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Welcome back robot Anonymous Board owner 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:54:18 No. 1 [Reply]
>1. Obey anon.cafe's global rules. https://anon.cafe/.static/pages/globalRules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. If you admit to being underage you're retarded enough to deserve a ban.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted.
>7. Keep blogposts in the FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky. This is for convenience more than anything.
>9. Namefagging, tripfagging, and avatarfagging is prohibited unless necessary for a specific thread. This also applies to moderator capcodes, which shouldn't be used outside of meta discussions.
>10. We are a NSFW board; lewd and goreposting is allowed but if you're going to mass dump spoiler it.
>11. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace.
Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

Contact mugabe, who no longer owns the board, here: kilmister@hitler.rocks
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Nice disinformation, Mr. Spammer. Mongo is very easy to use, so if he wants to check what that particular command does, he can simply replace "remove" with "find" or "count" and test it for other words with less results.
malicious query, it'll corrupt the database no matter what command it's used with. fuck off spammer faggot
Sorry if I didn't make it clear but the BO himself can add vols for only this board and can also limit the number of threads per hour, which is why I suggested. Hell I already have an account and I'd be willing to start clearing up the site if the BO makes me a temporary vol or something.
I have cleaned up your board for now and made some adjustments to make the spammer's life a little harder, including enforcing per-post captcha site-wide. The spammer switched to attacking the captcha system as soon as I switched it on. Their attacks have patterns we've seen before. I hope that your BO returns to duty soon.
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FTDDTOT: Resurgence Robot 02/17/2020 (Mon) 04:49:13 No. 30668 [Reply]
>spammer fucked up the board hours ago
>several threads got wiped
Here's archive links for the threads. I didn't start archiving them until I noticed the spammer wasn't just spamming existing threads but had started making new ones, but yeah. https://pastebin.com/Sec8LiKF
Hopefully it doesn't continue, it's always funny how buttmad niggers who get told to leave end up sperging out, thus proving everyone who told them to leave right. At least that's what I assume happened.
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I will never understand the workings of a spammer's mind.
You temporarily shat up a site, so what? Everything goes back to business as usual pretty much immediately after, unless you somehow managed to keep the spam going for a month or more.
Do they imagine themselves getting exaggerated, enraged reactions? If so why? Very few people actually get that upset over it, most everyone else just rolls their eyes and leaves for a day or two then checks back. Do they actually find spam funny? It's sure as hell not useful for anything else, unless they keep it up for a month like I said, then they can actually permanently fuck up a site's community, but spam rarely lasts longer than a few hours nowadays, much less weeks.
Maybe I'm just stupid and overthinking what is essentially the imageboard equivalent of a BR going HUEHUEHUEHUE in teamspeak while playing a video game.
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>waifu thread got deleted
>didn't even get to reply to anon

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Robot 12/20/2019 (Fri) 18:55:59 No. 1878 [Reply]
do you visit other communities (imageboards or not)? or are you just limited to this lonely corner of the internet?

forums were a big part of me a decade ago but now it's total desolation; I spend most of my internet time downloading things and watching videos than actually participating in communities. 4chan went to hell, other imageboards got fragmented, normal forums appeared to either disappear or got destroyed by power-tripping mods. I could never get into twitter, I don't think I'll ever will, I would hate to be limited by 140 characters and I'm repelled by the fake social character of it. Do you have any other places to go to on the internet? you don't need to name them, it's understandable.
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Imagine a faggot like you thinking you're a robot. Fuck off back to leftypol and cuckchan with the rest of your failed normalfag brethren instead of spreading your bullshit here like a retard.
>mention other websites I lurk
>autist spergs out and starts hurling insults
Grow up you pathetic child.
>nobody points out bestgore
Bestgore is one of the few sites on the internet with a more retarded userbase than youtube, if someone actively posts there instead of simply lurking for gore then they are most likely nigger tier.
nice b8 regardless, you got a couple of people
Bestgore comments are fucking hilarious to read, there's always one or two moralfags in the comments who get a hundred (You)s each. The site itself is trash though, since if you watch too many videos in a time-frame it'll try to paywall the rest by blocking your IP for a while unless you donate. Kaotik and other similar sites are almost always better.
I lurk for gore and it's not bait. I'm glad I triggered the autists though.

