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Welcome back robot Anonymous Board owner 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:54:18 No. 1 [Reply]
>1. Obey anon.cafe's global rules. https://anon.cafe/.static/pages/globalRules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
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Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

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I know you weren't being literal with "I don't want a BO", but it's still not a good way to express your dissatisfaction. You don't want to sow that seed when there's no guaranteed safe alternative to him. As a sign of what's to come, it doesn't even rate as a sign for ants. You can be skeptical without immediately jumping to thoughts of a negative outcome for the board over every little thing. The same goes to the one who thought "And so it begins" was a good post. The last thing we need is doomsayers. I've been trying not to be one myself.
Obviously now that the BO has explained it, it's not a big deal. But at the time, when one of the first things the new BO does is change a board slogan so that, ostensibly, it no longer says 'nigger', then yes, it's alarming, and my statement 'and so it begins' was made from that perspective.
You should create an account on fatpeople.lol and confirm it as yours then get a locked /r9k/ bunker there for the future.
You should simply stop gossiping about the pedophile. He gets off on any and all attention. I get that you might need to discuss happenings here or there but sitting around speculating about him and his antics is exactly what he wants. He has an incredibly childish demeanor, so if he's adequately ignored maybe he'll mature and fuck off for good.
Not sure which thread to post this really, but the next time some retard says
>hurr the feds don't bother with small sites/chatrooms/etc, they only target the big places
link them this article.
>getting the board fucked by dolphinman in disguise
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that literally every board request as "BigGuy" besides anon.cafe's is dolphin being a nigger.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread. (FTDDTOT) Robot 12/08/2019 (Sun) 00:32:56 No. 1544 [Reply]
bitchtits edition
>go have lunch without a shirt on
>normally don't have lunch with family because they have the tv or conflict happens but it's out of my control when they start having lunch with me
>sister says "those tits?"
>tell her that I've been going to the gym lately but I don't feel like I changed much
>these words ruin my day later on, making me kick a bucket and spill water all over the dining room
>can't look at my torso without feeling ashamed
>tried wearing a tee in my room to avoid looking at my mantits but it's summer where I live and I couldn't take the heat
I'd fast but that would ruin over wanting to build up mass. I feel like shit, they feel clever telling others how shit they look when they can't do anything against them. Now I have all this bottled anger with no good manner to control it properly.
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>moving to Japan
Damn lucky you, I'd drop everything if I could do something abroad not even just specifically Japan.
You are right in that it has probably not hit you yet but at least from my point of view that's more positive than my hollow feeling I get when someone talks about how I supposedly have tons of other chapters in my life right in front of me.
Not to mention that while work can suck, it's something you actively do over time opposed to exams and that helps.
Be sure to not get Paris Syndrome over there. It's basically a series of symptoms that are caused by extreme disappointment because your expectations of the place end up being very different from its reality.
I know of Paris Syndrome. I am more than well aware what to expect from Japan too. I am far from thinking it is Paradise on Earth, but at the very least I think I will be able to live a more relaxed life style there. Most of all I won't have to be getting stressed by my family any more, but there are some other pluses too. I will try to avoid the overwork culture as much as I can. It is slowly getting better, meanwhile this scholarship might take up to 6 years. I don't care much about making a lot of money and supporting a woman anyway. My two main possibilities would be either ending up finding a job that lets me travel around the country and Southeast Asia (possible with the connections that I will make through my university) or just stay and be a teacher at the university itself. Maybe a combination of both.
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Well, good luck in Japan robot. Let us know when you get there and keep us updated.
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>tfw I got rejected from TAFE
I honestly didn't think that was possible, yet here I am. I guess this is God's way of telling me to keep being a NEET.

