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/britfeel/ 26/09/2020 Anonymous 09/26/2020 (Sat) 16:38:27 No.2088
Thread #116 Wave 2 Edition
>>2083 The secret is to buy the flavoured substitutes, buying the boring bland quorn ones is the equivalent to buying cheap mince or sausages, its tolerable but not really great. Look for ones with some flavours that appeal to you and give them a try, theres a huge variety you need to try.
>>2089 Some good companies out there making some tasty food honestly
>>2088 Will it be possible for one of the administration team to change the OP image at a later date? I have something in mind but the production process is going to take time.
>>2088 So what happened to our /icup/ pledge lads? Our wiki page just shows an Islamic team.
>>2091 Don't think so, all you can do as BO regarding modifications of posts is remove images, spoiler images, or edit the subject/message part of the post.
I've been putting the lottery on every time and I haven't won in 6 months. I have terminally shitty luck.
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>>2092 Made you guys a logo, tell me what you think
>>2095 Very good lad.
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It's the game the internet is going crazy for. What does britishfeels think? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0aw9e1fyRc
>>2097 Is that that Chinese game?
Is everyone alri then. Yes. That includes you.
>>2099 Had the sniffles yesterday, feel a bit better today but my hands and feet feel very cold.
>>2100 My feet have been getting cold as well, I've had to start wearing socks. It feels like we've skipped autumn, and I am not impressed.
>>2102 Finally getting into virtual singers are we lad? If you're after some recommendations, check out Fuji Aoi, Machita Chima, kaf, Takamine Iori, and Emma Hazy Minami (RIP).
>>2103 I don't know anything about that. What's a virtual singer?
>>2104 A virtual youtuber (not necessarily a youtuber) who does singing as one of their primary activities.
>>2105 Oh, I thought they were robots or something. That is quite good. Feel free to post some more lad. From me, it's perhaps one of /are lasses/ catchiest tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ZMzQ3-ERk
>>2106 >Feel free to post some more lad. Say no more, commencing バーチャルフィール.
>>2101 >>2100 Wearing some good pants helps. For the past few days, I wore suit trousers and they are awful for keeping your legs warm. Put on my tracksuit trousers, and even though my socks have massive holes in them, I'm much warmer than I was with just the oil radiator on by my feet. >It feels like we've skipped autumn, and I am not impressed. There was a bunch of scary stuff in the news about how we might drive ourselves to extinction if we don't take climate change seriously. Then there's the government and Tesco's getting rid of their recycling dropoffs, and I'm a little bit skeptical about them telling US we need to get our shit together and stop wasting things. "Widely recycled" this water bottle says on it. What a load of bollocks - I must have been a child when I last saw my local Tesco do recycling. also >bottled in Cumbria Is that where all the coom brains live?
>>2095 noice.
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>>2095 It's endearing that you've deigned to make the barbarians feel welcome but really it should just be this.
It's actually cold lads. I've missed this.
Are we heading towards an even more dystopian police state?
>>2112 The answer is always yes, unless it's opposite day.
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>>2113 >crowds of pub goers pile out to party in streets and at homes instead after 10pm pub closures "The Deanos and Stacies will set you free"
I've been studying Japanese for about two years now, at least half of that in earnest, and it still amazes me how many words I don't know. In some scenes I still understand virtually nothing.
>>2091 >>2093 Work on it anyway lad, we can use it for the next one.
Does anyone know where I might find Japanese dubs of Western films/TV? There are quite a lot of films I've got in mind, as well as a couple of series'. Additionally, I wonder if you can find stuff like Coronation Street or Eastenders?
>>2117 I've not seen anywhere that does that kind of thing, and piracy in Japan is next to non-existent, so you'd probably have to import their DVD releases or something. >Additionally, I wonder if you can find stuff like Coronation Street or Eastenders? Doubt it, but I have just found this video which is cracking me up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKw2-3GP7LA >何しろ、ハッピーなことが全然起きないドラマです >After all, it's a drama where happy things never happen
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>>2118 >6:25
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Is he the greatest anime swordsman and character of all time? >killed countless foes >many unique skills >can backflip while deflecting bullets >was able to spot heathcliff's true identity as the mastermind behind SAO when noone else could >every girl he meets is swooning over him within minutes >not interested because only has eyes for asuna >purest anime romance of all time >doting father figure >enjoys log cabins
>>2114 I genuinely don't know what the government expected closing pubs at 10pm. Late enough for people to be hammered but too early for natural dissipation. Absolutely insane move by the government
>>2121 I think their intention was to stop people getting drunk by closing early without realising people will just go out even earlier and still get pissed.
>>2120 He's the Gary-est Stu.
>>2121 It's just a repeat of March. Pubs at 10PM are the least of our concerns, if town's full of people pissing around like it's one big holiday the rest of the time, and they all fuck off home to clap for the NHS with their pals in their gardens. But hey, at least we can be hounded by the police every time we do set foot outside. Bastards are probably spreading it themselves with how close they get to people. >>2120 Kirito would have defeated the bat soup already AND left the EU.
>>2122 I would've thought even before all this plenty of people would be pissed by 10, let alone now, I bet they were getting smashed early on knowing about the impending turf-out. That said, this is all pure speculation, I've never been in a pub that late, so I could be wrong.
>>2125 Normally by 10 you are pissed enough to stop bothering with things like personal space or inhibitions.
Excuse me, can I just briefly interrupt this discussion and get some opinions on an important matter. Which of these renditions do you prefer, and why? Carlos Piegari: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAakweHs-I0 Remi Jousselme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s21-gpSLMk I hope I'm not asking too much of you lads. I would really appreciate your input.
