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Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 07:54:23 No.227 [Reply]
I was at the zoo and saw the raccoons.
That's nice! Maybe I should do the same, but zoos make me depressed...

Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 22:59:19 No.85 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0Aa0-3A3c Why are raccoons so stupid all of the time?
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>>122 Yeah they fit into everything, and then don't fit out again.
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Yeah that's all pretty stupid. Hey why don't we just not do anything?
>>200 >digits That is one fat-assed, lazy looking coon Anon. I bet he collect welfare all day too! :D
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Just because you don't understand them does not mean they are dumb. Maybe they know better and you are the dumb one.
>>223 No, they're definitely dumb.

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Anonymous 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:38:44 No.220 [Reply]
New raccoon arrived
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>>220 >ywn order a dozen fresh coon overnight from the Globohomo feels bad /pro/
Where do I order coons? Anyone got the number?

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Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 10:19:02 No.187 [Reply]
"I drink milk, milk I drink"
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Oh yes milky coons
What kind of milk can raccoons drink? Cow, goat, soy? Will it make their tummy upset?
>>194 They can drink raccoon milk

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Rocket City Trash Pandas Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 15:25:28 No.177 [Reply]
A thread for the best Minor League baseball team in America?
>>177 Make an /icup/ team already, Coons The Otters are tired of being the only animal team
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>>180 Rate my team badge design
>>180 We'll do it if we are invited
>>180 Got some ideas for /pro/ team, plsr8 Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QZCU9rTiw Goal horn: https://soundcloud.com/user-869824262/homeless-man-brings-dead-raccoon-into-a-mcdonalds Starters: Grabby Hands Round coon a night out with the boys Angry coon *rubs hands* Rabies Superspreader That’s a weird looking dog Where is my candy? Trash Panda Coon is our word Constable Raccoon

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Anonymous 05/14/2021 (Fri) 16:01:15 No.178 [Reply]
Don't forget to close your window before sleeping! You don't want to end up in this situation, do you?
Thanks, I'll be sure to keep it open now
>>178 3 days later, the little guy was picked up safe and sound.
Coon infiltration...
Huh, why isn't my webm posting?
>>201 Seems to be a common complaint all across the Anoncafe overboard ATM. I suspect it's something to do with the upgrade to the board software.

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Raccoon Crow Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 20:38:15 No.34 [Reply]
Raccoon Crow
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Raccoon crab
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Raccoon toon
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>>34 OHHH MAJESTIC! Is there a Crow Raccoon too?

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Anonymous 05/13/2021 (Thu) 17:36:18 No.163 [Reply]
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>>165 Because they're crab eating raccoons
>>169 Crabs eat raccoons?
>>167 -have forelimbs? check -good at grasping with them? check -a medium-sized mammal? check Coons are possum!
>>165 Why do humans eat crabs?
>>174 We also are good at grasping with our forelimbs

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Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:38:36 No.145 [Reply]
>see this wat do?
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shake hands
Welcome home.
>>145 See fren, hug fren.
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>>148 This anon gets it. Let him take your shit and leave, better than winding up dead.
Leave the full pizza box on the ground human. Then back slowly away and leave. >And don't go phoning animal control, if you know what's good for you.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:35:39 No.142 [Reply]
>see this wat do?

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