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Animals you hate Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:41:42 No.553
What animals do you absolutely detest? That you wish were exterminated? For me its dolphins.
>>553 I heard bad stories about some anon called dolphin poster.
None, non-human animals, even the sentient ones, lack the society to enable grand acts of evil. Some species may engage in aggressive or sadistic behavior circumstantially but generally brutality in the animal world has a reason behind it and predators don't take more than they need. Humans are the other hand... fuck most post-industrial humans.
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>>553 eeeeee eeeeee eeeeee eeeeeeee
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Scatter lads, I think he's on to us
>>553 Mosquitoes, flies, ticks, leeches, gnats, feral cats, wild rats, and so on. I wouldn't actually want them wiped out due to the ecological issues it would potentially cause. other than feral cats, that is. They wreak havoc on the environment and should be killed on sight.
pitbulls, bulldogs and all miniature dog breeds.
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Hate is a strong word. I do believe Pandas are a genetic dead-end and deserve extinction though.
>>558 Reminder that otters rape baby seals to death and then proceed to continue to fuck the dead corpse. >A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.
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>>836 kek reminds me of this.
>>564 I should clarify this and just mention that I dislike cats. There's only one cat I've ever encountered that I recall fondly, and I dislike their selfish personalities. But what I really hate is the huge cult around them. I guess that's what I mainly dislike (other than their negative environmental impact), since I don't have problems with responsible owners of other selfish animals. I just don't think cats should be culled if they're not running around outside without supervision. For whatever reason, I'd still pet one if it came up to me. >>731 You're right about pitbulls. I forgot about them. Breeding an animal like that should be considered not only antisocial as far as humans (and other potential victims) are concerned but also cruelty toward the pitbull for bringing it into a world where it doesn't belong. Small dogs are some of my favorite dogs, but I think ones like chihuahuas are pretty homely even if I don't have anything against them. I like bulldogs well enough, although I don't know if I'd trust an American Bulldog. >>835 Pandas are cute.
>>731 >>838 I love people talking shit about pitbulls who have no clue what they're talking about.
>>553 niggers
>>837 Good old dolphins. Unfortunately the story of dolphins raping swimmers is made up. The story of otters raping baby seals was witnessed firsthand by researchers. >>838 Pitbulls have a purpose as large-game hunting dogs. They were just never meant for domestic ownership. There's nothing wrong with owning a pitbull as a hunter or if trained properly, the issue is niggers and cartels who only own one to compensate. Small dogs have a whole range of problems. Pugs for instance have their eyes pop out of their skull in old age because of how their facial features were bred to be more pronounced. >>844 Nigger problems aside, pitbulls account for nearly 3-5 times as many dog-related incidents year after year because they are an aggressive hunting dog that people put into environments they were never meant to be in. Pitbulls aren't meant to be around other dogs the way other more friendly large dogs are, and their owners rarely train let alone walk them properly. >That's not the problem of the dog though It is the problem of the dog when I have to shoot it in the head because its owner was a nigger who let it off the leash. True story. I don't like shooting animals because of shitty owners so restrict the dogs to prevent shitty owners.
>>844 >>900 I can't say I know a grand deal about the controversy surrounding pitbulls, but I do have recent experience with one. While walking around my neighborhood, I saw someone walking their pitbull on the other side the street to my right. Because the owner used a leash that can extend on its own, the pitbull moved from the other side of the street, quickly walked up to me, and then painfully bit my leg (upon returning home I found I was bleeding a little and could see the bite mark on my pants and leg). As I continued walking, I encountered them on the other side of the street again, and that pitbull tried to get to me AGAIN. I've lived in several states, and met many dogs. Big and small, friendly and barky. This was the first time I was bitten out of aggression by one.
Careful trying to correct him. He'll blow up at you, and if you insult him back you'll be the first to get the banhammer.
I don't know what I hate more, Seagulls or Canada Geese. If either of these things were eradicated off of the earth, we'd live in a futuristic utopia by now.
what the fuck i searched up pugs' eyes popping out and now i regret it. im surprised that normalniggers react to it so casually like "oh woopsies the dog's eyes are fucking FALLING OUT OF THEIR FUCKING SKULL whatever let me just put it back in... Good as new!"
>>978 The fact is that breed should not exist. Those poor dogs are the result of counter-nature breeding and I should say, as a dog person and nature inclined man I cannot hate animals. But god I hate the humans that love these poor dogs, they are just a nature offense and there should be laws to forbid the possession of these dogs and let the race go extinct.
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Fuck these things
>>978 Normies also practice circumcision. What do you expect?
>>904 Sparrows my man. You don't know, none of you anons know. Sparrows will fit through any gap that a 40 x 40 mm fan will fit in. They pitch their territory wherever the sun first lands at dawn. Their chirping sounds like an ungreased wheel bearing. It's loud enough to echo off of buildings. In the evening they stop, when the sun's behind objects or leaving the horizon. They run a protection racket and kill other small birds. Not for sustenance, but as competition and for sport. This protection racket extends to locusts and reduces the volume of swarms, but you have to live in God's angry dump pile of a country for this to be relevant. Everywhere else, especially in the United States where you already had birds that did the same job, these birds come along and eat half the corn or seed you lay down. Jewish synagogues used to not destroy them, because they were stupid (and also deserving of plague nobody likes the Pharisees). Hence Jesus' exceptional claim that God cares about the five birds you can buy for a penny. He never explained out why they exist. I feel like they are as tapeworms, to punish you from living in a filthy uncaring place and render evident your folly. In any case, unless you live in hot or bugmen territory worthy of a plague, then all sparrows do is make sure you don't have more grain in the silos. No sparrow has ever decided not to be an asshole. No sparrow has ever ignored you benignly or offered you a friendly greeting, unless you feed them and don't mind that they are equipped without any sphincter controls. They are as redeemable as a bullet in the head, and if you want a creature worse than a rat then go out and find a sparrow.
>>1024 Calm down Mao.
>>904 Yeah, Canada geese are complete pests. I had one try to attack me when I was a kid and encountered some in a park. A few years ago I went to a zoo, and there there was a bridge that was blocked off by a goose that would get aggressive with anyone who tried to cross it. Come to think of it, I had another experience in a zoo where a goose tried to rush me through a fence. But that one wasn't a Canada goose and was one of the exhibits. I once read a new story from Canada about a group of Canada geese being found dead at the hands of an unknown perpetrator who the authorities were looking for. I don't blame the guy who did it. >>1024 Are those the little brown birds that you see hopping around parking lots? I've always thought they were just cute little things.
>>553 gators and crocs. unthinking unfeeling brutes! they deserve no consideration or compassion in return. overgrown belts and shoes if you ask me. now I wonder, is it good business to hunt them? that might be a cool livelihood.
>>1039 NOT FUD
im going to say seagulls because im from the uk where the isnt much wildlife, also the've banned the XL bully breed of Pitbull recently
>>1105 >My whole race is banned - not for swindling, but for being giga chad hungary for fresh limbs of chewy yum yums and for some reason they keep inviting me in as toptier babysitter I wish mummy gave me permission to look cool

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