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Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 14:33:37 No.1 [Reply]
Hello and welcome to coons.
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>>746 It's the mask I think, plus those adorable boop-able noses.
>>777 it is also the ears and overall body shape
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/monarchy/ would like to request from /pro/ A jewel to put on our crown jewels. Any coon poster is welcome to present a jewel. w/ a name and a pic (if you want). These imaginary jewels will be compiled into a drawing of our crown jewels. Examples: </hispol/ >Understood. I gift to you, the "Great Lemon" jewel discovered in Baja California, México. Is in the St Edward's Crown. </b/ >On behalf of /b/ we offer for a jewel... >Fire.
>>788 Did you guys ever finish your crown jewels?

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The European Badger Embassy Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:26:23 No.348 [Reply]
I am glad to welcome our American friends. We have fettuccine, quiches, potato pancakes and hot cocoa. Yes, we borrowed the potato and the cocoa from you. We thought you didn't need it.
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>>855 The nomming will soon commence. Repeat. The nomming will soon commence.
>>847 bonis :DDD :D
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I guess they didn't even notice me. Will just keep pretending I'm a badger and everything should be fine.
>>887 Very crafty Anon. I don't think they'll suspect a thing. Proceed with operation codeword: Integument, repeat Integument. Good luck soldier.
>>888 [code] > Communication 888 verified > Falgicol derivation protocol signed > Integument added to keystore > encypt > ... > done [/code] Badger time begins. I repeat badger time begins. Over

Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 19:45:56 No.805 [Reply]
Raccoon GIFs can be improved my making them faster
>>805 MOAR!
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>>807 Quiknose!
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Cacomistles Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 02:23:26 No.386 [Reply]
What if raccoons were squirrels?
Wow what a cutie!
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>>387 They really are.
>>386 >What if raccoons were squirrels? That'd be NUTS
They are adorable.

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Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 19:28:19 No.506 [Reply]
Would you like raccoon neighbours?
I'd definitely enjoy a day at the pool with raccoons.
Of course! Just don't steal my food please :) I'll give you treats whenever I can
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>>506 as long as they dont play any loud music

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 20:35:54 No.45 [Reply]
How does it feel to hug a raccoon?
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>>780 ACCEPT
>>45 I highly raccoomend it
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It feels magical!
have you ever gone there and done that?

What are raccoons? Anonymous 08/22/2022 (Mon) 16:00:43 No.626 [Reply]
Let's have a thread where we learn about raccoons. I want to know everything that is humanly possible to know about them.
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>>633 How do they decide that? Is there some adaptation that everyone in procyonidae shares but red pandas lack?
>>645 Usually it's just decided by genetics, and it seems to be the case with Auliridae too from what I've read.
>>628 > Although historically believed to wash their food before eating, this habit is a myth and simply the result of raccoons often searching for and handling aquatic food with their dexterous forepaws. What? Is this true?
>>649 They definitely do like to put their food in the water, maybe it's not to wash it but just for fun, or because something compels them

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Anonymous 03/09/2022 (Wed) 09:42:26 No.430 [Reply]
Funny shaped coon
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>>451 >>454 its not that shrimple
>>638 rug
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>>773 pondering my raccoon

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Infinity Cup Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 17:24:13 No.153 [Reply] [Last]
/pro/ is advancing to the knockouts!!! Come be there to cheer on our little guys on the weekend https://cytu.be/r/infinitycup we lost
Edited last time by rocket on 09/10/2022 (Sat) 18:47:14.
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>>760 I just hope everyone comes here and posts some coons. That'd be a win.
>>760 It was easily the HYPEst team in the cup tbh
I'm sad that you guys got eliminated out of the knockouts, but you at least dominated the group matches 5-0 never forget I'll try to start posting more on this board but for now I'll give you this cute picture
>>764 Very cute. At least coons look good while losing.
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Infinity Cup 7 is now complete! Congratulations to /eris/ who joins the ranks of champions as they defeated /japan/ 3-1 in the Final! Stay tuned for the award winners over at our /icup/ board. Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you in the next one!

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Anonymous 10/02/2021 (Sat) 09:01:10 No.232 [Reply]
Remember to washed your 'coons
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>>480 That coon isn't looking where he's going
>>251 Yes, raccoons move automatically If you soap it, it will soap wherever it's going
>>606 Now if there is a way to program their movements...
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