>>2125 Back when I was in Uni, people didn't tend to even leave to go drinking until 9/10PM Granted, they'd be pissed from pre-drinks when they did.
>>2127 First one is a bit too fast and robotic, second one sounds better overall but the constant vast changes in tempo are a little annoying.
>>2129 >First one is a bit too fast and robotic That's what I thought. Judging from his channel he's an accomplished player so I find it a bit confusing.
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How cool is this window. I wish mine was like that.
>1975 was 45 years ago What is happening?
>>2132 It's ludicrous. I've said it before, but it's about time someone put an end to this whole "time" business. It's not on.
I wake up every night at least once, sometimes twice, needing a piss. I make sure to limit my fluids 2-3 hours before bed, and yet I still have to go. I don't recall the last time I slept right through. What's going on, doc?
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>3 different pitch accent patterns for one word >how you want your intonation fam >JUST
>appendix hurts again >they'll probably just give me some antibiotics and tell me to fuck off for a few months again because of the virus Should I stay or should I go? >>2134 Sounds like a habit. My brother and I would always try to use the toilet after coming home from school.
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I'm just going to go. A&E is gay, so maybe I shouldn't. I hate sitting there
>>2137 It's near the top of my list of places I don't like sitting for extended periods of time. What's happened?
>>2134 Try a melatonin before bed for a deep sleep so you can reset yourself out of the habit.
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>>2132 I'm not one for frogposting but this particular frog perfectly sums up everything ever.
>>2137 It'll probably be empty and if they think it could be appendicitis you'll be triaged into a ward quick.
Ah,yes. *looks you up and down* You'll do nicely. I trust you had no trouble finding the office? Excellent. Please sit here. Mr. Willytits will see you soon.
>>2137 I hope you're alright, keep us updated lad. A&E a shit but it's better to be safe.
Can't beat a nice big wee in the sink
It's in the local the news that a pair of benders in their 50s have adopted a newborn baby from a surrogate. Not great, if I'm honest. In other news, there have been some more covid cases - one in a factory and a few in schools - which for my area, in the last wave having hardly any, is significant. It still doesn't affect me at all though. There's something comfy about watching it all from the sidelines.
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Hear hear.
>>2146 Just don't understand why people won't vote for us, we only call them thick racists constantly.
Feeling pretty low tonight lads, have been for a few days if I'm honest. No particular reason, just need to see it through. Got a lot of cleaning to do when I feel up to it again, and need to do the bins. Think I'll head to bed early tonight.
>>2148 A good night's sleep and getting up at a decent time can make all the difference sometimes. Goodnight lad, sleep well.
>>2148 I felt like that the other day, I think I wound myself up more by trying to figure out why, attributing it to this or that, when in hindsight, it probably couldn't be helped. Good night lad.
>>2138 >>2141 >>2143 Earlier in the I went in with an awful stomach ache and found out I needed my appendix removing, but they couldn't operate it because of the government letting the coronavirus arrivals into the country go everywhere. So they sent me home with two weeks of antibiotics as treatment. A few hours ago, it started again, with all the same symptoms I scrounged together some change to pay for a bus ticket, and I couldn't afford one back, so I ended up wandering around Liverpool for another one and a half hours on top of the eight or so I spent on my arse in A&E before they gave me some more pills with a similar excuse after losing my blood samples and having to do fresh tests. The silver lining of this, though, is the 999 guy said he would arrange for a social worker to help unfuck my universal credit. And I got some fresh bread. It's toastie bread, though, not the nice roberts bread. It's too late for breakfast, now, though, isn't it? I'm going to make dinner quick and go to bed, I think
>>2151 That sounds like a bag of wank lad. What do the antibiotics do? I didn't know appendix problems were caused by infections. How do the little blighters get in there. Hopefully it's subsided enough for a decent night's sleep.
I woke up for THREE pisses this time.
I bought some blue ice G-Fuel and the estimated delivery is October 28th....
lad are you alri
>>2157 I'd never heard of this stuff before all the recent commotion over it in here. What's it all about? Got the quick rundown?
>>2159 The latest fad energy drink in a long list of fad energy drinks.
I've found the worst serial killer lads. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Berdella >In 1992, Berdella contacted the counselor whom he had met when first incarcerated, Rev. Roger Coleman. He informed Coleman of his distress due to staff at the Missouri State Penitentiary withholding his heart medication. >dies of a heart attack the same year Absolutely based.
I'd just like to take a moment to thank the lad who recommended that instead of going for a piss when I wake up in the night, I don't go for one. I managed to get back off. This has been my first (nearly) full night's sleep since before I can remember. Hopefully if I do this a few times I'll just start sleep right through. I've decided to nominate you for this year's Pride of /britfeel/ awards. Have a great day lad.
>>2157 >buying hyped up energy drinks you get what you deserve lad
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I've been getting some wrist pain lately so I've started a little stretching/strengthening routine that will hopefully sort it out. What ails you, lads? We're not the spring chickens we used to be. Are you feeling the effects of aging yet?
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IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING The comments section is kekworthy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHQInjaI9FI
>>2167 I am loving the look on his face during all of these videos, poor lad.
I've just finished watching Monster. I enjoyed all of it except for the ending, what a nonsensical letdown.
>>2167 remember lads, that if this welfare lad can get married, so can you, and because you're not from the family of nonces, you can find someone better
>>2169 I haven't seen Monster, but there aren't many shows out there with satisfying endings. I always go in with the assumption that the ending will be rubbish, and I'll either be right or pleasantly surprised.
Morning lads. Apparently Trump is having difficulty breathing.
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just want a death god mate who follows me around me and eats apples its not FAIR lads
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>>2172 I lot of people are having difficulty breathing.
