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Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 18:25:13 No.229
ATTENTION >>>/meta/15174 The anon.cafe administration has ordered YOU to enjoy raccoons. Do it now.
>>308 Yes you are :)
>>308 Where is that from?
>>322 I have no idea, I saw it on the fediverse.
Coons coons coons coons I love the coons Coons coons love the coons I love the coons I love the coooons
I ENJOY raccoons. I think they are FUNNY.
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dreaming of raccoon
>>487 Did you dream of the coons? What was your coon dream?
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Just wanted to let /pro/ know that the otterbro's yearly cinema blowout is happening in under 30 from now >
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give all of your possessions to raccoons
Weird, I suddenly feel like I have to give all my possessions to raccoons
Are there raccoons?
>>795 Anon assures me that yes, there are indeed racoons Anon.
>tfw no racoons in chile
>>797 do you have other procyonids?
>>799 Heh, nice. Be sure to come to the party this weekend, /pro/ ! >>>/christmas/
>>800 Why do you think it's nice?
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>>802 prefer this >>799
>>803 Simply answering your question Anon.
>>809 Won't someone pls just think of teh Coons!? Put ur fresh pizzaz in teh garbage
PUT YOUR FRESH PIZZAS IN THE GARBAGE PUT YOUR FRESH PIZZAS IN THE GARBAGE YOUR FRESH PIZZAS IN THE GARBAGE FRESH PIZZAS IN THE GARBAGE PIZZAS IN THE GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE THE GARBAGE
Merry Christmas, /coon/ !
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Happy New Year, /pro/!
Cant believe the cafe owner almost deleted this place. The thought of that happening makes me slightly sad
>>817 sure, but I think we're safe now.
PUT YOUR FRESH PIZZAS IN THE GARBAGE
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Just look how round it is. you know what else is round?
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>>827 >not putting a square peg into a round hole. shiggy :^) Put ur fresh pizzaz in teh garbage
>>828 >Here we watch teh Coon in his natural habitat, carefully stalking his prey... >OI!! He pounces, and teh poor little wogger didn't stand a chance. >As the Sun rises, teh Coon snuggles into his nest, content at yet another full belly.
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>>832 Do skunks and coons ever make friends with each other?
>>833 The more important question: can the stink glands be removed from babby skunkus? That's cute.
>>834 Umm maybe don't touch the babby skunks in bad places?
>>834 Yes. There are people who keep skunks as pets, and they routinely remove the scent glands.
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Spring has sprung early and has awakened the coons. Bird feeding season has been terminated by a particularly greedy bandit stealing and eating an entire molasses seed block in one single night. Well sir or madam I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for not stealing the bird feeder this time.
PUT YOUR SEEDS IN THE BIRD FEEDER
Are you moving our cryptic conversations to this thread? :^)
*places seeds into bird feeder
Is is now being revealed through the media that it was you raccoons that instigated the spread of COVID19. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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