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Thread 2: Anons have potato computers Peacefag 05/02/2020 (Sat) 23:34:04 No.11566 [Reply] [Last]
New thread for anons with potato computers! Good evening, everyone! How's it going? Is everyone having a comfy Saturday so far? We'll be having a radio stream so feel free to drop on by and get comfy. We'll be starting with some meme magic, officially kick off the stream with Protomen Act 1, work our way into some dadrock and r/a/dio classics, throw in some Eurobeat (no taimroll since anons outside of /a/ & /animu/ won't get it and will get their buttmankos in a knot), go into depression block for a bit before ending the night on a lighter note. Feel free to drop on in throughout the day, ask for help, or just talk shit with fellow webring members. We'll be going (officially) for 10 hours, but knowing how these things go it will probably be closer to 12/13. For those unfamiliar with radio streams, you can request songs, but not in bulk and not block requests. The streamer reserves the right to deny a /r/equest. Just include an "/r/" with your /r/equest. I forget if anon.cafe allows mp3 uploads, so if not, pop it into mixtape.moe and send a link my way (or be forever butthurt when I get a jewtube rip in 128kbps because that's all my internet can handle while streaming). Stream can be found here: http://radio.anon.cafe:8000/stream.m3u In the event of total catastrophic meltdown of the servers, let's plan on making a thread on julay's /meta/ thread without asking, and I'll make a shitty 128kbps stream on caster.fm/post the details in the new OP (note that caster.fm does not hide your IP from the streamer, so never bareback an imageboard. I don't see your IP from icecast though). Make sure to thank anon.cafe's owner, he's really putting his neck out for us tonight and I'm very thankful for that. In any case, let's have a fun evening. Grab your dakimakura if you're a fellow weeb, brew some coffee or green tea, grab some booze, and settle in for some fun times if this is your first "R/a/dio" experience. I've been given temporary global vol status to remove CP or similar spam during the stream. I would rather not use it so I'd ask any bad actors to just enjoy the stream and let it rest for the evening. Radio is supposed to be a comfy place and I think you'll find comfort listening in as well. /r/s are currently on a "soft" stop due to volume and have been for about an hour now. The purpose of this stream is twofold:

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GAS GAS GAS
>>12329 >You found me out anon, I samefag'd this entire thread all by myself! I have to admit That I'm pretty great at this.
>>12334 FINAL THREAD No more threads after that one. This is only so people with potato computers can still load the old threads. This thread will be locked shortly.
>>12329 I am the sheemfag an gannon.
>>12329 Wrong. I'm the real samefag. You and everyone else here is a tulpa.

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Webring Deportment Radio! Peacefag 05/02/2020 (Sat) 19:01:46 No.10798 [Reply] [Last]
Good afternoon, everyone! How's it going? Is everyone having a comfy Saturday so far? We'll be having a radio stream so feel free to drop on by and get comfy. We'll be starting with some meme magic, officially kick off the stream with Protomen Act 1, work our way into some dadrock and r/a/dio classics, throw in some Eurobeat (no taimroll since anons outside of /a/ & /animu/ won't get it and will get their buttmankos in a knot), go into depression block for a bit before ending the night on a lighter note. Feel free to drop on in throughout the day, ask for help, or just talk shit with fellow webring members. We'll be going (officially) for 10 hours, but knowing how these things go it will probably be closer to 12/13. For those unfamiliar with radio streams, you can request songs, but not in bulk and not block requests. The streamer reserves the right to deny a /r/equest. Just include an "/r/" with your /r/equest. I forget if anon.cafe allows mp3 uploads, so if not, pop it into mixtape.moe and send a link my way (or be forever butthurt when I get a jewtube rip in 128kbps because that's all my internet can handle while streaming). Stream can be found here: http://radio.anon.cafe:8000/stream.m3u In the event of total catastrophic meltdown of the servers, let's plan on making a thread on julay's /meta/ thread without asking, and I'll make a shitty 128kbps stream on caster.fm/post the details in the new OP (note that caster.fm does not hide your IP from the streamer, so never bareback an imageboard. I don't see your IP from icecast though). Make sure to thank anon.cafe's owner, he's really putting his neck out for us tonight and I'm very thankful for that. In any case, let's have a fun evening. Grab your dakimakura if you're a fellow weeb, brew some coffee or green tea, grab some booze, and settle in for some fun times if this is your first "R/a/dio" experience. I've been given temporary global vol status to remove CP or similar spam during the stream. I would rather not use it so I'd ask any bad actors to just enjoy the stream and let it rest for the evening. Radio is supposed to be a comfy place and I think you'll find comfort listening in as well.
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>>11619 Can it be reached via IP? It seems to work but only on certain DNS servers,.
>>11620 i was gonna try its .onion address but i don't have it saved anywhere. maybe its ip address changed for some reason and we just gotta wait a couple minutes for all the dns servers to reflect the new ip or something
Robi here. The domain transfer just got completed for the julay.world domain. DNS will take time to propagate. Do not panic.
>>11644 Post this in the new thread. >>11566
>>11644 Will you delete /v/ so nobody makes the mistake of going on your website again? That is, if you're going the censorship route. Might as well go the whole hog, know what I mean?

