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New Meta Thread Strelok Board owner 12/05/2020 (Sat) 21:51:10 No.10348
In an effort to stop posting meta in the /k/antina so Streloks can use it for its intended purposes, I'm establishing a new meta thread. The old one has been locked and I'll just let it gracefully fall off the board. IF YOU WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH BOARD ADMINISTRATION (ME) POST IN THIS THREAD- I DON'T READ EVERYTHING ON THE BOARD. Volunteering REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED SEE BELOW Volunteers are welcome to apply. e-mail answers to following statements >Your account name (required for all Lynxchan boards, unfortunately) >Timezones you'll be able to assist with >Previous experience, if any >specific topics you've got more interest in relevant to the board Communications powerwordN@cock.li in an attempt to increase transparency behind administrative action, moving forward posts that end up deleted or banned will be screenshotted and posted here along with ban duration and some explanation as to why. if you've had something you posted removed or been banned and do not see your post here, please e-mail me and i'll look into it. the reason for this is so the userbase can see what reasons people get banned and if they find said action disagreeable, tell me that i'm not doing my job correctly so as to improve and fix whatever the fuck is going on.
Edited last time by activeshooter on 12/11/2020 (Fri) 08:20:29.
Anyone having trouble posting videos?
>>16600 Make sure you aren't connected to your ISP's DNS.
>>16600 are you trying to post mp4/webm files or embed links?
>>16653 Trying to upload an mp4 and I get this error in pic related. If I put text, it gets posted, but not the video, really weird.
>>16667 try changing the filename and check that it meets the size limit
>>16668 Same issue here in the /comfy/ advertising thread ("advertising good music" - actually an upload test). I tried to upload an 18MB mp4 twice, and only the text was posted. I'll rename it and try to post it in this post. (Apologies for it not being /k/ related if it does get through.)
>>16670 Nope, failed again.
>>16668 >7.5 MB test
>>16679 >>16668 Nope, changed the name and the size was 7.5, it only posted the text.
>>16680 make a thread in >>>/meta/ regarding the issue
>>16680 It's been solved now, server admins on /meta/ said it was issue with ffmpeg dependencies. See >>>/meta/15007 >>17164 has been banned for 1 week >reason CP, linking outside WR >non-bypassable? YES >Thread deleted?" YES >Other notes: IP/Bypass ban, hash ban not possible due to not being global vol. 1WK due to to possible TOR address? (I thought TOR posters = no pictures)? Once again, no photo 11/7/21 edit: Same spam poster has been banned again, this time it is 4week 4 hours (I meant it to be 2 weeks but I was tired and didn't double check). >reason CP, linking outside WR, spam >non-bypassable? YES >Thread deleted?" YES >Other notes: IP/Bypass ban, hash ban not possible due to not being global vol. No ASN
Edited last time by Kondor on 07/11/2021 (Sun) 14:57:27.
THIS BOARD IS CURRENTLY UNDER INCREASED SPAM VOLUME, BANS WILL BE UPDATED IN 1WK >>17697 >>17726 >Reason spam, illegal content >non-bypassable? YES >Thread deleted? YES >Duration: 2w4d4h >IP/bypass ban, no ASN >>17729 >reason CP, spam >non-bypassable? YES >Thread Deleted? YES >Duration: 2w4d >Other notes IP/Bypass ban, no ASN >>17727 >>17726 >>17728 >Reason, YT spam, offtopic >non-bypassable? YES >Duration:4h >Thread deleted? YES >IP/Bypass ban No photo for obvious reasons.
Edited last time by Kondor on 08/09/2021 (Mon) 01:02:14.
>>17965 >>17931 >>17836 >>17959 >>17689 >>17781 >>17549 >>17729 >>17697 >>17716 >>17765 >>17763 >>17735 Are all spam bans. Sorry for the late post. Been busy lately. I thank active shooters and global vols for their help.
>>18001 >ban type: ASN >thread deleted? N >Non-bypassable? N >ban length:8days and 8 hours. Was told unkindly to fuck off back to plebbit. Thread not deleted because other streloks were laughing at his stupidity. Link to discuck removed.
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There's a hole in Vol coverage.
>>18356 PSA to streloks: yes there's a gap in vol coverage. that's because it's just myself and kondor along with global staff. the best thing you can do individually to help is report posts like this reporting posts sends an e-mail notification to vols/jannies/admins, meaning I can log onto my VPN at work and delete the post.
>>18359 Was Chang sent to a re-education camp?