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Metaphysical shitposting/debate thread God 12/15/2019 (Sun) 13:22:57 No. 1713 [Reply]
Religion is the greatest argument because it's based outside conventional logic. It is the perfect candidate to derail any thread ever made.
Don't derail a thread! Post here instead!
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>Isnt the whole point to appease divinity to get into heaven?
Only Jewish desert cults teach this
Ive heard anons talk about it. Apparently there was a time where a pope wanted to incorporate gnostic teachings into the Catholic church. I believe i bookmarked a site in regards to the gnostic-christian sect
Oh, and as for the satanism, im not sure. There's a passage in the bible somewhere in thimothy where paul is describing a sect of people who preach to avoid all pleasures if the earth (goid food was the example i think) because they are "sin". Paul says not to listen to them, as they're as autistic and rulecucked as the jews are. From what im told these people were gnositcs, preaching about how the demiurge ensnares people through earthly pleasure. It sounds like it could just be Christianity, but apparently theres a divide. I dont know much about gnosticism, but if it only talks about "doing good" on earth, and removes the obeying and communicating with god part, then i can see why christanity didnt like em
A major tenet of most branches of gnosticism seems to be that the demiurge (ie creator of earth) only has power due to worshippers. I've heard this many times so it seems a fairly common viewpoint. However, if it's true, then how did he create this world in the first place? How did he create angels, before having any worshippers? Clearly it's a contradiction; that someone who only gets power from their worshippers has the power to create entire worlds and entire species of beings before having any worshippers. While not all of gnosticism is trash, this tenet that I've seen of it is bunk in my opinion.
>How did he create angels, before having any worshippers?
He created angels so he would have worshippers.

Music thread Robot 09/18/2019 (Wed) 13:02:14 No. 49 [Reply]
Post songs you like and lyrics you relate to.
I'll start:
>Holding out for rest but on the seventh day
>I've created nothing and I'm wide awake
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Too late; the music's gay again
The lonely few, their souls burn true
Hide themselves away, a web of sadness spun from day to day

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do you drink alcohol to cope? Robot 01/09/2020 (Thu) 00:05:50 No. 2434 [Reply]
I fucking do. It's interesting, I recognize that in a perfect world I shouldn't even touch this stuff but we all know we live in hell, or the preamble to hell. Alcohol is the only thing that somewhat puts me in a good mood, it's sad it has become this way but it's the only way. In some form I comfort myself that drinking grain/fruit based spirits gets me closer to the true nature of man that most artifices that bind together normies nowadays (technology, manufactured pop culture and so on). In a perfect world I wouldn't drink alcohol, in a perfect world it would be a satanic potion but in a hellish world it's actually an angelic balm for the ills that plague our spirit. Maybe that's why most of them are callled spirits? anyways I wish most of this stuff was cheaper.
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I cope with weed and its shit, alcohol never did it for me.

>I expect everyone to share my worldview and try to shame them if they dont
>Thinking your personal experiences somehow enable you to do this wild generalization based off of 4 random fucks you know
>Calling others normalfags
No further comment.
Are you a nigger?
Im cadaver white but k
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Politics/News Containment Thread Robot 01/04/2020 (Sat) 08:21:05 No. 2203 [Reply]
Keep political autism contained in this thread.
Constant political derailing is the reason why 8chan went to shit so let's try to not repeat the same here.
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Don't even bother with this retard.
meant for >>2534
You're right on most things but in the end knowledge is just as meaningless as not dying or any other activity.

In the end humans are programmed to fuck, eat, shit without a care of the world and only get out of that mindset when forced to suffer.

It feels like all of the good qualities of man are a mistake and normalfaggotry is the natural and psychologically healthy state of man.
I wish we could just get into a simulation and fuck this gay reality instead.
Anyone get stuck digging into some negative event in the middle of the night?
I would have never known the specific details of cannibalism in Mao's Cultural Revolution, Operation Downfall, the Japanese version of the Volkssturm (Volunteer Fighting Corps), a failed coup to try to stop Japan from surrendering after both nukes were already dropped, and the hastiness of the Rwandan genocide if not for this peculiar habit.
>nip version of the volkssturm
Also Japan offered to surrender before the first nuke was ever dropped, but it and all other offers were rejected by burgerstan because the kikes demanded unconditional surrender.

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/lit/ thread Robot 01/18/2020 (Sat) 22:08:53 No. 4063 [Reply]
I didn't see any literature cafeteria going on or maybe i am too blind (if that's the case, you can smite this thread BO).
So here we go.

Lately, i've been more interested in social matters and how certain things we have today came to existence. So I am currently trying to find a decent book on the origin of language.
My next book will probably be "The collapse of complexe societies" (Joseph A. Tainter) and "Sex and culture" (Joseph Daniel Unwin).
Next, I plan to hop into the history of philosophy from ancient greeks to modern age.

