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Anonymous 06/22/2021 (Tue) 11:04:28 No.3112
Britfeel General #117 Good morning, Good evening, wherever you may be, across the nation and around the commonwealth. How are you doing? What's going on? What you feeling? Any good wanks lately, good shits? U been wotchin tha footie m8s? Remember IGNORE ALL NON GENERAL POSTS.
HARD ENGLISH BORDER or soft eu border HARD ENGLISH BORDER How can any self respecting Brit trust non UK systems more than UK systems around great Britain? All the soft government policies are causing the problems they "plan" on fixing by causing more problems with imperfect solutions. Just have an uncompromised Brexit hard border and be done with it, let the fucking eurofags blab on about all the nonsense left in the wake of Brexit because it will make them look like soulless bureaucracy droogies. All the complaints are about semantics, make the politicians get over it and teach all these suckers that think politics is god a lesson HARD BREXIT
>>3112 Promoted from agency to machine trained regular staff today lad, 8 hour training course that is meant to be 5 days long cut short due to covid. Reckon it'll be alright, I get a small bonus for working the machines too. How's your life going?
>>3114 good job lad. Hope it goes well. Not bad on my end. Fully working from home today with fuck all to do, so I'm doing a few side-gigs in the downtime. I still don't have a clear path out of wage slavery but I can't really complain about a job that doesn't check up on me so long as I get the work done.
>>3112 Cracking good OP lad, cheers. >Remember IGNORE ALL NON GENERAL POSTS. I find it quite fun to dip out of the thread every now and again to see what fresh new nonsense the tourists have brought it.
Nice to see you again lads, where've you been hiding?
>>3116 Thanks lad and I suppose it's alright, just remember your roots >>3117 Not even lurking mate, this is my first board post for at least a year or so I would imagine. Hope all's well.
>>3112 Took your time lad. I asked over a month ago. Thank you though. Hope you lads don't mind that I did some cleanup. It's all still there, just in the threads it belongs in mostly. Didn't have the heart to get rid of >>1122 as I would feel weird messing with what may be someones last post ever.
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>18/10/2012 Been a while since I turned this machine on. >>3117 Never left mate. Unless you mean our appearances on the overboard, we probably didn't show up because our old thread was well past the bump limit for several months.
>>3085 Shan't be reading this x Also, hello lads.
Wish Meaty was here, Sam. He was a good laugh, weren't he?
>>3115 The working from home life seems so obscure and distant to me, I'm not sure I'd ever do it. Do you prefer it?
>>3118 >Hope all's well. We're plugging away. We have a new lad who's actually piecing together a working robowaifu now. >>3120 >we probably didn't show up because our old thread was well past the bump limit for several months. Ahh, that'd be it then.
>>3124 Definitely lad, i'm on 2 wanks a day sometimes
>>3125 i for one welcome our AI overlords
I went on Twitch after a few years away from it to check out some TBC classic. The streams with the two top highest views (by an enormous margin) on the sidebar at that time were two e-thots listed under ASMR, dressed in skimpy clothing, laid on their beds, licking what appeared to be some kind of fleshlight-looking device with a mic stuffed inside it. How much has changed in so short a time.
>>3128 Didn't a couple of the bigger e-thots get banned lately? Maybe they will finally fix up or advertisers are just going to pull out en masse
>have handled a tarantula >too scared to pick up the big house spiders Is the psycho-analyst on shift today? What's going on here?
