/chrismtas/ migration Anonymous 02/22/2024 (Thu) 01:41:41 No.5778 [Reply]
Just dropping by to mention /christmas/ was finally migrated to 8moe, so you can drop by to say hello here: https://8chan.se/christmas/ I'm looking forward to organize something for the upcoming winter festivities. You can also check the /christmas/'s trashchan board here: https://trashchan.xyz/christmas/index.html
>>5778 Heh, thanks 8moe! :DD As mentioned, the Webring Festival will be held on trashchan.xyz/christmas/ . Please stop by there around December, when we'll be asking for volunteers to help spread the word for this year's party! Cheers. >t. anon/christmas/ BO, trash/christmas/ BO :^) >ps cute Christmas Yotsuba.

/k/ Anonymous 12/10/2020 (Thu) 18:55:18 No.2787 [Reply] [Last]
Get in here, streloks, and stop posting under the watchful eye of glowniggers. Where should we go now?
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>>5754 >he ate the dindu muffins
>>5743 >BTW, why did the BO Tengu kill his own board It's simply Tengu's nature.
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>>5769 Seems pretty evil to me. That's a shame he managed to become BO then, especially for such an important board as /k/ . I remember vaguely the previous debacle with the board where the BO openly admitted to being a glownigger, and the based Anoncafe Admins booted him to the street. I wonder if this sudden destruction of the board is in anyway related to that.
>>5775 He did it because he thought it would be funny to do it during/after the superbowl, don't read too much into it.

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Anonymous 02/18/2024 (Sun) 05:20:41 No.5749 [Reply]
I know I'm really late, but, 8chan used to have a MGTOW board way back. Where is the latest MGTOW chan?
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>>5758 >muh incels Mangina detected.
>>5757 O.K., done. At least /mgtow/ has some sort of muster point now.
>>5760 >mgtow >muster point lol, lmao even, you're missing the whole premise there.
>>5761 O.K.. Don't come.
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>>5771 0/10 Apply yourself.

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Anon.cafe must shut down Anomymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 21:44:10 No.16549 [Reply]
I am the nefarious force who contacted the ## Board Owner ##. I am the such entity who forced Anon(dot)cafe offline. AMA (Ask me Anything) ITT (In This Thread)
Why the fuck did you do all this? Also do you like chicken?
I have nothing to say but thank you for forcing both /islam/, /christian/ and some other fully-kiked boards off the webring.

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working on site Anonymous 02/19/2024 (Mon) 18:01:47 No.5766 [Reply]
i’m working on an imageboard if you guys want to join, what board would u guys want
If you are starting out I would just make two boards, SFW and NSFW. As the time goes and you gain more users then make boards out of necessity to separate them. As for now the user base could just deal with generals instead of boards, there really isn't a reason to separate the site into boards for different topics when you are going to have 0.01 pph per board it would be DOA also >soyjak Don't make a new imageboard.
>>5766 >soyjak >Don't make a new imageboard. This

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Anonymous 02/12/2024 (Mon) 15:49:33 No.5663 [Reply]
Come to /kong/ for all your video game needs. https://alogs.space/kong/catalog.html
My video gaming needs require more pixels than your offer.
>>5668 Sounds like you're doing it wrong then.
>>5753 Did anyone ask your opinion?

Lent 2024 Anonymous 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:17:25 No.26422 [Reply]
How are you brothers preparing for the season? Have you already promised to follow Jesus as you had not dared to before? Have you renounced the works of the Evil One to enter the Father's house with Jesus? What's keeping you?
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>>26424 You are not supposed to leave something that is already a sin.
Do protestants celebrate Lent? Born and raised Catholic I really have no clue about what they do for most things. Looking online it seems the answer is "it depends" but I'd like some more information than that. I should learn about Protestants in general. What even is a Baptist? I've only posted to this board once like 3 years ago so sorry for not lurking but I don't plan on being a regular. >>26422 Saying a rosary during my commute and also really for real no fapping for good this time.
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>>26435 I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with using a season of prayer and fasting as time to rid oneself of habitual mortal sin, as long as he doesn't intend to take up the habit again as soon as Lent is over.

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Forum, not imageboard Anonymous 02/18/2024 (Sun) 04:37:38 No.5747 [Reply]
Heyo! I am willing to create a forum using XenForo. I do not know how to create an imageboard, but I do know how to make a forum. What would YOU guys want the hypothetical forum to be about? :)

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/christian/ Meta Thread christianjanny Board owner 01/03/2023 (Tue) 21:47:44 ID: 24b50c No.23034 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for legitimate, well-crafted, and well-intentioned complaints and concerns about the board and its moderation. This thread is NOT for: >complaining about your post being deleted >complaining about why you are banned >complaining that mods are censoring you If you have any questions, please contact me at christianjanny@proton.me Previous meta thread: https://archive.fo/nnf2O
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>>26448 Fair enough. BTW, thanks I was entirely unaware of these claims. I'm not especially following /k/'s doings regarding this closure of anon.cafe, nor their migration plans, so I wasn't following that thread. I'll go there and address that anon directly. >Have a good day, Chobitsu. You too, Anon. :)

Restore /k/ for archival purposes Anonymous 02/17/2024 (Sat) 15:39:59 No.16558 [Reply]
Username's benisking, I'd like to restore it so I can download some threads.
/robowaifu/ may have a recent archive. Ask there.
>>16511 >cafe/k/'s last days are a matter for cafe/k/ >If /k/'s owner has indicated he might delete the board early, /k/'s anons might consider this to be a call to save what they would like to save and settle on their next destination, if any. Get fucked.

I'm worried Anonymous 11/30/2023 (Thu) 03:42:27 No.1004 [Reply]
It's going into the more wintery side of fall and I think my raccoons are in topor... they abruptly stopped showing up 3 days ago. Say a prayer for Ivan, Tag, Alexander, Peter, and the others please.
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>>1024 Alright, not very active atm. Tag got hit by a car, I buried him under a tree and made a grave marker with rocks.... poor coon, he was tough. No tail due to mutation (bobtail gene) smashed up paw and chewed on ears and snaggle tooth but he still got on. I'll miss him.
>>1026 Poor little guy.
>>1026 Oh no. I'm really sorry to hear that anon.
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>>1026 Oh darn. Sorry about the loss of your cooner fren Anon. Remember him well.
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>>1027 >>1028 >>1029 Thank you all.

