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Welcome to Anon/cafe/! Anonymous Board owner 09/01/2019 (Sun) 03:02:31 No. 1 [Reply]
Anon/cafe/ is a board for laid-back, comfy discussion. Relax and enjoy.

Feel free to use /cafe/ as a place to shelter and regroup if your home board(s) can’t be reached. It’s one of the things that Anon/cafe/ is for.
Edited last time by root_admin on 10/02/2019 (Wed) 09:48:43.

Some of these pages read like SCP entries (or RCP authority entries, if you prefer).
I really like the strange boundary between the things we know and the things that we do not know. That's where the mystery happens, and it's what makes learning new things so much fun.


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A humble travelling historians desire travelling historian 01/14/2020 (Tue) 13:16:21 No. 624 [Reply]
Greetings to all indigeneous creatures of this board.

I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land.

Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian.

"A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein

Chill Music Anonymous 09/01/2019 (Sun) 14:14:09 No. 4 [Reply]
Since this is /cafe/, how about a thread of music to relax to with a hot drink while it's raining outside? Here's some Café de Touhou to start.
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A comfy coffee and this song on a rainy afternoon.
I forgot about the spacey guitar blubs from this song going left and right, reminds me of fixing my original headphones.
And this one is more sensual
Shion neet song

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NEED HELP IBO##EDGkd4 12/09/2019 (Mon) 23:09:52 No. 585 [Reply]
>be me
>life is pretty fucked up
>everyone hates me
>dont want to go outside
>only on the internet
>suicidal thoughts
>dont have irl friends and family
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What's the hurry? The way I see it, there's no need to rush towards death; it will come to me all in due time. In the meantime, I'd prefer to find things that I enjoy and take them while I can. I like simple things, like sunsets, a cool Spring breeze, and the way the tops of trees look against a bright blue sky. I like the sound of rain against my windowpane, and I like the smell of coffee in my mug. I like when people post things on the internet that make me chuckle. What kind of things do you like, anon?
For now, I've decided to stick around a while longer and see how this whole thing goes. If I do want to change my mind later, then the option is always open. But that's just what I think, what will you decide? You are the master of your own life, after all.
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I only like the Internet and sports.But my life is pretty fucked up.Like everything is so boring.Life is pretty boring.
>wake up
>basketball Practice

For example I used to like mobile games.Then I played them.The next day they are shit and boring.And IRL no one likes me(dont have any friends).
i know what youre feeling
you just gotta be yourself anon.
in all seriousness, find a fuckin hobby man
>life is pretty fucked up
Figure out why and what about it is fucked up and unfuck it

>everyone hates me
Why do you care what they think of you?

>dont want to go outside
Why not?

>only on the internet
Again, why?

>suicidal thoughts
Not only is suicide cowardly it is the ultimate triumph of your enemies. Do not give them the satisfaction

>dont have irl friends and family
If you desire these things pick up a hobby or something where you can make them.

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Well I do already.I got no friends

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Anonymous 10/03/2019 (Thu) 19:02:01 No. 394 [Reply]
Reminder that life is great
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I enjoy the simple things in life. Despite being a social recluse and retard, I still have places like this. Being able to lurk and shoot the shit and have banter and discussions with anons is enough for me. While the rest of my life is a fucking mess, I'm still fortunate enough to have small gatherings of anons to share the time with.
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hey fuck you too buddy
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What is great in life?
Being multicellular is pretty neat. It took a whole 3 billion years of evolution for that to happen.
eukaryote pride worldwide

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/imbibe/ General - What are you drinking? Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 10:39:12 No. 562 [Reply]
I want to shitpost about alcohol. What are you drinking, Anon? Tell us about it! This /cafe/ is licensed, right?

I've been on a cocktail kick lately. I decided to have an apéritif tonight, so I made this gin martini with Beefeater London dry gin, Carpano dry vermouth, and a dash of Angosutra bitters. I considered a lemon twist but ended up garnishing with an olive because I wanted that slightly briny flavour. It's certainly stimulated my appetite, but I think maybe the dry gin might be a little harsh so it might have benefited more from the lemon oil from the twist to perfume it, give it a little less of the one note. I thought that the herbs from the vermouth came through beautifully bitter. Still prefer a Negroni as an apéritif, though.
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what the fuck is that
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More! I am loving these experiments.

First I tried a basic sherry cobbler using amontillado sherry. It was a nice little number that basically evened out the sherry and made all its dry fruity favours slow down to the point I could taste them. Then I tried two elaborations - one underfunded Traction with muddled lemons, rum and curacao, and one peachy... thing with muddled lemon_orange, cognac, and peach liqueur. The first was delicious. The second was very sweet but I don't feel it landed, just tasted a little blurry.

Then I tried two flips - one basic one with sherry and egg with nutmeg on top, the other a more complex nog with scotch, Campari, maple syrup, cream, egg, and a splash of spent coffee grounds from a Nespresso capsule with cinnamon on top. The basic sherry flip was nice and creamy, but again quite basic - the texture and fattiness stretched out the sherry really nicely. The nog came out with a lot more coffee than I expected, but it still worked and the coffee grounds that fell through the strainer formed a nice little pattern at the bottom of the glass.

Maybe I should move this to julay/ck/, which also seems fucking dead.
cheap and strong white cider. It's what homeless alcoholics drink
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Pepsi is the best
Enjoy spending thousands on drugs and dentist "treatments".

Anonymous 09/01/2019 (Sun) 11:27:13 No. 2 [Reply]
which 2hu wud u hug
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Mokou for sure
None. But I would probs honk w/ Chen if it came down to it.
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Orange, Yuuka, and Patchouli, but mostly Orange
that's a youkai dood

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8chan Anonymous 09/14/2019 (Sat) 03:20:56 No. 24 [Reply]
Do you think 8chan is ever coming back?
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I miss /civ/.
/caffe/ is back.
8kun is cancer. Sorry.
nice pilpul fag
8kun is far too dodgy, anyone with half a brain can see the glowing trash-heap that is 8kun.


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