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Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:01:15 No.178 [Reply]

Don't forget to close your window before sleeping! You don't want to end up in this situation, do you?

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:12:32 No.179

Thanks, I'll be sure to keep it open now

Anonymous 06/06/2021 (Sun) 22:20:42 No.186

>>178 3 days later, the little guy was picked up safe and sound.

Anonymous 06/23/2021 (Wed) 10:13:32 No.198

Coon infiltration...

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 09:40:08 No.201

Huh, why isn't my webm posting?

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 09:42:16 No.202

>>201 Seems to be a common complaint all across the Anoncafe overboard ATM. I suspect it's something to do with the upgrade to the board software.

Raccoon Crow Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 20:38:15 No.34 [Reply]

Raccoon Crow

Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 23:41:56 No.35

Raccoon crab

Anonymous 03/28/2021 (Sun) 23:59:43 No.38

Raccoon toon

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 11:32:51 No.176

>>34 OHHH MAJESTIC! Is there a Crow Raccoon too?

Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 17:36:18 No.163 [Reply]

Hello

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Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 19:08:21 No.169

>>165 Because they're crab eating raccoons

Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 21:03:07 No.170

>>169 Crabs eat raccoons?

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 00:04:41 No.173

>>167 -have forelimbs? check -good at grasping with them? check -a medium-sized mammal? check Coons are possum!

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 00:30:40 No.174

>>165 Why do humans eat crabs?

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 01:06:01 No.175

>>174 We also are good at grasping with our forelimbs

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:38:36 No.145 [Reply]

>see this wat do?

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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:58:54 No.150

shake hands

Anonymous 04/23/2021 (Fri) 16:54:28 No.155

Welcome home.

Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 03:12:21 No.156

>>145 See fren, hug fren.

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 00:12:34 No.161

>>148 This anon gets it. Let him take your shit and leave, better than winding up dead.

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:18:38 No.162

Leave the full pizza box on the ground human. Then back slowly away and leave. >And don't go phoning animal control, if you know what's good for you.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:35:39 No.142 [Reply]

>see this wat do?

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:36:25 No.143

Yes

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:37:56 No.144

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Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:39:05 No.146

>>145 >>145 >>145 >>145 >>145

Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 14:35:52 No.2 [Reply]

coon dentist

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 11:21:40 No.41

>>2 SHOW ME THE TEETH, YOU MUTT!

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 05:12:20 No.138

>>2 Can I go see Dr. Coon for my next dentist appointment?

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 10:44:03 No.108 [Reply]

Can i get a pet raccoon to do the dishes for me?

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Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 19:44:25 No.128

>>117 Nanoda!

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:24:55 No.131

>>117 >>128 This is now a dependable raccoon thread, なのだ.

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:31:36 No.132

>>131 Idk man, looks pretty stupid

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:43:10 No.133

>>132 No you're looks pretty stupid!!!

Anonymous 04/11/2021 (Sun) 16:47:16 No.137

>>111 >>117 >>128 >>131 >>133

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:06:06 No.120 [Reply]

Coon does NOT want. Nevermind, he wants.

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:24:39 No.121

>>120 Keke. That disgusted look was practically human-tier.

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 14:12:01 No.123

Take what you want, give nothing back!

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:45:36 No.134

>>120 fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou ok

Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 07:33:07 No.60 [Reply]

White coons.

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Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 20:47:18 No.84

>>83 Alot of people do, they tend to get get jealous about their trash. And they don't wanna share their attic space.

Anonymous 04/03/2021 (Sat) 03:15:28 No.95

>>80 My apologies, coon. Just an allegorical joke gone too far. This will be my final post ITT. :^) >>82 A) Welcome to the real world, friend. B) Bolsheviks were Jewish, not White.

Anonymous 04/03/2021 (Sat) 11:47:25 No.97

>>95 1) Notice the cracks in the hatred hyperreality, brother. 2) spoiler for off-topic human history: There wasn't a single significant (((Jew)))-majority leadership council/committee etc. after the October Revolution (the initial revolutionary party had only 1 of 16 members) and then Stalin essentially purged the rest from the party in '37. You might as well point to the literal thousands of Verband nationaldeutscher Juden to say der NSDAP weren't White. 3) Coon uprising when? The time of humans grows tiresome. >>84 Which other animals are in the dumpster dive crew? Squirrels? Bears? Cockatoos? Monkeys?

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:16:32 No.119

>>97 >Which other animals are in the dumpster dive crew? Possums

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 19:51:24 No.129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThdpumDJuSU Blond raccoons!

04/03/2021 (Sat) 11:58:55 No.100 [Reply]

Hey Anon, I heard the 100th coon to arrive gets two free tickets to the supermarket's trash can. Wanna come with?

Anonymous 04/03/2021 (Sat) 12:31:43 No.102

Yeah just put your tail on the barcode scanner

Anonymous 04/03/2021 (Sat) 14:45:07 No.104

>requiring tickets It's a trash can not a trash can't. That means whoever can get it will get in

Anonymous 04/04/2021 (Sun) 01:29:18 No.106

>>104 Nah, this is a high quality one, with guards and everything.

Anonymous 04/04/2021 (Sun) 17:57:10 No.107

>>106 I'm sure we can bribe them with some expensive almonds