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Infinity Cup Anonymous 05/11/2020 (Mon) 23:23:53 No.972
Hey there, /cuckquean/ If you got a moment to spare, would you mind paying us a visit over https://anon.cafe/icup/ and joining us with a team of your own? We'd like to have you with us.
Oooooh! I remember this! I wanted us to join in last time but nobody really knew how to get assets going. I think we can do it this time!
>>974 You don't really require a complex knowledge of PES, just 16 character names, at least one uniform and a crest. You can see the rest of the rules on the /icup/ wiki or the board itself.
I think I remember /cuckquean/ having made a logo for their team during their last attempt to enter. Anyone have it saved?
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>>980 >/cuckquean/ having made a logo CONCUBINAE CONCUBERE MARITUM MEUS
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Some player name ideas from last time: 'queans: >Cuckquean-tan (captain) >Eto Fujiko >Senjougahara Hitagi >Jacqueline Kennedy >Ladybird Johnson >Mero (Meroune Lorelei) >Jolyne Cujoh >Kanna Tanigawa Vixens: >Sada Abe >My Sister >My Best Friend >Bigger Tits >Tighter Pussy >His Ex-Girlfriend New ideas to make for fun commentary opportunities: >Please Fuck >My Boyfriend I'm sure we can do better this time around though.
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>>982 >tfw your old work is so hideous that it offends you now DELET Are there any restrictions on the logos this time around? I'd like to have another crack at it.
>>983 If I remember right, Jolyne Cujoh was basically only placed in because of the song Jolyne, in which the Jolyne of the song was a vixen rather than a cuckquean.
>>984 What even were the restrictions last time around? The main point is that it's able to be used on uniforms to begin with, right?
>>972 >>982 I'm so glad to hear you made these. Come post them on /icup/ too to formalize your entry!
>>982 >>984 >>987 No restrictions, just avoid anything that can get the wiki or the streams b&d
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We're back. Now taking feedback on our new team emblem. I'll use the elements here to design our uniforms. What uniforms do we need? Players + goalie? I see some of the teams in /icup/ with three uniforms.
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>>998 I tried a new version with thicker antlers and a tweaked motto.
>>998 Uniforms are: >Home: regular kit >Away: if both teams look too similar, the away team uses this uniform. >GK: goalie There are also slots for more kits but they probably won't be used.
>>982 >>983 >>998 Ah, so you DO have something ready! Glad to hear it. If you want to participate in the cup, please, go to >>>/icup/ and make a thread, just so I can add you to the list of currently participating boards. Please be reminded that we're reaching 32 teams soon and it's first come, first serve!
>>983 >>998 >players I'd say a change to be made here is to make Jolyne Joestar simply Jolyne instead and move her to a vixen position.
As a heads up, there is one week left to submit your board's entry to the Infinity Cup! For your entry to be considered complete, we still need a full roster and 3 kits from your board.
If you're struggling for numbers you might as well add Star Butterfly. For the roster, its a minimum of 18 players. Pick 11 to start on the field (one of them is a goalkeeper, then four medal players: one is a 'gold', one 'silver' and two 'bronze') A custom made kit is great (see >>983 for template) but in the worst case there is an interactive PE2017 Kit Creator tool online.
Fuck it, I'm just going to solo the gear, players, goal horns, everything. Expect an update in a few hours. >>1124 You'll get a thread in a little bit. I hope me make it in.
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First update: I've finished the uniforms and posted them together with our crest at >>>/icup/746
Here's a proposed roster. Queans and vixens may be on either attack or defense, though both Cuckquean-tan and Tonight's Plaything should be on initial attack so they can work together. Our Catgirl Maid and Bicorn should be on defense to provide a good backstop. 1. Cuckquean-tan (gold, captain) [quean] 2. Tonight's Plaything (silver) [vixen] 3. Our Catgirl Maid (bronze) [vixen] 4. Bicorn (bronze) [quean] 5. Tighter Pussy [vixen] 6. Hitagi Senjougahara [quean] 7. Mero [quean] 8. Better Tits [vixen] 9. Star Butterfly [quean] 10. Antonia Wolff [vixen] 11. Emma Jung [quean] 12. Maria Huxley [quean] 13. Momo Deviluke [quean] 14. Kanna Tanigawa [quean] 15. Firmer Ass [vixen] 16. Eto Fujiko [quean] 17. My Best Friend [vixen] 18. His Ex-Girlfriend [vixen] 19. My Sister [vixen] 20. Jolyene [vixen]
>>1131 >>1132 Alright, I've finished our entry including lineup and goal horn/anthem. It's all over in the thread linked in >>1131 if you want to suggest changes.
