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Webm & Video-sharing Thread Strelok 07/17/2022 (Sun) 06:33:14 ID: 1b6d7b No.37675
New webm/mp4 thread. Post 'em if you got 'em.
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>>37675 >fourth webm
>>37675 But that's not what democracy is, at all.
Second webm was an experiment to see if I could get a long video compressed to under the 20 MB limit. I think it turned out well.
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>>37907 Can you tell us your method for encoding?
>>38033 >Can you tell us your method for encoding? What I do is I use two programs called Handbreak and Xmedia Recode to make and edit videos. Making video clips is just something I dabble with and I was never good with using the command line, so I cannot tell you exactly command line parameters to use in something like ffmpeg. For the most part, I keep the default presets unless there is an option to increase quality, such as 2-pass Encoding or a filter option that reduces video artifacts and noise. The first video here was made by using Handbreak to isolate the clip I wanted and then using Xmedia to reduce the file size and convert to a .webm file. The second video was made using only Xmedia to reduce the file size and convert into a .webm file (55MB to 19.7MB). The third .webm is a video I saved from 8chan when I was curious on how to make .webms. It is most likely outdated, but might be a good starting point. This probably isn't the best way to convert and edit videos, but it has worked well enough for me so far.
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Everyone remembers the track "Serbia Strong" (aka Remove Kebab song) that defined the Yugoslavian conflict. THE track for the Ukraine conflict just dropped... ##SOVL-dier of Fortune## >"Pure /k/ino!" - Anon >"SOVL!" - Anon >"This is the only metal I'd never steal" - Gypsy Anon >"Would launch Grad rockets while listening to this/10" - Conscript Anon
>Weighs several tons >Tall and big >Walks >Has a flammenwerfer >That werfs flammen >Made back when mecha was just emerging over in Japan I want one.
>>37770 Trash aside it would still be cool to come across that while wandering around.
>>38470 I bet you those cops didn't even try to hinder or misdirect their investigation. Bunch of pension-seeking traitor niggerfaggots.
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>>38477 Fucking /k/ek, I've seen this before, but apparently not enough times. >>38109 That's pretty cool, but mecha dates back to the 50s dude. >>38013 "Boo, no explosion!" You had one job, moo-cow.
>>37907 Looks good anon >>38054 Thanks for sharing your methods. I usually just use FormatFactory but the results are mixed to say the least. What movie is the first clip from anyhow? >>38081 First song's riff giving me Command and Conquer vibes
>>38470 >politically motivated violence against the people that produce food Truly stupid. How can they beat the farmers up and protect their own home & family at the same time? I guess that's why politicians view cops as useful idiots. >>38477 >karma.mp4 Did that agent go to Afghanistan & inspect the fully automatic milspec ARs that Taliban terrorists were gifted by federal gov? ..and were paid for by US taxpayers?
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Fucking based >Roger Waters, one of the founders of Pink Floyd, considers the U.S. president a "war criminal" who "fanned a fire" in Ukraine. >To the journalist's remark that Waters was blaming the wrong side for the military activities, he replied that Russia's actions in Ukraine were a response to NATO advancing to Russia's borders, and suggested that the journalist consider what "the United States would do if the Chinese had deployed nuclear missiles in Mexico or Canada." >"Why wouldn't the U.S. encourage Zelensky to negotiate to eliminate the need for this horrible war?" asked Waters in an interview. Earlier, Waters called what is happening in Ukraine a "criminal mistake" and called for an immediate cease-fire.
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>>38600 Thanks. As I said earlier, my way is probably not the best way, but it works for most things I want to do. The movie the first clip is from is Isoroku Yamamoto the Commander-in-Chief of the Combined Fleet (2011). It is a decent movie even if some of it is not entirely accurate. There are some other clips from it that I have posted earlier in the thread.
>>38942 Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread. The Ukraine thread's almost two pages down.
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>>38947 >55 days at Peking Nice. Apparently the historic flag the Japanese used in that conflict was white with a red zig zag along the horizontal center (pic related). Do anons know if that flag has deeper meaning? Allegedly it was the Peking First Battalion flag but I can't find any more information about it.
>>38955 What a fucking retard. >imma exodus lolk please don't come back.
>No fucks given >Asks for the cup back though >Robbers get pissed off >Try to rob more stuff >Stabs the fucker >Still doesn't give a fuck and calmly calls the police Nice.
>>38957 Here is what i found doing a quick search. Japanese infantry regiments were three battalions strong and each battalion had a designating flag. They were of the typical pattern for flags of this kind, with horizontal zig-zag stripes. The Japanese called these stripes "mountain-shaped lines" and they were probably intended to represent the mountainous terrain characteristic of Japan, with three peaks representing the three regiments making up the battalion.
>>38980 Awesome, thanks anon I appreciate it.
>>38981 No problem, though I screwed up. I typed three regiments making up the battalion when it should be three battalions making up the regiment.
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Here's a /k/ino movie that has never been mentioned. Hold The Dark 2018. t. anon that told you about The Veteran, Wind River, Colt 45, and others.