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you're walking home from your mandatory daily covid test when *thud* *crash* you turn around and this is on the floor behind you. what do you do
>>2173 >>2175 This is the only shounen I've seen where the main character isn't crying all the time. Fantastic.
I'm a big fan of the sound of rain. Rain and birdsong? Even better.
>>2174 Must have weak lungs if you struggle to breathe through a thin mask.
Is anyone here worried about Trump? Apparently his vital signs are "very concerning".
Lads, what's happened to the board? Have we lost someone? Is appendix lad still alive?
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I've been browsing 2chan a bit lately. Some of them are alright.
>>2180 >Lads, what's happened to the board? Have we lost someone? I've just been busy with other things, focusing on hobby projects a lot lately. >>2181 Nice. Check this out if you're interested lad https://futabachannel.neocities.org/ , especially the recently added "Enhanced Board List", which should give you a much better idea of where all Futaba's activity is. It's pretty mad that their top two boards are as fast as 4chan's /pol/, /v/, and /a/ put together. Each.
>>2180 It was the death note anon, he wrote "Anonymous" in it. I'm still alive, although my sleep pattern's completely fugged. Looking forward to getting some actual food delivered now that I've got my UC payment, and in the morning I'm going to go through the list of people the 999 guy emailed me to talk to. Honestly, though, this system sucks. I've come close to starving a few times over the years. I've told them that I would work if I could just to get away from them, but they're so far up their own arses they can see their own appendixes. The worst part of this is, the amount of people who work for the DWP, who are completely useless, and wouldn't have a job otherwise, somehow deciding everything. And the tribunal's taking ages to deal with it, because they're especially busy with the corona.
Morning lads. It's looking very nice out today, I think I'll chance a walk later. This morning I've been marathoning Death Note. It was one of the first animes I watched when I started mass immersing, and I understood virtually none of it. Now I feel like I'm at roughly 10% full comprehension, 40% consistent gist-getting, and the remaining 50% going totally over my head, which to be honest is a fantastic feel, given the sheer amount of dialogue and the speed at which they talk, and how difficult this was for me not that long ago. >>2182 Glad you're alive lad. >hobby projects どんなプロジェクト? >>2183 My only dealings with them were showing up every two weeks to sign on. What a hellish job that must be - sat at a desk all day in a dull grey building, robotically following monotonous beureaucratic procedures, being responsible for ensuring the argumentative chavs they have to interact with all day get their free money. In this case, NEET man has the last laugh.
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>>2180 I've been pretty afk lately, course-load is high and so am I. Unironically feel like this all the time while doing uni work
>>2184 It's not just them, either >we can't do that here at the jobcentre, that's against the regulations. >have you talked to the council? >have you talked to citizen's advice? >have you talked to the DWP? >have you talked to the council? the whole system seems to be designed to create work for these actual muppets. Before I applied to the tribunal, it was a never ending cycle of this dicking around with circular referrals and work baiting activities (you MUST be healthy, you came in, we've got you now!!). And I remember going in the first time, they didn't have a care in the world. People were sort of congregated by the door, and there weren't even any seats. Eventually, I just walked up to one of the tiny desks and asked them if that was normal, and then the guy started talking to me - and then the crowd behind me followed once they realised that these silent people at desks were the staff they were supposed to talk to. It was the job center, and they weren't interested in doing any work. ridiculous. Honestly, this feels like it'll go on forever. And Boris and his cronies are too busy looking smart for the pandemic they ignored until late March, what a load of bollocks this country is in
>>2184 I don't envy them, being underresourced and having to make a massive negative decision on someones life must be soul crushing. Even worse for the ones at Serco and the like that are actively incentivised by the higher ups to do what makes the most profit.
>>2186 My opinion on the benefits system aligns with that of the Ken Loach. The whole thing seems to be a kafkaesque nightmare designed to suck the soul out of everyone involved until they just give up. Someone who actually needs say disability related benefits is going to struggle to do the whole runaround that you are experiencing unless they have an expert third party to guide them in what to do. Its like how whenever they actually look at the money the benefit cheap stopping systems actually save and they almost always cost more than they pay out.
>>2185 Chin up lad. You're representing /britfeel/ in the real world now. Do us proud.
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On balance, how would you rate our women lads?
>>2184 >どんなプロジェクト? Web stuff mostly, mainly been working on a site that I may or may not have linked in a previous post. >>2190 The "women" like the ones you posted look like shit due to their horrid lifestyles and distorted sense of beauty, but our lasses can look great when they know how to look after themselves.
>>2190 >orrid lifestyles and distorted sense of beauty It's sad to see naturally beautiful girls absolutely wreck their looks. Our country has a reputation for having ugly birds but in a lot of cases I don't think it had to be that way, they've just fallen for dangerous memes. Where are the strong male role models?
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I just accidentally came on my face and in my hair, and to make matters worse there's a massive house spider doing laps of my room.
>>2190 3. Most women here are ugly because they're fat or really underweight, and they put on a shitton of makeup.
>>2194 Everything that trollops do (or don't do) contributes to them looking like hideous malformed wretches. I'd probably pity them if they weren't just as ugly and vapid on the inside.
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>>2190 shite when they drink, smoke, tan and wear heavy makeup. Some of the women who are light skinned/fair and natural are 8 or 9s but these ones you posted are as follows: 3,4,3,2
Lads how are you all coping? I keep going on walks but walks aren't working the way they used to do
Because my nephew is being homeschooled, I am now his PE teacher. We've just had our first lesson.
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Redpill me on soil
Music lad, can you tell me a bit abotu how Beethoven wrote so much beautiful music when he was deaf please.
