conspiratorial. Off topic threads/spam will be deleted. This is a SFW board, but there will be leniency on this if the content is relevant, so please spoiler NSFW stuff if you think it's important enough to post. Completely irrelevant NSFW content will be deleted, and may get you banned. Suggestive photos/content of underage children (anime included) will be deleted, and will get you banned. And of course, global rules apply: https://anon.cafe/.static/pages/globalRules.html Out of not wanting this place to turn completely into a /pol/ board, there will be a dedicated thread for sharing notable news. If your post is just sharing a video or article link, please post it in there. If you've spent the time to write a high quality post, feel free to create a thread of your own. Thank you, Peace/Love
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To clarify on the board's SFW status, here are some points: - Pic related shows the site admin's definition of a SFW board. - This board was decided to be made SFW, with exceptions. - "Occasional artistic or otherwise necessary" NSFW content will be allowed. In other words "relevant content" is allowed. - If you forget to spoiler something, no big deal, mods will spoiler it for you and you won't get banned. - Unrelated "explicit" NSFW content will be deleted, and you may get slap on the wrist. - Any content involving sexualized images of children (2D/3D whatever) will be deleted and will result in much harder slap on the wrist. IN SHORT: Posting relevant NSFW content = OK Posting irrelevant NSFW content = Not OK I'm really not trying to make this board difficult for it's users. I just want to space out comfortably and share interesting shit with anon. I hope this clarified things.

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It's the jews, but if you want to believe that feller who said the bloodlines/eternal families that "tests" humanity and God to reach a new level of enlightenment then it's the descended reptilians.
>>76 I remain skeptical that jews are the only people we need to be looking at.
I started watching the Ted Gunderson video. He started off mentioning a bunch of cases, which I wrote down to check them out later... But then, about 20 minutes in, he says "700,000 children disappear each year". But 99% of those kids are found! 700,000 is just the number of missing person reports. Most of the kids are found the next day, and the actual number of (long-term) disappeared kids is much smaller. If this Gunderson guy is ex FBI, then he probably knows damn well that most of those kids are found, which means he's purposely misconstruing information, probably in order to sell books. So I guess this is all bullshit?

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Repost Thread Anonymous 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:54:10 No.191 [Reply]
This board needs an injection of cute dolls, stat! Post anything and everything you can find.
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>>222 >>225 I've been following BJDs for over a decade and sadly not got a single one yet , it's kind of interesting when you think about how they evolved to having double joints and there's been trend returning to the single joint roots. Being mostly a simple toyfag, I used to think that double joints are better because it means more articulation, but then I realize after reading and seeing how not fun/smooth to pose BJDs are, taking to account that their big scale doesn't allow them to interact with most toys and miniatures, I got to the conclusion that BJD first and foremost priority should be aesthetics, that just meant to be big beautiful dolls that you can't do much with. My currently favorite doll body is the 1/4 Myou Doll, it's pear shape and got actual ball joints, it could use more defined detail in certain areas, notably the ankles and the bottom area looks kinda weird and have harsh sculpt to it. If this body was added more detail and sculpted more in the style of that big MSD DZ you posted, it would've been the prefect BJD body imho.
>>236 >how not fun/smooth to pose BJDs are, taking to account that their big scale doesn't allow them to interact with most toys and miniatures I'm not sure how posable you're looking for here, but a lot of a doll's posability depends on her internal structure. I've never owned a strung doll but I'd guess they're differently-posable than those with skeletons because you've got only the tension of the rigging against the joints. I own single-jointed and double-jointed girls and have always found the single-jointed ones a lot easier to pose. There's also the design of the body parts to consider: Angel Philia's balloon-like vinyl shell design means that they can get some nice squish like real flesh because the body parts don't end up levering against themselves, but that can backfire and look unnatural if taken too far. I've posed my very smol girls together with my 1/3rd girls too and it looks cute. Making use of the scale difference for a giantess/minigirl feel is the key, I find.
>>237 I meant for strung dolls only, I imagine vinyl dolls with inner skeleton are very similar to regular fashion dolls and action figures as they both have actual functional joints. >I've posed my very smol girls together with my 1/3rd girls too and it looks cute. Making use of the scale difference for a giantess/minigirl feel is the key, I find Sure thing, but I had in mind more 1/6-1/18 scales figures and accessories. >I own single-jointed and double-jointed girls Nice, can you elaborate what dolls do you own?
>>238 I own five Dollfie Dreams, an Angel Philia, and a Mini Sweets doll.
>>222 muh dick!

Anonymous 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:38:04 No.31 [Reply]
Rulecuck lol
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It's simple rules tbh stop being a faggot i'll forgive you
>>40 Until you repeal your cucked rules I will come here everyday to protest.
>>43 Wouldn't the better response be to not give BO any (You)s? All you're doing is bumping his board on the webring widget, the exact opposite of what the anon calling it a dead board would have wanted.
>>51 It's fun to make the janny clean up my mess

Anonymous 02/01/2021 (Mon) 00:25:22 No.3108 [Reply]
ZZZchan was brought online by the feds once Zchan died. It was an ideal replacement to monitor IPs and track anons posting there. If you posted on /fascist/ or /dup/ among the same times you posted on any ZZZchan board you are being monitored and tracked. Writing style, time of posting and IP tracking are all in place. Don't trust Lynxchan's security, it's amateur compared to the feds tracking abilities. They are on the ring and they are taking up positions so they can track more anons. Trust no one and nothing. The feds run game nights to catch your Steam username, install keyloggers in the pirated games and capture player IPs, they have cytube channels to track you across multiple platforms and get your IP if your VPN hiccups. Cytube had a problem with IPs leaking to images hosted else where, which is how many of the Gunt stream got doxxed, feds are still using it on many channels. When feds raid email servers like cock.li or visit people like Mark they aren't always looking for specific people or threats. They build a giant data web using alternative image boards, streaming websites and e-mail providers. Webring admins are compromised and silenced, warrant canaries don't exist on the webring because of this. My friend was just arrested under suspicion of domestic terrorism. He was shown posts he made on ZZZchan and alog.space. Gahoole isn't the only one getting fed visits. You have been warned. Lust provoking image unrelated.
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>>3113 post warrant for the arrest or it didn't happen
>>3141 >tldr it didn't happen
>>3108 If you're trusting the site owner to keep your IP secret, then the feds are the least of your problems
>>3108 You would think if this was happening on a wide scale people would be posting about it happening to them all over the place.

A collapse function like 4chan? Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 11:12:37 No.13894 [Reply]
On 4chan there is a collapse function which makes it easier to browse and differentiate between threads. Add please
>>13894 Go ask Stephen Lynx to implement that feature.

This board is being claimed. Anonymous Root 04/29/2020 (Wed) 10:36:53 No.56 [Reply]
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PDF uploads work here now, hooray!
Why the hell is this place /pol/ and not something like /pal/? Completely misleading for an imageboard like this.
>>145 "It's a fraud", one may say, but the name of the place keeps the real /pol/ away.

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