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Welcome to Anon/cafe/! Anonymous Board owner 09/01/2019 (Sun) 03:02:31 No. 1 [Reply]
Anon/cafe/ is a board for laid-back, comfy discussion. Relax and enjoy.

Feel free to use /cafe/ as a place to shelter and regroup if your home board(s) can’t be reached. It’s one of the things that Anon/cafe/ is for.
Edited last time by root_admin on 10/02/2019 (Wed) 09:48:43.

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Anonymous 09/05/2019 (Thu) 14:32:29 No. 8 [Reply]
Dead site, dead board.
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Here are your options:
1. Stop shilling
2. Join the webring
They can’t because they’re part of the discord “Alt Chan Federation” who decided to try and scam anons. The info is at https://julay.world/cow/res/7486.html
>Some back story: On 9/12/19, the admins of Julay were invited into a private Discord server populated with admins from several imageboards. These admins were seeking to build an "imageboard federation". They ran multiple gayops; shilling their boards all over 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and some forums populated by boomers. They agreed to split the userbase of various boards like /pol/, /x/, /v/, and others between their websites. There were schemes to make money off anons and drive them into various unrelated websites and GoFundMe/fund raising operations.
No, we're not part of the Alt Chan Federation anymore. That business is a large part of the reason Xchan decided to leave. We've severed ties with them and are on our own. We are not interested in e-drama and mudslingling.
>We are not interested in e-drama and mudslingling.
So stop with the parasitic shilling on the webring, then.
What's parasitic? Before I posted here, no one did since 6 days ago; a little discussion was generated, too. If anything, that's the opposite of "parasitic".

Anyways, thanks to the anons who were welcoming, I hope your board picks back up.

Chill Music Anonymous 09/01/2019 (Sun) 14:14:09 No. 4 [Reply]
Since this is /cafe/, how about a thread of music to relax to with a hot drink while it's raining outside? Here's some Café de Touhou to start.
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I forgot about the spacey guitar blubs from this song going left and right, reminds me of fixing my original headphones.
And this one is more sensual
Shion neet song
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>>382 Love the comfy pic anon, as for a tune, I enjoy this one myself, not sure if its here or not, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

Absolutely adore the first three phoniex wright games, great story, humor, characters, and music. Pop one in the ole 3ds and enjoy a nice quiet evening under the covers.
Loved this track, strong vibes of temporary relief
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Perfect roadtrip and cruisin' music.

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8chan Anonymous 09/14/2019 (Sat) 03:20:56 No. 24 [Reply]
Do you think 8chan is ever coming back?
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8kun is cancer. Sorry.
nice pilpul fag
8kun is far too dodgy, anyone with half a brain can see the glowing trash-heap that is 8kun.
8kun is official 8chan, same administration, low on mods
If its the same then why have all the webring boards abandoned it?

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A humble travelling historians desire travelling historian 01/14/2020 (Tue) 13:16:21 No. 624 [Reply]
Greetings to all indigeneous creatures of this board.

I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land.

Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian.

"A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
Fuck off.
Begone, fool, back to the accursed place whose mark you bear.

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Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 17:19:10 No. 387 [Reply]
Reminder that the World belongs to us, the Young People
Can I trade it in for store credit?
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Being a loli is invaluable.
Make a change in the world. Affect something. Most importantly, do your best.

Some of these pages read like SCP entries (or RCP authority entries, if you prefer).
I really like the strange boundary between the things we know and the things that we do not know. That's where the mystery happens, and it's what makes learning new things so much fun.


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NEED HELP IBO##EDGkd4 12/09/2019 (Mon) 23:09:52 No. 585 [Reply]
>be me
>life is pretty fucked up
>everyone hates me
>dont want to go outside
>only on the internet
>suicidal thoughts
>dont have irl friends and family
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What's the hurry? The way I see it, there's no need to rush towards death; it will come to me all in due time. In the meantime, I'd prefer to find things that I enjoy and take them while I can. I like simple things, like sunsets, a cool Spring breeze, and the way the tops of trees look against a bright blue sky. I like the sound of rain against my windowpane, and I like the smell of coffee in my mug. I like when people post things on the internet that make me chuckle. What kind of things do you like, anon?
For now, I've decided to stick around a while longer and see how this whole thing goes. If I do want to change my mind later, then the option is always open. But that's just what I think, what will you decide? You are the master of your own life, after all.
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I only like the Internet and sports.But my life is pretty fucked up.Like everything is so boring.Life is pretty boring.
>wake up
>basketball Practice

For example I used to like mobile games.Then I played them.The next day they are shit and boring.And IRL no one likes me(dont have any friends).
i know what youre feeling
you just gotta be yourself anon.
in all seriousness, find a fuckin hobby man
>life is pretty fucked up
Figure out why and what about it is fucked up and unfuck it

>everyone hates me
Why do you care what they think of you?

>dont want to go outside
Why not?

>only on the internet
Again, why?

>suicidal thoughts
Not only is suicide cowardly it is the ultimate triumph of your enemies. Do not give them the satisfaction

>dont have irl friends and family
If you desire these things pick up a hobby or something where you can make them.

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Well I do already.I got no friends

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Anonymous 10/03/2019 (Thu) 19:02:01 No. 394 [Reply]
Reminder that life is great
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I enjoy the simple things in life. Despite being a social recluse and retard, I still have places like this. Being able to lurk and shoot the shit and have banter and discussions with anons is enough for me. While the rest of my life is a fucking mess, I'm still fortunate enough to have small gatherings of anons to share the time with.
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hey fuck you too buddy
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What is great in life?
Being multicellular is pretty neat. It took a whole 3 billion years of evolution for that to happen.
eukaryote pride worldwide


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