>>3130 I'm just guessing from my own arachnophobia and the OC theories I've come up with, but consider this: >Tarantula; big fluffy spider with proportionally large body and short-ish legs; moves very slowly and deliberately; unlikely to ever come across a wild one in the UK >Giant house spider; big lean spider with proportionally long legs; moves extremely quickly and skittishly (some of the fastest spiders in the world); all but guaranteed to see them in your own house at some point I think it's that combination of size, body:leg ratio, and speed/skittishness that makes giant house spiders (and other spiders of that build, like huntsman spiders) more terrifying than things like tarantulas. I can look up tarantulas on the internet and only feel a slight discomfort, but I can't look up giant house spiders and the like at all without immediately getting shivers down my spine and start feeling all itchy and jumpy. They're genuinely bloodcurdling. I've always thought about how all the "scary spiders" you see in games and films are never particularly scary to me even as an arachnophobe. I came to the conclusion that it's because the non-arachnophobes they get to work on those projects just assume that big exotic spiders like tarantulas must be the scariest, and end up making these giant-bodied beasts with relatively little legs. They couldn't be more wrong, but I'm glad they are.
>>3131 I think you're right, because the ones with the tiny light-coloured bodies and massive long legs are up there on my least-willing-to-engage-with list. I'm to pick things up more than I did when I was a kid, because I realise it's an irrational fear that I probably learned from my big brother.
Hello lads, I hope things are going well. I had my investigation meeting at work and got off with a written warning, which stays on my file for six months and will knock a little bit off my bonus. I turned down a job at Gregg's because all they had was 5 o'clock starts, and didn't hear back from the other interview I had with a carpet shop. At the very least, I've now got a quality up to date CV from all of this, so I'll be checking the job sites regularly. I would be in a much better position if I had my driving license, but the bookings are absolutely swamped and there aren't enough examiners, so there's been nothing available for at least 6 months every time I've checked. >>3122
Is viscount le'musique d'chaddius present? I need a garage remix of this if possible please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2agNvwgJ6fU
No going back now lads, had my first jab. >>3134 Not sure how well it will work, but I'll give anything a go. 4x4 or 2-step?
>>3135 Enjoy you autoimmune disorder.
>>3136 Shall do, won't be the first here to have one.
>>3135 2 step feels more quintessential. Why have you had that lad?
>>3138 My mum text me saying that they were doing walk-ins nearby (all the places I could book were miles away) and that she could take me when she got home, and I just thought "fuck it" and went along with it.
>>3139 Were you worried about covid then? It's looking like the spike protein isn't as harmless as they thought, we know now it floats freely in the plasma and crosses the blood brain barrier, can cause cell damage on its own, and contains prion-like domains--all of which were denied in the manufacturers' initial papers (apart from prions which I don't think were mentioned, coincidentally have the most potential for carnage). All that means obviously try not to get covid as well, since the side effects of these things would likely be long-term, and definitely so in the case of the prions. If I was a 150kg diabetic with 3 toes left I would probably get vaccinated, past a certain stage the benefits do seem to outweigh the risks.
>>3140 It doesn't even have a high rate of preventing infection. 95% as stated by the Pharma companies is bullshit.
>>3141 It's honestly baffling lad, why we're vaccinating the entire population against a highly mutation-prone part of an extremely mutagenic virus with a 99%+ survival rate (virtually 100% in healthy folk) is beyond me. Oh wait, no it's (((((not))))). I could get behind just injecting the invalids, but the way they're going after kids as well is too sinister.
>>3140 >It's looking like the spike protein So, the common cold then? Corona viruses have been around on the planet far longer than homo sapiens sapiens has been. >isn't as harmless as they thought Top.fucking.kek. The irony of this comment, after all the lunatic hysteria that's been drummed up by the globalists and their pets the media industries and the pharma industries over the past year is simply too laughable, lad.
>>3140 Not really, I just found my parents constantly bothering me about getting vaccinated more annoying than anything regarding covid or the vaccine. I reckon following the news on all this "____ WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY" shit for months and years is more detrimental to the average person's health than getting either covid or vaccinated.
>>3143 I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Do you deny it's a lab agent that infects the CNS and causes neurlogical degeneration? Is there a strain of the common cold that does that? The media isn't even discussing the actual problem here, their lunatic hysteria is all geared towards making you get an injection that has a strong possibility of doing the same thing, with the added risk of ADE and freaky vaccine-adapted mutations to boot.
