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Anonymous 02/14/2022 (Mon) 11:52:50 No.334 [Reply]
Raccoon the black and raccoon the white
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And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
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And Benito Mussolini and the blue meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie
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Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
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Can I have some pretty quiet raccoon?

olingo Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 12:25:54 No.326 [Reply]
This tree bear has a long pretty tail

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Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 11:19:09 No.25 [Reply]
>already top 2 board The fate of anon.cafe.
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Hello racoons.
>>25 I watched this video recently, it is so cute how they sit and turn their heads upwards while chewing!
>>160 HI!
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I tried to draw one, but my hands can't stop shaking :(
>>323 Wow, I didn't know you felt so strongly about raccoons anon

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Anonymous 07/01/2021 (Thu) 18:23:33 No.204 [Reply]
coon & the wowter
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>>226 Don't be sad, 'coon posting is a rare art.
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>>226 And that's okay!
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>>205 That's what I thought it was at first.

Chinese Raccoons Anonymous 12/06/2021 (Mon) 14:42:42 No.292 [Reply]
These count as raccoons right? I mean they're basically the same thing.
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>>293 We could make a big board called /a/ - Arctoidae and merge this board into it That combined with /v/ - Viverridae and we'll have a nice selection of boards on this cafe
>>294 And /b/ - Bunnies of couirse
>>293 Well they're at least closer than Tanuki, which are just dogs pretending to be raccoons.
>>296 >>292 Sorry fella, you've simply got the wrong genes. You may look similar, but you're gonna dilute our procyonid DNA if we let you in.
>>294 You could also have a board for allsmall animals. Or just make a general animal board already.

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Anonymous 03/26/2021 (Fri) 13:35:09 No.3 [Reply]
wagie coon
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Artist coon
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>>65 Oh yes, and he even ate them all so we didn't have to. Truly a nice coon.
>>183 Artist, manager, dishwasher... What other careers are open to coons?

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Anonymous 10/28/2021 (Thu) 18:13:52 No.247 [Reply]
Slide thread
Wish this was animated...
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>>262 avalanche

Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 07:54:23 No.227 [Reply]
I was at the zoo and saw the raccoons.
That's nice! Maybe I should do the same, but zoos make me depressed...

Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 22:59:19 No.85 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0Aa0-3A3c Why are raccoons so stupid all of the time?
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>>122 Yeah they fit into everything, and then don't fit out again.
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Yeah that's all pretty stupid. Hey why don't we just not do anything?
>>200 >digits That is one fat-assed, lazy looking coon Anon. I bet he collect welfare all day too! :D
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Just because you don't understand them does not mean they are dumb. Maybe they know better and you are the dumb one.
>>223 No, they're definitely dumb.

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Anonymous 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:38:44 No.220 [Reply]
New raccoon arrived
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>>220 >ywn order a dozen fresh coon overnight from the Globohomo feels bad /pro/
Where do I order coons? Anyone got the number?

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