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Christian Cartoon/Media Thread Anonymous 12/11/2023 (Mon) 01:22:01 ID: dab5ea No.26087 [Reply]
Doing research for a project and am traveling across the internet to discuss the Christian cartoons and or media people grew up on. Born in 2000, I was raised on Vegetales and hand me down 1980s-early 90s vhs tapes like Donut Man, Bible Man, Commander Kellie, Davie and Goliath, and Psalty. Watched whatever was on TBN Saturday morning inbetween Kids WB and 4Kids TV, but when I got older I watched TBN less and less as most nineties/early aughts Christian cartoons are just a couple episodes and then they rerun it ad nauseum while secular toons had seasonal progression or frequent new shows coming out. Many people in my church life my age are born again Christians or straight up never heard of anything outside of Vegetales and I was surprised when my former youth pastor who was an 80s kid had zero knowledge of Christian media before the years he started ministering Honestly, in some of my research, a lot of this stuff was just Christian record store distributed or broadcast on local channels. Some of them are sincere >Vegetales and Adventures in Odyssey But most are very subdued, bland, or straight up just vague educational programming just rerunninng on a Christian network
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>>26091 >The new ones just look scary, maybe it has to do with a bigger budget and dipping more into uncanny valley, Dunno if you're talking about the mid 2010s Netflix series, or the new stuff that just ended. Personally I feel like Vegetales' run post 2011 has been a pendulum swing, as making a project without big investors means going on a roller coaster. So they had to make "in the house" a show about vague educational values and not the gospel. Wikipedia says the creators haven't been in control since 2004 and stopped being involved altogether in 2021. So there's a reason for the oddness
>>26113 I remember watching the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything movie and being surprised there wasn't a single mention of God or really any moral lesson, just a generic kids action movie. Felt really weird to me that Christianiy wasn't in it at all.
>>26117 Supposedly they thought that the explicit Christian content of the Jonah movie limited the film's market. Ironically, Jonah was the more successful film of the two by a considerable margin.
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OP again, I saw this video on /v/ a few months ago and just remembered it. Not really a fan of it, since it feels more like anger towards specific denominations and America in general. But there are some points I do agree with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiNrIM9KVE thoughts?
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About good christian medias today I suggest Scrooge 2022 It's not the Muppets or the 80s version but really had a real and faithful understanding of the story Here you can tell Scrooge would have all the reasons to hate Christmas as a day, being the day of great losses and personal tragedies But with love and faith from the 3 Spirits and his surviving family he manages to realize life is a blessing and grace and shouldn't be wasted

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Saint Valentine Day! Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 20:21:39 ID: 980a48 No.26432 [Reply]
Prayer to St. Valentine Dear Saint and glorious martyr, Teach us to love unselfishly and to find great joy in giving. Enable all true lovers to bring out the best in each other. Let them love each other in God and in God in each other.
According to the legend he made a blind girl able to see again, are there other miracles said to be by him?

What do you think of this pagan website's arguments against Christianity? Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 16:42:49 ID: 20a15a No.26406 [Reply]
I bit the low-effort shitpost and followed the link. Sophomoric. That wall of shittext isn't going to throw anyone off the faith in Jesus and his Majesty. The extreme retard might be intimidated or enticed, but the fate of the ignorant is a different theological question altogether. Most Satanists are larping and missing the point. Their obsession with Christianity and their neglect of other religions is actually good publicity. And while emos and vampires may think whatever they want, there is the fact that the entity they follow is indeed dangerous and deserves to be well guarded against. While I am not Orthodox, I admire the teaching of Father Spiridon Bailey concerning the devil. The religion of the antichrist, he teaches, is not coming as any of those clowns. Instead, it will come into the world as fully Christian in appearance, and only then will it exceed the most heinous crimes of paganism. Please consider watching: youtube.com/watch?v=MTTFwZb3o68 May the Lord bless you and keep you, on Jesus' name.
>crazy satanist that's both anti-christian and racist and LITERALLY advocate that gay and homosexuality is good tries to make a point We don't argue with demons, their destiny is to lie and cause us to sin, I won't indulge in their sacrilege

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The future of /icup/ CLERMONT FOOT 63 Board owner 01/11/2024 (Thu) 21:29:13 No.5104 [Reply]
Since the site is going to be shut down it's time to quickly explain the situation so far: Infinity Cup 8 is not happening any time soon. The last person to work on it stopped a long time ago and I don't know if he just gave up or is busy with real life. Similarly, this is the reason I haven't been able to check on this board. I'm sorry about that. With that being said, I don't want to let this board die so I'm thinking of moving to a different site on the webring (no idea which one). I know someone a while back made a bunker on 8moe but I doubt many anons want to go there and I have no idea who made that board. In the meantime, if anyone wants to suggest a possible place to move please feel free to do so. Update: We're moving to Trashchan.
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>>5104 Just wanted to mention, the board has been completely archived on https://8chan.moe/icup/

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prolikewoah Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 03:30:52 No.1984 [Reply] [Last]
https://prolikewoah.com/japan/res/7642.html /cow/ claims another victim.
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>>4610 What happened this time?
>>3728 cannot access it either
Has loleron finally decided to pull off the plug?
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>>4611 That lazy man I swear
>>2030 What's pepsi flesh?

/k/ migration Anonymous 01/12/2024 (Fri) 14:42:22 No.5242 [Reply]
Where does /k/ go now? I'm not ever going back to cuckchan.
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>>5413 >famalam Hayao Miyazaki looks down on Otaku like you
Well, it happened. Looks like I will post on the bunker on zzz.
>>5644 I'll continue working on my alternative in my free time so it can be dead on arrival when the zzz-Julay cartel comes knocking about competition.
>>5650 All the power to you. Whole point of the webring was that it wasn't centralized. That when one dies (like anon.cafe) another can take its place, and it broadcasts its existence to all the old users through the webring.

Prayer Requests Anonymous 02/12/2023 (Sun) 09:27:20 ID: 726d05 No.23695 [Reply] [Last]
Didn't see one active, so I decided to make one. Reply with your prayer requests and I will include them in my daily prayers and when I go to Mass. Other anons are encouraged to do the same.
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my car is 100% going to be declared a total loss by my insurance company, and i won't have the money to get a half-decent car for several months. pray that things work out for me.
if somebody is around, please pray that my grandma's health gets better and she's not in pain anymore, and also that i make peace with my girlfriend and we can get married soon. thank you anons!!
>>26426 Prayed for your Grammy, Anon.
I am praying for God to add some innocent ignorance back into my life. I broke the Ecclesiastes commandment to not be overwise. It happened somewhere in my twenties when I decided to give secular wisdom a try at answering life's mysteries. And so I spent a not insignificant time during that decade reading any historical, political, psychological, sociological, and philosophical work that I deemed interesting. But all I got was more questions than answers. And what answers I found are unsatisfying, even if they are true (i.e. history is cyclical, and there is no new thing under the sun.) Moreover being too smart also led to me trying my hand in exercising myself in great things, and matters too high for me, which is contrary to the commandment. This all gives me feelings of alienation from all other people. Even from people which appear to have my welfare in mind. It also feels like I've been unwittingly optimizing fun out of my life. And that a part of my daily struggles with depression and anxiety stem from going against the Lord's word on these matters of wisdom.
>>26428 May God bless you both for you wisdom in coming to your right senses, and for endeavoring to get back on the right path. Godspeed, Anon. :)

