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Welcome to /christian/! christianjanny Board volunteer 09/08/2022 (Thu) 13:43:39 ID: ab0941 No.17677 [Reply]
GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST! Welcome to /christian/, the webring's hub for discussion of Christianity, faith, the hard questions, and the Gospel Truth! Rules 1. Follow the global rules; do not post illegal content. 2. Do not post pornography, lewd, or semi-lewd imagery of any form. If it's intention is to arouse, it will be deleted. 3. Do not spam threads or posts. 4. Do not advertise other imageboards. 5. Do not post anything that attacks/insults Christianity. Good-faith debate and discussion is allowed; make sure your posts are high quality, well-written, and well-researched. 6. Put effort into your posts. Low-quality threads and posts (including bait, off-topic, flaming, or nonsense/schizoposting) will be deleted. 7. One-liner questions that don't need their own thread go in QTDDTOT >>6836 . If your thread was deleted, there is a good chance it was moved here instead.

/christian/ Meta thread Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 09:38:59 No.144 [Reply] [Last]
Hello and welcome all to /christian/, the new church of the cafe. I'll be taking over from the old owner, so if there's anything you want to tell me about the board, go ahead and do it here. In addition, I'm looking for a few mods to maintain the status of the board. If you're interested, please, contact me at churchofanoncafe@airmail.cc to let me know. ^old BOs email, my email is saysh@cock.lu
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please ban slurs

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Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 09:25:26 ID: 3ea170 No.18592 [Reply]
It annoys me to see when Christians fight over each other like calling any Catholic pedophile or Protestant fag lover. That makes us hypocrites.
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>>18777 The LORD promised the Church will prevail until the end times. Well....
>>18779 what if, Rome isn't the true church and this just a sign of nothing
>>18774 >through Peter God would tell us what is and is not a sin God alone has the authority to define sin and He did so in His law. The pope of Rome has absolutely no authority to add to His law. >It hurts me to hear protestants twist the plain meaning of the LORD And it hurts me to know papists do not read the bible, they only believe the lies they've been told. It is obvious you have never actually read Matthew since you have not read just 2 chapters later when the promise given in 16 is fulfilled and the Lord gives the keys to all of the apostles together "Truly I say to you (plural), whatever you (plural) bind on earth shall have been bound in heaven; and whatever you (plural) loose on earth shall have been loosed in heaven." >Insults and semantic arguments, claims that the LORD was babbling about rocks, I've heard them all and it's just painful. The idea that the plain meaning of Matthew 16 has something to do with the management structure of a medieval corporation based in central Italy is incredible, and would have been quite a shock to the early Church, almost as incredible as making the claim while refusing even to pretend to defend it. This is not what a "plain meaning" is my friend, this is called a tradition of men, which one is utterly consumed in so that they take it for granted and reading the text of scripture so presume it they insert it wholesale into a text which knows nothing of it. You see the papacy here only because that is your tradition, but nobody without already being familiar with it has ever derived the papacy from this text, because it is not there.
Stop acting like threads aren't always derailed by some catholic kvetching like a jew about protestants. Every single time, something that has nothing to do with denominations at all, something that Christians don't even disagree about, some catholic will show up to kvetch about prots.
>>18956 It's the same thing on 4chan too, especially the Bible threads on /lit/ when those were still allowed.

Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 07:56:10 ID: c9d795 No.17910 [Reply]
I believe revelations will happen in our lifetimes. Get ready to die for Christ.
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>thousands of years of worshipping fictional skydaddies I wonder if in the future people will use "you can't prove Superman and The Avengers aren't real!" as an argument.
>>17910 I have had visions of there being many martyrs in America over this past year and a half. I hope it is not true, but given that our persecutors hate anyone who upholds the Faith, I fear that those who submit to them will never know God.
Yes. It's about to get nasty. A Catholic was arrested the other day by the FBI for shoving a Moloch baby killer who got in his face. That the Satanist Gaia worshipers plan on murdering 7 billion people leaving just half a billion slaves was etched in stone until someone (probably the owners) blew up the Georgia Guidestones. President Obama's "Science Czar" was co-author of a book on how to exterminate 7 billion people. This is a real plan. You're going to die, it's just a matter of how and when.
>>18314 Why are Torpedos allowed to post here anyway? They don't make any good posts ever. It's always just some LGBT pedophile.

