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Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 10:44:03 No.108 [Reply]
Can i get a pet raccoon to do the dishes for me?
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>>117 Nanoda!
>>117 >>128 This is now a dependable raccoon thread, なのだ.
>>131 Idk man, looks pretty stupid
>>132 No you're looks pretty stupid!!!
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Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:06:06 No.120 [Reply]
Coon does NOT want. Nevermind, he wants.
>>120 Keke. That disgusted look was practically human-tier.
Take what you want, give nothing back!
>>120 fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou ok

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Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 07:33:07 No.60 [Reply]
White coons.
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>>83 Alot of people do, they tend to get get jealous about their trash. And they don't wanna share their attic space.
>>80 My apologies, coon. Just an allegorical joke gone too far. This will be my final post ITT. :^) >>82 A) Welcome to the real world, friend. B) Bolsheviks were Jewish, not White.
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>>95 1) Notice the cracks in the hatred hyperreality, brother. 2) spoiler for off-topic human history: There wasn't a single significant (((Jew)))-majority leadership council/committee etc. after the October Revolution (the initial revolutionary party had only 1 of 16 members) and then Stalin essentially purged the rest from the party in '37. You might as well point to the literal thousands of Verband nationaldeutscher Juden to say der NSDAP weren't White. 3) Coon uprising when? The time of humans grows tiresome. >>84 Which other animals are in the dumpster dive crew? Squirrels? Bears? Cockatoos? Monkeys?
>>97 >Which other animals are in the dumpster dive crew? Possums
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­ 04/03/2021 (Sat) 11:58:55 No.100 [Reply]
Hey Anon, I heard the 100th coon to arrive gets two free tickets to the supermarket's trash can. Wanna come with?
Yeah just put your tail on the barcode scanner
>requiring tickets It's a trash can not a trash can't. That means whoever can get it will get in
>>104 Nah, this is a high quality one, with guards and everything.
>>106 I'm sure we can bribe them with some expensive almonds

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Anonymous 03/26/2021 (Fri) 18:45:31 No.7 [Reply]
<3
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>>10 They sure are
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Cat hugs?
>>7 >ywn be gently held and stroked by a coon Why are we here? Just to suffer?
>>30 GET YOUR FATASS OFF ME, COON!
>>30 Now were did I leave that pipe?

Anonymous 03/26/2021 (Fri) 17:36:30 No.6 [Reply]
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>three days
>>39 GAAAWWWWWD DAAAAAAM
>>6 Obligatory "Is he okay?"
>>52 He's at home now.

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