>>1128 Excellent work! Those kits look wonderful.
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Congratulations /cuckquean/, your board is now officially entered into the 6th Infinity Cup, a competition dedicated to crowning the divegrass champion of the webring! The defending champion and host for this Cup is /kind/, who defeated /co/ in the final, via a nailbiting penalty shootout. We will be following a similar tournament structure this Cup, with a Group Stage, guaranteeing your board at least 3 games, and a final Knockout Stage to determine the sole champion. The tentative schedule for the tournament is as follows: >July 31 Second Deadline, for tactics and Player Cards (explained below) >August 1st Draw Stream on the Infinity Cup Cytube, determining which teams your board will face in the Group Stage >August 7th, 8th, 9th First, second, and third Day of competition >August 14th, 15th, 16th Fourth, fifth, sixth day of competition, completion of Group Stage >August 22nd First day of Knockout Stage >August 23rd Final day of Knockout Stage, and the champion is crowned So what's the deal with this second deadline? This is for the strategy your team will run during the games, and it's the alternative to live managing. It's a simple text document that the rigger follows during the game that outlines offensive and defensive tactics, as well as substitutes. As for Player Cards, these are the special abilities your players will carry into the game. >Alright, I think I can handle that Perfect. The page explaining Team Strategies and how to select them is here: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies And the page for Player Cards that does the same is here: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards You can send your strategies and player cards to me (SKF@8chan.co or SKF@cock.li) until July 31st, which gives me ample time to actually put them into the game. If you have any trouble with this as well, reach out. I've tried to make those two pages as accessible as possible, but I know there's still going to be issues for those putting it together. >I want to help but not do that Not a problem. Most teams don't have their roster pages filled out, and it's likely yours is one of them. Head to the wiki and fill in your team's roster page with images and brief profiles on your players. It really helps the commentators with their shitposts in-game. (Exemplar roster pages: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//ita//Roster http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//loomis//Roster http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//otter//Roster) We're always looking for 3D models of players on teams, so if you happen to know how to use Blender or have access to MMDs or similar 3D models, pass them along and we'll work on getting them into PES. We're also opening up submissions for adboards for this Cup, the field advertisements the scroll through during play. To submit them, simply post in your respective thread on /icup/, the only requirement is that the images be scaleable to 512x64, as that's the dimensions that PES needs for them to work. And as always, there's also room for any OC you guys want to put together for the tournament. t. SKF
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Hey /cuckquean/, I'll be running a test stream this Saturday the 18th on https://cytu.be/r/8cup. The whole thing kicks off at 3 EDT, 2CST, 19:00 UTC. We'll be playing some friendlies, having a bit of banter, and just shitposting on our merry ways. Tune in!
>>1180 Actual link not messed up by punctuation: https://cytu.be/r/8cup
Stream today 2 CDT 3 EDT 19:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup
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Thank you to all who tuned in to the /test/ stream today. If you missed it, the matches will be up on the archive soon (https://pt.neko.bar/video-channels/icuparchive/video-playlists). We are officially two weeks away from the Group Draw to see who your team will compete against in the first stage of the Cup. If your team does not have their tactics sorted out yet, feel free to chip in by working on Team Strategies (http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies) or Player Cards (http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards). I know this is complicated, so swing by your thread on /icup/ and I can answer any questions you might have. The deadline is July 31st. If you're not tactically inclined, you can still help out by creating adboards specific to your board. Adboards, like /japan/'s here, pic #2 related, are the little signs that cycle through on the sidelines during games. Post a board-related ad as a PNG in the same dimensions as /japan/'s and I'll be able to use it during the Cup. Any other OC for your team or roster you'd like to contribute is always appreciated as well.
Just a reminder you have less than a week to finish up tactics and player cards. If you are having any difficulties or are worried no one will step up, leave a post here or in your thread on /icup/. I have an anon on standby willing to put something together for teams who need help. If you're a team who has participated in a previous Cup and you have not explicitly let me know you're sticking with your strats from last time, do so ASAP, as it cuts down on the work I'll have to do in the week after the Draw Stream. If you've already done so, kick back, take it easy and wait for the draw stream. Draw Stream is August 1st, 2PM PDT, 4PM CDT, 5PM EDT, 21:00 UTC. Mark that calendar. As well, we're still accepting adboards for use during the tournament, visit the dedicated adboard thread on /icup/ and post them there.
Just under an hour away, Draw Stream, be there! https://cytu.be/r/8cup
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The Draw Stream is complete, and with only minor technical difficulties! You guys will play in Group C with /co/, /monster/, and /late/ & /comfy/! I'll be by again later with official game times for your board.
