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Anonymous 09/08/2022 (Thu) 18:04:02 No.4557
General 119 - 8th September 2022
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I can't believe Truss killed her lads...
Remember back in the day whenever someone made a new thread they would link the thread several times and announce there is a new thread in big letters. The lack of effort in announcing this thread was pitiful.
>>4562 It really was. Thank goodness someone else stepped up
>>4562 What, were you going to miss it in the flurry of activity that is this board? I've made the last two generals and that goes back to June last year. We've become a shell, a shell of our former selves. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go finish my wank (probably JAV milf stuff)
>>4565 Maybe if you put more effort into making new threads, things would improve round here.
Not a fan of the royals. Not a fan of the queen especially. Nothing said about the girls in Rotherham/Telford/Wigan etc. Knighted that parasite Blair. Was onside fully with diversity and watched it being enforced on her people. Even had a Rothschild as her banker. While her people struggled with the cost of living, with black on White crime increasing, while our government is chucking money at Ukraine, while statues were coming down and street names were being changed, while the police knew about EVERY islamic terrorist in recent years, while 1000s of White girls were raped by brown men, while trans ideology is being pushed in schools onto children, while people swarm across the channel, while her son was (probably) fucking kids on Epsteins island, she said and did absolutely nothing. She's not one of us, and she didnt stop those who work against us.
Alright lads? Had a really sad dream last night that the Queen had died suddently.
>>4565 I almost ignored it because "new general" is so vague, and by only linking it once it appeared at a glance you were replying to an existing post in the thread. I'm sorry but you'll have to step your game up.
The price of gas and energy is fucked. Never seen anything like it before. This winter is going to he interesting.
Didn't know where else to post this, endchan is down currently and this seems to be the most relevant place on anon.cafe. I'm not a Qtard, but it is claimed that the Queen died 1776 days after the first Q post. I can't verify these claims as being true or not, can anyone verify, does anyone have more info on this?
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>>4572 If the first post was on 28/10/2017 as wikipedia claims, then yeah; yesterday was exactly 1776 days later.
>>4573 1776 is the year the US declared independence. I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist but how likely is it that these would coincide? If it wasn't a coincidence do you think she was killed deliberately or did they manage to calculate it somehow if they had enough data on her?
>>4574 >how likely is it that these would coincide? Likely enough that it happened I suppose. She was old as fuck and been obviously in ill health for a while, I don't think there was any foul play or Q bollocks.
good point!
>>4572 >Q "Hillary Clinton will be arrested" anon Q was disproved within the first few weeks of the glownigger psyop starting. The only use Qanon has is to make those who would actually do something about Clownworld sit on their hands and wait for their cult savior 'Q' to save them. >Able to choose King Arthur unironically >WEF twat chooses cursed King Charles instead oh-shit-its-actually-happening.jpg Everyone knew when the Queen dies it's kick off. >>4571 >The price of gas and energy is fucked. >This winter is going to he interesting. Wouldn't be surprised if people start roasting those that implemented the polices that caused it, to be honest. I suppose it would keep them warm at least. If the downie PM keeps speaking like she did as foreign minister we'll keep warm from radiation by nukes in WWIII instead. Any way you look at it, we're proper fucked.
Posting from Japan. I made it lads.
>>4580 I'll take a can of 'BOSS rainbow mountain blend' please ta.
I urge you all to look at the moon right now, it's brighter than I've ever seen. There's also a very bright star about 14 moons to the right of it.
>>4582 Can't see it from either side of my house I'm afraid.
>>4583 Walk further. You do not want to miss out on this.
Any DIY lads? Currently tiling my kitchen. The area was already covered in two layers of glossy paint so trying to remove that has been a big pain.
>>4597 DIY lad reporting in, never done tiling though.
miss what?
>>4599 The moon.
>>4598 Whats the biggest project you've done? I've never tiled a full wall before. I've replaced plenty tiles so I'm confident it will be easy enough.
>>4601 Depends what you define as DIY. Regarding the house, the longest project was probably when me and my dad redecorated my bedroom from the ground up over the course of about 5-6 days, but if you count electronics/soldering then I once built a TR-808 clone over the course of 2 months. Other than that it's mostly just been the usual odd jobs; putting up shelves/pictures/etc., replacing light fittings/switches, replacing sink taps/valves, replacing door handles, replacing mains sockets, repairing dodgy wires, etc. There's always something that needs doing.
