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Welcome back robot Anonymous Board owner 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:54:18 No. 1 [Reply]
So while we wait for 8chan to come back up, we'll have to make/do with what we have

>1. Obey 8chan's anon.cafe's global rules.
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. If you admit to being underage you're retarded enough to deserve a ban.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted.
>7. Keep blogposts in the FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion. We have to see if there is enough traffic in the bunker for a FTDDTOT first
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky. This is for convenience more than anything.
>9. Namefagging, tripfagging, and avatarfagging is prohibited unless necessary for a specific thread. This also applies to moderator capcodes, which shouldn't be used outside of meta discussions. As long as there isn't enough traffic to warrant this no biggie.
>10. As the bunker is set for SFW We are a NSFW board now, lewd and goreposting is allowed but if you're going to mass dump spoiler it.
>11. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar.
Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

Contact info: kilmister@hitler.rocks
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Thank you dolphin autist. Thank you
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>>1064
Holy fuck you are dense.
>A sculpture or depiction of Akhenaten created many, many years after he died
Oh, you mean like his skull?

> it's hypocritical of you to recognize that just because modern Egyptians are shitskins doesn't mean the ancient ones were
>hurrrrr white people can run around all day in the desert sun in nothing but a shendyt and not get melanoma

>niggercentric bullshit
>implying egyptian and nubian royals didn't bump uglies
>implying archaeological evidence is "niggercentric bullshit"

>yet they can't even grow their own food without sandniggers farming it for them
So, what like almost everybody else these days? ;_;

>Israelites did have slaves sometimes, but so did literally all civilizations at one point, this isn't evidence of anything other than your lack of knowledge. Hurr durr, Germans took captured Roman soldiers as slaves, guess they were kikes now according to your logic.
>completely missing the point

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>>1070
>Oh, you mean like his skull?
You didn't post his actual skull, you posted a stone depiction.
>>hurrrrr white people can run around all day in the desert sun in nothing but a shendyt and not get melanoma
Whites have lived in many different environments, including deserts. Furthermore, if you think that all of Egypt or Palestine is a stereotypical desert then you're a fucking retard. Obviously they didn't do it naked, but that was just a strawman you made anyway .
Next, congratulations on regurgitating niggercentric propaganda, and confusing the fact that Nubian admixture occured very late into Egypt's timeline, that therefore the pharaohs of ancient times such as Akhenaten would've therefore been the products of such scenarios. Ancient Egypt was White, no matter how many times niggerloving faggots like you try to say 'dey wuz kangz'.
>So, what like almost everybody else these days? ;_;
Imagine being so illiterate you don't know the difference between the words "can't" and "won't".
>>completely missing the point
I didn't miss the point; you stated that them having slaves was a sign of alleged jewishness, and I refuted that by showing your hypocrisy.
>I'm sorry, Mokou, but that's not an option. Somebody is wrong on the internet.
>xkcd
Neck yourself.
I dont even remember if the whites were Israelis argument ever got far on 8r9k, i believe we settled on not derailing the thread it happened in. I do find it interesting, can the ayranpill bot post some sources/more reading on it? You mentioned that there was sources
Please make a thread about white did shit and niggas dindu nuffin.
AND STOP DERAILING THE META THREAD.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread. (FTDDTOT) Robot 09/16/2019 (Mon) 22:59:09 No. 28 [Reply]
Bunker Edition
>tfw nobody posts around here
>tfw robots may have commited suicide after this month without 8chan
>if it's not that then robots may've decided to give up fighting against modernity and become normalfag cattle
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>>1040
To be fair that shit has pervaded absolutely everything in at least burgerstan if not most of western yurup as well, not just imageboards/the internet.
There's probably a very real push towards another massive war happening right now, because a lot of this shit seems heavily manufactured, like that retarded marketing shit with the Joker movie where mass media was hyping up "incel gamer mass shooter" warnings.
Sure, it was obviously for marketing (worked fucking great apparently), but there's no way anyone with half a brain could possibly miss out on the insidious shit it puts into normalcattles' minds, or how it further alienates and demonizes awkward, lonely young men who like video games.
To me that comes across as nothing less than deliberately trying to start some shit, and it's not just limited to sex crazed normalfags harassing kisless virgins, it's everything that can be split into diametrically opposed factions.
Even ridiculous stuff like whether or not someone likes nigger collide can immediately turn into a potentially violent argument just because of that stupid kneeling bullshit that the media ran with awhile back.
This post is autistic rambling, but tl;dr a lot of this animosity you see was probably deliberately manufactured
>>1079
What kind of job do you have?
>>28
>mfw I won my disability case but my mom
also should I quit my wage job I only work like 12 hours a week? I only did it to pay my medical bills without getting into debt. I don't know what to spend it on If I save the money I'll get kicked off.
>>1114
forgot to menton my Mom spends my disability-bux for me paying bills and shit. I also got Medicare
I swear to God, every day feels more and more like I'm the only guy that hasn't stuffed his body with septums, piercings, tats, and hasn't dyed his hair. Had to visit some relatives and their grandson who is 25 is filled to the brim with that shit.

