>>1569 What do you need cheering up for anon?

>>1571 My girlfriend left me. We'd been together since high school, coming up on 7 years. I was planning to propose to her, but she just up and left me. I don't know what went wrong, I don't know why she couldn't at least tell me why, but she just texted me that it was over. I came home expecting to at least talk with her about it and she had already moved out. I miss her so much.

>>1572 What a bitch, consider if you did nothing wrong you lucked out instead of being divorce raped. That's like 10 times more painful.

>>1573 That's true, it is good to look on the bright side. Still fucking hurts though.

>>1572 Normalshit getting what he deserved.

>>1572 7 years and you didn't get married? That's almost the lifespan of a wild river otter. Otters mate for life, btw. A male and female only have to meet and mate once and they're together 4ever.

>>1572 >>1577 Yep, if you were an otter this would not have happened. Be a little more otter next time, ok?

>>1572 >coming up on 7 years It's known as the "seven year itch" for a reason, Anon. >she just texted me that it was over >she had already moved out These are not the actions of a woman you want to be married to. You dodged a bullet. Still, seven years. Be strong, and under NO circumstances allow her back, sleep with her again, or anything else. >>1577 >7 years and you didn't get married? Consider that if Anon had married her, she'd still have left, except she would have carefully laid groundwork out of his sight to divorce-rape him, just as she laid groundwork to coldly move out of his life once his usefulness had been exhausted. >A male and female only have to meet and mate once and they're together 4ever. An otter male requires an otter female.

>>1579 >his usefulness had been exhausted I don't believe what you are saying about Anon. >An otter male requires an otter female. Where does an otter male find an otter female?

>>1577 Well, I had been hoping to get married reasonably soon, though that obviously isn't happening anytime soon. >>1578 I guess I'll try to work on it. Maybe if I just ate some more raw fish. >>1579 >"seven year itch" I had always thought that was a myth, but I suppose I was wrong. > You dodged a bullet I did, but it's still tough. Best to think on the bright side though. > Be strong, and under NO circumstances allow her back, sleep with her again, or anything else. I'm gonna try, believe you me.

>>1580 >Where does an otter male find an otter female? The otter female gettin' place

>>1569 Hey op, are you doing okay?

>>1577 We've got a lot to learn from otters.

>>1576 Otter friends all deserve the best.

>>1603 >that_filename.exe

>>1603 Yeah, I'm alright. It'd be a lie to say that I'm doing well, but I'm okay.

>>1616 That's good anon, remember you can't rely on women but you can always rely on otters.

>>1617 Hard times create otters. Otters create good times.

>>1664 It's okay to hide in the grass for a while before going back underwater.

>>1688 simple, yet profoundly elegant. :^)