They are.

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Banners? Robot 09/15/2019 (Sun) 07:02:02 No. 24 [Reply]
Because if we're going to stay here, we may as well make it as cozy as possible
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If someone has any idea for a custom spoiler image post it here as well.
How big are spoiler images?
I don't know, very?

Normalnigger repellent Robot 12/22/2019 (Sun) 08:53:25 No. 1906 [Reply]
What if one day some faggot kiketuber somehow found this website and used us as scapegoat for some retarded agenda or profit? What can we do to make sure that this kind of thing wouldn't happen? I proposed that we overuse insults that would trigger normalniggers in every sentences. The more insults the better. Also feel free to theorize on the different obstacles that this board might encounter in the future and make proper plans to counter them, so mistake like in past won't happen again.
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It has good threads dedicated to Tarrant and Breivik but besides that it's pretty slow. There's one particularly dedicated shill who shows up constantly that's annoying. I like it overall.
The /fascist/ board is awesome.
The alt chan federation is run by discord trannies check /cow/.
>incels are genuinely retarded
It glows.

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Robot 11/01/2019 (Fri) 22:56:47 No. 708 [Reply]
How much do you despise the opposite gender? Do you find yourself unable to watch any facet of romance in fiction, or do you merely limit yourself to hating 3D girls and irl romance? Personally I fail to leave my comfort zone quite easily, these days even reading middle ages epics, as conceited as it sounds, is bound to get under my skin make me fling the book against the wall. I can't conceive of women having a less passive love than sex objects both in fiction and in reality, it's something that particularly gets on my nerves, and even anime at times is unaffected by this. How can I bear with it without fuming every time a woman has a say in anything?
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Okay that's enough
Here's a religion thread
Tbqh to me the appeal of female characters is the exploration of a completely unrealistic sapient being that is neither man or woman,but has the appealing characteristics of the woman that speak to the human subconscious. Also,what you referred to sounds interesting,and it would be nice if you gave us all some sources so that we could all read up on it.
I've been casually watching some aircraft videos and there seems to be a few accomplished women in it. Currently ive heard of hanna wright, who apparently set a lot of records, women only and overall world records. I wonder what makes flying an aircraft something women can excell at better than men, or at least be willing to be the first to hop on experimental flying machines.
>Tbqh to me the appeal of female characters is the exploration of a completely unrealistic sapient being that is neither man or woman,but has the appealing characteristics of the woman that speak to the human subconscious
Never thought about it that way, maybe because i feel that ones brain would easily turn that fascination into lust, and that would degrade the man.
As for sources, i dont really have any. There's the story of how the British brought the concept of privacy/obsceneity to japan, telling them that men and women bathing together was a sin.
As for the germans, it was from one of Cesar's writings on them.
Was sinful*

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Creative robot thread Robot 12/17/2019 (Tue) 09:57:13 No. 1779 [Reply]
We had one back at 8ch.
Here is my very sloppy attempt at playing the main riff of Pale Aura by periphery.
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Ah fuck. I completely forgot where this was from. I must have Alzheimer or something. Then it's fucking good man. you nailed it. the piece itself is supposed to create tension and some discomfort.
I love writing poems. In particular, I like to express my disgust of this degenerate world by writing poems with hidden (or not so hidden) antisemitic themes. I use symbolic language, of course, and never paint the kikes bluntly, but rather show them through poetic scopes. And It always feels good.
Shame i can't share it with robots because it is in my native language.
Why dont you post some on /pol/? They have foreign language pottery there too.
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Made a cover of the cursed towers from Dragon Quest 4.
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What's the third song, I thought it was an original composition by this guy.

