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Anonymous 09/08/2022 (Thu) 18:04:02 No.4557
General 119 - 8th September 2022
>>5001 It's tradition to ban shitty GETs, and it wasn't a real ban.
The amount of disgusting, putrid degenerates you see on public transport is ridiculous.
>>5005 What's brought this on lad? What were they doing?
>>5006 Some shithead kids were clowning around, bullying other kids and being total delinquents, probably about 12-13 years old. Then some adult aged crackheads came on the carriage, the kids immediately recognised them and they greeted eachother. The crackheads started handing them cans of cider. They were obviously intoxicated, slurred speech and stumbling. Definitely not the worst thing I've seen on public transport. That would be in 2013 when I seen police try to escort a drunk man off the carriage but his trousers were pulled down by the weight of the shit that was inside them.
>>5007 Is that all? Riding a bus home one night, two guys jumped someone else quite savagely. A lot of blood was shed. It was actually quite entertaining to see the reaction, I had turned around in my seat to watch while all the other passengers stared dead ahead and pretended it wasn't happening. Pretty sure some knifing was involved. Maybe that guy even died.
Can I get a floopity?
It just occurred to me how weird the spelling of the word "two" is. Look at the number "2" - absolutely fine. Say it verbally - absolutely fine. But "two"? Just look at it. LOOK at it. Disgusting.
Fucking hell lads, suffering from a catastrophic dearth of good tunes lately. Post whatever you've been listening to, whatever you like.
>>5011 For your 80s, RAH Band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoDRORr3CfM For your 90s, mp4 related.
Took my dog for a walk an hour ago. As I walked past someone's window I turned my head to have a look at their living room as the lights and open blinds drew my attention. I was just being nosey. There was a man standing in the middle of the living room masturbating to something on the television. He was in a half squat position and he was really going for it. Not just playing with himself, he was really beating off. First time in my life I've seen another man masturbate and I hope it's the last. Poor fool probably thought "it's nearly midnight, nobody will be out this time of night".
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Now then young lady, you appear to 'ave been going over the speed limit *unzips dick*
Sad to hear Ken Bruce's stint at Radio 2 is over. I owe my degree in Sports Journalism to that man and his dulcet tones when brewing a tea and making marmite on toast or nursing a hangover.
>>5016 >Sports Journalism What do you do with that lad?
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Female hammer attacker, 24, is facing jail for brutal assault that left her victim 'covered in blood' >Kaya Price, 24, admitted causing grievous bodily harm to Naeema Nassa >The attack took place on May 2, 2021 in Newport, Wales, where Price is from >The offender has a previous conviction for common assault in 2020 >She is due to be sentenced on February 17 after being granted bail Would you let her grab your hammer lads?
Anyone going to play the new Harry Potter game?
>>5019 Yes lad, I'm looking forward to gassing 6 million goblin bankers.
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I feel bad for lads who live in highly light polluted areas, never able to properly see the nights sky.
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https://rmx.news/crime/several-reports-of-school-girls-being-harassed-in-rural-english-county-by-groups-of-foreign-men/ >A social media post went viral from a concerned mother who claimed her 11-year-old daughter and her friends had been harassed by a group of adult men in the town of Penzance
>>5023 If you want evidence about (((who))) is actually running Airstrip One these days, look no further than this image and who's face in it is being censored for the news.
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Thoughts on Andrew Tate?
>>5025 Same as my thoughts on J.K. Rowling, Harry & Meghan, and whatever other gossip shite that gets posted here. Couldn't give a shit.
>>5026 Are you alright mate? I'm here to listen if you're stressed out.
>>5025 He looks like a half black Karl Pilkington.
Do you lads have good mental health
>>5029 Yes
>>5024 those retards aren't running anything but they are useful for the goals of the people who are
>>5028 Weird, innit?
>tfw heartburn and indigestion
Have any of you ever been burgled, or lived in a house that has been burgled? I may be wrong, but it always strikes me as a thing that only happens to retards. 34% of burglaries are the result of an unlocked front door meaning they just walk straight in. It's almost always due to the negligence of the person living at the house.
>>5037 No, but we had our car stolen back in 2000, and a scooter stolen in 2011.
>>5038 Cars were probably easier to steal back then. And scooters are always easy to steal.
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oh no
>>5040 How was it?
>>5041 it was good the delivery driver turned out to be some kind of pajeet, i thought with a name like 'babu' it was going to be some heart of darkness nigger
>>5042 Thats a relief, mate. What did you order? I think I might go there on Friday.
>>5043 got a custom one made; BBQ base, double meatballs, ground beef, and red onions i'm not a big fan of their regular tomato sauce base but their BBQ base is great
>when the condom comes off without you realizing and you cum deep inside her by accident Anyone know this feel?
>>5045 No, go away.
>>5045 That's because your penis is too small for regular condoms.
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Does the language you use contain violent undertones lads?
>>5048 I feel disgusted by the feminized soytalk during Current Year. Red meat + ale (and plenty of it!) for me.
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Made a table for tracking everything I do tomorrow lads. Left says "Time", middle says "Activity", right says "Effect" (I rate the activity in terms of value from A-C). I found it in a time management book.
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R8 my day lads
>>5051 busy/10
If you have the opportunity, you should look at the moon tonight. It is incredibly bright, it just looks like a shining ball of beaming white light.
>>5051 I'd like to have seen the times of the day included.
>>5053 Don't hate me b/c I'm 8 hours behind you, but yes it looks amazing tonight. Thanks lad.

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