>>3144 >Not really, I just found my parents constantly bothering me MUMMIED
>>3134 >>3138 Here you go lad, bo selecta'.
>>3147 Thank you. It actually sort of works once your brain adapts to the new rhythm. As planned, I used it to set a new PR of 5x110kg squats.
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>>3135 TRY IT AND POST RESULTS
>>3145 >Do you deny it's a lab agent that infects the CNS and causes neurlogical degeneration? By 'it' do you mean the so-called Corona Hoax virus? If so, then I most certainly do refute any such claim dear sir. These scalawags have proven themselves, proven themselves I say, so sinister and such liars that it would be the height of folly for anyone to go bandying about their falsehoods. On this or any other matter as well. These 'saviors' have literally destroyed any credibility the scientific or medical communities may have garnered with society at large. About the only good thing to come of this is clarity. Namely, those who wish to be brainwashed and wallow as mere dupes --have already done so. Let the rest of us be freed of them.
This FUCKING hay fever. If all of the pollen in the world had one neck, I'd strangle the life out of it.
>>3130 >>3131 couple of utter poofs
New thread, new leaf.
>>3147 This is really good mate.
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As /britfeel/'s voluntary guinea pig, here's my vaccine update: (for clarification, it was the Pfizer one I had) - Didn't have any side effects within the first few hours of the jab, but had a mild "bruised" feeling around the injection spot by the end of the first day. No swelling, redness, or any other side effects. - Second day it felt like I'd been punched full pelt in the arm, and it hurt like a bitch to try and raise it. Noticed some very slight "numbness" in my injection arm and the lower part of my jaw/cheek on the same side; if I had to describe how it feels, it's a bit like if you've ever had anesthesia that has 90% worn off, but is still slightly in your system. No paralysis/drooping or anything like that, just feels a tiny bit less sensitive than the other side. It's subtle enough that I don't notice it unless I start focusing on it. - Third day it still hurt to raise my arm, but nowhere near as much as the day before. Slight cheek/jaw numbness on one side remained, but the slight numbness in my injection arm had pretty much gone away. - Fourth day (today) my arm doesn't hurt at all. Still have a bit of the slight numb sensation on one side of my cheek/jaw. It's hard to say since it's so subtle, but I don't think it's any better or worse than it was a day or two ago. Other than that, nothing is different to normal.
https://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/commentisfree/2021/jun/27/why-most-people-who-now-die-with-covid-have-been-vaccinated >It could sound worrying that the majority of people dying in England with the now-dominant Delta (B.1.617.2) variant have been vaccinated. Does this mean the vaccines are ineffective? Far from it the absolute state of the grauniad
>>3156 My mum's arm swelled up like a swede, but other than that she was fine. Glad you're alright lad, keep us posted. >>3157 Who could have seen an extremely mutagenic virus mutating around vaccines coming? On another note, god I wish Skyrim were real.
anybody remember that speccy cunt declan swan?
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>bin stinks >have to put my shoes on and walk a minute round the back of the house to change it
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What's his endgame?
>>3158 >On another note, god I wish Skyrim were real. From an aesthetic standpoint yeah I get that but in terms of the threats from warring factions, cults and magical monsters probably not.
>>3161 "Make China Great Again"
>when the youtube algorithm smashes it out of the park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc5iPDvmEpE
>wait a month for new manga chapter to drop >it's filler why live
>>3165 Which manga?
I got a pizza from the counter at work and she's really stacked on the toppings. It seems obvious they'll stack it on if you know them but I never took advantage of it for some reason, always just grabbing one of the pre-made ones aimed at the peasants instead.
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Was she the first e-thot?
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>>3168 No, lurk moar.
>>3166 Goblin Slayer
What web browser do you lads use then. I fancy a change for no particular reason at all.