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/yuri/ migration planning thread Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 10:14:46 No.4392 [Reply]
It's no secret that smug's /yuri/ has been borderline unusable for close to two years now, and the only reason it gets any traffic is because as far as I am aware (and the same seemingly goes for other users) there isn't any english speaking yuri board on the internet. In light of the fact that the meta thread is once again at something like three out of every four posts getting deleted, it doesn't seem wise to try and co-ordinate a migration from the board itself. Any ideas?
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>>5628 >In your opinion as a yurifan The only connection between yuri and live action lesbos is etymological. >what's wrong with lesbian porn It's 3dpd. It's trite, it's incidental, and it's muddled; it also happens to be disgusting. This is the literal opposite of drawn yuri, which is meaningful, deliberate (artificial), and pure; whether a work is disgusting or not and to what degree varies on it's construction.
NTA: Industrial porn is a travesty, capitalist pig disgusting. However, do you still disagree in the more niche case of actual amateur self-recordings of lesbian couples?
I honestly think that it depends upon the work and who is making it, and that this is true with both actual recordings of lesbian romance and sex just as it is with the fictional depictions of it. I think that a lot of people in the yuri community are not honest with themselves and go along with a meme that has become the retarded official narrative of those boards cultures. The reason being that they are newfags who dont understand the history of imageboard culture. We used to have 4chan/u/ threads talking about 3dpd works featuring lesbian contents all the time. I'd like a board that is just lesbian and female x female content generally, where anything to do with the content of females relating to other females (whether physically or psychologically) in a romantic or sexual manner (attraction/arousal, sex/physical intimacy, etc). We'd allow yuri, but also 3dpd lesbian content, along with every other sort of content that doesn't break the global rules and is on-topic. So long as it has female beings being attracted to or aroused by other female beings (in a romantic or sexual way) or physically involved with them (in a romantic/sexual way), it should be allowed. I'd also include /lesgen/ type content that has to do with the topic of irl lesbians. It's got to do with female homosexuality and female homosexual activity, it should be allowable. There are a lot of women working in lesbian porn who are actually into other women (sexually), some go into it just to have sex with another woman they were attracted to, and some are also into other women romantically in their personal lives. There's plenty of production companies that specialize in producing lesbian porn that were founded by, and are run by, actual lesbians, with content intended for a primarily lesbian audience. Many porn productions do a decent job of setting up lesbian love stories or scenarios for lesbian sex to occur in that are actually engaging, be they sweet or hot. Some of it seems to have been taken right out of a yuri manga, because a lot of the audiences of lesbian porn are also yurifans, or of the same mindset as yurifans in terms of what they want to see. Not to mention that when you look up lesbian content on porn sites and search for the best performing content, much of it is actually really sweet. Like three beautiful women waking up in bed together after having (supposedly) slept the night together while naked and held in each other's arms.

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>>5639 >However, do you still disagree in the more niche case of actual amateur self-recordings of lesbian couples? There's literally no difference herr pinko. It's not about the recordings, it's about the content. >>5640 >The queer community of japan was always involved in both yuri and yaoi productions. The term derives etymologically from a fagmag, sure. That's about the extent of the connection in terms of content or interest themes. >What /yuri/ hilariously fails to recognize right now is that a lot of the origins of yuri and gl works came out of the same publication companies that made lesbian pornography And those are all fucking terrible. What's your point? 3dpd has literally nothing to do with the value of yuri in art. The actual strain real yuri works that are actually of value and meaning has literally nothing to do with hagfags either; they were born out of the admixture of sol comedies (seinen, in theory) and shoujo manga. The worst, most real-to-life shoujo manga had only a negative influence and aren't really part of the canon or culture of real yuri works. There's no connection between works built upon the corpus of works and the aimless incidents of 3dpd nonsense. Not only is it all trash, it's all trash that can't possible go anywhere either.
>>5640 Most important take here is that you're trying to meme a very shitty fanfic into existence on the real 3DPD meatspace. Schizophrenic behavior.

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Raccoon Video Thread Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:53:45 No.149 [Reply] [Last]
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>>993 Won't somebody please think of the coons?
>>995 How rude! Mr. Coon is simply trying to wash his hands off! Now he may be late to his dinner engagement with Mrs. Coon!!
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>>1002 What a cute cooner. His face looks a lot like a doggo's. :D
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Bible progression thread Anonymous 04/24/2023 (Mon) 17:28:11 ID: fc9443 No.24554 [Reply]
Post in this thread to share your current Bible reading progress and to be accountable before others in your study of scripture. I have just finished Genesis, Matthew, and Mark.
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>>25222 I have finished Acts.
I am reading Revelation and am halfway through.
>>25234 >If any anons are in doubt about a translation being perverted by current year degeneracy read Revelations 3:9 and compare it to the KJV text. BASED >Also read 2:12-13 then look up where Pergamon was. Then check the origins of the Khazarian empire. It explains everything going on in the West today. ...How did I never realize KHAZARIA WAS IN REVELATION?!? Come to think of it, it does mention Gog and Magog, doesn't it. Magog would be Turkic-Mongolic tribes (like the Khazar Turks), and it says in Revelation 20:8 that after 1000 years, the enemy will "go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—and to gather them for battle." >1000 years That sounds about right when the MONGOLS drove out the KHAZARians out of European Russia (where Khazaria once stood).
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>>26408 To be honest, I kind of have the four Gospels memorized (though not entirely), and I think I finished Acts months ago. I think I'm on Romans, so I guess I'll just start from the beginning (of Romans). But then, I may have finished that book too. Mike Winger has a great series on the book of Romans.
Anybody got tips for reading the Bible in Classical Greek?

فلان 02/10/2024 (Sat) 13:59:49 ID: ad9ff9 No.1031 [Reply]
https://billygraham.org/answer/why-doesnt-god-do-something-about-the-evil-in-the-world/ if god does not create evil and angels abides to god's will then how does satan came to be i guess angels too can be whatever god abides them to be or that god generally cannot save anything including itself?
>>1031 Wrong board.

Regarding the Shutdown christianjanny Board owner 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:03:19 ID: bee5a4 No.26309 [Reply]
If you are not already aware, anon.cafe is being shut down on March 15. >>>/meta/16466 Allow me to be as clear as possible: This is NOT the end of /christian/. We have endured shutdowns and deplatforming in the past, and although the board has changed hands many times and lost a lot of users (especially after 8chan went down for good), there are still quite a few users here, and I would hate to lose them again. I would like to keep the community here as long as possible, and from that point transition to the new board. However, I lack the time, experience, and patience to maintain my own imageboard, With that being said, I have made a request on zzzchan.xyz to have /christian/ created. Although it is most likely not necessary, you may add your two cents for why you would like /christian/ added to the site. You may view my post here: https://zzzchan.xyz/meta/thread/137.html#4570 If/When the board is created, I will post more instructions here for how I would like this transition to go. But for now, remain calm, do not panic, and continue posting as usual. We have plenty of time, and I am making sure this transition goes as smoothly as possible.
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>>26417 Excellent news, BO. If I can do anything to help please let me know. Cheers.