I can't believe kiwifarms has gone.
>>4603 Bit late lad, it's already back.
>>4604 Oh, fair enough.
Anyone had a look at Asda's new cheap range? 16 pennies for a tin of spaghetti hoops.
>>4606 16p at Aldi as well, but their tin is allegedly 410g vs Asda's 395g.
>>4606 >16 pennies for a tin of spaghetti hoops > cheap it used to be 8p fucking price gouging bastards
anyone queued up to visit the bricks in an empty box* with fake cherry on top? did you piss yourself in the queue? *for security reasons of course
Lifeguards are the biggest jobsworth twats in the country.
>>4609 No, shan't be watching the funeral either. Its boring, simple as.
Its getting chilly, isn't it? I was tempted to put the heating on yesterday but I'm trying to hold off until winter.
>>4612 get a blanket on lad
Gas bill went from £34 a month to £72 with no warning.
a woolly blanket more like!
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>>4612 >I was tempted to put the heating on yesterday I'm tempted to leave it off all winter out of spite. Nads might drop off but whatever, not using them anyway and traps are in fashion. >>4611 >No, shan't be watching the funeral either Better off spending the day in a bunker just in case lad. Everyone who wants to off Putin is in the same place at the same time. If Putin isn't a larper on the WEF payroll Londonistan at minimum will be getting the "Great nuke Reset" treatment. >>4614 >Gas bill went from £34 a month to £72 with no warning. >Go restaurant and eat >Waiter brings bill £34 >Pay £34 and leave >Go same restaurant next day and eat same meal >Waiter brings bill £72 >What is being scammed?
>>4616 Unfortunately it's not just a comfort thing. Keeping the heating on over winter prevents damp. I'm definitely going to be very frugal this winter with the heating though.
What's the most disturbing thing you've ever seen on the Internet?
>>4618 reading about barrel girl
How can I pirate a recent version of MS Office?
>>4616 >>4617 if you don't use a desktop, bring lappy into bed with you and trap the heat from that.
>>4620 i don't think you can very easily these days without catching a virus as well. there are plenty of alternatives that can save in docx format. is there something you can't do with the online versions of office? i have been paying for it because i'm a wagie.
>>4620 If you have to ask, it's probably best you don't. There are a lot of third-world wankers injecting very well-hidden cryptominers (and more) into pirated software these days, and they massively bloat up the seeder counts on their torrents and make tons of fake comments on torrent sites to make themselves look "legit" and the real releases sound like they're compromised. So unless you're already savvy enough to know where to look, spot the red flags, and deal with any issues that may arise on your own, I can't recommend pirating anything that requires running an executable.
>>4623 Please, as someone possessing the required savvy to find what it is I'm looking for, post a link.
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Hi Britfrens, how are you all ? Just a gentle salutation form notabrit, comfy place, will visit from time to time. Have a good day anon.
>>4620 Doesnt answer your question but I'd point you in the direction of the alternatives to office (e.g. not Mikerowestoft but still capable of editing .docx) Such as LibreOffice, OpenOffice I myself have torrented the windows office in the past, you basically need to get a cracked version with a Key Generator. I have torrented programs in my time and I have had viruses in my time. Part and parcel with being a freeloader I suppose.
>>4618 the SINGLE most disturbing thing has probably been the old "offended" page on encyclopedia dramatica The general most disturbing thing has been watching and seeing hundreds of thousands of porn pictures and videos, knowing that every woman of every age and race and the ugliest/cutest have all engaged in or would be willing to engage in the most depraved fetishistic abuse that would make their grandparents change their minds about ever having kids if they knew what granddaughter was getting up to in the hotel room and what was going into her orifices with the 40 year old jewish guy behind the camera filming everything... that has disturbed my soul and is the only thing about the internet I regret coming across (no pun intended)
>>4572 >>4573 >>4574 >>4575 Qanon turned out to be the old owner of 8chan, I doubt he killed the Queen
>>4619 People have posted worse things in our threads.
How long do you think it will be before ISPs and DDOS mitigation service providers are banned from supporting websites with "hate and violent content" and the Internet as you know it is gone forever besides what scraps you could archive on your own hardware?