>>3171 Librewolf. Pretty sure it's just a Firefox fork with sensible privacy defaults. Used Pale Moon before that which has a more classic feel (I think it's based on an older version of FF) but tends to feel a bit janky.
>>3171 Firefox with a million different add-ons and customisations. I don't particularly like it these days with how Chrome-ified it's become and how out of touch the people running the project are with its remaining users, but I don't like all the other browsers out there even more.
It's certainly not the internet we grew up with anymore.
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>>3170 >Goblin Slayer If you want some D&D inspired anime to fill the time definitely try Record of Lodoss War and its sequel Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight.
>>3175 Thanks lad, I'll check them out.
Have our chef lads cooked anything nice lately? Has mummy rustled up any tasty treats? I've got a bolognese scheduled for later this week.
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>>3177 I made a pot of lentil soup yesterday.
>>3179 Nice. I have found a fish recipe that looks pretty nice. https://www.bestrecipes.com.au/recipes/crispy-thai-chilli-fish-recipe/bfl608jr
>>3180 I'm not a big fan of seafood, myself. Breaded haddock is pretty much it for me.
The word 'cheeky' has come to be overused over recent years.
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>>3182 My pet peeve of the last couple of years has been the word "wholesome". It's a forced meme from knobheads trying to sanitise and infantilise everything, and I'm sick of seeing it.
>>3183 I'd not noticed that before, but come to think of it, you're right. I like all the people in those memes, but it does have reddit all over it. The worst ones have to be "like" and "literally". They've even seeped into my own speech, so pervasive are they.
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The Haitian president has just been assassinated.
This UFCKING chocobo balloon race
>>3185 That's not nice. Not sure whether Haiti has an armed forces or not but if it did, it would be helpful .
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CAMIN 'OME
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Been digging through some old burnt CDs lads. Only been through 3 of them so far, but all 3 of them have contained stuff I thought was long lost. One contained a variety of my shitty mspaint pictures, Vice City skins, and screenshots (check out pic related, the original .bmp is dated 29/04/2004), all from around 2003/2004. Another was an old garage mix I used to listen to all the time, and the last one was a disc from the year 2000 containing loads of pirated software; some of which would have been the first proper audio/music software I ever played around with. That last one was given to my dad by the bloke who owned the record shop my dad used to go to. It must have been one of many, because it doesn't have some of the other stuff I remember us getting from him. Weird to think that all my music production escapades derive from a bloke I never met and his dodgy CDs chock-full of warez. Even weirder that these discs have been sitting in a bag in my wardrobe for at least 15 years without me realising it.
>>3190 Interesting find Lad.
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>>3190 That pic takes me back to the hype around SA coming out. I used to love reading the game magazines, especially looking at the pictures. I was blown away by the sheer scope and all of the new features.
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>>3192 >game magazines I've actually still got all mine, including all the demo discs and cheat books. OPSM2 was always the best, some of the funny stuff they used to put in those mags still cracks me up. Got your pic 1 as well (OPSM2 048, July 2004), but with an alternate cover; there were multiple different ones you could choose from for that issue, and naturally I went for the one that any pubescent lad would have gone with. Don't know if it can be found online, but I'll take some pics of the San Andreas feature if you want. I'm pretty sure this was the first ever reveal of this stuff, back when mags used to get the exclusive info and all the websites would just summarise what they said.
>>3194 That's quite a slice of history you've got there, very impressive. Did you intentionally collect and keep hold of them? >but I'll take some pics of the San Andreas feature if you want. Go on lad. You know, that's initially what I intended to post, but searching I only found covers.
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>>3195 >Did you intentionally collect and keep hold of them? I didn't collect them per se, just got them because I loved games at the time, and I've never wanted to get rid of them. I've got a couple of magazine holders so they don't take up much space. I'm not quite Chris Chan levels, but there's tons of little treasure troves like this in my room and up in the loft. Buried away in one corner of my room I've got a whole drawer filled with tons of little knick-knacks from when I was a kid in the 90s/early 2000s. Rubber balls, jacks, fingerboards, marbles, little slinkies, themed stationary; that sort of thing. >Go on lad. Here you are then. Quality isn't great because I've only got a decade old digital camera and piss-poor lighting, but I've touched it up a bit in Photoshop so it should be readable. 1/2
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2/2, plus some other random bits I saw while flicking through.