>>2202 He wasn't always deaf, he lost his hearing ability slowly between the age of 30 and 45. Once you're intimately familiar with how music and harmony works, and you're able to sight-read music the same way we can read English, you don't need hearing to write music. I keep saying it, but music is not random, it's playing with physics.
*shuffles papers* I'm looking for some input on an idea for a new term I've been bouncing around my mind for a little while. I'm going to reveal it a little later on in the post, but for now please read attentively while I provide some background. It's a combination of the classic "wet noodle", and Deano's choice, "nugget". "Wet noodle" has been a long time favourite of the Great British public, but as we all know, these things tend to lose their potency with the passage of time as newer, fresher terms make their way into the vernacular. The same can also be said for "nugget", however I feel this one also has the added downside of being used by a fairly exclusive subsection of the population. The people want something new - nay - they need it. This is where my phrase comes in. It packs a similar connotation and all the punch of the raw materials from which I've crafted it, but has the added bonus of being new and exciting, and having that mass appeal that will lend it every chance of, if my calculations are correct, becoming one of the most popular terms in the British language. I can now reveal that the term is "wet nugget". I'm granting you all the privilege of using it as you see fit, and in fact you, yes you, may just become instrumental in its establishment. *finishes shuffling papers* What do you think?
>>2199 I haven't left the house in a week or so, but I should start using my treadmill at least. I find it boring walking on the spot, but if it'll unfuck my blood pressure it'll be worth it. Can't really go outside in Liverpool, especially not at these hours.
hey lads, representative from /newbrit/ here, we had a similar style of board back on 8chan but were forced to retreat to shitcord when it went down. if any of you are interested, feel free to check out our discord room in addition to here, you might enjoy it: https://discord.gg/3yyAQK (we don't use voice, it's just text). I'm posting this because we have been slowly losing posters over the months and with no public board, we can't get visitors or anything to replenish losses.. I figure that we're a fairly likeminded community and you lads might enjoy hanging out in /newbrit/ as well. that's all, cheers
>>2206 >I figure that we're a fairly likeminded community Not really, but I wish you well in your attempts to find your lads, lad. If you're looking for 8chan-style imageboards with open board creation to move to (or just more places to look for your lads), there's: - 8chan.moe, run by Acid Man from GamerGate (with involvement from 8/v/'s Mark, who of course runs the /v/ board there) - 9chan.tw, used to be owned by Josh of kiwifarms and Infinity Next™ fame, but he quit and it's now run by some triforcefags who are/were involved with endchan and alog.theguntretort.com (formerly known as Julay.world) - endchan.net, run by triforcefags, place has always been a bit suspect but /ausneets/ have been there for ages - 8channel.bz, seems to be the 498th home of the literal paedos from 8/b/ / masterchan, will probably be dead in a couple of weeks like all their previous boards - 8kun.top run by Jim and Ron from 8chan (I don't actually know if board creation is open there yet), site performance is dogshit, images rarely load, and pretty much everyone abandoned ship Places you could attempt to move to by asking the admin very nicely: - anon.cafe, they let /k/ and /fascist/ on so I don't see why they'd turn down /newbrit/, added bonus is that this place is also on The Webring™ And that's pretty much it. Everyone else is in "fuck off we're full" mode, particularly with boards that are even vaguely /pol/-related.
>>2206 >>2207 I once devilishly took ownership of one of the 8chan brit boards for a while.
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World of Warcraft: Shadowlands will begin a more LGBTQ+-inclusive future for the game >Pre-launch book, game and character options include new themes >World of Warcraft’s hugely anticipated Shadowlands expansion hits later this year, and will bring with it a new visibility for LGBTQ+-friendly quests, storylines and even character options. >One of the major story arcs in the Shadows Rising book, which leads up to the expansion, includes the budding romance between lighthearted Kul Tiran sailor Flynn Fairwind and the dry, sarcastic Stormwind spymaster Mathias Shaw, for example. >Pelagos lived his mortal life as a woman, and appears as a male form in the afterlife. It doesn’t play a major role in the quests that players experience; if they’re not paying attention, they may not notice the story element at all. But a series of dialog options, starting with “Do you remember your past life?,” offer players who want to know more the chance to explore. >“I had a female form in life,” Pelagos says. “I don't recall my former name, or even my race, but I...never felt like my physical form represented who I was inside. It never felt as clear to me then as it does now. I struggled with that identity for my entire life... But when I arrived in Bastion I became an aspirant that looked like, well… This! A male form! I felt...comfortable! Excited! Like who I was inside matched what others saw for the first time! All of those feelings in my life finally made sense.” >“The team had originally written him to use they/them pronouns, but received feedback that he/him would be more respectful of the character’s wishes to be identified as a man,” the post read in part. “This change is simply the result of us listening and responding to that feedback.” >“We got similar feedback across the board, that no, it feels like the way you’ve written this character that he would prefer he/him pronouns instead of they/them,” said Johnny Cash, senior game designer and LGBTQ+ Advisory Council member at Blizzard. “And hey, is this something we can change? And of course we can. And so we made the change.” >In Shadows Rising, one passing scene shows the marriage of two women assisted by a decision from Zandalari troll queen Talanji. The ruling is a financial one; the existence of same-sex marriage in the country is assumed. https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/world-of-warcraft-shadowlands-will-begin-a-more-lgbtq-inclusive-future-for-the-game
>>2206 Alright lads? I'll join you guys, know the feeling of losing posters, sometimes they're gone forever but many will return to you one day. I've left britfeel many times in the past myself and always ended up back here eventually
Flat 2's electricity's going off, his meter was beeping- WEW it went off, just heard his door open.