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>>1229 So we're playing against /monster/ (home of the Bicorn), /co/ (home of Star Butterfly), and /latecomfy/ (both characteristics of our fetish)? That draw was fucking RIGGED I G G E D
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Took a little longer than I thought to get it finished, but here's the schedule for your Group.
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OUR FIRST MATCH THE BICORN DERBY /cuckquean/ vs. /monster/ August 08, 20:30 UTC August 08, 13:30 Pacific Time August 08, 16:30 Eastern Time August 08, 22:30 Central European Time August 09, 05:30 Japan Time August 09, 06:30 Eastern Australian Time /cuckquean/'s first for-real for-keeps match against /monster/ in which our lovely Bicorn faces off against some of her less-polygynous sisters. Be there! https://cytu.be/r/8cup
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Thanks to all who tuned in this weekend. The current Cup standings are as follows. For a slightly more detailed look please see http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Infinity_Cup_6
Another round of matches today. /cuckquean/ is playing against /late/+/comfy/.
In an amazing finish, /cuckquean/ has actually won.
Quick recap of the scores from today. The full image with an update on Golden Boot will come tomorrow. /kind/ 1-2 /v/ /japan/ 1-2 /librejp/ /wooo/ 1-0 /sw/ /lego/ 0-1 /bane/ /co/ 1-2 /monster/ /late/ & /comfy 1-2 /cuckquean/ /bmn/ 2-1 /2hu/ If you don't see your team listed above, it means you're playing tomorrow. Matches kick off at the usual time (18:00 UTC). For a more detailed breakdown see: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Infinity_Cup_6
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>>1318 >>1319 >our weird thematic formation actually won a game I'm looking forward to seeing the footage!
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Matchday 2 of the Cup is now complete. Congratulations to all teams who have thus far punched their ticket to the Knockout Stage. As usual, you can get a more in-depth look at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Infinity_Cup_6 Matchday 3 begins next Saturday, same time, same place.
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>>1325 Update with corrected Golden Boot Standings
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Just a quick update: All matches played in the Cup so far are now viewable on NekoBar. The ICUP 6 playlist can be found at: https://pt.neko.bar/videos/watch/playlist/8d9881ff-e2f4-4335-8fa7-897c5219f8ea Additionally, the last set of Group Stage matches are to be held this Saturday and Sunday, usual time, usual place. Group winners and other teams advancing to the Knockout Stage will be determined through these matches, including the pair of rivalry matches in Group B, to be collectively referred to as "Grudgement Day". Be sure to tune in for these games and more this weekend!
Much as I love our stupid formation that all the commentators sigh at, it hasn’t turned out to work the way I thought it would. We’ll have to change back to the old one. I’ll ask if that’s possible.
Tiebreaker game against /v/ happening now
>>1381 You cucks won the tiebreaker 4-1 and got placed against /ausneets/ in the bracket.
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The Group Stage of the Cup is now complete! Congratulations to the teams that advanced, the Cup continues with the Round of 16, beginning and ending on Saturday the 29th, and the final day, Sunday August 30th. The champion will be crowned this coming weekend, will you be there?
>>1382 >>1383 >4-1 WEW E E WEW Now is the time for our comeback story!
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>>1383 >Bicorn got a yellow card What did she do?
The Knockout Stage begins tomorrow afternoon. Join us for what could be the only sport running in North America! First match kicks off at the usual time: 11:00 AM PDT / 1:00 PM CDT / 2:00 PM EDT / 18:00 UTC >>1393 Match replay is here: https://pt.neko.bar/videos/watch/8f53b113-0098-48c5-9f18-b8c379f95c72 She cleated Sundowner at the end of the match
>/cuckquean/ beats /ausneets/ 3-2
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Today is the day! A new divegrass champion will be crowned! The final matches of the tournament begin at 11:00 AM PDT, 1:00 PM CDT, 2:00 PM EDT, 18:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup BE THERE
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Infinity Cup 6 is now complete! Congratulations to /fascist/ who join the ranks of champions as they defeated /bane/ 2-1 in the Final! In an unprecedented turn of events, the Golden Boot will be shared by not 2, but 3 players: Alfred Legosen (/lego/), Ammit (/monster/), and Cuckquean-tan (/cuckquean/). Each player scored 6 goals officially through the Cup, fitting, giving it was the 6th edition. Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you for ICUP 7!
