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Welcome back robot Anonymous Board owner 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:54:18 No. 1
>1. Obey anon.cafe's global rules. https://anon.cafe/.static/pages/globalRules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
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>9. Namefagging, tripfagging, and avatarfagging is prohibited unless necessary for a specific thread. This also applies to moderator capcodes, which shouldn't be used outside of meta discussions.
>10. We are a NSFW board; lewd and goreposting is allowed but if you're going to mass dump spoiler it.
>11. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace.
Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

Contact mugabe, who no longer owns the board, here: kilmister@hitler.rocks
Edited last time by BigGuy on 01/14/2020 (Tue) 14:54:40.
>Now with less eunuchs
Heh.
What are we gonna do when 8chan comes back up? Boards, and especially boards that share a name with 4chan boards will probably be raped by newfags who saw 8chan mentioned on tv.
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>>2
If Tyrone still ends up being in charge, which I have my doubts due to him showing disinterest, we could ask him to force posts to a character limit or place a wordfilter.
Otherwise just the usual, screech at the retards in hope they go away. And if there's no alternative /v9k/ could be ressurected.
I just hope fellow robots make it through.
>>3
Use /a/'s automod. It's extremely effective at preventing undesirables from posting. The list of banned words would probably have to be modified to fit /r9k/, though.
>>4
Wouldn't that destroy the board due to the automaid making request 24/7? Heard this is what happened with Infinity Next™.
>>4
I like this idea.
>>5
There definitely was some problem with the automaid but pretty sure it was fixed since it never got removed from /a/ and is functional on smug right now.
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>>6
Well I just asked /a/, the automaid apparently was developed for vichan, this board using lynxchan makes it non-compatible. Some anons said that there is a port being made but I wouldn't put much hopes on it.
>>7
Don't think we will have too much problems with rapefugees here on anon.cafe but when 8chan comes back we should definitely use it there.
>>4
No, fuck off. There is zero need for /a/'s shitty automod bot. Tyrone did a fine job before and as long as this BO doesn't do worse than we'll be fine.
I will absolutely not post if the tr/a/nny bot is setup here, on principle.
I'm really liking the board theme.
>now with less eunuchs
i missed you lads, thought i lost you. although im a bit worried about sharing a small chan with /girltalk/
Do you guys know if anyone went to endchan? i remember /8exodus/ mentioning that there was an r9k bunker there
>>11
i dont think we need an automod. manual moderation worked fine and there wasnt really any derailing due to touristposting.
>>39
>i missed you lads, thought i lost you. although im a bit worried about sharing a small chan with /girltalk/
What gives, the only thing they can do is take screencaps and laugh on their boards.
>>39
>chan
Can't say that I missed (You).
>>52
Whats the more accurate term then. fotuba based imageboard?
>>58
And im pretty sure this is a lynxchan instance
>>58
Imageboard is the term of this year of the Lord. Pretty sure that calling them "chans" has become taboo due to most of the entry-level internet calling them like that.
>>39
/girltalk/ is completely dead.
>>63
End of an era huh
>>73
Dude, was there really any reason to make this post? It doesn't contribute anything to the thread, it's just a buzz.
If your post brings nothing to the table, then save it for yourself
>>76
gay
>>77
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
>>78
NO U!!!!
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>>80
My "No U" is bigger, is on impact font, and has Suiseiseki on it.
Your argument is invalid.
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Due to the increase of traffic I turned the board to NSFW. Gore and lewds 2d preferably are now allowed, but kindly spoiler it if you're going to mass dump
>>81
I kind of agree with you.
Good to see that we aren't relegated to being stuck on 4gag.
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Those retards on 8ch r9k that said not to fear monger are legit brain goo fucking dogs. We should have all had a place to go but now we are all split up in bunkers. fucking sucks it's just not the same as 8ch r9k
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I think we should filter the word "incel".
>>151
Agree, should be something like "lobster" or "crawdad".
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>>152
What about "male feminist" or "cuckold"?
>>151
I thought about it, but incel was frequently used to insult failed normalfags around, so I think that would disrupt the message anons want to send very frequently
>>151
I agree. The term has become too mainstream and is exclusively negative nowadays.
>>153
It should be filtered to something like "chad" or "alpha male" to piss the people who use it as an insult off.
>>170
Not a bad idea
>>152
i feel like that would be too similar to wizchans corruption censoring. truewiz was it called?
>>151
I fucking hate that term so much. I don't recall it ever being used before that arab shooter. Then all of a sudden everyone started using it overnight. We had virgin and it was a common insult but now it's been so overused it's almost lost all meaning.
>>223
> I don't recall it ever being used before that arab shooter
You mean Alek? Because he wasn't a shooter, and Omar Mateen wasn't an incel anyways.
>>224
Yes alek minassian. It was as if overnight everyone started using the term and going after virgins harder than ever.
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>>261
Incel is the lefty version of cuck at this point. We should filter it already
Ironically Alek wasn't even "incel". He was obviously LARPing hard
>>266
"incel" was a feminist invention from the beginning. If you are insulting other men as "incel" you are a leftist feminist pawn.
>>266
Alek ruined everything. At this point I'm convinced he is a fed. No beta would actually announce the beta uprising on fucking facebook of all things.
>>287
Yeah but kids now need a buzzword insult they can throw out when I have nothing meaningful to say. It's especially funny when a tranny of all things calls you one. It's too fucking ironic.
>>288
The facekike post is what gives it away. It reads like something you'd find on twitter parodying cuckchan's /r9k/ types.
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>>1
>So while we wait for 8chan to come back up
kripplechan tweeted 8ch is perma dead.
the world is our imageboard now.
shitpost everything

>>76
ignore this nigger
it has been going round other boards (/massive faggot/) making the same posts on julay world

>>266 >>287
>"incel" was a feminist invention
(((incel))) was an (((invention)))
>not turning the lying definition around and shooting the kike back in the face with truth
you want to be left alone to grumble in peace, they want you dead
learn the difference.
>>332
>kripplechan tweeted 8ch is perma dead.
What? The last thing i heard about 8ch is that they were doing tests in a new domain.
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>>334
>believing anything the cripple says
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>>335
>>believing anything the cripple says
>being too nigger to read it wasn't kikewheels that said it
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>>334
>Q Research Notables
Fucking Qboomers man
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So apparently 8chan is coming back. All the replies to Ron's post are Qboomers. Make that what you will.
>>340
This is Ron's nth tweet about being in the FINAL PHASE® and coming back SOON™. I won't believe it until I see it.
>>340
>6 Oct 2019
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>>341
t. cripplekike
I'd rather trust the ones that already own the website and had been dealing with it for the last years than some virtue-signaling faggot who sold and doesn't want his name smeared by his own creation.
>>340
It'll be a nice containment board for obnoxious retards while we can stay here nice and comfy. May god have mercy on anons thinking that it's going to be anything but a radioactive data mining cesspool.
>>344
I just want vg and the archive boards back
So yeah, 8chan as we know it is never coming back, instead we'll have it renamed to fucking 8kun
Who's going to be staying away from it and lean on the webring and the zeronet instead? 'Cause this is just bullshit
>>350
Me. 8chan was glowing hard even before the Christchurch drama and it's going to glow even harder when it gets back.
>>347
You can just want whatever board back, none of them will be the same. 8ch was essentially completely ruined and taken over by discord and cuckchan autists over just a handful of literal who jewtube e-celebs name dropping the lolcow board. I can only fucking imagine what boards are going to be like after the fucking united states government namedropped it as a bastion of "incel" warriors. I'm going to archive my board as fast as possible before it gets spammed to death by normalfags.
>>350
Between the glow in the darks, newfag /pol/ larpers being killjoys, literal trannies and the fucking qboomers, I'm really hesitant to go back.
>>357
I'll probably post there occasionally just to see how much sperging I can cause with the least amount of effort.
/tv/ and /b/ used to be great for watching the biggest faggots on the site congregate on a single board and try to conquer it while the regular users egg them on, though I think they're both well and fucking gone now since /b/'s population fucked off to be with the space commies or cuckchan, and only the most dedicated autists stuck with gayhole/tv/ while the rest of them also fucked off to cuckchan.
I made myself sad just thinking about it.
So apparently jim the jew is gonna start fresh with 8kun. However he isnt going to port 8chan over like someone who cares about his website should. Instead BOs will have to contact him or something with their board password inborder for their board to be ported.
>>381
On one hand, 90% of all boards had no posts and were dead. On the other hand, dead boards that had really useful information and small communities are going to be wiped and lost forever. All Jim had to do was port over everything and just wipe the useless boards that have never been used.
>>350
I'm staying on the webring, I'd rather use semi-dead boards with quality posts than active boards with no quality
>>397
Also If anything stupid happens on 8kun we already have a backup to go to, one which we could share to robots who didnt make it the first time around
https://youtu.be/N8_g_3iGY-k
Breaking news from Cripplekike
>>430
>that ratio
wew
>>396
No, you're making too much sense and that would mean Jim has to do work(!!). We can't have that. All he needs is the qboomers and /pol/ larpers, he couldn't give less of a shit about the other boards.
Just found out about this place, thank god. Are we planning to go back to 8kun when (if) it comes online? Idk if we should, I kind of like this webring better.
>>491
While I'm definitely sticking with the webring I will occasionally use 8kun just to make sure it has some traffic at least until the cripple finally dies.
I want that site to come up and I want to watch him squirm in his twisted shell of a body.
>>491
I'd rather stay here. Fuck Jim.
>>491
It's not really an active decision anyone is making. 8glow will undoubtedly be DDoSed and raided into oblivion during the first few months. But people whether they like to admit it or not are addicted to high PPH. The only real difference between cuckchan and pigchan is that you don't get banned for random mundane shit on pigchan (typically) and that it allows TOR and VPN's. So people will flock to it en masse like they did back when e-celebs name dropped it a year or so back and when cuckchan went down for like 2 days. I've seen random people in jewtube comments talking about it, people all over the internet murmuring about its return. Make no mistake, 8glow is going to be unbelievably popular and therefore any hope for reasonable good faith conversation will be completely out the window. The glow niggers are literally showing up at cakekikes door making low level references to 8chans culture, so these faggots will be flooding the boards with their most subversive slide threads and shit-posts.

8glow will fail and succeed. It will fail to ever produce the culture that it had just 3-4 years ago, but it will still capture a massive audience of insufferable massive faggots addicted to (You)'s. But "staying here" isn't exactly a choice you can make either, because 5 of the 10 active posters will very likely just forget this board exists the moment 8glow comes back online, and the rest will trickle on out. Imageboards are dead and god died with them.
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>>499
You're completely right. It's truly over.
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>>499
>mainstream avenue imageboard going to shit means all imageboards have gone to shit
You do not understand how things work I guess.
>>500
Something ends, something begins. The only moment it's over is the day we die.
so is this place free of the tranny scourge?
also don't hold your breath for 8glow, as kikewheels keeps trying to get providers to pull hosting. gonna be a while if at all.
>>503
Someone should have pushed him down some stairs a long time ago
>>501
I didn't say all imageboards were shit though. I said all alternative imageboards are dead, legitimately dead. The entire format is generally dead, and 8glows return will further cement the death of imageboards in general as it's a massive centralized board with a metric fuckton of media attention at the moment.
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>>512
>I didn't say all imageboards were shit though
>8glows return will further cement the death of imageboards in general
>>514
Are you fucking retarded? Read the very next sentence before responding you absolute fucking nigger brained faggot.
Shit/=/dead
Dead/=/shit
>>515
Corpses when they end up decomposing tend to smell like shit though.
One thing to consider is that Tyrone mentioned in the meta thread when fullchan was up that he was mostly tired of imageboards, and that if 8chan ever went down he'd most likely be done with them entirely. So it's possible he hasn't migrated the board, in which case, staying here becomes a better option.
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>>574
True. But we need to find a way to get all or at least most of 8/r9k/'s users back here first.
Also, is "incel" finally filtered?
>>582
>Also, is "incel" finally filtered?
I don't think it should be filtered, it's used as an insult to failed virgin normalfags pretty frequently.
>>582
There's no point in putting a bunch of filters on the board, it's a retarded thing for any BO to do.
The current state of affairs isn't looking very good. Robots have been scattered, tyrone is gone, and 8kun is glowing.
We need to start coming up with a game plan. We've been going on too long just kind of hoping everything will work out but I don't think that has done us any favors. We got caught with our pants down when 8ch got taken down but we need to start trying to actually come up with a way to deal with this situation.
I think we need to start trying to get all of the scattered robots to this board but that's easier said than done since simply saying "hey come here" on whatever imageboard they may have migrated to may make this board start to glow as well.
Honestly, I'm not very sure about what we should do when it comes to specifics, but we need to start talking about this before 8glow drops and causes the uproar it inevitably will.
>>600
One solution is to make it harder for people to know about this site existence. Say, we acknowledge the board's existence on 08ch zeronet. That will require them to figure out how to have access to zeronet, and on 08ch /r9k/, we will have a post recommending people to come here. Instead of just pasting this site url to 8kun, we make people go the long way. Only the ones giving a fuck about this board will go through this kind of shit.
>>600
It's always a mistake to advertise an imageboard. If the growth isn't organic it'll be filled with retards in an instant. Because of the webring this board and others have all the visibility they could ever need, possibly even too much visibility. Honestly robots should take this lull as a nice break from their high PPH addiction and read some books, get some silence in your heads for a few months. Things will ramp back up and be worse than they've ever been, so prepare.
>>602
Zeronet i uear isnt very safe through, something about how it connects to users
8kun is online. Havent visited yet. Wad told this is the onion since cpearnet page is predictably getting ddosed
http://www.jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/
>>729
I'll give it a month 'til it gets stable
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>>729
Late 8chan was a shithole filled with CIAniggers, boomers and retards, and 8kun will be the exact same. We should stay here.
>>729
Every post on the entire website ends with
>Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
I hate it.
>>738
I'm not sharing an imageboard with fucking boomers.
>>738
You can disable it in the options.
>>742
It shouldn't be there in the first place. A single disclaimer at the bottom of the page is all that's needed in that regard.
Does anybody know what tyrone is up to these days? What is he planning to do about this whole shit fest? I doubt he's going to make an r9k on 8kun but it'd still be nice to confirm whether or not we're actually going to stay here for good.
>>736
I honestly wouldn't mind staying here, but I wonder if we'll ever be able to get all the robots that got scattered back here. It would also be problematic if some random newfaggot makes an r9k on 8glow and some of the robots from 8ch that haven't found this place yet go there instead. We'd probably lose them forever since putting this board's name on the website would be a huge fucking mistake.
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>>753
Yeah, that's what i'm worried about too. We need to find a safe way to get all anons back but i really have no idea.
BO's thoughts?
>>754
I just hope for the best.
>>754
If you can't find this board by yourself, you don't deserve to be here.
>>729
Doesn't work for me.
>>757
8kun dot net
>>759
Yeah 8kun wasn't working for me. I can get in now but can't post. Many boards seem to be gone for good too which blows.
>>760
Boards are still being migrated, but many probably aren't coming back. Smaller, slower boards are better off being on the webring due to the new inactivity deletion policy, as well. It's also being DDOS'd pretty heavily. It'll be a while before it's stable.
>now with less eunuchs
Wait, so what happened to the christfag? Did he an hero? Or is he just apparently not here?
>>800
He wasn't here at the moment of creating the board, now he may be here, but he needs to be more obvious.
>>800
>christfag
He was a self-admitted kike who believed in some gnostic shit with a Christian spin. Try to be less disingenuous.
>>807
>disingenuous
You accusing me of something, bucko?
>>816
Yes, I'm accusing you of lying and saying that a self-admitted kike who believed in gnosticism was a christian.
>>824
Last I checked, he was a christian. He called himself a christian, and alluded to him being a christian numerous times, but I don't recall him calling himself gnostic or jewish.
Furthermore, don't gnostics hate Yehovah anyway? Since he's just one of the many faces of the Demiurge so both Christianity AND Judaism are big no-nos.
How about instead of being a salty bitch you post an archive link and show me where he says this shit?
>>831
Didn't archive the threads that he posted in at the time, but if you weren't an absolute newfag you'd have seen it one of the many times he openly stated being a kike, and openly insulting people with the word 'goy' - and no, not in the 'sup goys' /pol/ type of way. The fact that you aren't aware that eunuch-kike is an actual kike means you should shut the fuck up and lurk more before speaking of things you know nothing about. Any anons who were actually around when he was sperging out, which really wasn't all that long ago, can attest to this.
>b-but he called himself a christian
So did tens of thousands of crypto-kikes throughout history, means nothing when you're a genetic kike.
Lastly, there are many types and forms of gnosticism, including pro-kike and pro-christian ones, so again you run your nigger mouth off about stuff you clearly never bothered to research.