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Robot 02/15/2020 (Sat) 20:44:30 No. 5240 [Reply]
Hello admin!
Multichan here
Please enable iframe, your beautiful /r9k/ doesn't look so well in there:
and it requires javascript to work.
Fuck your shitty website, and fuck you for expecting people to enable JS.
I must explain myself better for some robots here.
https://multichan.org doesn't require javascript and is totally tor friendly.
But as the admin of r9k deny iframe I have to work this around with a script in the time he configure his header.
So on all the websites available, /r9k/ is the only one right now requiring javascript to run from multichan.org

anons appearance Robot 12/15/2019 (Sun) 15:54:56 No. 1720 [Reply]
fellow robots i have been contemplating this topic after a person commented and mildly berated me for appearing the way i do. not embarrassment but feeling sheer contempt for the cattle in general. they keep telling me my haircut (greasy long hair) and outfit (plain always buttoned classicish longsleeve shirt) are wrong and i should change them. when i asked why they said because it makes me seem as a nerd. i tell them i am a nerd in a sense so why do you want me to change my look. they had no answer besides "its an advice and you should take it". i dont understand why they obsess over designer items and following the latest trend. i am truly lost. i have a mattress and table a chair and computer. i dont want for anything besides it other than food and internet. how do you dress anons?
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I bought some and I didn't like it, it smells like lard. A little natural performs okay, you don't want to smell like animal fat no matter how hip it is to "go natural".

Gildan t shirts are good if you want cheap and functional. No logo but thick cotton which last quite a while. They're what most places like cafe press print their designs on.

If someone says you have greasy hair it means you need to wash it. It's not about fashion it's about not smelling like a homeless tranny. Muh normalfags are all fashion whores vs NEET who never showers and is proud because it makes him less of a normalfag.
I'm not sure if shes patronizing me, bit when i wash myself without soap she says i smell nice. I think she just means i smell nicer than before, bit i feel like she would berate me if i didnt smell nice enough
Ditto this
most shower soap is harsh as fuck and strips all the oils away

I can pretty much only use dove soap
I have long hair and I wear cargo pants every day.
That is all.
I wear a flecktarn parka, jeanse, a pair of heavy boots and orange sunglasses to keep my eyes away from normanfaggots. My hair medium lenght, easy to maintain, just buzz everything that is below the longer hair. I hate shaving so my cheeks and chins are usually covered with a patchy beard.

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Comfy stuff to watch Robot 02/14/2020 (Fri) 01:56:29 No. 5165 [Reply]
What's your go to comfy video or stream? I don't like supporting youtube or twitch and want to find comfy places.
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I also enjoy true crime and fringe material as well. I've been following this "Trace Evidence" podcast on youtube that covers many disappearance cases, most of which relatively unknown. It's great to listen at late night hours. I recommend it for all who are interested in this subject thought I must warn you that the narrator tends to repeat himself quite a bit.
>I don't like supporting youtube
Just use invidio.us
Invidio.us and RSS feeds to subscribe to channels. Peak comfy.
Can't really think of a channel or stream I'd consider comfy but I don't really watch many of those in the first place. I think listening to creepypastas while wrapped in a blanket is pretty comfy though. The problem is that I gotta get into a certain mindset to properly enjoy doing so and I also have to find a creepypasta that isn't shit.
Normally I just prefer reading /x/ greentexts/stories since I have a pretty big folder of those saved and there's a lot of stuff I never read.
If I want to get comfy and watch something I usually just watch anime.
Good taste. Stargate is my favorite western tv series and one of my favorite pieces of western media. Haven't watched stargate in years now but I watched all of the series multiple times as a teenager and have been planning on rewatching them all soon.
You know if boards here still do cytube channels? Ive heard the quality of public cytube channels have plummeted, but maybe the board hosted ones are alright


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