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christian identity Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 17:51:05 ID: 8bf762 No.18902 [Reply]
discussion for christian identity;merely analysis and discussion without endorsing it. How big is the movement and does it pose a real problem/danger for USA communities? is it a fed honeypot?(im not from usa) >im interesting in tracing their Dual Seedline theology and Mud Beast doctrines from a historical where-when point of view I also know for a fact theyre a more evil offspring of brit-sh israelism.
>>18902 This is probably the best exposing of the seedline doctrine I have seen and it's written by a proponent of Christian Identity as well. https://missiontoisrael.org/didshe-pt1.php
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>>18903 >satan-cain seed is a talmudic doctrine Whom do they (orthodox jews)identify as cain-spawn,tho? Is it same stuff with military rabbis wanting to genocide "amalek"(gaza people)?
Wait, are there more trolls in this board than Christians? Asking for a Friend.
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>>18913 I'm both, but I rarely post here, but I also use demonology and other things considered to be black magic by most churches so it's all a matter of subjectivity as long as God The Creator comes before all other Gods.
>>18919 be careful anon, I dont even do black magick and I have a succubus stalker ever since I do nofap

Rant about my failed Christian life, woman and God. Anonymous 07/27/2022 (Wed) 03:29:54 No.14879 [Reply]
I feel like God won't give me a girlfriend and i know how pathetic this topic is (if i wasn't anonymous i wouldn't be talking about this) but it's a big part of my dream in life to have a pretty girlfriend, and i had one when i was a teen but she became difficult and i was mean to her as payback and the relationship went bad, after i left, she became a huge whore and slept with every guy her brother brought home. How do i know the same won't happen with whatever conservative woman that takes a chance on me? Mark 10:8 and the two will become one flesh.’d So they are no longer two, but one flesh. 9 Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.” I don't understand this because men and women have clearly been separated, many have been divorced. There are some awful men and women out there. Since God won't give a girlfriend i become my own pathetic idea of a lustful God through porn, and make sex accessible to me, and in doing so i don't need anyone. But my porn addiction has hurt some of my relationships and almost got me arrested had it not been for the mercy of God and other people. You can see how this is becoming a dangerous self fulfilling prophecy. I don't think i can stop masturbating, almost all my life is lewd entertainment, i don't think i can stop, i claim to be Christian but don't follow Jesus, i rather not speak of convictions because i am not an example of holy living. I claim to be against the satanic world but i also indulge in porn, the male side of the modern world. What time i spend not using porn i spend studying the bible with other Christians, Christianity is my hobby not my moral compass, and i have failed it. Some women complain that men only want them for sex, yet at least that is something, women don't want anything from me. Why did God have to make women and men duel each other for sex. I feel like it's a hopeless situation, women are almost biologically designed to value whoredom and our society promotes that.
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> a big part of my dream in life to have a pretty girlfriend, and i had one when i was a teen but she became difficult and i was mean to her as payback and the relationship went bad, > God doesn't give us what's bad for us e.g. "a pretty girlfriend". >Since God won't give a girlfriend i become my own pathetic idea of a lustful God through porn, Don't blame God for your exercising your free will in a bad way. Pray for a wife who is a good Christian, does her Christian duty, and will help raise your children in a Christian life. This is why Catholics, per the Book of Job in the Bible, pray to saints. Saints are servants of God. If our prayers asks for anything bad for us or the church (like take our cross away) then the saint cleans it up and prays to God to give us something good. >>18850 It was the devil, not God, that tempted Jesus Christ in the desert with money, power and fame. yes, the meek shall inherit the earth. I don't get those who think God is a genie that just grants wishes. God looks to giving you every opportunity to choose heaven and not hell. But if you're stuck on hell.