Christian Music Thread Anonymous 07/24/2022 (Sun) 17:29:17 No.14669 [Reply] [Last]
♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍 Matthew 22 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Galatians 5 For, brethren, ye have been called unto liberty; only use not liberty for an occasion to the flesh, but by love serve one another. For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. ♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍 the music thread is gone so I'm posting these by themselves instead. At my assembly today it was reminded that ALL the law is fulfilled and HANGS on the commandment of love. How much do we make sure we're right with the law and doing the right thing and we ignore the actual focus of God and his will from the beginning his commandment. Death experiences have told us of the great love when in the light of God. Many of us have known moments when we have been put in front of God's love and how much we want to live in it forever and how much we will live in it forever.
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>>14829 >Religious people are interested in what interests them rather than what is true. Look around you. All I see when I go to the city is decay, decay of morals, decay of families, decay of buildings (modern materials aren't exactly built to last), decay of everything. It's almost as if we've abandoned God (the maintenance man of everything). How can everything have popped out of nothing if leaving it alone for a a mere few decades results in all this? Who're the ones "interested in what interests them rather than what is true", then? We all need to repent, nobody on this earth is perfect, not me, not you, not anyone. We all like sheep have gone astray. We've all been NPCs at one point in our lives, as hard as a pill as that is to swallow. Think it over, I'm only replying with this because while we were still sinners, God loved us. God bless, anon.
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>>26388 >if leaving it alone for a a mere few decades >a a I think I know what happened here, the sentence I was writing was split at the point I wrote "a" and so I wrote it again lol See, nobody's perfect xP
>>24750 Never heard of Michael W. Smith or PFR have you
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>>24750 I didn't have to respond like that, sorry. But yeah there's some great Christian 80s bands I listened to as a kid, though there's not all that much theology in the ones that come to mind. We as humans tend to remember songs that make us feel good rather than ones with truth in them, I guess. Not that that's always the case.

General thread /fa/g 12/12/2020 (Sat) 22:10:05 No.212 [Reply] [Last]
General thread.
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>>580 mite want to announce it as to not leave the few fags that sporadically lurk confused as to what happened and where people went, it might seem obvious to you but I can assure you it isn't for a lot of people
>>581 Good call
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these things are retarded i want them. i guess theyre coming out some time this year probably spring
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It's shitty shoes day

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>Locking the announcement thread Anonymous 01/11/2024 (Thu) 20:20:36 No.16467 [Reply]
I'm honestly surprised you didn't shut it down last year. Hope for the best, Site Owner. You were a bro at times and a massive faggot at other times, but it was a pretty good run. Nothing lasts forever, after all.
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>>16529 You don't even have to keep the added pixel. You can hit undo and re-save and that's good enough to get past r9k bots. I never revealed this since the anons who got hit by the bot were retards spamming the boards in the first place but it's just that easy.
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Just messaged Gahoole about federated sites, hoping that none would be lost in the coming death of this very site. In that, he made this offer to boards here. Think it's imperative to state this info.
>>16547 Thanks very kindly for the help and the announcement, Anon! Cheers.
Any archiving efforts?
i am still blaming the jews for all of this

Resurrecting /doll/ flashmaster 01/04/2024 (Thu) 05:06:43 No.16455 [Reply]
Hello, I'd like to ask if it'd be possible to reinstate the /doll/ board which was recently and suddenly nuked, and place it under my ownership. I made a post about this already ( >>16444 ), and a friend advised me to make a thread about it instead. It's been a few days with no response, so I hope that it's fine. As I have done for years with /f/, I intend on keeping everything in line. I also have at least one prospective moderator at the ready if needs must.
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>>16483 Are you aware that you're a caricature?
>>16455 Just make your own webring site.
>>16504 That seems very unlikely to happen.
>>16482 How does this even make sense?

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Anonymous 08/12/2023 (Sat) 16:23:13 No.4665 [Reply]
Where did all the real Christians go? /christian/ is just full of faggots, atheists, jews, and roman catholics who are all destryoing the board with help of its board owner and jannies.
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why did the disbeliever bring up dick sucking out of nowhere? their arguments against God are always pee pee poo poo penis vagina. notice it.
>>5623 >clutching your pearls over someone using language that's direct and straight to the point
>>5624 you're language isn't "straight" in any way
>>5625 Says the guy who worships a rabbi who willingly got nailed to death by a bunch of men.
>>5626 not a christian, faggot.

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/comfy/ temporary bunker Anon 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:04:11 No.8178 [Reply]
cozy winter cabin edition Due to the downtime of Trashchan scheduled for 2024-02-04 18:00 UTC this thread is set as a bunker in the meantime.
Edited last time by Taulier on 02/03/2024 (Sat) 02:20:32.
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>>8202 Not too certain yet, but I think the Trashmin has given the green light there.

QTDDTOT Anonymous 03/28/2022 (Mon) 15:32:23 No.6836 [Reply] [Last]
Questions that don't deserve their own thread. You know the drill. Questions that deserve their own thread go in their own threads. Questions that don't go here.
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>>24483 >You'll excommunicate yourself if you don't go to Church on Sundays. That's not how you're saved. You're supposed to meet with other believers, but will Jesus cut off those who don't have a good church to go to? Or are physically cut off from doing so? If one gets stranded on an island (extreme worse case scenario, but considering what non-believers are willing to do to Christians, it's not that wild), or in a more likely case, goes to prison for a prolonged period and misses many Sundays because of it (which most of the Apostles had happen to them and danger of having it done to other believers was and still is a reality (nowadays mostly for those not living in the west)), Jesus won't judge you for that, if you keep faith in Him. Faith in Him. In Jesus. That's how you get saved. But ---YES, we should make every effort to meet with other believers,--- whether it be in a fancy big stone church, a modest, small wooden church, or in someone's home with people crowded all around and bumping into each other. A body part cannot live apart from the body, after all.
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>>24497 >>24498 Yeah, that slimy old serpent offered "liberty" to Adam and Eve... The liberty to fall into a hole where you're trapped in sin
>>25243 Lmao wot He never said he was worried it would *turn* him into a Buddhist, he said he was worried that the guy who wrote the music album was one. I recently deleted Castlevania Aria of Sorrow because I started feeling uneasy about all the crazy garbage in it (though I don't mind blood in games), does that mean I'm worried I'll turn into a monster lurking in a castle?
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>>25343 God bless you for your understanding of Hebrew, Israelite and Christian history, and scripture anon
>>25436 The Greek word porneia Definition: fornication, whoredom; met: idolatry.