>>1406 >cuckquean beats yuri, loses to big guys kek Also congrats to cuckquean-tan and tonight's plaything, whoever they are on Golden Boots
>>1404 >>1406 >>1408 >/cuckquean/ claws back from the brink in the knockouts >then shoots up to the semis >only to lose so that we can re-fight our match against /monster/ and rightfully claim third place We really are the top of the bottom.
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>>1409 If only you were in the 4CC... Congratulations! As a bonus trivia fact, you single-handedly eliminated the top of Group F.
I don't understand any of what's going on, but go team!
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>the GNU/Linux -> Cuckquean/Lesbian copypasta being read out after we beat /yuri/
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News! Cuckquean-tan has not only won the coveted Golden Boot (which she shared with two other captains, hurrhurr) but also the Golden Ball for best performance in the Knockout Stage of this Cup: >It's not often a player with zero points in the Group Stage contends for Golden Boot, let alone Golden Ball, but Cuckquean-tan's 6 goal, 2 assist performance through the Knockout Stage put her name on both trophies. Highlighted by what was almost Goal of the Tournament against /ausneets/, a hat trick against /yuri/, and the dagger goal in the 3rd Place Game, the debut Cup for her and her team was one to remember, even if it didn't start out that way. >The most difficult choice I had to make, second only to Goal of the Tournament. /cuckquean/'s captain had a terrible performance through the Group Stage. Amazingly though, CQ-tan turned it around in the Knockouts, with all 6 of her goals, and 2 assists coming in the final stage. Her 8 points were actually matched by Mussolini (3-5), but I just couldn't look past her surge of goal scoring. She single-handedly took down /yuri/ with a hat trick in the Quarters, almost earned Goal of the Tournament too. Again, it was tough. Also, by statistics, our gal Cuckquean-tan was Best Player and our keeper COCK OR GTFO had the most saves! Not only that, but we were the hand holding the dagger that lead to /kind/'s Golden Screw, and we were a finalist for Goal of the Tournament (webm related). Also, in this poster's 'umble opinion, we also caused the best cleat-on-neck moment in which the GNU/Linux Cuckquean/Lesbianism copypasta was read out following our victory over /yuri/.
>>1523 >/cuckquean/-tan does well in the icup >reward is getting to hold a ball for once
>>1414 You guys are welcome for that one
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Hello /cuckquean/, I arrive at your humble board to officially announce the GCUP! The GCUP will be an exhibition tournament between boards of the webring that represent nations of the world, and will be contested under usual ICUP rules. In addition, we'll also be hosting friendlies for non-national boards/teams as part of the festivites. Friendlies can be played under normal rules, or, if you choose, under alternate (meme) rulesets that will be decided closer to the Cup's kickoff. If you would like to participate, head on over to the pinned thread at our board on Cafe. The event is set to begin February 13th, 2021. Look forward to having you there!
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Happy New Year, to the lesbians who are still in the closet! /yuri/'s manager here. First of all, this gal would like to apologize for not having been here earlier, the Christmas Six Hours of Passion became like 6 days for me and I just got back home yesterday. I saw your formal salutations for Xmas and they were oh how very nice, I loved it and I'm also here to thank you for that. Reminder that you're more than welcome to come by, crossposting is encouraged. I saw you had a bit of an altercation with one of the residents, but please don't take it wrong. Antisocial butches are a small part of our fauna, indeed, but they mean no harm. And you should know that they, too, are to the liking of many types of girls. If it means anything to you, our BO and the guy who found our models, the only two other people to help out with our team the last tournament, both called your greetings "cute!". So that's it, just wanted to tell you that you can visit our home whenever you feel like it, and to wish you a great 2021. We won't officially join the upcoming GCUP, but may have some friendly matches if we finish some things on time. We are planning to (finally, slowly) make some changes and improvements to our team, to celebrate our first year being hosted on smug. So you know where to find us, and hopefully we can have some mostly friendly matches soon enough. Oh, and if you wanna find out a bit more about what is our slow-burning taste like, you could join us for our weekend streams. I'm telling you now because we are just starting a new season next week. We have streams both on Saturdays and Sundays, I'm leaving you the thread with all the info right here: https://smuglo.li/yuri/res/7437.html#7437 Consider yourselves invited. That's it, hope to see you around, have a great year!
>>1971 Thank/u/!
>>1971 What a kind greeting! >I saw you had a bit of an altercation with one of the residents, but please don't take it wrong. Antisocial butches are a small part of our fauna, indeed, but they mean no harm. I can't imagine we'd be too popular with ordinary lesbians. I mean, unless you have a raped-straight fetish then something like /cuckquean/ would just come across as an attempt to assault your sexuality and corrupt a space where you feel you can express yourself.

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