Who here is alright? Who here is not alright? Just remember, everything is as it should be, and always will be.
IF you had a time machine that would take you to one gig of your choosing from any point in the past, which gig would you go to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni64ZP135uQ
Some of reddit is alright. Say what you will about the site and its posters in general, but there are some good boards related to hobbies and other interesting niches that I enjoy browsing.
>>2214 It's the same as anywhere else really; the biggest determining factor on how shitty things are will be the quality of the admins/mods, and the number of malicious third parties trying to influence and disrupt things. Reddit just happens to have particularly shitty set of admins/mods (and when they aren't shitty enough they get replaced with even shittier ones), and a fuckton of malicious third parties performing all kinds of social engineering and pumping political propaganda onto all the big boards to no end. The general Reddit userbase is just a result of that, but as you say, some of the more niche boards are relatively cancer-free. 4chan today is much the same way.
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>Japanese Pokemon has a different OP and the protag's name is Satoshi Upon reflection, I don't know why I didn't fully expect this.
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who here /getting onnit/ today
>>2157 It came 21 days early.
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*turns cap backwards* KYATAPI IKE
If you're reading this, I just want you to know you're a good lad.
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>>2216 Fun fact: the "Ash" name option in the Japanese Pokemon Red/Green games is "Satoshi" too. The "Gary" name is "Shigeru", which is the name they used for him in the Japanese anime.
>tfw no extremely jewish looking probably SJW gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXfHQ3OpgY
Another parcel stolen or lost by Yodel. At least the guy's name is in the tracking, so he can't hide.
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>>2223 >At least the guy's name is in the tracking
>>2224 Just watch me lad. I'll type in tracking information for biscuits with my right hand, and write names with my left. I'll take a digestive...and EAT IT.
>>2224 <Don't know what he looks like
Will you lads be getting vaccinated?
>>2227 no because developing a vaccine takes years
>>2228 The NHS are saying they'll be ready to roll one out in a few months
This is your threadly reminder that I am NOT gay, and I am only attracted to women who have tits, boobs, and fannies.
>>2221 Isn't there also a 'Satoshi' option in the Western version, or did I imagine that? Watching this is making me picture a load of Japanese schoolkids running around the playground shouting "ゲットだぜ!" It's a wholesome thought.
>>2231 >Isn't there also a 'Satoshi' option in the Western version No, at least not in the original games; it was Red/Ash/Jack and Blue/Gary/John in the English version. In Japan they had Red/Satoshi/Jack and Green/Shigeru/John, and in their Blue version it was Blue/Tsunekazu/John and Red/Green/Toroshi. Satoshi, Shigeru, and Tsunekazu are named after Satoshi Tajiri, Shigeru Miyamoto, and Tsunekazu Ishihara respectively. >Watching this is making me picture a load of Japanese schoolkids running around the playground shouting "ゲットだぜ!" I believe the whole GET concept that originated on 2ch was inspired by that very phrase.
>>2232 *Toroshi is supposed to be Hiroshi, I read it wrong, it's named after Hiroshi Yamauchi
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For breakfast, it's two pieces of white tiger bread toast with a generous helping of butter, two squares of dark chocolate, some salted peanuts, a tangerine, a tin of mackerel, a banana, and a kitkat.
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Rishi Sunak extends furlough scheme and sets out winter economy plan | In full https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJFS-kgm4es
>>2236 Why does this guy get so much praise? He has no charisma, he's completely robotic. I don't see the fuss personally.
>>2227 No. Coronavirus antibodies generally only last for 6 months or so. I'll wait a year or so for other people to test it for me. I don't plan on getting myself vaccinated every 6 months for the rest of my life.
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I love him, lads
>>2239 WTF I LOVE B*DEN NOW btw, im a cunt JK
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Local anon shocked to discover truth behind /britfeel/ >Earlier this week, an avid internet user, who wished to remain anonymous, uncovered a shocking revelation regarding popular online messageboard /britfeel/. >"I was always posting politics and news-related items to that board. It was part and parcel of my daily routine." he said to us in a heartfelt statement this morning. >However, disaster struck when it recently came to light that the messageboard he'd been posting to was not in fact dedicated to politics or news as he'd assumed. To make matters worse, experts now believe that he may have confused /britfeel/ with several similarly named messageboards that were in fact dedicated to his topics of interest. >"I'm not sure what to do with myself now. I can't believe it's not brit/pol/." https://www.britfeeltimes.co.uk/news/2020/10/10/link-nobody-clicked-on
>>2241 There have been occasional political discussions on here for as long as I can remember. Are you alright?
>Kelly Anne Bates Fucking hell lads, don't google it. I'm not normally phased by true crime descriptions but this one got me. I'm surprised I hadn't heard about it before.
>>2235 Today for me, it's egg and toast, and maybe a little flapjack. Is it normal to make eggs in the oven? It works, I suppose, but it feels weird as hell.
>>2244 What kind of egg do you even end up with if you cook it in the oven? Omelette is the supreme egg based dish.
It's just a hard boiled egg out of a deep baking tray with water. I don't have gas, and a kettle is only good for boiling water, not keeping the water hot long enough for an egg. And I don't want egg in my kettle
Pombears for dinner.
>>2242 I was just taking the piss, but there's nothing "occasional" about the increased quantity of dumb political/news articles that have been posted here lately, and they're all in that obnoxious /pol/-bait style rather than the earnest debates and discussions we used to have years ago. You're well aware that you're the only one who ever makes these types of posts here anyway, Mr fucking whibblescromps, lord of the shitposts.