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Evangelizing the Jews Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 00:52:08 ID: f02acc No.17577 [Reply] [Last]
ITT: post resources and advice for refuting the Jewish religion and demonstrating that the Christian religion is the religion of the Tanakh. Real Messiah youtube channel (Rev. Dr. Michael Brown answers Jewish objections to Jesus): https://youtube.com/c/RealMessiah/videos Particularly good vid from the above, "Psalm 22 does not speak of death by crucifixion" https://youtu.be/5QdbLUKhVcE One For Israel youtube channel (Israeli Christians make arguments and counter-arguments against Judaism, also many testimonies from Jewish converts to Christianity) https://youtube.com/c/ONEFORISRAEL Some personal tips for evangelizing Jews from my own experience: firstly recognize that the Jews come in a few categories. Jewish atheists are not relevant to this thread, they should be dealt with as any other atheist. Some Jews will view Jesus as a wise rabbi, most who oppose you will view Him as a sorcerer (this should not surprise you as we see much the same division between the unbelieving Jews in the gospels). Some Jews will be more or less informed about their religion and ours, but the ones to watch out for are those (typically orthodox but probably at least conservative) who are highly educated on this topic and make it their mission to oppose you, the counter-missionaries. You ought to be well read yourself in theology and the Old Testament before you argue with them. Isaiah 53 is generally not the best place to start, not because it is a weak point for us or that it does not actually point to Jesus but because the counter-missionaries can reply to it in their sleep, you won't get anywhere by getting the opposition to rehearse. Your best bet is to 1. demonstrate the inconsistencies of the Jewish religion with the Old Testament scriptures and 2. hit on lesser known Messianic prophecies which are clearly fulfilled in Jesus. For example of point 1 the fact the Jews have no priests and offer no sacrifice, yet this is the foundation of biblical religion. They will respond to this in two ways, they will attack this biblical truth by attempting to set certain scriptures which denigrate sacrifices and which especially exalt repentance against the scriptures which require sacrifice. Answer by pointing out how men always offered sacrifice to God even before Abraham, as Cain and Abel did. Explain the failure of their interpretation of the other scriptures, for example how the blood of goats and calves was indeed worth little, the only fit offering was that of the Son of God Himself. The other attack they make is to boldly dismiss the necessity of sacrifice out of hand by boldly asserting that sin offerings were only for unintentional sins, this particular response can be cut down with the mere citation of Leviticus 16, but if they persist you should exegete that scripture to keep them from twisting it. An example of point 2 is how scripture repeatedly prophesied that He would convert the gentiles e.g. Micah 4. This is a particularly good argument for us gentiles, because we can cite the example of our ancestors who once worshipped false gods whom we have long since forgotten. There have been many false messiahs and the Jews will agree with this, they never did anything like fulfill this prophecy, so how can Jesus be a false Messiah when through Him I now worship the Lord and not Wodanaz, whom my ancestors have forgotten for a thousand and a half years? The Jews will assume, assert and act like their religion is that of the Old Testament, and Christianity is something else. You must not let them do this. They splintered off from the truth and apostatized into a false religion, they have no right to any of the scriptures which are properly inherited by ourselves, God's covenant people. You must reprove and correct their presumption that they stand in the tradition of Moses even though it will bring insults and mockery at the least. Do not be ashamed or afraid to assert the authority and legitimacy of the New Testament revelation, or its consistency with Old Testament revelation, or the sharp inconsistency of the Talmud with the Old Testament. But you also should not unnecessarily offend them; be willing to write G-d instead of God, call the Old Testament the Tanakh, and absolutely do not use the divine name unless you truly have no alternative. Do not go out of your way to offend them, the gospel is offensive enough.
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>>25993 Someone else pointed that out to me years ago - it's amazing! There was a miracle the priests had come to expect: on the Day of Atonement, they would tie a crimson thread around the goat's horns, and it would miraculously turn white. They took this as a sign that God had accepted their sacrifice and forgiven their sins. >"Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool." Isaiah 1:18 KJV However, the talmud says for all of the last 40 years before the Temple was destroyed (in 70 A.D.), this miracle did not happen. 40 years earlier would've been 30 A.D. Obviously the sacrifices ceased with the destruction of the Temple. I suppose it depends on exactly what year Jesus was born, but the timeframe seems too close for this to be a coincidence. After 30 A.D., God never again provided the Jews with the expected miracle showing that he had forgiven their sins on the Day of Atonement. tl;dr: talmud says God quit accepting Jewish animal sacrifices once Jesus died and rose again.
>>25953 They don't actually care the least bit about Palestine. It's part of their divide and conquer tactics, same with the whole "two party system".
>>25981 >In the 2nd Century BC there was a mystical movement among some populations of Near Eastern Jews called Essene Judaism. It was an attempt to reboot their dour and hateful creed and center it on the concepts of mercy and forgiveness for fellow members of the tribe. They also really hated race-mixing and mixed marriages. I thought that was the Maccabeeans >Still with (((us)))? Depends, Judah >Christianity is mediocre fanfiction of Essene Judaism Aaaaand you lost me. Jesus fulfilled all 400+ prophesies about the Messiah, prove each of those prophecies weren't about Him, then I'll fall for your bait, JIDF :3
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>>25993 BASED Eitan Bar >The Talmud It's amazing that in the same book that has heinous and ridiculously childish play-ground insult-level attacks against Jesus, have some actual truth, shows that God's light shines in even the darkest places.
>>25995 >tl;dr: talmud says God quit accepting Jewish animal sacrifices once Jesus died and rose again. Pretty much Also, according to my knowledge, Jesus may have been born in 3 BC, so that would explain it (in my opinion)

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Anonymous 12/04/2023 (Mon) 05:59:55 ID: 6c7d01 No.26048 [Reply]
Why did the angels help Lot escape?
His family were the only people of God left in the city, and they were being harassed by the sodomites who wanted to gangrape them. The angels delivered them from physical harm.
>>26050 But he offered the sodomites his daughters to rape in the place of the angels. I suppose they did turn out to be incestuous scum in the end who raped Lot, but still. Maybe the angels didn't hear that offer of his, but if it was me, I would've gone "never mind" and ditched them all.
>>26059 Yes, but what else happens? The very daughters that Lot offered up to be raped went on to rape Lot, giving birth to the Moabites and the Ammonites enemies of Israel. So perhaps Lot was punished after all.
Lot paid for his poor judgement when he left his uncle to live with the sodomites. This is very dense Scripture, but I often think of it as a cautionary tale against compromising with the ungodly and their ways. Seriously, how can you raise children to love and fear the Lord in any major globohomo-infested (((cosmopolitan))) Western city?
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>>26305 >Seriously, how can you raise children to love and fear the Lord in any major globohomo-infested (((cosmopolitan))) Western city? Based post

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Hating the LGBT Community but not gay individuals Sperit 08/03/2022 (Wed) 07:54:27 No.15565 [Reply] [Last]
So I am sort of Bi although a devout Christian (Yes call me a fag IDK) and I am fucking annoyed with the LGBT community to no ends. I have a friend who is a Lesbian Atheist that agrees with a lot of morality that Christian ideology brings and even she notices that the LGBT community is self sabatoging. They like to present themselves as a community that wants to love their partners but in practice they are just constantly hooking up with one another. The LGBT community should have gatekept more in my opinion or needs to be shamed when they behave in a sort of manner. Like I personally don't give a shit if 2 guys wanna slam the ass and you are free to disagree with me but I do think that the fucking pride parade types are fucking atrocious. Its like they revolve their entire lifestyle arround being gay as if it was their own religion. I even have a theory that men who become women are the main vectors of disease because they believe that the more men wanna have sex with them then the more they pass and are validated. IDK where the fuck this rant is going but I just wanted to talk about that shit. Personally I have a lot of gay friends but they are almost always very much against the gay community and are Christian themselves, asside from that one girl.
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>>26024 This is an imageboard after all so one should expect to see some degree of caustic speech, but I would agree its not helpful.
>>26036 I'd say there are a few things we should separate. One is engaging on homosexual activity. That's wrong and disordered and, thankfully, I doubt I have to convince anyone here about that. We all know it's a heinous sin. Even in cultures like Ancient Greece, marriage was always between a man and a woman, homosexual relationships were more like a past time, always between people with a huge age gap and didn't involve anal penetration, which was seen as unnatural. Now, people may also have homosexual temptations. That's no different from many other sexual temptations. You must not lust after a woman, you must not see her as a way to placate your desires; straight people also deal with a lot of sexual temptation. Straight people can also feel attracted to people they shouldn't date: maybe they're already in a relationship, or there's an age difference, or you've had the bad luck to fall in love with your cousin. Feelings can play all sort of nasty tricks on you, what matters is that you recognize what's right and what isn't and follow that instead of your feelings, no matter how intense they are. There's a third thing, and it's what is sometimes called "homosexual affection". I may be nicer to a girl cause she's cute and I find her pleasant, even though I'm not planing to date her, and I can do so without lusting after her. She's just nice to be around and I'm just being kind. Some people have an easier time being kind to those of the same sex. There's nothing wrong with that; they can be excellent friends and good mentor-figures. As an aside, when homosexuals build their identity around the nature of their temptations, that's absolutely terrible. You're not "gay", you're just a regular dude with homosexual temptations. I don't think anyone's forcing them to act flamboyantly or to forcibly speak in a higher tone of voice. It's like if I'd built my entire persona around what kind of porn excites me: it'd be disgusting. (BTW, this is why pride parades and the whole LGTBBQ+ crap, as OP mentioned, are so atrocious) "But I can't choose what I'm attracted to!". Precisely, all the more reason to not let it define you.
Also, I'd love to hear testimony from people who are homosexual and practicing Christians (that is, they live chastely). If anyone could share their experience or knows of some good interviews, it'd be lovely. It's a topic that comes up a lot and people do have genuine sometimes honest questions about it, and not just the usual "but I like wrong why it has to be bad".
>>26053 If they're "chaste homosexuals", they're just chaste and confused, but at least they're not sinning. Ask God to show you the truth. Matthew 7:7 "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you."
>>26052 >"But I can't choose what I'm attracted to!". Precisely, all the more reason to not let it define you. 100% truth, anon. That's the problem with hypersexuality, people who suffer it often let it define them. Ever noticed how people addicted to hentai are always freaking out about how much they like l*lis? Furries make their whole personality revolve around being an anthropomorphic animal, etc