I am curious what other bots are reading or plan to read and why. Ofc if you got any recommendations for anons' replies, shoot.
Trying to get into lucid dreaming again, that is why i am reading some literature about that shit. The last book I read was 'Man and his becoming according to Vedanta' by Guenon. I like traditionalist philosophers in general.
As for fiction or anything you read for sheer pleasure, I can't read anything modern and most of the literature written during the last two centuries, with few exceptions, just can't. Modern literature is so fucking nigger tier i cannot even read most of the titles without puking.
At the moment I'm reading "The Day of the Triffids" (John Wyndham). It has quiet an interesting take to the post apocalypse where the whole human population are clueless participants to their own mutual destruction by farming alien plants. The version I have however has an introduction by an acedemic claiming that somehow the novel reflects the teachings of the Frankfurt school so there's that.

I might consider reading "Infinite Jest" (David Foster Wallace) sometime soon since it explores the decadent american culture.
I know the feeling, I am not keen on modern fiction too. The last fictions i read were Frankenstein and Lovecraft's one, those i liked.
Nowadays i mainly focus on academic litterature if i am knowledgeable on the subject discussed, or I read some science popularization essays until i grasp the concept.

Thanks for the the "Infinite Jest" recommendation, i enjoy downfall themed books for some reason.
There is something fascinating about the collapse (how did it happen ? why did it happen ? Could it have been prevented ? How ? What can we learn from it ?)

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Dreams Collection Thread Robot 09/21/2019 (Sat) 10:44:17 No. 72 [Reply]
Let's dump those dreams we have, so that they don't get lost in the rain.
>night at some port
>Many directions, get confused
>it starts to rain
>I ask someguy where to go, points me toward some lower road
>go through it, it's pretty dark
>decide to go walking for some reason
>come across what seems to be lain
>shows me an artifact that is like a screen that when you hover your hand gives you superpowers
>a scientist closely appears and tells that it also gives a consciousness to our hands thatmust be taken responsibility
>given no alternative, I warily hover my hand on it
>it starts to hurt, as if it was strained by an aluminum net from the inside, while the screen flashes white, can't avoid making a scream
>apparently after that I get some sort of telekinesis
>in the screen there also appears like a virtual machine that lets me customize a girl, this is what the so called consciousness is
>also get memories from a group that used to battle with these. one member in paticular had the head of a shark but with soldering goggles and shot lightning from them
>some swarthy guy (swarthy as a kurd) looking from a light-blue bar also made a joke, congratulations, now you have a girlfriend. you better enjoy the sex together
>as I get lost in my mind, lain-look-alike goes to a bus stop, the place she was wating was an avenue separating the port from a shantytown, so it looked kinda rugged

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I had a dream where i was in a competition to make macaroni and cheese in a grocery store. What i like about my dreams is that they usually have pleasant lighting. This dream had a soft warm light which reflected off nice wooden walls and stuff.
I dont know what this dream means, all i know that is i put beets in my macaroni and was thinking of adding the stem part of cauliflower, as well as cream. Should i try this recipe irl
>some flying saucer in a hallway in doom made me scream hard enough in a dream to wake me up.
I woke up from a dream today. It was one of those "you're being hunted down dreams", but it didnt feel scary. I was in some glass building of a company (that felt like black mesa for some reason). It was your standard business building, but it felt like a campus, as it had its own park attached to it. So apparently the ceos decided to purge the campus for some reason (i haven't even played half life, but they wanted to prepare for the resonance cascade?) and I and some other dudes, who worked as some kind of background servicemen (waiters? Butlers?) heard of it and tried to escape. I dont remember hearing gunshots but there was a sense of urgency, and masses of people panicking as they got mowed down. The dream sorta looped on itself. The first time i escaped i cant remember, the second time was harder because we were stuck near a lot of office workers that we had to sneak past for some reason, and the purging started when we were still in a crowd of people, thus where the guns were pointed at. I remember jumping down some escalators (the assistants were outside, coming inside, so the inside of the building was safe and had panicking people), and bolting out into an already purged park into the subway, and running through tue tunnels.
It felt exciting. There was no bodies, no blood, only a sensation of having to try and find a way to escape. I doubt it would feel as nice in a real life situation, but my dream felt nice. A good dose of action and thinking under pressure. I wish real life stressful events were like this. I dont even feel tired waking up like this
For the past 2 weeks or so ive been having dreams every night. I dont remember any of them, besides the poor feeling i had whenever i woke up. I dont know why this is happening but last night i had a dream that felt nostalgic, and im sure ive had it before, or at least the setting. Issue is, ive never seen anything that would inspire it. It was about an anime, which brings up the first red flag since i dont really watch anime (videogames are my preferred escapism). A group of young adult/end of teenage year olds go out on an adventure to stop 4 dragons, each dragon doesnt have a name, but are labeled with a card suit (clubs, diamonds, spades, hearts). The setting felt medieval or 40k gothic (and if i had this dream before it would be before i knew about 40k) and it was nighttime where the lighting was a comfy yellow brown, or amber, the kind of lights you'd expect to light houses and streets at night. I dont know if the dragons represented the horsemen of the Apocalypse, but the one theu were going after was the diamond. He was in a castle or a city, completely controlled by him. I dont know if he had slaves or minions, just that someone mantioned his blood was like pestilence or poison. I noticed that half the group was boys and the other half girls, and i felt/saw a relationship arc between some of them. I felt disgusted, why would i think of something like that? Something so meurotypical? There was some kind of anime intro where all the characters do a pose as the into goes through each one, and i dont remember any faces, just generic nubile anime grills, but i did notice there was one smaller one in a white one piece skirt, with a black eye. Then the dream started to cut off there, and it sort of "panned out" to me watching the show on a device, in a cabin hotel/bar thing, while also feeling like i was in the anime (dream autism or something). I was hopping down a few stairs to the basement, which was unfinished (walls bare concrete and wood pillars, some walls had unfinished plaster on them) and felt like it was big enough to be another house altogether. There was some family there for some reason. I tucked in a younger cousin in a sleeping bag on the floor next to another person, and then woke up, having a feeling of nostalgia.
This couldn't have meant anything right? What do dragons, diamonds, and pestilence have in common? I feel lile I've had a dream in this setting only once before, but i dont know when, maybe as a kid? Or maybe the nostalgic feeling is making me think i did? What do you want from me brain
I once dreamt jerking off so much my cock inverted inside my body.

