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Raccoon Video Thread Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:53:45 No.149 [Reply]
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>>820 Mesmerizing, I can't take my eyes off it.
>>862 You silly. So I wonder what teh coon was doing there? Did they accidentally his den or something?
>>862 Why is it backwards?

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Raccoon Saloon Anonymous 04/22/2023 (Sat) 12:02:57 No.865 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/@RaccoonSaloon/streams here is a nice raccoon livestream!! it is a bunch of raccoons living in an abandoned house, with many cams of areas in the house. the house has been outfitted with toys and many other things to keep the raccoons happy! they mostly hang out in the living room. sometimes there are no raccoons but they always come back. it is very cute.
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Raccoons in the woodshed again :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4MT9rhYWxI
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>>890 The skunk was back for a minute too.
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big boi in the living room https://youtube.com/watch?v=zsl91oSFTkY
>>892 lol what is this place? looks like it's decorated. :)
the floor cam got moved to the woodshed there’s lots of raccoons in the woodshed lately, sometimes the living room too :)

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The European Badger Embassy Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:26:23 No.348 [Reply]
I am glad to welcome our American friends. We have fettuccine, quiches, potato pancakes and hot cocoa. Yes, we borrowed the potato and the cocoa from you. We thought you didn't need it.
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>>855 The nomming will soon commence. Repeat. The nomming will soon commence.
>>847 bonis :DDD :D
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I guess they didn't even notice me. Will just keep pretending I'm a badger and everything should be fine.
>>887 Very crafty Anon. I don't think they'll suspect a thing. Proceed with operation codeword: Integument, repeat Integument. Good luck soldier.
>>888 [code] > Communication 888 verified > Falgicol derivation protocol signed > Integument added to keystore > encypt > ... > done [/code] Badger time begins. I repeat badger time begins. Over

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Anonymous 09/29/2021 (Wed) 18:25:13 No.229 [Reply] [Last]
ATTENTION >>>/meta/15174 The anon.cafe administration has ordered YOU to enjoy raccoons. Do it now.
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Is is now being revealed through the media that it was you raccoons that instigated the spread of COVID19. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>>864 The media doesn't even know the difference between raccoons and chinese tanuki. They probably think raccons are a kind of bat too.
>>875 Yeah lots of people don't even know raccoon and tanuki are different. Tanuki are more related to seals than raccoons.
>>876 Not seals. Tanuki are in the dog/fox branch of the caniform carnivorans.
>>877 Sorry, meant raccoons are more related to seals than tanukis.

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Anonymous 01/18/2022 (Tue) 23:41:15 No.321 [Reply]
Good night
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I had a dream of a giant raccoon massacring people with a light saber in a super market.
>>822 This is raccoon heresy.
tree comfee
>>845 NGL, bretty comfy coon house tbh.

Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 19:45:56 No.805 [Reply]
Raccoon GIFs can be improved my making them faster
>>805 MOAR!
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>>807 Quiknose!
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Cacomistles Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 02:23:26 No.386 [Reply]
What if raccoons were squirrels?
Wow what a cutie!
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>>387 They really are.
>>386 >What if raccoons were squirrels? That'd be NUTS
They are adorable.

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Anonymous 06/17/2022 (Fri) 19:28:19 No.506 [Reply]
Would you like raccoon neighbours?
I'd definitely enjoy a day at the pool with raccoons.
Of course! Just don't steal my food please :) I'll give you treats whenever I can
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>>506 as long as they dont play any loud music

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 20:35:54 No.45 [Reply]
How does it feel to hug a raccoon?
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>>780 ACCEPT
>>45 I highly raccoomend it
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It feels magical!
have you ever gone there and done that?

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Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 14:33:37 No.1 [Reply]
Hello and welcome to coons.
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Why are coons so cute and adorable?
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>>746 It's the mask I think, plus those adorable boop-able noses.
>>777 it is also the ears and overall body shape
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/monarchy/ would like to request from /pro/ A jewel to put on our crown jewels. Any coon poster is welcome to present a jewel. w/ a name and a pic (if you want). These imaginary jewels will be compiled into a drawing of our crown jewels. Examples: </hispol/ >Understood. I gift to you, the "Great Lemon" jewel discovered in Baja California, México. Is in the St Edward's Crown. </b/ >On behalf of /b/ we offer for a jewel... >Fire.

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