>>18359 >send an email My email is still broken because tutanota perma banned cafe servers.... >>18363 >re-education No. >>18356 >up almost an hour. I'm sorry we aren't gods strelok. I hate to say this and sound niggardly, but I actually have a life outside the board we aren't halfcuck jannies on /b/. If you wish to increase the response time chance I suggest you apply as a vol alongside using the global report so the global admins see it. Now have some extreme homosexual degeneracy from grown men so there's something that's legal* and a deep dark fantasy. *Offer not valid in all 206 countries. Not responsible for risk of defenestration, beheading, or other bodily harm. Use as prescribed to prevent hallucinations of GAYPLACE and Shinnippori.
modulator akshun repot 8-25 banned two people selling fake documents for 1 week, some guy tripfagged and posted twice but that's not enough to be considered spam so ignored
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>>18598 has been banned for being a leaf >ban type: IP/Bypass >ban length: 1m (1 minute) >non-bypassable?: NO >reason: Being a leaf. Day of the rake soon you syrup huffers
Edited last time by Kondor on 08/25/2021 (Wed) 23:49:23.
janny report 8-26, banned two people for shilling dork web services, banned one guy for 4 hours for posting nsfw (PSA: people spamming adverts do not check their threads after doing so. you are only posting dicks for the other users on the board. sage is not a downvote. do not reply to dorkweb spam.) closed report regarding "pushing furshit". sentiment appreciated.
>>18674 (cross-thread) > implying that i'm going around deleting your posts I noticed which post had the flag, and which had the threat. And I can't feel bad about a thread getting nuked when the biggest thing about it is I get to poke fun at myself with the "sage goes in every field" joke. >unappealing at best I thought the images and words were on-topic. also I totally don't get why some people get triggered about furry images on an image board. But I'm a furry, brony, and not an animefag so when I just don't notice someone trying to add meaning with an anime screenshot I shrug, then sorta get weirded out by the "not an anime board!" responses. >express purpose of getting attention Only when I'm already being prodded. No, seriously I'm trying to further the discussion in some form but everyone wants to latch on to my mismatched shoes because they see those before I'm done speaking. In short, people are weird, and I don't understand them. Somewhat moreso on the internet, honestly.
>>18692 >ree why is it people are upset when I post fetish shit? Look, just because you can does not mean you 'should. While there is no rule explicitly prohibiting fur shit so long as it is tangentially related to /k/(just like there is no rule prohibiting say, gay wrestling flicks or foxconn worker accidentally getting grinded into meat paste), you probably have better places to post that on. I have no idea why you would want to justify what your ostensibly strange fetishes to a bunch of streloks on a Tibetan basket weaving forum. If you want find a paragon of acceptance and virtue this is not the place to be, take your furfag posting to twitter or plebbit. Nobody here is forced to put up with your (or anyone else) shit aside from us vols. >We need to push tangential stuff so board does not die! Look, not everyone needs the constant stimulation like /b/. Go there if you want that. By the logic you are espousing, I could bring spike collars and jabroni outfits into the melee weapon thread and just post pictures of people shitting in the water in the biological warfare thread. There are many more slower boards than /k/ and most of those posters could probably care less if replies took multiple days or maybe weeks.
Edited last time by Kondor on 08/27/2021 (Fri) 06:09:49.
>>18611 <make a thread to help any canucks out to become hasguns in the current political situation <this is now somehow a bannable offense >being this much of a petty powertripping nigger Hey turbofaggot, in case you didn't notice here in leafland we have a federal election coming up, which in a nutshell is the deciding factor whether we get to keep our firearms or get further stripped of our rights.
>>18734 i think it was supposed to be a joke
>>18740 Nevermind I mistook 1m for one month Nevermind I'm fucking retarded
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glorious modelator akshun 8-28 >deleted REAL EURO APE (TM) >closed report asking for "chang's opinion on __", please do not use the report system as a concierge bell to page my volunteer he doesn't get the report e-mails from the website so it only serves to pester me
>>18760 Mein nigga.
>>18760 I do now. I decided to change email providers because my previous address was a shitshow, tutanota can go eat that big fat rapefugee dick they've been serving up in the EU. Not that I check this email very frequently but it is better than getting nothing at all. >Report function abuse For the record, if any of you send me reports asking for my opinion on the current state of the middle kingdom I will probably just ignore you. Probably. Bans may also be handed out for abusing the system in glorious Tiananmen style. I will be sure to copy paste something in Mandarin since you foreign barbarians can't read it anyways. After all, what's a war board with censorship? >>18748 >being retarded It is okay leafkun. Just know no self respecting vol could pass up the chance to rake.
01/09/21 report: >Deleted spam >merged bayonets into melee About the corrupted photo repot, I haven't closed that report because I do not know if the BO can edit that, because I can't without nuking thread. Oh, and my email provider seems to have deleted my fucking account againWhy is using a VPN such torture. Sigh.