>what's your problem with the IRS, anon? why are you afraid of paying your taxes? >you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide :^) >>38979 Damn, it's like watching a trapdoor spider catch its prey.
>>39601 >disable IRS agent What the fuck?
How poorly is rap received?
>>39605 They're supposed to be the harmless, smiling faces of government-sponsored robbery. They'll show up at your door and ask politely to search your home while a team of low-IQ jackboot-and-plate-carrier golems stand behind them. Things better get worse in a hurry, or States better push back or we'll all be Gulag Archipelago soon. God knows the boomers will just fold otherwise. >>38979 Most beta male robbers ever. It's like they were too socially awkward to shout "Give me your fucking money". They would be intimidated by a high school dance, no wonder the commission of a felony tripped them up.
>>39606 Did not watch, too much nigger trash.
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>>39607 >They'll show up at your door and ask politely to search your home while a team of low-IQ jackboot-and-plate-carrier golems stand behind them. https://archive.ph/toBHs
>>39601 >IRS jackets replace deer head wall art Can you imagine them trying to bust a drug dealer? Most of the women would be pimped out before the evening. >Fed gov buys billions of rounds of ammo >People that noticed called conspiracy theorists Fast forward to current year: >IRS now recruiting 87,000 agents >IRS recruits now pointing guns in videos Yet another 'conspiracy' that came true. >>39606 >If a glownigger made a video on what they thought 3d printing was Looks like the feds got the guy who made their atomwaffle videos to make it.
>>39643 >glownigger The fuck are you even talking about? What about the videos sound like "fed" to you?
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>>39601 >>39641 >>39643 My Japanese mangos did it better.
>>39601 USA police are literally rent a cops with barely any training. This isn't new
>>39607 >They'll show up at your door and ask politely to search your home while a team of low-IQ jackboot-and-plate-carrier golems stand behind them. Is it legal to shoot the IRS?
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>>39670 >does the government allow you to injure the government? Take a wild stab and let me know what's bleeding.
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This is from a ~10min, 80mb webm I have called 'Alpine Fortitude', but I'm not even sure where or when I got that. If anyone knows the actual source, I'd appreciate it. >>39675 That image is rather jarring. What's her name again? It starts with P. I think I have a physical copy of the book she's from buried somewhere. Christ, just realized it's been over a decade. 12 fucking years, yeah? Seems /mlp/ still exists on 4cuck. /pone/ doesn't exist anymore though.
>>37860 whats the middle from?
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>>39703 >12 fucking years, yeah? Her name is Little Pip. Not to be confused with princess Pipp, whose world has basically the same premise of the pegasi hoarding all the high-tech and food supplies to themselves in the cloud after they felt slighted by the earth ponies who were better at war. Also, Pone needn't be dead, and certainly isn't "gone"; I should know since I'm the BO of what's left over there. Images are gone, maybe, yeah. But they're staying longer than a week sometimes now so ... come back and check it out? I even have a nearly topical .webm to post...
>>39715 Lupin III - Daisuke Jigen's Gravestone
>>39641 >Buying HK416's Yeah that's pretty eye opening buying an expensive rifle like that.
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some Nam larp
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Crazy eye Russian ex-gf tells you why she has explosive residue on her hands and car.
>>40923 I remember reading that the Irish would use paint to make it indistinguishable if they fired a weapon or painted a house if they ever were caught after sniping someone and the police look for chemical residues.
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>>40923 I want this to happen to me
none ya jk love it
>>42532 And Baghdad has continued to be a bombed out disaster to this very day. Streets soaked in American and Iraqi blood for absolutely nothing
>>42470 >gun ban Guns are NEVER "banned". The government never bans itself from owning the outlawed guns. So it is not a "gun ban" it is "an exclusive ownership right for the government". Historically, this is always used to enforce dictatorships.
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>>42540 >for absolutely nothing -War economy -Training troops for guerrilla warfare in case a domestic conflict occurs -Oil -Defending Israel -Increasing surveillance and subjugating people at home with fear in name of national security -WMDs (lol)
I finally found it again. https://youtube.com/watch?v=tfL9RlVe-g4
>>42532 >levelling a modern city based on lies we really deserve all the crap we get, huh?
>>44385 It is genuinely hard not to hate the US for what it's been doing for nearly 2 centuries by now, regardless of what one might think about the American people or a singular burger. Displays of naked imperialism are clothed in ill-fitting slogans about freedom and democracy, and crowned with a collection of lies. And yet if you point this out some brainwashed idiot will inevitably bring up the wealth there as evidence of the superiority of globohomo, and says that the whole world should bend over backward to take your federal governments dick.
