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The European Badger Embassy Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:26:23 No.348

I am glad to welcome our American friends. We have fettuccine, quiches, potato pancakes and hot cocoa. Yes, we borrowed the potato and the cocoa from you. We thought you didn't need it.

Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:30:19 No.349

Are we about to form the world congress of stripey boys?

Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:38:13 No.350

>>349 Why not? But first, we'd like to ask if you raccoons have Caesar salad.

Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 23:20:06 No.358

In the meantime, I'd like to offer you a cup of hot chocolate and a warm blanket.

Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 23:23:28 No.359

I am the blanket.

Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 23:42:14 No.362

>>359 May I use you for sleep?

Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 23:47:24 No.363

>>362 Eat from me when you are hungry Sleep on me when you are sleepy Drink from me when you are thirsty Talk with me when you are sad Play with me when you are happy

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 00:31:19 No.366

>>363 may i drink your blood?

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 00:32:23 No.367

>>366 Don't make it awkward ok

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 00:38:15 No.368

>>367 i haven't drank for many years. i hope you will be a fine glass, my sweet raccoon https://youtu.be/Z-75xOFGJ3E

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 00:47:48 No.370

>>368

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 00:55:57 No.371

>>370 you should not resist, you will be my beautiful fiance. many friends are waiting for you in the necropolis of my castle

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 08:30:38 No.374

The EBE Security System recorded the presence of an ancient vampire on the territory of the embassy. To ensure personal safety, use garlic, aspen stake, hamon and your imagination. Enjoy Halloween in February.

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 11:06:30 No.375

>>359

Anonymous 02/23/2022 (Wed) 18:57:52 No.388

The European Badger Embassy welcomes all listeners of our radio. In Eastern Europe it is already night, but in America the day is just beginning. We remind you that autumn, which is, of course, the most wonderful season, will certainly come soon. You just need to wait. We invite you to listen to the beautiful composition of Jean Philippe Rameau. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h-vJwTYNkQ We wish a nice day to all our dear raccoon friends!

Anonymous 02/23/2023 (Thu) 15:36:04 No.837

Badgerman approves badger thread. I see some of them at night when wandering the countryside in somewhere in Europe.

Anonymous 02/23/2023 (Thu) 19:35:58 No.838

>>837 Who the fuck are you??

Anonymous 02/24/2023 (Fri) 01:33:08 No.839

>>838 Hey ! I come in peace.

Anonymous 02/24/2023 (Fri) 04:29:55 No.840

>>839 Oh do you?

Anonymous 02/24/2023 (Fri) 09:57:58 No.841

invasive species in my coonboard

Anonymous 02/24/2023 (Fri) 10:30:16 No.842

>>841 Tell me what exactly is /pro/ about this board? Who are you and what is all this shit?

Anonymous 02/24/2023 (Fri) 12:10:58 No.843

>>842 >Tell me what exactly is /pro/ about this board? So exactly is it? You want to know exactly why this board is /pro/, is that right Anon? Well exactly is so that newfrens will ask the greatest, most-resounding question known to all mankind. Namely: "Tell me what exactly is /pro/ about this board?"

Anonymous 02/24/2023 (Fri) 18:05:06 No.844

>>843

Anonymous 02/28/2023 (Tue) 13:53:02 No.847

>>844 you're right to be afraid

Anonymous 02/28/2023 (Tue) 23:25:44 No.848

Is this some kind of steganographic communication channel? Or are you really posting pictures of these silly animals?

Anonymous 02/28/2023 (Tue) 23:37:46 No.849

>>848

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 02:35:10 No.850

we may have to move on now

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 02:40:43 No.851

>>850 Alternate zeta-two, or one?

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 07:23:58 No.852

attention: the red worm ate the pear. proceed accordingly

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 15:14:24 No.853

>>852 Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 21:17:14 No.854

Activation word: Ronald McDonald

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 23:22:31 No.855

the pizza is in the garbage

Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 08:05:42 No.856

>>855 The nomming will soon commence. Repeat. The nomming will soon commence.

Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 15:39:55 No.857

>>847 bonis :DDD :D

Anonymous 04/27/2023 (Thu) 14:21:37 No.887

I guess they didn't even notice me. Will just keep pretending I'm a badger and everything should be fine.

Anonymous 04/27/2023 (Thu) 15:53:51 No.888

>>887 Very crafty Anon. I don't think they'll suspect a thing. Proceed with operation codeword: Integument, repeat Integument. Good luck soldier.

Anonymous 04/27/2023 (Thu) 16:40:26 No.889

>>888 [code] > Communication 888 verified > Falgicol derivation protocol signed > Integument added to keystore > encypt > ... > done [/code] Badger time begins. I repeat badger time begins. Over