>>18882 Do you think the photo was corrupted on upload? It seemed fine before I posted it.
>>18909 No idea. Ask in /meta/ and point them to your broken image.
report mods, the darkweb gun seller is back, plz delete thread. thanks in advance.
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>>19035 >spam Done. Both ate a 4hr hour IP/Bypass ban. Threads deleted. Report regarding images: Not much I can do. I'll leave it up to see if BO can do anything but not really is my guess.
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I'm not saying that we need to put a blanket ban on canucks, but can you do something about that one thread turning into /leafpol/? Most of that stuff should be in the kanteen.
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>>19397 >leafpol To answer your question no. It is still "technically" on topic. In addition, if you are not colorblind, I there is a great big, red ban placed on the first leaf post in that thread, still did not stop them so take of that what you will. Edit: Day of the rake has arrived. Rejoice, my fellow imageboard posters, for functionally useless bans are handed out!
Edited last time by Kondor on 09/26/2021 (Sun) 01:14:30.
Spam was deleted. at the timing of this post. Please take the politics posting to the canteen if its not directly related to threads. I know that's hard but I'm expecting everyone to have some self restraint since we are not 4cuck. Edit: Since you dipshits don't understand the term "Self restraint". Take a day off. Especially whichever faggot is taking their political ideology to EVERY thread.
Edited last time by Kondor on 10/02/2021 (Sat) 05:02:16.
deleted generic rape spam reminder to hothead canucks that writhing and squirming on the internet can only be done with an authentico Maple Leaf badge, buy one at the anon.cafe redbubble store
>>19397 >go to a thread that you have no business in >demand posters be banned because you're too much of a thin skinned bitch because "muh /pol/" Why are you acting like such an insufferable woman? >>19579 Delete the currynigger scam spam thread in the catalog, for Pete's sake
>>19642 sorry, been busy lately. someone deleted it
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>>19642 >start a thread about gun ownership in Canuckistan >bitch about current year circus&bread instead of discussing guns >throw a sissyfit like a fucking negress when someone quietly asks the mod's to do something about it
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>>19642 >offtopic = thin skinned! Look, we try our best to be lenient with rule 1. /k/ doesn't exist outside the /k/anteen to complain about election fraud since this isn't /fascist/ or /pol/. When they try to make policy on banning funs again go complain make a thread and complain the fuck all you want on how retarded the policy and leafland politics is. >>19643 >deleted It was the server admin I think. Time: 10/06/2021 (Wed) 02:09:11 >User root_admin deleted the following threads: 19633 and the following posts: 19633/19641 from board /k/. >>19653 Day of the rake.
>>19653 >please do something about these anons discussing a no-no topic >if you call me out on it you are X I know the game you're playing. You're not fooling anyone. You seem to reek of the former glownigger BO. First question, are you Canadian? If no, then like I said you clearly have no business in the thread. Nobody is making glownigger-tier posts. Or are you kvetching just for the sake of kvetching? >>19656 >politics are not related to gun ownership. >When they try to make policy on banning funs again go complain make a thread That is the thread.
>>19656 >When they try to make policy on banning funs again go complain make a thread and complain the fuck all you want on how retarded the policy and leafland politics is. It was a federal election where gun bans were a specific component of the parties' platforms. /k/ is neither /fascist/ nor /pol/, but gun politics is gun politics.
>>19659 >You seem to reek of the former glownigger BO. I've been strictly lurking for the last several months, so not me.
Also those water balloons are disgusting.
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>>19659 >Poltics isn't gun control It isn't, especially if you are going to debate the semantics of if there was "voter fraud" or not. Plus, if you take a look at the bans handed out you will realize 99% of our bans are for spam. >complaining of a less than 1 minute ban The absolute state of mapleland. >>19660 >in re politics I am not a leaf, so I have no fucking idea of leafland poltics, but I am not dumb enough to realize that kvetching about the "stolen" election which degenerated one line posting of "no u". TBH, there was a couple other threads' posters I was about to ban, but they seemed to have calmed down a bit Before you ask, these logs, are publicly avalible. Edit: dropped a ly. Oops.
Edited last time by Kondor on 10/06/2021 (Wed) 23:11:53.
>>19662 >he doesn't like older women with voluptuous bodies Don't make me ara-ara you, you little shit
>>19792 It has seemed to resolve itself for now. At first when I made that post, the front page didn't update until about two hours later. When it finally did update, I had access to captcha is I entered the thread from the front page, but otherwise if I accessed a thread via catalog or via the second page onwards, it would not work at all again. Functionality via the catalog has returned and I'm too lazy to go back a few pages to test the other way. Also I got some error while trying to fill out a captcha just now saying something about 112 cookies stored for captcha or something. Not sure what that meant.

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