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Liru the Werewolf Anon 03/16/2022 (Wed) 01:38:08 No.6517 [Reply]
I really love Liru. ❤
Forever ever

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Anon 03/14/2022 (Mon) 15:30:32 No.6512 [Reply]
When I was 16 I had to go to the doctor to get circumcised and her twelve year old daughter saw me naked. How do I cope with this?
/b/ posts are not /comfy/

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Call Center Anon's Adventures Thread Anon 02/12/2022 (Sat) 02:15:48 No.6362 [Reply]
>Be spic-boy in spic country >Wanna stop being a n337 >Know how to speak the engrish because of my chan posting career >Apply to different jobs >Engrish Call-center calls me back >*got le job* >it's literally being paid to be bullied by anglo-clients while strictly following guidelines So, this is the beginning of my adventures, my dear friends. Eberry day I work I will post at this thread what happened.
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I'm OP. Hello frens, will tell you what happened today. >Be having a call with boomer >Say to boomer I must verify his account so he can cancel >"oh yes i can send it to your cellphone, it's a text message with a verification code" >boomer agrees >"okay, I sent it to you, you can check your cellphone right now to see if it arrived" >boomer hangs up immediately to check his text messages on his phone >mfw boomer clients I also gotta say that my first call today the guy who I was attending got quite frustrated and he said "ur engrish sucks" to me in that pretty murrican snobbish way. It was pretty unkind; I wrote on the interaction report that he was unkind so next time anybody who has to handle this guy will know he was pretty unkind to me. Though, I'd think it coulda be quite frustrating when trying to cancel your subscription but the process is pretty messy and the guy who has to attend you won't even speak right; we all gotta blame the tribe who "outsourced" the contact-center services to third-world country corporations in order to save more shekerus at the expense of the customers' experience. I don't really like this job and I'm even getting into this kind of mood where I can't enjoy a thing because the fact that I will have to get into this hell tomorrow again won't leave my mind, but I want to stay in that job for at least two months so I can save enough shekerus; am asking help from heaven. I will make this thread as long as I can; it will be both my motivation and my way to cope with all of this. My goal is to desensitize myself from this whole call-center thing and for it to become just another clock in and clock out from a boring and repetitive job that I won't suffer at, and also bring some funny stories to you; wish me luck frens. The kind vs unkind score today was: 10 kind people to 2 unkind people. I also felt like punching somebody today.
>>6363 >My goal is to desensitize myself from this whole call-center thing Best of luck, anon. I'm not sure if I could handle that kind of work, but try and remember it's like you said >strictly following guidelines The unkind people are only frustrated with the situation and you shouldn't take it personally. I hope you can get the shekerus you need and come away from the experience with some good stories to tell. If you can keep it up, I look forward to reading about your posts. Also, if you call a number in the US and some autist answers by speaking random Japanese phrases, that might be me. Whenever I suspect a telemarketer I sometimes will open with random Japanese phrases that I know because I am a weeb. Spanish, for example, does not stop them because they usually have a Spanish speaker that they can transfer the call to, but with Japanese telemarketers will become confused and give up and I find it amusing.
>>6362 I got fired from a call center because my boss listened to a call where I was being rude to a customer and basically called me out for treating customers differently based on their race. (I was being patronizing to sheepskins, but in my defense they literally were quacking stoopy and couldn't understand basic things so I slowed down my speech for them to hear but apparently it was really demeaning or something).

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Anon 07/25/2021 (Sun) 10:47:59 No.5286 [Reply]
how do i acquire the rights to use an existing song for my commercial project eg a long running manga such as a teaser trailer or promotional music video? songs like paramor or japan's uverworld? how much do you pay?
>>5286 >how do i acquire the rights to use an existing song for my commercial project eg a long running manga such as a teaser trailer or promotional music video? Contact artist or agency and ask >songs like paramor or japan's uverworld? how much do you pay? Anything you can negotiate. Also depends if they like your project or not
>>5287 anyway you know how to reach these names?
>>5287 sorry, i mean any example of contacting artists of these sorts? From sony to avex, maybe vevo, how to reach each one or any of them properly for these sort of rights or maybe "buy" their stuff? also thanks for coming by.
>>5288 Just write them an email.also google it, there are guides on this.
>>5286 Do you have a specific song in mind? There are online music libraries that you can buy music to use for projects on.

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Anon 03/06/2022 (Sun) 16:05:01 No.6470 [Reply]
I’m trying to create a board on 8chan... What the quack does “BOARD URI” mean? Could anyone help? I’m sorry, it’s kinda embarrassing....
It's the name of the board, for example this board's URI is 'comfy'
>>6470 Lookup what URI and URL are online in computer / internet related context.

Chill Music Anonymous 09/01/2019 (Sun) 14:14:09 No.921 [Reply] [Last]
Since this is /cafe/, how about a thread of music to relax to with a hot drink while it's raining outside? Here's some Café de Touhou to start.
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>>6259 Anon honestly, you just press the play button and it plays
>>921 WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEATH METAL?
I don't like OMAM much but this song is like a nursery rhyme, i like it a lot
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Anon 02/18/2022 (Fri) 11:39:20 No.6409 [Reply]
I am still eager to know about cloud computing.
Ask a technology board
>>6409 1) it's not really a "cloud"
>>6414 yes i know that
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pdf attached discusses the real world background of "the cloud"

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idefokilledsomepests 02/17/2022 (Thu) 05:22:08 No.6398 [Reply]
Any artist, or dev here? i wanna make succesful VN, something of the caliber of top grossing like maybe one piece... without copying, whats my strategy to produce a single product while factoring the current trend and taste and then deriving the value into the quality and quantity i should be producing? Looking for some basic mathemathics on, sales forecasting of sorts...
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>>6398 dude, are you literally the same person as this >>5909, >>6007, >>6108 and >>6187?
>>6402 This style of posting has been showing up on many boards, on and off the webring, for some time now. Whether it's a single autist, or a bot, or other posters have now taken this trope and are running with it, IDK. It's been annoying to various slow boards when their catalog is suddenly flooded with these posts that are maybe spam or maybe not spam. Maybe an attempt at spamming and derailing with plausible deniability? Some board owners have started treating these posts as spam and deleting them. Maybe there is some gimmick in the pictures that might explain things? IDK, but these posts are popping up eberrywhere.
ah i filtered it, now i cant read it...

Chats NudeNinax 06/24/2021 (Thu) 14:10:32 No.5173 [Reply]
Hey I'm new does anybody want to talk?
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>>6339 >Changed my twitter pfp to something stoopy and provocative, I'm curious as to how long it takes for me to get banned Godspeed, Anon, and thank you for your service.
>>6312 thx anon, might give it a try >>6339 >car accident Saw the other day a car flipped over and a tire missing, two police cars were there and a fire truck. When I saw it I just laughed looked like a car stunt for a movie gone wrong.
Oftentimes silence between people is comfier than talk, but that doesn't work on the Internet because then the site looks like it's dead, not daydreaming.
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>>6344 Arigato Anon-kun. I'm using this pic, I think the letter might be a tad too small for most to see sadly.
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What are your favorite looking computers?

anon cafe the best Anon 12/22/2021 (Wed) 01:05:00 No.6237 [Reply]
hello, does anyone here play piano for hobby maybe playing dirtbag pops song like https://youtu.be/638tZErHvms ? also maybe as good as animenze or pianella, doing the kind of fancy hand moves? can you say what practice work most, either practicing or theorethical work, from prscticing scale to maybe just memorizing chords or perhaps something else?

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