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13/05/2020 pt4: /britfeel/ has officially moved here for the forseeable future. BACKUP URLs: https://anoncafe.org, https://anoncafe.co BUNKER: https://8chan.moe/britfeel/


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The Rules of /britfeel/ Anonymous Board owner 09/02/2019 (Mon) 15:58:07 No.1 [Reply]
Alright lads?

We're pretty laid back but here's some general guidelines:

1) The purpose of the board is general discussion, for Brits (and Brit-sympathisers if they're cool)
2) Topics include NEEThood, dolequesting, wageslavery, nogf, and general feels, good and bad. But there's no "fixed" subject so chat about whatever
3) Don't post anything extreme, ie gore, animal abuse, death, all that shit
4) we're a NSFW board but if you do decide to post nudity or porn then probably better to spoiler it
5) No tripfagging unless it's for a very specific requirement/thread
6) If you create a new thread outside of the "main" general, link it in the General so people see it (this isn't a "rule" per say, but just a good idea)

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Anonymous 06/22/2021 (Tue) 11:04:28 No.3112 [Reply] [Last]
Britfeel General #117 Good morning, Good evening, wherever you may be, across the nation and around the commonwealth. How are you doing? What's going on? What you feeling? Any good wanks lately, good shits? U been wotchin tha footie m8s? Remember IGNORE ALL NON GENERAL POSTS.
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>>3484 I'm alright lad, gonna cook dinner now. Chicken and rice, you know the score.
>>3478 I don't think I''ll even make it as far as going outside. I've stressed myself out so much worrying about my family dying from the vax that I've developed heart palpitations.
>>3487 They have underlying conditions lad?
I just did a poo in the shower. Its a real treat!
>>3488 Could be down to many things according to the NHS page on it. I can't go to the doctors though because they only do phone consultations now. Guess I'm done for.

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GIRL QUARANTINE ZONE Anonymous 12/11/2020 (Fri) 00:04:06 No.2564 [Reply]
britgirl here. how are you all?
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Lurk Moar.
This thread is now officially known as the GIRL QUARANTINE ZONE. All lasses shall remain here unless they post one(1) decent picture of their knockers and/or fanny with timestamp, at which point they will be allowed to enter the hallowed "main thread".
But what if they still have a cock? Just post chest?
Ah crap, bumped with a shitpost. That's my bad fellas, just pretend it didn't bump alright?
Internet's never allowed girls, only hoaxes.

Anonymous 08/26/2021 (Thu) 18:12:25 No.3326 [Reply]
London majestic think tanks please prepare R/D weapon specifics caliber greater .30, suppressor embedded (not detachable) quieter than unsuppressed but not maximum suppression. Scope or monocle digital sight. Range medium, accuracy high, penetration not light.
>No suppressor whatsoever Either you're cheapin out or that's impolite

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Is there any pride left in being able to call yourself English? Anonymous 08/07/2021 (Sat) 09:30:08 No.3298 [Reply]
>Walking down council house infested street day after euro finals >See children burning the Italian flag with matches >next house along see an obese middle aged britbong wearing an England shirt and sobbing into a can of Carling I hate this godforsaken country. I hope it burns.

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Infinity Cup Thread Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 19:38:13 No.2981 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
Edited last time by Corvus on 06/22/2021 (Tue) 13:39:53.
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*BUM BUM BUM* COME ON INGUUURLAND *BUM BUM BUM* SCORE SOME FUCKING GOOOAALS *BUM BUM BUM*
Think I'll be making a footie team on /icup/ tbqh guv
>>1749 You entering /britfeel/ into the GCUP or not?
Will Wayne Rooney be on the british team?

