/k/ - If the A-10 was a woman She would be fat and ugly. If the F-15E was a woman she would be an Onee-san type, tall, large breasts, muscular thighs, and have blue eyes. If the F-5 were a woman she would be short, flat, skinny, and jealous of F-15E. If the F

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Strelok

05/20/2023 (Sat) 22:35:58 No.50599

If the A-10 was a woman She would be fat and ugly. If the F-15E was a woman she would be an Onee-san type, tall, large breasts, muscular thighs, and have blue eyes. If the F-5 were a woman she would be short, flat, skinny, and jealous of F-15E. If the F-16 were a woman should be a fit tomboy. If the F/A-18 were a woman she'd be a Watersport tomboy. If the F-35 were a woman she'd be a muscle girl with nice abs. If the F-14 were a woman she'd be a motherly Okaa-san type.

Strelok

05/21/2023 (Sun) 05:16:15 No.50870

If planes were women they still wouldn't fuck you, faggot.

Strelok

05/21/2023 (Sun) 06:38:33 No.50875

>>50599 You got F-35 and A-10 mixed up.

Strelok

05/21/2023 (Sun) 06:48:27 No.50876

>If the A-10 was a woman She would be fat and ugly. But she's great under the hood.

Strelok

05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:12:52 No.51306

>>50599 F-35 is chubby A-10 is a country tomboy F-16 is a skinny runner

Strelok

05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:04:52 No.51308

>>50599 If the F-35 were a woman she'd be fat and short, in a wheelchair and retarded yet, somehow, some men would drool over her.

Strelok 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:02:39 No.51310

Since we're talking about wanting to fuck military aircraft what physical and mental characteristics do you anons think the Shahed 136 or Bayraktar TB2 drones would possess? Regardless I think we can all agree one would very very traditionalist while the other would be a compulsive shitposter especially on Greek and Serbian speaking forums. Plus I'd imagine they'd have a very heated rivalry assuming they've ever crossed paths in Holol land and would have conflicting opinions on the nation of Armenia to say the least.

Strelok

05/29/2023 (Mon) 21:03:49 No.51352

>>51310 Lolita with bowl cut or short curly hair with a serious demeanor that gets obliterated the moment she gets drunk / jammed / pissed off

Strelok

06/01/2023 (Thu) 11:40:25 No.51434

>>51308 Also a blatant golddigger.

Strelok

06/01/2023 (Thu) 11:42:14 No.51435

>>51310 They would be non-passable femboys.

Strelok

06/02/2023 (Fri) 12:19:47 No.51459

>>51310 Bayraktar would probably be a short, average looking woman with a terrible sense of direction. >>51434 keeeek it should also be obvious that soviet designs would be the best women, even if mostly useless

Strelok

06/19/2023 (Mon) 13:16:26 No.52236

Is the Su-47 the Tomoko of planes, sitting around her hangar all day playing Ace Combat while wishing she had ~~production orders~~ friends?