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Meme Thread Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:43:06 No.10900
Please don't let this one die.
>>16183 i have
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>>16251 Nein.
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>>16256 I would probably cringe if someone said John 3:16 was their favorite bible verse yes, like saying "uh, my favorite is the regular one".
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>>16256 I see your John 3:16 and raise you John 15:16
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>>16307 based bishop, crosses are idolatry
>>16332 Go pray in the vacuum of space because everything is idolatry to you people. You will fit there better with your empty skulls.
>>16339 >he took the bait
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>>16340 >he took the bait nyuhuhuh
I found the marine copy pasta but with Christianity. What the frick did you just fricking say about my religion, you small child of the devil? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible Study, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Non-Belivers, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions of Non-believers. I am trained in baptism and I'm the top pastor in the entire Christian Community. You are nothing to me but just another sinner. I will convert you the frick out with blessings the likes of which has never been seen before the eyes of our lord and savior, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that sinful material to me over the Internet? Think again, sinner. As we speak I am contacting my friends and fellow christians and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flood, sinner. The flood that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call science. You're fricking done for, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I convert you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands and the bible of Jesus amen. Not only am I extensively trained in exorcism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of holy water and bibles from the pope himself and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins off the face of God's green earth, you devil child. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your sinful tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you atheist idiot. I will spill holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking blessed, kiddo.
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>>16352 >you devil child.
>>16374 seek help
>>16374 New pasta just dropped
>>16182 John Lennon was shot by a Christian fundamentalist for saying the beatles were bigger than jesus. He later came to regret it and pleaded guilty, he refused to do any interviews because he didnt want the fame of being a murderer and now jew media tries to spin it as if he had a list of people he planned to shoot to get famous.
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>>14484 PrayersFromAbigail is a vtuber but she swings kind of left of evangelicals. From what I've heard gays really hate her so probably not left enough for them. I wouldn't let people shame you for liking anime or Vtubers though anon, it's no greater a distraction from God than sports. Most of the people I know who got into anime got into it when they going through a rough patch, so in a strange way I think even cute shows about fictional children being kind to eachother can be a small means of grace
>>16381 What do you mean shes " swings kind of left of evangelicals."?
>>16383 I think he means that she is a little bit more liberal than what you would expect from evangelical Christians but not liberal enough for the LGBT types
>>16383 Mostly shes female so
I found this list of Christian music that i didn't even know i had.
>>16381 She looks like christ chong but with glasses. Do you think she frequents this board?
>>16375 Why are christians prone to mental illness?
>>16411 Mental illness is a way of thinking that does not conform to >normal&quote; but nowadays normal is just not right!
>>16411 Demons have less reason to attack their own
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>>17854 he will not divide us
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rip my hopes and dreams
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>>10906 God loves us and tells us not to hurt each other and how to best live a happy life. If you love sin and wickedness, if you like hurting people, you won't like heaven. I have never died, so I have no idea what heaven and hell are like. I know God loves us and the wicked aren't in heaven. To me, that sounds like heaven. Don't blame God Almighty for giving YOU free will and expecting no bad to come from your defying the help of the LORD.
I just realized how memes use straw man fallacies and emotional appeals instead of human logic and reason. Humm.. no wonder so many of them, founded in ignorance and emotion, are so utterly ... wrong.
>>17865 top kek
>>18651 True that.
>>20212 >attack the nonbeliever!!! Don't even hesitate or restrain yourself!!!! Feddiest fed go engineer 9/12 on >>/Islam/ or something
>>20229 >>20213 >can't even quote Church Fathers anymore Yikes https://www.newadvent.org/fathers/1901.htm
>>20230 >muh fathers Call no man father. >but muh church faaaathers the roman catholic church is the whore of babylon and them inciting violence is precisely why it's the persecuting beast power of prophecy that persecuted the saints for over a millennium, it also changed times and laws
>>20212 >>20230 Fuck off fag.
>>20248 seethe cathokike
Creationist meme dump
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>>20957 Not even an atheist and I'm winning. Thanks for showing me that I can still take Ws.
>>20957 >Sky Daddy Always found this one funny. It comes from a study that suggests people who have good relationships with their fathers are more likely to be religious. What people who use it unironically fail to realize is that the opposite is also true. And with how many atheists are/were angsty teenagers rebelling against their fundie parents, is it really surprising?
>>20967 People without a loving father have a hard time imagining a loving Creator Father, it's just a plain fact. And fundamentalism hasn't been as prevalent as people seem to think for centuries.

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