>>3192 San Andreas is the only game in my life that I've been extremely hyped for and haven't been disappointed by on release. I sank hundreds of hours into it on my ps2 when I was 15, still some of the most enjoyable gameplay in my memory.
As I get older, I'm starting to respect pigeons more.
>>3199 What is it you like about pigeons lad?
>>3200 It dawned on me recently that they have a notion of strategy and tactics. There's a bag of feed on my roof that a squirrel tore a hole in which they regularly feed from. It's in a tight corner propped up against two walls about two foot high, which means they have virtually no vision of their surroundings while feeding. To tackle this problem they seem to have nominated a sentry pigeon. There's a group of 3 that usually comes and one is always stood up on the wall looking around while the other two feed. When I look at them out the window the sentry goes into a heightened state of awareness - quickly pivoting its head around and very clearly becoming aware of my presence, ready to signal the retreat if necessary, while the other two continue feeding unawares. Bear in mind it's only wood pigeons I've seen do this.
>>3201 Cool. Birbs are deffo soulish creatures, who can cooperate etc. Please let us know if you see them doing anything else interesting lad.
Will we all be watching the match tomorrow then.
After two years, it's finally happened. The moment my entire life has been leading to: I have just learned the kanji for anus. 肛
>>3199 Good lad, they're just getting on with their days, nothing wrong with 'em
SOMEONE POST A STREAM LINK FOR THE MATCH
>>3207 Sabotaged by niggers. One of the most tragic days in English history.
glad the white team won
>>3209 Fuck me that free school dinner nigger's hitting the post was beyond abominable. The others were at least on target, and Italy's keeper is massive and seems pretty good. But the post? Among the highest paid athletes in the world, rigorous training almost every day for years, probably on steroids, world-class physio and coaching, virtually the entire country behind him, playing at home. And he hit the post. This was my first soccer match in 10 years and it might have been the last of my life, it just reminded me of the disappointing feeling of watching England as a kid.
>>3210 No amount of training can beat genetics lad.
>>3210 >soccer
What are your family's views on getting VAXXED?
>>3213 Mostly gung ho. Even my mum's partner is all for it, and he's the kind of person who started watching The Daily Wire a couple of years ago and now won't shut up about "liberal leftie snowflakes" and "woke millennials". He just doesn't like masks and wants to go back to doing mobile discos in pubs, simple as.
>didn't go to work on Saturday, just didn't feel like it >apparently the other lad who was meant to be on had rang in sick so there was no one on the department at all >ignored their phone call >>had several managers ask me where I was when I went in yesterday >said I was having a beer on my roof >said my section leader hadn't put me in the rota (she definitely had) I reckon they've bollocked her because she's hardly spoken to me in 2 days. Please imagine a smug pepe while reading this.
>>3216 I can imagine. Perhaps you should have complained of sickness and diarrhoea. That way legally they cannot say anything. For absences of seven days or less, you can self-certify and your employer may ask you to complete a self-certification form upon their return to work. I would advise against using this method for more than 7 days as you would need to bring in a sick note from a doctor or related third party.
>>3217 It wasn't a sick day, I just told them she hadn't put me in the rota. I think they believed me because she did mess someone's shifts up recently and she does sometimes give me Saturday off. On the topic of sick days though, I'm definitely due some, I've gone well over the six months it takes for them to reset.
>>3218 Go for it lad.
not gonna lie lads wish i was a powerful goblin lord ruling over a subterranean cave society that survived by coming up at night and looting local villages
Music chad, this is urgent. I'm going out skating later and need something to listen to. 助けてください。
I've just applied for my student finance. Anyone else here been to uni? What's your experience been with the loans? Have you paid anything back yet?