Later today I'll go through archive.org and see if it has any of the threads where he openly called himself "a messianic jew, was born a jew, am now a gnostic christian". If anyone has archive.today links to the threads then cool, but don't have em myself.
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>>11
There definitely needed to be tweaks to /a/utomeido, but nevertheless, people who unironically write "smh tbh fampai" outside of places like /s4s//s8s/ really do not deserve to have their voices heard.
Also, Tyrone did an awful fucking job. He and the rest of the old BOs were awful little shits who'd rival 4gag's mods in nigger faggotry.
Reminder that the board still went to shit with him in charge, thus owing to a degree of incompetence.
>>831
>He called himself a christian, and alluded to him being a christian numerous times
If I call myself a Negro, allude myself to be a Negro every time I post, does that make me a Negro? Even if I truly believed myself to be a Negro, I would objectively not be a Negro . This is a non-argument.
>>850
Pantsu was the hero this board needed, but not the one it deserved.
>>824
>>831
>>851
Fucking
Cut-My-Balls-Off-Man was absolutely jew. He posted constantly about how he was a fucking jew. I called him "the jewnuch" because he's a literal jew.
The reason he repeatedly gave for Why Cut Balls Off was a passage from Da Jesus Book that said "if your arm sins cut it off". His balls sinned so he cut them off. He was posting Jesuses and saying "I'm just doing what the Bible says. Can you show me a Bible verse that says NOT to cut balls off?" No one, apparently, could convince him.
So then he Cuts Balls Off all by himself using a rusty knife and posts pictures the entire time. I didn't look at the pictures because there is nothing I would rather not see than a jew's sliced-up nutsack.
Afterwards Jewnuch continues to post retarded shit for a really long time until he eventually gets banned and leaves for 4chan. Good riddance. I hope he doesn't come here.

To conclude: Jew said Jesus said cut balls off. Niggers. "But he wasn't a Real Christian", said the Real Christian. Shut up
>>850
Tyrone did a good job of running the board, you're just a whiny nigger.
>>853
>a passage from Da Jesus Book that said "if your arm sins cut it off"
http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
>Matthew 5:29 - If da right eye make you do bad kine stuff lidat, dig um out, an throw um away! No matta you ony get one eye -- mo worse da whole body go Hell!
>Matthew 18:8 - If yoa hand o yoa leg make you do bad kine stuff, cut um off an throw um away! Mo betta you live to da max foeva, no matta you no mo hand o leg. No good you get da hand an da leg, an dey throw you inside da fire dat stay burning foeva.
>Matthew 18:9 - If yoa eye make you do bad kine stuff, pull um out an throw um away! Mo betta you live foeva wit one eye. No good you get two eyes an dey throw you inside Hell wea get plenny fire.
>>866
>metaphors don't exist
>Jesus totally didn't teach in metaphors 90% of the time
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>>867
Hey, I'm not the one who took it literally
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Literally every single thread on the board is getting derailed.
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>>891
sorry
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>>859
You're exactly the kind of person I'm talking about. /r9k/ USED to be a fucking haven for robots, before ~2017 and the shitflingers started rolling in. Why can't you just maybe try to consider someone may be telling the truth or might be right about something? It's not fun. This shit is like grade school all over again with the normalfags.
All feelings I had towards Tyrone turned to hatred when some nigger made a bully thread, and started acting like an absolute normalfag, suggesting that the assailants were all subhuman and that the victims were innocent, despite there being no context to the videos. And to prove my point that this sort of emotional response to the detriment of all logic and reason was normalfag-tier, I used a video of some jogger pushing some roastie down who nearly got run over by a truck. All the comments were calling for the jogger's blood, because the video was shocking. But who got their posts deleted? Oh, why, anyone who opposed that faggot OP, of course! Thankfully, it seemed the OP had sperged his last spaghetti and more users started getting uppity towards him, but anyway.
>>891
If this is true, if I were you, anon, I'd try to keep to yourself. There's a lot of viral, med-resistant AIDS on this shitty modern Internet and unfortunately there's nothing we can do about it except continue to consume the stuff we do.
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>>1
Was >>448 warned because he was angrily shitflinging or something else? I'm curious because his women misery comment could be misconstrued as one thing or the other.
>>932
It was a mistake, I tried to pull a gahoole. Never again.
>>928
Tyrone deleted almost every failed normalfaggot thread that ever hit the catalog and that was a fucking service to the board, especially nearing the end of 8ch when the board was glowing the most and we were getting hit by one of those everyday.
Maybe tyrone deleted a few too many threads or maybe didn't delete a few that needed to be deleted. However, getting this assblasted about those situations when (most of the time) all he deleted was the occasional discord spam/failed normalfag thread, is retarded. The only reason r9k stopped being a "safe haven" during 2017 is the same reason every other imageboard has been getting fucked since then and thats the US 2016 election.
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>this is where everyone ended up
I missed you fuckers.
>>928
See >>951
You argue like a roastie, with your
>why can't you just consider someone else being right, why can't I be right too
faggotry. Tyrone deleted all the goycord spam, mosts of the normalfag stuff (some people would say he deleted all of it, I'd say he should've deleted a little more than he did, but overall was a good job), banned any roastie who wandered in on sight, I really don't see why you're complaining.
Actually, I think I remember you. Didn't you start shitting up the meta thread after getting your shit deleted from the bullying/fighting thread? If so, good riddance, you were a retard then and are obviously still a retard now.
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We seem to be having an autist on the loose.
The first of many perhaps?
>>1009
It's not /r9k/ without some autism. Feels more like home already.
>>837
>means nothing when you're a genetic kike.
But that's wrong you fucking retard. The whole point of Christianity is that it doesn't give a jolly fuck if your mother was a christian or not, only that you choose to accept Jesus and all that shizz. Otherwise you still wouldn't be allowed to eat non-kosher and words like "forgiveness" and "redemption" wouldn't be thrown around like they are. Just because jews sometimes lie about being christians for there dastardly schemes does not mean that those born into Judaism are as cattle and may not enter J-sus' covenant.
I suppose you also think Jesus was a crypto-kike? And his whole job was making more crypto-kikes? After all, he was a genetic jew and all he did in his spiritual career was try to turn other genetic jews into "christians".
>b-b-b-but m-muh khazaars
Yeah the guys who adopted the beliefs and customs of which people?

>>851
Being black exists within the body and therefore cannot be changed solely by the mind. Being christian exists solely within the mind, and therefore can be changed by the mind alone.

>>867
>literally everything Jesus ever said was a vague metaphor that can be wildly interpreted to by each individual to confirm their pre-existing beliefs
Jesus was a hugely spiritual man that placed so little value in the mortal body compared to the spirit that he overturned every jewish law regarding sinful food and body modification, and he even claimed that you would defy the laws of physics by believing hard enough. How could that passage possibly be interpreted as meaning anything but what the eunuch did? Yes he was an idiot for jumping straight to "Plan Z" but I fail to see how Jesus could have said that without "Plan Z" is still being in the alphabet. A modern, secular parallel would be like a pedophile castrating himself because he can no longer trust himself to control his urges, or a dread-headed negro cutting off his cancer-infested toe instead of leaving it there to spare God's feelings.


Anyway, I'm seeing heaps of claims but no citations. Surely somebody would have archived such an epic thread. It's not like these claims are all just christfag cope, right?
>>1013
>Surely somebody would have archived such an epic thread
https://archive.is/iyfGB
>>1014
Thanks, Momiji-san!

And yeah, from a half-arsed look at the thread, I can see that he is indeed a "gnostic jew". Pardon my ignorance. I didn't actually read the entire thread when it was up.
But wouldn't castration be against jewish law anyway? I thought not vandalizing "G-d's" image was a big thing, which is supposedly why they hate tattoos. Any kikeologists ITT?
>>1013
Jesus was not a genetic jew, insofar as he wasn't of the same race as the jews we know today. The ancient Israelites, and Jesus himself, were White Aryans, whereas the race known as 'jews' today are a mongrelized race composed of many nonwhite tribes as well as an admixture of Judean (originally White) blood. Jesus was racially Aryan, and it's impossible for any kike to be a Christian regardless of what they believe because Christ, who was White, only came for the White race and those nations which were White - which is why nonwhites were not preached to initially, and why none of the apostles or disciples/martyrs even fucking bothered with them
>>1016
>White Aryans were exiled from Egypt for being kikes because Jews are white
Your religion is unnecessary. Egypt did nothing wrong
>>1017
Jews are not white. The ancient Israelites were racially identical to modern White Europeans, whereas the descendents of the people who later on became known as jews (primarily after 300BC) are nonwhite. I know the fact that throughout history people move around is a hard concept for niggers like you to grasp, but if you understand that just because modern Egyptians are mongrelized sandniggers doesn't mean the ancient Egyptians were, that just because pajeets are shitskins doesn't mean the ancient Indians were, etc, then why is it suddenly so hard to grasp this concept when discussing the ancient Israelites?
And Egypt did much wrong, such as turning against Akhenaten, but that's not really the discussion.
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>>1018
>but that's not really the discussion.
None of this is the discussion. This is the meta thread
>>1018
>Egypt did much wrong, such as turning against Akhenaten
"Oh, cool, what'd he do?", said I.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten
>Certainly, as time drew on, he revised the names of the Aten, and other religious language, to increasingly exclude references to other gods; at some point, also, he embarked on the wide-scale erasure of traditional gods' names, especially those of Amun.
Only "change their religion" what the fuck
The discussion is now Egypt. Fuck your god
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>>1020
>he doesn't praise the sun
this is an aten board and amunfags are NOT welcome
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>>1034
>>1018
Akhenaten was a heretic and a shabbos goy that got what he deserved. Real sunbros praise the OG Horus.
Also, he was a nigger. Or at least a mutt. Look at his skull: That is a nigger skull. Look at the crving: That is the face of a man who will steal not only the power of your gods, but also your bike and your wallet and your television.
Nigger, nigger, nigger!
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what the fuck is going on
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>>1036
Hot monkey sex.
>>1039
>sex
>on /r9k/
Get out filthy normgroid
>>1035
Blatant misinformation. Akhenaten was King Tut's dad, and when Tut's DNA was tested it was shown that his closest living relatives are literally Britons. Aten is a White man's Sun Disk. Horus wasn't even that important, he was just the direct overlord of mortals for a while and also got molested by his uncle when he was a kid.
>You will never have autistic arguments in a pictographic language (or whatever its called) and making new bully words simply by drawing how stupid the anon you're arguing with is
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>>1042
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>>1051
>if I regurgitate nigger 'we wuz kangz' propaganda about how the ancient Egyptian pharaohs were niggers, surely I will fit in to this diverse and inclusive board!
The only nigger here is you. Neck yourself.
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>>1053
>WE WERE ISRAELITES
>WE WERE KINGS AND WHATNOT
>>1055
>if niggers claim to be something, that means that the subject immediately becomes off-limits and worthy of mockery
>kikes are capable of maintaining the militarized agrarian society which ancient Israel was
>kikes are capable of maintaining any civilization at all by themselves
LOL
>>1056
>implying I made out your kangz bullshit was off-limits
It's not taboo, you're just an idiot that has allowed his own insecurities to cloud his judgement, even when faced with clear evidence contrary to your cope. Face it: You're a christfag that wants to be an anti-semite but can't justify that with worshiping a jew and honoring millennia of jewish heritage, so you've cooked up a narrative in your head that jews were not actually jews but were white. But please do explain to me how your people have the honor of being the creators of the religion of spite, treachery and genocide, and how a blue-eyed, pale-skinned pureblood briton has distinctively negroid facial features.
Furthermore:
>implying culture doesn't change even after 2000 years of exclusively working soft white collar jobs under the protection of a much stronger people
>implying the khazars weren't fierce warriors before they decided to be Yehovah-worshipping inbreds
>implying israelites didn't have slaves and shabbos goyim
>implying Israel didn't get ROFLstomped by actual white people
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Can Christfag and Paganfag just make their own thread and fuck off from here? Thanks.
>>1062
A sculpture or depiction of Akhenaten created many, many years after he died isn't proof of him being a nigger, especially considring there are many other depictions of him which don't portray him that way.
Next, there is mountains of evidence that the ancient Israelites were White, but you're so retarded you can't grasp the fact that historical populations move and sometimes change. I would point out that it's hypocritical of you to recognize that just because modern Egyptians are shitskins doesn't mean the ancient ones were, but you appear to have fallen for that niggercentric bullshit as well so I doubt you have the ability to understand something even that simple. Congratulations on conceding historically White cultures to shitskins.
Next,
>implying culture doesn't change even after 2000 years of exclusively working soft white collar jobs under the protection of a much stronger people
If it was solely a temporal cultural change than modern-day kikes in Palestine would be able to maintain their own state, yet they can't even grow their own food without sandniggers farming it for them, and can't even win a war against some Lebanese militia.
>implying the khazars weren't fierce warriors before they decided to be Yehovah-worshipping inbreds
Only small numbers of Khazars ever left Khazaria and mixed themselves into being part of jewry. Almost all of the Khazars remained in Khazaria and when it collapsed, they eventually made up the population of various areas such as modern-day Kazakhstan. Also, while the rulers did convert to the religion of the kikes, the population as a whole still was mostly Muslim, with pagans and so-called Christians in there as well. Benjamin Freedman was a jew and people who believe everything he does are idiots.
>implying israelites didn't have slaves and shabbos goyim
Israelites did have slaves sometimes, but so did literally all civilizations at one point, this isn't evidence of anything other than your lack of knowledge. Hurr durr, Germans took captured Roman soldiers as slaves, guess they were kikes now according to your logic.