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Depressing Images Robot 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:11:49 No. 399 [Reply]
There was a good thread for them going on 8/r9k/, wish I had saved more of them.
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>>1058
The other robot was praising a group of quack pyschologists for "defending western culture" by torturing a little girl to death. He's saying edgy shit so he can posture about how much he cares for "our culture" when we all know he won't actually do shit to stand up for the "culture" he holds so dear. He's just pretending to be a pillar of western civilization, i.e., larping.
although if the madlad actually did something about it, then that might be pretty cool

>no amount of apologizing will make people like you
I never apologized for anything and I don't give a shit if you faggots like me or don't like me.
>>1069
>I don't give a shit if you faggots like me or don't like me.
Are you sure about that?
>>1076
no pls give me (you)s
>>1076
Is this where you try to "win" the internet argument by saying him replying to you at all means he cares deeply about what a total stranger thinks about his opinion while also implying he's totally shaken to the core, instead of just dealing with the fact someone disagrees with you and you were unable to make them conform to your stance on the issue?
>>1113
>try to "win"
No, there is no winning, because no one will ever give a fuck about what others think and no one will change their mind. Arguing any further is pointless. Just like in real life, if I feel like I can’t convince someone on trivial shit, I just ease up and shut up and the other guy will do the same. Plus I love you, so I don’t want to hurt your feelings or waste your time.

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Robot 10/21/2019 (Mon) 12:05:48 No. 525 [Reply]
I believe I'm the fittest robot in this little cafeteria. I can do
>54 normal push up
>20 finger push up(the one which you bend the fingers, not the claw one. That one is very difficult)
>12 push up with over 20 kg on my back
>8 one hand push up
>4 knuckle one hand push up
>5 pistol squat
Will continue to post more personal record in the future. Anyway, i want to make this thread to kind of brag about my little accomplishment, and also to make a little competition for us to join in. We should post videos of ourselves doing exercises and challenge each others. Good for the body, good for the mind, distract us a bit from our lives. Is it cool?
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OP here, just want to let you know that I made the mistake of fasting and losing so much weight. After watching IronL00, i finally understand how much of an idiot I am. Now I’m weak as hell and have to waste time building my weight up again. I dont want to be weak anymore, and being a skinny bitch wont get you anywhere. Do not try to lose weight, instead eating like there is no tomorrow and train hard.
>>1092
Now that you're skinny, what is your plan to get gains? Tell me because i am skinnyfat and have a hard time lifting moderate things and get tired easily
>>1095
I swallow a dozen eggs per day + drinking milk. Main meals stay the same because I'm on a budget.
>get tired easily
Its all in your head man, love the pain and you will get better. Always push for more reps, more weight, please do not make the mistake as to get comfortable and stagnate. Dont take rest days.
>plan to get gains
Aside from what I’ve mentioned above, I don’t go to the gym. I however have a backpack full of bricks to play with all by myself. If Im at my peak, I will add a water bottle or two until I can stuff in there more bricks. However I do wish I had better equipment but it really is not a viable option right now. I only do basic exercises with it: Curl, push-up, plank, squat.
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>>1092
I'm in a similar situation. I used to be really into lifting (/fit/ was my main board for a long time) until last year I gave it up due to muh depression. Now I'm weak and skinny as hell and I kind of regret it. However I'm not going to bulk up again, instead I'm going to try circuit training because according to a study I found you can increase strength and muscle mass even at a slight caloric deficit with it. Although you obviously won't get as strong as you would by lifting heavy and bulking, it seems to be the best kind of training for overall fitness and time savings.
I once managed 200 pushups in one sitting. My arms were sore for weeks though, but I did it. My triceps is as hard as bone. Man if only I wasn't socially retarded I'd have been Chad or something near Chad, a Brad maybe