>>3221 You didn't get to me in time but I've gone with this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8voQp7KDsng Please post similar stuff if you know it, I really like this style.
>>3220 Who doesn't?
>>3221 >>3223 Sorry lad, was busy and didn't check the thread until now. >Please post similar stuff if you know it, I really like this style. It's good stuff, but I have to admit it's not an area I'm intimately familiar with. All I've got is a collection of everything from the Moving Shadow and Basement Records labels that I nabbed off Soulseek a few years ago, which both have a fair amount of that soulful/jazzy/chillout DnB style. 1995-1997 is roughly when that kind of sound was big; 1994 and earlier was more the mental Jungle/ragga stuff, 1998 and onwards is when DnB turned more sinister and industrial/grimey (AKA shit). MP3 related is off Omni Trio's "The Haunted Science" album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1QmlLPMyIM
>>3225 >Soulseek That takes me back. My brother said I can get any song I want from there for free, which blew my mind. I was 11 or so at the time and those were some of my first internet days.
How are you finding the heat? I feel like I've adapted to it this time round. I've been out a lot more than usual and spent 5 hours in full sun today at work and didn't feel tired at all like I normally would.
>>3227 Same, not bothered me much at all. If everyone hadn't been banging on about how hot it is I wouldn't have really noticed. It's 32.5 'C in my room right now, but it normally hits 34-36 when it's stupidly hot, so I reckon everyone's exaggerating.
>>3225 There's some seriously good stuff in here lad, cheers. This is the best track I've come across in ages. I love how much lighter it feels than more modern dnb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-mEVfsFaio
>>3227 Can't say I have noticed much of it but then again my day has been mainly spent indoors.
The pressure is mounting on the unvaccinated. How long before you need a pass for supermarkets?
>>3231 Possibly just about the same timeframe till the bodies of Marxists start dangling from the lampposts again? Don't know, just sayin'.
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I've been watching Baki and it's really good. >goal body >>3232 It's beyond mental, who could have predicted they'd accelerate at this rate? Would you lads leave your NEETcaves to protest this? If he goes Macron-tier I'm pretty sure there'd be millions in the streets.
>>3233 Original series grabbed my interest more. Watched that over the course of a couple of days but I couldn't make it past the first one or two episodes of Baki.
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>>3234 MA VIEEEEEE
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>>3234 I have heard good things re the manga. New season is based on Son of Ogre, a series based on contest between Baki and his father Yujiro 'The Ogre' and its wider ramifications on the world of martial arts.
I've started doing Just Eat again and it feels good to be back out on the bike, especially in the sun. The money per order is solid but I'm still getting the occasional long wait inbetween orders. £21.15 tonight, 2 hours and 20 minutes so far.
>>3237 That's good to hear, lad. Do you deliver for one specific place, or does it work via a just-eat app the way uber does where it notifies you when there's a delivery available near you?
I ended up on £29.30 in 3 hours. >>3238 It's all done through the app, generally it'll be McDonalds and KFC, but occasionally Pizza Hut, Burger King, Taco Bell, and even the odd local restaurant that's signed up to it.
>>3239 That's interesting, it works differently in my area. The vast majority of places on J-E around here are kebab shops with their own delivery drivers.
>>3240 It's the same here. Those are restaurants who've only signed up to be listed on the site, but don't have access to the couriers. We only deliver to restaurants that don't have their own, and whom I presume must have signed a contract with Just Eat for the privilege.
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The director of the Olympic opening and closing ceremonies has been dismissed for making a joke about the Holocaust in 1990
>>3239 Can you do it on a push bike? Seems like an alright job but I don't have any kind of licences. Also what happens if you fall off? I'm somewhat reckless on a bike when I get into it.