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>>2248 TOWIE's Mario Falcone bravely shares suicide attempt before Lucy Mecklenburgh split >TOWIE's Mario Falcone detailed his suicide attempt in 2012 shortly before his split from Lucy Mecklenburgh at the height of his fame >Former TOWIE star Mario Falcone bravely told fans about his suicide attempt. >The reality star, 32, tried to take his own life when he took an overdose with alcohol in 2012 before his split from his The Only Way Is Essex co-star Lucy Mecklenburgh. >During the heights of his fame on TOWIE, the Instagram star was battling with his mental health behind closed doors. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/towies-mario-falcone-bravely-shares-22824423
Lads, other than the old RPGs, have there been any other good Pokemon games?
>>2250 I enjoyed the trading card game on the GBC, but I've got no idea how it would hold up today.
>>2250 Pokemon pinball and some of the mystery dungeon games are fun.
I'm home at long last. I think I was at my mum's for about two months, I really enjoyed it but I'm also pleased to be back home. I've got a week til I'm back at work and I plan to make the most of it.
>>2250 Pokemon Colloseum's supposedly alright, never played it personally though.
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I've been learning to write kanji for somewhere around two months now, and it's becoming one of my favourite parts of the day. I put it off for the longest time thinking it was just a chore I'd have to drag myself through for the sake of getting where I want to be with the language, but I couldn't have been more wrong. If any of you lads have been thinking about starting some creative pursuit, just DO it, you might surprise yourself.
>>2255 すげー!天才
>>2256 >すげー! I was listening to some yank on youtube talk about his experiences taking Japanese lessons in Japan, apparently they were supposed to say in front of the class what they did at the weekend, so he said what he did, and ended by saying it was "すげー". He got a massive bollocking off the teacher in front of everyone.
A guy has been outside next door for the last hour shouting to "Jay" that he's sorry.
>>2258 Do you know Jay?
It's すげー Jay, he heard we were talking about him
>>2257 Bit harsh, although I suppose it's a bit like saying "my weekend was very wowza" in English.
>>2261 Its improper speech for in a classroom. >>2255 People that bitch about kanji dont have a clue. Its more intuitive than kana soup.
>>2262 >Its improper speech for in a classroom. はいはい
I'm putting the heating on lads, it's too chilly.
>>2261 I've had my electric oil radiator on at my feet for like the whole year. It's much cheaper than gas. To be fair, I also have over £1k of electricity debt from universal credit.
fray bentos
>>2265 I used one of those in my old flat, it cost an arm and a leg, but the central heating was run off the electric which was also extortionate, so I couldn't win. It had big high ceilings and single glazing so you can imagine how fun my winters were.
>>2267 I actually have single glazing myself, it's like being outside, isn't it? I've been using this room for a bedroom, living room and dining room, because of my two rooms it has the smallest window, and I've plugged it up, so it's not as bad.
>>2268 It's the coldest I've ever been indoors, I slept fully clothed with a hat and gloves on some nights. I tried to chase the estate agents up about double glazing but they always had some excuse. My current place is much better, well insulated with low ceilings, so if I have the heating on for even half an hour I'm roasting.
Light is such a bastard lads
>>2269 >I tried to chase the estate agents up about double glazing but they always had some excuse. They're like that here, too. The only time they're quick, is when they want rent from you. I honestly think, this country and the US, parts of it might as well be considered third world.
It's official, Operation: Destroy Fungal Toenail has just begun. I've started by giving it a vigorous filing, which has gotten rid of some of the black and yellow stuff, then I applied apple cider vinegar. Now I'm going to order some proper stuff for it off ebay.
>>2268 >>2269 We didn't get double glazing in my parents house until like 2016. I was amazed at the difference it makes. I kind of miss being that cold now, it's not quite the same feeling being outside where there's wind and stuff.
>>2272 Good luck lad. I cleared a bunch of dead skin off my own foot recently and it was a whole thing. Still got some left to do actually. Should get back at it.
>doing squats with just the barbell >the leg I broke my ankle on is shaking The poor lad
>>2275 Tell that leg that there's no need to be afraid, Jay is watching over him
While I was living at my mums my car only got started once when my brother nipped to mine for some bits, which means it's been totally inactive for about a month - now it won't start at all, not even engine lights. I've been told it'll be the battery. Do we have any car chads here? What do I do?
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why do people says japs are racist when this happened all the way back in 1997
>>2277 Happened to mine too before. Get your brother to come over and give you a jumpstart with some cables, then drive it around for a while, should be fine then as long as you dont leave it sitting around for ages and get some normal use out of it. Should theoretically be able to charge itself back up through normal use as long as its got some juice in it. If he's not available, get a car battery charger from screwfix. Dont trust Halfords on that, they'll try and seriously overcharge you.
>>2243 Bloody hell imagine being part of the jury and having to see the photos of that shit. Some of them needed counseling after
This is the third argument I've heard down my street since I came home, it's now my second day back. Who /exterminate the underclass/ here?
Another day entirely spent in bed, on imageboards. It never gets boring, even after months. It doesn't make sense.
>>2283 Don't forget: you're here forever.
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Sarah Payne killer Roy Whiting knifed in prison by inmates screaming 'you nonce' >Paedophile Roy Whiting, jailed for the murder of Sarah Payne, wasn't breathing after he was repeatedly stabbed, and a nurse says she saved his life following the attack at HMP Wakefield in West Yorkshire >Sarah Payne's killer was repeatedly stabbed in his prison cell by two fellow inmates screaming "you f***ing nonce", it is reported. >Paedophile Roy Whiting wasn't breathing after his attackers knifed him in the upper body with makeshift blades, and punched and kicked him in the face and head. >Convicted murderers Richard Prendergast and Kevin Hyden, both 40, didn't stop stabbing Whiting, 61, until baton-wielding prison officers forced the cell door open, a court heard. Good news lads. One of the blokes who got him is inside for torturing and killing a woman for her bank PIN. I always find it funny to see instances of this sort of thing, how even among the dregs there is a sense of morality. Not necessarily related (although this guy does look like a mong), when reading about this stuff I'm struck by how many of the worst offenders seem to have retard-level IQs. Obviously there are notable exceptions, but the mongs seem to be massively overrepresented. Eugenics when?
