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Raccoon Video Thread Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:53:45 No.149 [Reply]

Post videos of raccoons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhNZrFoTwdo

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Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:10:29 No.808

Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 06:22:18 No.820

Anonymous 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:26:41 No.821

>>820 Mesmerizing, I can't take my eyes off it.

Anonymous 03/04/2023 (Sat) 17:22:19 No.862

Anonymous 03/06/2023 (Mon) 13:20:50 No.863

>>862 You silly. So I wonder what teh coon was doing there? Did they accidentally his den or something?

Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 18:25:13 No.229 [Reply] [Last]

ATTENTION >>>/meta/15174 The anon.cafe administration has ordered YOU to enjoy raccoons. Do it now.

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Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 15:50:10 No.858

Spring has sprung early and has awakened the coons. Bird feeding season has been terminated by a particularly greedy bandit stealing and eating an entire molasses seed block in one single night. Well sir or madam I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for not stealing the bird feeder this time.

Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 16:15:37 No.859

PUT YOUR SEEDS IN THE BIRD FEEDER

Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 22:52:18 No.860

Are you moving our cryptic conversations to this thread? :^)

Anonymous 03/04/2023 (Sat) 05:33:58 No.861

*places seeds into bird feeder

Anonymous 03/22/2023 (Wed) 00:15:42 No.864

Is is now being revealed through the media that it was you raccoons that instigated the spread of COVID19. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

The European Badger Embassy Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:26:23 No.348 [Reply]

I am glad to welcome our American friends. We have fettuccine, quiches, potato pancakes and hot cocoa. Yes, we borrowed the potato and the cocoa from you. We thought you didn't need it.

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Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 15:14:24 No.853

>>852 Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 21:17:14 No.854

Activation word: Ronald McDonald

Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 23:22:31 No.855

the pizza is in the garbage

Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 08:05:42 No.856

>>855 The nomming will soon commence. Repeat. The nomming will soon commence.

Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 15:39:55 No.857

>>847 bonis :DDD :D

Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:41:15 No.321 [Reply]

Good night

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Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 08:41:54 No.769

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:37:33 No.822

I had a dream of a giant raccoon massacring people with a light saber in a super market.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 18:41:10 No.823

>>822 This is raccoon heresy.

Anonymous 02/27/2023 (Mon) 05:47:39 No.845

tree comfee

Anonymous 02/27/2023 (Mon) 09:25:34 No.846

>>845 NGL, bretty comfy coon house tbh.

Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 19:45:56 No.805 [Reply]

Raccoon GIFs can be improved my making them faster

Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 19:52:39 No.806

>>805 MOAR!

Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 09:21:16 No.807

Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 22:18:52 No.814

>>807 Quiknose!

Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 22:48:35 No.815

test

Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 22:48:47 No.816

Cacomistles Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 02:23:26 No.386 [Reply]

What if raccoons were squirrels?

Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 10:40:20 No.387

Wow what a cutie!

Anonymous 02/23/2022 (Wed) 19:57:29 No.389

>>387 They really are.

Anonymous 03/05/2022 (Sat) 12:27:28 No.412

>>386 >What if raccoons were squirrels? That'd be NUTS

Anonymous 03/05/2022 (Sat) 12:31:23 No.413

Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 18:33:11 No.793

They are adorable.

Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 19:28:19 No.506 [Reply]

Would you like raccoon neighbours?

Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 20:06:18 No.507

I'd definitely enjoy a day at the pool with raccoons.

Anonymous 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:58:15 No.778

Of course! Just don't steal my food please :) I'll give you treats whenever I can

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 18:39:33 No.792

>>506 as long as they dont play any loud music

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 20:35:54 No.45 [Reply]

How does it feel to hug a raccoon?

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Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 16:39:06 No.780

Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 16:58:39 No.781

>>780 ACCEPT

Anonymous 09/24/2022 (Sat) 21:11:03 No.783

>>45 I highly raccoomend it

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 17:56:30 No.790

It feels magical!

Anonymous 10/10/2022 (Mon) 16:28:29 No.791

have you ever gone there and done that?

Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 14:33:37 No.1 [Reply]

Hello and welcome to coons.

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Anonymous 09/08/2022 (Thu) 02:24:23 No.746

Why are coons so cute and adorable?

Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 17:53:36 No.753

>>746

Anonymous 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:55:05 No.777

>>746 It's the mask I think, plus those adorable boop-able noses.

Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 19:13:40 No.784

>>777 it is also the ears and overall body shape

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 03:41:44 No.788

/monarchy/ would like to request from /pro/ A jewel to put on our crown jewels. Any coon poster is welcome to present a jewel. w/ a name and a pic (if you want). These imaginary jewels will be compiled into a drawing of our crown jewels. Examples: </hispol/ >Understood. I gift to you, the "Great Lemon" jewel discovered in Baja California, México. Is in the St Edward's Crown. </b/ >On behalf of /b/ we offer for a jewel... >Fire.

What are raccoons? Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 16:00:43 No.626 [Reply]

Let's have a thread where we learn about raccoons. I want to know everything that is humanly possible to know about them.

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Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 16:39:53 No.645

>>633 How do they decide that? Is there some adaptation that everyone in procyonidae shares but red pandas lack?

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 19:13:58 No.646

>>645 Usually it's just decided by genetics, and it seems to be the case with Auliridae too from what I've read.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 10:49:00 No.649

>>628 > Although historically believed to wash their food before eating, this habit is a myth and simply the result of raccoons often searching for and handling aquatic food with their dexterous forepaws. What? Is this true?

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 10:54:10 No.650

>>649 They definitely do like to put their food in the water, maybe it's not to wash it but just for fun, or because something compels them

Anonymous 09/18/2022 (Sun) 16:39:57 No.776