>>3242 Obviously, it's gonna take them over 6,000,000 bars of soap to clean this mess up!
>>3243 Yeah, I do it on my bike. >Also what happens if you fall off? Then you pull your socks up and get back on. Honestly it would be a really good job for a NEET or if you don't like interacting with people, because the minimum requirement is sometimes having to ask if your order number is ready in the restaurant and the formalities when you deliver the food.
>Now that you’re coming towards the end of your Superfast Fibre and Line Rental contract on 24 August 2021, which costs you £24.00 per month, we want to highlight some of the options available to you going forward. As part of our commitment to Fairer Broadband for all of our customers, we’ve highlighted these potential next steps for you below, along with instructions on how you can take out these offers should you wish. >The first option available for you is that you can stay on your existing service and automatically move to a new price of £33.95 per month. We also recently got in touch to let you know your contract is going up, meaning you’ll pay a little extra from 08 April 2021 until your contract ends. You don’t have to do anything at all, just sit back and enjoy your great value connection whilst we handle everything else. You’ll be then out of contract with maximum flexibility to upgrade with us any time you like. They mean to say I don't have to do a single thing, and they'll take care of increasing my charges by over 35% for me entirely by themselves? Absolutely based.
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Time Has Come Today by the Chambers Brothers
>>3247 Don't know what it was, but the energy at that time was mental. Can't be replicated.
>>3245 Good points about the antisocial's job benefits lad.
>>3246 that's incredibly selfless of them, you're a lucky lad
>>3248 Not bad. Prefer King Crimson though.
The national teams are being introduced to vidya music. Song list from /sp/ ◆ Dragon Quest "Introduction: Lotto's Theme" ◆ Final Fantasy "Victory Fanfare" ◆ Tales of Series "Srey's Theme ~ Guru ~" ◆ Monster Hunter "Proof of Heroes" ◆ Kingdom Hearts "Olympus Coliseum" ◆ Chrono Trigger "Frog's" Theme " ◆ Ace Combat" First Flight " ◆ Tales of Series" Royal Capital-Dignified " ◆ Monster Hunter" Wind of Departure " ◆ Chrono Trigger" Robo's Theme " ◆ Sonic the Hedgehog" Star Light Zone " ◆ Winning Eleven (Pro Evolution Soccer) "e Football walk-on theme" ◆ Final Fantasy "MAIN THEME" ◆ Fantastic Star Universe "Guardians" ◆ Kingdom Hearts "Hero's Fanfare" ◆ Gladius (Nemesis) "01 ACT 1-1" ◆ NieR "Initiator" Nouta " ◆ Saga Series" Makai Ginyu Shi-Saga Series Medley 2016 " ◆ Soul Caliber" The Brave New Stage of History " LIVE http://hub.freestreams-live1.com/bein-sports-en/
>>3253 >DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY >GENDER GENDER GENDER >Imagine by John Lennon Not watching this shite, fuck off globohomo.
>extremely itchy mozzy bite FUCK summer and FUCK the insect world
>>3221 skating as in rollerskating or skateboarding?
>>3255 I have NEVER been bitten by an insect. Stung by a wasp once when I was a kid, but never bitten.
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>>3256 >>3257 What was it like? They often come near me when I'm sat out on the roof but I just stay still and they leave me alone. I even had a bee land on me once but he was a good lad and flew away.
>>3258 I was at the zoo enjoying a Calippo when the bastard got me on the lip. I remember it stung, my lip swole up, and then it just felt kinda weird and sensitive for a while, but I don't remember how long it lasted.
Hello. Can I have some tips on student accommodation please? Thank you.
What are your thoughts on the present moment? Do you spend much time in it?
>>3261 Yeah most of the time. When I'm not present, I'll be fondly reminiscing about something from the past, but I don't wallow in misery or anything like I used to. Stopped worrying about the future too, it's a waste of time. I just focus on the here and now, and if I'm doing good things in the present then the parts of the future I have any control over will probably be alright. Even if it's shit, I'll get through it until I die, so it's not worth paying any mind.