>Egypt was White but mixed with nonwhites and declined
<Yep
>India was White but mixed with nonwhites and declined
<Yep
>Israel was White but mixed with nonwhites and declined
<LOLNO IMPOSSIBLE
Neck yourself.
>>1063
It stopped being about christianity a long time ago
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Also it seems we have captchas now. I didn't apply them but if the global moderation feels it's necessary I'm ok with this. I hope you're ok with this too.
Thank you dolphin autist. Thank you
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>>1064
Holy fuck you are dense.
>A sculpture or depiction of Akhenaten created many, many years after he died
Oh, you mean like his skull?

> it's hypocritical of you to recognize that just because modern Egyptians are shitskins doesn't mean the ancient ones were
>hurrrrr white people can run around all day in the desert sun in nothing but a shendyt and not get melanoma

>niggercentric bullshit
>implying egyptian and nubian royals didn't bump uglies
>implying archaeological evidence is "niggercentric bullshit"

>yet they can't even grow their own food without sandniggers farming it for them
So, what like almost everybody else these days? ;_;

>Israelites did have slaves sometimes, but so did literally all civilizations at one point, this isn't evidence of anything other than your lack of knowledge. Hurr durr, Germans took captured Roman soldiers as slaves, guess they were kikes now according to your logic.
>completely missing the point

>>1063
I'm sorry, Mokou, but that's not an option. Somebody is wrong on the internet.
>>1070
>Oh, you mean like his skull?
You didn't post his actual skull, you posted a stone depiction.
>>hurrrrr white people can run around all day in the desert sun in nothing but a shendyt and not get melanoma
Whites have lived in many different environments, including deserts. Furthermore, if you think that all of Egypt or Palestine is a stereotypical desert then you're a fucking retard. Obviously they didn't do it naked, but that was just a strawman you made anyway .
Next, congratulations on regurgitating niggercentric propaganda, and confusing the fact that Nubian admixture occured very late into Egypt's timeline, that therefore the pharaohs of ancient times such as Akhenaten would've therefore been the products of such scenarios. Ancient Egypt was White, no matter how many times niggerloving faggots like you try to say 'dey wuz kangz'.
>So, what like almost everybody else these days? ;_;
Imagine being so illiterate you don't know the difference between the words "can't" and "won't".
>>completely missing the point
I didn't miss the point; you stated that them having slaves was a sign of alleged jewishness, and I refuted that by showing your hypocrisy.
>I'm sorry, Mokou, but that's not an option. Somebody is wrong on the internet.
>xkcd
Neck yourself.
I dont even remember if the whites were Israelis argument ever got far on 8r9k, i believe we settled on not derailing the thread it happened in. I do find it interesting, can the ayranpill bot post some sources/more reading on it? You mentioned that there was sources
Please make a thread about white did shit and niggas dindu nuffin.
AND STOP DERAILING THE META THREAD.
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If anyone else is retarded like me and is wondering where the navigation buttons (catalog/return/bottom) went, they're in the top right corner.
>>1119
You know the keyboard has buttons that do that as well.
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Any update on 8glows? Just curious.
>>1175
Its up but no boards have been migrated for a while. Users are having troubles posting, especially images. Any photo of a child automatically results in a ban and if you want to create a board it has to be approved by a global mod.
>>1175
It may launch in 5 days, kike said that if the site is stable for 5 days he will shut down the /v/ bunker and redirect it to 8kun.
A lot of legacy boards also need contact from their owners to come back, which raises exclamation points on my head since tyrone wasn't really that motivated to continue moderating.
>>1185
Ron said that the legacy boards will be claimable before getting deleted, so someone else can claim r9k who's hopefully not a retard.
https://julay.world/meta/res/1460.html
So apparently some news blog or website mentioned julay and /fascist/ is getting raided because of it. Maybe the dolphin autist came from there. They also are using tor to ban evade
>>1189
>so someone else can claim r9k who's hopefully not a retard.
So in otherwords, we are fucked
>>1217
Or we could just stay here. That's what I'll do, don't see the point of going to 8kun, fuck that place.
>>1225
Same here, this place is comfy and isolated, something every one of us here strives for in life. No point returning to a place filled with shit people that will likely collapse again anyways.
>>1226
>this place is comfy and isolated
that reminds me of how miserably travelling on train is. It's the pinnacle example of mass population and why it's a massive mistake.
>>1226
I do hope that more 8chan robots find this place, id hate for them to only have a glowy alternative that would be filled with the likes of /v/
>>1235
what's with the constant /v/|mark bashing everywhere? I tend to believe its just one guy spreading across the webring fomentating bunker wars for his entertainment
>>1236
You're most likely an extreme newfag if you think that only one person has a problem with the cake kike. Either that or you never posted on /v/.
>>1237
This. Lurk for more than a week and you'll quickly come to learn why mark is so universally despised.
>>1237
You're not addresing the question, I know about the ineptitude of the guy, but claiming that he's trying to destroy the webring from within seems streching an inch.
>>1238
You aren't addressing the question either.
>>1239
> but claiming that he's trying to destroy the webring from within seems streching an inch.
Can you quote the post claiming that Mark is actively trying to destroy the webring? Or is this just an epic strawman?
>>1240
epin strawdude probably
Though cakekike has been caught actively shitting up /v/ alternatives (particularly /vg/) in the past, so it wouldn't be very surprising if he did pull some shit like that to be honest. Especially considering he's on yogapig's payroll.
Unfortunately there's not much we can do about it regardless, besides ignore shitters and wait until 8kunt gets established so that faggots lose interest in the webring and leave the rest of us alone.
>>1240
It's the vibe that I'm getting from all the posts around shitting on mark and claiming he's destroying the webring by being a part of it. I'm not going to start screencapping every single post that have this pattern because you're already convinced of what you believe in.
>>1241
>Though cakekike has been caught actively shitting up /v/ alternatives (particularly /vg/) in the past,
Where's the evidence of this? I'm not asking for archives, just give an example on how was he shitting up /vg/. It didn't have any issues and both were existing with no conflict against each other
>>1246
A "vibe" isn't a claim. I don't expect you to screenshot every post you see if your question is "Why do I see an anti-mark sentiment?" But that's not what you said. You said that you specifically saw a post claiming that mark himself was actively trying to "destroy" the webring from "within". You painted a picture of this crazy narrative that no one actually said in order to dismiss the more rational hatred towards Mark and his other actions. You're acting in bad faith. If you have a legitimate interest in why people hate Mark then by all means ask away, but if you're only interest is acting as MIDF then fuck off.
>>1241
These days he seems indifferent to /vg/ and like he would prefer if people who hated him went there instead. I vaguely recall him doing something when the initial /vg/ splinter happened, but that's not really relevant. Mark is a lot of things but I don't think he particularly cares about a monopoly on video game boards.
>>1239
I myself never claimed he's trying to destroy the webring (I'm >1237 ). Merely that he's a shitty, scummy kike who doesn't follow his own rules. The post I replied to (yours, I assume) said that you didn't understand the constant mark bashing. I addressed that statement, so I don't see why you're claiming I didn't - he's a complete faggot who literally got paid money to hotpocket, it's laughable that anyone would think only a single person despises him, and thus your post - which implied that only one person despises him, or at least only one person is vocal about despising him - was dumb.
>>1251
I know but this guy has the same posting manner everywhere. It makes me think he's not acting for the greatest outcome. Mark is a nigger but him getting kicked out of his own board like kikey will turn the board to a massive cesspool with no culture nor unity between anons. It's like communists constantly shitting on the establishment so they can instaurate their culture. Though I keep forgetting this is the webring, so what happens if the board is shutdown (both vch and 8kun)? The only alternative /v/ is a cesspool that looks like a cuckchan/v/ but with 5+ IQ points. Smug /vg/ is the only place that seems safe, if only more people posted there and not just /a/.
It's pretty bad and I have my reasons to not trust much of what is happening
>>1252
Smug/vg/ would be ideal if the /a/ automeido wasn't used there, which it seems like it is. For the moment I'm not posting on any /v/-type boards, but julay/v/ seems somewhat alright from what I've seen, haven't really lurked too much though.
As far as the guy you're takling about, I donno, I'm only on /animu/, /fascist/, and here lately, so haven't really noticed a pattern in these three places of any particular anon.
>>1247
For like the first two months it existed he was manually shitting up every thread and constantly whining about how /v/ is so much better.
Nobody does that for that long unless they have a vested interest in dragging people back to another board.
He only stopped when /vg/'s population stabilized and it became apparent the anons who stayed weren't going to cave in to shitpost spam.
He also had pulled the same shit with /svidya/ and some other splinter board I forget the name of (/vvv/?) beforehand when it looked like they were taking off.
Only difference is they both died because the BO of the former turned out to be just as much of an autistic retard as mark, and the other just abandoned the board entirely because /intl/ spammed the shit out of it.
vch redirects to 8kun and Julay seems non existant now.
>>1291
Julay's downtimes are because of their streaming activities and the fact MongDB crashes when the server reaches capacity. Their auto-reboot script should bring it back shortly.
Regarding vch, it looks like the board indexes redirect to 8kun, but if you still need to access any specific thread, then the catalog links still work. And it looks like Julay already imported all existing vch/tv/ threads to Julay.
>>1291
Didn't expect mark to get rid of the bunker so suddenly. What the fuck man, now the only alternatives are a place that is constantly infighting with boogiemans and us vs. them and a grandma-paced board.
I hope that with time the waters calm themselves.
What happens with 8kunny's /r9k/? Is anyone from here willing to claim it?
>8k requires javascript
>not even 4chan does
Oh well, RIP in peace 8chan.
>>1294
>4chan doesn't need javascript to post on it
That's a bannable offense.
>>1295
What is, mentioning 4chan?
>>1294
No need to require niggerscript to post if you block every known VPN and tor from being able to post.
>>1297
No point using VPNs or Tor if javascript is forced.
>>1296
Being an outright liar
>>1298
Of course, I agree with your sentiment, but cuckchan allowing niggerscriptless posting is pretty meaningless when they ban tor posting. Still, it's super fucking sketchy that the bunker went down early, julay went down, all right after people started asking about the fact you can't post without JS.
>>1299
Passless posting requires JS to Google for the CAPTCHA, if that's what you're talking about.
>>1301
Are you implying that you gave money to gookmoot to post without captcha?
I'm talking about the black screen that appears with noscript turned on saying something along the lines of
>This site requires javascript to work
Which is still there even if you have 4chanX.
Stop lying
>>1300
Ratwires just went down, too. Which is an odd coincidence.

>>1302
That's only for the catalogs.
>>1247
I haven't lurked /v/ and im not sure i want to start now, but i remember there was in incident where mark banned all talk of tf2vintage in favour of tf2classic (the one with furries and jews who wanted to charge money for deathmatch) for some stupid reason.
>>1293
I expected it as soon as i saw he copied the entirety of /v/ to vch, and then to 8glow. It would be foolish to have 2 boards with the exact same history confusing users and splitting them up. He wanted to make the transition smooth for his users, from the bunker to 8kun.
Speaking of bunkers, what happened to zerochan? The one that was P2P and thus very glowy
>>1311
FUD happened. That plus your IP being visible if you're dumb, and CP being ingrained in your disk if you didn't subscribe to a blacklist filter.
It has potential but there are many things to polish in it, maybe later down the years.
>>1311
I'm sure it's probably still up since it's decentralized so there's technically no way for it to go down.
So we're waiting for the board on 8niggers to come back?
>>1319
Not if I can avoid it, I don't really want to go to 8glow
>>1320
This place kinda died down after yesterday
>>1321
Looks like i'm quitting imageboards then.
>>1325
>he thinks he can leave
You're here forever nigger, if it's not here, it's somewhere else. But you can't ever leave.
Please dont leave. Who will i socialize with? Im too stupid and uninformed to go to any other board
>>1338
I'm not leaving. But sure as hell i'm not going back to 8glow or whatever.
>>1325
Like >>1326 said, you can't quit imageboards. I've tried before and you might manage a couple of days, but you'll be back. That instinctual part of you that needs to socialise will force you to come back to imageboards.