>>4616 >If Putin isn't a larper on the WEF payroll Londonistan at minimum will be getting the "Great nuke Reset" treatment. >Putin confirmed for WEF larper Glad that's cleared up
>>4628 Qanon was a US government op run by a jew named Ezra Cohen-Watnick. That retarded SEA sex tourist and his hapa son just claimed credit for it to bilk money from the Q cultists who used their site.
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>>4616 >>4631 Turns out Liz Truss has a Russian cousin also keen on WW3. Pic related. Do you think she'd send over an AK if requested? Down in Leicester at the weekend and might need protection. Apparently there's a race war in full swing. At least there's a silver lining: everyone is realizing just how shit the news on the telly is for ignoring it since last month.
>>4618 I mentioned it on 8chan britfeel back in the day shortly after I saw it. I won't repeat it here but it involved animal abuse and it seriously fucked me up. Worst thing I have ever seen and hope it remains the worst thing I ever see.
Just a reminder that the police are useless, the leicster police had to call in reinforcements from other counties to deal with a relatively small mob of muslim youths, the police in london had to call in reinforcements from the home counties to control the masses over the queens funeral period. IF a co-ordinated uprising took place it would only need about 20,000 people out of a population of 70 million up and down the country to kick off for several days in a row for the entire policeforces across the nation to be overwhelmed. Another fun reminder is that there are more muslims in britain than welsh people, that wasnt true 30 years ago and in 30 years time the number of muslims in britain will be double the number of welsh people and in 50-60 years time that will be triple.
>>4618 A story about a guy skull-fucking dead street-dogs. Not the worst, but one of them. Most of the worst are in the same spot. You'll see worse on pretty much any shitty tor imageboard.
>>4634 Does animal abuse typically upset you more than regular violence?
Hello. What's the best free video editing software? Thank you.
>>4639 I would say Shotcut.
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'I felt I couldn't carry on': Rylan Clark reveals he tried to end his own life after marriage breakdown and admits he CHEATED on ex-husband Dan >The TV star, 33, has told in his new book that he felt he 'couldn't carry on anymore' after his ex-husband Dan Neal left him >Rylan revealed that he had been unfaithful to his now former partner 'years ago' but that once he came clean him Dan told him their relationship was over >In his new book he writes of his mental health breakdown after the split: 'For the first time in my 32 years, I felt I couldn't carry on no more' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11238793/Rylan-Clark-reveals-tried-end-life-marriage-breakdown.html
>>4641 >sodomites are news gtfo
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>>4634 >I won't repeat it here but it involved animal abuse and it seriously fucked me up. we all were. at least she was arrested a few days after we went full autismo on that sick bitch
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>>4571 >A King Charles on throne again >Charles I and Charles II absolute shitshows of instability Looks like third times a charm lads. The Troubles are back on the menu according to Sky. Now we can choose between a) die for zog in Jewkraine b) die from the IRA down the pub c) freeze to death at home so Liz "I worked for Shell, and BP funded my leadership campaign" Truss can make her mates richer. d) turn into irradiated ash in WW3 It can't stop getting better can it?
I remember when someone here posted a video of some guy with his face and hands cut off flailing around on the floor. That's quite peak fucked up, I can't imagine there's much worse than that.
>>4642 /britfeel/ is pro-Rylan. anti-Clarkites OUT
>>4641 rylan is what happens when deano turns gay
>>4644 I choose option (b)
>>4635 >IF a co-ordinated uprising took place it would only need about 20,000 people out of a population of 70 million up and down the country to kick off for several days in a row for the entire policeforces across the nation to be overwhelmed. >several days Don't be so over optimistic. Hours lad. If such a thing happened you can guarantee that 20,000 would be pig hunting first, before kicking off. Which is why I avoid blue pigs, not because they're ACAB, friends of Wayne 'Rapist' Couzens, or zogbots, I simply don't want to be collateral damage if I'm standing near them when some mad cunts come looking for them. Speaking of which, glad I'm not rich either. That budget though! WTF?! Truss's side-dick put a large neon sign on every rich persons back - "Hey poor people! Kill me and take my shit!". WTF was he thin...oh yeah, he wouldn't think would he? He's too busy cucking her hubby.