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Catholic/Protestant Slapfight Thread christianjanny Board volunteer 11/05/2022 (Sat) 15:40:18 ID: 5f869a No.20996 [Reply] [Last]
Due to several threads being dragged wildly off-topic by some anons' inability to hold themselves back whenever someone says the Pope is the antichrist or that Martin Luther destroyed Christianity, this thread will serve as a pseudo-containment thread for dialogue between Catholics and Protestants. Rules still apply in here, keep the thread on topic, do not make one-liner insults or ad hominems, keep it civil and respectful. Posts that try to start fights between Churches and drag the OP off-topic in other threads will be deleted, no matter how many there are.
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>Fiducia supplicans ("Supplicating Trust")[1] is a declaration on Catholic doctrine that allows Catholic priests to bless persons in same-sex relationships and certain other relationships.[2] It was published in December 18, 2023 by the Catholic Church's Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith (DDF) and approved by Pope Francis.[3] It was the first declaration by the DDF since Dominus Iesus in 2000.[4] While the declaration does not change Catholic doctrine on marriage, which the Church reserves for heterosexual unions, Fiducia supplicans was interpreted by Francis's supporters and opponents as a stepping stone to a future recognition of same-sex marriage by the Church. Francis advised that Vatican bureaucrats should avoid "rigid ideological positions" shortly after the declaration was made.[5] It overturned a 2021 policy by the Vatican's doctrine office, which had forbidden such blessings.[5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiducia_supplicans catholics plz
>>26158 Be me. Open my Catholic Missal. Lists sodomy as one of the sins that cries out to heaven for vengeance. Remembers that the Catholic faith is infallible (never wrong) and indefectible (never changes). Reads about "Pope" blessing sodomite marriages. How do you bless a sin? The faith is the Bible and the Popes, but the Lord himself said Matthew 19:4-5. How can a real Pope say the Bible is wrong and bless sodomy? Oh well...
>>26160 IMO you already know the answer inside, Anon. Do you honestly think the problem is either with Jesus & His words, or with the faithful recording of them within the Holy Scriptures?
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>Luke9:49“Master,” said John, “we saw someone driving out demons in Your name, and we tried to stop him, because he does not accompany us.” >50“Do not stop him,” Jesus replied, “for whoever is not against you is for you.” I actually asked God through a Bible generator and picture related is what he said. The infighting of Christians is so tragic, correction is fine but we should work together even if we disagree on a lot.
>>26221 >The infighting of Christians is so tragic, correction is fine but we should work together even if we disagree on a lot. Amen brother

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Asbury University Revival Anonymous 02/18/2023 (Sat) 04:42:15 ID: e1cf69 No.23758 [Reply]
>Asbury University has become the sight of a revival gathering, with students and staff engaging in continual worship and prayer on campus over the past few days. >What began as part of a scheduled chapel service on Wednesday morning at Hughes Auditorium in Wilmore, Kentucky, has since transformed into a constant impromptu gathering. >Alexandra Presta, a senior at the university who is also the executive editor for the campus newspaper The Collegian, has witnessed the revival and reported on it. >Presta told The Christian Post on Friday morning that after the chapel service concluded on Wednesday, “roughly 30 students kept going.” They've been joined by others since then. >The chapel service featured a sermon by speaker Zach Meerkreebs based on Romans 12 and the topic of “love in action,” Presta told CP. >“I had left for a few minutes but then felt called to return. Since then, it hasn't stopped. It's been a mix of worship, testimony, prayer, confession, silence,” she explained, calling it “a full experience of the Holy Spirit.” >Presta estimated that as many as 1,000 people have come to the revival gathering since it started, noting that while “some have come and gone,” there are others who “have slept on the floor and continued to praise God nonstop.” https://www.christianpost.com/news/asbury-university-senior-revival-is-a-humbling-before-the-lord.html
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>>23884 >>23868 If they actually pray to Jesus He would give them the grace of repentance and healing. But they are probably praying to what they want Jesus to be, some hippie idol.
>>23785 In situations where people put on airs and become dramatic, I do find that there are tiny minorities of genuine hearts in those groups every time; a little light in a dark room makes a huge difference kind of thing. The popular approbation and grandstanding is tiresome on the whole though, but I hate being a negative nancy every time something potentially encouraging happens. It all seems like this revival stuff boils down to boomer pride and pretensions. I find myself pleasantly surprised however with the fruitfulness and levelheadedness I find even if it is only crumbs, but a little manna makes a lot of bread.
>>23825 I'm from Bongistan Every institution hates God. We all sit here in envy and covetousness of your American excess two-week raves. It's proof that you believe in at least something even if that something is facile, and proof that the university is in no position to ban it like they would do immediately if it were occuring over here.
>>26283 Thanks for the daily reminder, Bong-fren. I actually grew up near that area. It has a long religious tradition. Quakers, Mennonites, Amish. Asbury is a pretty small, ostensibly Christian university. While this event was clearly squelched by (((TPTB))) during Current Year, the great revival that occurred there before during The Jesus Movement had a lasting impact not only on the general region, but also for the entire US nation. In some ways it changed history.
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>>23841 Chad >>26283 I'll be praying for you brother >>26285 Based

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Meme Thread Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:43:06 No.10900 [Reply] [Last]
Please don't let this one die.
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>>16389 I love Michael W. Smith, is this anything like his music?
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>>20956 Gigachad average Ken Ham enjoyer God bless, brothers
>>20967 THIS >>21880 Lmfao that's terrifying
>>24616 >>24641 More gigachads, thanks and saved God bless
>>25301 >>25302 >>25403 Based, Heil Jesus >>25421I admit that tattoo looks like it was designed by a FED (because it probably was, Orthodox elders in black is a different kind of aesthetic), but check out early life sections of famous people (and people in power) on Wikipedia sometime. You might notice a pattern, might see why not everybody is so quick to believe those people are angels that can do no wrong. God still loves them, (obviously He does) but they're clearly monopolizing, and infiltrating, and spreading degeneracy, etc. because they don't trust in Him. Which is wrong.