>>1338
I don't think anyone is leaving, and I'm not leaving here. The webring is far comfier than 8kun will ever be. I didn't like 8/r9k/ because it was too overcrowded with normalfilth (or retards like the eunuch) but this is a decent place to post, it doesn't have that much attention on it
>>1346
There's also the fact that we can't go back because the board still isn't there.
Is anyone here claiming it when the migration reaches stage 2?
>>1346
The thing that gets me is if 8kun goes down again, the people who populated it will be running around screaming fucking murder again and will scramble to the bunkers. In the webring's case, if a single website goes down, you still have the others. Hell, the concept of a webring has been there for a while. There is also the fact that Mark brought up wanting to sell Gondolas as merch and shit, so fuck 8kun.
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>>1352
You know what would be ideal? Contacting Jim or someone and explicitly ask to NOT have a /r9k/ board on 8glow.
>>1354
>cuckchan AND phone screencap
If it's not 8chan then this place will already turn to shit with trash like this
>>1350
>>1350
>>1293
You can't. I tried when creating a /r9k/ board, but it says old boards are still being migrated, so /r9k/ is probably getting migrated.
>>1346
No way I'm going back to that place. The webring is the community's future.
>>1366
8chan's shutdown proved that centralized imageboards are retarded. That might sound like bone goblin rhetoric but as much as he's an obnoxious retard I must admit a push towards decentralized darknet based imageboards is something that needs to be done. Of course this isn't profitable, so every time it was mentioned Mark would sperg out calling you a torpedo or Fred.
>people literally talking about their wife and children unironically on 8glow
Good lord
>>1346
>Eunuch
I wonder if he will post on 8kun. And I hope all the 2edgy for you normalniggers stay there.
>8kun is up
>It requires javascript
>It requires third party javascript
So, do we have to pretend 8kun isn't glowing brighter than Langley?
>>1370
No, a lot of people are bitching about it. If Ron doesn't comment on it or fix it within the week everyone should be warned that it's not only being monitored by glow niggers, but that it's actually injecting malicious sniffing code into your browser.
>>1368
>implying there wasn't a bunch of fags talking about their wife and children back then, when they were constantly shilling that the only thing in life worthwile is spreading the white race by having children
You're just seeing them now.
>>1374
People shilling to have kids is one thing, people actively blog posting about their children is some next level facebook-tier cancer.
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>>1375
Well if you're shilling for one, eventually you'll get the other
>>1346
Are the mages still here? Or have they decided to make their own tower somewhere?
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Don't you sometimes feel like you don't feel anything?
>nothing to browse
>nothing to do
>nothing to be
It's the worst feel.
>>1381
No idea where the rest are, but I'm still here and will remain here. I consider the tower compromised and won't go back there (it's advertised on /dir/ despite it being a delisted board). I can only hope the other mages haven't left us completely, like how Brazilian mecha anon just stopped posting one day...
>>1385
/tower/ bo set up the board on 8kun? Thats a risky move
>>1372
At this point, it looks like 8kun will be shit. Robots here are reporting normalfags posting about their spouses or children, it has to be an unsufferable boomer fest. And as soon as people find out that le epic 8chan is up again, it will be flooded by 2edgy4u normalniggers.
>>1396
If boomers stay on their containment board I don't care. But I prefer to have all the boards under on roof. I noticed some of the smaller boards I stopped visiting because everything was on different sides. Even a shitty home is better than no home at all.
>>1388
Sorry for the wording, its not been migrated so I don't think he has requested it has been migrated. Although its risky, it would be nice to regroup quickly and get an idea of where we all are.

>>1413
This home is better than 8kun though. Why would I put up with more of Jim's schemes and debacles when I can stay here, out of sight and comfy? I don't want to be associated with 8kun, /pol/ (or /leftypol/ for that matter), Q shit, or any other inter-board/inter-site discord-tier drama. I'm here to post with fellow virgins in peace, nothing more and nothing less.
>>1413
There are boards on the webring that work fine and have decent enough PPH. 8kun is fucking radioactive considering it's been weeks and Ron hasn't "fixed" the tor posting not working without JS ""bug"". The more time people spend whinging about a "home" on that normalnigger infested shithole the less you incentivize people to just have quality conversations here.
God damn dolphin you fucking autistic child.
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>>1469
How can I change? I just don't know how to. I'm lonely. My RAID storage folder is 751GB/2TB. My total downloads folder which includes Tarrent stuff is 117GB. I have anime, etc. I used to be into retro computing, but I lost my motivation for that when I moved to GNU/Linux. I know more than a modern sysadmin when it comes to older systems, such as obscure software. My dad's university got rid of so many floppy disks, PCs, laptops, etc, but when I was younger, I smashed them; I feel so terrible for doing that, but I still have this weird urge to do so. I have 2 CRTs, but only one is god-tier (Viewsonic G90F+). The other one (a shitty Hitachi) is failing and smells like a blown capacitor. I know how to solder, but my parents are scared of me getting shocked if I make an error while discharging it (I know how to do it; look online). My favourite mini PCs are the Shuttle XPC line, but the capacitors used in them are terrible, like literally to the point where they were in a class action lawsuit. For some reason, they have an open archive of their old 2004 site, so I archived it. I even have pictures of employees (slaves) holding the Shuttles. I have every product (up to late 2019 or when I next update my archive) image.
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>>1470
>I smashed them; I feel so terrible for doing that, but I still have this weird urge to do so.
Smash something less important. Break some sticks. Buy a pinata.
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>>1469
>pathetic anime photo
>>1471
No, because all of the less important stuff are things I need for my terrible projects, such as 37V through a 5V arduino goes bang.
Where did we even pick up dolphin autist? i remember one loli thread and a couple of loli dumps or so, but nothing as glowy as dolphin autist
>>1487
Here. I came from julay.world from neinchan (didn't know that they were shills at the time).
>>1488
Just remember that hitler would have patted the lolis
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>>1486
I mean something specifically to beat up when you're mad. Punch a punching bag or something.
>>1490
Or hurt my parents. I love to verbally abusive them. I just did it right now. It was fun.
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>>1491
Never mind you're an asshole. Break yourself.
>>1491
Woah that's like so cool man. Did you teleport behind them beforehand though?
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>>1493
They're fine with it since I'm autistic. I don't need shitty advice. I love being isolated. Cancerous video you attached.
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>>1494
Yes, I definitely have powers to do that. It's not like Jews are controlling air.
Can dolphins posts please be deleted and every IP he uses permanently banned? I don't see why he's still allowed to post, seen as he's evading a ban and breaking rules 1, 4, 5, and 9.
>>1510
I'd be careful about perma's since he's likely tor posting considering he's a straight up pedophile. But I agree his posts should be deleted and banned on sight after his initial retarded radioactive thread.
>>1510
I think he just wants to get e-fame, be the next eunuch. Cancerous glowing tumor that wasn't even from 8chan
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Gonna be archiving the threads of the dolphin in case anons want to see them later.
https://archive.ph/QLaTH
https://archive.md/nopjy
https://archive.md/XslPQ
https://archive.md/lry5N
https://archive.md/iKMVH
I wish I archived his first threads and the thread on /v/, never thought it would devolve into this
Edited last time by mugabe on 12/07/2019 (Sat) 17:15:50.
/cow/ dealt with snitchchan shill by editing his posts into self-derogatory. Maybe such method could be deployed here.
Other than that, i suggest to not take bait and ignore his posts. If you ignore the bullies, they will go away :^)
>>1530
>Maybe such method could be deployed here.
There's a difference between shilling a board and being a massive sperg, I don't think that can be edited or filtered.
>>1529
Not even mark/v/ does like him.
https://archive.today/6yZMY
>>1533
He's on 8kun as well
https://archive.md/JN6JG
>>1529
He also posted a thread on /otter/, trying to derail the board. When people called him out for it, he posted that one picture from 8kun with the caption "Otters would be perfect for crushing with my shoe" or something like that
>>1535
Did he actually post an animal crushing video?
>>1535
What the hell is his deal?
>>1536
No, he didn't (luckly). Btw, the thread is deleted from /otter/.
>>1533
they called him a veganbaiter from wiz, it couldnt be the eunuch right?
>>1542
>veganbaiter from wiz
No I was referring to someone in his screenshot.
Pretty slow day.
>>1591
Eh, we're still the fastest board on this cafe by miles. Slow is comfy too
The mage bunker is back up on this IB for any mages that browse here

That is all
>>1014
How's he doing anyway?
I was away for a while, 8kun is still not properly up huh? I wonder if its /r9k/ will be any more active than this one.
>>1704
I'm not going to post on 8kun, I don't see why anyone would currently. Don't see the point of going there when we have a perfectly fine home here. It's slow at the moment, but it'll pick up over time as some old anons figure out it exists.
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>>1754
>I'm not going to post on 8kun, I don't see why anyone would currently.
>Don't see the point of going there when we have a perfectly fine home here
Well we do come from there so it would only be natural to check out the board once it comes back up.
>>1755
This idea that people should have some sort of board loyalty is just ridiculous. If 8kun is shit it's shit. Jim and chinkmonkey have literally zero good faith built up over the years to warrant anyone "giving them a chance". They lost even more good faith by not fixing tor posting without JS for over a month, which coincidentally coincided with the implementation of the glow nigger site freezing and data collection implementation that is completely closed source. At this point if you haven't acknowledged the supremacy of the webring I suppose you belong on that glow nigger infested shithole.
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>>1758
>This idea that people should have some sort of board loyalty is just ridiculous.
>wanting to check our previous board back after it being shut down is "board loyalty"
>if X is Y, it's Y
>At this point if you haven't acknowledged the supremacy of the webring I suppose you belong on that glow nigger infested shithole.
No geese, I just think that cucking yourself out of places to posts just because of peer pressure is a dumb idea. Both sites can exists and interchange the userbase, and there's no need for a war to be made between each place.
It's true that the site is broken, but the userbase is still the same. Unless it becomes a cancerous cesspit like halfchan, something you truly want to emulate, then I won't stop posting there
>>1761
>wanting to check our previous board back after it being shut down is "board loyalty"
Wow, you're absolutely right anon. I haven't the slightest issue with someone checking out the r9k board on 8kun then immediately leaving and going about their lives afterwards. What a riveting conversation, I'm glad I completely misinterpreted what you meant and that we were actually in complete agreement. For a second I thought you were advocating for going back to 8kun. I'm sure if I proceed to read the rest of your post you won't do a complete 180 on this at all confirming my original assertion of your intended message.
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>>1763
>I'm sure if I proceed to read the rest of your post
You didn't even read his post? Come on, man
>>1761
>the userbase is still the same.
So boomers, commies, gamergate faggots and neocons in denial (nu/pol/).
The main problem with 8kun isn't even the fact that it's an obvious FBI honeypot, it's that after Trumpstein the userbase just became unbearable, almost as idiotic as cuckchannel's. I think i'll pass.
>>1761
This schizo retard has been spamming that shoddy screencap all over the webring.
He's a nutjob that got butthurt about some avatarfagging commie in a meta thread on julay/v/ and has been taking it out on everyone else like a retarded toddler.
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>>1770
>So boomers, commies, gamergate faggots and neocons in denial (nu/pol/).
>boomers browsing anything else but /qresearch/
>commies never got called out on their shit
>only the legacy boards existed
>still this mad about the gamergate thread
>The main problem with 8kun isn't even the fact that it's an obvious FBI honeypot, it's that after Trumpstein the userbase just became unbearable
Nice goalpost moving geese, you should say that I'm Mark or a ni/gg/er as well while we're at it.
>>1771
>This schizo retard has been spamming that shoddy screencap all over the webring.
Someone's gotta take out the trash
>He's a nutjob that got butthurt about some avatarfagging commie in a meta thread on julay/v/ and has been taking it out on everyone else like a retarded toddler.
No geese, I'm just talking about you. You've been shitting on every single board bitching about mark and the gamergate thread since the bunkers were set up, while completely derrailing threads to generate infighting. Yet you try to act as if you were multiple posters and consensus crack wherever you go.
If anons want to believe you or me, that's up to them, I'll still be calling out on your garbage.
>>1782
>Yet you try to act as if you were multiple posters
New poster here, tellin u ur dum
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>>1784
>gets his shit called out
>pretends to be someone else
>"nuh uh, u r new"
kys geese, you're a broken clock and did this every single time you get called out. Or do you honestly think someone would believe these are different posters when their posts structure is the same.
>>1785
Same broken clock here for my second time being right today. Did the post structure call you a stupid stupid dumb dumb idiot man who should eat buttered eggs to connect his synapses and become smart? I bet it didn't
>>1786
Analockman-tier
I just noticed Geese, why the fuck are you saging aa sticky?
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>>1788
Because calling you an idiot is not the point of the thread so I'm saging for offtopic
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>>1790
>I'm being retarded because you're being retarded
>sage for offtopic despite being the one derrailing the threads
?
Man this avatarfag must have eternally made this schizo anon butthurt if he's going across the entire webring accusing every random poster of being him. Got to admit it's kind of entertaining. What did he do to you to trigger this autism spree schizo anon?
>>1808
Why do you spoiler your whole text?
Are you ashamed of it?
>>1808
>schizo anon shills some shitty paper mario ripoff with insect characters
>among them is an avatarfag that posts geese
>these must all be the same person according to schizo anon
>meta thread on julay/v/ gets spammed by some commie
>schizo says "wtf this must be geese too" (hence schizo posting >>1761 everywhere)
>schizo is also apparently a cakekike cocksucker and vehemently defends mark while shitting up the webring
>everyone who disagrees with him on any of this at all is geese
Basically this guy has a grudge against the webring because people shit on his game until mark banned and deleted their posts because they started shitting on nintendo too, so now he's a greatest ally of cakeboy.
I thought the insect game looked kinda cute to be honest, but now that he's thrown this tantrum I'm going to make sure everyone knows about it whenever I see it brought up in the future. Fuck spammers.
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>>1812
So this is what the monopoly of lies look like, just call someone disagreeing with you a schizo.
By chance, are you the OP of this thread? >>1797
>>1812
That's more funny than I was expected.
>>1817
Calling random people schizo is absolutely a goon tactic, but in this case I think it applies pretty well considering I'm seeing this guy accuse random people across 3-4 sites of all being some avatarfag whenever they argue in favor of the webring ON the webring. If that's the characterization he's using to call someone this "geese" guy then 80% of webring anons who happen to prefer posting here can be called this avatarfag. If you as me that's pretty fucking schizophrenic, especially considering he's completely derailing entire threads across multiple boards with his crusade against one avatarfag.
>>1819
>I think it applies pretty well considering I'm seeing this guy accuse random people across 3-4 sites of all being some avatarfag whenever they argue in favor of the webring ON the webring.
It's less people that talk in favour of the webring but more an anon that is completely shitting threads by derrailing them with catch-22 posts. I've noticed this patterns way too frequently
>constant sperging of Mark, the gamergate thread, or anything related to 8kunny
>shitting threads on /ck/ and /k/ that are just taunting the anons there (which is why I ask if you were the OP of that thread)
>suspicious similar wording of different anons while replying to these posts, most never surpass the 500 characters
>shitting on anons that dare browse 8kunny
>calling someone new when he gets called on his actions
>if not that saying that it's ni/gg/ers or cakeboy defenders
He may as well be an /intl/ goon, things have been more quiet on the boards on julay since he started getting his shit pushed in, so a correlation can be made. There's also the fact that 8channel and spacechan are shitting on people posting outside their boards, so he may be lurker there as well.
Plus the ED article of 8chan has been changed according to this behaviour, so there may be someone trying to revision everything while playing the fault on others. I have my right to doubt and be upfront about it
>If that's the characterization he's using to call someone this "geese" guy then 80% of webring anons who happen to prefer posting here can be called this avatarfag.
I can also pull statistics out of my ass
>>1821
>I can also pull statistics out of my ass
Sorry anon, I didn't know you suffered from low functioning autism and take "80%" as literal rather than hyperbole. Next time I'll use the word "majority" to sate your aspergers.
>>1821
You are genuinely insane if you think only one person hates mark and the gg threads.
And "suspicious similar wording" can you prove such a retarded statement at all?
Since we're on the topic of connecting suspicious dots, it's awful strange that you only show up and start spamming and derailing threads across the webring right as 8kun finally stabilizes when anons have been shitting on gg autists and mark since before the shutdown.
It's almost as if you're working on behalf of a certain mason to kill the competition.
>>1831
Surely you wouldn't accuse our lord and kike Mark who hid the fact he's paid literally thousands of dollars every month of employing goons to shill for him and his agenda's in order to maintain the lifestyle he's gotten used to? That's preposterous anon.
>>1851
>look guys I made the site go down for 10 seconds
hey bro, you know your lifetime is limited right? maybe do something useful with it
>>1853
Oh, vey.
>>1812
I think i know that game, where you play as a goon for the villian thats forced into helping some sword because she yells at you? I remember trying it out once, its ok. The way the mc acts is endearing (hes just an ignorant kid who wants money), but i dont consider any of the other characters to be cute. Maybe theres more wit or something "deep" later on but i dunno. Could be like undertale in how it attracts soys that "like the old classics" but spiral into decadence because of muh cute and inserting their fantasies into the community
>>1812
I think i know that game, where you play as a goon for the villian thats forced into helping some sword because she yells at you? I remember trying it out once, its ok. The way the mc acts is endearing (hes just an ignorant kid who wants money), but i dont consider any of the other characters to be cute. Maybe theres more wit or something "deep" later on but i dunno. Could be like undertale in how it attracts soys that "like the old classics" but spiral into decadence because of muh cute and inserting their fantasies into the community
nigger
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I recommend having koronba as our mascot or at least having him as a banner.
>He's highly autistic
>Is literally a robot
>made good music
>made a good game
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So what do we do now?
Small and closed communities die, no matter how confy. I don't want this site to die but I don't want it to be infected with normies either. I guess we can only post quality and pray?
>>2016
>I guess we can only post quality and pray?
Correct. If 8kun had just stayed gone the organic growth would have been steady. Unfortunately it's rocky revival has completely fucked the PPH of basically every board, 8kun itself included.
>>2017
I kinda disagree, 8kun was dead since it's mere idea was conceived, the realization tho, was even worse
>>1997
Whats his game aboot
>>2059
Haven't you played yumme nikki, norman?
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This place is dying.
>>2079
The internet is dying
>>2079
No, it's being born.
>>2079
Maybe, maybe its going to pick up a bit, either way I have no other place like this so I am going to be here as long as at least a markov-chain bot humours me.
>>2064
Didnt know the creator, what he up to these days?
>>2094
He's working on this last time I checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>2630
Woah, looks like we dodged a bullet by not putting (((You))) in charge.
>>2675
Sieg to the blue tail. ComradeScum1 was it. Should've created fake accounts to gain even more of an advantage; fuck me for not doing that.
I have not met the new bo, but he is smelly
>>2433
>I used to be a 8/r9k/ mod, but some sketchy kike of an admin deleted a bunch of us mods.
Lied about ever being a "mod" on /r9k/ because he thought it guaranteed him board ownership. Always mod/admin, never vol/BO.