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Do you have a relationship with a plush toy? Robot 11/14/2019 (Thu) 06:08:29 No. 960 [Reply]
I love this Dolphin (also called Dolfun). My Dad got it for me when he went to the US (I live in Australia). He ended up paying $200 AUD ($130 USD) in taxi rates. His university paid for his hotel and airplane costs because he was going to the US for a work conference.

I plan on being a NEET in the future since school is hell, same with the idea of being a slave to a corporate overlord. My parents probably won't give me an allowance. I'm homeschooled, but properly since the education department checks on it every year. I'm an atheist by the way. I collect Shuttle XPCs. You may find me on 4/csg/.
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>>1084
All of the links under the Lolicon section are clearnet and can be linked to normally, you dummy. You don't need to link to "Topic Links 2.0 v3!" to prove a point.
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>>1088
Triforce chans are also on the clearnet. Doesn't make them any less suspicious and honeypots
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>>1088
>banned for 99 years
Whoops. I would like to again clarify that the site second-from-the-bottom is actually called "Lolicon Land" and not "Pedophile Land". I will not be linking to it :D

Shoutouts to Luke and his dolphin friend. The pictures show your email. Watch out!
The absolute state of loli baiters
>a loli game mod forum
>boorus
You ban evade to post this? I dont need some glowy pedobait to tell me sex penis in girl images have their own forums and galleries
What the fuck is happening in this thread?

Music thread Robot 09/18/2019 (Wed) 13:02:14 No. 49 [Reply]
Post songs you like and lyrics you relate to.
I'll start:
>Holding out for rest but on the seventh day
>I've created nothing and I'm wide awake
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>>874
Beautiful song!
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When I looked at the wall, there was a hole
I stuck my finger in it, and it was chopped right off
I got scared, so I ran back home
It made me feel uneasy

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/animu/ thread Robot 11/05/2019 (Tue) 01:41:17 No. 761 [Reply]
What anime have you robots been watching recently? Since there was an anime thread on the old board I thought it would be nice to have one here as well.

Onto the topic, I decided to give beastars a try since it's hot shit this season and was about as disappointed as I thought I would be. The writing wasn't really a problem but the subject matter is about what you'd expect from a furry manga written by a woman. Dropped it as soon as I figured out the main love interest was a whore.
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>>861
If you're that beginner level then you should start by watching some of the (like you said) entry-level stuff

Some general starters
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood
Death Note
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
One Punch Man
Steins;Gate
No Game No Life
Trigun
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Cowboy Bebop

Genre Starters
Toradora: If you want to watch a romance show this is probably the best starter
The Pet Girl of Sakurasou: Also a good starter romance

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>>761
I've only gotten 40-41 hours out of anime, but i am going to say a few things about the animes i have watched:
Haruhi: Not really my style tbh, just a cgdct anime. Safe route for beginners.
Kill La Kill: One of those animes you only can watch once. Really an good action-packed anime. also got best girl Nonon
Nichijou: Typical SoL antics + extreme animation = One of the funniest animes i've watched. The animation is really good, around the levels of Redline i would say.
Panty and Stocking: It is just american humor (Sex, violence, swearing) in a anime. Prob funny for a 14 year old, but became stale quite fast.
Welcome to the NHK: A NEET trying to fit in in (((society))) and failing miserably on that. A good balance between dark humor and depressing moments.
Aand that's it for anime's i could say anything about. Have watched more, but i am too lazy to write it all.
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>>861
>I liked Yukari at first but then after seeing the images posted around she seems to be a slut
What? Is it her getting all those head-floofs from strange men?
>>894
>What? Is it her getting all those head-floofs from strange men?
It's that and the art of her being almost naked, she didn't seem to behave in that way as far as I've read, but maybe I'm just being too autistic and thinking that fanart and doujins are bonded with the real thing.
Also, do you truly want your girl of interest to be something almost everyone is attached to and uses? I'd feel dirty
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>>865
What a normalfag. Doesn't even explore the world of anime. What a fag.
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Banners? Robot 09/15/2019 (Sun) 07:02:02 No. 24 [Reply]
Because if we're going to stay here, we may as well make it as cozy as possible
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>>95
>pic
Just wait until one of them ugly roaches startes pinning her down and lick her butthole.
>>179
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, nostalgia thread is 4 bumps down
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Added.
If someone has any idea for a custom spoiler image post it here as well.
>>640
How big are spoiler images?