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Deportment Radio Stream Anonymous 05/01/2020 (Fri) 02:28:57 No.10706 [Reply]
There will be a music stream being held at a currently undisclosed location Saturday from about 12PM to 10PM GMT-7 on a webring member's board. The topic during the stream will be on Julay's recent announcement and how to move forward, advice for people starting their own branch on the webring, etc. I will disclose the board it will be held on tomorrow around 6-7PM GMT-7 so as to prevent any preemptive attacks against said webring member.
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Yosh~ Thread is up! >>10798 Time to get comfy.
>>10796 "Be logical, not an emotional bitch" not "Don't do anything" you illiterate tard.
>>10796 I like you just the way you are Anon.
>>10800 Thanks!
Wasn't that thing supposed to start at 16:00 UTC?

Bunker /r9k/ Anonymous 03/03/2020 (Tue) 19:53:31 No.10475 [Reply]
All robots welcome to come by, fatpeople.lol/r9k/. Qnigger and dolphin-nigger not welcome, obviously.
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>>10533 I think he should post his face. I'm sure he's very handsome.
>>10534 Bet he’s ugly. Will never post face for that reason.
Since that's gone too what now.
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Why the fuck was https://anon.cafe/r9k/ DELETED? Anonymous 03/03/2020 (Tue) 13:44:00 No.10470 [Reply]
https://anon.cafe/r9k/catalog.html "Board not found" several very good threads, and the entire board don't exist anymore. What the fuck. I think the shills deleted it because I told the truth too hard. thread archive: https://archive.fo/dE3dV
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>>10501 They’re not trying to convince you it’s fake so much as that you’re unwelcome. Even if it’s true you’re still unwelcome because you’re bulling into somewhere shedding Qisms like they’re coronavirus. If anything you’re doing a good job of making sure people won’t look further into Q because of how annoyed they become with it. Perhaps therefore you are the anti-Q shill who is working to discredit the movement.
>>10501 >You could ignore it and it would just go away Is that a promise? If we ignore you will you go away?
>>10501 Before cafe/r9k/ was deleted, you never answered my question of whether you're a virgin or not. You avoided answering multiple times, which is proof that you never belonged there. Q is almost as fake and gay as you. Take your own life, nigger.
Man and I, an uneducated man, wanted to see what his responces were to me explaining the basic metaphor that was communion.
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Anonymous 04/18/2020 (Sat) 18:43:02 No.10558 [Reply]
We need some more traffic around here, that's for sure.
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>>10558 May I say, some of the IBs that julay is referencing aren't referenced here also, places like fatpeople.lol Maybe we should ask to be plugged there as well?
>>10566 Fatchan is showing us, but we're not showing them.
Maybe we should start our own Attention-Hungry Games? Julay.world lets anon.cafe boards join theirs, so if we did the same and let julay.world and smuglo.li boards join ours then it'd be a nice piece of webring camaraderie. >>10567 I see them in the board list.
>>10580 We could, especially since Julay's games seem to be in a sorry state right now.
>>10580 I think the appeal for promoting boards on here is lost in the face of the few anons we have.