>>2470
>I may do the automation stuff once I become the new mod for /r9k/.
Immediately started daydreaming about all the shit he could do with the power. He couldn't lose!

>>2676
>ComradeScum1 was it.
Chose a terribly gay and suspicious username that showed a complete lack of understanding of 8chan culture, while being all "How do you do, fellow 8channers?" with his ebin song parodies for edgy 13-year-olds.
>Should've created fake accounts to gain even more of an advantage; fuck me for not doing that.
Created a fictional event where he was "deleted" by a "sketchy" "admin", but was already being gay before ownership was up for grabs, continued being gay, and regretted not being more gay. Had a tantrum when he didn't get the position he thought he deserved. That fictional admin had good instinct to delete this factual fag.

If this kid was ever on 8chan (doubt), he was on at the very end of its life. Someone would've recognized and pointed out this level of faggotry. It's obvious he never held any position on 8chan, any imageboard, or anywhere else in life. Not a bad thing to be a first-time BO, but it is for someone this young because he was already drunk on power before he even owned the board. BO, I don't agree with you bowing to his demands and deleting several posts that weren't his, only about him, but what's done is done. We can only hope he wasn't lying, which would also be a first for him, and this simple act cured him of his faggotry (doubt). When he showed his blacklist, that he promised to use, I saw snoonet and I remembered that he spammed random boards a few days/weeks ago crying about someone from there, probably because they banned him. A fucking redditor, seems incurable, a terminal case of faggotry. BO, he demanded all dolphin posts be deleted, so maybe you should delete his gay "Seig the blue tail" post ITT. If you also want to delete my post to meet his demands, please leave it up for a few days for him to read and for anyone who missed this happening. This is the last post I'll make about him. And remove the old contact info in OP.

If he's reading this: You were worried about stalking. I'm against doxing, but anyone who hates you enough could probably do it already. A post of yours that BO was kind enough to delete had a screenshot of your terminal that included your first name. Anyone who wanted to find your reddit account could go to snoonet and ask about you. From there, use your imagination. Start deleting accounts for safety, if you haven't already. Please learn how to act online, to not attract attention to yourself and not annoy others too much. Please quit anonymous imageboards, even without getting doxed they can easily be detrimental to the health of someone with autism as extreme as yours. Stop wanting to punch your parents, punch yourself in the head.
>>2722
>all this effort to win an autistic power struggle for an imageboard with several autistic robots
Guess that the way humans are, robot or not.
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Wow, he sure kept his promise. Good thing all those posts were deleted for him.
Spamming a random thread on here and /meta/ for a few posts doesn't hide the source of your butthurt when you spam your real target this hard.
>>2722
>>3160
Wait, I'm retarded. BO didn't delete all those posts for him. I misremembered and thought they were in the FTDDTOT, but they're in this very thread, including the screenshot with his first name.
>>3162
>>3163
Eunuch 2.0. He also threatened to dox himself after I told him to stop being a fag or someone would eventually hate him enough to dox him.
>Fuck this site btw!
Just close your browser lol!
>>3166
You tricked no one. Eunuch never actually doxed himself either, only threatened to. But your real first name is definitely Luke, you have a reddit account, and you're too young to be here.
>>3168
No, I don't. It's wiped and deleted. I fully overwrote it with a power JS script.
>>3169
So you deleted your reddit account after I told you to. Good job. Now you just have to learn how to act online and quit using anonymous imageboards.

>>3170
Why should I shut up? I'm not you.

>>3171
I don't give a fuck about snoonet, your life story, or aything. You are one of those plebbitfags. You definitely aren't over 18. I'm not going to dox you, kid. If I was I wouldn't have told you to delete your accounts.
>>3173
No, I did a long time ago after getting suspended and hugely downvoted for posting some special stuff.
>>3174
>No, I did a long time ago after getting suspended
Doubt.
>and hugely downvoted
You used reddit and you actually cared about downvotes.
>for posting some special stuff.
Another "accidental CP" incident.
>500+ new posts in a couple of hours
OK, what the fuck happened.
>>3176
>viagra spammers.
Yeah, they like these sites since there are plenty of backlinks back to this site, so they spam it up to increase Google rankings, etc.
>>3217
Elaborate please. i dont know what you are talking about
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>>3161
I was baiting him into linking all the posts he didn't want seen. I'd never capitulate to dolphinman, my archnemesis.
I did delete one thread: the /brentontarrant/ thread. I've always wanted to delete that thread.
Sonic is cool btw
>>3499
Way past cool.
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>>3500
>no image
Why does this keep happening.
I'm not trying to stir shit or fragment posters, but I went ahead and made /r9k/ on fatpeople.lol just in case. I don't know if it's just on my end but anon.cafe has been really buggy over the last few weeks with errors, pages not loading correctly, and images not loading sometimes. Fatpeople.lol isn't based on lynxchan so I assume it'll be a bit more stable. I'm not very interested in actively running a board but I assumed if I posted about making a bunker on another site the dolphin pedophile sperg would start trying to subvert shit again.

If the BO here wants the board I can transfer it. Maybe it's all completely unnecessary and the site issues are only on my end. I did notice going through the BO panel that it has an anti-spam tool that triggers captcha's only when a sudden excess of posts is made which seemed kind of neat.
https://fatpeople.lol/r9k/index.html
>>3928
It's 404ed. JSChan is the same as LynxChan in issues.
>>3929
Odd, it seems the board and the account associated are gone/deleted. Well there goes that idea.
>>3929
>>3930
Wait a minute, is the dolphin pedo the guy that runs fatpeople.lol?
>>3931
It appears that the dolphin pedo owns fatpeople.lol based on this meta thread
http://archive.ph/BBGiK
What a fucking blunder that almost was.
>>3932
Where are you reading that from?
>>3928
>>3929
>>3930
>>3931
>>3932
>All those samefags minutes away from each other with unbacked claims.
fatpeople.lol admin here
>>3940
literally this.
I explained the situation here, https://fatpeople.lol/t/thread/186.html#691
>shills try and fail to divide the webring
Amusing
>Contact mugabe, who no longer owns the board, here: kilmister@hitler.rocks
Ha.

>> 3940
Not only is he incapable of thinking one step ahead, he is incapable of thinking one step behind. If he owned a whole site in the webring he wouldn't have gotten mad about not becoming BO of /r9k/. If he was actually creating his own imageboard software he would be channeling his autism into that instead of spamming and half-baked ruses.

Recovered some of his recent faggotry with google cache.
https://archive.ph/u9KYp
>I stopped because I'm hammering /r9k/ because of new kike BO.
Why is this the only non-dead board on here?
>>3940
If I wanted to samefag I would have been IP hopping. I was just trying to make sense of a weird situation and posting about it.
>>3941
I guess I jumped to conclusions. Though to be fair it was quite weird to have the board deleted after minutes for seemingly no reason, then see the meta thread filled with aussies who's ID's were changing, including yours when you weren't using the admin capcode, and seeing dolphinpedo post actively in there. It was irresponsible for me to make that claim but I think the confusion is understandable. I assumed it might be spammed by dolphinpedo so I enabled the anti-spam feature. I guess I should have just kept the board locked to begin with because I did have a feeling he would do something like that. Anyways now that you have control over it the BO here can just request it if he wants. Sorry for stirring shit and doing the exact opposite of what I had intended.
But I stand by the fact that anon.cafe is constantly shitting the bet and is borderline unusable.
>>3956
No, you're a pedophile that literally linked CP. Kill yourself, if you're going to continue to attentionwhore the least I can do is make sure that fact isn't memory holed.
>>3958
Kill yourself pedophile. Someone should report you to the police.
>>3955
No problem. I would never suddenly delete board and account under normal circumstances, but since I thought they were made by dolphin pedo and the board only had 1 real looking post, I nuked it to be safe.
It took him alot of IP hopping to find an australian tor exit to make his shitposts since australia has very few, but unless I use capcode (or capcode on an older post with the same ID) you can assume its not me.
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>>3964
>I really hate the dolphin pedo since it's causing so much stress for me.
Nice try. But your spam doesn't cause stress for anyone.
>>3955
>I stand by the fact that anon.cafe is constantly shitting the bet and is borderline unusable.
What do you mean?
>>3967
Not him, but 8kun is more stable than anon.cafe by now.
>>3968
Then fuck off there.
>>3970
No, there's no /r9k/ there.
>>3972
what?
Can we actually do something against spamfags? It's getting tiring.
>>3981
You mean the spamfag. It's one single underage redditor.
>>3954
Because it's the only one with users. /r9k/ is king.
I suggest BO to create e-mail account(don't use e-mail that You actively use for obvious reasons), edit OP and post it in the thread and then archive this thread using both archive.today and archive.org, so that You can identify Yourself when requesting board on another site.
Unlike >>>fatpeople/t/694 feature that will never be added, I think that dolphin-kun is aiming at /r9k/, especially after he failed to get BO and he will spam both /r9k/ and neighbor boards and D/DOS sites where /r9k/ resides. I think that should his spergery continue, /r9k/ should plan for migration to another site which has beefier servers and more admins to deal shenanigans.

