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Raccoon Video Thread Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:53:45 No.149 [Reply]
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>>820 Mesmerizing, I can't take my eyes off it.
>>862 You silly. So I wonder what teh coon was doing there? Did they accidentally his den or something?

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Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 18:25:13 No.229 [Reply] [Last]
ATTENTION >>>/meta/15174 The anon.cafe administration has ordered YOU to enjoy raccoons. Do it now.
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Spring has sprung early and has awakened the coons. Bird feeding season has been terminated by a particularly greedy bandit stealing and eating an entire molasses seed block in one single night. Well sir or madam I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for not stealing the bird feeder this time.
Are you moving our cryptic conversations to this thread? :^)
*places seeds into bird feeder
Is is now being revealed through the media that it was you raccoons that instigated the spread of COVID19. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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The European Badger Embassy Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:26:23 No.348 [Reply]
I am glad to welcome our American friends. We have fettuccine, quiches, potato pancakes and hot cocoa. Yes, we borrowed the potato and the cocoa from you. We thought you didn't need it.
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>>852 Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.
Activation word: Ronald McDonald
the pizza is in the garbage
>>855 The nomming will soon commence. Repeat. The nomming will soon commence.
>>847 bonis :DDD :D

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Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:41:15 No.321 [Reply]
Good night
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I had a dream of a giant raccoon massacring people with a light saber in a super market.
>>822 This is raccoon heresy.
tree comfee
>>845 NGL, bretty comfy coon house tbh.

Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 19:45:56 No.805 [Reply]
Raccoon GIFs can be improved my making them faster
>>805 MOAR!
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>>807 Quiknose!
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Cacomistles Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 02:23:26 No.386 [Reply]
What if raccoons were squirrels?
Wow what a cutie!
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>>387 They really are.
>>386 >What if raccoons were squirrels? That'd be NUTS
They are adorable.

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Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 19:28:19 No.506 [Reply]
Would you like raccoon neighbours?
I'd definitely enjoy a day at the pool with raccoons.
Of course! Just don't steal my food please :) I'll give you treats whenever I can
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>>506 as long as they dont play any loud music

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 20:35:54 No.45 [Reply]
How does it feel to hug a raccoon?
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>>780 ACCEPT
>>45 I highly raccoomend it
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It feels magical!
have you ever gone there and done that?

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Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 14:33:37 No.1 [Reply]
Hello and welcome to coons.
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Why are coons so cute and adorable?
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>>746 It's the mask I think, plus those adorable boop-able noses.
>>777 it is also the ears and overall body shape
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/monarchy/ would like to request from /pro/ A jewel to put on our crown jewels. Any coon poster is welcome to present a jewel. w/ a name and a pic (if you want). These imaginary jewels will be compiled into a drawing of our crown jewels. Examples: </hispol/ >Understood. I gift to you, the "Great Lemon" jewel discovered in Baja California, México. Is in the St Edward's Crown. </b/ >On behalf of /b/ we offer for a jewel... >Fire.

What are raccoons? Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 16:00:43 No.626 [Reply]
Let's have a thread where we learn about raccoons. I want to know everything that is humanly possible to know about them.
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>>633 How do they decide that? Is there some adaptation that everyone in procyonidae shares but red pandas lack?
>>645 Usually it's just decided by genetics, and it seems to be the case with Auliridae too from what I've read.
>>628 > Although historically believed to wash their food before eating, this habit is a myth and simply the result of raccoons often searching for and handling aquatic food with their dexterous forepaws. What? Is this true?
>>649 They definitely do like to put their food in the water, maybe it's not to wash it but just for fun, or because something compels them

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