>>18873 >It was the devil, not God, that tempted Jesus Christ in the desert with money, power and fame. >yes, the meek shall inherit the earth. >I don't get those who think God is a genie that just grants wishes. OP isn't asking for money, power, fame, or to inherit the earth. He is asking for basic human sustenance. To that end he should be praying the Lord's Prayer and believing in it.
>>18880 Did Christ have a woman? How is a "Pretty woman" as a girl friend "basic human sustenance"? It's not. Only two apostles were married, and one, Saint Paul, put his Wife aside to do the Lords work. Christ's context of "bread" was bread is His body. Better to pray and give thanks for what you have rather than ask for things that you don't need. Give thanks for a roof over your head, food to eat, water to drink because many people don't even have that. Pray for them, not for a "pretty woman". Better to pray for a Christian wife than a pretty girlfriend.
>>18918 >Did Christ have a woman? How is a "Pretty woman" as a girl friend "basic human sustenance"? There were several women that followed Christ, among them Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, and Mary. And God created woman for the companionship of man (Gen 2:18). >Christ's context of "bread" was bread is His body. Words can refer to multiple ideas and St. Jerome translated the adjective attached to the bread of the Lord's Prayer as both superstantial bread and daily bread between Matthew and Luke. We ask Christ for both our physical and spiritual sustenance by the verse. >Better to pray for a Christian wife than a pretty girlfriend. Usually one seeks a girlfriend to become a wife. You are right in admonishing OP's genie logic however.
>>14879 God won't stop giving me dreams about the love of my life. He won't even let me know why I love her so much when I should hate her. This isn't even the worst part of the dreams. I'd go into the details, but there's not much point to that, the dreams are nothing sexual or even lustful though. I will say she's been married so I don't know why God keeps giving me these damned dreams. I could also go into how her friend used me too, but why bother. In my experiences, women are heartless and many of them derive pleasure from abusing and even destroying men. And most of them are brainwashed to be like this from a young age by MTV and Yidsney and the menace of the movies and the governmental schools which promote promiscuous sex and even sodomy and all the rest of it. Even kids shows and movies are full of feminist nonsense (it's so prevalent, even many of you wouldn't notice it at first), and feminism is a curse from God against men who failed in their Godly duties, I'd quote the scripture right now but I'm too depressed from this damned dream to have the motivation to do it. Where are you even supposed to find a nice honest woman to wife that isn't some 35+ year old whore who spent the last 20 years sleeping with every guy from here to Timbuktu but decided now's a good time to settle down and exploit a nice guy? All the good ones get married off when they're still young and fertile (which is the whole point of marriage), the rest of them seem to "chase careers" after 4+ years of whoring out in college, then only want men who make more than them for their love of money so they can stay at home and use their husband as an ATM. Even if you wanted to go for an 18 year old straight out of HS and even with her father's permission, she's already been brainwashed to believe partying and swinging and being a whore is "liberating" and "progress" and whatever other nonsense from media, peers, and even teachers.