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>>3984
But why would he spam other boards even outside of this little cafe?
We should just stop giving him attention. Report, hide and ignore whenever he posts.
>>3985
>But why would he spam other boards even outside of this little cafe?
I didn't took it into account that he spams other boards on other sites, but /r9k/ and site hosting it receives most attacks.
>We should just stop giving him attention. Report, hide and ignore whenever he posts.
I agree that no attention should be given, but outages have increased recently. I think that BO should've done what I described in >>3984 right after he became BO and now is a good time to remind him to do that, so he could make bunker in case site went down for longer period of time.
>>3954
/r9k/ has far more users so its more active. There are plenty of active boards here but they look dead compared to /r9k/. Also
>implying half dead boards are a bad thing
There's a /r9k/ on Julay. Please go check it and out.
>>3989
>#rzligw
Isn't that exactly the same as the last time you claimed to be BO, in a post that's now deleted? Post with capcode if you're the real BO, otherwise no one will go to julay.world.
>>3990
I can't login because the login system is fucked due to captcha exploit.
>>3991
Then how did I log in?
>the message underneath the board name was changed from 'normalniggers out' to 'normal piggu go home'
And so it begins.
>>3992
You should get into communication with Tom at fatpeople.lol or some of the mods at julay.world to maybe make some bunkers or alternatives. Julay probably being the more capable of the two at handling ddos and the like.
>>3993
Yeah that's kind of weird. You're not a nigger are you BO?
>>3993
Yeah what the fuck, change it back god dammit, or at least call them normalfags.
Please don't faggot out on us soon like this.
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>>3993
>>3994
>>3995
Not BO, but it's a reference to vidrel.
>>3996
Nice, thanks for leaving a money trail. Just reported the domain to the AFP for being ran by a known distributor of CP.
>>3997
yeah right youre not coward
>>3997
Even still, it shouldn't have been changed. This doesn't bode well, to me anyway.
>>3993
>>3994
>>3995
>>4011
It's now "normal niggu" thanks for coming
>>4021
No one cares about your faggot board dolphin-nigger. Neck yourself.
>>4018
Why change it at all? I don't want a BO that wants to change things "just because".
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>>4028
Why not? The subtitle wasn't always "NORMALNIGGERS OUT", IIRC that was done by tyrone after he became owner. What's next? Complaining the name was changed to ROBOTcafe? Complaining the style sheet isn't Yotsuba B? This is a new era. Jumping to "I don't want a BO" over this inconsequential shit is dumb, especially when a certain redditor has been trying to get his hands on anything /r9k/.
>>3984
Visit /tech/ on julay, there's an email thread up that has better alternatives
>>4033
For me it feels too "cutesy". Isnt it a meme to make something sound japanese just add a "u" to the end? In the end it doesn't matter, as long as it doesnt attract the wrong kind of people. Insulting the normals when they post still exists, we can remind them of their subhuman nature then.
>>4051
Any e-mail provider works, so long as it's free(no possible money ties) and isn't used for anything other than having private contact with anons that is independent from the site.
Those were just some examples so BO could quickly establish contact with anons and possibly identify himself when making bunker especially important since captcha attack kept bringing site down continuously. Also, cock.li has great domain names, even if it's possibly compromised. You shouldn't access those mails or anything IB related without tor or vpn anyways.
>>4033
tbh i think "NORMAL NIGGU GO HOME" will attract more normals since it's a variation of a meme popular among anime enthusiasts (which is pretty much normal infected at this point).
This reminds me of the apu drawings that attracted normals to 4/r9k/.

"xDD lok at this mem !!! so funny". And so normals settled.
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>>4060
I'm glad we can complain about meme shit like this instead of getting the board fucked by dolphinman in disguise.
The board slogan is now "you... you DOUBLE NORMALNIGGER"

>>4053
>so BO could quickly establish contact with anons
Hey niggers I'm the BO. I check /r9k/ more often than I would check my email.
>>4062
I didn't follow the story of dolphinman fiesta. How is he screwing the board ?
Is he a an anon.cafe version of eunuch ? If so, just don't give him attention.
>>4064
>I didn't follow the story of dolphinman fiesta. How is he screwing the board ?
When /r9k/ was without a BO Dolphinman was the first to apply, calling himself "ComradeScum1". Purely by random chance, he didn't get it and now he's assmad that I own the board instead of him. I thank Cormen, because without his third entry there would have been a 50% chance of dolphincommie running the board.
>>4052
>>4060
Now I understand. I don't think a subtitle will attract normalfags, but I suppose any that find their way here could misinterpret the culture, if they even read it, but normalfags have never respected the existing culture of wherever they infest anyway. The thing most likely to attract normalfags is just being a legacy board.

>>4062
>The board slogan is now "you... you DOUBLE NORMALNIGGER"
That should satisfy everyone.
>>4064
From what I've seen:
>This board is newly created and quickly gaining traction
>Someone creates a thread, asking if anyone else likes plush toys - the OP of the thread posts his push toy that he loves, a dolphin
>At this point, nothing has happened and dolphin man was fine; even the thread was going fine
>Somehow dolphin man posts a link to CP
>It's quickly deleted and dolphin man is banned as per the global rules
>He tries to defend himself, something about posting a link is completely fine, only visiting it is wrong
>BO continues to ban him wherever he appears
>Dolphin man spirals out of control, starts spamming the board with Tarrant shit and whatnot
>Eventually Dolphin man tries to apologise and create a tech thread, but posts a photo of his dolphin with his computer and now starts using it to avatarfag
>He starts visiting other places on the webring and is quickly found out
>Anons begin archiving his posts, which he gets annoyed at
>Dolphin man asks for the archives to be deleted or else he'll exploit a weakness in LynxChan
>When it doesn't happen, he begins attacking this site
Honestly after this the whole thing blew up and I didn't really care to follow
>Continues to attack this site
>Starts becoming a problem for other boards
>Sets up a variety of boards (seems /dolphin/ on 8kun is now gone though) and continues causing needless drama
>Dolphin man accidentally reveals something that leads back to him - apparently his first name is Luke and he has a Reddit account
>The retard admin of Julay decides to add dolphin man's honeypot sites to the webring; now dolphin man can scrape IPs
I don't know if >>4065 is true as there isn't concrete proof but it is very likely as dolphin man is obsessed with /r9k/
>>4067
The dude's gotta be a tranny.
This behavior reeks of programming socks and HRT.
>>4072
Don't forget that he's a confirmed Redditor and that he fantasizes about beating his parents. Dude's tapped out on HRT and hypno porn and genuinely mentally unstable.
>>4033
>Why not?
That's not a reason to do something. It's also exactly what I had a problem with.
>Complaining the name was changed to ROBOTcafe
It makes sense since this place is on anon.cafe and it's good to differentiate from the old /r9k/ since this is just a bunker (or was meant to be anyways).
>Complaining the style sheet isn't Yotsuba B
I didn't find this board until recently and by the time I did the style sheet was what it is now. I don't care much since if I wanted I could change it back, and I assume that the users are okay with it. Again, I wasn't here when it changed so I can't say anything on the matter.
>Jumping to "I don't want a BO" over this inconsequential shit is dumb
I said that because changing things for no reason raised an eyebrow for me. I don't care that much about what's at the top so long as it doesn't bring normalfags here, but it's the fact that right when he got the board he changed something for the fuck of it that concerns me. I also wasn't trying to say that he needs to go, just asking his reasoning for changing it and saying why I was concerned.
>especially when a certain redditor has been trying to get his hands on anything /r9k/.
Believe me, I'm definitely glad that the dolphin nigger didn't get the board. Just concerned that maybe it's a sign of what's to come. Probably not since I assume that the current BO will do fine, and I suppose it is inconsequential. I do wish him luck and I'm glad it wasn't dolphin man I just find it hard not to be skeptical of new moderation.
>>4074
I know you weren't being literal with "I don't want a BO", but it's still not a good way to express your dissatisfaction. You don't want to sow that seed when there's no guaranteed safe alternative to him. As a sign of what's to come, it doesn't even rate as a sign for ants. You can be skeptical without immediately jumping to thoughts of a negative outcome for the board over every little thing. The same goes to the one who thought "And so it begins" was a good post. The last thing we need is doomsayers. I've been trying not to be one myself.
>>4075
Obviously now that the BO has explained it, it's not a big deal. But at the time, when one of the first things the new BO does is change a board slogan so that, ostensibly, it no longer says 'nigger', then yes, it's alarming, and my statement 'and so it begins' was made from that perspective.
>>4062
You should create an account on fatpeople.lol and confirm it as yours then get a locked /r9k/ bunker there for the future.
>>4067
>>4072
>>4073
You should simply stop gossiping about the pedophile. He gets off on any and all attention. I get that you might need to discuss happenings here or there but sitting around speculating about him and his antics is exactly what he wants. He has an incredibly childish demeanor, so if he's adequately ignored maybe he'll mature and fuck off for good.
Not sure which thread to post this really, but the next time some retard says
>hurr the feds don't bother with small sites/chatrooms/etc, they only target the big places
link them this article.
http://archive.ph/wip/isEWV
>>4062
>getting the board fucked by dolphinman in disguise
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that literally every board request as "BigGuy" besides anon.cafe's is dolphin being a nigger.
You gonna do something about the nigger posting shitty b8 in every thread then?
>>4381
Have you tried having other discussions instead of exclusively responding to shitty bait?
>>4383
I don't respond to him, nigger, the problem is he posts it constantly and muddies up the threads with it regardless of whether or not he gets a response.
>>4385
Can you link the posts?
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It's quite sad to see that /r9k/ got politized over time.
The main idea in the beginning of the /r9k/ cafeteria is that you could be a robot in every region of the world.
Time changes and so does the boards it seems. Maybe after so many years, it's time for me to depart since i no longer feel home. A robot amongst robots.
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>>4394
inyenzi
>>4386
I was about to, but it looks like they've already been deleted.
He was shitting up the FTDDTOT hardcore.
>>4395
His main point, of /r9k/ being a place for any outsider regardless of race, country, etc is true though. Shame how /pol/ shit has become so pushed on all boards that robots are attacking robots, instead of banding together. I know how he feels as I too feel like an outsider among outsiders.
>>4404
Nobody here is being attacked though, you, or someone with your faggot victim thought process, started some shit because you didn't like what another robot was saying.
"Being a place for any outsider" includes some people you don't want to hear from, and acting like you're being persecuted isn't going to make them go away or improve the board.
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>>4404
Why would a robot expect other robots to be sociable on the same level as normalfags? That's what he's asking for if he wants fake niceness. A lot of his grief can be solved by asking himself "Do I want to start this argument?" and "Do I want to continue this argument?" if he can't deal with it. I can't think of any reason to ever mention your race here. Just be anonymous, be a robot.
>/pol/ shit
I have to ask anyone crying about this, were you ever on 8chan?
>robots are attacking robots
Look at this shit >>4380, "larping as human beings". Who the fuck talks like that? No one attacked him, no one even called him "nigger", someone just used the word. Who gets that triggered by a word? Now he's crying some kumbaya shit and threatening to leave because he can't be the language police. If anyone's on the attack it's him. Wait, I've been using the wrong pronouns, haven't I, ma'am?
https://archive.ph/r2mQs
>>4406
I said I agreed with his main point you fucking cretin, not his post. Obviously nobody is being attacked or harrassed and I never said I agreed with it, the same as how I disagree with his song and dance bout leaving this place for another IB. Either read my post properly or learn some basic comprehension you absolute mongrel.
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>>4410
Not him, but her main point is retarded, and now that it has been revealed she doesn't even belong here, maybe you should reevaluate it and the obviously subversive reasoning behind it. I'm tired of being here, but it's not because of robots being mean. Their passion instills within me some hope, even when I'm on the receiving end. They still care, I've burnt out. You're wrong thinking the board would improve if everyone stopped being mean to anyone who claims to belong here, because if it made her upset enough to leave it's definitely necessary and beneficial. Everyone would probably be nicer to each other if normalfags (that includes all females) didn't come here and pretend to be robots, so she has only herself to blame for this abrasive atmosphere.
>cretin
Anyone else notice this is used as an insult online predominantly by females? Of course males use it too, usually reddit types, but unsurprisingly crystal.cafe returns a lot more results than reddit.com. You come across overly sensitive while using language specifically to avoid no-no words. Although now that I can spot some of your other posts I can see you have used "fag". I'm suspicious, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
>Tfw me
>Get memes from lolcow meme thread from time to time
>Be tired from threads being derailed by self righteous muh politics types into circlejerks
>Make some random shitpost about it
>Then this fag and his delusions happens
Im not the person you're throwing a bitchfit at, try again.
>>4428
I know you aren't >>4410, but we were discussing you. A robot wouldn't lurk a female imageboard and wouldn't save memes that "seek to subvert the traditional male meme perspective, exposing the inner and outer frustrations of being a woman" to quote the archive from >>4409. You aren't going to talk your way out of this one.
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>Robots have to be like I say and can only behave in ways that I approve or they are not robots
>
Anyways, have another one.
Also tell me in wich way the memes I posted try to subvert masculinity.
>>4404
I mean this just doesn't really happen. If you're going around cluing people into the fact you're a nigger yeah you'll probably get some banter going, but anons have mentioned being from shit-skin countries and discussed the state of their lives within those countries before without simply being dismissed for being non-white. Obviously imageboards are going to have ethno-nationalist leanings, especially an board designed around objective understandings of the world and social issues, but if your basis for r9k being infected by /pol/ shit-posts is that people occasionally express issues with niggers that's pretty far fetched.

You're right in saying that there isn't, and shouldn't, be any rule against non-whites from posting here. But the reality is that non-whites that post here are very few and far between, and the few ones that do post here are very likely mutts who could borderline pass as white anyways. I'm not white and I'll rant about how much I hate chinks, sand-niggers, niggers, etc. If a little bit of racial banter makes you feel like "an outside among outsiders" perhaps you should consider transitioning to the more appropriate gender for your demeanor. Which is quite ironic considering the person crying about this would post on tranny LARPing as femoids boards.

Racial banter is imageboard, and is especially r9k culture. Get over it nigger.
>>4435
>perhaps you should consider transitioning to the more appropriate gender for your demeanor.
No, you silly boy. You gotta specify "with turning-into-a-girl magic" so the fembots don't get confused and think surgically altering their bodies means anything.
>>4435
>Racial banter is imageboard culture
Yes. But this is not what the muh /pol/ complaints are about, I dont care about anon personal idiosyncrasies but I also dont want to enter the anime thread and see some nutjob equating everything to Jews,theres a thread for that, this kills conversations and makes future actual Jew shit to be less believable.

Also very rich of you to acuse someone of being a woman while crying like a little bitch in the meta thread for some shitty picture.
>>4445
Except people aren't equating everything to kikes in every conversation, you're just strawmanning. You see it happen even once and you falsely extend it to
>oy vey, it's happening in 6 million threads all at once!
So again, get the fuck out.
>>4446
It was an example.

