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/christian/ Meta thread Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 09:38:59 No.144 [Reply]
Hello and welcome all to /christian/, the new church of the cafe. I'll be taking over from the old owner, so if there's anything you want to tell me about the board, go ahead and do it here. In addition, I'm looking for a few mods to maintain the status of the board. If you're interested, please, contact me at churchofanoncafe@airmail.cc to let me know.
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>>172 What's wrong with 9chan? I have not lurked there in months though. >>348 Ancient pagan societies were too and here we are.

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Shitposting thread Anonymous 11/06/2020 (Fri) 02:40:16 No.267 [Reply]
for shitposts
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>>292 >>293 Jesús es un judío
>>294 Tenia mas de budista que de judio pero bueno, nominalmente si lo era.
>>292 I bought a Nácar-Colunga recently and seems pretty good, never liked the popular cheap produced editions ("edición pastoral"). Also look for a Straubinger if you can. And keep in mind that in the Old Testament they frequently use YHVH/Adonai so they translate it as Yahvé or less frequently Jehová.
>>351 >And keep in mind that in the Old Testament they frequently use YHVH/Adonai so they translate it as Yahvé or less frequently Jehová. So heartening to see them use the true name of G*d. Shalom!>>351

Anonymous 01/06/2021 (Wed) 05:49:50 No.324 [Reply]
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Whoever you and your group are, if you declare yourselves enemies of the Cross, then you shall perish without fail.
>>344 This. I understand why any right-minded individuals would want to call out the evils of the Globohomo machinations going on -- of which Jewish men constitute the large majority. But attempting to conflate that Satanic evil with the astoundingly loving and sacrificial propitiation the Son of God Jesus Christ made for us to afford salvation for us all is ludicrous. Not only is it misguided to the highest degree possible (b/c as you imply, you by definition exclude yourself from eternal life that being the only route) but it's obviously yet more puppeteering by Satan against humanity. Set up a cadre of globohomo kikes into power, then point to them and say "See! Look how God is!11". Utter insanity.
>>324 Yet Adolph Hitler himself was a Roman Catholic? The man even married Eva just before his own death!
>>346 >Adolph Hitler himself was a Roman Catholic Lol

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Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:24:55 No.37 [Reply]
Hey, christian bros, We have just relaunched the Infinity Cup! What better way to celebrate your two trophy titles than adding a third one? https://anon.cafe/icup/ is the place, come and be there!
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>>287 it would be cool to enter this at least for friendlys but i'm not sure what nation we would represent the best i can think is northern ireland since our logo is based on theirs does anyone have another suggestion?
>>325 The Vatican counts as a country.
>>339 we can do that i just hope the protestants on the board don't mind
>>341 You could do what /islam/ is doing. They're representing the collective of Muslim nations or whatever. So you guys could ride as the unity of Christendom or something similar. Do the Orthodox have anything against the Vatican as well or am I misremembering?
>>342 if thats allowed then we could represent christendom

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Anonymous 12/28/2020 (Mon) 05:43:26 No.319 [Reply]
Was it autism?
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>>329 Cringe!
>>331 Yikes!
Kikes!
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>>327 You have no power here LARPagan!
>>338 >doos bolt die for Israel Yikes

Image Thread Anonymous 05/15/2020 (Fri) 03:23:27 No.52 [Reply]
Post Christian art and images here. I have a massive folder from years on 8/christian/, but I understand cafe's resources are strained from all the refugees and additional boards so I won't dump them all at once.
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>>75 This is giving me half gangsta vibes half STALKER vibes
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>>78 Thank you for that anon. I really needed it.
>>336 Is he a sinner for wasting an opportunity to help his people? I don't get it.

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What race was Jesus Christ? Anonymous 11/16/2020 (Mon) 03:42:25 No.275 [Reply]
More importantly, does it matter?
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>>312 Glad to help.
>>314 Megatron was right Gas the bots race war now.
>>316 >Would Megatron supersede Hitler if he was real? (Specifically G1 cartoon Megatron) >Despite being dead for almost a century Adolf Hitler and the movement he lead he still talked about and discussed as if he were alive. Some have nicknamed this the Hitler industrial complex. This phenomenon specifically took shape during the 80's. After many movies and documentaries Hitler went from just another dictator to histories biggest baddie. However would this same phenomenon would have occurred in a universe where during the 1980's humanity not only discovered alien life but outright got involved in a civil war between two factions of the same species. Think about it though he probably didn't amass the same kill count as Hitler since the Autobots kept getting in the way, Megatron did have a handful of success such as all the time his forces occupied major American cities, humiliated the militaries of Earth and let's not forget got Cybertron in Earths orbit. All this in addition to the fact that he did conqueror an entire planet could of diverged the medias attention from the historical crimes committed by the Nazis to the current crimes committed by the Decepticons. So perhaps instead of political ideologues and edgy teens branding people they don't like as literally Hitler, they'd brand them as literally Megatron. Also just imagine the debates on whether or not the Decepticons are left or right.
Jesus was a Semitic man, who probably looked like a mix of Jewish and Assyrian. it doesn't really matter, especially not if you believe in the egalitarian doctrines of Christianity, which explicitly reject the various tribal/national differences between us. also, every culture depicts Jesus as one of their own.
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>>334 >every culture depicts Jesus as one of their own Jesus is depicted as a mildly pale caucasoid in every latin american society even in the "almost" pure blooded tribal towns who rule themselves, one exception is the socially resentful african descended people who cast The Man as a negro with straight hair. The natives could've very easily painted him as a young, powerful tribal leader who behaved as a peaceful sage/medicine man who knew how to avoid conflict rather than an antique-era desert miracle man yet they still highly respect the original story... at least the non-U.S.-based tribes.

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Anonymous 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:35:26 No.321 [Reply]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NICE SPOOKS NERD
>>321 The idea that spooks are bad is also a spook

/christian/ reading 04/29/2020 (Wed) 23:19:43 No.28 [Reply]
Aside from the obvious, what relevant reads have you come across?
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>>41 Don't make assumptions. Even if it appears to be the case, in which case, prepare, but do not make the final judgement.
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>>43 Yeah, I could be a Jansenist.
>>28 Just a quick look into some of the texts listed under the Fiction section, and it's clear that Les Miserables and Paradise Lost are filled with heretical nonsense (e.g. in PL, an angel discourages Adam from building a temple due to it being "idolatry"). Otherwise, there's some decent texts. >>33 This is a much better chart.
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greetings anons. newfag christbro here. i just read 12 rules for life by jordan peterson. i know its a meme book and all that, i know that a lot of people doubt he's even christian but he got me reading the bible and now im here. my favourite parts in 12 rules was when he wrote about the bible from a symbolic /psychological perspective. can you guys recommend any books like that? im looking specifically for books that go into the symbolism or jungian takes of the bible.
>>38 >2020 >Still believing the gommunists are gonna take over the world

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Happy Christmas Anonymous 12/25/2020 (Fri) 03:56:56 No.297 [Reply]
i wanted to make this thread to wish all you anons a happy Christmas and that we all celebrate the incarnation of Jesus Christ
Edited last time by sayshcq on 12/25/2020 (Fri) 03:57:31.
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Merry Christmas from /co/ as well!
Jesus was a kike. I spit on him
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>>297 Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas /christian/!
Merry Christmas from /fascist/ nope, we aren't all pagan

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