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>>1356
New Dresden Files book came out last week, and I just finished it. More board-relevant material in this one, but there's been several books of setup so it takes some explaining.
So there's this girl, Molly, who is the main character's wizard apprentice for a few books, and also she really wants to jump his bones because sometimes teenage girls fall for tall men in positions of authority who've saved their lives a few times. At first Dresden shoots her down hard because she's a teenager and he doesn't consider it proper to sleep with an apprentice (though apparently not all wizards agree on that last point, as rampant sexual emotion can manifest dangerously for novice practitioners).
Later Molly is no longer his apprentice, but an independent wizard in her 20s. So now they can date? Well... there's a lot going on in both their lives, and she doesn't manage to talk him into it before something else happens that means she lost her chance. Specific spoilers:
an unusual circumstance results in her becoming recruited as the youngest royalty of the Winter Court of the Fae. Now this is a problem because the Fae courts have 3 royals each, representing the archetypes of Maiden, Mother, and Crone. Molly is now in the Maiden role for Winter. Guess what the Maiden isn't allowed to do? That's right - anything sexual. She goes any further than a kiss and her partner gets blasted by powerful magic. Useful as a secret weapon, but frustrating for a young woman with needs... especially as her role seems to inflict magical arousal under some circumstances.
Anyway near the end of this most recent book,
Battle Ground, it transpires that Dresden is forcibly engaged to the
de facto queen of the White Court vampires mentioned earlier, because
he got mixed up with the Fae like an idiot and he can be forced into that kind of thing now. Molly tries to intervene and argue for them to at least have a year of courting before deciding to go through with it, and while she gets her way, she is also punished by having to arrange all the courting. So basically, now she's forced to set up dates and public appearances for her crush and the succubus queen, for a year, ending in their marriage if nothing happens to call it off, and as a bonus she gets to be sexually frustrated the whole time.
Pics related; I looked up some images of the characters mentioned here.
>>699
>Lick their feet
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