We need IDs too
>>4447
>We need IDs too
This i can agree on.
>>4445
People complaining about kike influence is hardly /pol/ posting, but I can't really address that complaint or make a distinction since you haven't quoted an actual post representing the issue. You've shifted the goal posts from people feeling isolated from the board because of racism to people calling out kike influence over media annoying to see constantly. So now I'm allowed to hate niggers but not jews?
>>4447
>ID's
Eh, maybe. ID's might make people hesitant to engage in discussions since their posts will be linked with previous discussions. ID's are mostly useful on much more active boards that are being constantly subverted, though for whatever reason we've seem to caught the ire of some people doing just that. On a board as slow as this I think they would probably do more harm than good, but I personally wouldn't mind them.
Bump limited the meta thread, get tossed into the TRASH
>>4414
Isnt there a girltalk board on this little cafe? Maybe they're planning something against us
>>4445
>its another "someone criticizes anime therefore he doesnt belong here" rant
To be fair this was also the case with 8r9k.
>/r9k/ is for all types of robots
>except the ones I don't like because they hurt my feelings
>no racist bad bad meanie words or I'll call you bigoted /pol/tards!
>behave the way I believe robots should behave or you're not a robot
>if you don't I will spam your threads until you comply
>now there's talk of putting up IDs
>never mind the fact it doesn't actually stop samefags
>never mind it only leads to retards posting >(1) or >lol look at all the replies he made what an autist
>never mind that this is a slow board and anyone who uses a VPN generally won't have the same ID twice
>never mind the fact tor posters exist
You have the whole rest of the internet where you can behave like this and even get asspats for it, yet you choose to plague a board specifically dedicated to people who don't want to put up with this kind of shit so you can change it into forum-lite faggotry.
You are a parasite capable of typing, nothing more.
>> 4463
She probably just didn't read our rules, but thanks for reminding me that exists. I thought it was on julay because they have so many boards there. She should definitely go to >>>/girltalk/ if she won't go back to lolcow.farm. She has put on a good act of "caring about robot feelings" so she should want to placate us, but we know she won't listen because they always become indignant when told they aren't allowed to be somewhere for the first time in life.
>>4453
I didnt shift anything, theres multiple people complaining about this, thats why im suggesting IDs.
The jew thing was an example, not a generalization.

If you want an example of a retarded sperg just scroll up. I made a shitpost with a random image and now you have retards coming out of the woodwork just to project stuff so they can rant at some thing.

Given how you cant even read my responses and your only rebuttals are nitpicking irrelevant details while everything else gets ignored im going to stop responding, im a dude, im staying, die mad.
>>4470
I guarantee that no one else here saves faceberg tier memes that are meant to be "for girls teehee" from lolcow.farm. The cherry on top of this shit sundae is your crying about /pol/ was sparked by >>4360, which is a fucking funny post. I don't think you'll convince a single robot you belong here.
>>4470
>hardly any punctuation
>whining about hatred
>shitty tumblresque 'memes'
>whines like a roastie
>behaves histrionically
Eunuch-kike, is that you? I know in the vegan thread he would sometimes try to capitalize properly while the other aspects remained shitty, so hmm. It is indeed curious.
>>4409
>I can't think of any reason to ever mention your race here. Just be anonymous, be a robot.
Definitely. There should never be any ways for a poster to be tracked from thread to thread, or even through multiple posts in the same thread.
>I have to ask anyone crying about this, were you ever on 8chan?
I was on 8chan, yes. /pol/ was a large part of the IB, but there are few IBs left that don't have /pol/ leaking into them. At least with 8chan the site was more community level and had a fantastic array of boards and information that was invaluable, and not all boards were /pol/ related.
>Look at this shit
I'm not defending his post history or even his post, just the sentiment in the post I first linked. Good catch on the crossposter. Perhaps this whole shitshow recently has been that faggot samefagging.

>>4414
>You're wrong thinking the board would improve if everyone stopped being mean
I'm not after the board becoming some wholesome good thought only Reddit circlejerk; I just think that rejecting any robots because of their nationality/race and you thinking they are inferior is stupid. We should look down on their actions - eunuch was one of us (at least originally) but he was rightfully called out for being a massive nutjob.
>You come across overly sensitive while using language specifically to avoid no-no words
You think I'm trying to avoid saying nigger? I used words that have connotations to stupidity because the poster clearly didn't understand my post, so it was fitting in that situation. Calling him a nigger may have worked, but I felt it would've been a little out of place there when I wanted to compare him to a retard.
>Although now that I can spot some of your other posts I can see you have used "fag"
Care to link some of my supposed posts?
> I'm suspicious, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Fuck off with this bullshit, who the fuck are you to tell me that you'll allow me to post here? I'll post my cock if that's what it takes to show you I'm not a female.

>>4435
Racial banter isn't /pol/ though, the only problem is it tends to make them comfortable in posting here. I'm fine with ribbing between robots and am fine to make jokes about my own nationality and race.

>>4472
Eunuch doesn't use capital letters, if I remember correctly. I do wonder where he is now though, even wizchan seemed to have found out about him and tried to get rid of him.
>>4475
Here's an issue that a lot of retards like you consistently fail to grasp:
80% of what's defined as /pol/-like now was just normal and common-sense 30 years ago. Marxists and other kike scum have normalized absurdity and niggershit to such a ridiculous extent that things which should be normal are considered 'extremist'. And 99% of the internet is on board with it, and will ban all wrongthink.
Therefore, you really should just shut the hell up when, on one of the few places on the internet where dissenting opinions aren't banned, you hear those opinions talked about.
>b-but it should still stay on /pol/
First, /pol/ went to shit after 2016, so not really a good argument from the perspective of it being a good place to go. Next, back to the earlier point, it was entirely normal and everyday to hold certain opinions which niggers like you consider as muh /pol/ today. Viewing niggers as subhuman was the normal fucking thing until very recently, and not only by Whites - literally everyone besides niggers viewed them as other-than-human. That's just one example, so maybe stop fucking whining every single time you see an opinion that offends your delicate monkey-nigger sensibilities.
>b-but then you make all nonwhites not wanna post here at all!
First, so what. Second off, that's not true. The Moroccon guy who made a thread a year or so ago talking about his life there, and I maybe saw one anon mocking him for being a sandnigger - everyone else, including myself, didn't insult him at all for it. Do you know why? Because nonwhite robots who are otherwise just robots aren't 1/100000th as annoying as insufferable shits who whine about 'hatred' and 'oppression', fucking lynch yourself.
>but I wasn't the one whining about hatred
Sure coulda fooled me.
>>4476
You didn't even read my post at all and just saw what you wanted to saw...
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>>4472
Hmm, he did go to places like /lgbt/ and some tranny forum so it's likely he would go to lolcow.farm too, and he did format his posts similarly, and his computer has been on, but it seems too restrained to be him. He could never resist talking about his castration, completely unprompted. He could never resist calling us goyim. He could never resist proselytizing about veganism. I haven't been keeping track of him, but I suspect he would be more deranged by now, not less.

>>4475
>I used words that have connotations to stupidity because the poster clearly didn't understand my post, so it was fitting in that situation.
But "nigger" does have the connotation of stupidity. Or you could've actually used "retard" instead of just comparing him to one.
>Fuck off with this bullshit, who the fuck are you to tell me that you'll allow me to post here?
Relax. Instead of going off on me, understand that my suspicion was heightened after I found the crossposter and that I showed you some examples of the demographic that predominantly uses "cretin" online to explain why I was suspicious about you. Just as certain memes become tainted and fall out of use, certain words do too. Ultimately, it's up to you if you want to stop using that word to avoid such an accusation in the future.
>I'll post my cock if that's what it takes to show you I'm not a female.
Thanks for the offer, but I've always laughed at this idea as a verification because any female could easily get one of her many orbiters to provide a dick pic for her.
>Care to link some of my supposed posts?
Okay, only one I still remember is >>1894, too lazy to try finding the others again. I wasn't interested in tracking you after what I saw.
>Eunuch doesn't use capital letters, if I remember correctly.
He did sometimes. It varied, but he predominantly used lowercase.

>>4477
Ellipses, although appropriate for the tone you wanted to convey, have been considered reddit tier for years. Another, more practical reason for avoiding their use is they can greatly aid in tracking on such a small board. And on the subject of eunuch, it's funny because he loved using them too. I'm not accusing you of being him, just a fun fact.
>>4477
You made an issue of
>muh /pol/ is leaking to other boards
and I addressed it. Cry more.
>some robot said some shit about jews or niggers or whatever
>instead of simply ignoring the post the outsider exposes himself by throwing a massive tantrum about it
You are what Terry would call a no brain nigger monkey.
>>4478
>But "nigger" does have the connotation of stupidity
Nigger has other connotations so I didn't immediately opt for it.
>Just as certain memes become tainted and fall out of use, certain words do too.
I'll be honest - I don't follow the latest 'memes' and so forth so I don't know what words/linguistical styles have been appropriated and misused. Horrible to think that languages have to adapt simply because alphabet people re-appropriate parts of the English language.
>Okay, only one I still remember is >>1894, too lazy to try finding the others again. I wasn't interested in tracking you after what I saw.
Didn't realize that I had already used it before, I try to avoid consistently using the same insults.
>He did sometimes
Always thought he was stuck in his ways and refused to use capital letters. Either way I hope he doesn't find either the webring, /r9k/, or the dolphin spammer.
> have been considered reddit tier for years
Again, I don't bother with Reddit so I wasn't aware. Another thing to now have to avoid, marvelous.

>>4479
You really didn't address it. If you aren't going to respond to or challenge my posts like how the robot above me has, don't bother. I'm not interested in throwing petty insults around at each other without even actual arguments.
>>4447
>>4450
>>4465
>>4470
>IDs
Thanks for your suggestion. I will not be enabling IDs.
>>4483
>You really didn't address it. If you aren't going to respond to or challenge my posts like how the robot above me has, don't bother. I'm not interested in throwing petty insults around at each other without even actual arguments.
No one has really presented a clear issue or point ITT. One anon sperged about racism making people feel excluded, another anon sperged out about /pol/ posters without providing a meaningful definition on what a /pol/ poster actually is. This is the issue when people bring up incredibly vague problems they have with board culture without specifically referencing exact posts or threads so people can see exactly what they're talking about and address it head on. It's a common tactic used by shills to subvert communities, not that I'm saying that's what's happening now. The point is that if you don't make it very clear what your EXACT issues are and just allude to some invisible underlying cultural issues that makes it impossible for your points to be attacked or defended.
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>>4483
Considering you've confirmed that >>1894 is your post as well, it's pretty obvious that you should really get the fuck out. I did address your post, by the way. Not my problem if you're too stupid to understand.
>>4484
Body odor what's your take on the fag screeching /pol/?
Is it the same niggermonkey that was shitting up the FTDDTOT because someone said they smoke, or are we unfortunate enough to be targeted by two separate turbospergs at the same time?
>>4496
I'd say the /pol/ debate team should argue in poetry or lyrics to fit the theme of /pol/.
>>4498
I wish these faggots would at least do something interesting like argue in haiku format.
I'm so fucking tired of eeing threads ruined over this same stupid, predictable, dumbfuck routine where some idiot says >muh /pol/ because he can't handle some other idiot saying nigger on an imageboard.
>>4499
>haiku argument
Through monotony
This one stands out.

The same posts all day:
"You said 'nigger' so you're /pol/!"
It grows tiresome.

"We've always been /pol/!"
Fares no better in my mind,
Just text on my screen.

But haikus are hard
And the results can be lame.
Perhaps some limericks?

Actually, it might be better to do choka poems, which can go on longer since it's a repeating pattern of 5-7 instead of being just the three 5-7-5 lines in a haiku. That being said it'd be best to stay concise instead of going on forever about muh /pol/. Anyways that way you don't have to do multiple to get more ideas across like I had to just now. Also since Haikus are so short you really have to make compromises between sounding good and getting your point across if you're actually going to make a point beyond some bullshit like "look how pretty the sun is".
>>4498
>>4499
>>4506
>turning sperg discussions into epic rap battles
This is the way of the future
>>4506
>first haiku
Shit, I just realized that I edited it and didn't go back to change it for the 5-7-5 structure. Now I feel like a retard for not checking.
>>4519
It's okay, anon
because that means it stands out
through monotony
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>>4549
>whoever created this rule
Newfags out.
>>4552
>pic related
Never fails to get a laugh out of me. Why'd he do it?
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>>4562
Why not?
Who's gonna stop him?
The weak screeching roasties?
>>4552
Why is the man in black pretending to poo
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How was your week?
Where is FTDDTOT? Have you niggers forgotten how to feel?
>>4693
Are you blind or retarded? I just made a new FTDDTOT a couple hours ago.
>>4694
>Are you blind or retarded?
Both. Sorry robot
BO man. Can you ban the tranny or at least delete his posts before the FTDTOTT gets derailed.
So does anyone know were everyone went after 8ch r9k went down? From what I can gather there's only this place and 16chan's r9k? Is 8kun ever going to migrate the old board? Is this board active? Man, I just want r9k back, I feel so alone without my robots
>>4869
This is r9k now. 8kun is a glow nigger honeypot.
>>4869
I couldn't find it on DuckDuckGlow, so I had to look it up on Startpage: https://16chan.xyz/r9k/catalog.html

Seems like pure cancer to me.
>>4889
16chan is part of that alt chan tranny federation /cow/ exposed, of course it's all gonna be cancer.
Direct link if you are unaware:
https://julay.world/cow/res/7486.html
>>4869
Besides a bunch of different alternate forums, likely back to 4gag. Say what you will, but it's a larger pool of fags, so there's always going to be greater variety, even if most of the boards are practically unusable most of the time. Problem with 8gag in its waning years (and by extension bunkers like this one) is that it became full of morons who really didn't belong, but the populations are so small that, whereas you may get one or two non-retard on 4chan, you get none here. It's easier for the hugbox/circlejerk phenomenon to occur with fewer people, even by those veterans who were more sensible in the past (most people have absolutely piss-poor memory for one reason or another) and unknowingly degenerated (this happened to me before I woke the fuck up, and no doubt many anons never did (as evidenced by how quickly "tbh" and "fam" and other foreign memetic phrases like (You) infiltrated the userbase lexicon); fapping is one of hell of a weight on the mind). Add to that a complete lack of quality control in the moderation staff ("muh Enlightenment Masonic ideals!"), and you have an imageboard-styled plebbit. Which, by the way, many anons criticized 8chan for in the early days, and rightfully so, since /leftypol/, /liberty/ and /monarchy/ (among others) had already splintered off from /pol/ by then. And unsurprisingly, just as redditfags get defensive when you shit on their beloved shithole, so do new-8gaggers.
I just want my old comfy userbase back. They're the real human beans.
>>4934
Eh, I sort of agree, at least on the critique of 8chan. I would just try to let go of forums since they're generally a waste of time anyway. I think one of the many issues with them is people end up spending more time on the forum than, as once commonly said of /v/ for instance, actually playing video games. If I want to discuss a particular piece, I'll go to a forum and try to ignore the shit-eaters. Ideally, people don't give a shit if one, for instance, uses a quick search to find something on YouTube to illustrate his point. Unfortunately, nowadays and for some time, one has to be wary of what the group thinks (democracy is shit and this was a huge problem with a lot of newer BOs, that is, they let the plebs decide things) of even little details less the discussion get derailed in ">using YouTube" spam (with a bit of a bandwagon domino effect at times) (besides humility, this is why we're all faggots; in the case of OPs, this is why OP is always a faggot no matter what, so you can just ignore the little details and try to stay on topic, or even critique the post if it's bad enough along with discussion, or ignore the post completely), similar occurrences of which have happened quite a few times, and are very annoying. Not to mention, this indirectly encourages groupthink. One becomes so worried about derailing a thread, or getting banned for posting something that the userbase/staff didn't like (whether there is a reasoning to it or not, often there isn't or at least that the original reasoning has been lost to time; "monkey see, monkey do"; worst still is when arguments against aspects of a board's conventionality are ignored and shamed (worst still is when minor slip-ups somehow mean the entire argument is wrong, which is a fallacy (don't remember the name of it, but this works too in other cases: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulverism)) without proper argumentation outside of the occasional usage of common points, because they don't know any better, because "monkey see, monkey do", and monkeys don't think), that he begins to change himself. Obviously, this can be a good thing, but this can also hamper discussion; it's good culture-wise, but it's not good discussion-wise, and unfortunately these things overlap, and I'd rather have good discussion than a circlejerk. Anyway.