Wageslave here. Is there a guide to neetdom? I tried talking to my doctor about suicidal thoughts about and during work, but nothing really came of it. Help a fellow brit, lads?
>>2287 Go the autism route, that's where the real NEETbux are, as long as you can prove you're too socially retarded to work with others.
>>2287 Why shouldn't you contribute to the economy if you're fit for work?
I've just tried a vegan peanut butter flavour with all natural ingredients whey protein, and it wasn't very nice.
>>2290 Fuck off slave
What are these curfews all about then? What difference does the time of day make to the spreading of a virus?
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This pokemon is in the original 150 and I had absolutely no idea it existed.
>>2294 Kangaskhan was Safari Zone only and pretty rare even in there (and even harder to catch) so it makes sense that if you only played the games you wouldn't have seen them. The anime had an episode where there was a kid raised by Kangaskhan though, so I assume you didn't watch that (at least not regularly.)
>>2295 >The anime had an episode where there was a kid raised by Kangaskhan though That's where I've just seen it. I did watch it as a kid but either missed that one or just didn't remember. You have a good memory.
I just bought some fridge chicken slices to make sandwiches with. Shall I cook these first? I bet they'd be nice cooked. Are there any chicken slice lads in? >>2166 I did ten minutes on the treadmill yesterday. Got rid of what was probably the effects of sitting down and laying in bed for hours and hours, so I'm going to go again today. I'm on the skinnier side, so I think I should be eating more (on universal credit? lol, definitely) and doing more exercise.
Why is Satoshi allowed to leave home to become a Pokemon master at 10 years old? I was 12 before even I was even allowed to school and back, and I had to be with a mate. Is this normal in Japan?
>>2297 Walking is top-tier exercise lad, keep it up.
>>2298 Letting kids roam relatively free was normal everywhere until our generation, then cases like the one mentioned in >>2285 started becoming front page news non-stop. It scared most of our parents into thinking child abusers/murderers like Fred West, Jon Venables, Roy Whiting, and Ian Huntley were lurking behind every bush, and that was the end of that.
>Will Smith is making lo-fi beats for youtube >they're actually quite good I'd had two of these hour+ vids on in the background, I'd seen the channel name and heard the samples but thought it was just a fan creation, then I went to the channel for more and it's mostly stuff from his daily life. The absolute madman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZGi1SCj1fU
Hope you boys is hydrated tonight
For breakfast its double-scoop blue g-fuel.
>>2304 Now that the dust has settled, how are you getting on with it?
>>2305 I'm really enjoying it, and it definitely gives me a kick of energy in the morning, but in a slow burn kind of way. I will say the recommended serving size (ie, the scoop that comes with it) doesn't seem to give as much flavour as the testing packets did. The double scoop this morning is the first time i've had more than what they tell you to put and it was a bit stronger than they recommend. A scoop and a half would probably do it, which is a little sneaky and does reduce number of servings in a tub. Still really enjoying the flavour too.
Oh my good lads, you're really in for a treat this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzYD56hKF-8
I miss Jahans content. I think he's my all-time favourite lolcow.
>lolcows I hope you all have better things to do with this time than laugh at mentally ill people on the internet. This much free time, don't spend it on crap
>>2309 I'm a firm believer in maintaining a healthy productivity-crap balance
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hurts so much just want him back xx
>>2309 I wish I could take interest in something enough to miss it, even if it is just lolcow stuff. I've spent the last 2 hours sat here doing nothing.
>>2312 Cultivate an interest then, they don't just magically appear
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Not being funny lads but I would give this team rocket lass a good shagging if you catch my drift.
I always know when it's gone 10 because of the racket down my street from the muggles leaving the pubs.
>>2314 She can team my rocket and blast me off again any day mate.
>>2316 Cheers lad got a belly laugh from that This kid's program is outright sexual at times
What you doing lads?
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>>2088 Fellow brits are welcome to feel here: [dodgy link to some kind of bitcoin network removed]
Edited last time by britfeel on 10/19/2020 (Mon) 23:01:41.
>>2320 You're welcome to fuck off lad.
>>2321 They did the same thing on /fascist/ too and tried to disguise it as a news article.
>>2322 Yeah, before I removed the link I chucked it in a search engine to scope it out without actually clicking on it, and found that the same link had been posted on neinchan's /pol/ too, saying "Come join us in taking back control over our collective and individual futures. Rise again." Someone's being a crafty fucker.
A lad at work's gone off with covid symptoms and is waiting for his test results. If he's positive I'll have to go off because I was talking to him the other day.
Bit of shadow boxing
>>2324 He has tested negative.
Yank elections are always interesting. Who do you lads think will win? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi9rgwDLBAk
>>2327 I don't know, but either way, they're fucked.
>>2327 Did you see last night that AOC was streaming on Twitch, playing Among Us with a bunch of popular streamers and youtubers? Had almost half a million viewers at its peak. I watched a bit of it but it wasn't really my cup of tea. Clown world doesn't even surprise me any more. I reckon we'll have politicians debuting as a virtual youtuber at some point, and virtual youtubers debuting as politicians. I shall be voting Nijisanji in the next general election personally.