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Anon Cafe bunkers thread Anonymous 01/11/2024 (Thu) 20:57:51 No.4994 [Reply] [Last]
With the news that this site will be gone in March I've decided to make this thread to keep anons updated on where each board will go to. Post any bunkers that your board will be using in the near future. Goodbye anon.cafe. It was nice while it lasted.
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Would you consider Anon Garden a viable option? Some boards on this site are already in the process of migrating over.
>>5638 I'd suggest you make an appeal to /k/, Admin. Maybe they would consider that. BTW, for other, non-nuked boards by their POS BOs do you have a full-automation migration pipeline in place? Most BO's would like their current board migrated over with no fuss.
>>5638 >Some boards Which ones?
>>5586 ill join my pedobros in endorsing 8chan.moe as a safe haven for minor attracted peoples. excited about the /hebe/ revival. thank you @acidman you're the real mvp and you know we love you.
>>5764 shit meant to quote >>5584 too. whatever

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فلان Board owner 01/20/2024 (Sat) 13:19:49 ID: 7f827f No.1012 [Reply]
Announcement On account of the planned closure of anon.cafe, /islam/ will be migrating to https://anon.garden/. The site is not done yet, it is still being built (by me). As such, please wait for it to be functional. I would welcome your suggestions and ideas.
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You should put a disclaimer on the front page that the site does not condone the promotion of violence to cover your bases. Anything Islamic-focused is automatically considered terrorism in the West.

Community Announcements Anonymous Board owner 05/21/2020 (Thu) 16:31:32 No.13261 [Reply] [Last]
Sometimes boards do things and think that it would be nice for other boards to know about it. Every week - assuming there are events - we'll post upcoming events in the global announcement slot as smaller community announcements. If you'd like your event to be added to the rotation, post here with your: >Board >Event name >Event thread >Event date and time (please provide time in UTC at minimum plus whatever other timezones you'd like included) Board owners may suppress community announcements without also hiding all global announcements if they desire by using custom CSS to hide class "community-announcements-board-owners-feel-free-to-hide-this". I've taken the liberty of making /otter/'s Ottercine otter movie night the first event we announce. Good job, /otter/.
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Why are you Anons even debating the finer points of 3 evildoers, or somehow making light of Kikefat's bullshit simply because the others are even worse demons? >tl;dr That site is a literal glownigger, literal kike, literal honeypot gayop. Steer clear of it, now and forever.
>>16354 >That site is a literal glownigger, literal kike, literal honeypot gayop So, the same as zzz and smug? What's your point?
>>16354 So is alog, tvchan, zzz, and sportschan. Do you have something important to add to the conversation? >>16355 Nah, the smuggers have a pole so far up their ass they'd just slam the door in the feds face and then wonder why they're in prison later.
>>16358 >Nah, the smuggers have a pole so far up their ass they'd just slam the door in the feds face and then wonder why they're in prison later. For how utterly retarded the entire userbase and board administration was, the actual site admin of smug was a reasonable man who actually cared about privacy and prioritized e.g. getting the onion back up over the clearnet address when the site went down. He literally said that he'd prefer to go tor-only if the spam at that time continued to cause problems. He disappeared for like a year and after he came back localhost was banned on like every board, so probably the real smugmin is actually in jail somewhere.
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I understand that this site is about to shut down, nonetheless I wanted to give one last invite for dab owl Ahem >/sp/ >superb owl >february 11th 23:30 UTC 17:30 CST >sportschan.org/sp/ thread posted when event happens

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How to to lock a board Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 17:24:56 No.16543 [Reply]
As I moved some boards I own elsewhere due to the announced closing of the Cafe, I'm looking to lock the old bords here. However I can't find such option in the management panel. I've tried to put Maximum threads per hour to -1 or 0 but it's not working as expected. Maybe only globals can do that ?
>>16543 Only globals can lock or unlock boards. Make a post on the board(s) under your owner capcode confirming that you want the lock set and then post here so we see it, and we'll lock them for you.
>>16544 Thanks for the information, I will keep you iupdated.

فلان 02/01/2024 (Thu) 14:29:20 ID: 333257 No.1019 [Reply]
اَلسَلامُ عَلَيْكُم وَرَحْمَةُ اَللهِ وَبَرَكاتُهُ‎ Share the Islamic Books you guys have enjoyed reading over the years
ILLUMINATI (vs) ISIS - The Battle for a New World Order The Dark Lords

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No-Nut November Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:44:31 ID: 9d3af7 No.20787 [Reply] [Last]
Are you participating my brother in Christ? Or have you already failed?
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>>26361 Oh yes. Part of the reason the "EasyPeasyMethod" is kind of hard to read through, is because despite getting so many things right (like the DeltaFosB protein), it gets an equal amount of things wrong. I _want_ to quit, and am quite successful when I remember who's behind making the Greek word for adultery (p*rnographia) free. If something is "free", especially if it's widespread, chances are something's seriously wrong. And another thing; I was only ever interested in soft pron (not that I ever wanted to start getting addicted, some disgusting pedo hag indoctrinated me at school to believe it was "normal", lmao), and like 99% of what I saw in my life were static, anime/fanart images, even when I first got into it (though it was more real women in the first 2-3 years). And I'm a NEET and (like most people on here) NOT an atheist, so the book is kind of hard to read since I can't relate to a lot of what it's saying. It's still a book with (what seems to be) good intentions, don't get me wrong, it's just hard to read through a lot of the jumping to conclusions about the reader that it does (of which only like 50% of it is right, so far). I'm not going to give up reading it, just giving some criticisms of it. ...I typed like 4x as much as I wanted to type, I can't be succinct for some reason
>>26363 >99% of what I saw in my life were static, anime/fanart images That is, 99% of what I saw when looking for waifus with ill intent
>>26364 >Our bodies are the most sophisticated objects on the planet. Whether you believe in intelligent design, natural selection, or a combination of both, our bodies are thousands of times more effective than man! We’re unable to create the smallest living cell or the miracles of eyesight, reproduction and various interlinked systems present in our bodies or brains. Okay, based. Glad I read more. At least they seem to recognize intelligent design. I'm still reading it.
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>>26364 >Me: “Why do you want to stop?” User: “I read in a pick-up artist’s blog that it’s good to stop for four days to amp myself up.” Me: “Aren’t you worried about the health risks?” >User: “No, I could step under a bus tomorrow.” >Me: “But would you deliberately step under a bus?” >User: “Of course not.” >Me: “Do you not bother to look left and right when you cross the road?” >User: “Of course I do.” I'm liking this book more and more as I read, glad I didn't give up on it.
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>>26366 >(Here’s another thought experiment: let’s >say someone comes to you and says they >don’t necessarily want >an orgasm but very much want to make >love, even penetratively. They want to do it >for as long and as far as >you can go without an orgasm — but if it >happens then it’s fine. I assure you of a >phenomenal new sexual >experience far better than any other, if you >ever get that offer. Try it.) >Try it. >Try it. Uhm, I'm sorry ,what? That's sex outside of marriage (which is what p*rn means in Greek, as I have stated earlier). Am I missing something?