Anyone got any good space sci-fi films to recommend?
>>4649 Saw in the news an undercover journalist infiltrating the climate protestors got a quote from the organiser of said protests that members of the judiciary and courts service told him that 3000+ arrests would be unmanageable for the courts. So even if the police were capable of carrying out mass arrests, theres not enough capacity to process. This country is teetering over the precipice.
>>4650 I don't but I wish there was a film from the 60s that used Joe Meek's revolutionary homemade concept album for the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=movOhJilbac
>>4571 >>4651 >This country is teetering over the precipice. Don't be so over optimistic. We're in free-fall lad. >quiet guy comes up from the south and has a few pints with his mates >only ever overheard him mutter stuff like "is wot it is innit?" and "oh well" >half way through his second >from nowhere blurts out >"Fought my munny wuz safe in da bank innit? Fakkin nigger stole it! Cleaned me out! Kwasikunt!" >he didn't even bother looking around to see who was in >his mates looking around hoping there's no darkies in >there wasn't >lucky for them the barmaid was the only one in and she was elsewhere when it happened >she's been blacked and would have barred them all for that outburst at minimum The PM is an ex-Shell energy company employee gifting £60bn initially to her ex-employers. The chancellor is an ex-Odey asset management advisor whose budget increased the value of his ex-employers hedge fund by 145% (=hundreds of millions £). Like I said - we're not at the precipice, we're over the edge in free-fall lad. Free-fall.
>>4653 >whose budget increased the value of his ex-employers hedge fund by 145% https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/odeys-hedge-fund-soars-145-bets-against-uk-bonds-sources-2022-09-22/ Seems its across the year, but still. It's not pocket change sums of overt corruption is it? Chancellor & PM must be Putin's inside job. They make bank robbers look like unambitious under achievers.
>>4650 The Slient Running
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>>4654 >Chancellor & PM must be Putin's inside job
>>4656 >doesn't yet know his precious Liz will be relaxing immigration rules to assist the ongoing invasion kek >b Chancellor & PM fuck buddy team >implement sanctions on Russia >sanctions benefit Russia more than you >incompetence or malicious intent completely ignored by faggot /britfeel/ poster posting his homo fantasy pics >Ruble has best year since ever >UK economy trashed >Brits buying sleeping bags to keep warm AT HOME >more concerned with security of foreign country than the ongoing invasion into UK >overt insider trading shorting sterling >already shoveled billions of GBP into your mates pockets You're probably correct. They wouldn't be Putin's agents. They'd do far less damage to the UK if they were.
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Do you think it is okay to wash the dishes with shower gel? Assuming they haven't touched raw meat or anything.
>>4659 Prolly depends on the shower gel, but I wouldn't. They put all kind of stuff in there that isn't supposed to be ingested. 's why it always says "for external use only".
>>4660 To be fair, fairy liquid and finish tablets aren't exactly edible either.
>>4657 Yes, Vladolf Putler is the puppet master and you have successfully uncovered his master plan.
>>4653 >>4654 >>4657 Every election cycle I hope and pray that people will have stopped voting for the Tory party, and every time I am disappointed as the inevitable happens. Not that I like many of the other parties, but no party has so blatantly lied and filled its own pockets like the Tory party. The saddest thing is their most die-hard voters are the ones who have been the most fucked sideways. I don't even blame the Tory politicians anymore, they dont vote themselves into power. Other people vote them in. Imagine you invite somebody around your house, and they steal some spare change. You invite them round the next day, and they steal some milk from the fridge. You invite them round the next day, and they lift your toaster. Suppose you kept inviting them round, because they said some nice things about your house and how they'd really look after you. Suppose they kept on stealing. Suppose your entire estate slowly withers away while they get richer. Past a certain point, it becomes your fault - and solely your moral responsibility - for your own ruin. Play silly games and get silly prizes. I just wish the collateral damage didn't include the demographic makeup of the country, the value of the £, the price of housing/heating/food/electricity etc. because all of those things affect me even though I'm actually clever enough to tell when a Tory politician is lying (hint - its when their lips start moving).
I will add further that the only labour government we ever got since the 1970s was a Tory-lite one by Tony Bliar, and if we get labour in power again it will be a Tory-lite one.
>>4664 Why didn't we listen to him?