Robot 09/13/2019 (Fri) 15:54:19 No. 12 [Reply]
>anon masturbates 24/7
>wants to get rid of the desire to fap
<other anons just claim that he's lonely and not horny
Why do normalniggers think like this?
Because they're so accustomed to casual sex now that they think if you weren't socially isolated you cold just fuck some random girl. This is just a guess though because I barely interact with anyone outside of imageboards and IRC.
>>20
maybe this, but you gotta remember that the cattle are just as sex obsessed as (i assume) you are, OP. did a quick search, found https://www.webroot.com/us/en/resources/tips-articles/internet-pornography-by-the-numbers . states that 40% of marriages claim they have porn problems.
so even when given access to live sex, they cant get it frequently enough to satisfy their corrupted brain.
i think porn is just a natural part of their lives, so natural that getting rid of that desire is absurd, and your problem isnt breaking away from the porn jew, but that you arent satisfied with porn and want real sex, ie you're lonely.
take this with a grain of salt as i too, do not interact with the outside peoples. although i dont know why they wont say its also related to being horny. maybe because to them being horny just means you want sex, not that you want to masturbate. so it goes back to not having a woman to benis
>>41
I think most of them(at least the 80+ IQ ones) mean lonely as lacking social interactions all together, and to some extent they have a point.
I remember reading an article where they assume addiction came from trying to fill loneliness, so they treated drug addiction with trying to reintegrate people into society and it actually worked. Not sure if that's relevant to the robot experience.

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Robot 11/01/2019 (Fri) 22:56:47 No. 708 [Reply]
How much do you despise the opposite gender? Do you find yourself unable to watch any facet of romance in fiction, or do you merely limit yourself to hating 3D girls and irl romance? Personally I fail to leave my comfort zone quite easily, these days even reading middle ages epics, as conceited as it sounds, is bound to get under my skin make me fling the book against the wall. I can't conceive of women having a less passive love than sex objects both in fiction and in reality, it's something that particularly gets on my nerves, and even anime at times is unaffected by this. How can I bear with it without fuming every time a woman has a say in anything?
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>>887
>Matthew 5:38-42 - “You guys wen hear wat God wen say: ‘If anybody pull out yoa eye, pull out his eye. If anybody broke yoa teet, broke his teet.’ But eh! I telling you guys dis: No fight back da bad guys. If anybody slap yoa head one side, mo betta let um slap da odda side too. If anybody take you in front da judge so dey can get yoa shirt, let um take yoa coat too. If one army guy make you carry his stuffs one mile, eh! carry um two miles. Wen somebody aks you fo someting you get, give um. Da guy who like borrow someting from you, no tell um, ‘No!’
That's not real. The bad parts of my Bible are just metaphor. It's fine. It's fine.

I confess!
>turn the other cheek
God please smack my butt. I have sinned. I have sinned. I ha
>>893
I dunno man, jesus got angry at merchants that one time, yet he said to turn the other cheek. Either hes a hypocrite or there's a deeper meaning than the literal
>>897
If I'm remembering things right, "turn the other cheek," was corrupted like, "the meek shall inherit," was. To paraphrase it heavily the cheek comment essentially meant if someone was going to start shit with you, you make them like up to it and finish it. One cheek was were you slapped inferiors, the other cheek was were you initiated duels with an opponent.
>>900
>2x were
2x where
>>900
I heard that too, the roman culture of slapping a subordinate/lesser man on one cheek, and an equal in an argument on another.
I think what Christianity has over the other Abrahamic religions is that its supposed to be honest and upfront. The jews subvert like jews, the muslims are dindus who say its acceptable to deceive, lie, be hypocritical, and backstab. Jesus didn't do those things or accept them iirc. Pay taxes to foreign powers (rome) is the only thing that comes to mind.

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