>>2329 >AOC Who?
>>2330 Could've just looked it up lad. >Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez[a] (/oʊˌkɑːsioʊ kɔːrˈtɛz/; Spanish: [oˈkasjo koɾˈtes];[1] born October 13, 1989), also known by her initials AOC, is an American politician serving as the U.S. Representative for New York's 14th congressional district. The district includes the eastern part of the Bronx, portions of north-central Queens, and Rikers Island in New York City. She is a member of the Democratic Party.
>>2331 Bombay bad boy for tea.
>>2332 Do you lads drink the gravy when you've had all the noodles? I never did as a kid, but as I've grown older I've begun to appreciate it.
alright lads?
Morning lads. I am currently making my first order for Asda home shopping.
>>2335 I am NOT accepting substitutions on my cayenne pepper.
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Why is life so cruel lads?
>>2337 You can download one file at a time, and you can also download pieces in sequential order from start to finish rather than randomly. Doing the latter lets you play media files while they're still downloading, as you're effectively streaming them.
>>2338 Cheesy beans on toast and a protein shake for supper.
Stop quotelinking my posts just to annouce your fucking meals.
Want a bowl of cereal for supper but Im not sure if the milks good. The date on it was 20th, but it hasn't actually been opened yet.
>>2341 I'm almost ready to put my life on it being fine. I've had milk two days out that HAS been opened and it tasted and smelled just as fresh as ever. I'm not sure if it's something to do with my fridge being on the coldest setting but I've not a single time had it spoil. What are you having? It's been cheerios lately for me, but I'd be lying if I said deep down I wasn't thinking about weetos.
>>2342 It smelt fine but when I had a swig of it, it was lumpy. Thought it was best not to risk it. Was going to be having Nesquik but not anymore it seems, unless I can be bothered to have a drive to Tesco before it closes at midnight.
>>2343 >lumpy Definite no-go then, my condolences. I remember I bought a bottle from a jet garage once and it turned out to be a block of jelly so solid it wouldn't come out of the bottle. >pakis
Want a harpsichord lads
>>2345 I nearly bought one years ago after watching Rozen Maiden, settled for Pianoteq instead.
Wish I was a shadowy assassin in the employ of a king ruling over a troubled kingdom lads
What are some nostalgic songs for you lads? This one was my alarm clock for years, I had it setup to blast from my big monitors because I struggled to get up, but I knew if I did that I would have to get up and turn it off to avoid pissing off everyone else in the house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fh-3tvRBbk
>>2349 I have nostalgia for virtually every song I can remember from years ago, both the ones I liked and the ones I didn't. Cheesy mid-90's dance music is probably my guiltiest pleasure, as it was the unwitting soundtrack to the earlier parts of my childhood.
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What's the hardest boss from any video game you've ever played?
>>2352 >happy hardcore Let's not go too far lad. There's your regular old, run-of-the-mill, "bit of fun haha" cheese, and then there's your disgusting, stinky, downright fucking rancid CHEESE that's pungent enough to make your nasal hairs fall out.
>>2354 I like watching old rave videos, there seemed to be so much less pretension back then, they didn't care that they looked like spackers because they were having fun (and drugged out of their minds). The baggy clothes must have been a lot comfier too.
Glass of whiskey for supper.
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>>2355 I do too, at least the acid house and breakbeat hardcore raves of '88 - '92. There were many clubs back in the 80s filled with pretenious image-obsessed knobheads, all dressed up in stupid clothes, makeup (both genders), and retarded rainbow-coloured hairdos, and they often wouldn't even let you in if you didn't look the part, but when E and house music came along that all went out the window. The "rave culture" itself didn't actually start with house music though; it actually stems from the soul & jazz funk scene of the mid-70s to early 80s in the south of England (not to be confused with the nothern soul scene, which was a lot more rigid and serious). This is where that whole hedonistic, hands-in-the-air, "carnival-like behaviour that's a bit like a football crowd going bonkers after their team scores except it's all night and to the rhythm of underground four-to-the-floor dance music played by a DJ" culture derives from, that later became the standard at clubs, raves, and festivals.
>>2348 *steps out of the shadows* My lord, I am having a kebab for dinner. >>2353 That's a good questiion, I don't know. I'll think about it over dinner, unironically.
>>2353 One I remember struggling with in particular was Vamp in MGS2, never managed to get past him in the end.
Who /timewarp/ here? I have overslept 30 minutes for work, which on top of the hour from daylight saving makes me one well-rested lad.
lads I think I might have corona, my parents are sick but haven't seen them in weeks now. I don't want to do the test it seems pretty foul
>>2361 You still ought to do it, lad. Forewarned is forearmed even if it's mank for a few seconds.
>>2361 I've had one and while it's not nice, it's over in less than 5 seconds. You can do it.
The fireworks are ramping up. I am not a fan.
cant decide whether to have red xiii in my party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNQAbF33gFM I'm finding it hard to dislike this guy, these are hilarious.
>>2356 What type was it lad?
>>2364 I've never liked them, either. Noisy and expensive.
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You know what would be an interesting job? Being the guy who does things in stock videos and images.
>>2369 kek'd Should drink some jamesons lad.
I am now a covid marshal at Asda. My first shift is next Saturday.
Morning lads, I hope you're all doing well. I've never really been much of a torrenter, only occasionally downloading the odd game or series here and there, but recently I've been downloading loads of anime. I'm amassing quite the collection. Do you lads torrent much?
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>>2369 Is that a Bells lad? Jesus that's brought back some memories as we had the same one I think in my parents drinks cabinet, that is all. carry on /feeling/ bro's

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