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Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:36:05 No.1122 [Reply]
Well gentlemen, as the world burns around us i just want you to know that it has been a pleasant experience meeting you all and i wish each and every one of you well regardless of what the future holds.
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>>1123 I don't know, wherever my gut takes me, i wish you well anon, goodbye.
That sounds a little ominous, but I wish you good luck in wherever it is you're going. I'm staying here to hold the fort, and also because I can't be arsed to go anywhere unless I'm forced to.
good bye anon, maybe if you took hormone replacement therapy you could've been happier.
>>1122 I didn't see this when it was made because I only ever check the active thread. See you somewhere down the road, lad.
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/britfeel/ 26/09/2020 Anonymous 09/26/2020 (Sat) 16:38:27 No.2088 [Reply] [Last]
Thread #116 Wave 2 Edition
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>>3102 its still weird to hear everyones ages, I know we all grow old and die but I still imagine everyone is roughly 21-23, where did the time go lad?
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This is Laurel Hubbard. She will be the first transgender athlete to compete in the women's olympic division ever. Say something nice about her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMHEkWZsUt0
>>3108 It's mad to think that all that UKIP/election stuff, greenfag, lupus, the party hats, the halfchan meetup, snake and sam, /guildfeel/, the fighting fantasy streams, etc. was all 6 years ago. Over half a decade. Equally mad that I'm still NEET and sitting in the same spot in the same room as I was back then, even most of the objects around me are the same kek.
Who's got a new phone arriving this morning then? Oh yes, me of course.

/britfeel/ 30/07/2020 Anonymous 07/30/2020 (Thu) 19:11:06 No.1010 [Reply] [Last]
Thread #115 /bunkerfeel/ is over edition. Anon Cafe is our home now.
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>>2082 What are some devilishly indulgent vegan foods then? How many of the meat substitutes do you like? I've tried quorn mince, chicken, sausages, and bacon, and found them all very bland. I'm sure they'll bring out more convincing alternatives eventually because it's such a fast-growing industry, but I feel like it's still in the growing phase artificial sweeteners were at 10-15 years ago when they all had synthetic chemicaly tastes.
I saw that shot policeman was only a few weeks from being able to retire. Like something out of a bad film. Can you imagine being a few weeks from retirement and just being shot dead for asking someone about whether they'd been following toothless local lockdown laws?
>>2077 I actually nailed the hydration bit. I've been keeping a 2L Tesco bottle of water on my desk (probably not the safest place for it, considering this is my only PC, and I can't afford a replacement), and I've been drinking from it in between meals. I've never drank this much water before, and it feels pretty nice. >>2083 Not him, I tried some of the meat substitute burgers from Iceland a few weeks ago, and they were okay. Very bland meat, is what they taste like. There's a better kind, though, that they used to serve us in later high school when they got them, but I can't find them. They're pretty good nutritionally, and there's no grease for the lot of them anyway.
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娼婦、しょうふ、'shoufu' - prostitute; harlot
>>2084 Who shot him?

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/bunkerfeel/ #003 - Bunker of the Bunker Edition Anonymous 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:11:25 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
Making an emergency thread here so we have somewhere to post whenever Julay goes down, because it keeps going down lately.
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>>999 That's funny, I'm the exact opposite now, though started out with both a shit memory and shit navigational skill. My memory has gotten really good since I've been studying Japanese. I'm learning 10+ words a day now. I felt almost braindead before though, in fact wanting to sharpen myself up a bit was one of the reasons I started. Neuroplasticity GOAT.
>>1001 My navigation ability is still awfu thoughl. I bet I could improve it if I worked at it but I'm not terribly bothered. Some people seem to have an innate capacity, like you it seems, but that's not where my stats were distributed.
>>1002 >Stats distributed to navigation. >Sit in a single room all day. Maybe I was destined to be an explorer or a sailor.
>>1001 You're brain dead now and gook women won't want to fuck you any more than British women do. Classic fat loser going to Japan to reinvent himself and failing.
>>1004 I really, really like your posts, they're always so thoughtful and full of insight. It's like posting alongside Plato. >>1010 >>1010 >>1010 NEW THREAD
Edited last time by Corvus on 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:24:39.

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