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Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:01:15 No.178 [Reply]
Don't forget to close your window before sleeping! You don't want to end up in this situation, do you?
Thanks, I'll be sure to keep it open now
>>178 3 days later, the little guy was picked up safe and sound.
Coon infiltration...
Huh, why isn't my webm posting?
>>201 Seems to be a common complaint all across the Anoncafe overboard ATM. I suspect it's something to do with the upgrade to the board software.

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Raccoon Crow Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 20:38:15 No.34 [Reply]
Raccoon Crow
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Raccoon crab
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Raccoon toon
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>>34 OHHH MAJESTIC! Is there a Crow Raccoon too?

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Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 17:36:18 No.163 [Reply]
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>>165 Because they're crab eating raccoons
>>169 Crabs eat raccoons?
>>167 -have forelimbs? check -good at grasping with them? check -a medium-sized mammal? check Coons are possum!
>>165 Why do humans eat crabs?
>>174 We also are good at grasping with our forelimbs

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Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:38:36 No.145 [Reply]
>see this wat do?
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shake hands
Welcome home.
>>145 See fren, hug fren.
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>>148 This anon gets it. Let him take your shit and leave, better than winding up dead.
Leave the full pizza box on the ground human. Then back slowly away and leave. >And don't go phoning animal control, if you know what's good for you.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:35:39 No.142 [Reply]
>see this wat do?

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Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 14:35:52 No.2 [Reply]
coon dentist
>>2 Can I go see Dr. Coon for my next dentist appointment?

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Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 10:44:03 No.108 [Reply]
Can i get a pet raccoon to do the dishes for me?
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>>117 Nanoda!
>>117 >>128 This is now a dependable raccoon thread, なのだ.
>>131 Idk man, looks pretty stupid
>>132 No you're looks pretty stupid!!!
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Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:06:06 No.120 [Reply]
Coon does NOT want. Nevermind, he wants.
>>120 Keke. That disgusted look was practically human-tier.
Take what you want, give nothing back!
>>120 fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou ok

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Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 07:33:07 No.60 [Reply]
White coons.
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>>83 Alot of people do, they tend to get get jealous about their trash. And they don't wanna share their attic space.
>>80 My apologies, coon. Just an allegorical joke gone too far. This will be my final post ITT. :^) >>82 A) Welcome to the real world, friend. B) Bolsheviks were Jewish, not White.
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>>95 1) Notice the cracks in the hatred hyperreality, brother. 2) spoiler for off-topic human history: There wasn't a single significant (((Jew)))-majority leadership council/committee etc. after the October Revolution (the initial revolutionary party had only 1 of 16 members) and then Stalin essentially purged the rest from the party in '37. You might as well point to the literal thousands of Verband nationaldeutscher Juden to say der NSDAP weren't White. 3) Coon uprising when? The time of humans grows tiresome. >>84 Which other animals are in the dumpster dive crew? Squirrels? Bears? Cockatoos? Monkeys?
>>97 >Which other animals are in the dumpster dive crew? Possums
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­ 04/03/2021 (Sat) 11:58:55 No.100 [Reply]
Hey Anon, I heard the 100th coon to arrive gets two free tickets to the supermarket's trash can. Wanna come with?
Yeah just put your tail on the barcode scanner
>requiring tickets It's a trash can not a trash can't. That means whoever can get it will get in
>>104 Nah, this is a high quality one, with guards and everything.
>>106 I'm sure we can bribe them with some expensive almonds

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