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>>44385 No, no we don't. People who try to tell you otherwise are just grifting on the American self-loathing boner spread in the 90s/00s. America deserves legitimate criticism for American Imperialism pre-WWII and McKarthyism post-Korea, but American Imperialism significantly improved the countries we were involved with since the European alternatives were treating the local populations 100x worse while Americans promised upward mobility at the cost of temporary serf status, and countries like >>44386 would still be absolute shit holes if not for the Internationalist American Agenda that propped up many of the business leaders and intellectuals around the world that are actively improving the lives of people in third world countries. Absolute power corrupts absolutely and the American petrodollar reached peak corruption in the 90s. It was supposed to collapse in 2008 and the current amalgamation of the defunct American Empire is a hideous abomination, but historical revisionists would have you believe that everything America did was aimed at benefitting the USA at the cost of everyone else which can't be further from the truth when compared to the other rising influences in the countries promoting that historical revisionist view. Be proud to be an American and recognize your sins, but don't let anyone promote that self-loathing that we were the white devils of the world. Even the bad things America has done were no worse than the shit those people were suffering under for generations. America's problem is we haven't had a major power capable of comparing ourselves to on the world stage so we've internalized our sins. A healthy dose of REAL economic competition will be the phoenix rising from the ashes moment for America because we do have the resources and the spirit to help the world when we aren't running it. Just gotta avoid this ESG great reset bullshit and fix our internal problems in a revitalization effort that's coming whether those in power like it or not.a
Basically learning American history over time looks like: >We're great! >No we aren't so great >Actually we're pretty terrible >Yeah we did fucked up shit >Actually these other countries did more fucked up shit >America isn't perfect but they actually treated their adversaries with respect and worked to improve everyone's lives >Yeah we aren't the good guys but we're pretty damn amazing
>>44387 >countries like >>44386 would still be absolute shit holes if not for the Internationalist American Agenda that propped up many of the business leaders and intellectuals around the world that are actively improving the lives of people in third world countries. Now listen up, nigger, Hungary from 1867 to 1914 was doing pretty great, we were in a process of rapid industrialization and economic development, and the USA wasn't even a player in Europe yet. Your involvement started when you decided to prop up the Entente because they had access to your markets, and it turned into an investment your government didn't want to lose. As a result, what should have been a major European war ending with some not-so-amicable-yet-sustainable peace completely fucked over Central and Eastern Europe, and Hungary was ripped to pieces in the process. And that was objectively detrimental to any and all improvements here. Even then, during the interwar period Hungary became a surprisingly big player in the consumer electronics market, and that was not due some American geniuses. We could have ended up with a very decent economy by now, if not for you deciding that you should meddle in European affairs during the 1940s, assisting the Anglos in giving this half of Europe to Stalin. And again, communist rule was detrimental to any and all improvements. Hungary is a shithole in no small part due to your ”help”, and we would be better off if you just learned not to take part in wars that are not yours.
>>44391 >He thinks French protectionism would have allowed Hungary to become an economic power Shiggy diggy my dude, but fair points. I know more about American involvement in Asia, Africa, and the far East than I do about American involvement in Central Europe outside of the 90s fuckups.
>>44393 >implying French protectionism would have been a thing in Central Europe if ww1 ends with a peace that allows the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy to reorganize itself into something sustainable, or at least break up in a manner that is not dictated by some frogs who can't even pronounce Gyöngyös Really, my beef is mostly with the French creating a bunch of weak client states at our expense, but it's hard for me not to get upset about this subject. But this is not the thread for these kind of discussions, so here is a random video.
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>>44391 Realistically speaking, a Central Power victory would've seen Austria-Hungary and the Balkans becoming an economically German-dominated place. On the flipside though, we would've likely had much of the cultural degeneracy slowed down significantly.
>>44394 I disagree with your Frog predictions but I will raise you an aeroplane orgasm.
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>>46475 I'm not one to give cops the benefit of the doubt since they should all be disarmed, however... >Feathernigger area >Guy came out of the house blustering and holding a gun-sized object Some idiot got trigger happy seeing what he thought was a gun, and the rest of the police probably assumed he was reaching for a weapon or something at that point. They had to call his "what's going on?" as a "verbal altercation" for legal reasons since the cops are probably gonna get sued. Key takeaways as a civilian is that you should just come out with your empty hands up and let them put the boot on your neck if you don't intend to turn cops into swiss cheese.
>>46484 >let them put the boot on your neck Sweden YES!
>>46475 >Throw robot at dude just before dawn >Shoot him for trying to give it back Ruby Ridge everyday until americans like it or so it seems Also that's a very white injun, i don't recall seeing skins like that at San Xavier >"FUCK there's cameras" lol
>>46512 Now imagine all the ones where there weren't cameras. Makes me wonder how many completely innocent people people not niggers are just rotting in jail because the cops shot them unjustifiably and then charged them with bogus shit to retroactively justify it to their superiors.
>>46475 >be mexican >get shot at by illiterate morons wearing tactical gear >be american >get shot at by illiterate morons wearing tactical gear and a badge
>>46475 I'm surprised the burgers haven't killed all the cops in country yet.
>>47145 We excuse our cuckoldry by saying that taking care of the problem is "glowniggery" and then go to a rally and yell a little bit, maybe set some shit on fire if we're anyifa or niggers, and then go back home and jerk off into our own mouths about how free we are. The disgust and hatred felt for America by the rest of the world is fully warranted.
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>>47125 >get shot at by illiterate morons wearing tactical gear If you mess with them you are lucky if you only get shot, if you act like a dummy you get the paddle

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