Christian /shelter/ 2: Electric Boogaloo Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 16:41:54 No.4438 [Reply] [Last]
I was going to leave well enough alone with a simple meta post in the designated meta thread, but he's not even allowing that so if he wants to do this than let's do this. Here's a temporary shelter thread. Keep inter-imageboard dramafaggotry out of it and don't bring up the lolcow. Discuss /christian/ things here. Have a nice day. Keep meta to the /meta/ thread: >>>/meta/15995
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>>4550 zzz is more rulecucked than blacked or 8chan back in the day. If you are zzz, then kys. You are a faggot.
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>>5382 Hey, as long as the Christians are fucking adults, I couldn't give a shit. >>5270 >cuck black kys faggot imagine thinking anons arent just laughing at you constantly when you post this teenager word salad
>>5416 Get out AntichristHater.
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>>4451 What's going on with the mods?

dead board 09/27/2023 (Wed) 22:03:26 No.5100 [Reply]
board dead
warned fred
I hope /icup/ makes a revival. Maybe we should try a low-maintenance game between the boards that doesn't require all this effort.
We have discussion for /icup/ and future interboard games like 8chanmania at 8moe /icup/: https://8chan.moe/icup/catalog.html

/shelter/ General #2: Floating Downstream Edition Anonymous 12/09/2020 (Wed) 08:17:04 No.2785 [Reply]
This is /shelter/ General, a thread for all your general emergency sheltering needs. Use this thread for anything that you don’t feel needs a full thread, as a hub thread to direct incoming anons, and as a discussion thread for any matters affecting the webring as a whole. Please remain calm; keep panic and argument to a minimum here. If you want to yell at each other then do it in a site-specific, board-specific, or other specific thread. If you’re hitting this thread during an event then please be welcome. Everything will be all right. The previous thread is at >>5 and is archived at https://archive.is/MB5Kt
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Is the idea of an /abdl/ board for anon.cafe still off the table? Requesting one in 2020 was denied and since then the blacked.gov /abdl/ board has lost it's original BO and replaced with one that was stupid enough to stay on 8kun /abdl/ until 2023. The place now has become a normalnigger hellhole that's too uncomfy for anons that like to shitpost, post lolis and create OC content of board-tans since it's now more focused in nothing but 3dpd garbage. The new BO isn't encouraging the things that made /abdl/ fun during Julay and me and a few anons have had enough of it. We really could use a new place even if it's temporary. We were even desperate enough to set up a board on Endchan since it's one of the only IBs available that still allow board creations. If any anons know if there's any IBs in the webring that might be more likely to accept an /abdl/ board. That would be nice.
>>4704 Sorry to hear of your troubles. We still believe /abdl/ won't be a good fit for Anon.cafe, but please feel free to use a /shelter/ thread to muster while you search for somewhere permanent if you need one, although we'll have to ask you to refrain from posting anything more than the absolutely most mild of your board's content while you're here. Can't say for sure that anywhere else in the webring would host you; zzzchan hosts many boards but you'd have to ask there directly to see if they'd be willing to take you on. Another option, if you've anyone capable among you, is to host your own site, use either Lynxchan or JSchan, and then join it to the webring.
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For erischan users: As you know by now, Eris has shut us down. Heretic, she is! admindude is currently unresponsive and the site has remained 'critically buggered' for over a week. So unless they've taken a 2 week break, we've run over the edge of the cliff, and now we're looking around stupidly before gravity says hi. I am a mod of erischan.org, and you have the washing machine to prove it. I've started setting up a bunker imageboard and will start import most of the living threads. My guess is this may take anywhere up to a week due to other obligations, giving admindude enough time to regain consciousness and fix the site. I'll try and keep this updated.
>>5596 Thanks for the information, Anon.
>>5596 admindude replied, it was apparently a sudden update of php 7.4 that fucked the backcode

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alogs.space Anonymous 12/19/2023 (Tue) 16:37:06 No.4987 [Reply]
I was checking on /robowaifu/ when getting my morning tea and https://alogs.space is giving me a 502. Not sure how long this has been going on for, maybe I'm jumping the gun and this is a small outage. But the site was fine a few days ago. Any way anyone else from /robowaifu/, should we be worried?
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>>4990 >That was quick Simple coincidence, just happened to be making the morning rounds atm. >also no I was not aware that we had our own bunker board here. We have two. Our primary bunker is here, and ou secondary is on trashchan. https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/index.html Cheers, Anon. :^)
>>4991 >trashchan lmao, that shit will go down in 6 months
>>5591 The site rune since some years now and admin seems very competent. On what did you base your assumption ?
>>5591 Heh, how's that friend. The Trashmin is quite upfront about all the goings on in his 4yr+ -old site.
>>5594 >>5600 >copium

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Requesting ownership of /agdg/ Anonymous 01/23/2024 (Tue) 19:17:51 No.16522 [Reply]
Since it appears that Newt has gone missing, I'd like to officially request ownership of /agdg/ so that we can move. Username is sleepy.
>>16522 We've reached out to the inactive owner by email to let them know of the claim. If they don't respond or otherwise leave their ownership inactive in the next few days, we'll transfer board ownership to you.
>>16523 Hey admin, any updates? Has BO responded?
>>16538 Nope, and since we've waited long enough, ownership of /agdg/ has been transferred to user "sleepy".
>>16539 Thank you, admin. I wish you luck with your future endeavours.

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Testing AI Spirits Anonymous 01/27/2024 (Sat) 06:38:54 ID: fc981d No.26350 [Reply]
I decided to check some image-manipulating AI and thew current state of its responses is appalling, at best. To make it short, I prompted one to generate a rendition of the Parousia with a crowned Jesus and biblically-accurate angels. So many things are off... others are egregiously blasphemous, and yet others seemed alright. Do you brothers think one could test and perfect this technology to adhere to the prompt (after a bazillion iterations), or do you think this image alone would prove that the AI spirit is not of God?
AI is made by humans. All it is is a reflection of ourselves.
>>26353 Humans are made by God. All it is is a reflection of Himself (through us).

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Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 18:25:13 No.229 [Reply] [Last]
ATTENTION >>>/meta/15174 The anon.cafe administration has ordered YOU to enjoy raccoons. Do it now.
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>>1018 Please come help us solve this together, /pro/ : >>>/shelter/4994 Please stay encouraged! This will work out if we just don't quit. Cheers. :)
Coonbros will we put the /pro/ in the trashchan?
>>1021 I think I saw earlier where the /islam/ BO was making a site anon.garden ? Apparently he is the BO of /pro/ as well and intends to go there with it. >>1020
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>>1021 Lol. Never a more-perfect board/site match tbh. :D

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WE'VE MOVED TO https://trashchan.xyz/retro/ Fellow Time Traveler Board owner 01/21/2024 (Sun) 15:22:38 No.3800 [Reply]

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