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Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 07:17:43 ID: b828aa No.18675 [Reply] [Last]
What is the best Orthodox Bible in English or Spanish for a curious Catholic? I really have no idea where to start. Bonus points for epub.
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>>18932 Criticism only teaches if there is corresponding shame on the part of the guilty party. >this is really wrong I can see why a leftist infiltrator would say this. >>18933 It isn't that you believe in something bad, it's that leftists are infected with parasitic brain worms and any attempts to tolerate them will only lead to further contamination.
>>18935 "It's not that you're lost, it's that your lost" How convincing.
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>>18936 "Lost" implies a flawed soul that seeks redemption. A leftist is not so much a lost soul as a creature born without a soul at all.
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>>18937 >>18936 Also, you are mistaken if you think my goal is to convince you.
>>18675 >Orthodox Bible in English or Spanish for a curious Catholic The blind leading the blind.

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Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 18:12:10 ID: 8e281d No.17315 [Reply]
I am a Catholic that is considering Protestantism. Since I have been trying to be Catholic my conscience is always burdened by sin in an effort to maintain a 'state of grace' and I have increasingly inclined to consider that a sisyphean task as my conscience is seemingly too feeble for that. Catholic apologetics always criticised Protestantism as 'easy believism', but ironically enough that view has become more attractive to me, but now I realise that view is a fringe belief among mainline protestants. So what is even the point of being Protestant if you still have to have works to maintain your salvation?
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>>18874 >Who is God protesting to?! There is no higher authority above God for God to protest. The Son to the Father, "for My Father is greater than I" (John 14:28).
>>18881 In a way, you can say that Jesus was Protesting under the meaning of testifying FOR something. Not all who testify for something are of one of the now thousands of human made Protestant religions. Thus claiming that Jesus was a protestant because he protested against the false religion of the talmud is an error.
>>18881 One God, three persons. I asked who God is protesting "against" to? protest prə-tĕst′, prō-, prō′tĕst″ intransitive verb 1 To express a strong objection to (something). 2 To participate in a public demonstration in opposition to (something): synonym: object. 3 To promise or affirm earnestly, as after being doubted. Yes, it is from one of those Dictionaries made from lazy English majors who believes that if enough people use a word incorrectly, the meaning of the word changes.
>>18917 Yes, one God, three persons. He is protesting against, objecting to the religious authorities and passing judgement upon them unto the Father. The Father did not take on flesh. Jesus being fully God as the Son, was also fully man incarnate in the flesh, Son of God and Son of Man, and he related to the Father as a man would while on Earth. We see this in instances of Jesus praying to the Father and in his saying to the disciples that he will ask the Father to send the Spirit in John 14:16. So you seem to deny the personhood of Christ that you should ask, "who God is protesting to," for you should also then ask, "who God is praying to" and "who God is asking to send the Spirit," and the answer in both is the person of the Son to the person of the Father, who together along with the person of the Spirit is one God.
>>17412 >muh church fathers You follow men instead of God or Christ. You can read all about the early church in the NT too, they never worshipped idols and kissed statues/paintings of mary or "patron saints". They didn't even have their own churches, they were still worshipping in the synagogues on the Bible sabbath as stated in the NT. It wasn't until persecution against jews and persecution from jews against Christians that they had to leave the synagouges and decided to change times and laws Daniel 7:25, and when Rome instituted its sunday rest, the vast majority of people still kept God's laws over man's traditions. It's funny, how many times Christ was given an opportunity to say sabbath didn't matter anymore, that there are only 9 commandments now, but instead he only ever argued about what was lawful to do. There was never any debate over whether or not it mattered, he was only ever accused of breaking the sabbath by healing but he clarified that was lawful to do as it is good. Yet practically all of you will argue against God's law in defense of your tradition. It really boils down to who you worship and who you follow. You either follow God and His laws or you follow men and his traditions. It's a really simple choice, you either get the Seal of God or you get the Mark of the Beast. There are only two choices. You'd better get right with God (your fraudulent church organizations are not God, same for RCC and JW and Mormons and whatever other fake Christian cults out there).

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To the uppity Romanists browsing Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 07:06:13 ID: eb7d78 No.18944 [Reply]
/christian/ is a Reformation board and if this offends you, you can take your idolatry back over the Tiber.
Ah so this is why the board is shit.
>>18945 why's that? there are actual Christians here who want to obey God instead of pagan idol worshippers who LARP as Christian and obey man's traditions rather than God's laws?

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 16:00:04 ID: 7f2cef No.18622 [Reply]
The Jews are not the ultimate enemy, Satanism is, and the Jews fall under the Satanic umbrella. Jews are only one of the groups in power subverting the world, while satanism encompasses any group with secret rituals or magic practicing or worship of a satanic entity (any non-Christian God), any group that goes against God by trying to confuse the genders or make woman higher than men, or legitimize homosexuality.
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Christ the LORD said the Jews were the Synagogue of Satan. Are we saying Christ was wrong? Why even post here then if we think Christ was fallible? And in looking at the world today, it's pretty clear that Christ was absolutely right.
>>18636 Not all of them, but a worrying number of them are.
>>18810 >Are we saying Christ was wrong? YesChad.png
>>18810 Jews that reject Christ are the Synagogue of Satan. Anyone who is not of Christ is of the devil. This includes atheists and others who make common cause, knowingly or not, with demons. Jews are not some unique inherently evil group, many of them embraced Christ when he came to this world and understood that the New Covenant had come. If you maintain that all Jews are somehow evil by nature, you blaspheme the Lord, his apostles and the prophets.
>>18810 Synagogue is a Greek word meaning assembly. They were literally assembling to serve Satanic ends in trying to put him to death. There are many Satanists in this world as >>18924 says

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