>>3258 Oh rolleskating lad, you're back to good health again? >>3260 What in specific? How old are you?
A fucking float with a giant model swan, a dancing person in a cow suit, and a couple of go-go dancer-looking lasses walking in front just went down my street blaring out Gloria by Laura Branigan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg
>>3262 That's my mindset too lad. I tend to ruminate a bit, mostly over my interactions with others, but I'm getting better at noticing it, which is pretty much all that seems necessary to stop it. Ironically the time when I had maybe the most serenity of mind of my life was when resting up from my broken ankle. I think because I knew I had to be bedbound I wasn't putting pressure on myself to do this or that, or ruminate over things, and had pretty much no material with which to do so anyway. >>3263 Yes, I've been skating for a few months and am probably in the best shape of my life. >>3263 27. I'm past the deadline for uni-provided accommodation so that's no guarantee, but I've heard private is cheaper anyway so I'm going to look into a houseshare tomorrow on my day off.
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Lads. Deanos. Williams. Scrompwhibblers. Join me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA2endHiKYQ
Got the window open since it's warm but Abdullah up the road hasdecided to let all 18 of his kids out and they're causing mayhem. Sounds like the Gaza strip.
>>3267 Bit early isn't it? The ones near me always seem to wait until 8-9pm when everyone else's kids have already been put to bed before letting their screaming army of kids loose. Sometimes the adults will join in the shouting match themselves. Then they'll bring them in at about 11, as you do.
Ni hao. How's the Chinese going lad?
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Hello brit anons. Did you know we have a new retro vidya board on the webring? No depressing news, no political sperging, just wholesome posting about the golden age of gaming. Do come and get /comfy/ if you're into all manner of retro games. https://fatchan.org/vr/catalog.html
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>>3271 Phwoar. What games have you wanked to lads? I wanked to the left of this as a kid.
>>3272 Don't think I've ever wanked to an actual non-pornographic game, but I have wanked to the promotional material.
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>be on some dodgy foreign browser game site at school to circumvent the surf control >find one of those hentai rpg's
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>>3272 Hentai flash games were so cool.
>>3276 Think I just broke my finger but I can't be bothered waiting at the walk in centre to check, especially since they might try to coerce me into having the vaccine. Will it heal by itself?
>>3277 Just splint it with a lolly stick or something, and tape it with some surgical tape. If it's still super-swollen and discolored (bruise-like) in 3 days, then consider a trip to the walk-in. The very fact you would ask shows it's not actually anything urgent like a compound, etc. You'll be fine lad.
>>3265 houseshares can be around £500 a month all bills included for most cities bar London of course
How will you all be spending this rainy Friday then.
>>3278 Ended up going this morning since I woke up early and I knew it would be quiet in there. Had an X ray and they told me to go to the fracture clinic on Tuesday, not sure how I'm going to get there though.
>>3281 Well, did they at least splint you up lad?
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>you will never be a slab of red leicester
>>3282 Yeah they just taped it to my middle finger which is slightly inconvenient and causes me to type slower, in other news I gave Baki another go and it's pretty good.
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>domestosing a poo stain in the toilet and wee blasting it 30 mins later
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uncle billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the neighbour next door he thought it was a snake so he hit it with a rake and now its only 4'4"
>>3286 anyone wanna tell me what's behind that link?
>>3289 Just a dodgy page with even more dodgy links.
Off work for 8 days
>>3291 Nice lad, I'm off til the 21st myself. NEET-larpers assemble.
>>3292 Nice one mate, do you have anything planned? I'm not doing anything, just wanted some time away from work.
woke up absolutely bursting for the toilet, so much so that i weighed myself first i was 4lbs lighter after
>>3293 I'm trying to get my uni accommodation sorted, so hopefully that'll be done by time I go back, then I can hand in my notice.
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