How dare you! Ample bosom is a sign of femininity, maturity and fertility. It's no wonder why some kind of... peculiar men obsesses over the features (or the lack thereof) of elfs.
It's always easier for a man to have his way with an elf than with a female human because elfs are always in heat for human shaft. Which makes them the consolation prize or just a sex relief tool for men with high sex drive and that's the case of my husband.
After he is done with our elf, my husband's attention is all towards me. I'm the mother and queen of our home, in control, specially over the money. In other words, I pay for the elf, she's actually mine.
Read that again and think about it, my dear! Just because you can be seen as a mistress, in reality you're the lowest form of life living among humans.
Honestly, I pity you. Your "male" elfs make our soyboys look like masculinity incarnated.
By the way, dwarfs don't have elf servants. Not that I'm aware of. Rest assured, I'm human.