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/otter/ thread #0 Anonymous 04/07/2020 (Tue) 12:08:10 No.975
So I've noticed that since otters are already a very niche topic, most of the threads on this board are specific to a degree that very few people will participate in them, making /otter/'s activity suffer. There are few threads with more than a handful of replies on here. A solution to this could be to make a general thread, i. e. to throw everything into one b᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎ig conti᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎nuous thread where everything otter-related can be discussed. So let's try that out. Please direct your otterposting into this thread from now on.᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎
NatSotter reporting in
>>1482 WTF I LOVE OTTERS NOW Oh wait I already did :^)
>>1482 Otters are a love symbol.
Do you ever get tired of otters?
>>1485 >Things that are impossible >The list
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>>1477 Great idea my fellow otter. While we're at it let's gather some wood and build a nice big dam, like we otters always do.
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hello otter friends. new here
>>1490 welcome brotter, how did you find this place?
>>1485 Otters never won't cheer me up.
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How do we get more posters otterbros?
>>1490 Did you come for the Nat-Sotters? >>1493 Quality over quantity tbh fam.
>>1494 why can't we have both
>>1495 B/c raisins. These two words might help you out: >His >story OK, that's 3 words. Or maybe one but you get the picture.
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>>1496 i don't get it
What does /otter/ think about giant otters?
>>1498 Impressive, to say the least. (But then that pretty much goes for all otters though, doesn't it?)
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>>1498 I love that big boy.
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>>1491 webring >>1494 no
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I am become otter, the destroyer of crabs.
>>1501 That's amazing. Looks like an efx shot from a fantasy film.
>>1503 I get it anon, sometimes otters look like they aren't even real.
>>1504 The good news is that they are
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Otters know to care for their own.
Had a dream about flying otters, what does it mean?
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The Tamar Otter and Wildlife Centre is shutting down due to Covid. I've never been myself but it was supposedly a nice place full of otters.
>>1401 *runs back up* *does it again* *and again*
>>1493 buying ads. it's an option, isnt it?
>>1482 >otter >far right hate symbol Please no. Can't you do this with literally anything else?
>>1329 They do need to get all of that energy somewhere.
>>1520 What's going to happen to the otters, do you know?
>>1523 Shouldn't that question be directed at the staff of The Guardian? They seem to be the ones making the claim.
>>1526 No it isn't, look again.
>>995 I didn't know otters knew the Rikki Tikki Tavi dance?
>>1426 How would you juice an otter?
>>1540 By hugging it really tight
>>1541 But wouldn't that hurt the otter?
>>1542 Well how do you think otter juice is made anon?
>>1544 I don't know. I don't want to hurt any otters, but I also want to imbibe in their substance. :(
>>1547 Try asking them nicely. Maybe they'll let you in on their secrets.
>>1549 I don't speak otter though. How can I ask them?
>>1551 Otter is pretty easy to learn though, it's only got like a dozen words (depending on the local dialect of course). The problem is getting them to listen to you.
>>1563 Can I get an otter to teach me? And how would I get them to listen to me?
>>1564 You need to put on a good performance. Otters are always curious, but they get bored very quickly. Maybe show them your juggling skills and they will accept you
Asian short clawed otters are so small and pudgy. Compare that to Eurasian otters with their muscular, well-proportioned bodies. Maybe it's because the Asians mostly live on foraged food.
>>1565 Now I need to learn how to juggle so that I can be accepted by the otters. Thank you for your wisdom, he who is so wise in the ways of otters.
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Why are otters called otters?
>>1588 Because they ott.
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>>1588 Because that's obviously what they otter be called, Hitler.

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