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Comfy Fantasies Robot 01/09/2020 (Thu) 06:37:31 No. 2463 [Reply]
We had a thread on them on 8chan before all this shit and it was probably a long enough time to discuss it again.

When you fantasise, do you have any pleasant fantasies that you escape to to cope with our horrible lives? I like fantasizing about sleep.

I started fantasizing about the world besides my apartment disappearing completely and my apartment being connected into a set of rooms with things like food, video games, a gym and other necessities including everything from entertainment to medicine, where I stay forever, just... Existing without needing to about anything, with the only contact with the real world being the Internet. I get a daily budget that I can save, and but things from the rooms, with anything that I don't spend carrying over to tommorow, obviously everything is automated so no human contact.
I also think of a similar situation but instead of rooms and shops, it is just a dark, melancholic mansion in an infinite forest connected to a swamp, with infinite resources, electricity, hot running water and Internet access. I imagine myself sitting with a laptop, in the warm mansion looking at the melancholic landscape out there.
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Well this guy's hatred of elves comes from his father forcing him to marry one in an arranged marriage and the woman's utter disrespect for his traditions and mocking attitude towards his awkward,and anemic courtship. It's all part of a plot involving the war that led him to losing his lands. As so he has a personal vendetta towards them as that same elvish princess fell in love with the rival lord whose lands our dude wanted to conquer(mostly to appease his father's dying wishes),and brought an elven army over to the side of his enemies.
Roasties will remain roasties, even in our own minds it seems. I cannot think of positive female characters for my daydreaming. I can only see them in realistic light and no amount of imagination can cure that.
Will that knife eared piece of shit get what she deserves?
>I cannot think of positive female characters for my daydreaming. I can only see them in realistic light and no amount of imagination can cure that.
Same. This is also why i never got into all that "waifu" 2D>3D shit. I can't help but hate all women, even fictional ones.
I can think of positive female characters,but they usually have brodie-tier personalities and don't do feminine shit and don't rely on any of the male characters for emotional/material support,and in general don't act like women.
Elves in the fantasy work that codified them i.e. LotR are alright as they are well aware of the difference between their nature and humans' and beside that it's implied if not shown that unlike men they aren't simply unwilling,but unable to feel and experience some of the things that make humans great,and also accept their role. Which is never translated well in other fantasy works.

Robot 12/25/2019 (Wed) 09:00:25 No. 2000 [Reply]
Dude thats cheating
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What are you doing out of your containment site, faggot?
To whom are you addressing to, Dolphin?


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