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Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 07:54:23 No.227 [Reply]

I was at the zoo and saw the raccoons.

Anonymous 10/03/2021 (Sun) 15:51:12 No.235

That's nice! Maybe I should do the same, but zoos make me depressed...

Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 22:59:19 No.85 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0Aa0-3A3c Why are raccoons so stupid all of the time?

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Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 20:26:01 No.130

>>122 Yeah they fit into everything, and then don't fit out again.

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 09:09:46 No.200

Yeah that's all pretty stupid. Hey why don't we just not do anything?

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 09:54:44 No.203

>>200 >digits That is one fat-assed, lazy looking coon Anon. I bet he collect welfare all day too! :D

Anonymous 09/12/2021 (Sun) 20:07:43 No.223

Just because you don't understand them does not mean they are dumb. Maybe they know better and you are the dumb one.

Anonymous 09/12/2021 (Sun) 20:18:48 No.224

>>223 No, they're definitely dumb.

Anonymous 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:38:44 No.220 [Reply]

New raccoon arrived

Anonymous 09/12/2021 (Sun) 15:53:54 No.221

>>220 >ywn order a dozen fresh coon overnight from the Globohomo feels bad /pro/

Anonymous 09/12/2021 (Sun) 16:08:43 No.222

Where do I order coons? Anyone got the number?

Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 10:19:02 No.187 [Reply]

"I drink milk, milk I drink"

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Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 16:34:13 No.193

Oh yes milky coons

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 17:51:01 No.194

What kind of milk can raccoons drink? Cow, goat, soy? Will it make their tummy upset?

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 17:53:52 No.195

>>194 They can drink raccoon milk

Anonymous 09/06/2021 (Mon) 16:41:53 No.215

Anonymous 09/08/2021 (Wed) 03:24:10 No.216

>>187 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY8bSRw9oIE

Rocket City Trash Pandas Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 15:25:28 No.177 [Reply]

A thread for the best Minor League baseball team in America?

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:14:27 No.180

>>177 Make an /icup/ team already, Coons The Otters are tired of being the only animal team

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:18:22 No.181

>>180 Rate my team badge design

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:29:42 No.182

>>180 We'll do it if we are invited

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 18:51:58 No.213

>>180 Got some ideas for /pro/ team, plsr8 Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QZCU9rTiw Goal horn: https://soundcloud.com/user-869824262/homeless-man-brings-dead-raccoon-into-a-mcdonalds Starters: Grabby Hands Round coon a night out with the boys Angry coon *rubs hands* Rabies Superspreader That’s a weird looking dog Where is my candy? Trash Panda Coon is our word Constable Raccoon

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Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:01:15 No.178 [Reply]

Don't forget to close your window before sleeping! You don't want to end up in this situation, do you?

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:12:32 No.179

Thanks, I'll be sure to keep it open now

Anonymous 06/06/2021 (Sun) 22:20:42 No.186

>>178 3 days later, the little guy was picked up safe and sound.

Anonymous 06/23/2021 (Wed) 10:13:32 No.198

Coon infiltration...

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 09:40:08 No.201

Huh, why isn't my webm posting?

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 09:42:16 No.202

>>201 Seems to be a common complaint all across the Anoncafe overboard ATM. I suspect it's something to do with the upgrade to the board software.

Raccoon Crow Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 20:38:15 No.34 [Reply]

Raccoon Crow

Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 23:41:56 No.35

Raccoon crab

Anonymous 03/28/2021 (Sun) 23:59:43 No.38

Raccoon toon

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 11:32:51 No.176

>>34 OHHH MAJESTIC! Is there a Crow Raccoon too?

Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 17:36:18 No.163 [Reply]

Hello

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Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 19:08:21 No.169

>>165 Because they're crab eating raccoons

Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 21:03:07 No.170

>>169 Crabs eat raccoons?

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 00:04:41 No.173

>>167 -have forelimbs? check -good at grasping with them? check -a medium-sized mammal? check Coons are possum!

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 00:30:40 No.174

>>165 Why do humans eat crabs?

Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 01:06:01 No.175

>>174 We also are good at grasping with our forelimbs

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:38:36 No.145 [Reply]

>see this wat do?

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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:58:54 No.150

shake hands

Anonymous 04/23/2021 (Fri) 16:54:28 No.155

Welcome home.

Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 03:12:21 No.156

>>145 See fren, hug fren.

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 00:12:34 No.161

>>148 This anon gets it. Let him take your shit and leave, better than winding up dead.

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:18:38 No.162

Leave the full pizza box on the ground human. Then back slowly away and leave. >And don't go phoning animal control, if you know what's good for you.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:35:39 No.142 [Reply]

>see this wat do?

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:36:25 No.143

Yes

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:37:56 No.144

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Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:39:05 No.146

>>145 >>145 >>145 >>145 >>145