Since the staff on 4chan do not give a single shit, even the retards you find here are going to be more tolerable, since you won't get as many shitposts, and neither in as exceptionally poor quality. Though, that's with the couple I've been to since 8chan went down, anyway. And, as you say, there's a larger pool on 4chan, so one is bound to find better posters that he wouldn't here. Sometime in the past month, /jp/ at night wasn't so bad. Guess it depends on the clock, the day, and the month. Generally, best bet is when students are asleep or at school, I think, otherwise it's up to luck.
>>4934
(You)
>>4476
Not picking sides (just came across your post and disagreed with this little aspect), but
>Viewing niggers as subhuman was the normal fucking thing until very recently
Going to need some massive evidence for that. Just because people made fun of niggers does not mean they were thought of as subhumans. People joke about the government being corrupt, but no on cares to do anything about it, and making points about some politicians being pedophiles might even get you called a crackpot by the selfsame folk. What's changed now is that you can't even make jokes about niggers. Believing that "making jokes about niggers = disdain for niggers" is what normalfags think, just with a negative connotation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
Do you really think The Onion wants to eradicate the kikes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws
Besides that, although I frequently refer to normalfags (which many, including no doubt quite a few here, fall into) as "subhumans", this does not mean I think of them as under-men. And the reason is simply because we're all humans whether you like it or not. Normalfags call pedophiles and murders "inhuman" and even treat them as such, and while"inhuman" is arguably worse than "subhuman", it still has the same poorly-thought-out, conventionality-based idea behind it, that is, a higher concept of "humanity", of what makes us "human". This is retarded, of course. Sub-Saharan Negroes may be a different species from Caucasoid Europeans, but they're clearly not animals, and clearly are humans. They walk on two legs, have opposable thumbs, have little to no hair on their bodies, communicate in complexity, have complex emotions, and have hand-made tools. Now, they may be dumber than the average Caucasoid although there's almost no difference to someone like me, because the average Caucasoid I grew up with were only a step above the average Mestizo, who were a step above the average African-American, and they may be more uncivilized and aggressive than the average Caucasoid and I say "more" because normalfags are not civilized; it's also why I want nothing to do with niggers, let alone normalfags; I would rather be around ~70 IQ retards who behave morally/civilized than a ~130 IQ faggot who behaves immorally/uncivilized, and I'd prefer to be around ~70 IQ moral/civilized whites than ~70 IQ moral/civilized blacks, but it's a bit of a toss-up with ~70 IQ immoral/uncivilized whites and ~70 IQ moral/civilized blacks, because while the latter would be better, they're still different and I'd feel an outsider, but they are clearly human.

What most really mean by "subhuman" and "inhuman" is "uncivilized", "barbaric", "immoral". But using any of these might force them to look into a mirror, and so the most basic attribute of any of us is used instead. :^)
>>4962
Way to prove the 4nigger's point, you unfunny, reddit-tier fag.
>>4977
>imagine going to this length to defend niggers
You have to be a nigger in denial, NIGGER. Not to mention that you must be someone else not from here. Are you trying to subvert us you communist dicksuck?
>>4977
If you honestly thought all of the shit talk about niggers over the years was ironic then you're far too delusional for any reasoning to work. Go move to a ghetto and be with your precious people of color you stupid fucking retard.
>>4936
>parentheses within parentheses within parentheses
Nooo... anon, what are you doing?
>>4977
Are you really this dense? As recently as the 50s there were niggers kept in zoos in France, Germany, and other countries, as an exhibit, along with the other animals. The Arabs and Europeans who kept them as slaves viewed them as less than human as well, same with the japs (with the sole exception of Nobunaga) and Chinese. Everyone besides niggers historically viewed niggers as other-than-human, entirely, and this attitude didn't even *begin* to change until around two-hundred years ago, but didn't really come to the stage of "they're exactly equal to us" until around *sixty* years ago.
If you mean just imageboards, then you're being intentionally disingenuous. No one arguing in good faith would try to insist that all of the negativity towards niggers over the years, going all the way back to the early 2000s when cuckchan was founded, was nothing more than irony, and there was no genuineness to it .
>>4977
You know i thought this big post was gonna be about history and how the attitudes of people changed when regarding the blacks. Instead i got a "dude its you cant call the dark ones subhuman because they are human you just dont like them just look at yourself :^))))))))))"
>>4977
>>4993
Both of you are word-thinking, debating whether or not niggers are "human". It's like debating if immigrant detention centers are "concentration camps" or if the Nazis were "far-right".

People who debate things in this manner tend to discuss it with an entirely different definition of the term. How do you define "human"? Where exactly does that definition start and end in your view?
Carry on the debate here: https://anon.cafe/r9k/res/2203.html
>>2203
>>5010
Please die you worthless tranny scum.
>>5040
I'm not the tranny, and I concede that my post was shoddy due to how tired I was while making it, but I hope you at least understood my general point. Word-thinking (bickering over labels) is not an intelligent way to argue.
"I think X are Y!"
"X are not Y!"

In fact, here's a portion of an e-book that deals with this topic:
"When you criticize something that has gone wrong, as all of us sometimes do, you might have a perfectly valid point, especially if you are using facts and logic.
But if you find yourself reengineering the meaning of common words to make your case, you might be engaging in what I call word-thinking, a common form of loserthink. Word-thinking involves trying to understand the world, or trying to win a debate, by concentrating on the definition of words.
EXAMPLE:
PRO-LIFER: Abortion is murder!
PRO-CHOICER: It’s only “murder” when it is illegal. And it isn’t illegal. PRO-LIFER: Call it what you will, but killing an innocent human life is immoral!
PRO-CHOICER: A fetus isn’t “life” until it can live on its own.
PRO-LIFER: Life begins at conception!
You can see in this example that no real debate is happening at all. It is little more than a debate about the definition of words."
>>5044
Typical Jewish tactic, paralysis by analysis. Niggers are retarded apes that should not be treated as human. Keep seething scum.
>>5046
I'm crying from laughter.
"Typical Jewish tactic, paralysis by analysis."
So analyzing why a word-thinking argument is pointless is a Jewish tactic?
Where's your argument? This is word-thinking again. You're just labelling the act of analysis as a "Jewish tactic" rather than actually trying to form a coherent argument.

"Niggers are retarded apes that should not be treated as human."
That is a statement, not an argument.
>>5047
Why are you arguing against niggers not being human for someone else? He's calling you out on being a retard with peculiar priorities, shlomo.
>>5048
>Why are you arguing against niggers not being human for someone else?
I never implied this anywhere. I merely stated that the whole frame of the argument is retarded word-thinking.
>>5047
The more you argue against trannies and Jews, the more you allow them to step over you. What I'm presenting as 'human' is the basis and standard to be a proper human being that has been thought out for generations through experience and has become common sense for everyone. What you are doing is literally nitpicking each of my sentences to destroy said standard, which is contradictory with your whole "you shouldnt think with word because you might bend the meaning to your will". Jews and trannies always do this, begging for attention, destroy the root, bend the meaning of everything to leave you confused and annoyed, kinda like what happens when you keep repeating a word until it just feels awkward. Also of all things to talk about you bring up the nigger and abortion debate, kill yourself tranny. Yo mod do your job.
"What I'm presenting as 'human' is the basis and standard to be a proper human being that has been thought out for generations through experience and has become common sense for everyone."
And you never explain what exactly that is. However, I want you to know that that is not the main thing I'm trying to state. What I'm saying is that the argument's framework is word-think.

"What you are doing is literally nitpicking each of my sentences to destroy said standard, which is contradictory with your whole "you shouldnt think with word because you might bend the meaning to your will".
I am nitpicking your sentences when you use word-think because the whole framework of the argument is based on word-thinking rather than anything remotely productive.
Where did I contradict myself? I never labelled you, and I also never distorted what you said.

"you shouldnt think with word because you might bend the meaning to your will".
Completely distorting what I said.

"Jews and trannies always do this, begging for attention, destroy the root, bend the meaning of everything to leave you confused and annoyed, kinda like what happens when you keep repeating a word until it just feels awkward. Also of all things to talk about you bring up the nigger and abortion debate, kill yourself tyranny. Yo mod do your job."
How does any of this have to do with what I originally stated? The abortion debate was brought up just to show an example of word-thinking.
What I stated doesn't just apply to you but also >>4977 for even buying into the framework of word-thinking.
>>5053
That anon is right, trying to define human as an argument against niggers or any race is a stupid approach. Ethno-supremacy simply doesn't hold as much water as ethno-centricity. Establishing whether or not niggers behavior is genetic is incredibly difficult to do, since you're forced to work off of decades old research as modern (((science))) won't even begin to touch the idea.

That anon didn't even remotely imply that he liked niggers or trannies, or that he opposed your conclusion in the slightest. He merely criticized your methods and questioned the effectiveness of your rhetoric. You can't destroy the root if the foundation is strong. Deconstructing your own arguments and realizing their flaws is a good habit, and you shouldn't get so offended when your peers do it to you.

>>5054
Jesus fucking christ nigger learn to format your posts. Now I feel bad for defending you since you type like a retard.
>
^ See this thing? It's been used to quote since the dawn of email. Use it nigger.
>>5055
>He merely criticized your methods and questioned the effectiveness of your rhetoric
The original argument was using semantics to prove a point. Everyone either ignored it or called the semantic play retarded and wrong.
>Establishing whether or not niggers behavior is genetic is incredibly difficult to do
It's not. We know a lot of behavior and personality is genetic.
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>>5054
>And you never explain what exactly that is.
Of course you wouldn't know what it is to be a normal human being, pinky tranny.
>>5056
>The original argument was using semantics to prove a point.
I was trying to get the semantic argument into the politics thread so it wouldn't continue here.

What point was I trying to prove besides how word-thinking is a pointless method of argumentation? It also creates misunderstandings because people might go in with different definitions of the term and then bicker over it endlessly.

>Everyone either ignored it or called the semantic play retarded and wrong.
That wasn't a semantic play. Now you're trying to frame my statements using more word-thinking. You're boiling down everything I said to a "semantic play".
>>5058
I made this post: >>4993 , and haven't posted again ITT until this post right here. Not sure why everyone is jumping on you and accusing you of being a tranny considering the only recent tranny here typed like a nigger who could barely use proper punctuation/capitalization. However, the fact that you use quotation marks instead of greentext is kind of odd, but not worth derailling the thread over.
>>5058
>Now you're trying to frame my statements using more word-thinking
Quit your autism
I'm tired of your shit fag
Re-read my post again

Words do not apply
When speaking about niggers
Let your hate be free

Passion overflows
Intended poster not you
I fucking hate you
>>5060
Mess with the wrong guy
With three-hundred confirmed kills
Another tally.
>>5073
I like this one
I have only ever witnessed this autistic level of /meta/ infighting on wizardchan.
This is a good sign. It means I have finally found the true /r9k/ replacement I was looking for. Thanks robots, you may now continue fighting each other.
>>5130
Love you too, anon.
Whats up with saging? It still bumps the thread
>>5268
You're either putting the sage in the name or subject field. Just tested it and sage still works.
>retarded nigger spammers are at it again
hi guys, actual astrochan bo here. sorry you guys got spammed, it appears some autist is trying to start a war and blame us. we just wan't to live quietly and do our own thing. sorry again, hope you guys have a database backup or something.
Alright I archived most of the threads, will post links if any get pushed off the catalog by the niggerfaggot spammer.
This is how you can remove the spam, admin:

1. Open the Mongo console in the terminal:
> mongo

2. Switch to LynxChan DB:
> use lynxchan

3. Remove all posts containing "owned by astrochan":
> db.posts.remove({markdown: /owned by astrochan/})

4. Exit Mongo console and refresh pages:
> lynxchan -nd -r -cc -rfe
Hi robots,

I own a board on this site but don't come here often and know that its impossible for a BO to be active 24/7, but have you thought into getting a vol that could clear spam posts like this? Alternatively the number of threads created per hour can also be controlled to prevent a massive backlog of spam and sliding things off the catalog.
>>29833
A vol who's solely assigned to remove spam would be a great idea as long as he stuck to that role.
The BO of this board isn't the owner of the site btw, but hopefully he reads it. I did several global reports on the spam over the past few hours, so a global vol assigned just for spam like you mentioned would be great.
>>29832
warning: this was posted by the spammer. that query is malformed and will actually match every post. if you run it it'll delete every post on the site.
>>29832
Do NOT follow this faggot's advice, he's trying to get you to fuck over all boards at once.
>>29835
>>29836
Nice disinformation, Mr. Spammer. Mongo is very easy to use, so if he wants to check what that particular command does, he can simply replace "remove" with "find" or "count" and test it for other words with less results.
>>29837
malicious query, it'll corrupt the database no matter what command it's used with. fuck off spammer faggot
>>29834
Sorry if I didn't make it clear but the BO himself can add vols for only this board and can also limit the number of threads per hour, which is why I suggested. Hell I already have an account and I'd be willing to start clearing up the site if the BO makes me a temporary vol or something.
I have cleaned up your board for now and made some adjustments to make the spammer's life a little harder, including enforcing per-post captcha site-wide. The spammer switched to attacking the captcha system as soon as I switched it on. Their attacks have patterns we've seen before. I hope that your BO returns to duty soon.
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>>47977
Thanks.

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