>>4664 > if we get labour in power again >if >fiscal mismanagement >cronyism on steroids >un-elected quangos galore >plethora of economy trashing policies (from austerity, to lockdowns, to mini budgets) we already have a labour government lad >>4663 >blue labour >red tory those are your only choices lad, so stop engaging in extreme thinking by asking for more and enjoy the gruel that is served. It doesn't matter much after the announcement this Friday. >>4665 >Why didn't we listen to him? >modified DNA organism Why would we? It's not like it's human anymore is it lad? It chose to give up humanity by opting for experimental gene editing. Its modified DNA is now owned via a patent. The jab manufacturers did say. Should have read the small print and listened to them. No refunds.
>>4666 nice try satan
>>4666 >we already have a labour government lad kek it does feel like somebody else has already won and is laughing at us while the ship is sinking. Oh well. I know I'll be alright I suppose. Or not, will wait and see. But to quote Reggie - "my body is ready".
have you seen we're due for a "twindemic" this winter on top of all the other bullshit you better get you're god-damned double booster shots or you're not only going to murder grandma, you'll crash the economy as well.
>>4656 That's right lad! The downie PM that finished off our Queen, and now our Pound is totally on our side! Does you village know you're missing lad?
>>4670 >crash the economy as well. >you'll crash the economy if you don't take the jab Of course! "No jab, no job" means high unemployment if people don't take it....and it means we reach net zero (humans) faster if they do.
>>4671 take your meds
only 3 months left in the year. getting dark and cold now. sombre settings for a winter of discontent.
Accidentally agreed to go stay at a hot spring resort with my second gf when I was meant to be off to my first one's prefecture for the weekend. I don't think this is going to end well.
>tfw will realistically never see a total solar eclipse in the UK
>>4676 Too young to remember the 1999 one? You missed out lad.
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>>4677 I was only a month old in August 1999
>>4675 You dirty dogs bollocks. Good on you.
>>4678 Get the fuck off this board.
>>4677 Yes, I would have only been 5. Perhaps I'll see the 2090 one.
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>>4680 >he wont be alive for the 2090 one ngmi
>>4682 You'll be 91, so it's unlikely you will either.
>leave slowcooker on overnight >wake up to the smell of simmering beef stew
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https://natidreddd.bandcamp.com https://soundcloud.com/natidreddd Anyone familiar with this lass? Nati Dreddd is an up and coming singer/songwriter from Scotland. She sings contemporary Folk Pop and Ballads that are not too far removed from the traditional. She recently made a stop in America and is on tour promoting her new tunes in UK and elsewhere. Samples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF7nnvZIiz8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zIVwJFJD-4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrT9wjBkROo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp6y1ap24HI
>>4685 Just sounds like run-of-the-mill acoustic covers of generic pop songs to me lad. Absolutely nondescript.
>>4685 "Nati Dredd" not listening based on that name alone lad
>>4685 alri natty dread
>>4684 >leave the poocooker on overnight >wake up to the smell of simmering beef poo
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Music lad, I'll be visiting this synth shop in Shibuya over the coming weeks (https://fiveg.net/?mode=f4)and I wondered if there was anything you wanted to see. I don't really know anything about synths myself but my brother's into them so I'm going to get some footage for him, and I remembered you're into that sort of thing as well. On that note, I'm in Tokyo for another month and a half if there's anything anybody else wants to see. I'll happily get the subway down somewhere if you lads post some requests/recommendations.
>>4690 Seeing as it's Japan, I'll have some vintage Roland, Korg, and Yamaha gear please lad, cheers.
>>4690 I dont have a particular request but to say good luck and have fun on your Japanese tour. I'd enjoy visiting Japan but truth be told im too poor and scared of foreign cultures.
im english and proud fuck the eu fuck immigrant cunts fuck the government and corrupt police when am i gonna get my fucking country back from these black muslim tranny bastards
>>4693 This but unironically.
How often do you look at the moon?
My energy bill this month was £210. I have a very small house, I haven't had the heating on and I'm quite frugal with power consumption. I'm not sure how this bill is calculated. My smart meter tells me I'm only using about £1.30 of gas and electricity per day.
>>4695 Once in a blue moon.
>>4696 >My smart meter ngmi

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