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anon.cafe is blocked by schools Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 15:07:05 No.561 [Reply]
Seems like schools are catching up with the webring. It's giving me 302 redirects to local blocked pages. I have to use a proxy to post since they hate anons like us.
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>>563
Doesn't make much of a difference tbh.
>>561
At school I was Big Fucking Hackerman installing Tor Browser into my user files and blocking the admins from my folder so they couldn't delete it. I used it to get around their website bans so I could go to homestarrunner.com and play Stinkoman 20X6. They called my mom after seeing me play Battletoads on the school PC 'cuz they couldn't figure out how to delete my emulator collection. Good times.

>>563
>In my country, it's the same way as writing college.
Yeah, yeah. I've been 18 years or older on the internet for my entire life. Do your homework THEN play Bloons TD.
anon.cafe can't help your problem. Complain to your school board
>>565
>blocking the admins from my folder
How'd you do that?
>>566
Open cmd.exe
Write "hack.exe" and press enter
Bam you are in
>>10411 My computer doesn't have a ``cmd.exe''---I'm not acquainted with that filetype. Is it an extended text format?

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Problems in Chile Anonymous 12/15/2019 (Sun) 02:10:56 No.267 [Reply]
So I have a friend who lives in Chile, and when he tried visiting here a couple of days ago, it said that it didn't exist, gave the typical "can't find this site" jargon and all that. Thing is, when I checked (I'm from the US), I could load it just fine.
So the question is, do you guys use CloudFlare or some load-balancing/anti-DDOS service, do you run on a single IP, and do you know if you've been censored in any countries?
Thanks
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>>268
>IRL
Imagine being this much of a plebian
>>267
If we have been censored in certain countries we don't know about it. Your friend might want to try using an alternative DNS server from a different country.
>>270
As far as I know, using 1.1.1.1 solved it, so I'm figuring it might be a DNS block, possibly from the gov't, although I don't know why.
>>289
probably using some kind of third-world DNS in chile
dsf sfsd fsdf

Robi 01/18/2020 (Sat) 08:58:02 No.527 [Reply]
Admin, please add these patterns to your blacklist.txt and clear your spider_cache.txt, and restart Lynxchan:
oceanchan.xyz
fatchinks.is
redditchan.org
pastebin.com
I fucked up and added the dolphin sperg to the webring. You can clear the entries with this method.
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I had thought we could have nice things, but we can't.
>>538
>>539
Already done. By the way, since you're here: Thank you for your work under alogware. We appreciate it a great deal. It's been very helpful to be able to tag along on your work instead of having to do everything ourselves. You're a fucking faggot for being tricked by the dolphin autist but we're not going to hold that against you.
>>541
Thank you.
>>542
>>541
BTW, I still see pastebin.com entries in your webring.json so you might need to clear spider_cache.txt + restart Lynxchan to get rid of them once and for all.
>>543
It's been done and our webring version has been updated.

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Anonymous 01/16/2020 (Thu) 16:08:31 No.502 [Reply]
Fix downtimes pls.
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hmmmm this board didn't exist three hours ago but now it's populated with 5000 posts and it's being shilled right here
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>>525
http://archive.li/Rc6ux
Future posts from this inconspicuous website
>>525
>>526
Luckily our non-enhanced boards page did not bump his boards to the top, so the chance of anyone hitting his pages from ours was very low. Now that Robi has also moved, we're blacklisting.

Thank you for reporting this so quickly, Anon. I'm sorry that we would have appeared to ignore you. Sharp-eyed anons like you make things safer for all of us, so please do not be discouraged.
>>532
I fucking hate you.
>>533
I love you. I hope you can find the help you need to stop lashing out like this.

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