News! Cuckquean-tan has not only won the coveted Golden Boot (which she shared with two other captains, hurrhurr) but also the Golden Ball for best performance in the Knockout Stage of this Cup:
>It's not often a player with zero points in the Group Stage contends for Golden Boot, let alone Golden Ball, but Cuckquean-tan's 6 goal, 2 assist performance through the Knockout Stage put her name on both trophies. Highlighted by what was almost Goal of the Tournament against /ausneets/, a hat trick against /yuri/, and the dagger goal in the 3rd Place Game, the debut Cup for her and her team was one to remember, even if it didn't start out that way.
>The most difficult choice I had to make, second only to Goal of the Tournament. /cuckquean/'s captain had a terrible performance through the Group Stage. Amazingly though, CQ-tan turned it around in the Knockouts, with all 6 of her goals, and 2 assists coming in the final stage. Her 8 points were actually matched by Mussolini (3-5), but I just couldn't look past her surge of goal scoring. She single-handedly took down /yuri/ with a hat trick in the Quarters, almost earned Goal of the Tournament too. Again, it was tough.
Also, by statistics, our gal Cuckquean-tan was Best Player and our keeper COCK OR GTFO had the most saves! Not only that, but we were the hand holding the dagger that lead to /kind/'s Golden Screw, and we were a finalist for Goal of the Tournament (webm related).
Also, in this poster's 'umble opinion, we also caused the best cleat-on-neck moment in which the GNU/Linux Cuckquean/Lesbianism copypasta was read out following our victory over /yuri/.